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00:01Celebs Go Day In is back!
00:04Yes!
00:08Kicking off the line up this year we've got
00:10The Lean Mean Wrappin Machine
00:13Oh my god
00:14Professor Green
00:14I might be asexual
00:16All green no beans
00:18Pop legend and loose woman Killeen Nolan
00:21Hi!
00:22I'm in the mood
00:23England rugby colossus James Haskell
00:26This is scary
00:28Aussie Maths star Lucinda Lyne
00:31Three since four since more so
00:32Love Islander and SAS survivor Gabi Allen
00:36I'm trusting the business
00:37Joy!
00:39No!
00:40And making his return the reality icon
00:43Hello you cheeky boggers
00:45David Potts
00:47I'm ready for someone to put a bloody ring on it
00:49And if that's not enough dropping in later
00:52We've got baller and YouTuber P.K. Humble
00:55I'm not going to do a number two I promise
00:57Okay
00:58Oh god
00:59Can this lot put in the graph
01:01It's looking for someone with a pulse
01:03It's just really bad
01:04Why kiss it?
01:05Swerve the drama
01:06Did you kiss him?
01:08I would love to get a step ladder and climb up you
01:12And overcome heartache
01:14It felt so easy to fall in love and be in love
01:18People don't hear men talk about this right?
01:22To find the one
01:23To find the one
01:23People have always told me that they can imagine me with a rugby player
01:26Oh really?
01:27I mean I thought it's not a space off
01:28This is going to be good
01:29Who would you like to bring with you to Tenerife?
01:32Wow
01:33Sexy baby
01:33Hello
01:34As our celebs
01:35My dick is cuddling me
01:37Yo
01:37You could do a lot of stonking in here
01:40Dating?
01:41My tits might fall out
01:42I don't know if I'm excited or I'm going to be sick
01:50Welcome to a brand new series of Celebs Go Dating
01:55This year we're kicking things off in the capital with
01:57No, not a mixer
01:58The celebs are being treated to one of Tom Reid Wilson's infamous DP sessions
02:06It's a dinner party
02:08Oh
02:10There isn't a big enough hope
02:12Here you go
02:13Before the agents set them on their dating journeys
02:15They want to know exactly who they're working with
02:18At an intimate spill the beans dinner soiree
02:21Yum yum
02:23Now I'm just going to tug you gingerly
02:26Mmm he's touching cloth
02:27So let's dispense with the needless fluffing
02:31And start stuffing this place
02:32Cause our first celeb is here
02:34And hold up, it is massive
02:38Needing no introduction
02:39He might have lost himself
02:43But he's here to find romance
02:46Yes!
02:47It's
02:49Ah, of course
02:50You saw him at the start
02:52With a PhD in Hip Hop
02:54Now looking for an education in love
02:56Is Professor Green
02:58This ain't so stereotypical man
03:01Not for a stereotypical man
03:03It should be me the ones that get rid of you
03:05Hello, my name is Steven Manderson
03:08Hello Steven
03:09People may know me better by the name Professor Green
03:14I'd say so, yeah
03:14I would describe myself as awkward, annoying, intolerable, insufferable
03:20But, kind
03:22Pro-G and Made in Chelsea star Millie Mackintosh
03:24Divorced in 2016
03:27Then Steven became a dad in 2021
03:29Before splitting up with his partner six months ago
03:33Being a dad and having a son
03:35It's the most important and most significant thing in my life
03:39If someone's going on a date with me
03:41I would much rather than not have Googled me
03:43But then, again, low expectations are easy to exceed
03:47I can't wait to get in front of Paul and be like, assess me
03:50Tell me where I've gone wrong
03:51I clearly need some help
03:55Professor Green
03:56Steven, please, good evening
03:57Steven
03:57How you doing?
03:58Drop the title
04:01It's just a nom de plume
04:02I don't know what that means
04:04It'll be something to do with plums, knowing Tom
04:06Your work is blind
04:07I suffer with compliments, by the way, so
04:09Oh, do you?
04:10Yeah, if I seem awkward, it's because I am
04:11I will stem the flow in that case
04:13Because I can be like a machine gun volley often
04:16Yeah, well, shove a thumb up your barrel, Tom
04:18Because the next celeb is inbound
04:22It's former Richard and Judy's son-in-law, James Haskell
04:25He played some rugby too
04:26I played rugby
04:27I was very lucky to play for my country
04:29I was lucky to play around the world
04:31I now DJ make music
04:39James was previously married to TV presenter and personal trainer, Chloe Madeley
04:43I was with Chloe, I met her in 2015
04:46And we got married, got a daughter called Bodie, who's three and a bit
04:52We separated two and a half years ago now
04:56Dating later on in your life is definitely a bit like the Wild West
04:59It doesn't matter how big you are, how cool you think you are
05:02Going up to a girl and ask for the number and then getting dismissed
05:06Still digs you out
05:08Ooh, not for me that
05:09I've got high expectations of the agents
05:12Every day's a school day
05:13And school's in session
05:14What could possibly go wrong?
05:15You'd be surprised the massive bloke from the chase drunk a candle last year
05:20Hang on, where's the crutch come from?
05:22He didn't have one on the walking-in shots
05:24How's he injured himself already?
05:26How you doing? I'm James, lovely to meet you
05:27How are you? How are you? How you doing?
05:28Lovely to meet you
05:30It's not just for sympathy
05:31No, no, I wish it was, I wish it was
05:32It's a hell of a story, but no
05:33Do you know, you and I have an awful lot in common
05:36Do we?
05:36Mmm, you've both seen Richard Madeley's knob?
05:39And we've both been in the jungle
05:40I know, you were amazing
05:41Ah, yeah, that was it
05:42Did you have to eat anything, Garst?
05:44I had to drink pig's penis
05:45Pig's vagina, I didn't mind because I had it in solid and liquid form
05:49Oh yeah?
