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00:00Previously on celebs go day in the class of 2026 were thrust into their very first mixer
00:08Right first of all who's gay and who's not and with the agents watching on from their love bunker
00:14David is having a mop. Yes
00:16It was a confident start for David Pottsy
00:19Get again, okay there
00:21Get there
00:24And Lucinda
00:25How are you feeling? Yeah, I'm loving life. Do you like the vibes? I like good vibes
00:28But one person who wasn't feeling the vibes was Pro-G
00:32Aka no vibes Steven with a ph two things. I don't fare very well with group enthusiasm for socializing
00:39Yeah
00:40Yeah, and Colleen wasn't in the mood for mixing either. Are you very nervous? Yes
00:47And turtleneck big boy Jay Haskell was failing to impress as well
00:55No
00:56This is really bad dude's got no game no chat and when we left Gabby she was having a big
01:03sweaty freak-out
01:05Okay, where do I go now?
01:07This is daunting. Oh, I don't know what's going on here with Gabby
01:11I feel like
01:12Am I talking to too many people's confusing me so stressed that she don't know what to do
01:23I think I might go another word. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
01:35Gabby, what's up? I'm so stressed. I can hear I can hear so I've just darted out to see you.
01:40What's happened?
01:41I just
01:42I'm very overwhelmed
01:43Okay
01:45The mixer is very intimidating. I've never had to walk into a room and talk to as many guys as
01:51possible
01:51Normally they talk to me, so I feel like backdooring it getting on my sofa with my dog and not
01:57talking to anyone
01:58Breathe it out. You've had some really good chats already. Yeah, but I'm still
02:03You've got the confidence got the external confidence. Let's build that inner confidence now. Okay. I think go with your
02:08butt
02:08What is your gut telling you now?
02:11Stop fannying around excellent, so let's not fannying about you are Gabby, right and you are hot shit
02:19My friends always hear to me you're Gabby Alan
02:23Go get your man
02:26See you on the side
02:27Okay, you know what Anna's race. I'm gonna grow a pair
02:31I'm gonna get the confident boots on and I'm gonna go in there and show them what I've got
02:36Well Gabby effing Alan sod the boots you need to get your skates on because what the celebs don't know
02:41is that the agents are brewing up one big old twist
02:44At the end of this mother
02:48Well, what is it Paul?
02:50The twist is at the end of the mixer the celebrities will pick just one person that they will be
02:55spending
02:56A lot of time with
02:57It won't just be a date. We are skipping right to the mini vacay stage as we're whisking them away
03:04abroad
03:05Holy cow Brundog. I did not see that coming. How do you guys dream this stuff up absolute trailblazers
03:12It is so good. Well done Paul. Yeah, yeah, I need to drink ace up anybody anybody will somebody get
03:19Gabby Alan a drink and
03:21Someone else with a right thirst on is Lucinda who's working the room tapping up all the hot young dudes
03:26and this guy
03:27You are outrageous
03:29Me?
03:30Look at that moustache
03:32What is this? What's your name?
03:36Sorry, I'm Steve. G'day Steve. I'm loving your style. I'm Lucinda
03:39I'm intrigued by Steve. I love his outfit, the dapperness, the decadence, the ridiculous moustache. I want to get to
03:48know him
03:48You want to grab on to the, you know, the moustache handlebars
03:51Oh, don't touch it. You can whenever you like. You can touch if you want. You are outrageous. I love
03:58her
03:58Lucinda is naughty. Her body language is like
04:03Penetrating like she is showing interest. I'll get called
04:07Monopoly man. Oh, yeah, you're a good Monopoly man. I get called the guy off go compare. Okay. Yeah, various
04:15But you really are not
04:17I said don't touch it. Oh god
04:22So as Lucinda strokes his tip
04:25Across the bar potsy's got his own stash as he's collected a bevy of men who are all vying for
04:30a place on his upper lip
04:31Hello. Oh, here we go. There you go. Oh, Gideon is
04:36Giving David a gift. That's a bold move. It is guys. Are you taking note? I've got a present
04:45There you go. Okay. You did it right on the label Gideon. I'm so sorry. That could have been for
04:50anyone
04:50That'll save you two quid at card factory
04:52Right
04:55It's a picture of your future husband, so it's important to take notes
05:00I think it's bold to bring somebody a present to a mixer. I feel like one of my love language
05:05is receiving gifts
05:07Until you realize what the gift is
05:10Asking for my job. Oh, who's this muscly hunk trying to muscle in on giddy's moment?
05:15I mean, you're very fashionable. Maybe something in fashion. I'm a firefighter
05:20Is it?
05:21He explains the safety goggles and that's game over for you Gideon fireman don't ask me take my hose out
05:29So if I just burst into flames at any time you can put me out. I would take my hose
05:33out then
05:34Well, someone call 999. No, not for the fire brigade to extinguish David. There's an emergency at the bar
05:41We've got a panic situation at four o'clock
05:43Stephen with a ph is being surrounded by a cluster of beautiful women. What are you looking for in a
05:48lady?
05:50I don't know the answer to that. Yeah, yeah
05:53I don't I'm just yeah, no expectations. No preconceived ideas. I mean you must have like a type right or
05:59a preference
06:00Come on, Steve. You must like something
06:02Is there any one where you're like oh again?
06:05No, this is new, but I don't know what I can offer
06:07But I think that's a step in a different direction if not the right one
06:12Come on mate. They're loving you. Embrace it
06:15He's just being interviewed by multiple women at the moment and he's like holy shit
06:19Maybe I need to just encourage him to pull more people to the side. I think it's now time to
06:24gently encourage
06:27Gorgeous girls asking you loads of questions. What could be wrong with that? I'll tell you what there's way too
06:32much noise
06:32I'm completely overstimulated and I don't know if this is owing to me being neurodivergent, but what I'm thinking is
06:38get me out of here
06:40We'd love to see you do more one-on-ones
06:42Okay, because we notice is that you're in a lot of group scenarios
06:46Yeah, but if you're one-on-one you might be able to explore a little bit more about the person
06:51because that will allow you
06:53To fully vet if they're the right person to decide on. Okay. Yeah
06:58All right cool as our resident g pcb g's up big pro g
07:02Jesus gabby's found man mounting degy at the bar long boy
07:07Does anything get you spicy? What do you mean by spicy? Like just something that like what makes you tick
07:13Music
07:14No, I play the piano
07:15Do you?
