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00:00Tonight I would give my left tip to go on this date
00:04Okay, David's date goes off the rails. Are we trying to figure out who's the tunnel and who's the train?
00:09No
00:12PK has a shocker. Have you ever kissed on the first date? I don't usually kiss on the first date.
00:18Oh shit
00:19And a massive plot twist
00:22Kerry Katona is back. I don't feel like I've had sex with Paolo. I feel like I've been made love
00:28to
00:30Slow clap. It's got a lot quicker than that
00:34As our celebs. You never get spots. I never really get them, but I've got one under the skin. Is
00:38this the flirting that they were training you to do?
00:40Go. Have I got like a skin disease? It looks nice. DATED
00:45Are you gonna find love? Well, that's the plan to find the next person really, so the next person. The
00:50next person
01:00Welcome to celebs go day in today
01:03The agents are already in and prepping because boy. Oh boy. Have we got a humdinger for you today?
01:11What's that? Come on Tom. Tell them
01:13Kerry and Paolo are coming in
01:17Oh
01:18Yes, the Kerry Katona and Paolo who met last year at the agency
01:22They fell hopelessly in love to become the biggest success story this place has ever seen
01:2810 years. Take your time guys
01:30What are they selling? I mean, what do they need?
01:32Subscribers pull if you know what I mean
01:35I think it's just a really lovely progress report and they've moved in together since last year
01:40So how has that been? They have a very unique lens to share of what it's actually like
01:46When a celebrity and a non-celebrity get together, they're now approaching a year together
01:50And I think we're all very curious to know how it's working and to give us the insight on any
01:56challenges
01:56They may have had and how we can possibly help and then also coming in earlier stages, but quite exciting
02:01Stephen after his second date and then pk after a date, so they don't have a lot to say i'm
02:08quite sure
02:10Yeah, they've both got very different challenges
02:13And stephen has been a slow burner and pk's a bunson burner and that's why I love him. Yeah. Yes
02:20He's causing me. Oh, is someone going to be getting a scolding from the old brunson burner? Yes. Yes
02:27P dog's gonna be dishing out the heat today
02:32And we won't be waiting long because here he is he was banned from bumble it's pk humble
02:40Hello celebrity dating agency
02:42Yes, pk
02:44Mr humble
02:45I take you to the candy shop
02:48I let you lick the lavish pop
02:50But hey girl, don't you stop
02:52How you doing tom?
02:57I'm swell, how are you?
02:59Good to see you
03:01Lovely to see you
03:02Good to see you, good to see you
03:03Heady aroma. Oh, yeah, I just got a little something con
03:07That'll be the links lower body spray coconut and sandalwood
03:12Stings good. You should be my wingman, you know
03:15I should but i'm saying if you're my wingman and we're out. I feel like
03:20I'll get even more girls. I wouldn't bank on it. The last time I used tom as a wingman
03:25I ended up in the basement of a club called the stink bunker sticky floors
03:29Well, I'm really excited to see pk because the last time I saw him
03:33I mean, he was a total f-boy
03:35I literally said if I open a dictionary your face will be next to it pk
03:42Is he whistling?
03:43Yep, he's doing his old-fashioned policeman impression again
03:46Come on in
03:50Were you whistling out there?
03:52Yeah, I was
03:53Wow, just having a fantastic day
03:55Oh, a sarcastic dr. T. I like it
03:58It's sunny outside. Hello on his last date with sheep farmer ellen
04:05Despite a promising star
04:11It wasn't long until pk whipped out his flirt
04:15Yeah, I do like that
04:16I do like that
04:18I want to share you
04:19And had everyone in the restaurant asking just what the flop was going on
04:23You're shaving the back
04:24Right here?
04:25Yeah, and then you're going along the legs
04:27Okay
04:27I did try and do what you lot said
04:31I was very
04:33Very emotionally intelligent
04:35Not sure they're buying that pk
04:37But I just weren't that interested
04:38That was the problem
04:39Were you physically attracted to her?
04:41I wasn't wild
04:42All right
04:43What do you think she thought of you?
04:45She probably thought I was attracted to her
04:48Why?
04:49Because I'm just naturally a flirt
04:50So see, so you can't help it?
04:53Flirting, no
04:54But I wouldn't say I led her on
04:56Mate, you role-played sheer in each other
04:58So we have feedback from ellen
05:00Yeah
05:01Okay
05:01What did you like about pk?
05:03How confident he was
05:05What did you not like about pk?
05:09I hope that his intentions aren't to just have a fling
05:14The biggest issue that I have with you on this date is you led her on
05:19Mm-hmm
05:20Yeah
05:20So emotionally
05:22She's now thinking there's something else
05:24But I feel like she's to blame as well
05:27Yeah, I feel like I'm getting too much of the blaming
05:29I think it's 50 50
05:30Now, if you are not clear about your intentions with someone
05:36And they misconstrue your intentions
05:40What kind of position does that put you in?
05:42A bad one
05:43A bad one
05:44That's why I'm always clear
05:45No, no, but see, you weren't clear on this
05:47Now, let me even push further
05:49Yeah
05:49This is just us talking
05:50Do you think as a black man
05:52Does that put you in an even further precarious situation?
05:56A hundred percent
05:56A hundred percent
05:58It is important for you to be crystal clear with your intentions
06:03You can't have anybody misconstrue anything about you
06:06Because you have greater liability
06:11That's fair
06:12Look, flirting can be harmless and fun
06:14But for pk as a young black man, the stakes are different
06:18And I know this personally
06:20His behavior could be quickly misread and misinterpreted
06:25This is the reason why his communication needs to be incredibly clear
06:30When it comes to love and relationships
06:33I think you're a traditional player
06:36And I think until you accept the fact that you are a player
06:40You'll never change
06:42Brutal
06:43When I meet someone that I feel like I can give them that love
06:48Then I feel like I'll change a hundred percent
06:52I believe that when you are armed with the right information
06:55You will make the right decisions
06:58But I think you also need to have the right motivation
07:00To your point
07:01If I have the right person, I'll change
07:02I think you have to realize that what you're learning here is
07:06You are making yourself better to attract the right person
07:10So it's not like the right person shows up
07:12And then all of a sudden, boom
07:14You know, you're Superman out here
07:16It's you become Superman
07:23It's working, Paul
07:24It's working
07:29There you go, there you go
07:31Are you ready?
