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00:00Previously on Celebs Go Dating.
00:03I'm going to need to break those.
00:04I could snog your face off.
00:07Our celebs got hot and horny with their chosen plus ones in the Canaries.
00:11Listen, I'm down for daddy.
00:13But then the agents dropped a beefy barbecue bombshell.
00:16We would like to introduce you to some new faces.
00:20No way! Oh my God!
00:23Killeen, James and Lucinda went straight out on dates with their fresh fitties.
00:27This is powerful.
00:29Wow.
00:30And wasted no time getting cosy.
00:34If you don't ask, you don't get...
00:35And tonight...
00:37We're here!
00:38The remaining dates get wet.
00:41I'm tired of seeing it all.
00:42I'm not staring at you too much.
00:43But then it's crunch time.
00:45This is where shit gets real.
00:47As the celebs get face-to-face feedback from their dates.
00:50The sexual chemistry wasn't there.
00:52I want somebody who's going to give me everything.
00:55Greedy.
00:56And face arse-clinching decisions.
00:58I just wanted a bit more bath.
01:00I'm going to say no.
01:01As our celebs.
01:02Sexy, baby.
01:03I might be asexual.
01:04Go!
01:05You've got a great body.
01:06Dating!
01:07I always pick pricks.
01:08That might be why you're single, Cole.
01:15Welcome to Celebs Go Dating, where it's our last day in tenors.
01:19In a room full of people I love for you.
01:24And with half the celebs decompressing after yesterday's Canary Isle curveball,
01:28David, Gabs and Stephen are waiting to find out what the agents have planned for this morning's date.
01:33I actually really enjoyed yesterday at the barbecue.
01:36Yeah.
01:37Sounds like morale's high.
01:38And then there was obviously that lovely twist.
01:41There's such lame bastards.
01:43Ah, that's more like it.
01:44When Joelle came in and straight away just more sauce.
01:48Like that.
01:48And more confidence.
01:50How you doing?
01:52Big Friends fan, was he Gabs?
01:54Yours is really pretty.
01:56Yeah.
01:57I think she's got, like, a cool vibe about her.
02:00She just looked effortlessly, like, cool such a day.
02:03Do you know what I mean?
02:03Yeah.
02:04We'll see, won't we?
02:06Everything okay, Stephen?
02:07To be honest, the last two dates I've been on haven't exactly gone swimmingly,
02:11so I'm a little bit apprehensive about what the agents might have planned for the next one.
02:17Oh, Jesus.
02:19Oh, God, what?
02:19Anna's messaged me.
02:21Here we go.
02:23Hi, guys.
02:24Hope you packed your swimmers, because David, Gabby and Stephen,
02:27you are off to get wet and wild at the water park, along with your dates.
02:32Have fun.
02:33I know you're going to, and I cannot wait to see how you guys all get along.
02:38A water park?
02:39Wet and wild, baby.
02:41Is this your idea of health?
02:45Aren't we fun?
02:46It's not very sexy, but then, do you know what I mean?
02:50Because I'm not like a drying dog.
02:52Well, if you can lick your own balls, I doubt you'll have any complaints from your date.
02:59So while half the celebs head off in search of slip-and-slide vibes at the water park...
03:04Come on, guys.
03:06Let's get wet.
03:07Let's get soaking wet.
03:09Back inside, Lucinda is making another kind of splash with less chlorine and more protein,
03:14as the rest of them digest last night's surprise date.
03:20How did your dates go last night, by the way?
03:22Look, I mean, it was pretty sexy.
03:24Was it?
03:25I'm not going to lie.
03:26Did you kiss?
03:27We did.
03:28I suppose I just couldn't resist.
03:31Because he had these big, gorgeous, chunky lips.
03:34And do you know what?
03:35I felt desired.
03:37Really?
03:37Yep.
03:39What about you?
03:40How did yours go, Phil?
03:41Yeah, how did your date go?
03:41A nice guy, and he'd be lovely for someone, but it's just not for me.
03:46I mean, and I'm not saying that Steve's going to be the one all the way through,
03:49but I think at the moment, the sexual chemistry and the, just chemistry is there.
03:56Best bring your lab coat and goggles next time, Steve.
03:59From my date situation, I actually didn't go in for the kiss.
04:03What?
04:04Solely because I thought it was inappropriate having just dropped the tongue into Scarlet.
04:08Ruggerbuggas are so romantic, aren't they?
04:12I dropped the tongue in.
04:13Keats has got nothing on my lines.
04:15Keats actually loved dropping his tongue into Fanny.
04:18That was his wife's name, FYI.
04:20Grow up.
04:21I get wet before you.
04:25And across the island, we're moving from Keats to our very own Byron of Bolton.
04:30Oh, my God, we're here.
04:37Yes, you are, Potsy.
04:39And look, he's waiting for you.
04:40It's your newest fan.
04:41Fan.
04:43Stephen's date, Clara, and Gabby's match, Joelle.
04:46Looking cool.
04:48Oh, oh, my.
04:49Hi.
04:51Oh, Jesus, they're all dolled up.
04:53Yeah, I look like Brits Abroad.
04:54Hi, guys.
04:56You's not ready for a splish slash.
04:57They are when you're pretty like that.
05:00Time to get wet, wild, and sexy, baby.
05:06Getting wet and wild.
05:07We are getting wet and wild, isn't it?
05:09We absolutely are.
05:19Somewhere out of my depth, but being at a water park is definitely keeping my mind off of what might
05:24otherwise be nerves.
05:25So much fun.
05:27So much fun.
05:30We're in the wave too well, and we're getting wavy, baby.
05:34Getting wavy and wet.
