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00:00tonight get in there with your titty tassels shimmy shimmy lucinda pours her heart out
00:06i know i know let it out before sticking her nose in
00:15so gorgeous as our celebs i want to fill my finger with a big fuck ring
00:21there you go there's a couple of people that i think we've got in common they didn't bring
00:25you the best fuck did they not could i just stayed at home and punched myself in the face
00:28dating
00:39welcome to celebs go dating
00:42it's a brand new day at the agency where as always the relationship management and emotional well-being
00:48of their celeb clients is the main focus of the agents
00:54oh and you know what on that note yeah i have something big that i want to
00:58announce we all know that p-dog go on i had sex last night oh well i watched silent witness
01:05in my
01:05pants eating hash browns but you don't hear me showing off i put the ketchup in an egg cup i
01:10think you're teasing us about the announcement yes you're right i was being a bit coy what's
01:15the real announcement yeah i'm i'm british guys i've i'm i'm a full-on resident of the uk i did
01:22pass
01:22my test i did pass my test yeah thank you thank you you know what this means you can never
01:31get rid of us
01:36and here's someone else we can't get rid of it's david and i've seen enough potsy walkings to know
01:41when he's hung over big time let's hope he's functioning enough to make the exact noise of the
01:47intercom bell still got it dp liberty dating agency hi tom it's david come in darling dude
01:55oh keep it down tom he's feeling fragile
02:09oh no sorry oh god don't go over there tom those sick burps linger let's make life really nice
02:21thank you because you're hanging yeah you're hanging out of your anus yeah oh don't pamper him
02:28tom he's only hanging out of his anus because he went full yb for weekender last night actually i
02:33think i've just got a kind of coconutty residue on my hand oh nice what a treat tiny little bit
02:39of
02:39alcohol yeah oh my goodness oh darling i'm so sorry oh oh rude awakening rude awakening hello hi
02:50lovely tea we're ready for david all right darling oh oh come on i need a lucas aid oh well
02:59you look
03:00ravishing oh thank you aesthetically i wouldn't know you were hanging you would if you looked at his
03:04shorts honestly it's like a butcher's window thank you because i feel like i'm gonna die oh darling
03:13oh now let's see what kind of mood david is
03:16in he's always in a big mood so he is oh oh oh i mean that is a powerful entrance
03:27david your legs are popping your lips are popping thank you my insides aren't popping a little bit
03:33ropey after last night had a big night out and basically the day was sick
03:44david got a right eyeful from anthony oh okay that's my dog then then he got a mouthful
03:52that's so lovely oh then they went off for a skimful yeah let's go get another together
03:57come on come on together time and judging by the state of david today it wasn't just a quickie
04:02he pulled his pants down oh so i was looking at his tattoos and he was like i've just got
04:07a new
04:07tattoo and i was like oh what is it it was like it's my dog and i was like oh
04:10let's see your dog
04:12it went it's on my leg and then just stood up and pulled his pants down bulge was in my
04:17face i
04:17didn't know if i was looking at the dog dressed as a pirate on his thigh captain pock next to
04:22it
04:23i was actually like i don't know where to look i was like do you prefer somebody making the move
04:28or
04:29do you like like making the first movie was that i prefer if somebody somebody makes the move but
04:34failing that i'll get me cock and balls out and show you me pirate dog so we kissed over the
04:39table
04:40then what happened next then we left we had a peck outside and then i was like i don't want
04:46this to
04:47end oh so i was like should we go for another tequila you went after hours we went after hours
04:53and we know in the agency when we go after hours things have got a bit of a dot dot
04:58dot
04:58so come on yeah then all of a sudden he just lent in and we were snogging in the middle
05:04of the pub
05:05which is kind of making me cringe a little bit but then i'm also loving it what the fuck
05:12sorry just wanted to join in too yes david what a result
05:16i'll make you three two three four one two seven so if david getting all hot under the collar
05:24the incoming gabby is getting all hot under a coat she clearly bought from age concern
05:31hello celebrity dating agency hey it's gabby do come in
05:47oh look at you how are you oh i see what not normal say what you want about that jacket
05:55but at least it
05:55muffles tom's nonsense oh it's very toss-on toss-offable isn't it if anyone else said that
06:01there'd be trouble oh it's like a stole it's bloody cold though outside it is you're very well
06:07dressed for this oh thank you little chinchilla don't worry it's fake everyone as if gabby would
06:12kill that many chinchillas it'd be a great fight though upstairs the only bout david's having is a