07:33I'm feeling like I'm ready to be responsible
07:35It's just about finding that balance
07:37Of toning it down and not being too flirty
07:41Yeah, being mature about it
07:43This is good
07:44Thank you very much
07:45All right, we'll see you
07:52You just like can't not like him
07:54Like he's so charming
07:56He's charming, but I tell you what
07:58Doesn't it feel like work?
08:01Back downstairs
08:02Oh, look at him
08:03He's been standing like that for half an hour, Apple
08:06Well, let's not put it off any longer, people
08:08Cue the power ballad
08:11And here they are
08:13It's Kerry
08:13Ca-flipping-tona
08:15And her tiny little lover-man, Paolo
08:19Hi, Tom
08:20It's Kerry
08:21I'm Paolo
08:22Hi, Tom
08:23He's not in the box, Paolo
08:28Oh, I didn't believe it
08:31Oh, I didn't believe it
08:31Oh, I didn't believe it
08:34Come on
08:34Come on
08:34Come on
08:35Come on
08:35Come on
08:36Oh, it's so satisfying to have a couple return to the agency arm-in-arm,
08:43shrouded in a cloak of affection
08:45It reminds one that Cupid does occasionally find his target
08:50You have never looked more beautiful
08:53I think happiness is the world's greatest beautifier
08:56I think that's what it is
08:57It is
08:57It's the greatest medication in the world being happy in it
08:59Oh, my God
09:00Look at your countenances
09:03They're carved as mother of pearl
09:05I feel like we've lived a whole life since we've been here
09:09There's so much
09:09So much has happened
09:11Well, it's a whole year
09:12It's a long time
09:13I'm normally, I'm married and divorced by now
09:18We're taking this on a bit slower, aren't we?
09:20Yeah, yeah
09:21You know, I'm doing something right
09:23Are you still doing all those wildly romantic things and leaving glooms and notes everywhere?
09:28Yeah
09:28I'm very romantic
09:30Very thoughtful gestures
09:31And we've got bracelets because I go away on tour a lot
09:34Oh, my God
09:35If I miss him, I press it and he can feel it and vice versa
09:38What? It vibrates?
09:40Yeah, when we're far away from each other
09:42She can make you oscillate from afar now
09:44Wherever she is in the world, she can make you vibrate
09:47Yeah, well, I can make you, yeah
09:49Oh, wow
09:50I don't stop pressing it, do I?
09:52Sarah, I love that
09:53Damn right she would
09:54She's actually on her vibrator break now
09:57Oh
09:58Because upstairs, Anna's now joined by the Brundog
10:01In preparation of the return of Keza
10:03You're in chill mode today
10:05Yeah, I'm getting my last moments of peace
10:08Before the tornado hits the room
10:10Batten down the ashes, Paul
10:12Hurricane Katona is about to roll in
10:16Hello?
10:17Hi, T
10:17Terry and Paola
10:19Never thought I'd be saying that again
10:20Send them up, please
10:22Oh, no
10:23I want permanent custody
10:25It's on
10:26Brilliant
10:28This is heaven
10:29It is
10:31Oh, gosh
10:32Do it again
10:33Please don't
10:34Just get up those stairs
10:42Kerry Katona
10:43Now, if you had told me 12 months ago
10:45That she was going to be our standout success story
10:48I wouldn't have believed you
10:50But, lo and behold
10:51Here they are
10:53Have a seat, guys
10:54Come and take a seat
10:55And as agents matching celebrities with non-celebrities
10:58It's really important that we check in on them
11:00Just to see how merging those lives is going
11:03And what impact it may have had on the people around them
11:06We're so excited to see you both
11:10I mean, we sort of birthed you
11:13Oh, that's so wrong
11:15I'm so real
11:15Not since Pete Wicks and Sam Thompson
11:18Have we birthed out of our fagine
11:21Another bona fide couple
11:23I knew Pete Wicks would have got inside Anna's fagine at some point
11:27Sorry
11:29Kerry got off to a shaky start last year
11:31Until the agents paired her with spunky, peaty toy boy, Paolo
11:39I've got to say to you, it's my favourite date to the fag
11:41Who started off on the right foot
11:43Then moved up the body to lip lock after lip lock
11:48Finally making Keza feel
11:51Thank you, kittens
12:21I'm just so grateful that I did this journey
12:22The support I've had from people
12:24It's been so overwhelming for people to be so invested
12:28In somebody who I've chosen to love
12:31And it's been really overwhelming
12:33I'm not sure how to deal with it
12:37Because life's so good
12:39It was unexpected
12:40It was so unbelievable
12:41It was so unbelievable that it scares me
12:43Oh, Keza
12:44Go on, girl
12:45You deserve it
12:55Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
12:57The last celeb of the day is about to arrive at the agency
13:01It's Professor Stephen Manderson Green
13:04Who's had an absolute howler with the old toilet duct this morning
13:07By the looks of that top
13:08Bleachy Bleachy
13:10Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency
13:12Hello, Stephen
13:13Oh, Stephen
13:14Get out with O.P.P. Yeah, you know me
13:17Get out with O.P.P. Yeah, you know me
13:19Get out with O.P.P. Yeah, you know me
13:22How you doing?
13:23Oh, I'm...
13:24Well, it's really nice to see you
13:27Oh, lovely
13:28Oh, thank you
13:30I felt a little bit of a boy after your own
13:33Let's go into the park and get fit heart
13:37Because I did a first complete muscle-up
13:40Have you ever done one?
13:41You've done a muscle-up? I've never done a muscle-up
13:42What the hell's a muscle-up?
13:44I could only do one
13:45Fair enough
13:45But there was a Herculean trainer and he was very, um...