05:35When I first heard date at a water park, I thought, oh, my God.
05:41Are you ready?
05:42Are you ready?
05:42Paddle in.
05:43Baby.
05:44Here we go.
05:46I'm running.
05:47But getting tossed around in the waves with fan, what a treat.
05:51Oh, my God.
05:54Oh, my God.
06:01Oh, my God.
06:01Where's my hat?
06:02Oh, my God.
06:03My heart's gone.
06:04Hasn't seen a pair of trousers all week, and he's worried about a lost bucket hat.
06:08Jesus.
06:10Thanks, love.
06:15Let's go, baby.
06:16An action-packed date is so what I needed.
06:19Literally, the only thing I've got to worry about is everything staying in place.
06:23Well, just in case things didn't stay in place, Joelle's got himself a good viewpoint.
06:28But, wow.
06:30Joelle is looking fit.
06:45Oh, how cute is this?
06:48Oh, my God.
06:48And champagne.
06:51Lovely stuff.
06:52Oh, it's a good one as well.
06:53How did you find today, though?
06:55Fun.
06:56I was nervous about the slide, to be fair, at first, just because I didn't know what I was
06:59going to look like when I came out of it.
07:01It's like, I've done my make-up and everything.
07:03Oh, just like that.
07:05Don't judge him.
07:06He's probably nervous.
07:07Joelle is hot.
07:09He is sexy.
07:11And I'm actually a bit nervous, to be honest.
07:14What is your type?
07:15I need someone that's confident.
07:16Yeah.
07:18And driven.
07:20And just got a bit about them.
07:23Eyes north, Joelle.
07:24Eyes north.
07:26First initial attraction has to be there 100%.
07:28Yeah.
07:29Everything else kind of follows after.
07:31So, like, when I seen you, I was just, like, 100%.
07:33You didn't even ask me again, but I'm down 100%.
07:36I love that.
07:37Well, this is all going swimmingly so far.
07:39How old are you, by the way?
07:40I'm 25.
07:42Oh, shit.
07:43Oh, well, it was nice while it lasted.
07:45Boy, is that an issue going on?
07:46Well, I mean, like, 25 is, like, the first year that I went on Love Island, and my life has
07:52changed so much since then.
07:53Sure has.
07:54You've now got Bobby B talking over your poolside date on a Spanish island rather than Ian Sterling.
08:03And from bougie daybeds and bubbly to sticky sun loungers and screaming, as David gets to know Fan in the
08:10family fun zone.
08:11Well, at least he's been reunited with his beloved bucket hat.
08:14Thank you so much.
08:17You're welcome.
08:20Cheers to that.
08:21Cheers.
08:22Cheers.
08:23So, talk to me.
08:24Give me a bio.
08:26Hi, fam from Birmingham.
08:27Salon owner.
08:28Yeah.
08:29I'm one of 11.
08:3011?
08:3111.
08:32Oh, my God.
08:33My mum and dad didn't have a telly.
08:34They just had a creaky bed.
08:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:36Creaky double bed.
08:38He's fit.
08:40Tick.
08:40He's flirty.
08:42Tick.
08:42And he's filthy.
08:44Tick.
08:45This is getting off to a very good start.
08:48Am I your usual tie?
08:51A long sip of a cocktail is never a great sign.
08:56I like, like, I like your vibe.
08:59I like your personality.
09:00I think it's really funny.
09:01Oh, thank you.
09:03Fancy returning the compliment?
09:05What's your usual tie?
09:06No, OK.
09:07Do you know what?
09:08I'd say, like, usually tall, older.
09:12And I know you're shorter and younger.
09:14Shots fired.
09:16Well...
09:16I may cut three in other places.
09:17Oh, is it?
09:18Yeah.
09:18Like what?
09:19Well, I'm not shorter and younger down there.
09:21Oh, OK.
09:23Call it a swung bird.
09:25Oh, lovely.
09:27Warm, slightly fizzy and tastes like piss.
09:30Meanwhile, after successfully avoiding any wedgie-based incidents on the slides,
09:35can Stephen finally manage to pull a successful date out of his arse
09:38as he settles down to get to know Clara.
09:42Shall we do a cheers?
09:43Cheers.
09:44Nice to meet you.
09:45Nice to meet you.
09:46Are you not an orange juice fan?
09:48It's a bit sharp.
09:49OK.
09:50You're fair sweet, I think.
09:51Yes, you're in here, Stephen.
09:53Just go with it, Brad.
09:55More bitter.
09:57Ah.
09:57Bitter.
09:58OK, cool.
09:59What would be an example of that?
10:00Dark chocolate.
10:01OK.
10:02I'm just going to make a really bad joke about my personality, but hopefully not.
10:08Beer is not something I want to be.
10:09That's not a bad joke.
10:11It's a dad joke.
10:12It wasn't a joke at all, was it?
10:14Fair enough, I am a dad.
10:16Listen, I was making dad jokes long before I had a kid.
10:19I've dived in headfirst with the dad jokes, and they seem to be going really well.
10:23Clara seems to be quite receptive.
10:25Things are relatively awkward, but, like, all is going all right so far.
10:30How's life?
10:31Life is all right, you know?
10:32Mm-hmm.
10:33I mean, why would you not want to come to a water park on a first date?
10:36Jump in a bikini, be half naked, go to the beach.
10:38Go down some slides.
10:40I mean, I wouldn't normally get naked until, you know, quite a few dates along, but today
10:45I made an exception.
10:46Whoa, she is primed in on the professor.
10:49Come on, Stephen, no dad jokes this time.
10:51Think sexy.
10:53Great way to test the waters.
10:54There's a dad joke for you.