06:18bout of horniness after his knockout night how would you rate that date from one to ten honestly
06:23slay a solid 9.5 9.5 yeah wow so are you curious to hear what he thinks two one
06:31go over for this
06:34i was impressed by his personality and his energy he had beautiful eyes
06:44david handled the date so well oh my god this is mature yeah i'm so mature what's the last one
06:52taz
06:52uh that's dr taz to you how would you rate your date with david from one god i've just said
06:599.5
07:13uh are they pleased with that it's hard to tell we are very very pleased thank you
07:19clears that up we're so proud of you oh thank you i'm excited to kind of see where it goes
07:25so second date that's the really important yeah okay have a think about the things that are really
07:30important to you okay tequila shots snogging and dogs dressed as pirates that you would like to share
07:37with anthony my challenge for you this time would be ask him what are you like in bed i lie
07:43face down
07:43head in the pillow arm under it leg ain't now ass out the duvet like a fucking wall hog sexual
07:49communication
07:50is hot and other than that just get in there with your titty tassels and yeah get in there and
07:54enjoy
07:55baby thank you bye bitches bye my loves
08:05babes i think what we need to do right now is start getting our wedding outfits ready i thought you
08:12were
08:12gonna say we should pop a bottle of champagne david might well be off for a hair of the dog
08:17as one happy poxy leaves gabby's next in and she's getting dr t and pcb in the agent roulette
08:25come on in
08:28hello i was like who have i got today
08:32gabby and joelle cause quite a splash in tenerife
08:36i feel like it's only fair to give joelle a second go their first date was so nice they had
08:41to do it
08:41twice and by twice i mean twice as many people because it was a double date with lucinda and ken
08:47how many is that a hundred what a hundred for the best thank you so much and once they'd gone
08:53gabby got a god full not like that you perverts how was your double date
09:00an experience really we were so excited for it it was we were just bouncing off each other me and
09:06lucinda and
09:08then we got in there and when they when the guys arrived it just kind of went
09:13like a choir of ducks they left which means you and joelle could have a long time yeah he brought
09:20me a hundred roses a hundred roses did he i've never had that in my life how did you feel
09:25about
09:25that i just feel like he's sincere and he's he's got really good potential
09:33but he's very young i keep coming back to this if he was older and in a maybe different position
09:40in
09:40his life then i would be excited by it but i just have this gut feeling that it's like am
09:45i just
09:46wasting my time you talked about some of the challenges with joelle what's the upside i like
09:54how i feel when i'm with him really how would you describe it just say hot are you sure that's
09:59not
09:59just the chinchilla body warmer just like he's interested and wants to get to know me and i do
10:07believe that from him he's got a really good energy to be around i do like being around him okay
10:12everything
10:13that you've told me says that you definitely need another date with this guy the real question is does
10:21he show up in this third date consistent if you feel a drop off as ken precipitously dropped what's
10:30wrong with saying suddenly paul if you feel a drop off you walk if you don't feel seen you walk
10:37right
10:38this is why this third date is very very important yeah okay wow pcb is serious typical brit on this
10:46date
10:47date you're going to be able to collect more information about him and make a decision for
10:54yourself on this next date so it's a very important date oh god god yeah this is your biggest date
11:01so
11:01far of your time here at the agency yeah all right so you're ready you feel good yeah you know
11:08what the
11:08mission is yes okay no pressure agent gab's
11:22welcome back to celebs go dating where gabby's gone to get ready for her most important date ever
11:27and it's married at first sight for sore eyes lucinda's turn who's come dressed as an old lady's couch
11:35hello celebrity dating agency hello gorgeous tom reid wilson oh miss light come in come in
11:53hi oh look at your paisley double denim oh double denim and double paisley i'm mad about paisley
12:04how did you do i feel like it's the spiral of life because all of nature's way of putting it
12:12oh god how soft and flawless your skin is likewise right back at you
12:17girls we could just do this forever for the love of god please don't can you just be my little
12:22pussycat and just curl up in my lap and i'll just stroke you you'd be a better pussycat than me
12:29well i am very tactile i think it's my love language is it i reckon you're fluent in all of
12:34the love languages me too my love language is pussy and dicks in terms of affirmations i have a rule
12:40if it's dancing on my frontal lobe it has to visit my tongue which is why i refuse to dance