07:16But I had a few lessons when I was younger, but it just didn't maybe my fingers are too short
07:22Oh my god
07:24It's like double the size
07:25So as gabby tries to get hold of degy's digits
07:29Across the bar rugby man lump james haskell is about to tackle another group of ladies
07:34I love living over here. What do you do? I'm a model. I do modeling
07:37All right, so have a day. Yeah, yeah
07:38I was built for a mixer. I love chatting. I played in front of big crowds both DJ and rugby
07:44I was made to chat and socialize. I hope people are taking notes on this one
07:49What about you grace? What are you?
07:50I own a cellar
07:51Someone told me that I need botox
07:53Oh, I don't have a build day or not
07:55Would you? Would you?
07:56What?
07:57I haven't got more of a thought. I've got an eight head
07:59We could start that
08:00I always embrace mine. I like the way I have a balloon
08:02I know. Oh god
08:04Please if I said you won the lottery or or there's been an explosion I wouldn't
08:09I wouldn't know the difference you're like
08:12James has given me like drunk dude at a bar vibes
08:16Or as Anna also calls them easy pickings
08:19This is bad
08:20It's bad
08:20I mean Haskell you're gonna have to do better than that
08:23I'm gonna walk around here go I was I was sandwiched between two men then I was all right
08:28Oh no, we're not you sorry
08:29Oh god
08:31I'll just go then I think I'll just leave
08:33So as turtlenecks jaskill retreats like a turtle head in a service station toilet
08:38Popping her head out proudly at the other end of the bar is daytime chat queen colleen nolan
08:43If I went on a first date with someone who's paying I would think I would want him to pay
08:49But after that
08:51Then it's 50-50
08:53And colleen's loose patter seems to have caught the attention of joel at the bar curtains
08:58I'm just looking for someone with a pulse
08:59I don't care how much money they've got
09:01You have a pulse you want to have a drink?
09:03Puddin?
09:03You want to have a drink?
09:04Yeah
09:06Oh dear poor joel right he's trying he's attempting he's doing everything to get colleen's attention
09:12She's giving him nothing right he's trying to get her a drink
09:16She's not even acknowledging it and she actually needs another drink
09:21I
09:22I
09:23Can tell like gabby
09:25Gabby's hot
09:26Well like a drink yeah another one
09:29Yes, yes
09:31What is it?
09:32Do you have to pay for it?
09:33Right
09:33Yeah
09:33Oh good
09:34No no no fine
09:36We haven't got any money with this
09:39Pauline is not a rude lady or anything
09:41No
09:41She's a very sweet lady
09:43But I think
09:43I think what we've seen in this very short time already getting to know her is that she lacks so
09:49much self-confidence
09:51One of us needs to talk to her
09:52Leave it a minute paul
09:53The poor geezer's finally got her to the bar for a one-on-one give him a chance
09:58But over in the corner it looks like p-dogs pearls of wisdom are paying off though because pro-g
10:03has progressed to a little sit-down meet up with rafina
10:06What's wrong for you?
10:08I'm a dental hygienist
10:09Oh yeah
10:09Amazing
10:10Yeah
10:10Yeah I need to see my hygienist
10:14I'm off duty today so don't ask me any teeth
10:16Cool okay yeah
10:17No I wasn't about to ask you to look at my teeth
10:19Far from it
10:20Yeah
10:20Sexy
10:21So as Stephen with a ph tries to hide the gaping cavity that is his flirting skills
10:26Dr. T's emerged from her spy hole
10:28Colleen
10:28Oh
10:29Hello
10:29My queen
10:30To give Colleen's chat a polish and hopefully make her shine
10:33Hello
10:34How are you feeling?
10:35I'm so old school
10:36I've just never done this
10:37Well a lot of people have never done this
10:40No but I mean normally you would go to a bar or whatever a club
10:43And a guy would come up and go I've been looking at you and I think you're really
10:46And that's how it would start
10:47But this feels like the other way around
10:49I mean this is so ridiculous it's not in my psyche I'm afraid
10:53I grew up you know in an age where you didn't chat guys up they came to you
10:58You stood at the bar giving it all this and they go do you want a drink?
11:01I want a dance
11:02Now I'm having to do it
11:03But did you notice someone did come up to you and even offered you a drink
11:08Oh that guy
11:08But you completely dismissed him because you were working in a group
11:12I know but do you want to go do you want to go talk to him one-on-one
11:16Someone's interested he's trying to talk to you
11:18I don't know he seems very shy and he's just not giving me anything
11:22I mean I haven't got oh he's really attractive
11:24I'll give him a chance Colleen the poor bastard's just shelled out nine quid for your rum and coke
11:29Perhaps not interested right away but through chatting and remain open-minded and curious
11:38Maybe you'll learn something about him that you find attractive
11:41Okay
11:42So maybe go get a drink from Joel and say would you like to go on a quick chat?
11:47Take a deep breath
11:49And a little chimmy
11:53Oh my god this is my idea of absolute hell
11:57Why am I putting myself through this?
12:00Remain open-minded and curious
12:01Oh god
12:03Coming up
12:06I feel like a ballerina
12:07Colleen dives deep
12:09I've had a couple of electric shocks and they hurt me
12:11So you decided to be a plumber?
12:13Yeah rather get wet
12:14Ooh
12:15And James has a blast from the past
12:18As a woman I have so much to give but I feel like you ruled me out
12:22I'm not sure if the energy you gave me was like that you were looking to date
12:25Oh take me to the litter tray and let me scratch and squat
12:29Meow
12:37Bring me up
12:44Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
12:46Where the celebs are plunged up to their privates in our dating pool
12:49Otherwise known as The Mixer
12:51Lucinda's getting hands-on with the lads and their dads
12:55I feel like we should huddle
12:57This is more James Haskell's area isn't it
13:00And speaking of James
13:01The big fella seems to be caught in something of a conversational car crash
13:05Can you drive?