10:55There you go.
10:56Keep dropping him, it's fine.
10:57OK, better wordplay pun stuff, but why don't you just flirt?
11:01What have you learned from this experience so far?
11:03Very little based on current evidence.
11:07Erm...
11:07That I might be asexual.
11:09Really?
11:09Fuck's sake, I'll go get your towel, mate.
11:24Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where at the water park, Gabby is attempting to resist
11:30the temptations of her toy boy, Joelle, after discovering how young he is.
11:34I mean, gripping a wine glass like a sippy cup, it's a bit of a giveaway.
12:06What are you like as a boyfriend?
12:07I don't think I'm too honest for my own good sometimes.
12:10OK.
12:10I came into this looking for someone older, but they've given me a 25-year-old, but I'm
12:16having a nice time with Joelle, so this is the problem.
12:18It's so confusing.
12:19I'm letting you know that I'm fully 100% liking you, do you know what I mean?
12:24The lip face, I can't.
12:25I can't even hold it.
12:28So, from a complete flirt in masterclass, over to a complete flippin' mess.
12:33And unsurprisingly, there appears to still be something on Clara's mind.
12:38So, what makes you think that you might be asexual?
12:42Oh, no, just I've not felt anything throughout this process yet.
12:46It was...
12:46Thanks.
12:47It's just been...
12:48Oh, Steven.
12:51But you haven't been single for that long, right?
12:53No, six months.
12:54Six months.
12:55It's just such a weird thing as well, when you haven't dated for years.
12:59Like, this is me out of my comfort zone.
13:01So, to explain, right, I'm at a point in life where I'm a year now, having been diagnosed
13:06as autistic, which is obviously something I haven't caught later on in life.
13:10It's been there the whole time.
13:11And I remember someone saying to me when I was 16, what's wrong?
13:13You never have any expression on your face.
13:15But, actually, I can be really enthusiastic and happy.
13:20And look like that.
13:20Yeah, be like, you haven't had a good time.
13:21Is that how you felt yesterday when we walked in?
13:23Absolutely.
13:23Does that what your face look like?
13:24Oh, really?
13:25Yeah.
13:26It's been really easy to talk to Clara and I've really enjoyed talking to her.
13:29I hope she feels similarly.
13:30Look, I don't know if this is heading anywhere or where it's heading if it is,
13:33but this is the most relaxed I've felt on a date thus far.
13:37This is more like it, mate.
13:38Progress from Pro Green.
13:41You need to have a backstory, right?
13:43Yeah.
13:43People need to understand where you came from and how you got to where you got to.
13:47It's the same kind of thing with my story.
13:49My mum died when I was nine of breast cancer,
13:52and then my sister died when I was 28 of breast cancer as well,
13:56so I lost both of them.
13:58So, although I can talk about it and I'm fine,
14:00there's days where I'm like, I want my mum.
14:02Like, there's an unexplainable feeling.
14:04I want that.
14:05I get it.
14:05You know, like that comfort, that love, that safety, that security.
14:10And I think it can only really, like, come from that person.
14:12So, on those days, I give myself the space to feel like that.
14:16That's good.
14:17I relate to the...
14:18My dad wasn't very present, but he was one of the most prominent in my thoughts.
14:22Always.
14:23We really bonded in the times we did have together.
14:26And, yeah, I really get that wanting to talk to them.
14:31So, as Steven and Clara get deep,
14:34at the shallower end of the dating pool,
14:36David and fans still have work to do if they're going to crack on with some heavy petting.
14:40How's your dates been going with Tom?
14:42Yeah, he's a really nice lad.
14:44Yeah.
14:44He's a really, really nice boy.
14:45Obviously, we're very different.
14:46Obviously, Tom's from Poland.
14:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:49I'm not Jamaican heritage.
14:50You've got gravy and potatoes on the one side.
14:51Yeah.
14:52Jerk chicken on the other.
14:53I do.
14:54I enjoy jerk chicken.
14:56I enjoy gravy.
14:57That's my man.
14:58All meat and no veg.
14:59What do you prefer?
15:01Just say jerk chicken, Dave.
15:03I mean, you can't ask me that because I'm a northerness.
15:05I love gravy.
15:07Maybe if you take those, a bit of jerk chicken on the side, then.
15:10Maybe a bit of cold sauce.
15:13Not cold sauce.
15:15Not cold sauce.
15:16I got that when I worked in MAGA.
15:17Nothing like a spot of herpes chat to ruin a man's appetite.
15:21What am I talking about bringing up cold sauce?
15:25I mean, me and Van are having a great time.
15:27I really think I need to change the direction of this chat.
15:30No, I'm joking.
15:31That is an absolute joke.
15:32God, I shouldn't be drinking these.
15:34But you're going to carry on sipping it anyway.
15:44Right, that's making me feel ill.
15:46Someone give that child a dummy to shut it up and you can give the baby some milk while you're
15:50at it.
15:51Yeah.
15:52Yeah.
15:56Meanwhile, judging from the fact she's now horizontal, I'm guessing Gabby's attempts at resisting young gun Joelle's bulging biceps isn't
16:04going to plan.
16:05You've got a great body.
16:06Thank you very much.
16:07I know.
16:09OK.
16:09I'll take it.
16:10Yeah, you do.
16:11Very good.
16:13I don't look really good though.
16:15See them ocean blue eyes.
16:17I can't like they're crazy.
16:19They're like crazy, crazy.
16:21I'm even trying to, you know, not stay with you too much.
16:24Yeah, you look like you're really straining mate.
16:27The date is going so well.
16:29There's so much chemistry and I'm enjoying Joelle's company.