05:49And in solid form it was a bit like a, kind of a, a bacon-y radish
05:53But hairier, I suspect
05:55Quite normal conversation
05:56Perfect, perfect
05:57As these two jungle vets swap war stories
06:00Strutting now a tastier treat
06:02We're going up, up, up
06:05She's bacon-y and I'm talking smote
06:07It's the radishing bite-sized Love Islander, Gabby Allen
06:12I'm Gabby, I'm 33
06:14And you might know me from Love Island and Celebrity SAS
06:17Love Island was an amazing experience
06:19Because I just sit there in a bikini and have a lovely time
06:22And then SAS is the complete opposite
06:27Shit, is that toadfish?
06:30It's hell on earth but so rewarding
06:33Let's go
06:33Gabby, not toadfish
06:35Leave him alone
06:36I've been single for two years
06:39Everyone that I'm going for is just about initial impressions
06:42And then it all goes downhill
06:44I have the worst beer goggles
06:46Give me a margarita and I'll snog anyone
06:49Barman, one margarita please
06:50And some mints
06:51I'm 33 and I feel like all the good ones might be taken by now
06:54However, statistically, they'll probably be divorced soon
06:57And then I can probably get with them once they're out of that first marriage
07:00Come to me with better equipment
07:04Doubt it, their equipment won't have been used since having kids
07:08Agents, bring them to me
07:11Oh my God, I'm so nervous, I'm so excited
07:13Oh, can I give you a libation?
07:16Yes, please, thank you
07:17Will that help? Hello
07:18How are you?
07:20Nice to meet you
07:21Oh, it's lovely to meet you
07:23Oh, perfect
07:23In between two guys already?
07:25Both divorced?
07:26Right up your alley, Gabby
07:27You look as braced and ready for romance as anybody ever could
07:32Okay, that's good
07:33He didn't say that to us
07:34Hard luck, Haskell
07:35Well, brace yourself for another Tom
07:37Because our next celebs are always ready for romance
07:40It's the wonder from down under
07:42Aussie master Lucinda Light
07:45I'm Lucinda Light
07:46G'day
07:47I am 45 years of age
07:49And I'm looking for love
07:52After married at first sight
07:53I'm ready to take a punt on love again
07:56Walking toward him
07:58I thought, ooh, solid and nice bum
08:00Like I was actually just checking him out
08:03Being a total perl
08:04Much like my wife on our wedding day
08:06Dirty cow
08:07I want some top tier, quality, fabulous men
08:12That have got their shit together
08:15Dr Tara talks about big push energy
08:18But in Australia we call it big pussy energy
08:21And that's what I'm here to do
08:22Bring my big pussy energy
08:24Yeah, not sure if UK men are looking for a big pussy
08:27Gotta be honest with you
08:28I'm a juicy wet and wild woman, you know
08:31Splish splash
08:32So let's go
08:33I hope Tom's brought his caution wet floor sign
08:35Or at least a mop and bucket
08:39That is a bald eagle, isn't it?
08:41Eyes up Tommy boy
08:42Is it bald?
08:44You should know
08:44I suppose they all are
08:46It is utterly majestic
08:48Ah, we're talking about her dress
08:50Shame
08:51Also the other thing I like about it
08:53Is that the talons are out
08:54Yes
08:55Ready to clasp some prey
08:57It is a metaphor
08:58I am ready to claw them in, let's go
09:01Having got an eye full of Lucinda's bald eagle
09:04I am in the mood for another love hungry celeb
09:06If my world was bad
09:09If my world was bad
09:09It's pop royalty and loose women legend, Killeen Nolan
09:13Woo
09:14I am probably best known for loose women
09:17But just take the bra off
09:19Oh no, Kay
09:21Why?
09:22Because then I can tuck them in my chub rub knickers
09:26I am not selling myself am I?
09:28Any form of dating app is out the window
09:31Not true, my mate Sad Alan met his wife on chubbrubbers.com
09:34Also from my singing days with the Nolan sisters
09:42It was a mad time, it was an amazing time
09:45I am very romantic
09:47I have been in love on numerous occasions
09:50My first marriage ended because of infidelities
09:55Husband number one was none other than Eastender Alfie Moon
09:59AKA Shane Ritchie
10:00Then my second marriage just grew apart
10:03I have been single for about 18 months
10:07I kind of need help
10:09You want to be a part of my life then we are a team
10:12I am not there to be a servant
10:14Unless you ask nicely
10:16God almighty, what the hell am I doing?
10:21Oh, look at this
10:25Beautiful Scarlet
10:26Oh, thank you
10:27This is most becoming most
10:29Can I offer you a tip?
10:30I just want to listen to him all day
10:31Yeah, she's a loose woman
10:33She can take hours of pointless drivel
10:35So nervous
10:36I know, it is terribly nerve-wracking
10:39I also think the nerves are such a good sign
10:41Because they're a sign of caring deeply
10:43Yes
10:43You're right
10:44You know
10:44And last up, someone who's never knowingly nervous
10:47Yes, ding ding, he's back in the ring
10:50The one, the only, David Potts
10:54I'm back
10:58Agents, I'm ready for round two
11:00I am David Potts and I am 32 years old
11:04I know, don't look it
11:06Who's going to tell him?
11:08Who's going to tell him?
11:08I would describe myself as a nice, fun, bubbly character with a big gob and very long legs
11:18That's right, shake it down to the floor
11:19Get low, get low
11:20I've done Ibiza Weekend, a celebrity karaoke club, celebs on the farm, Celebrity Big Brother
11:25I have done celebs go down, but that was eight years ago
11:28I do want someone like, as tall as me, if not a little bit taller
11:31I like someone who's straight acting, beefy, lighter coloured hair
11:34What the hell?