12:46on his
12:46frontal lobe would you like to ring up tea gotta clean this phone here has it got makeup on it
12:51look
12:51at that can i put it on speakerphone no you have to lick my foundation off the phone go on
12:56p-dog give it a
12:58lick hello hello hello if you could send her up certainly thank you lucinda bye my darling bye
13:08darling back out in tennis lucinda had her first date with ken i'm not gonna lie to you this your
13:14lips is
13:15twin it for me and after some serious graft they managed to clear the restaurant with their snog fest
13:21but on their second date ken got ahead of himself i mean i've got a penthouse in chelsea as well
13:27as
13:28putting his foot right in it listen she lives like the foursomes with these no but it's got to be
13:33a force to make no no foursomes ken causing lucinda to throw the towel in early have fun you two
13:39thank
13:39you you too ken was looking for his barbie and he was pretty sure he'd found it in you oh
13:45when we left
13:46tenerife but come second date there was sort of not a presence that i'm looking for a quality of
13:53uh just soulful chat that feel that felt really true with ken when did you first feel he wasn't the
14:04right one for you ah do you know and i think it was the space between the notes of leaving
14:12tenerife and the next stage what i would argue is that you knew immediately you're right you extend
14:22this benefit of the doubt and you override your conscious i haven't been dating for so long that
14:30i always lean into it because i'm like well that's an experience lucinda is the epitome of a people
14:36pleaser but always saying yes or agreeing with your date that is not a good strategy
14:41because essentially they're not getting to know the real you i do recognize within all of that as
14:48well i'm a very quite acquired taste you know can we go into that a bit because well i'm a
14:54bit of an
14:54amazon clamazon so you know yeah and then i think you know just being a bold woman i just don't
15:02think
15:03it's it's not a lot of people's cup of tea have you always sort of been this introspective no so
15:10what changed i think that's just truly come from being a giant mess and in so much pain and quite
15:17often a bit of heartbreak where i'm like i don't know where to put this
15:24yeah like a lot of pain you know yeah earlier and a lot of hatred toward my body as well
15:34um
15:37being bullied and called fash i've had a very um
15:43a bit of body dysmorphia around science and it's a continual journey to accept
15:53a bigger body and yeah i mean i'm yeah
16:00i really am quite body positive i mean i you know i do it requires radical acceptance doesn't
16:08that but it's a journey and often we can fake it till we make it as well if we throw
16:14enough
16:15shit at a wall it might stick yeah and we might just believe it ourselves and i think the challenge
16:19that you have is self-acceptance in that area it can be and you know i mean
16:26often when i have a lover like i fall in love with it again because you know
16:31often what's reflected is just divine you know but sometimes when you're going solo you forget
16:41without that love and touch you know what i mean yeah i'm so emotional today we're such a um
16:49huge mass of women in their middle age now that are not being met or or or found or touched
17:02and
17:02felt and i think there's it's a bit of a lonely a loneliness epidemic that's upon it's so sad
17:24it felt so easy in my 20s and 30s to fall in love and be in love
17:30you know sometimes i give up like you know i've been out and like here i am let's go you
17:38know um
17:40you know this is great but yeah also no pressure you are and i'm not just saying this to say
17:46it
17:47one of the most exceptional people that i've ever witnessed this is really important because
17:54you are amazing but we also know that you know we can't keep carrying on up there you know when
17:59then we need to sometimes just sit in the sit in the mud and we right now we're sitting in
18:04the mud
18:04with you you are gorgeous okay thank you beautiful
18:12all it takes is one person lucinda yeah one person and you are putting yourself in your position to find
18:20that person yes thank you beautiful and you're right it is a numbers game isn't it just keep going
18:26until i found the poor bastard fantastic agent in from adubs and pcb there you've got this lucinda
18:35across town gabby's gearing up to work out if she wants to be in a duo with joelle
18:39who's 10 years her junior the fact i want a third day it's looking like it could get a bit
18:44serious and
18:45i'm not one to shy away from that jesus he thinks he could get serious enough to bring a wash
18:50bag
18:50it's obvious that we have some sort of chemistry there but i definitely need to dig a bit deeper
18:56and see if we are aligned on the fundamentals of what i would consider a strong relationship do you like
19:04minecraft
19:08hey how are you how are you sorry to keep you waiting why are you great you look amazing man
19:13thank you oh thanks that's very nice of you thank you