16:33But I have to keep reminding myself that he's 25 and I need to make sure that this isn't just
16:37about getting sexy.
16:40Anyway, five years time, go.
16:42Uh-oh, serious question alert.
16:44Look sharp, Joelle.
16:45About five years time, I just see myself, like, I guess with my chosen woman.
16:50But also, like, I just want to have, like, my business up and running.
16:54Hopefully some little ones running around.
16:56As long as I'm happy, I'm happy with just everyone around me and what I'm doing.
17:00I'm good.
17:01I love that.
17:01That's a great actor.
17:03Fuck, he's good.
17:07So as Gabby looks set to fall back into her old habits, Stephen is finally getting to grips with a
17:12new one,
17:13holding a conversation with a woman.
17:16You've been really open though.
17:17I've been told that I need to be more open by two people I've sat with.
17:23So you, have you been on two dates?
17:25Mm-hmm.
17:26Would you want to see me again?
17:28Come on, Pro-G, you can do this.
17:30No dad jokes, please.
17:33Yeah.
17:33Would you?
17:34Yeah.
17:35How about you?
17:36I would want to see you again.
17:37Okay.
17:38Phew.
17:44I feel like it's been a really nice conversation.
17:46I've enjoyed talking to you.
17:48It's felt like the right side of challenging.
17:51Now seal the deal PG and get on over there and give her a snog.
17:55It's been really nice.
17:56We're going to see each other again.
17:57Yeah, sweet.
17:58Or just limp double high five instead.
18:00Baby steps, Stephen.
18:01Baby steps.
18:02Talking with Clara was really fun.
18:04It was easy.
18:05And I feel like I was more open.
18:07I'm feeling good.
18:08It was a really nice date.
18:09We had a really good chat.
18:11Yeah, I think it was really cute.
18:13And he said that he does want to see me again,
18:15so that was like a little bit of affirmation
18:17that maybe we're moving back from asexual
18:20back to maybe heterosexual.
18:22Who knows?
18:24It's really refreshing to be able to sit down
18:26and just go, I'm a work in progress.
18:27No excuses.
18:28I'm accountable, I'm culpable, I'm responsible,
18:30but I am still very much...
18:33Asexual, bisexual, omnisexual, pansexual?
18:36Up for anything sexual?
18:38Clueless.
18:38Yeah, I'd probably agree with that.
18:43I wouldn't worry, though,
18:44as David's not exactly been smashing it out the park
18:46with his yummy brummie either.
18:48Although maybe whatever they've just chucked down their necks
18:50may help things along.
18:54Fuck me.
18:56If only that baby had a swear jar,
18:58he'd be set for life by the end of this date.
19:01Would you say you're quite forward?
19:03I am very forward.
19:04OK.
19:04I sort of just say what I'm thinking.
19:06OK.
19:06I'm very much like Blum.
19:08That's nice.
19:09I think it depends in certain situations.
19:11I think when it comes to a situation with a boy,
19:14I'm not very forward.
19:16Like, I think I'd rather than just be like...
19:18Come here.
19:19Do you know what I mean?
19:20Or something like...
19:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:21Get on your knees now.
19:23Oh, my God!
19:24Oh, my fucking God!
19:27They've set the swear jar off again.
19:31Oh, my God.
19:32You've got a very nice, calming energy about you.
19:35I actually feel like we're quite similar.
19:37Yeah, I know what you mean.
19:39I actually do.
19:39I think we're very cheeky, we're fun.
19:41We can both hold our own.
19:43I like that.
19:44You've got that, like, charm, charisma.
19:46That was a nice compliment.
19:49You're welcome.
19:50How do you feel the date's gone?
19:51For you or the couple with the newborn?
19:54I feel like it's gone very natural.
19:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:57No, I think it's been really, really good.
19:59Oh, my God.
20:00I would definitely want to see you again.
20:02Yes, David.
20:03But does Fan want to let you have a sip on his Strongbow?
20:06Good.
20:06I'd want to see you again.
20:08Well, yeah.
20:08Cheers to that.
20:10Get in.
20:14Oh, a sign of things to come, Dave.
20:17Do you know what?
20:17That went so good with Fan.
20:20Literally, like nice.
20:24Come on, then.
20:24Let's get you back.
20:27David made me feel really comfortable.
20:29I feel like we got on really well.
20:31I mean, it's not very often I tell someone to get on their knees
20:33and they're still sat in front of me.
20:35So, yeah.
20:38Both dates went really, really well.
20:40And now I'm kind of like, where am I going with this?
20:44Like, who am I picking?
20:45Like, where is it actually going to go?
20:47It could be either.
20:48It could be both.
20:49We could do a three-way date.
20:51That'd be sexy.
20:53As long as it's not within 500 yards of the family splash zone,
20:57I mean, David, you can feel your boots, mate.
21:02And talking of hanging around the kids' area,
21:04how is Gabby getting on with her toy boy, Joelle?
21:08To be fair, I'm looking forward to another date.
21:11I feel like today was good.
21:13OK.
21:14I mean, I'm hoping you're looking forward to another date.
21:16Yeah.
21:17I am.
21:19I'm happy that we're kind of, like, on the same period, I guess.
21:21Mm-hm.
21:22But I feel like we're just missing one more thing, though.
21:24What?
21:24I think I know.
21:26I'm looking for you.
21:27We can kiss, we can touch and do it often.
21:30What a smooth bastard.
21:32But if you're here looking for love, that's when you've lost me.
21:36Yeah, yeah.
21:39That was a good kiss.
21:40I'll give you that.
21:41Yeah.
21:41I mean, there's nothing better than a good kiss.
21:44100%.
21:47From the moment Joelle spoke to me,
21:50there was already something there.