13:49Inspiring
13:50Yes
13:50His name's Willie and I like Willie's carrot
13:54My trainer's called Greg and I love his sausage roll
13:57And his thick dick
13:58And Willie just coaxes me with his giant carrot
14:01And he says, you can do more, you can do more
14:03I know you can do more
14:04Let's leave that image there and head back upstairs
14:07To the beautiful love story that keeps on giving
14:09We do this for a living, you know, in therapy
14:12So everyone always is, you know, oh, you guys must have brilliant marriages
14:15You must be perfect
14:16It's hard
14:16And then, and you'll kind of be on a day when someone will say that to you
14:19And you know we've had a bloody good argument about something
14:22And you kind of go, oh, and it's really hard
14:24Kissing and then making up
14:26Your intimacy
14:27Is, I'll be on the intimacy
14:29I'll say a bit more PG
14:31What do you want to say, fights
14:32Keep it clean in the...
14:34Keep the fights clean
14:35Keep the sex dirty
14:36Sex dirty, exactly
14:37I'm kidding, the intimacy is just on another level that I've never had
14:42Oh, God
14:43But the sex is good
14:44It's love
14:45It's loving sex
14:46I don't feel like I've had sex with Paolo
14:49I feel like I've been made love to every single time
14:52I don't feel like, honestly, I...
14:54Slow clap, slow clap
14:55Slow clap
14:57It's going a little quicker than that
14:58Oh, my God, you really are Kerry's perfect partner
15:06I can't even look into this way
15:07All I hear is...
15:09Yeah, and me
15:12Oh, my God
15:13That's all I can see now
15:17Sorry, got carried away there
15:19I mean, it...
15:21I mean, dare we even...
15:22Dare we even go there?
15:23I mean, is anything about expanding your family together?
15:27I'll marry Kerry tomorrow
15:28We've already discussed that
15:29I truly believe I'm going to marry this man
15:32100%
15:33We just have one ask on that
15:37I know that Paul in particular would love to be a page boy
15:40A page three boy, more like
15:42I'm a rat, girls
15:43I don't have a dad, so you can have to walk me down the aisle
15:45Oh, my God
15:46Oh, I would do that in a while
15:48Would you?
15:48I've run out of people to ask
15:52Oh, roasted Brunson
15:53Nice
15:54Paul, Mr. Brunson
15:56Yes
15:56Do you accept...
15:57Will you walk Kerry down the aisle?
16:01Come on, Pete Dogg
16:02She was only messing
16:04I would do anything for Kerry Gutierrez
16:08What's my bloody role?
16:10Who said you're invited?
16:11You can do it, Brunson
16:12I'm so happy for Kerry
16:14She is proof that even when you think that the chance of true love is off the table for you
16:19When you truly work on what matters in life
16:22You can build personal strength
16:24And what that strength brings to a relationship is love, trust, honesty, friendship
16:30And most importantly, safety
16:32Which is something that I believe Kerry has never had in a relationship
16:38See you later, guys
16:40Take care
16:40Bye, darling
16:42Oh, baby, that was amazing
16:43I'm great
16:44It was...
16:45You're happy
16:46Yeah, of course
16:46It was amazing
16:48You need to get your Father of the Bride outfit
16:50Oh, my gosh
16:51You know, what is a pageboy?
16:52I might want to be a pageboy
16:54At last, a proper agency success
16:57Oh, they look quite cute, actually
17:00Right, that's quite enough of that soppy shit
17:03Let's move on
17:08Over to the diva that is David Potts
17:11Who's winging his way across London
17:12For a paint-your-partner sexy second date
17:15With buff barber Anthony
17:17Hi, nice to meet you
17:18I'm David
17:19Oh, good to meet you
17:20You're my first northern date
17:21Really?
17:22Really?
17:25That's so lovely
17:26Oh, that was easy
17:29David's now eager for a second bite of the Anthony Cherry
17:33I'm actually really excited to see Anthony again
17:35We get on really well and he's sexy
17:37Like he's a bit of me, do you know what I mean?
17:39Good, because it is last agency debrief
17:42Dr. T doled out some classic advice
17:44Dr. Tara has told me to ask Anthony what he's like in bed
17:49How creepy is that?
17:51I'd have a long, hard think about it if I were you
17:53Yeah, that should do it
17:57Back at the agency now
17:58Where love gurus Anna and Paul
18:00Are prepping for their catch-up with Stephen
18:02Who's still to reach professor level
18:04When it comes to dating
18:08Hello
18:08Stephen!
18:09What's happening?
18:10The timing is impeccable, actually
18:12How are you?
18:12Good to see you
18:13Good to see you
18:14Oh, it's so nice to see you, babe
18:16Nice to see you
18:17We know there's been a lot going on
18:19There sure has
18:20The professor was successfully matched with radio host Clara in tennis
18:24Where they enjoyed plenty of fun in the sun at a water park
18:27But on their second date back home in London
18:30Nice to meet you
18:31As Stephen edged closer to catching some feels
18:35My head's spinning a bit
18:36He then ended their day unexpectedly
18:39Just need a bit of time to think
18:43To give us a little bit more data
18:45Right
18:46To work with
18:47To help you
18:47Yeah
18:47What happened on this last date?
18:50I arrived with a kind of seriousness
18:52It didn't feel as playful
18:54It didn't
18:55It was quite still where we were
18:57It felt quite intense
18:58You know, we spoke about
18:59You know, is there any alignment?
19:01And Clara's like
19:02Well, yeah, I guess so
19:04And then I was like
19:04Oh, God, pressure
19:07And it didn't feel great
19:09How did the day end?
19:10I called the day early
19:12I had to eject
19:16My head was spinning
19:20And, um
19:21It's okay
19:21It's just, it's hard
19:23It's so, you know
19:24This could be silly
19:25And it could be fun
19:26And I feel like I've been dull as dishwater
19:28Of course you're not dull as dishwater
19:30Stephen, stop that self-punishment
19:33You're a man that's coming through a hell of a lot
19:35But neurodivergent is very complex in the dating world
19:38It makes sense why you feel like you do
19:41Well, we have got some feedback
19:42What did you think about Stephen?