19:20i'm nervous why i don't know maybe because the agents told her this is the most important date of
19:26her life is that a good thing or a bathroom though i think it's a good thing it should be
19:29a good thing
19:30yeah i feel like if he wasn't nervous then it'll be like what are you here for yeah it's quite
19:35warm
19:35here fair enough joelle seems to think you're pretty hot too look at him i'm enjoying this view
19:42carry on i can't take any more off we're in a restaurant yeah no no we say that for later
19:49he's like a kid in a sweet shop and he's got his eye on a couple of gob stoppers
19:53how are you anyway i'm just happy to kind of spin this situation with you yeah true what's on your
19:58mind
19:59loads of things loads of things yeah okay so i'm going to be straight up honest with you we've
20:04talked about the age thing before what i've been thinking about is that really sickly what does the
20:10age gap mean moving forward what is in your like kind of like two-year plan or like things like
20:15that
20:35what is in your like kind of like two-year plan or like things like that i'm ready to settle
20:42down
20:42i'm like i'm not into all of this talking to loads of people and bouncing back and forth like i
20:48don't
20:48really find it interesting like getting something deep for that seven months then happen to start
20:53again i don't like the start and again process and i've always said that my next person i wanted to
20:56kind of be my last what does like a long-term like a successful long-term relationship look like to
21:02you
21:05family orientated say caring
21:13supportive jesus has he recited an advert for an old people's eye and just like teamwork
21:19mulli leads everything to go that's a good word i was looking for that one mulli is everything
21:24oh it's just filler until they shag in it but what else i'll reverse that question
21:29don't patronize him gabs that's my job
21:34back to hq now where the agents have been putting their own special skills to good use on lucinda
21:40uh there's a date for you tonight but it's not just one what we have two wow we have two
21:48right so you
21:49have a starter and then you have a mate like a speed date like a speed date almost right okay
21:57but this
21:58is to really maximize your time here i like this okay so the beauty is that you can decide which
22:06of these two that you'd like to continue on as dessert that's so cheeky yes are we going in blind
22:12on this one we're going in blind we're going in blind yeah i love surprises exactly this is why we
22:18know because you lean into everything we give you yeah okay how you feeling about that oh my gosh this
22:22is
22:23going to be a night i tell you this will be thank you guys thanks for holding all my tender
22:28bits
22:28today always i didn't know that was part of the service they never hold mine bring it in sister
22:33thanks guys oh yeah honey if you will see you on the other side i cannot wait
22:40all right you take care yep yep thanks guys so much love so much love this was a breakthrough moment
22:49uh and i wonder how much she's articulated of the story to anyone and the fact that she was willing
22:57and wanting to do it here now especially this point in the journey shows that her next half could truly
23:04be life-changing i think the best is very much yet to come yeah yep and hopefully this life-changing
23:11journey won't end in divorce back across town let's see how gabby is getting on sizing up her future
23:18prospects with lover boy joelle you asked me where do i see things in the next two years but where
23:24do
23:24you see things oh god i'm like ready to be in a proper relationship in a couple years don't know
23:33how
23:33long but before i'm 40 i would like to have kids but yeah just like the real deal like i
23:39want to
23:40fill my finger with a big fat ring please and i want to fill my ring with a big fat
23:46finger gabs but
23:47you can't have it all right we're on the same page though isn't it is that what you're looking for
23:51100 how many kids do you want though two max i wouldn't call them both max but each to their
23:57own
23:58that was two three i'm having you two but a three is not my maximum you see where we end
24:03up
24:04i'm gonna get cracking then yeah no need to rush gabs he'll be an absolute sperm wagon at his age
24:09i do know that there's like a three date rule normally i'm not saying that this is right
24:14now even though we're on a fair date but normally it's a three date rule that that's where you kind
24:17of like oh level up i'm starting to think level up means sexy sexy boom time i think i know
24:24what
24:24you're saying but i didn't even know there's that rule oh so you aren't a season date i'm very open
24:28to
24:28finding out like you know what i mean i feel like yeah it's about time is it yeah if the
24:35time is right
24:35the time is right i like where kind of things are going i want to know about you more but
24:42yeah like
24:42i definitely want to carry things on you're confusing in terms of how when i'm with you i'm like yeah
24:50fancy him but then obviously on my head on paper i'm like he's young is this is that but then