13:07Yes
13:07Oh nice
13:08What about you?
13:09Oh nice
13:10Oh and following her Dr T talking to a reluctant Colleen is getting to know Joel
13:16Who's been desperate to get her attention
13:18I'm Joel and you're Colleen
13:20Yes
13:21Lovely to meet you
13:22And you
13:22Joel you're finally having a drink with an actual Nolan sister
13:26Don't blow it mate you've got this
13:27How's it going?
13:29It's okay it's all right
13:30You seem quite quiet compared to everyone else
13:33Err
13:34A little bit of a whirlwind
13:35A little bit of both
13:37Yeah
13:37I like to warm up
13:40I like to warm up
13:41A lot of people watch
13:46Okay okay
13:47Nervy start from Joel
13:48Let's crank it up a bit though
13:49Come on
13:50Find a bit of common ground
13:52So er
13:52I'm a plumber
13:54All right
13:55That's my trade
13:55I like doing that
13:57A plumber's a great job
13:58You can never get a plumber
14:00Plumber's an electrician
14:01I've had a couple of electric shocks
14:02And they hurt
14:05So you decided to be a plumber
14:07Yeah I've had to get wet
14:08That's more like it
14:09A bit kinky
14:10Oh right
14:11He wasn't flirting
14:12Come on Joel
14:13I'm quite lucky what I do
14:15Is er
14:16Most of the refurbishments and stuff like that
14:18I don't know if I've got toilets anymore
14:20I do not
14:21Yeah I've got the problem to do that
14:24But there is a good trick though
14:26It'll save you a lot of money
14:27Yeah
14:27Shit in the garden
14:29Works for me
14:30You get a dustbin liner
14:32And a string mop
14:33You put the string mop inside the dustbin liner
14:35Then you just plunge the toilet
14:36And then lets it down
14:42Nine times out of ten
14:43Not 100%
14:44But might save me a few quid
14:48Yeah
14:51And nine times out of ten
14:52Telling Colleen Nolan
14:53How to plunge a stubborn turd out of her U-bend
14:55Will not get you a date
14:59It's lovely to have a private chat with you
15:01Yeah
15:03Thank you
15:04Thank you
15:05Get yourself a drink
15:05Yeah I will do
15:06Oh nice one
15:07Dr T
15:08But honestly I don't think it's going to be Joel
15:11That's going to be plunging my pipes
15:12Thank you very much
15:14As Colleen struggles to make a connection
15:16Let's see if Captain Shitsha has upped his game
15:19So what do you do?
15:20I'm a PT
15:20Oh, that's where?
15:22Erm, I do it from home
15:23Okay
15:24Where's home?
15:25Er, that's home
15:26I've lived there like
15:27When I met my girl's dad
15:28Okay
15:29That's when I moved there for him
15:30So you've got a kid?
15:31Yeah, two kids
15:32Oh nice
15:32Two girls, yeah
15:33I've got a three year old
15:34Have you?
15:35Yeah, yeah, yeah
15:35What's the one in age?
15:36She's there, she's there, so good
15:37Oh, this seems to be going well Husky
15:40Don't screw it up
15:41Have you got a party Chess?
15:42For fuck's sake
15:44I am literally like talentless
15:46Really?
15:47Nudes got no game
15:48No chat
15:49I think we've identified James' brother
15:53I'm going to go and sell each house
15:54It's really nice to meet you
15:55I'll see you again soon
15:56Look at yourself
15:57James is a good guy
15:58But you know what?
15:59Is he playing at his peak performance?
16:01Hell no
16:01And we need to call him out on this
16:04I cannot see him die any longer
16:07It's a turtle leg
16:08Are you a turtle leg, mate?
16:10It's a bit warm in here, isn't it?
16:11Yeah, yeah
16:11And the intervention can't come soon enough
16:14As the big fella's literally crashing and burning
16:16It's a bit hot
16:45So, oh hello ladies, how are you?
16:47I'm going to turn your whole life story out
16:48Yeah
16:48But if I just start to find out a little bit more about them
16:51Yeah
16:52All right, perfect
16:52All right
16:52Yeah
16:53Yeah, not a great start
16:55I've been told my chat is absolute shithouse
16:58Which is shocking to the very core
17:00As I thought I was doing all right
17:02Meanwhile, following her earlier wobble
17:04Hi guys
17:05How are you?
17:06How are you doing?
17:07A perked up Gabby has followed the links Africa Central
17:09To neck tattooed bearded bros, James and Carl
17:12How are you?
17:13Yeah
17:13I'm all right
17:14Yeah
17:15Kind of nervous
17:16Yeah
17:16A little bit
17:17It's just a weird scenario, isn't it?
17:21Yeah, it is weird scenario
17:21We all feel the same
17:22Yeah
17:23Are you, do you live in London or do you live in Wales?
17:27I've got a gym, like I own a boxing gym in Durham, like in Newcastle
17:30Oh, is it?
17:31Yeah
17:32I've never done actual boxing
17:33Well, I've done a bit of boxing
17:34Just like boxing classes
17:35But I've done Mai Tai
17:36I love Mai Tai and my Chinese and my Indian and my fish and chips
17:40So is that what you do on the day today? You've got a boxing gym?
17:42Yeah, so I do, well, so on the night time I've got like 100 kids members
17:47And then through the day I saw like box fit women's and men and stuff like that
17:52Classes and stuff, yeah
17:53Ever get the feeling you're not really adding much, James?
17:56Well, it's nice to meet you
17:57Yeah, I do
17:57I'm going to go talk to some other victim
18:00Bye
18:00See you in a bit
18:02Bye
18:02For someone who was so nervous walking in, she's really thrown herself into this
18:08She is more confident, more comfortable
18:10Also, her body looks banging in that dress
18:14Following the agent's pep talk to kill his shit talk, James is taking a walk with PT Scarlett
18:19Come on, Turtle Boy, you've got this
18:50Do you like going out for a party or not?