11:35Straight acting, beefy, light hair
11:37I'm here for you big boy
11:38Wrap those legs round me
11:40This time, I want a man, I want a husband
11:43I've had situationships, I've been seeing people
11:47But I've never had a
11:48We are boyfriend and boyfriend
11:54You're coruscating, you're shimmering
11:56I'm so excited guys
11:58We've been so excited to have you restored to our bosom
12:02Thank you my love
12:03We really, really have
12:04Thank you
12:04You might be a balm for everybody's souls
12:07Because everybody's feeling very, very nervous
12:10Oh no guys, it's so much fun
12:14Because you did it once before
12:15Yeah, I did this like eight years ago
12:17Definitely a different mindset for me this time
12:20Yeah, there's been an evolution, I can see
12:22Yeah, for sure
12:23Yeah, alright Tom, that'll do
12:25They're chuffing, starving
12:26And you've promised them some grub
12:27Shall we get a move on?
12:29Well, darlings
12:30It's time for you to follow me
12:33Here we go
12:34Where's he taking us?
12:35Trust me, sometimes it's best not to ask
12:40Just feels ineffably grand
12:42And speaking of grand
12:43I reckon the little fella has pulled a blinder here
12:46Very plush
12:47Full marks, Thomas
12:48Oh wow
12:49Wow
12:50Wow
12:51Now you will find your name cards hither and yon
12:55Oh my word
12:56That's so stunning
12:58So stunning
12:58Why are we so spread apart?
13:00Obviously there are three holes
13:02One up top, one up front and one round the back
13:05For special occasions only
13:06And these gaps are to be filled
13:09Where's he going with this?
13:11By the Merlins of romance
13:15Well, hocus pocus my bum hole
13:17If it isn't the magic circle of love themselves
13:20Alaka bloody zam
13:22It's...
13:23The one, the only, Mr. Paul C. Brunson
13:28Relationship guru Anna Williamson
13:31And pint-sized sexpert Dr. Tara
13:44Oh my goodness, it is so good to be back with a whole new bunch of celebs all looking for
13:49love
13:49I cannot wait to get under their skin and find out what makes them tick
13:54Bring it on
13:55This is going to be epic
13:57Hi, how you doing?
13:58Hello my love
13:59Well this is a bit boosh
14:01I know it's gorgeous isn't it?
14:02Isn't it?
14:03Can I give a big hello to everyone at this table?
14:07Yes
14:07Very much, I want to say hello and welcome
14:10Oh God, tension music already? What's going on Paul?
14:14What you're about to go on is going to be the most incredible ride, okay?
14:19How are you all feeling about that? Everyone looks a little bit nervous
14:22I just took a deep breath and I haven't let it out yet
14:25Tonight is not about an ordinary dinner at all
14:28This is a dinner party with a twist
14:31Grub my job, we are so back
14:42Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
14:44Where the class of 26 have had a good old probing by Tom
14:48And now he's handed them over to the Brundog
14:50Who's wasted no time in getting straight down to business
14:55Tonight is not about an ordinary dinner at all
14:58This is a dinner party with a twist
15:03This time we're doing things differently
15:07So we can truly understand who you are and what you need
15:12Wow, the agents are on full banter lockdown
15:15FBL
15:16Now it may not be the mixer you were expecting
15:19But don't worry because one is coming, alright?
15:22And it will keep you firmly on your dating toes
15:25Oh, I don't know if I'm excited or I'm going to be sick
15:28I have a question, it's to James
15:30Yes
15:30You present very confident
15:32For someone who really presents as you've got your act together, right?
15:37When you look back at the marriage, where did it go wrong?
15:41Cheers, Paul, for that
15:42Absolutely no time for a starter
15:44Before you're already demanding to know the inner workings of my marriage
15:47It's very easy in racing at Breakdowns to talk about the other person
15:51Look, you're only in control of how you behave
15:53And I think, you know, pretty early on when we had a daughter
15:57It coincided with me having lots of DJ trips away
16:00And it was the first time that part of my career was going really well
16:03And I probably took a piss a little bit
16:04But I'd stay out an extra night, you know, and I should have come home
16:08And I probably just didn't support her enough
16:11And I didn't get that stuff right
16:12So I was very excited to come here
16:14Be open-minded, let you tell me what you think
16:17And sometimes you need to look at your own kind of behaviors
16:21The way you are
16:22I'm sort of really keen to kind of explore that
16:24And maybe just have some of the rough edges smoothed off, you know
16:27And see if I can make it work and be better
16:29Thank you so much for sharing
16:31And I think what you've done is you've just given everyone permission
16:34To be able to be just as vulnerable, so thank you
16:37Bravo, thank you
16:39Stephen, you seem quite nervous
16:41Yeah
16:41Yeah
16:42Yeah, he looks like he's about to drop a little Professor Brown
16:45What are you nervous about?
16:47Everything
16:48Yeah, all of it at the moment
16:50But do you know what?
16:51I'd love to get under the hood of the psychology, you know
16:55I'd love to hear from people who actually know what they're doing
16:58As far as dating and love
17:00About myself, I think we're always our own blind spots
17:03Man's going deep
17:05So I would like to get under the... I'd like to get under my hood
17:08You wouldn't want to get under mine unless I've had a shower
17:11Because it stinks of quavers and guilt
17:13My situation is difficult
17:17But this is going to be an education for me
17:19That was very honest
17:20Bravo
17:20That was intense
17:21Now is there any actual food coming at this dinner party?
17:23Or is it just truth tapas?
17:25Lucinda, you got married to a man that you've never seen before
17:29Like how was that?
17:30A wild experience and so much fun
17:33Yeah, I'd love to find that person that I can sort of do the next incarnation with
17:39I think, you know, yeah, sometimes I get a bit doubtful
17:43Or a bit like, oh God, you know, who would take this journey on?
17:48Yes
17:48Well, you know, listening, you're in the right place
17:50Yes
17:50Yeah
17:51Because we are taking that journey on
17:52Yes
17:52I'm excited and bring it on
17:55Brilliant
17:55Now, can we have some food?