24:56whenever
24:56i ask you things you always deliver in what i need you to say and then that comes down to
25:00like
25:00my trust in whether i i want to say like believe it or like whether it's just a time will
25:07tell
25:07situation or let's not think that fast i just live in the moment and if it's meant to be it's
25:13meant to be it's not that's not well that's very mature actually so i think we're done it let me
25:26think and honestly everything that i asked joel he had a very solid response and i wasn't expecting
25:34that but i think right now not keeping my options open when i'm not 100 sure is a little unsettling
25:43for
25:43me so i just want to make sure that the agents know that well gabby's still not 100 sold on
25:49joel
25:50so we'll have to see if he gets to level up or if it's time for a new player to
25:54enter
25:58in a rainy south london ex-rugby player turned superstar dj james haskell is in the back of the
26:04black cab and he is 100 pumped for his next day i'm very excited about this date so what i
26:09know about
26:09dotty is she's into health and fitness um she looked very pretty in her photo she talked about
26:15wanting a bit of wit and confidence i mean i've definitely got one of those i'll let the audience
26:18decide which one that is it's a clue it's not the way i would love to build that connection and
26:23that
26:23vibe and find that energy straight away now hopefully tonight i'll have that well you better get a move
26:28on you're late jimbo across town lucinda's on her way to the blind double date the agents have lined up
26:37to help solve her problem of giving people the benefit of the down what a fabulous opportunity to
26:43have a date for entree a date for maine and then to choose one for dessert it's a bit of
26:50a choose your
26:51own adventure night and i'm here for it if you were going on an adventure it'll be handy if he
26:56was backed
26:56up by a viking that beard is so beardy i was already super excited and then it's like are you
27:01going to
27:01play against another guy and i'm okay here we go so it's just ramped up my enthusiasm for the day
27:06a
27:06little bit more because i absolutely need to make sure i win mate it's a date not the hunger games
27:12you know i think competition is healthy so i'm coming in open-minded
27:16being my authentic self see if some things click between the two of us
27:20i believe i hope the best man wins we'll find out soon
27:26right sit tight damo and make yourself comfy lucinda might be a while
27:40how's it going pretty good yes how are you going yes i'm good i'm good so originally from australia
27:46right i'm yeah very much australian and then how long have you been in the uk if you don't mind
27:50well
27:50i sort of spend time between the two countries okay so you go i do a bit of both well
27:57you can't do both
27:58tonight you've got to pick one anorag's a cool guy he's definitely putting me at ease i'm i'm
28:04enjoying this how about you lucinda so siblings um i've got an older brother and then a middle
28:09sister okay and so everybody's australia based i've never been to australia i've won and definitely
28:15go you have to come down under i think you just did hobbies what do you do outside of work
28:20to relax
28:21hobbies hobbies hobbies i actually just did the hoffman course do you know about that yes yeah
28:26yeah yeah how was that i loved her you know i'm just trying to make better decisions for my life
28:31like not choosing the sugary things yeah sugar's the devil is sugar the devil i feel like the actual
28:37devil might be a bit put out by that comparison so start small have you heard of kaizen the concept
28:42of
28:42kaizen the japanese it's about incremental improvements when you want to make a change
28:47bit by bit yeah they always come up with good ones like they see um an inner monkey which is
28:53oh
28:58yeah bukkake changed my life too i mean i follow lots of different systems yes it's amazing yeah
29:05universal laws of the universe a lot of attraction go on low vibration oh she knows all about that don't
29:13you worry i love all that stuff yeah yeah yeah totally well they're both chatting absolute
29:18fucking bollocks but they seem to be getting on that's a bonus
29:23right over to rugby star turned podcaster and dj james haskell who's running late for his first
29:29date with personal trainer dotty is it me or does she look just like his ex-wife chloe maidly how
29:34am i
29:34feeling excited i think i'm apprehensive my host of the day is to just get to know him find out
29:42what
29:42he's really like behind the celebrity side that we see i love banter i like to be sarcastic i like
29:50to challenge and see if i can bring that out of him well you're in luck because here comes bantony
29:55hopkins
29:56now here's jimbo i'm very excited for my date with dotty i'm hoping it's better than the weather
30:02yo yo classic bantz kill me how you doing i'm good thank you how are you james nice how are
30:10you doing
30:10you're right yeah i'm good oh my god this weather's awful it's disgusting literally disgusting turn up