19:45He is super honest
19:46Wow
19:47You are
19:48Okay
19:48She goes on to say
19:49I really like that he's a bit awkward like me
19:52And the chemistry that that creates
19:54Right
19:55Maybe it wasn't as bad as I've been thinking
19:58I mean, that's very, very positive
20:00Very nice to be heard
20:00Very nice to be heard
20:01So you can be in the exact same space as someone
20:03And have a completely different experience
20:05You can
20:06Completely, completely
20:07We've definitely taken on board
20:08What we can do
20:09Yes
20:10To adjust the environment
20:11For you
20:12Which is really important
20:14Environment is key when it comes to dates
20:16So
20:18You said you wanted an activity date
20:20You wanted something fun
20:21Giving you some kind of external focus
20:23Can I just say
20:25This bloody date, Stephen
20:26I would give my left tip to go on this date
20:29Okay
20:30Is it a bottomless brunch down in your local spoons?
20:33You are going on a puppy play date
20:36Clara will be there as well
20:38She loves a puppy
20:39Enjoy the puss
20:40Will do
20:40As opposed to the pussy
20:42Here we go
20:42Are we absolutely sure he's a professor?
20:45Sorry, man
20:46You set me off now
20:47Stop
20:47Oh, yeah
20:48It's good to see you
20:49Oh, I love you, mate
20:50Love you, good to see you
20:51Oh, I love you, Stephen
20:52Enjoy
20:52See you when you're on the side
20:53See you
20:54See you, babe
20:54See you
20:56Thank you
20:57Bye, darling
20:59Complex guy
21:00Yes
21:02Beautifully complex
21:03But brilliant, exactly
21:05And he just puts so much pressure on himself
21:07He does
21:11And the agents are all over this activity dating like today
21:15Because Dave is hoping for a brush of success
21:17On his painting date with Anthony
21:19Look, the Kino's already sat down
21:21And ready to get this arty started
21:23I feel like I'm back at ski one
21:25And if you're lucky
21:26For lunch, they're serving some Spotted Dick and Custard
21:29Spotted Dick
21:30David has a very, very similar personality to me
21:34Very out there, very loud
21:36Says what he thinks
21:38We got him really well
21:39And so I'm here for round two
21:41And let's see what happens
21:45Hello
21:46Hello
21:46Are you okay?
21:47Are you okay?
21:48Yeah, nice to see you
21:49Oh, are you okay?
21:50Yeah, I'm good
21:51Are you okay?
21:51Yeah, I'm okay
21:52Yeah, I'm okay
21:52You're okay
21:53Yeah, I'm okay
21:53You look lovely
21:54So do you
21:55Oh, thank you
21:56Yes, I put my best shirt on for you
21:58Oh, this is the best shirt?
21:59The best one, this one
22:00Well, I've gone for a little bit of bondage
22:02I like it
22:03Bondage is working for you
22:04Yeah
22:04It is, yes
22:05Amazing
22:05Yes
22:06So I'm going to be your teacher today
22:08I love this
22:10So in front of you, you've got three brushes
22:12You've got a pencil and a rubber
22:15Not that type
22:17Are we drawing each other?
22:18Yeah, you're going to be painting each other
22:21Do you like anything to drink?
22:23Oh, thought you were never going to ask
22:26Please could I get a tequila, soda, fresh lime
22:29Okay, no problem
22:31Yep, just like school then
22:32And a smoothie with like a vodka or something
22:34Right, right, right
22:34Okay
22:35Have you ever done this before, what?
22:37I've never done anything like this before
22:38Okay
22:38I'm actually scared right now
22:40Okay
22:40Yeah
22:40Even though I'm not really into art
22:43I am definitely into Anthony
22:46He is looking so silly
22:49Cheers anyway, second date
22:51Second date
22:51You've got to look me in the eye
22:52Sorry
22:53Cheers
22:54Second date
22:55Second date
22:56Okay, guys, are we ready to start?
22:58Oh, sorry, yeah
22:58Grab your pencils
22:59Okay
23:00Oh, she's helping us
23:01I need a bit of movement, I think
23:03So we're going to add a circle
23:05So we're going to add a circle
23:06Like an actual circle then
23:08Yeah
23:08Not like a face shape
23:09Not like a face shape, no
23:10Mine's already rubbish
23:12Oh, I'm doing it quite hard
23:14And you've got quite a light touch
23:15Does it need to be light?
23:16It doesn't, it's actually okay
23:18Does it matter?
23:18No, it doesn't matter
23:19A softer touch is needed
23:23Oh, lucky me
23:24You won't be saying that
23:26When he's treating your old fella
23:27Like the end of a tube of toothpaste
23:39Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
23:41Where PK's on his way to his date
23:43If I don't flirt
23:44It's like I'm not breathing
23:45So I'm going to be subtle with it
23:49So subtle that she's not even going to know that I'm doing it
23:51I'm leaving Mr. Wrong in this vehicle
23:54I'm bringing out Mr. Right
23:57And we're checking in on James
23:58To see what he does
23:59When he's not outdating the ladies
24:02Hang on
24:02On air signs
24:04A man twiddling knobs
24:05I recognise this set up
24:07He's with fellow posh boys
24:08Alex Payne
24:09And almost HRH
24:11Mike Tindall
24:12For the good, the bad
24:13And the rugby podcast
24:14Who knew rugby was worth talking about?
24:18Your life is one big game of snakes and ladders
24:21I reckon that is the greatest analogy
24:23About how my life is, yes
24:24You're bloody right
24:25Rugby boy at bats
24:26How are we, Chance?
24:27I'm all right
24:28How are you getting on?
24:28I'm not quite in love
24:29But we're doing all right
24:31Are you finding this is taking you
24:32To some quite uncomfortable places?