17:57Ah, finally!
17:59Have a word with the staff, Tom
18:00Yes
18:00Yes
18:00You should say grace or something
18:02Thank you, love
18:05Well, bon appetit
18:07Bon?
18:07Leave it out, Anna
18:08Even I know it's bon
18:09Give your head a wobble
18:17So how long have you been married for?
18:19I've been married now for three years
18:21I've been together with my husband for six years
18:23Oh, nice
18:24And I also have a boyfriend here
18:26Oh, nice
18:26For the last seven months
18:27I'm Polly
18:28No, you're not, you're Dr T
18:29Excuse me, you've got a boyfriend here
18:31Yeah, yeah
18:32I'm in an ethical, non-monogamous relationship
18:34So, I'm Polly
18:36Oh, she means polyamorous
18:38God, that is so Dr T
18:39A husband and a lover
18:40So greedy
18:41Double dick
18:43My husband dates other people as well
18:45Legend
18:45You have to work really hard on that
18:47Otherwise it's very difficult
18:48People think it's like
18:49They get past the sort of amusement side of it
18:52Yeah
18:52Then it's very much work, communication
18:54But it's as hard as monogamy
18:56You know, I'm curious on that note
18:58Is who around the table
19:00Would be open
19:01To have an ethical, non-monogamous relationship
19:05And Colleen, I'd love to start with you
19:10You know, because you know
19:11My wife and I were looking for us
19:13No
19:16Can I just say
19:17I was gonna say
19:18Oh no, I couldn't deal with that
19:19But now
19:22It depends on with who
19:23Wow
19:24I think I would be open to it
19:26You're beautiful
19:27Respect, cool
19:28I'll see what Lou says and get back to you
19:29Is that something that you've done before?
19:32I have explored it before, yes
19:34Yeah, yeah
19:35With my last partner
19:36Who was a female
19:37Okay
19:37I gave it a go
19:38But actually realised within it
19:40That I'm quite hetero
19:41But I gave it a red hot shot
19:43I am all about the exploration
19:46Map the way for me, Dr T
19:48I am here to look for a partner
19:51But I don't mind having a bit of fun in the water park
19:54En route, if you know what I mean
19:56Splish splash
19:57From my experience, if you start heavy petting in the water park
20:00They'll route you to the exit
20:01But you know, exploration is beautiful
20:04Yes
20:04Because it allows you to get clarity for yourself
20:07That's it
20:08You know, if you've never explored
20:09How would you actually know?
20:11Yeah
20:11Well, David, when you were here last time
20:15Yeah
20:15I wasn't here
20:16You wasn't
20:17Uh-uh, uh-uh
20:18So please, please tell us
20:20Like, why are you back at the agency?
20:22Oh God
20:23Um
20:24I think last time I was very emotionally unintelligent
20:31Whereas this time my head space is
20:35Because I actually don't give a shit about being judged about my vulnerabilities
20:43Is she playing invisible castanets?
20:45Oh, so I'm ready for someone to put a bloody ring on it
20:48Oh
20:50Ha, knew it
20:51I believe that that is out there and that's what I want
20:54But what does that true love look like for you physically?
20:57Can you like, describe him?
20:58Oh, what he looks like?
21:00Yeah
21:00Can you describe him?
21:01So tall
21:01This is probably a trigger for Anna and Paul
21:03It is actually
21:04Taller
21:05Older
21:06And like a
21:07Be fit
21:08Yeah, be fit
21:09Like a be fit
21:10Like a be fit
21:11Older tall
21:12So you're describing Paul Brunson?
21:14Yeah, for sure
21:15I've been trying for six years but
21:18Yeah, well, my turn now
21:20My turn now
21:20My turn now
21:21But he just went straight for Colleen
21:22Which is rude
21:26Alright, well, you're ready for love
21:28You're ready for marriage
21:29Gabby
21:31What about you?
21:32Or
21:32I don't know
21:34I don't actually know what I'm doing wrong
21:37It's because
21:37I like people and they're probably wrong for me
21:41And usually they're younger
21:42I feel like sometimes I might compromise on things
21:45Just because I'm so attracted to them
21:48And then they end up just being awful for me
21:51However, I've dated people
21:53And that's been missing
21:55And I'm just not fulfilled at all
21:57Because I want to be with somebody that makes me feel alive
22:01And also I need to be put in my feminine energy as well
22:05Because I feel like
22:06I'm sorry, did you say you need to be put in your feminine energy?
22:10So you need someone else to put you in your feminine energy?
22:13Okay, is that wrong?
22:15Very
22:15Yeah
22:16Okay, so
22:17I mean
22:18I want somebody to
22:21Make me feel safe and secure
22:24Because I feel like that is my role within my family
22:27So having somebody that makes me cry
22:30Makes me feel like that
22:32Yes
22:33And that's all I want to say
22:34You deserve that
22:35No
22:36Yes
22:36You know what's wild is
22:38I've never felt like we've started an agency
22:41With this level of intimacy
22:43Aw
22:44Yes
22:44Can I just say
22:46While you say that
22:47That this is the first show
22:49I've ever thought
22:50I really want to do that show
22:53Wow
22:54I've never done that about another show
22:56Ever
22:56Ha!
22:57In your face loose women ladies
22:59I think because
23:01I've reached a part in my life
23:02Where I genuinely would like to meet someone
23:05I have met people
23:07I have been on the dating apps
23:08I think what I'm looking for is really hard to find
23:11For me
23:12What do you want?
23:13I think because I'm looking for Mr everyday normal
23:16Have you considered having breakfast in Wetherspoons?