30:15shaking and listen i'm shaking with nerves but i'm literally shaking because i'm freezing no i was
30:18nervous yeah yeah no of course of course it was nerves you look great thank you likewise thank you
30:23thank you i'll try i mean i'm not not much to work with but i'd try dotty looks beautiful she's
30:29got a
30:29great smile there's incredible energy i think this is going to be a really really good day can i get
30:36a glass of pitbull please pitbull what fireball do do do do do do do you want regular or large
30:42one
30:42not a large please oh someone's gambling on james foot in the bill can i get a tequila soda please
30:48tequila thank you i wonder what you'd ordered them when you said a pitbull i was like yeah what kind
30:53of idiot would make that mistake mr worldwide it's very nice you can try it oh it's very sweet
30:58thank you you're good you're good at sharing yeah oh perfect yeah yeah i'm not sure i'll be spooning
31:03like dessert into math yeah that's probably too soon too soon okay i always get to over eager
31:11what's happened to our baron of banter he's acting like a giddy school boy
31:15i think someone's potty for dotty back to me cinder who's still tucking into her first cool state
31:21anorak this has been magical and i want to end our engagement here with a bit of magic oh hello
31:30what's he got here then you're gonna do a magic trick a magic trick oh right he's actually gonna
31:35do a magic trick so we have two points yes thank god he didn't get his wand out dick joke
31:40bit of fun
31:40yeah yeah wow and you have two points here that's the tip solid wow i loved that that's cool so
31:53that's
31:53i leave you with a bit of magic you can think about it while you're on your second date okay
31:59well i better
32:00get out of here lovely meeting you um hope to see you yes take care yeah what's your thoughts fella
32:10reckon the trick sealed the deal i had a great really good time lucinda is a lovely woman i hope
32:15it converts to a dessert but that's up to lucinda who she picks that out of the two of us
32:20but uh yeah
32:21i'm keeping my fingers crossed don't worry mate you never know damo might pull out some mime then
32:26your chances will definitely improve time to see if james has improved his chances with dotty
32:34after a nervy start from our superstar dj thank you so much one big ball in that size and the
32:40keys are
32:40soda what do they send you about me what do they say i kind of knew who you were kind
32:45of knew that is
32:46the level of celeb we're aiming for on this show there's a couple of people that i think we've got
32:50in common mutual friends that's nice okay like how in common look how scared you are i'm not scared
32:58oh god they've told they didn't bring you the best life did they not oh hang on has jimbo been
33:04playing away from home that's a rugby and sex joke oh god it all depends on these people yeah
33:10you probably don't even remember them no i'm not like that no no no don't label me as a player
33:17i'm
33:17not like i'm not that guy i mean this i've enjoyed my singing i'm sure yeah i'm sure you have
33:23oh no
33:24he's rucks this up back to lucinda who fresh from her agent selected starter date is making the short
33:31trip upstairs for a main course with beardy man damien i'm not going to do loads of viking jokes but
33:37he
33:38has put the four in four hi hello how are you you hugger it damien is that hi hi hi
33:46how you doing
33:46loving me thank you i grew it all myself fabulous oh thank you have you been here long since about
33:54865
33:55ad if i remember correctly it's all good anticipation waving the waving yeah how have you been really good
34:01yeah excited to hang out with you yeah i don't come to london very often so it's all a little
34:06bit
34:07exciting for me i sell my own business two years ago what's that and i've got to the axe throwing
34:11a
34:12what axe throwing cool cities okay hello we have chimichurri thank you medium beautiful medium that's
34:23amazing cheers for here look at that wow thank you do you like a beard is that yeah i'm into
34:31the beard
34:32what happens when you what's your face doing when the beard comes back i have no idea it's been 10
34:39years i have no idea what's underneath there although i feel your face you can absolutely do whatever you
34:45want i warm up my hands oh what on earth is happening just uh having a look and a feel
34:55that's cool you don't have a smell oh god don't smell it is it smell divine do you want me
35:02to come
35:02around there you come around no no i'm good oh you filthy beard sniffer you all right and your egg
35:10you my
35:10friend have got about three minutes to grow a beard lucky for you there's an outbreak
35:22welcome back to celebs go dating where the earlier bout of beard groping has clearly left lucinda feeling
35:28frisky have you ever got a bit messy with food in the bedroom is that one of the obvious that's
35:33not
35:33like but i like that that's just come out of nowhere did you just look at that and go do
35:37you