24:33Yes, it is quite uncomfortable, yeah
24:34Meeting the experts
24:35And then sort of
24:37Dismantling your dating style
24:38And then obviously hearing
24:39What the datees think of you
24:41Is pretty, pretty terrifying
24:42So they are in full control
24:44Full control
24:44So where does it go from here?
24:46Where are you going to end up?
24:47Are you going to find love?
24:48Well, that's the plan
24:49To find the next person really
24:50So, yeah
24:51The next person?
24:51Well, the one
24:52The next person?
24:54Yeah, the one
24:54And what's on the CV
24:56Of the one
24:57What are you actually looking for?
24:58Well, someone with
24:58Good level of intelligence
24:59Good chat
25:00Allows you to do
25:01Whatever you want to do
25:02I've got to make some changes
25:03Myself, Michael
25:04That's what we're finding out
25:05What's on the list
25:06Of your changes?
25:07Probably, um
25:09Well
25:10A bit less selfless
25:11It's only an eight
25:12Part show
25:12You're going to need
25:13A little bit longer
25:13To go through all of those
25:14I think
25:15We would both love you
25:16To settle down
25:17A little calmer
25:17Well, we would like you
25:19To find someone very special
25:20Cheers, lads
25:20Thank you
25:21Thanks for tuning in
25:22And we'll catch up with you
25:23For the main show later on
25:24Bye
25:24Bye
25:24Bye
25:26And if you want to listen
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25:28Tune in to Parenting Hell
25:30Which drops twice weekly
25:31Across all good platforms
25:32Thank you
25:38Across town now
25:39To the man who puts
25:39The B in bronzer
25:41David Potts
25:42Is on his arty date
25:43With potential Mr. Right
25:44Anthony
25:46Do you know about
25:47Like mixing colours together
25:48Because how do I do
25:49Yes
25:49How do I do
25:49What colour are you looking for?
25:5150 shades of orange
25:52I'm looking for a really
25:54Nice brown tan colour
25:55I think it's red, green and white
25:57Yeah, these are primary colours
25:59How do people even learn this thing
26:01Because I've never learned
26:01Skidwall
26:02Just a thing called skidwall
26:03It was a long time ago
26:04Since I went to skidwall
26:05Oh my god, it was
26:06When did
26:06What year did you go to skidwall in?
26:08About 95
26:10I was two then
26:12I was two when you went to high skidwall
26:16I know
26:16Oh gosh
26:17I love that
26:18Yeah
26:19Red
26:19That looks like your skin tone
26:21What shit
26:23This is going really well
26:25And auntie's fantastic company
26:27Even though he is a little bit older than me
26:29I really enjoy the idea
26:31Of being with a more mature man
26:33Do you like younger?
26:34Yeah I do
26:34I would never go out with anyone my own age
26:36Or older
26:36Oh really?
26:37Like my mum said to me
26:38Like why don't you go out with someone older
26:39And I was like
26:40What?
26:40From like the care home down the road
26:42Don't knock it till you tried it mate
26:44Last time I visited my nan at the care home
26:46The day room was worse than the stink bunker
26:49Jigsaws and jizz everywhere
26:50Because I've got like a younger energy about me
26:53Yeah
26:53I'd have to be with someone younger
26:55Definitely
26:56I'm done
26:57I'm done
26:58Oh shit
26:59I don't think David's gonna like that
27:00I want to do mine first
27:02Because I feel like mine might not measure up
27:05Well it might have primary school
27:07Are you ready?
27:13Actually I'm starting to see the likeness
27:16Have I got like a skin disease?
27:19It looks nice
27:22Am I expected to like yours now after that?
27:25All I'm seeing is axe murderer
27:27Oh my gosh
27:30Yeah
27:31It's nice
27:32Is it?
27:34I would say it probably looks like someone who's about 80
27:38Not far off
27:41There you go
27:42Thank you
27:42From me to you
27:43Thank you so much
27:44Are you having yours?
27:45I would love mine
27:46Yeah
27:47Yeah that's going straight in the bin
27:52I'm just gonna pop out for a second
27:54I need a little tinkle
27:55I won't be long
27:56See you in a sec
27:57See you in a sec
27:58I'm not running off
27:58Don't worry
28:00Oh my god
28:01This day is so good
28:04This is absolutely fantastic
28:06Brilliant
28:07Amazing
28:07Sun in sleigh
28:08Sensational
28:09So
28:10So far
28:11So good
28:40But the experts
28:41Open up for internet banking
28:43Open up for internet banking
28:44Shit
28:44I want transparency today
28:46Starting with her mum's maiden name
28:48And the first road she lived on
28:51If I like her
28:52I will definitely kiss her
28:54I'm in her mood
28:55I need to buy some mint though
28:57Well you'd better hurry up
28:59Because speaking afresh
29:00Here comes your date
29:02Hold up
29:03She looks familiar
29:04Is the agent's database running on a bit low or something?
29:07It's DJ Viv
29:08Who dated Stephen
29:11There was literally a dog doing a wee up a tree behind you
29:13Sorry
29:13Nice
29:15It was a lovely date
29:16I think he's a really nice guy
29:18But it was definitely more
29:19I think friendship vibes
29:21What?
29:22Chatting about pissing dogs
29:23Not your thing?
29:24Weirdo
29:25So I know I'm going on a date with PK Humble
29:28He looks like a fun guy from what I've seen
29:30So I'm hoping that this date is a little bit flirty
29:33Well maybe
29:35But you're dating PK 2.0
29:37He's matured
29:38He's responsible
29:39And he wants to know your net worth
29:41I mean values
29:45Hello
29:45How you doing?
29:47I'm good
29:47I'm Viv
29:49Nice to meet you
29:50Nice to meet you too
29:51Sorry
29:52Let me
29:53Oh look at this
29:55Gentleman
29:55This is very unlike me by the way
29:57Is it?
29:58Oh no
29:58Are you introducing me to a vibe
30:00You can't continue?
30:01Oh damn
30:01Is that what's happening?