23:19I live a very normal life
23:20I very rarely go to big celebrity things
23:22You know I've got a little farm with all my animals
23:25And that's where I'm at my happiest
23:26And so I think
23:28Trying to meet someone that can just accept that
23:30And accept me as me
23:32And not my celebrity status
23:34Or be intimidated by it at the same time
23:38And that's where I'm finding it hard
23:40Because I've met a lot of guys
23:41And we've had a connection
23:42And they've been very honest and go
23:44I just don't think I can live in your world
23:46And I'm like
23:47I don't know what you think my world is
23:50Sometimes I'd just like someone at home
23:51To put their arms around me when I get in and go
23:53Do you know what?
23:54It's all going to be okay
23:55We're going to be okay
23:57This year was the first time
23:59That I've ever had to put Christmas decorations up on my own
24:02I remember being in the house thinking
24:04Oh shit, I'm lonely
24:07Oh, Colleen
24:09That's so sad
24:10Don't worry
24:11You're in the right place
24:12We'll sort you out
24:13So, no pressure
24:15But you are my last chance to lose
24:17You either do something or I die alone
24:20We can't have that happen
24:22We can't have that happen
24:23Darlings all
24:24Your candour has been utterly delicious
24:28And I want to reward you with a delicious dessert
24:33Oh
24:34Have you baked us a cake?
24:35Well, possibly
24:38Dessert is served
24:41Oh shit, what's this?
24:44Wait, that's not a tiramisu
24:47Someone's coming
24:47Is this your twist, Paul?
24:49Yes
24:50Oh God, who is it?
24:52What's going on?
25:03Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
25:05Where Tom is about to serve our new celebs with some delicious dessert
25:09I hope he's not just been to the kitchen to add extra cream
25:14Dessert is served
25:18I'm actually shaking
25:19Yeah, I get it like that with sticky toffee pudding
25:21Custard, cream and sauce
25:23In the form of Colleen's beloved sister Maury
25:28Woohoo
25:29Good girl
25:30Good girl
25:31Good girl
25:31Good girl
25:34David's best friend, Ellie
25:36No way!
25:37Oh my god
25:39Jesus, I could hear you're all way over
25:42Hi everyone
25:43Good girl
25:45Good girl
25:46Stephen's childhood friend, Lewis
25:48Yay!
25:51Good girl
25:52Welcome to Lewis
25:53Seeing Lewis walking, my immediate reaction
25:57Oh god, what's he gonna say?
25:59Oh god, what's he gonna say?
26:00Gabby's dear friend, Lyle
26:02Ah!
26:03Welcome Lyle
26:04He's gonna go pear-shaped
26:06He knows too much
26:08Lucinda's cousin, Tom
26:10Yeah!
26:11That's me, Lulu
26:12Ah!
26:13And James' mum, Susie
26:16The one
26:17Oh she did Eva
26:20She is!
26:21I'm so glad you all turned up
26:25Enjoy your desserts everybody
26:27And I will see you at the agency
26:31Sorry, can I check, are there any actual desserts coming?
26:35Friends and family can often see where the celebrities' love lives are going wrong
26:39Often things that the celebrities themselves just cannot see
26:43So these are very much the best people to help us understand our new clients
26:48We all love mums, don't we?
26:51Yeah!
26:51So we wanna hear from Susie
26:54Oh my god
26:56Mum is an absolute loose cannon at the best of times
26:59I am dreading what's gonna come out of her mouth
27:02As long as she does not upset my ex
27:05James is not what he appears to be
27:09He actually underneath is extremely sensitive
27:14I'm not sure where he's gone wrong
27:16Because prior to his marriage
27:20I met lots of lovely girlfriends
27:24Each of them just loved me, that's a bonus
27:28I never saw James squirm like that playing rugby
27:31I do have quite a strong opinion why I think it went wrong
27:37You can't have two stars
27:42Because you have them competing for the floor space all the time
27:46That explains why no one's seen Richard and Judy in the same room for 30 years
27:50In the past he's been extremely popular
27:53I mean I've seen at rugby matches where elderly ladies have gotten very close to him
28:00What are your hopes for James at the end of this process?
28:04He needs someone that can see
28:06Well tell him to stop with the elderly then
28:08The softness of him
28:10Oh right, I thought he meant eyes
28:13Coupled with quite a brilliant intellect
28:16He's written seven books
28:19Wow, quite the author
28:20And I think three of them were on the Times best-selling list
28:25Two of them
28:26Who's counting?
28:26I am
28:28I've got copies for everyone
28:30Has he got pictures?
28:31Because if not it'll be hard pass for David
28:33Good
28:34Okay, up next
28:35Stephen, you seem so keen
28:37When you walked in I was overjoyed
28:39I mean look, I'm not here to throw you under the bus or nothing though
28:42But like, Stephen is a nightmare
28:45Oh wow
28:45Wow
28:46He's not just thrown him under the bus
28:48He's reversed it back over him
28:50You've been unlucky in love
28:52And yeah, I think you've got your work cut out
28:54And then driven over him again
28:56So you think about Stephen on a date
28:58I can't, I don't even want to imagine Stephen on a date
29:01It's ghastly
29:03Don't be fooled by the tattoos and the lyrics
29:05I think it's a little bit, a bit clumsy, a bit clunky
29:08But quite cute
29:10Give us an example of that
29:12Oh, not the C word
29:12Louis, tearing me a new one
29:14Thank you, Louis
29:15Cheers mate, appreciate it
29:16So, let's go to Lucinda here
29:18Okay, with Tommy
29:20So, I'm curious
29:22What do you believe Lucinda needs in her life?
29:26A man
29:27A man-man
29:29Lulu is looking for love
29:31Genuine love
29:33And has been for a long time
29:36Lucy is a big character
29:38Which is wonderful
29:39And we don't want someone to shrink Lucy's personality
29:43But match it
29:44Lulu has said that she has explored with a woman before
29:50Naughty
29:54That's what lockdown does to you
29:57David Potts
29:58Ellie
29:59He falls in love quite easy, does David
30:01Like, at least once a week it'll be like
30:03They know that
30:04I fall in love
30:05I'm a sucker for love
30:06That's good
30:07Do you know what I mean?