18:51My brain, which is saying get deep, don't be surface, improve your chat, which I will
18:57Now you basically came to this and said, listen, stop asking for common denominator stuff
19:01And I was like, look, this is some key chat
19:03Serious, serious stuff we need to know
19:05We do need to know
19:06Yeah
19:07So what, um, so, like, come on
19:09Go on, you tell me what you're looking for
19:11Someone who wasn't made by Richard Madeley's knob
19:15Okay, so for me, I think somebody who's like settled, who's got their own job, got their own vibe, they're
19:22smart
19:24They look after themselves, and I think somebody that you could just talk with and laugh with
19:30I think it's really important
19:31And kids is a great level, like, it doesn't matter how smart you think you are
19:34Having kids young, you're like, that's, that's carnage
19:38Yeah, it is
19:38It's much better in a one-on-one situation
19:42Seems to be doing well
19:43Yeah, it doesn't look awkward
19:45With James finally tackling some proper chat, Stephen with a PH is getting stuck into another sofa chat with content
19:51creator Tink
19:52The hair, talk to me
19:55I've dyed my hair ever since I was, like, 14
19:57I feel like, same as tattoos, it's like a creation of yourself, isn't it?
20:04Um, Stephen, with a PH
20:07How old have you been, you got your first tattoo?
20:11That's intricate work
20:12Yeah, my dinosaurs
20:14I'm, like, obsessed with anything that's, like, got deep meaning to it
20:18So what would be the meaning behind the dinosaurs?
20:22That they existed so long ago
20:26Yeah
20:26Okay, well, let's move on
20:30Hi, gorgeous, how are you?
20:32As Stephen and Tink Tank
20:34Should we have a seat?
20:35It's now Lucinda's turn to size up Mega Man Deji
20:38Like, need to make most of my time
20:41Yeah, of course
20:41And get to know who's here
20:44I would say Lucinda has won this mix
20:46Oh, for sure
20:47It is not a competition
20:48It's not a competition
20:49But she has won
20:50Tell me about you
20:51What's your jam in the world?
20:53I've been playing basketball for a long time
20:55You have got the perfect physique
21:25Perfect bodyguard
21:27And just measure our height
21:28Yeah, yeah, we can
21:29I want to see where you come up onto me
21:32Back-to-back or
21:33What do you want to do?
21:35Well, I mean, front-to-front is probably too soon
21:37Or back-to-back
21:38Back-to-back, back-to-back
21:39I would say front-to-front
21:41I would say front-to-front
21:41Cheeky boy
21:42No, no, no, like that
21:43Oh, like that?
21:45Oh, yeah
21:46Oh, yeah
21:47That feels pretty good
21:50I'm being cheeky
21:52Oh, my God, you are massive
21:56I am
21:56But it's fabulous
21:58I actually reckon we would go off on the dance floor
22:04I feel like a ballerina
22:05Oh, they're going for it
22:07Look at Lucinda on the other side dancing
22:09She's on bloody stringy over here
22:11Oh, my gosh
22:11Thank you
22:14It was so lovely to talk to you
22:16This is by far the best I've ever seen
22:23Coming up
22:24Things are hotting up for David
22:26What are you looking for?
22:27It's not all about me
22:28It's all about you
22:28Come on
22:29I am looking for a sexy bastard
22:31Who is going to sweep me off my feet
22:34That sounds like me
22:35And Colleen has to make a big decision
22:38Colleen, please step forward
22:40Holy mother
22:41Is she going to take the plunge
22:43Or shit in her own garden?
22:56Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
22:58Where the class of 26 are still getting up to speed
23:01At this mixing lark
23:02James has had a reality check
23:04We're going to be honest with you, James
23:06Yeah
23:06Okay
23:06It's not going great
23:08It's not
23:09I've been told my chat is absolute shit house
23:12Colleen's had an awkward start
23:14No thanks to Flush Gordon over there
23:15You put the trim on the side of the dustbin liner
23:17And you just plunge the toilet
23:19And then it lets it down
23:24Lucinda's still teacher's pet
23:26That feels pretty good
23:29By far the best I've ever seen
23:32David's in his element
23:34I'm a firefly, Charlie
23:35Is it?
23:37And Gabby fucking Allen has finally found her groove
23:41Hi guys
23:41Hi
23:42How are you?
23:42Nice to meet you
23:43Nice to meet you
23:44But they all better get a shift on
23:46Because what they don't know is
23:47There's a twist
23:48At the end of the night
23:49They've got to pick someone
23:50To take a broad with them
23:52Oi!
23:54But first let's check in on Stephen
23:56Who's taken Paul's advice
23:57A bit literally
23:58And hasn't moved from the sofa
24:00You have really nice eyes by the way
24:01I struggle with compliments
24:02But thank you
24:02They always dart everywhere
24:04And I apologise
24:05I'm constantly taking in
24:07What's going on
24:07You're an observer
24:09That's fine
24:09That's a really nice way
24:11Of putting it
24:12But someone whose eyes
24:14Are firmly on the prize
24:15David's locked in
24:16On his search for Mr. Right
24:18When's your birthday?
24:19Fourth of May
24:20Oh my god
24:21What a
24:22I'm the 5th of May
24:23No
24:24No
24:26Wow
24:26Wow
24:28Oh that is weird
24:29That is so weird
24:30That is really weird
24:32Really really weird
24:33Oh my god
24:34That's so weird
24:35David and David
24:36Light in common
24:38This looks good
24:39Hang on
24:40Who's this smooth bastard
24:41Sweeping in on Colleen
24:43I'm going to have a little chat
24:44With you
24:44I'm going to have a little chat
24:45Yeah come on
24:46Nicely done mate
24:47Well done
24:48I like this guy
24:49You have a seat
24:49I love
24:51I get what Dr. T means
24:53I mean I think I do need to
24:54Sit down and start chatting to people
24:56Just to see if there's anything there
24:58At the end of the day
24:59I'd just like to meet
25:01A lovely man
25:02That's great to talk to
25:03That's funny
25:05Erm
25:06I mean is that too much
25:07To ask for
25:08Come on tell me about yourself
25:09What do you want to know?
25:11Err
25:11What do you do for a living?
25:13Err I'm in media
25:14Oh
25:15Yeah
25:16What about you?