30:03Yeah normally
30:04He'd have got you between his legs
30:05And pretended to shear you by now
30:07You smell amazing by the way
30:09Thank you
30:09So what?
30:10What made you choose
30:11Going on a date with me?
30:13Did they show you a picture of me?
30:14Yeah
30:14Oh so
30:15Look at all your smiling
30:16You're blushing
30:17Am I not supposed to smile?
30:18No I thought you were
30:19I thought you were interesting
30:21And obviously like
30:23Nice to look at
30:24So I thought
30:25You think I'm nice to look at?
30:26I thought I can be free
30:27The pleasure's all mine
30:28Viv is looking good
30:3010 out of 10
30:31This is going to be interesting
30:34Have you been on other dates then?
30:36I've been on a few dates
30:38How have they been?
30:39Move on quickly PK
30:42I've been getting in trouble quite a bit
30:43Oh no
30:44What have you done?
30:45I've flirted too much
30:47I wouldn't say I'm not trying to do that today
30:49But I'm trying to
30:52Get to know you before I flirt so hard
30:55Why do I get the feeling
30:56It's not flirting he's thinking of?
30:58I will say
30:58You don't make it easy for me
30:59I believe in you
31:00Don't worry
31:01You can do this
31:01So it's what
31:02Serious questions today
31:03Yeah
31:04Like I'm trying to get
31:05I'm trying to find out
31:06What's going on
31:06Okay
31:07Inside
31:07Okay hit me
31:09Ask me a question
31:10What are your values?
31:11Oh
31:11Yeah you see we're getting deep
31:13This is good
31:14My values
31:16Hindness is a big one
31:17Honesty
31:19How honest are we talking though?
31:21Because honesty hurts you know
31:22Classic player line there
31:24So just white lies here and there
31:26We'll try and avoid lying if we can
31:28Okay
31:29Yes Viv
31:29Sorry
31:30Okay so what are your values?
31:32Let's bring it back
31:34Do you want me to be
31:35I was just about to lie
31:36I was gonna lie
31:37No you don't have to do that over here
31:38I don't have to lie
31:38Because we said we're gonna be honest
31:40I think so
31:41My values are
31:43Family
31:44Good PK
31:46Happiness
31:46Well done
31:48Also I just
31:50This is a bit off topic but
31:52I'm looking for someone that's like
31:53Emotionally intelligent
31:54Is he just freestyling this shit
31:56Or has he got the agent speaking to him
31:58In an earpiece?
32:00Either way it does look like PK
32:01Is finally showing a different side to himself
32:03Thanks to the agent's advice
32:08But over on his arty date with Anthony
32:10Unless I've missed something
32:11David still hasn't dropped Dr. T's killer question
32:14To help them connect deeper
32:17Stinkbunker
32:18Right
32:19I've got a question for ya
32:21Okay
32:21Are you ready?
32:23Okay
32:23I am kind of cringey
32:26One second
32:27Am I gonna cringe you asking me this?
32:28Oh god
32:29No don't say you're gonna cringe
32:31I know I'm gonna cringe
32:32Oh I feel cringey already
32:35I'm not asking
32:36No no go under please
32:37I can't
32:38Right
32:39You know when I told you I went into the agency
32:41The other day
32:42Okay
32:42I was sat with Dr. Tara
32:44Like Dr. Tara's like a
32:46Like a sex expert
32:47Oh okay
32:48And Dr. Tara gave me a question to ask you
32:52Come on DP spit it out
32:54I can't believe I'm gonna get asked a question from a sex expert
32:56Sorry I'm cringing
32:58I actually feel sick at the thought of asking
33:00One minute I'm actually just looking over here
33:02I can actually directly look you in the eye
33:05Whilst I'm saying it
33:06I'm cringing
33:08So no she basically told me to ask ya
33:11Yeah
33:12Pottsy you can do this
33:17Come on David spit it out
33:18What you like in a bun cup
33:20Rigid as a board or a sexy little fish
33:29Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
33:31Where we've just left David Potts squirming like a freshly sorted slug
33:35As he's yet to ask the question on everyone's lips
33:38Well Dr. T's lips at least
33:40I'll prepare just to clarify
33:41Not the pum pum
33:42What are you like in bed
33:46Finally let's get comfy for this
33:54That's just such a broad question though isn't it
33:56I think I'd go for
33:58Yeah
33:59Punctual
34:01Are we trying to figure out who's the tunnel and who's the train
34:05No
34:06No no no no no
34:08No no no no no
34:08See what
34:10No no no we're not doing that
34:12Oh my god
34:13Oh my god
34:17Sorry
34:18It's just gone really warm
34:19Yeah
34:20In here
34:22With a boyfriend and partner I'm probably quite caring and quite
34:26Caring
34:27Caring
34:27Is it weird that's jumping into my head
34:29Caring is lovely
34:31I wanted to say caress
34:31But I think that's probably going a bit too far
34:34Okay amazing
34:35Yeah
34:36What's your favourite colour
34:37I thought you were going to say what's your favourite position
34:39No I wasn't going to say that
34:41Doggy in the mirror
34:42Yes don't get that mixed up with doggy in the window
34:45My neighbour Clive can't look me in the eye anymore
34:48Okay
34:49Erm
34:50Yeah
34:51Thank God
34:52He wasn't put off by Dr Tara's question
34:55It's just a bit
34:57Cringy
34:57Like this is too much for a public setting
35:00I'm paying this time
35:01I'll pay
35:01No no no I paid last time
35:02I should have paid
35:04Okay that's amazing
35:04Thank you so much
35:05Thank you
35:05Do you know we actually had aprons that we never put on
35:11Well I've had a fantastic time
35:14Yes
35:14This looks promising
35:15Erm excited for day three
35:18Yes
35:18Pucker up baby boy
35:19What are you waiting for
35:22Oh he looks like he's enjoying that
35:24I will see you soon
35:25I'll see you soon
35:26Get home safe
35:26I will
35:27Take care
35:27Bye
35:29See you later
35:30Go potsy
35:31Oh my god it went so amazing
35:37So my first time around at the agency