21:54I don't think the date could have gone any better,
21:56and it ended with a kiss a couple of times.
21:58So I'm smiling.
22:00I'm a happy man.
22:03He made me feel nervous, but in a good way.
22:06And comfortable in a good way.
22:08And honestly, he's impressed me a lot.
22:12He's fit.
22:14Coming up.
22:16You have a big decision to make.
22:19The agents drop an absolute stinker.
22:21This will be a little bit of a squeaky bum moment.
22:25She's mad.
22:27There's no point chasing if he's not there.
22:29I'm going to say no.
22:33If you would like to continue to see Colleen,
22:37please stand up now.
22:50Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
22:52where judging by those happy slow motion walks,
22:55the celebs have been invited somewhere fun by the agents.
22:59Sunset drinks by the beach.
23:01End of tennis send off party.
23:02Or maybe a game of musical chairs.
23:05Looking good.
23:05What a sunny-pissed bunch of beauties.
23:08A big welcome to you all for our last day in paradise together.
23:11Oh.
23:12Yes.
23:13But I'm glad that you all look relaxed and happy.
23:17Well, we want to end this trip with a bang.
23:20So do they.
23:22It's the whole reason they're here.
23:23This is where shit gets real.
23:26Why do I get the impression this party might be about
23:28to receive some unwelcome guests?
23:31Oh.
23:31My.
23:32God.
23:33My bumhole is twitching like a schnauzer's nose at Christmas.
23:38Why is there so many chairs?
23:40What the fuck is going on here?
23:42Now, at the start of this trip,
23:44we set out that the purpose was to focus solely on your day teams
23:49without the noise and the distraction of everyday life.
23:53So, have you been dating with intent?
23:57Have connections been formed?
23:59It's time for some radical honesty.
24:04We're not going to be the ones giving it to you.
24:08Right?
24:08As you can see, there are 12 seats in front of you.
24:11So I think you might know who will be filling them.
24:14Well, I'm guessing it ain't gonna be the England team
24:16and Tommy Tuchel for a World Cup team photo, is it?
24:19Oh, my God.
24:20So this is a huge moment for our celebs
24:22and what this entire trip has been about,
24:23and that is face-to-face feedback.
24:26In a few minutes, we'll get a chance to learn what they've learned,
24:28if anything, from this entire experience.
24:31This will be a little bit of a squeaky bomb moment.
24:36I am so nervous about going into this feedback
24:38because I genuinely, hand on my heart, don't know what they're gonna say.
24:43And, yeah, I mean, no-one likes hearing criticism about themselves, do they?
24:50I need a drink right now.
24:52I could pretend I'm not a little bit nervous,
24:55but I'm about to get feedback in front of people.
24:58Why would I be bricking it?
24:59I'm not bricking it. Of course I'm not bricking it.
25:02Gabby looks like she doesn't know whether to faint or follow through.
25:05I've done both today.
25:07Best put them out of their misery and bring on the day tease.
25:09Make you sweat like a fever
25:13On your knees, a believer
25:16So sweat, sweat
25:20I hope you got your hallelujah saved up now
25:23Hi, guys. Good to see you.
25:27Hello. Some eye-banging already going down at 12 o'clock?
25:30Eyes up, Joelle.
25:32Okay, guys.
25:33Over the last week, you wonderful bunch
25:35have, of course, been dating our celebrities.
25:38And now it is decision time.
25:44Do you want to continue dating our celebrities
25:47for romantic intentions back in the UK?
25:51Celebrities.
25:52The initial decisions are in the hands of the deities.
25:57Well, butter my bum cheeks and tickle my perineum.
26:00I did not see that coming.
26:02For the first time ever, we're shifting the power and control
26:06and taking the decision-making power away from the celebs.
26:10We want to see if they've put in enough effort,
26:12made a good enough impression for their deities
26:15to want to see them again in the UK.
26:17First up, we have the gorgeous David.
26:22Here we go.
26:24The best legs in the UK.
26:26In the world, Carla, thank you.
26:28Don't pull me down.
26:31There's Fan looking a little nervy.
26:33And David's first date was with fireman Tomas.
26:36That is spicy.
26:37It's spicy, yeah.
26:38Who had the hots for the pots
26:39but made him a little too hot in the gob.
26:41Oh, my God.
26:42He knows how to turn the heat up.
26:44They're trying to get you to get your holes out.
26:45But despite the early warning sirens,
26:48the spark reignited for long enough
26:49to arrange a second date.
26:51Yeah, I think it'd be nice to see each other.
26:55Tomas and Fan.
27:01If you would love to date David again,
27:05back in the UK,
27:06please stand up.
27:11Oh, Jesus, please, God, no.
27:19Oh, come on. Hurry up.
27:25Oh, thanks fuck for that.
27:27My Sphinx has just sent you a thank you card, chaps.
27:36I've got to say,
27:37there's only space for two gay guys in the village
27:39and it's me and David.
27:40Sorry.
27:41Meow.
27:42Watch out, Tomas,
27:44witty-retorting coming from Fan.
27:45Keep me claws at home, babe.
27:48Not so good.
27:48Good effort.
27:49Along with me, Pat.
27:51Better.
27:52RIP, Pat.
27:54Keep going!
27:55Keep going!
27:56Dave's so excited.
27:57If you had trousers on,
27:58it'd take them off.
28:01This is madness.
28:03What have we signed up for?
28:05This is so mental.
28:08Hey, Tomas and Fan,
28:10you both stood up for David.
28:12We've got to hear from both of you
28:14to why you'd love, love to date David again
28:19back in the UK.
28:21I honestly feel like we've had an amazing date
28:23with David.