25:17I like to keep myself to myself
25:21I ask her to do two things
25:23Go on
25:23Be curious
25:24And flirty
25:25We can tell that advice
25:26Was given
25:27And has been received
25:28Because actually I have to say
25:29She's definitely improved
25:30Where are you from?
25:32Originally I'm from Leicester
25:33Oh yeah?
25:34Yeah but I live in Essex
25:36Where's everyone in Essex?
25:38What's going on in Essex?
25:38Oh I was in the army so
25:42How old are you?
25:4351
25:43Are you really?
25:45Are you lying?
25:46No I am
25:47Are you?
25:48Yeah
25:48Wow
25:50I thought you were a lot younger
25:51Yeah yeah yeah
25:52I am really enjoying chatting to Steve
25:56He's making me laugh
25:57And this is really nice
25:58Do you feel like I'm interviewing you?
26:00Are we on Loose Women?
26:02Are we on the sofa like that?
26:03I mean it's here
26:04This is a flirt
26:05What do I do?
26:06Oh show me bro
26:08I love the notion
26:09Do you know what I mean?
26:10Two drinks in
26:10I'm flashing my bra
26:11I don't mess around
26:13Fuck off
26:15He likes it
26:17Oh my god
26:18This has been lovely
26:19Well yeah
26:20I think it has
26:21I really enjoyed it actually
26:22Genuinely
26:23It's been great to meet you
26:23And it's been lovely to meet you
26:25Thank you
26:25Are you sure we'll see each other again?
26:27Cheers
26:27Oh handshake
26:29Oh
26:30I love that
26:31He's a really nice handsome man
26:33And it's boosted her confidence
26:35Thank you
26:36See you soon
26:37That was an intervention
26:39100%
26:40Yeah
26:40I intervened
26:42Well you were just pushing
26:43Jobby Joel to Joel on her too
26:44Dr. T
26:46Plunge
26:46Are your chats going alright?
26:48Is there anybody that's like
26:50Tickled your pickle yet?
26:51I got nervous around
26:52The one in the beige
26:53And that means that I kind of fancy him
26:54Because I didn't
26:56I didn't look at a lot of words
26:57Oh god he's just looked at us
26:59Oh god he's just looked at us
27:01Oh god was that on top
27:02Do you reckon you knew we were talking about him?
27:03Yeah
27:04Thanks for that
27:05Thanks
27:06Right seeing Gabby in action
27:08It's given me a bit of inspiration
27:10She's found someone she likes
27:12Now it's my turn
27:14It's time for me to slide down my fireman's pole
27:17And have a nice chat with Thomas
27:20Okay talk to me about your type then
27:22What's your vibe
27:22I honestly haven't got a type
27:23Okay
27:24I always in my life going with the people
27:26Who are not my type
27:26And they're kind of growing me
27:28So
27:28Okay
27:28I've been single for the last two years
27:31Right
27:31Because I came out from a long relationship
27:33Okay
27:33Which was eight years
27:34David really listens
27:37And he's licking his lips
27:41You know what that means
27:42When someone truly listens
27:43And also licking their lips at the same time
27:46It's done deal
27:47Unless it's my dog
27:48In which case it means
27:49He's just done a shit on the kitchen floor
27:51What you're looking for
27:52Because it's not all about me
27:52It's all about you
27:53Come on
27:53I am looking for a sexy bastard
27:56Who is going to sweep me off my feet
27:59Aren't we all?
28:00That sounds like me
28:00In a nutshell
28:02So how long have you been a fireman for?
28:03I've been a firefighter for about
28:07Close to five years
28:08I think four or five years
28:08Is this what the uniform looks like?
28:10You want to see me in my uniform now?
28:12Of course I want to see you in the uniform
28:14I'll just set this place on fire
28:16And you can just run in with your big holes
28:18And put it all out
28:19I'm pretty sure he says not to do that
28:21In our risk assessment
28:22We love it
28:23We love it
28:24But before David gets the chance
28:26To slide down Thomas' pole
28:28Looks like the Brundog's incoming
28:29All right guys
28:30If I could get your attention
28:31If I could get your attention
28:33They could have done with him on the Titanic
28:35Datees on this side
28:37Celebs on this side
28:38So commanding
28:41This has been quite the exercise
28:42Our celebs have really highlighted
28:44Exactly what we need to do
28:46Now it's time for their first
28:48Really big decision
28:49Of this entire process
28:51Acting with respect and diplomacy
28:53Can they put their own dating journey first?
28:56It's not an easy job for the people pleasers
28:59Okay celebrities
29:00Listen up
29:01Whoever you choose
29:02To date this evening
29:04Yes
29:07Will in actual fact
29:09Yes
29:10Be coming with you
29:12Where Anna where?
29:16To
29:16The Bahamas
29:18Fiji
29:19The Maldives
29:20Tenerife
29:22Oh si senor
29:24Mantequila
29:24No way
29:26Oh my god
29:29Abroad
29:30Straight away
29:31Yes
29:32That is a lot
29:33You don't know the half of it
29:35You're on the 6am out of Luton
29:37And no speedy boarding
29:38So the stakes just got
29:40Seriously higher
29:42Who wants to go to Spain?
29:45Now if you've had conversations with James
29:48Please step forward
29:51James was busy
29:52Yeah
29:53Just imagine the crush
29:54If they'd known a free holiday
29:56Was on the cards
29:57Alright so James
29:58Who caught your attention?
30:01Yes
30:02Scarlett did
30:02She's obviously very beautiful
30:04She's got two kids
30:05So obviously understands
30:06That kind of family aspect
30:07She's PT
30:08Scarlett would you say
30:10There was
30:10A little bit of a spark
30:11Between you and James?
30:13I hope so yeah
30:15This is really good
30:16This is really good
30:17So Carmen
30:17What was your feedback on James?
30:19You're a bit shy
30:20Shy?
30:21I think it came after
30:22The party trick though
30:23Didn't it?
30:23Yeah
30:23Good trick though
30:24Reminder anyone?
30:27Okay
30:28Well done
30:28Well done
30:30Did you see the trick?