30:08I'm a sucker for love, guys
30:09He's got his type
30:11He's like, well I want him to be this and that
30:12If he's a bit shorter
30:14And I know what you're thinking
30:16Give him a chance
30:17He could be the love of your life
30:18Ellie
30:19If he's not even able to get on the rides at a theme park
30:23He isn't going to be the love of my life
30:25Next up
30:26We have
30:27Gabby
30:28And Lyle
30:29You know, she has a lot to offer
30:31And you know, anyone who knows and knows
30:33She's got a lot of layers there
30:34But we don't necessarily see it enough
30:36Because she's obviously terrified of
30:38What
30:39Judgment
30:40The judgements
30:41That it Lyle
30:42Fair play
30:43Long on air, short on chat
30:44We would love to know, Maureen, a little bit more about Colleen
30:49Colleen has just got so much to give
30:52The problem is that when she meets someone
30:54She falls in love so easily
30:57And gives so much immediately
31:01Sometimes comes back to bite her on the ass a little bit
31:04I kind of like that
31:08Do you find sexual connection important?
31:11Yes
31:12Is that something that you're looking for as well?
31:14Well, I didn't think I was
31:16And I'd heard all this thing about menopause
31:18How women lose their sexual libido
31:21And everything goes like the Sahara Desert
31:23And it's gone the complete opposite for me
31:26I don't know what's happened
31:27Oh!
31:29Susie?
31:32Oh, God
31:32Susie, for James' sake
31:34Will everyone say nothing?
31:37Can I just say I'm loving James' face with his mother
31:40Sitting next to him in this conversation?
31:43Torture
31:44This is torture
31:46So now, celebs
31:48Your night is not over
31:50But friends and family
31:51Your night is
31:54Right, so now the celebs in a circle have stitched them up
31:58They're off to drink the free bar dry
32:00Thank you, baby, I'm okay
32:01Bye, Susie
32:02While the experts have yet another surprise in store
32:06We have some envelopes
32:08Each one is personalised to you
32:10Yeah, that's generally how envelopes work, Dr T
32:13Otherwise, it's a free-for-all
32:14These are your first dates
32:16Woo!
32:17Yes!
32:20Oh, my God
32:21This is getting real
32:22I am just ready to lean in and go for it
32:25How exciting, let's go
32:26David, if you would like to open your envelope, please
32:29We have
32:29And reveal to us all what is inside
32:34Oh, my God
32:35Is it the bill?
32:37He has jacked me!
32:40Get in!
32:41David, I moved from Melbourne to London three months ago
32:46I'm in for a tree
32:48Remember, don't fall in love
32:49Oh, my God, I need to chill out, but what the fuck?
32:52Oh, my God, this is love
32:55Gabby, would you like to reveal who is in your envelope?
32:59Oh, my God, I'm so nervous
33:04I can't tell from her expression
33:07Johnny, 34
33:09Oh
33:10It's probably the oldest I've ever got
33:12Wow
33:13I spend my days handling carp
33:15Is that fish?
33:16It is
33:16Don't know how I feel about that
33:18Sexy fisherman
33:19Getting my hands wet
33:20And I'm always up for something a bit naughty
33:23This is one catch you won't want to throw back
33:25So, how do we feel about Johnny the fisherman?
33:28That doesn't turn me on
33:29But he likes fish
33:32Can we have another one?
33:34No
33:34Shit
33:35You know what I suspect
33:36Is you looked at the photo
33:38And you weren't interested
33:39So, you started looking for negatives
33:41I'm not being funny
33:43But Paul needs to get off my case
33:45I just don't fancy the fishy fella
33:47I'm trusting the princess
33:48Yes
33:49Yes
33:50Yeah, that's cool
33:51Lucinda has been matched with Silver Fox Neil
33:54I'm happy to lean into that
33:55Splish splash
33:57Come on, Stephen
33:58And Stephen has been paired with sexy DJ Viv
34:01Does it sort of feel like it's got a bit real now?
34:04Shit's real
34:05Shit, shit just got real
34:07James
34:08Kitten, 30
34:08I'm loud
34:09I'm high energy
34:10If you can handle me
34:11You'll definitely remember the night
34:13Even if parts of it are a blur
34:15She has a lot to say
34:16And she has great sexual energy
34:18Meow
34:19You're excited
34:20Are you a bit overwhelmed?
34:21I don't really know
34:22You know what I mean?
34:22I'm sort of not really sure what my reaction is
34:24Because I've never had that
34:25I've never been on a blind date
34:26So yeah, I'm very excited to see what she's like
34:29Colleen
34:30Neil P, 60
34:32I've blown up bridges
34:34And raised sons
34:36And if there's chemistry
34:37Let's just say
34:38I still know how to keep things running smoothly
34:41Longer than lights out
34:43Ooh!
34:45Neil!
34:46Oh my God!
34:47What, Neil?
34:47Neil looks nice
34:49But I really wanted that reaction that David's just had
34:53You are all going on these dates within the next 48 hours
34:58Except actually for two of you
35:02Who will be going on those dates
35:07Immediately
35:08Well splash my splish
35:10What?
35:11No, you're joking
35:12Those two celebrities are
35:14Sink washes for everyone
35:15Get those slits and dicks clean
35:19Yourself, Colleen?
35:22And James
35:23No, you're joking
35:25You're going on a date right now
35:27I'm in, let's do it
35:28Christ, I thought I was going out to bed
35:31Well, Neil might
35:33Talk about speed dating
35:35What happened to breaking me in gently?
35:38Bye!
35:39Bye!
35:39Bye everyone!
35:40I'm so excited, I can't wait to hear all about it
35:42Hold on a minute
35:43Why do Colleen and James get to meet theirs now?
35:47Why do I have to wait to meet the gorgeous Mark from Melbourne?