28:23We've had so much fun.
28:25And I feel like there's so much to discover about you
28:27that I'll be stupid not to try.
28:30Our date was like, you know,
28:32we had lots of laughs,
28:33we had a lot in common.
28:34And over time,
28:35that could blossom somewhere
28:36and be really nice.
28:37So, yeah,
28:38I'll leave that in your life.
28:43David, do you want to date Thomas
28:46or Fan back in the UK?
28:54I'm definitely attracted to you,
28:56Thomas,
28:57but I don't think the chemistry is there.
29:00OK.
29:01Maybe you should have gone more Frank Butcher,
29:03Thomas.
29:04I would like to date Fan again.
29:17Oh, can I sit down now?
29:20That was a tough decision,
29:22but I'm so glad that I picked Fan.
29:25There was just something about him
29:27and I feel like I definitely need to explore that
29:29back in the UK.
29:31Lucinda!
29:32Lulu, you're up next.
29:33Yay!
29:34Yay!
29:38Lucinda's first holiday hookup
29:39was with Larger Than Life Steve.
29:41On a date so bizarre,
29:42no one even thought to mention his moustache.
29:44You're like a unicorn, aren't you?
29:47I don't know about a unicorn, but...
29:49Yeah, like a one-off.
29:50Very rare.
29:51That's very kind.
29:53But her next date with Ken
29:54was less eccentric
29:55and more electric.
29:57I would say you're one of my times.
29:58OK.
29:59I'm loving this.
29:59I'm loving this.
30:00I'm loving this.
30:04Steve and Ken.
30:07If you would like to continue dating our Lucinda
30:10back in the UK,
30:12could I please invite you to stand up now?
30:17I hate this bit.
30:19Right, well, his tash is already fully erect,
30:21but will the legs follow suit?
30:29Yes, Ken!
30:30But what happened to Steve?
30:31Your pussy tickler get caught in something, mate.
30:34Oh!
30:36OK!
30:39Steve!
30:40I have to say, I'm good on about you guys.
30:42I'm quite surprised I see you sitting down.
30:44Lucinda and I got on really well.
30:45We had a great time talking,
30:47but I think it's like two magnets.
30:50If you get the same pole, they don't attract.
30:53There's like a gap and they can't get closer together.
30:56Yeah, it's no point chasing if he's not there.
30:57You're right.
30:58In the words of Mr Brunson,
30:59if it's not a hell yes, it's a hell.
31:01No.
31:02He let you down with that.
31:03More energy, Paul.
31:04Ken?
31:05Yes?
31:07Have you found your Barbie?
31:09She's my warrior princess, you know?
31:11I think that was Zena, not Barbie.
31:13She was dressed amazing, she looked good.
31:15The vibe was just vibing, honestly,
31:17and my hands were misbehaving.
31:20Thank you, Paul.
31:21I just couldn't stop touching her.
31:23He's had no problems with his magnets then.
31:25Were you OK with that, Lucinda?
31:26It was pretty saucy.
31:27Yeah, it was saucy.
31:28I mean, look at this man.
31:30I mean...
31:31Lucinda, do you want to date Ken back in the UK?
31:37Come on, Lucinda, let's make this two out of two
31:39and give Ken the warrior prince title he clearly deserves.
31:43I do.
31:44She does know she's on Celebs Go Dating and not maths.
31:47Oh!
31:48Jesus Christ!
31:49I thought that was really cool how Ken stood up,
31:52claimed his territory and said his piece,
31:55and I'm kind of excited to see what happens.
31:58You're living in a dream
32:03Well, Lily.
32:08Colleen?
32:09Yes.
32:09Please step forward.
32:10Brilliant.
32:11Colleen picked suave, smooth talker Steve to take to tennis.
32:15I have to say,
32:17and I don't want to blow smoke up your ass.
32:20Well, unless you ask nicely.
32:22And a flirty start to the day...
32:24But I was very, very attracted to you.
32:26..led to a frisky finish.
32:33But her next date with happy chappy Andy
32:35wasn't quite so, er, romantic.
32:38I've got a little farm.
32:39What do you do on the farm?
32:41All the Andy one noises.
32:42That's more of a third date question, Andy.
32:44I've got horses and goats and ducks and chickens.
32:47I'm allergic to horses.
32:51Steve and Andy,
32:53if you would like to continue to see Colleen,
32:57please stand up now.
33:00Right, come on, chaps.
33:02Up you get.
33:04Come on.
33:07Come on, lads.
33:09Got a break coming up.
33:10Up you get.
33:11Steve?
33:13Andy?
33:14Andy?
33:15Steve?
33:27Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
33:29where loose woman Colleen's been left hanging
33:31for an uncomfortably long time by Steve and Andy.
33:34Come on, fellas.
33:35One of you must want to date a Nolan sister again.
33:37OK, let me say that one more time.
33:39If you would like to continue to see Colleen...
33:44..please stand up...
33:46..right now.
33:50Don't let me down, guys.
33:51This is horrible.
33:52My arse always flapping about like Steve's tash.
34:00Oh, Colleen.
34:01Bless her.
34:04All right, so clearly you've made your intentions clear here.
34:07All right?
34:09This is awful.
34:11I literally want the ground to swallow me up.
34:14I'm mortified.
34:16I'm really hurt, actually,
34:18because I really did think that Steve would stand up
34:23because I thought we had a great connection.
34:25So, Andy, you didn't stand up.
34:27What was the reason? Why?
34:28I think we had a lot of similarities
34:30but a lot of differences between us as well.
34:32So, I wouldn't want to mislead you,
34:34and I know you're too intelligent a lady to have that happen,
34:37and I'm too respectful of you and myself to do that.