30:31It was hardly subtle Paul
30:33Oh god yeah
30:33I saw it yeah
30:34Yeah I got a little bit hot under my collar
30:35If I'm honest here
30:36Easily done under that collar
30:37Alright so James
30:39You also went on a date
30:41With Kitten
30:42Yes
30:42Straight off the back of the opening dinner party
30:44James was sent on a date with Kitten
30:46Wow
30:47You a good driver?
30:48I don't drive
30:49I have driving lessons for two years
30:51Right
30:51And I just couldn't do it
30:52But they said that the only person worse than me
30:54Didn't speak English
30:56Kitten
30:57If you can come on down for us please
30:59There she is
31:00Hi
31:00How are you doing?
31:01How are you?
31:02Good to see you
31:02How are you?
31:03How are you doing?
31:04Good thank you
31:04James
31:05You have a big decision to make
31:07Yes
31:08Are you going to date one of these lovely ladies
31:11That you've met today at the mixer?
31:13Yeah
31:13Or
31:14Would you like to see Kitten again?
31:18I've got to choose now
31:20If you could mate
31:21I've got Ryan Aaron old
31:22Who would you like to bring with you to Tenerife?
31:30I mean look
31:34All the guys I spoke to
31:35I think we had an amazing time
31:36And I could spend time with all of you
31:39I'd like to choose Scarlet
31:43And do you want to come to Tenerife and date James again?
31:52Yes
31:57I'm really excited about my decision
31:59I'm looking forward to seeing her in Tenerife
32:01Sunshine
32:02Fun
32:03Sand
32:04Sea
32:04Romance
32:05Possibly
32:08Oh shit I forgot about Kitten
32:10Kitten
32:11You look a little disappointed
32:14Yeah I feel quite deflated
32:18During our day I really opened up
32:20And I feel like I told you quite a lot about myself
32:22And I didn't really get it back
32:24Kitten's claws are out
32:25Something that I wouldn't normally want to speak publicly about
32:27Is the fact that I don't drive
32:29Okay
32:30And I wouldn't usually talk about that on a first date either
32:33But I feel like you ruled me out
32:35Because I don't have a licence
32:37I'll be honest with you
32:37I completely forgot that that was one of the things
32:40I certainly would never have chosen someone
32:43Whether they can drive or not
32:46As a woman I have so much to give
32:48And unless I was like relying on you for lifts everywhere
32:50Someone should tell her about Uber
32:52I don't think that it should be a reflection
32:54Of what I have to give in a relationship
32:55Or as a woman or as a lover
32:59I really enjoyed talking to you
33:01But I just didn't feel there was that spark there
33:04I'm not sure if the energy you gave me
33:06Was like that you were looking to date though
33:08Well I'm sorry about that
33:09I'll have to take the feedback on
33:10And just go away and work on that
33:11Yeah that's all good
33:12Oh thank god that's over
33:15James you handled that quite well
33:17I'll take it yeah it's fine
33:19Just make sure you've all got your licences
33:20Otherwise
33:24Leave it Haskell
33:25You're outrageous
33:28Absolutely outrageous
33:30Colleen please step forward
33:31Holy mother
33:34Oh my god
33:35I thought talking to strangers
33:37Was going to be the hard part
33:38And now I'm being told
33:39I've got to pick one of these guys
33:41To take to Tenerife with me
33:42It's my idea of hell
33:44How did you find the mixer babe?
33:47Well when I first walked in
33:48I was so nervous
33:49And then two drinks in
33:51I was willing to date everyone
33:52You should see her after four
33:56She's not on loose women for nothing
33:58Gentlemen
33:59If you've spoken to Colleen tonight
34:01Please step forward
34:07See what I mean?
34:09Joel we noticed that you were having
34:11An interesting conversation with Colleen
34:12Would you care to share?
34:14I've got this Anna
34:14If you can't shift a jobby from the U-Bend
34:16Shove a mop down there
34:18That's about right Joel isn't it?
34:19Yeah
34:20Thanks man
34:21It was a good talk
34:23Mostly I talk to blokes at work
34:25When I'm on site
34:27So it's a bit of a change
34:28I don't go out that often anymore
34:29But it was lovely
34:31I really enjoyed talking to Colleen
34:32Very sweet
34:33Steve
34:33Yeah that's me
34:35How was your chat?
34:37You know what?
34:38When you sit down with someone
34:40And it's just
34:40It just flows
34:41And then it gets better
34:43As the time goes on
34:44Because you relax
34:45And when you relax
34:46It just gets easier
34:48Just like bouncing off each other
34:50It was nice
34:50Did I miss something?
34:52I thought you only chatted
34:53You've also spent time with Neil
34:56Neil
34:57Oh yeah
34:58Who can forget the most undecorated man
35:00In military history?
35:04Attention
35:05You know you see all these guys
35:06On Remembrance Day
35:07With a whole chest of medals
35:09I did 15 years
35:11I haven't got one goddamn medal
35:13Why are we crap?
35:17Neil how was your date
35:19With Colleen?
35:20Really fantastic
35:22There wasn't a single awkward pause
35:24It just seemed to flow
35:26And it was a really great first date
35:28Would you like to date Colleen again?
35:30I would love to go on a second date
35:32Come on Colleen
35:33Give the man a taste of victory
35:35For once in his life
35:36The decision is down to you
35:37Who would you like to bring with you
35:39To Tenerife?
35:41Neil is so so lovely
35:43But I can't go on a date with him
35:45Because I don't want him to hate me
35:47If I say no
35:49I've got to go with what I like
35:51And how I feel
35:54We did have such a lovely first date
35:57But then I met someone tonight
35:59Who I gelled with straight away
36:02And it felt like we could have just sat there for hours
36:05Just chatting away and laughing
36:06And that was
36:12Steve
36:14Is Steve who you would like to bring with you to Tenerife?
36:19Yes
36:20Would you like to accept?
36:25Steve?
36:28You're not going to turn a Nolan sister down are you?
36:36Are you?
36:38Oh don't you fucking dare Steve
36:49Welcome back
36:50And if you've just joined us
36:52Tell your bum old to pucker up
36:54Because a nervous Colleen
36:55Has just asked silky smooth talking man beauty Steve
36:58To go away with her
37:00To Tenerife
37:04When the big man's stalling
37:05Come on Steve
37:06What's it going to be?