35:51These agents are cock blockers
35:56So before Colleen and James can be shoved into the back of a black cab
35:59And score their dinner party out of ten
36:01They're whisked off to the other side of London
36:03For their first date
36:04With these lucky, loveless lovelies
36:07I don't think I've even met a celebrity before in my life
36:10So this is going to be a totally new experience for me
36:14Calm down Neil, you're having a drink with Colleen Nolan
36:16You're not going to the NTAs
36:19I'm feeling so excited about my date
36:21I've never heard of James
36:23But they showed me a photo of him
36:25And he was topless
36:26He had abs for days
36:27You could grate cheese on that
36:29And I absolutely love cheese
36:31So I'm ready
36:32Well, Dairy Lee, dunk my arse
36:34She's ready people
36:35Take me to Cathedral City
36:44Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
36:46Where our new bunch of pampered personalities
36:48Have been suitably wined and dined
36:50And then, because it's us
36:52Forced to spill the tea on their pitiful private lives
36:56And if that wasn't bad enough
36:57We've slung these two out for their very first dates
37:00With James off to meet 30-year-old admin assistant kitten
37:04Meow
37:05And for Colleen is retired arm instructor Neil
37:08Who's no doubt going commando
37:10Dick on trouser
37:12Hello
37:12Hello
37:14Yes
37:14Hello
37:15Hi
37:15Lovely to meet you
37:16I took the liberty of getting champagne to start with
37:20Oh, fuck you
37:21Cheers
37:21Cheers
37:22What's this dating like at 60?
37:24I don't know
37:25I don't know
37:26What do you do?
37:27Exactly
37:29Hello, how are you doing?
37:30Hey, nice to meet you
37:30How are you? I'm James
37:31Nice to meet you, how are you?
37:32I'm Peter, nice to meet you
37:33How are you? Sorry, give it to you
37:33Oh, yep, that's not awkward
37:35I love the tattoos
37:36Thank you, you too
37:37Look at you
37:37I saw online that you have a leg injury
37:40Yeah, I do
37:40I'm limping everywhere
37:41I was happy about that though
37:43Because you tried doing a backdoor now
37:44Sorry, what?
37:47Yeah, I know
37:48Well, I wouldn't do that anyway
37:48I'm too much a gentleman
37:49That's what they all say
37:50Where do you live?
37:51Like, where are you from originally?
37:53The place that I'm from is really big for rugby though
37:55Are you a rugby fan yourself?
37:56I've never watched rugby
37:58Okay
37:58And they were like, do you know who he is?
37:59And I was like, I'm not gonna like, no
38:01But they showed me a photo of you topless
38:03And obviously I saw the abs and I was like
38:05Well, I want to know him
38:07Well, yeah, I mean, I'm not sure I'm really in the ab phase at the moment
38:09I look like surgery
38:10I haven't trained a lot
38:11Well, thank you
38:12I appreciate it
38:12I mean, you look great too
38:15I embrace my personality instead of pretending to be someone I'm not
38:19So I've always had people call me crazy and stuff
38:22Oh, really?
38:22But it's who I am
38:23So I embrace her
38:24And now my kind of like brandiness
38:26I'm like, yeah, I'm the crazy tattooed woman
38:29I have a question for you
38:30Yes, you can ask whatever you want
38:31So usually I date non-celebrities
38:33Or like 99.99% of the population
38:36So what do you think you can bring to the table as a rugby player that a normal man can't?
38:42Kitten's definitely lovely
38:43But this is beginning to feel like a bit of an interview, I think
38:46What I'm bringing to the party at the moment is a body that doesn't work particularly well
38:50And a limp everywhere
38:51And a limp
38:51A limp, yeah
38:52If you're into guys with limps then I'm all over it
38:55I feel like the main thing for me is personality
38:57Yeah
38:57And emotional intelligence
38:59Because I can't deal with these younger men who don't know how to use a washing machine anymore
39:03Actually, I'll be honest with you, I look very manly
39:06But if you want me to like install your bathroom or like rewire a plug
39:11I'm a bit used to that kind of stuff
39:13But he will drink piss from a rugby boot
39:15So swings and roundabouts
39:17Hopefully Colleen's ex-army guy Neil has more useful life skills
39:21So I did 15 years in the army, I was in the Royal Engineers
39:23And I used to teach demolitions
39:25So I've never actually blown up a bridge but I taught people how to do it
39:29I guess not, but you never know when that could come in handy
39:31You know this is okay actually, it's not as bad as I thought it was going to be
39:34And Neil's really good company
39:37Do you miss the army?
39:38I miss certain aspects of it
39:39Never killed anyone
39:41Colleen, you can't ask him that
39:43It's like I'm asking you about auto-tune
39:45Seriously though Neil, who was on the bridge?
39:48Oh shit, has he killed someone?
39:52Actually there's a bit of story there
39:55Oh God this is awkward
39:57My bum all sucking and pulsing like a thirsty bath plug
40:04You know you see all these guys on Remembrance Day
40:06With a whole chest of medals
40:08Oh yeah?
40:08Yeah, go on
40:10I did 15 years
40:11What?
40:12Has he been banged up?
40:13But I haven't got one
40:17God damn medal
40:18Oh thank God for that
40:19I thought he killed loads of pensions on a bridge
40:21He's just moaning about medals
40:23Why are you crap?
40:24I didn't, I didn't
40:27I'm going to give you a medal unless you deserve it
40:29No, but you've got to be sent
40:30I was never sent anywhere
40:31And did you want to go?
40:32If you're in a unit that goes
40:34You kind of want to be part of the team
40:36But did your unit go?
40:38Yes and the unit went
40:38But I'd already left to go somewhere else
40:40Idiot
40:42No, well you know
40:43It was when I got sent back to Sandcliffe as an instructor
40:45I'd be like get back out there and get us a medal
40:47You might just have to settle for a poppy
40:50Are you good driving?