35:39I did make it to like third, fourth, fifth day
35:42But it was with one person
35:44This is my only worry
35:45I don't want to repeat what I did last time
35:48Get too impulsive
35:50Jumping too quick
35:51But then at the same time
35:53I loved seeing Ant again
35:54I feel like we're just going from strength to strength to strength
35:57You never know
35:58This could be the one
36:00Yes David
36:01As long as your next date is better than your artwork
36:04You could be on to a winner
36:10Speaking of third dates
36:12Professor Green has somehow bagged himself a third outing with Clara
36:16Despite you in a runner the last time they met
36:18And the agents have arranged a doggy cafe date
36:22Because nothing says romance like a sausage dog locking eyes on you
36:26While squeezing out a little chocolate Mr Whippy
36:29I'm looking forward to seeing Clara
36:31It ended a bit weirdly last time
36:33I was completely out of sorts that day
36:35Hey go in
36:36You know I wasn't hiding from the fact that I didn't feel myself
36:39Today will hopefully be a bit easier
36:41A bit more relaxed
36:42Less intense
36:43Famous last words isn't it
36:44Yeah it should be fine
36:50Oh my god
36:51Let's hope cat lover Clara feels the same way
36:54On our last date I'm not entirely sure exactly what happened
36:58I know that Stephen felt quite overwhelmed and quite emotional
37:01And that he wanted to take some time to kind of think about things and process things
37:06That's as much as I kind of know
37:08Going on a third date with someone I think it's obviously because you like them
37:12And maybe there is potential for a fourth date
37:15But I think today will kind of give both of us more clarity on that
37:18And I'm hoping that by the time I leave this date
37:22That maybe I have a little bit more clarity about where he's at
37:24Yeah maybe I just hope you've brought some poo bags
37:27For him not the dogs
37:29Hi
37:29Hi
37:30I would get up to say hi but
37:32You can't right now
37:33I've been commandeered
37:35Hello
37:35How are you doing?
37:36You all right?
37:37You're not too sure about me
37:37Yeah I'm good
37:38Thank you
37:38How are you?
37:39Not too bad
37:40You're more of a cat person than a dog
37:41Yeah
37:41I am but I do like dogs
37:43Yeah
37:43You think
37:43Jump ship
37:45Oh he's jump ship immediately
37:46That's it
37:46I think it might be time for me to discuss the elephant in the room
37:49Given the abrupt ending the last time I saw Clara
37:52And so I think it's best that I bring it up
37:54With the hope that all goes smoothly and I can keep my sh** together
38:00How have you been?
38:01I'm good
38:02Yeah
38:02You?
38:03Yeah I've been all right
38:04A bit better than I was the last time I saw you
38:05Yeah
38:06Good
38:06Yeah
38:07It was quite intense
38:10Do you think this is a bit more relaxing?
38:13Not for little Coco there
38:14Angry little sh**
38:16How did you feel after we last saw each other?
38:18You all right?
38:19When you were like
38:20Oh I just
38:20I feel like I just need a bit of time
38:21I didn't know that you meant you were leaving right then
38:23So I was like
38:24Okay
38:25Obviously I was worried about you
38:26And I wanted to know that you were okay
38:28But I think
38:28It's like one of those things where
38:30I've really had to
38:31I know it's not about me
38:32Yeah
38:33You can see that someone's not okay
38:34You want to make sure that they are
38:36That's kind of how I felt when I left
38:38I wanted to know
38:38You know
38:39But you were okay
38:40Because it did feel abrupt
38:42Afterwards I was just like
38:43God why did that get so intense?
38:44It is quite an intense process
38:45It is intense isn't it?
38:48And it was so quiet and still
38:51And it feels quiet and still
38:52Again now that dogs have stopped barking
38:54Oh no looks like we're losing him
38:56Quick someone get a yappy little furble in there
38:58Quick
38:59Thank you
39:04Across town the newly improved PK
39:06Is all in with his date Viv
39:08And seems to be winning her over
39:10I haven't asked you much about your date in there
39:12When's the last time you went on a date?
39:14So the last time I went on a date was
39:17It was a couple of weeks ago
39:19With someone else from the agency
39:23You're alright PK?
39:24Don't do that
39:29Don't do that
39:31I went on a date with Stephen
39:36But it was definitely more friendship vibes
39:40And that's why I'm here today
39:43Yeah that's a wrap
39:43What's a wrap?
39:43Me and you are we done?
39:45That's a wrap
39:45Really?
39:46Why is that then?
39:47That's a wrap a lot
39:48Mate she went on a date and nothing happened
39:50What's the problem?
39:53Why?
39:54Because I feel like transparency
39:56She's being more transparent than a nudist to the greenhouse mate
40:00Get over it
40:01You're probably aware that I know Stephen
40:03No
40:04You didn't think
40:05What am I supposed to say?
40:06Hi PK lovely to meet you
40:07I went on a date with Stephen
40:09You could have just slipped it in
40:11I don't think it matters who we've dated before
40:13I'm willing to overlook the fact that you're dating other people right now
40:17And I think you should give me a pass as well
40:19Because I went on a date
40:21He doesn't go on dates
40:23Didn't work out so I'm here with you
40:25Oof PK humbled
40:27And they called it puppy love
40:33Over at the doggy cafe
40:34Professor Green is blissfully unaware of the grief he's causing PK
40:38Because he's finally turning on the charm for Clara
40:42You ever get spots?
40:43I never really get them
40:43But I've got one under the skin
40:45And it's so painful
40:46And it's making my nose itch
40:47Oh prof
40:48Mate this ain't good chat
40:50Is this the flirting that I've been training you to do?
40:54Did I just say that?