35:37know what we should do maybe we should do that another time do you want me to help you here
35:44let's
35:45start with this oh my god if she pops that on his beard i'm gonna throw up
35:52so i suppose i better excuse myself it is a tough choice this because they are both fabulous guys there's
35:59no doubt about it i've had such a great date with both of them i need to go and have
36:03a good thing
36:04of that dessert so i it's a bit of an impossible choice i've got to say thank you very much
36:11i really
36:11appreciate that you smelled of mine as well thank you will i be seeing you again i don't know at
36:18this
36:18point because i'm never going to see you ever again i should give you a goodbye kiss he's not playing
36:22about do you want to do the nose yeah do the nose eskimos i think right well that's really
36:30fucking weird uh let's leave them to it and crack on shall we fucking hell
36:38over to james who's struggling to get his date with dotty back on track after the revelation they
36:43had friends in common that he's been rocking rugby joke can i get the miso card please um can i
36:52get the
36:52chicken satay please any allergy no thank you i always think you'd volunteer if you were deadly
36:59allergic to nuts you'd go yeah by the way i'm allergic to nuts yeah gutted if i was allergic to
37:05nuts
37:06do you love nuts love us why am i such a child such a child um out the gutter yeah
37:14bloody hell jimbo
37:15leave the bollock jokes to me you're trying to show dotty that you've moved on from being a rock boy
37:20how many days have you been on four or five wow the dates i just didn't necessarily feel that like
37:26energy yeah he was too busy feeling dotty's mates energies look they're all attractive it was nice
37:32we've always had really good conversation but i'm trying to be more like intentional intentional is
37:39a great word yeah yeah i think you kind of know when you go on a date with someone within
37:43like five
37:44minutes 100 percent i would i would i would i mean i'd hate you for a second but i'd never
37:51give you
37:51if you went listen yeah my time's up yeah you're like can i just let you know i just wanted
37:56to make
37:56sure you're a bigger dick as i thought you were can i get this to go please thank you yeah
37:59i'm not 100
38:01sure she's joking right let's get back to lucinda's double date for the big reveal of who she's picked
38:08for her dessert course is it nose twitchy viking or magic boy i think it's only fair that i bring
38:18them
38:18both to dessert and you shipped off ken because he wanted an orgy hi hello hello i'm feeling cheeky
38:27i'm feeling mischievous and i'm ready to create some sparks now this is what's going to happen
38:32this is a quick fire game question and answer right wait are we doing a quiz now bit weird bum
38:40up for it but who is going to win tonight's special prize lucinda will it be damien the viking whose
38:46beard she tugged off and rubbed noses with or magic man anorak who put extra pennies in her purse
38:52okay oh that's quiz what color are my eyes blue one to you where am i from in australia melbourne
39:05two
39:06how many siblings do i have two one he's absolutely right i've got two siblings you're the youngest thank
39:13you i don't believe it the magic man of smash is three nil but it's all to play for as
39:19unbelievably
39:20enough there's a round two what's something that you'd like to say to me that you probably shouldn't
39:27i would say i would like to see you without the makeup on ah in the natural in the natural
39:35sweat habitat yes
39:39i'd like to see you without your clothes
39:42you get more scores for that that is a better answer
39:47damo's answer has definitely won this quiz and look cheeky answers far over i don't make the rules
39:56i don't make the rules i am so sorry it's all right but damo can i sit on your knee
40:01for kids
40:03is it all right i have something to tell you
40:10oh bless him pied off at first sight but to be fair he's taking it well
40:18okay this is getting a bit weird now two's company three's eye gougingly awkward
40:24why bring him back just to sit on the other geezer's lap that could be fun but thank you thank
40:30you so much
40:30so delightful all the best with everything thank you goodbye magic man now you see him now you don't
40:37oh look at that straight back on tinder what a ledge it's absolutely fine no hard feelings you
40:41know at the end of the day it's lucinda's decision so i respect that good on you mate i hope
40:46you got
40:46that two quid back for his busso
40:51right time to see whether james has managed to convince dotty to stay put on their date
40:58you've got nail varnish oh yeah can you just notice that about this no i noticed it a while
41:02ago but i've always painted my toenails since i was like 24 24. okay is that a major issue
41:12more or less of an ick than him having sex with all your friends allegedly it's a bit odd i'll
41:17give you
41:17that it's a bit weird although guys are now starting to wear makeup and i'm here for it unbelievably she's
41:23actually into it all james needs to do now is avoid saying anything weird and this state is