34:41Thank you. Yeah.
34:42All right, well said, Andy.
34:44So, Steve, we have to go to you.
34:46Why did you not stand up?
34:48Let's hope he's got two broken legs.
34:50Well, he will have when the loose women get hold of him.
34:53Me and Colleen, from the start,
34:57was an absolute hit emotionally.
35:00But the only thing for me,
35:02the sexual chemistry wasn't there.
35:05Oh, that's got to hurt.
35:08Colleen, how are you feeling?
35:10I thought me and Steve got on really, really, like, so well.
35:13Yeah. So well.
35:14Yeah.
35:15If there's no physical attraction whatsoever,
35:17there usually isn't a kiss.
35:19She's got you there, pal.
35:26I hope that after this, that we can still be friends,
35:30and I would love to see her again.
35:32Don't push your luck, fella.
35:34He's digging himself a hole.
35:35I didn't come on here to meet a friend.
35:38I've got lots of male friends that I get on great with.
35:42Colleen, leave it with us.
35:44Yes.
35:45We are going to work hard.
35:46Yes.
35:47And we're going to find you your dream man.
35:48Yes.
35:48Yeah.
35:49All right.
35:50I'm going forward with a completely different perspective.
35:54You have to be transparent, and I guess that's what Steve and Andy were.
35:58And maybe I need to take a leaf out of their book,
36:00and from this moment forward, I'm going to be honest as they were.
36:05Gabby, it's your turn.
36:07Please stand up.
36:08Gabby.
36:09Yeah.
36:10Prior to Gabby's wetter-than-expected water park date with Joelle,
36:14she dated gym owner Carl, but his chat, or lack of it,
36:18didn't exactly flow to her boat.
36:19Is there anything else you want to know about me?
36:25Oh, man.
36:27Until she eventually found the perfect solution to an awkward silence.
36:38OK.
36:39Carl and Joelle, if you'd like to date Gabby back in the UK,
36:45please stand up.
36:46Well, this is a no-brainer.
36:49Yeah, man.
36:51Oh, God, surely.
36:52Gabby's not going to get pied as well.
36:54The fuck?
36:59Oh, thank the Lord.
37:01How are you feeling, Gabby?
37:03I don't know.
37:04Obviously, it's a nice feeling, isn't it?
37:06I wouldn't know.
37:08Oh, Killeen.
37:09I don't know what you're smiling about, mate.
37:11Carl, could you please tell us why you stood up for Gabby?
37:15When we had the date, I was a little bit nervous,
37:18but then Gabby helped us out with that,
37:19and I thought that was really, like,
37:20sure the person helped you a lot.
37:22Nice work, Gabs.
37:24Coming to you, Joelle.
37:26I'm not going to speak too much on our connection
37:27because I feel like what understood doesn't need to be explained.
37:30Oh, Christ, he's good.
37:32My pants are just slipped off.
37:33Let me take some notes real quick.
37:36Let me write...
37:37I'm going to write that down.
37:39Wow.
37:39He's even given P-Dog a boner.
37:41Oh, God.
37:43I didn't want to stop kissing you.
37:45You didn't want to stop kissing me, so...
37:46It's too big to continue.
37:47Oh, my God!
37:57I think both of you are amazing in different ways.
38:03Erm...
38:04Karl, I feel like there was so much potential when I first met you.
38:07I hope that I did make you feel comfortable,
38:08but I just wanted a bit more back
38:10because it has to be both ways.
38:13And then, obviously, Joelle was, like, so fun.
38:17And you made me feel 10-10 from the moment I met you.
38:21I think there's potential there for us to find out more.
38:25So...
38:26I feel like it's only fair to give Joelle a second go.
38:30Joelle, come on down, give her a little...
38:32No, give her a sexy kiss!
38:34Give her a sexy kiss!
38:36A sexy kiss!
38:39A sexy kiss!
38:44I had a really good first date with Joelle,
38:46so I am buzzing to see him again.
38:49See what's...
38:50See what's left.
38:52Paul, would you like to kiss Joelle?
38:54Yes.
38:55Joelle!
38:56Joelle, Paul would like a kiss.
38:59This is awkward.
39:00You don't want to go for a drink with Colleen, do you, Karl?
39:02OK.
39:03James.
39:05James!
39:07James invited PT mum of two Scarlett to tennis
39:10after meeting her at the mixer.
39:12Do you like going to have a party or not, are you?
39:13No, not massively.
39:15And wasted no time in showing her his favourite workout.
39:18Like is he?
39:19The lip press.
39:20James.
39:23His second date was with Zara and there were few complaints from the big man.
39:27You look beautiful.
39:29Have you been here before?
39:30Must have been about 20.
39:31What's her last week?
39:33Smooth.
39:35Scarlett and Zara.
39:42If you would like to date James again, please would you stand up?
39:48I'm used to playing in front of big crowds and big moments.
39:51But to be honest with you, I am very, very, very nervous at this point.
39:57Chill out James, I reckon this is going to be a try and conversion.
40:04One down.
40:04Oh.
40:07Oh, and it's an unconverted try.
40:11OK.
40:13At least one person's dropped.
40:15Scarlett, why have you stayed sitting down?
40:17I've loved getting to know James.
40:20I think you're a kid.
40:20I really do.
40:22I just think, you know, our lifestyles aren't a match
40:25and I want somebody who's, you know, going to give me everything.
40:33How are you feeling about that?
40:36I mean, look, you've got respect to everyone's honesty, really.
40:38But ultimately, having listened to her story about her kids
40:41and how dedicated she is and what she wants
40:43and where she is in her life,
40:45which is to find someone to settle down straight away.