37:07Would you like to accept?
37:11Steve?
37:16Steve?
37:18Yeah
37:19Oh thank you
37:20I would
37:21I'd like to explore
37:22What Colleen?
37:24Or sightseeing in the Canaries?
37:25I've heard there's a dormant volcano on offer
37:28You know what I mean?
37:29So now Neil
37:30How do you truly feel in this moment?
37:33Hey
37:33Look
37:35At the end of the day
37:37This is about two people being happy
37:39And if one person isn't into it
37:41Then that's the way it's got to be
37:42So I wish you all the best
37:44Thank you
37:45Give that man a medal
37:46No seriously
37:47Can someone actually give him a medal?
37:49He would really like it
37:51He feels left out
37:52I do feel so bad about letting Neil down
37:56He was so lovely
37:57But something just wasn't quite right for me
37:59And hopefully
38:01I'll find that more now with Steve
38:03Next up
38:04Is our lovely Lucinda Light
38:07Oh my gosh
38:08Oh my gosh
38:09Yay
38:11How did you find the mixer tonight?
38:13I'm a bit of a wet and wild woman
38:15So I've had a bit of splish splash on the dress
38:17Anyone got a mop?
38:19No?
38:19Get to work Jill
38:20But I did have a great time
38:22I just don't know who the hell I'm going to choose
38:25You did work the room like an absolute goddess
38:28Here's the question
38:29We noticed that when you walked in
38:30It was Steve P
38:31Though that you made a beeline to
38:33What drew you in?
38:34The style
38:36The outrageousness
38:37The wildness
38:38The moustache
38:40How would you describe
38:41Your time with Lucinda?
38:43Just fun
38:43The word I would describe Lucinda is fun
38:46Okay
38:46We noticed that you and Deji got close
38:48Some dancing
38:49Yeah
38:50Well you know
38:51Deji's a musician
38:52He's got rhythm in his soul
38:53And I like that
38:55You also had a date with Neil
38:58Should we do it?
38:59After a fancy fish supper and a couple of drinks
39:02Which despite starting like a 90s dial-up modem
39:05Um
39:06Yeah
39:07So it um
39:10Golf instructor Neil somehow got his balls out of the rough
39:13And managed to hole in one with a fishy lip lock
39:17I feel like
39:18I taste like ceviche
39:20Cold raw fish
39:24Neil welcome
39:25And actually we'd love to hear from you Neil about that date
39:28It was really enjoyable
39:29I'm slightly nervous I have to say
39:31I enjoyed it too
39:33It was lovely to have that little kiss at the end as well
39:37Ooh
39:39Neil invited me into a kiss
39:41And how could I say no?
39:42You've had a great mixer
39:43A wonderful date
39:44You've had a snog
39:45But of course now
39:46It's over to you
39:48Who would you like to bring with you
39:49To Tenerife?
39:53I
39:53Look this journey for me
39:55I do want to keep expanding and exploring
39:57And I am
39:59Absolutely tossing up
40:00Between the stashed ears
40:02What?
40:04And
40:04Tedji Wendji
40:07Unlucky Neil
40:08I'm in deep indecision
40:11Steve
40:12Tell us why
40:13You should be the one
40:14To come to Tenerife with her
40:17Basically it's going to be a one chance
40:19To get with the king of Hartford
40:22And if she lets it go
40:23It's not going to come again
40:25Strong pitch
40:26But Tedji what's your elevator pitch?
40:28So I feel like we bounced off each other
40:30The energy was flowing
40:31And yeah we have a lot in common
40:33I feel like we like to dance
40:34And we like to get along
40:35Two different men
40:36One decision
40:37Yes thanks Paul
40:39I think we got it
40:41I mean it's a bit of an impossible choice
40:43As hard as this decision is
40:45I think there's one
40:46I'm just fascinated by
40:48And I want to get to know more
40:50I mean Tedji you're devastatingly handsome
40:53And I would love to get a stepladder
40:55And climb up you
41:00Better book extra leg room for this guy
41:02Like I just have to follow my gut
41:05And say
41:08Steve
41:11Fucking hell
41:12Come on Steve
41:13Oh Captain Whiskers has made the cut
41:15Look at this guy
41:17Look at his style
41:18There's really something to grab hold of there
41:20Let's go
41:21How do you feel?
41:22I'm in shock
41:23I think we all are
41:24And just so we're super clear
41:25You accept
41:26100%
41:27The people of Hartford
41:29Will be celebrating tonight
41:30Neil
41:31How are you feeling right now?
41:33Bit deflated
41:36Come on mate
41:37You got a snog
41:37Thank you to all of you
41:39Wonderful gentlemen
41:40And Steve
41:40Best pack those budgie smugglers baby
41:46Next up
41:46We would love Stephen
41:49What am I supposed to do here
41:50This is all moving a bit too quickly
41:52For my liking
41:52So Tink
41:53How was your chat with our Stephen?
41:56Yeah I really enjoyed it
41:57Tamera
41:57He's very down to earth
42:00He's a great listener
42:01Brace me
42:02Rafina
42:02It was a friendly chat
42:04I don't know if there was anything else there
42:07Thank you
42:08But of course these ladies
42:09Aren't the only ladies
42:10That you've been chatting to
42:11You obviously went on
42:13A little meet up
42:14With the lovely Viv
42:15Are you a DJ?
42:16Yeah yeah I'm a DJ
42:18What kind of crowd do you play to?
42:19So I play everything
42:21Death metal
42:21Okay not quite everything
42:24It was really easy to talk to you
42:26And I do think like you're really respectful
42:29I just wasn't sure if you liked what you saw
42:31I mean I hope you
42:32I hope
42:33I hoped that you did
42:34But I had a really nice time
42:36And I think you're really lovely
42:38Yeah I really enjoyed our date
42:39Wow
42:40Me too
42:40Stephen
42:41This is a big decision
42:42That you have to make
42:43Yeah
42:46Who will it be?
42:48Lovely conversations were had
42:49I enjoyed talking to everyone
42:51This is really tough
42:52It's a free holiday
42:53With a pic of beautiful women
42:55It's hardly squid game
42:56Mate
42:57Do you know what
42:58In the sake of being authentic
43:01I don't think right now
43:02I want to go on
43:03A second meet up
43:04And I also don't think
43:06It would be fair to say
43:07I would like to go away with
43:10People that I've spoken to
43:11This evening
43:13What?