41:28officially back on track what's really interesting with men is without being vulgar if your hair falls
41:34out you've got a small penis you look one of them you can fix a small penis there is nothing
41:39you can
41:40do about on earth yet dicked bod how you feel i've had a really nice time well i haven't i
41:44am having a
41:45last time so that's not one of those when you go like fine i'm trying to be i've been told
41:51to be
41:51more vulnerable that's the last time i ever asked christian i'm having a good time do you know what
41:57i've never seen jimbo so flustered he must be well into dotty do you want to get married yeah that
42:03wasn't me that wasn't me asking yeah yeah he's so keen this guy come on relax you can do this
42:10james
42:10uh yes i do do you want kids oh no maybe you can't actually do this i love kids yeah
42:16i've got
42:17five i call them nibblings i've got five nibblings and i love them to pieces what's a nibbling yeah it's
42:22like oh it's not a sibling it's your nibblings it's nieces and nephews oh my god i love this
42:37saying thank you spending time with you such a confidence boost i don't i could have just
42:44stayed at home and punched myself in the face but instead you came out and did it on tv
42:51after making magic man anorak disappear before our very eyes lucinda's wasted no
42:56time getting a mouthful from damo are you ready yes
43:05good how was the delivery
43:09delicious ready for some more dessert yeah yeah thank you
43:19anyone else feeling uncomfortable watching this i say uncomfortable i just mean horny good
43:24we're good there's a lot hello someone's pissed off with his two pound tip
43:28i see you're having a good time yeah i'm afraid we closed 30 minutes ago
43:32today can you grab can you can bugger up absolutely yes yes i'll get that oh no worries
43:43damien's awesome something there the little spark the embers grown into a little spark
43:50lucinda is absolutely a beautiful woman and i will remember she's got blue eyes because i'm not
43:54missing out on that again thank you i kind of would like to kiss damien maybe we'll go for a
44:00drink and
44:00see what happens right shall we go and get a beverage yeah let's do it let's do it why not
44:05come on
44:07well i like holding your hand thank you makes a change from swinging on his beard
44:15well after a conversational roller coaster of an evening james and dotty's date is coming to a
44:20close i i tell you honestly of all the dates i've had this is definitely the best vibe i've had
44:26i'll
44:26say that i appreciate that thank you if you i mean if you're we'd have to put a thing on
44:31it but if
44:31you don't want to do it again i'd definitely do it again i i would like to see you again
44:34yes perfect
44:35i've had fun perfect yeah i've had a great time i've had a good time thank you very much
44:41all right should we roll i believe the kids say bounce these days grandad this is you being
44:46gentlemanly i think might just be a gentleman by default i think oh don't do me in
44:54thank you very much for dinner that's right it's all right i'll walk out don't nick any
44:58of the silverware that date with dotty was sensationelle sensationelle yeah
45:05fucking hell we covered a load of ground it was deep it was fun it was light she took the
45:10piss out
45:10of me mercilessly and that was exactly what i like so yeah i'm very happy man oh yes james i'm
45:17so
45:17pleased for him thank you that was mine i had a great time likewise thank you so much
45:26my pleasure i hope you see you again yeah hope so see you later oh love is in the air
45:31i was slightly
45:32nervous about asking the question of whether she wanted to see me again but it felt like it was
45:35right so i asked oh bless him he's made up i just hope dotty's feeling it too i'm intrigued to
45:41get him
45:41get to know him a little bit more i think there's more layers to chip away at i don't think
45:47there is
45:48i think james's personality is extremely attractive great sounds like jimbo's made his match
45:55aesthetically yes there's room for improvement oh brutal that might grow okay so good but not quite
46:05sensationelle jimbo you've got work to do tomorrow night i would give my left tip to go on this date
46:12okay david's questions get confusing are we trying to figure out who's the tunnel and who's the train no
46:20pk has some shocking news i've never kissed on the first date i don't usually kiss on the first day
46:26shit and the agent celebrates success with kerrie katona's return i don't feel like i've had sex
46:35with palo i feel like i've been made love to it slow clap it's got a lot quicker than that
46:40as our
46:42celebs you never get spots i never really get them but i've got one under the skin this is the
46:46flirting that they were training you to do go i've got like a skin disease it looks nice dating are
46:54you
46:54going to find love um well that's the plan to find the next person really so are you the next
46:58person
46:58the next person
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