40:47My life, I do not think, would fit in with hers.
40:51I think what you've both done, actually, is very emotionally mature.
40:55I think that's very sensible.
40:56I think you are ruling with your head, not your heart.
40:58And in this case, I think that's really important.
41:01Somebody did stand up.
41:02Why?
41:03Well, very handsome.
41:06Yeah, fancy.
41:07We had a great chat and I thought it was nice.
41:09It was light.
41:09It was fun.
41:11And that's what I'm about.
41:13James, in your heart of hearts, would you like to see Zara again
41:17back in the UK?
41:19Here we go. Easy.
41:22I think for me, I'm going to say no.
41:24What the actual fuck?
41:26This guy's full of surprises, not to mention protein shakes.
41:29I felt that you and I had a physical connection.
41:31You know, I think you're very attractive.
41:33But I've sort of thought a bit more about what I want
41:36and I probably need something slightly different.
41:39I think the old me would have definitely said,
41:42go on another date.
41:44But I think in this process, you're meant to be serious.
41:47You're meant to focus on where there's longevity.
41:50So I had to be cut through.
41:54All right, Steven, please step forward.
41:57Before dating Clara at the water park,
42:01Steven kicked off his dating journey in tenors
42:03on a second date with Jane and wingman James.
42:06But his small talk was less sexy and more depressy.
42:09My dog died two years ago.
42:11Three years ago now.
42:12Don't bring them in.
42:13I'm talking about your dead dog now.
42:14So this is what goes on in my head.
42:15Stop your head.
42:17OK, so Jane and Clara.
42:21If you'd like to continue dating Steven,
42:25stand up now.
42:29Oh, my stomach's churning.
42:30I might do a day even take my trousers off for this one.
42:33Just in case.
42:38Oh, get in.
42:40Good work, Steve.
42:42This is what we like.
42:46So, Jane, we're going to start with you.
42:48The first date was a double date.
42:51It was more like a hangout.
42:53The second was a party.
42:56So we have not had an actual one-on-one.
42:59So, yeah, that's why I'm standing.
43:01Clara, why did you stand up for Steven?
43:04We went to the water park for our first date.
43:07So, obviously, I got to see him in his swimming trunk.
43:10So that's...
43:11Oh!
43:15Sexy.
43:17We had a really great date.
43:19And I just felt like we connected over a lot of different things.
43:22For me, I was able to be myself, which I don't think I always am.
43:27It just felt like a really safe space.
43:29And that was really nice.
43:30You just used a word that we love and that was safe.
43:33You felt safe.
43:35Look at that.
43:36Look at this.
43:37She's orgasmic.
43:37Safe.
43:38Safe.
43:40This is music to my ears.
43:42Feeling safe indicates a far deeper connection than just surface-level chat.
43:47It's the fundamentals for any successful and healthy relationship.
43:51I am so proud of Steven.
43:54Steven, would you like to see either of these two beautiful ladies when we return to the UK?
44:02This is not the easiest part of the process, having to make a decision which impacts two people.
44:08But a decision has to be made and I think I know what decision I'm going to make.
44:12I would like to see you again.
44:14Claire.
44:15It's Clara, Steve.
44:16It's all right.
44:17It's all right.
44:17Awesome.
44:18Her name's Jane.
44:20What a milestone for me.
44:21A second date.
44:24Sarah's got her shit together.
44:25She seems really cool.
44:26So, let's see what happens.
44:28All right.
44:29Well, that is a wrap on Tenerife.
44:31Woo!
44:32What a week.
44:33Yes, absolutely.
44:34Celebrities, we want to thank you for leaning into this experience.
44:37This is never an easy process.
44:39And for our new couples, we look forward to seeing you in London.
44:45See you later, my girl.
44:47See you later.
44:47So, with things tied up nicely with a tiny bow in tennis, or in David's case, a bow-ner,
44:54Jesus, guys, you're going to see each other in 30 minutes at check-in.
44:57Lucinda chose Ken, Gabby picked Joelle, and Steven went for Clara.
45:04Oh, looks like Colleen's about to test Steve a new one.
45:07I'm not one from confrontation, Steve, but I didn't come on here to find friends.
45:10So, piss off.
45:12Jesus, grab your popcorn, folks.
45:14I always picked pricks.
45:18Wouldn't have worked.
45:19So, that's fine.
45:21Can I have a kiss?
45:22But if you ever say, I'm not physically attractive again.
45:25You are physical!
45:25No, you said there's no physical!
45:26I didn't say that!
45:28You said on the physical front.
45:30No, I didn't.
45:31Oh, watch it back.
45:33I know.
45:34Yeah, watch it back and also watch your back.
45:37Janet Street Porter's coming for you, mate.
45:39Anyway, nice seeing you.
45:40Right.
45:41Oh, God.
45:42Nice seeing you.
45:43Now, fuck off.
45:45It's how they should sign off on all episodes of Lose Women.
45:48Tomorrow night.
45:49Dating and masturbating.
45:51A new celebrity.
45:52I feel like I'm good-looking enough not to lie.
45:54PK Humble arrives.
45:55You know what?
45:57Shall I add to my dating roster?
45:58How many people are on this roster?
46:00Probably like 20 plus.
46:01So why the hell do you need our help?
46:03As our celebs?
46:04Ball bag.
46:05Ball bag?
46:06Ball bag.
46:07Girl!
46:08What?
46:08I can pick up a singular new dog.
46:10And then he went with your sister.
46:12What?
46:13Dating!
46:14If I saw you at the bar, I'll buy you a champagne.
46:17I'll say that will happen.
46:19Eww!