40:55Yes you did Stephen
40:58I wanted to ask you
40:59Or like tell you
41:01How I kind of feel about you
41:03And then see if
41:04You're kind of feeling the same
41:08So I think
41:09For me
41:09Obviously I like you
41:11I find you attractive
41:12I find you interesting
41:13Even the kind of like
41:15The little rollercoaster bit
41:17Yeah I guess
41:18That's where I'm at
41:20Yeah
41:21I like spending time with you
41:23I like you
41:24I think you're attractive
41:25Come on Steve-O
41:26You can do this
41:29That wasn't me
41:30Pipe down for it
41:31It's crunch time
41:33I mean if you're happy with the pastings
41:36I'm
41:36You know
41:37I would like to see you again
41:39Yes
41:39Yes well done mate
41:41I just want to do things differently
41:42The one thing that I definitely need is
41:44Is
41:44Is patient
41:46Yeah
41:47Oh is it
41:49Oh is it
41:50Don't lick my mouth
41:53Should we get out of dog land
41:54To be fair you were more involved with the dogs than me
41:57You're more hands on
41:58On our date today Stephen
42:00Seemed really chilled
42:01Really relaxed
42:03And yeah just like
42:05In a really
42:06I don't know
42:07Like in a good place
42:08And yeah
42:09It just
42:10Just felt easy
42:11Oh mate
42:11Are you right if I paid for our drinks
42:13Absolutely
42:13Did you enjoy your session?
42:15Didn't
42:16Yeah
42:16Lovely
42:17Very cute
42:17There you go
42:18Thank you very much
42:19Thanks very much
42:20Thank you
42:20See you together
42:21The date was fun
42:22Clara said she likes me
42:23She finds me attractive
42:24Those are very nice things to hear
42:26Which way are you walking?
42:27I'm going that way
42:27Go on then
42:28Go
42:29It was nice being a bit more relaxed
42:31Than being able to lean into the fun side
42:33Dare I say
42:34The fun side of things a little bit more
42:36Hard not to
42:37When you've got dogs jumping all over you
42:39Trying to bite your fingers off for snacks
42:42So Stephen's as happy as a dog with two dicks
42:45But back with PK and Viv
42:47And her previous professor date is causing a midday stumble
42:50Can PK put it behind him?
42:52Sort of works
42:54I'll be honest with you
42:55I do probably think I'm top five best looking
42:58In the UK
42:59Rate yourself
43:00I love that
43:01Yeah GQ
43:01Back yourself
43:02All of that good stuff
43:03So when I come on a date
43:05It's hard for a girl not to be attracted to me
43:07I'm in great shape
43:08Okay
43:09I'm in great shape
43:10Apart from my belly
43:11I'm pretty sure that's what Elvis said
43:13Just before he died having a shit
43:15I got a bit of a belly
43:16I got like an uncle bod
43:18Not my uncle
43:19Poor bastard had to be craned into the ambulance
43:21No you haven't
43:22Took the wall out
43:23Yeah I do
43:23But I am small
43:24Yeah I can still move and stuff
43:25Okay
43:26However I'm not just like
43:27You've got stamina
43:29I've got stamina
43:30I'm talking about sport
43:31What are you talking about?
43:32I didn't say anything
43:32Why are you smiling at me?
43:33I just smiled
43:34Okay
43:34Can I smile at you?
43:36No you can
43:36You've got a lovely smile
43:37You think so?
43:37You should do it more often
43:38Is it?
43:39Damn
43:40We should do this more often
43:42Yeah
43:42Oh I think Viv's getting the PK date train back on track
43:47Okay deep
43:47Deep
43:48We're going deep remember
43:49Yeah we're going deep
43:50Actually I had a question for you
43:52Have you ever kissed on the first date?
43:53You were supposed to be going deep
43:54So I don't usually kiss on the first date
43:57Shit
44:01Only because it gives you something else to look forward to
44:04So if we don't kiss tonight are you done with me?
44:07Is that it?
44:09No no no
44:12It's very high pitched
44:15Salt on the spicy mug
44:17Got me
44:18Okay
44:18You should try it
44:19You should bite it
44:20I do like a spicy margarita
44:22It's my favourite cocktail
44:23So
44:23Do you want to try mine?
44:25Go on then
44:26Go on then
44:27Try mine
44:32So I've kind of kissed you
44:33Yeah you've kind of kissed me
44:35Yeah
44:36You've used my straw
44:37I have
44:37You sucked on my straw
44:39Easy mate
44:40You were doing so well
44:41You had to make it weird
44:42Oh shit
44:44No it's not
44:44Sorry
44:45It's fine
44:45So we basically kissed
44:47We have
44:47Damn
44:48On the first date
44:50On the first date
44:51See
44:52It happened
44:52It happened
44:53Ask and you shall receive
44:54You might not want to say shit like that round PK
44:57I can't wait to kiss it for real
44:59Should I get the building?
45:06Let's do it
45:07Let me do that
45:09Do you want to split seeds?
45:12Look at that face
45:13You guys alright?
45:14You're a Nigerian girl
45:15You've never split in the room
45:17I think the date today went really really well
45:19I feel like I got his banter
45:21And when it went a little bit too far to the left
45:23I was just kind of like
45:24Yeah let's bring it back
45:25Let me get the door
45:27Thank you
45:31Well it's been a pleasure
45:32I had a really good time
45:34Second day I get my kiss
45:35We'll see
45:36Alright then
45:37Goodbye
45:37Take care
45:39At the start of the date
45:40I made it clear
45:41That I'm not going to flirt with her
45:44Unless I'm actually interested with her
45:45So as the date went along
45:47And I started flirting
45:48She knew what time it was
45:49See you soon
45:50See you soon
45:51He kind of got a kiss
45:53Because we swapped drinks
45:54So you know
45:55He should be happy with that
45:56Because I don't swap drinks willy nilly
45:58See you later
46:05Tomorrow night
46:06Oh there you are
46:07There's axe wounds
46:08Yes
46:10Big balls
46:11Oh I see
46:13It's big and it's smooth
46:14And it's all yours
46:16Killeen
46:17Got a bit of a salty rim
46:20And plenty of tongues
46:23As our celebs
46:24Would you see me again?
46:26Go
46:26Dating
46:29Oh
46:31Spicy
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