40:51I don't drive
40:52I was in driving lessons for two years
40:54Right
40:54And I just couldn't do it
40:55They said that the only person worse than me didn't speak English
40:58What was your, what couldn't you do?
41:00Everything
41:01Like I was in
41:02You can't not do everything
41:03I was in driving lessons for two years
41:05And like over a hundred hours of lessons
41:09Kitten's definitely got some energy about her
41:11Which I'm enjoying
41:11She has described herself as a bit crazy
41:14And I'm beginning to see some of those traits come through
41:16Do you have a non-negotiable?
41:18Non-negotiable would be
41:19Someone who doesn't have drive
41:20Someone who doesn't work
41:21I think I need people to secure as well
41:24Which is challenging
41:25Because everyone's got things that they
41:27Blind spots that they have
41:28And things that they don't want
41:29Yeah
41:30It's when people just offload it all onto you
41:32And then you're like
41:34So what's your usual type?
41:36Because I've had a weird thing
41:38Yes
41:38That my entire life people have always told me
41:41That they can imagine me with a rugby player
41:42Oh really?
41:44It's getting a bit intense
41:45Probably need a bit of time out at the moment
41:47Can you excuse me?
41:48I'm just going to go to the bathroom
41:49Is that right?
41:49Yeah that's fine
41:50When I say go to the bathroom I limp to the bathroom
41:53Sorry mate
41:54Sorry to butt in
41:55Oh you
41:55God James
41:56Come on
41:57How are you?
41:57I'm good
41:58Of course
41:59How can I argue?
42:00You've let me go so easily
42:02Oh sorry
42:02Didn't put up a fight
42:03What can I do?
42:05Story of his life
42:08So
42:09What do you think?
42:10So far so good yeah
42:11So far so good yeah
42:11Good
42:12So talk to me how's it going?
42:14It's going really well
42:15Really?
42:15Really nice yeah
42:16Has he made you laugh yet?
42:18I mean not ballet laugh yet but yeah
42:19Oh
42:20Just picky picky right?
42:21He seems lovely
42:22He's very polite
42:23He's very charming
42:24And it's made me realise that I am willing
42:28To give it a go
42:30Go on girl that's the spirit
42:31You've got to be in it to win it
42:33Moving on to you
42:34Do you know what?
42:35She's really really nice
42:37I think with very different people
42:39Would you see her again?
42:40My mentality is listen
42:42I've been single for two and a half years
42:44I've done dates like that
42:45I don't feel like you know
42:47Yeah this waffle sounds like a definite no to me
42:55What star sign are you?
42:57Aquarius
42:59Oh yeah
42:59Oh what does that mean?
43:02Oh that's nice
43:03Are you really?
43:04I'm Pisces
43:05I know nothing about this
43:07Pisces are dreamers
43:09Just everything's a movie
43:11And romantic and soft
43:13Is that what you want?
43:15Yeah
43:16I have a feeling I know what James wants
43:18Should we go?
43:19Yeah
43:19Yep an early night
43:22Go for it
43:23Go for it
43:24Go for it
43:24Don't expect it back though
43:25Shall we get the bill?
43:26Yes
43:26Can we get the bill please?
43:28Well thank you so much for a lovely date
43:30It was lovely to meet you
43:31It was really nice
43:32Hopefully see you again
43:33See you soon bye
43:34I really enjoyed the date actually
43:36And I feel like he had really good chat
43:38And we bounced off each other
43:40Slightly unresolved
43:41I'm not sure if he wants to see me again
43:42I mean does he?
43:44He didn't actually say
43:45He did to Killeen
43:46Look as dates go
43:48I think I showed my personality
43:50She was very complimentary
43:52Which obviously is a good thing
43:54But for me there wasn't quite that spark
43:57In terms of wanting to go further with her
44:05Thank you for that
44:06I really appreciate it
44:07It's been really lovely tonight
44:10Yeah
44:11Because I haven't felt once
44:13Awkward
44:13At all
44:15No it's been really nice
44:17You might want to tell your face that
44:19No
44:20So erm
44:21Cheers
44:21I would really
44:22Like to see you again
44:25Oh God
44:26What am I going to say
44:28It's so nice
44:29But I'm just
44:30I'm just not sure if there's a spark
44:33I hope you feel the same
44:38That'd be lovely
44:38Mmm
44:39Say it like you mean it Killeen
44:41Had a fabulous time
44:42I thought we were a really good match
44:44Erm
44:44It was a really good exploratory first date
44:48Alright Neil
44:49It was just a drink
44:50Not a reconnaissance mission in Basra
44:52Ooh
44:53God it's a bit lasty isn't it
44:55Yeah lovely to see you
44:56Lovely to see you
44:56To meet you
44:57See you again soon
44:58Yeah definitely
44:59See you later bye
45:00Bye
45:01He was such a nice guy
45:02He was such a nice guy
45:31Entree
45:31And I'm not talking about Tom's back ones
45:34Hellooo
45:35Was there an affair?
45:36It's kind of embarrassing
45:37Hashtag orcs
45:40The celebs go dating
45:42There was literally a dog doing a wee up a tree behind you sorry
45:44Okay
45:45Yeah
45:45That'd throw me to be fair
45:47And the shit chat's back
45:49God suck a fart out of your ass
45:51Literally
45:52Things heat up at the first mixer
45:54You are outrageous
45:55I love her
45:56Jacinda is naughty
45:57I'm a sandwich between two men
45:59And I was like
45:59Oh no we're not you
46:00Sorry
46:01Dude's got no game
46:02Understatement
46:03What do I do?
46:04Oh show me bro
46:05After that whole exchange
46:07It came across as very rude
46:10And the temperature keeps rising
46:12As the celebs land in Tenerife
46:15You're about to get torn
46:17Left, right and centre
46:19Hopefully I will on me date
46:20Oh Killeen
46:21Once I had sex
46:23Up a tree
46:23Up a tree
46:24Up a tree
46:24Splinter my sphincter
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