43:14He's not taking anyone?
43:16Single room for Stephen please
43:18Stephen we understand
43:20And we think that
43:22We can take this conversation
43:24And we can further this conversation
43:26In Tenerife
43:27Okay
43:28All together
43:32Gentlemen
43:33If you've spoken to Gabby tonight
43:35Please step forward
43:38Come on in guys
43:39Come on in
43:43This was a successful mixer for you
43:45Yeah
43:46Thanks
43:47Well let's not forget
43:48The major meltdown at the start
43:49But fair play
43:50She pulled it back
43:51It did seem like you had
43:52Quite a connection with Carl
43:53Did you enjoy getting to know her?
43:55Yeah
43:55I thought she was
43:56Obviously a beautiful girl
43:57We spoke about
43:58Like similar interests
43:59Good energy
44:00He was the first person
44:01That I was like
44:02Okay I'm interested in you
44:04Well hang on Gabs
44:05Let's not forget about
44:06Big Johnny
44:07Who turned up with Little Johnny
44:09Nobody's ever fetched you
44:10A goldfish
44:11No
44:13And some unusual banter
44:15Go on
44:15I'd suck a fart out of your arse
44:17Okay
44:18So
44:18Maybe we won't do that
44:20You watch out
44:22What's happening by
44:23You
44:25Yeah
44:25Yeah
44:25Stunning as always
44:27Aren't you
44:27Thank you
44:27How did you get on with Gabby?
44:28How I see it is
44:29Me and Gabby
44:30We're complete opposites
44:31But she's a lovely lass
44:32Sounds like you might be
44:33A bit of a keen bean
44:34As keen as mustard
44:35Me and my own
44:39All right
44:40Who would you like to bring with you to Tenerife?
44:44Hmm
44:45I'm thinking
44:46Who the hell am I going to choose?
44:49And I've got to spend a week with them
44:51I just have to go with
44:53Initial impressions
44:57So Carl
44:59I'd love to eat it
45:00Oh Johnny
45:04Johnny
45:04Do you want little Johnny back?
45:06Or do we get a chance to keep
45:07She can keep little Johnny?
45:08She can keep him
45:09I've got fucking thousands of fish
45:14With four dates secured
45:15Or one deferred
45:16It's just down to David now
45:18To partner up for a party in paradise
45:21I'm sweating
45:23I'm fucking sweating
45:24All right
45:25So first
45:25I want to go to Gideon
45:27Oh
45:27Okay
45:28How was your time with David?
45:30So I'd say introduction
45:31Great
45:31After that whole exchange
45:33You went round
45:35And asked every single person
45:36About themselves
45:36And kept skipping over me
45:38And I don't know
45:39If that was intentional
45:40But it came across as very rude
45:44And you can't spell rude
45:46Without you
45:47Oh shit
45:51Gideon's going in
45:52Do you know what it was?
45:53I think I was just so mesmerised
45:55By the present
45:56I feel like you didn't give me
45:57Your first shot
45:58And so
45:59There's a lot to offer
46:01You know
46:01I'm a part time witch
46:02Full time legend
46:03And overall gay icon
46:04Clock it
46:06I now know what I'm having
46:08On my gravestone
46:08Love that babes
46:10Oh Gideon
46:11You sneaky little diva
46:13Calling me out for being
46:16Rude
46:16Well
46:17I ain't gonna buy it honey
46:18This diva can handle herself
46:21Well I apologise
46:22That is definitely
46:23Never my intention
46:24I mean one thing
46:25I'm never is rude
46:26So massive apologies
46:31Well handled
46:33I'll think about it
46:35Think about what?
46:36Getting a laugh transplant
46:39Thomas
46:40You're like
46:41Crazy bunkers
46:42And I am crazy bunkers
46:43So that's like
46:44Like as a firefighter
46:45I've got responsibility
46:46You know
46:46To save you
46:47From falling
46:48Into the wrong person
46:49So just pick me
46:50Baby I'm on fire
46:54I'm not sure
46:54How crazy bunkers
46:55You want a fireman
46:56To be to be fair
46:57Now David
46:58You also went on
46:59A date with Mark
46:59I did yes
47:00David hooked up
47:02With pint sized Aussie Mark
47:03And made a good
47:04First impression
47:05Good day there
47:06I'm David
47:07I've come all the way
47:09Away from Bolton
47:10Up north
47:10How was that?
47:12That was pretty good
47:13Get in
47:15Unfortunately he had to fly back to Australia
47:17But he would like to go on another date with you
47:20You have to make a choice
47:30It would have to be Thomas
47:32Yes
47:33He's gone bonkers
47:35I'm quite speechless now
47:37I don't know what to say
47:37How about yes?
47:39Very nice
47:40Thank you very much
47:42I'm willing to say
47:47What Thomas?
47:48What?
47:51Not now Gideon
47:55Come on Thomas
47:56What's it going to be?
47:57Yeah well I'm saying yes
47:58Oh thank God
47:59Jesus Thomas
48:01Are you faster
48:02At putting a fire out
48:03Yeah don't keep
48:06Diva Dave hanging
48:07This guy hasn't even got time
48:08To put his trousers on
48:10Let alone hang around for you
48:12Thank you
48:13Getty
48:16Off on our jollies
48:20Tomorrow night
48:22The celebs land in Tenerife
48:24Wow
48:25Jesus Christ
48:26There's revelations
48:28I had sex
48:29At a festival
48:30Up a tree
48:32Reservations
48:32I just saw
48:34Something
48:34You won't fancy me
48:35And infatuations
48:37Like I fancy it
48:38But I think
48:39I'm going to need to break those
48:42As our celebs
48:43Oh
48:44I'm doing now
48:45He's drying his sweaty crack
48:47Off my beddy
48:47Go
48:48Are you pubically prepared for that?
48:51Dating
48:51Listen
48:52I'm down for daddy
48:53Not my daddy you're not
48:55He's got his heart set on Killeen