The Thin Blue Line is a classic British sitcom starring Rowan Atkinson as the hilariously clueless Inspector Raymond Fowler ππ Packed with absurd police station chaos, sharp British humor, and unforgettable characters, this comedy series became a fan-favorite for lovers of classic UK television.
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00:31Well, thank you, Patricia. That was lovely. Absolutely lovely.
00:35Your turn to make breakfast is always something of an adventure.
00:39I thought I'd try something a bit special.
00:41Well, indeed. A lesser woman would not even have attempted oeuf a la mayonnaise.
00:46Yes, and it almost worked, didn't it?
00:49Absolutely, absolutely.
00:51Apart, of course, for the absence of oeuf.
00:55I broke them all.
00:56And mayonnaise.
00:57Well, it purgled.
00:59But all in all, the most delicious plate of a la I've ever tasted.
01:04Now then, since we have a few moments to spare, let's have another bash at my lines.
01:08All right, but we'll have to hurry.
01:10Take it from the top of page 34.
01:16Avast, ye lubbers!
01:18Tis Pan and his lost boys come to board me.
01:22Swish, swish.
01:24You shall not murder Tinkerbell Hook.
01:27Think ye not?
01:28I'll keel-haul ye Peter Pan.
01:30Ha-ha!
01:32Ha-ha!
01:34It's awfully good.
01:36Very scary.
01:37Well, I feel scary.
01:39This will be my year, Patricia.
01:41At tonight's audition, I shall carry all before me.
01:43Well, you ought to.
01:44You're obviously the best.
01:46Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:47I'm afraid you'll end up playing the crocodile that swallowed a clock, as usual.
01:50Yes, that's true.
01:52Every year I've gone to the Peter Pan auditions and buckled my swash till my timbers shivered.
01:58And every year I've been presented with seven feet of green foam rubber and informed that my lines are tick
02:04and tock.
02:06Well, not this year, I can assure you.
02:08I have prepared fully.
02:11Swish, swish.
02:13The part of Captain Hook is mine.
02:17Well, I hope so.
02:18It makes me furious to see you passed over for lesser men.
02:22Last year I nearly turned in my tomahawk.
02:24No, no, no, you mustn't do that, Patricia.
02:26You make a wonderful red Indian maid.
02:28Oh, I don't think so.
02:30That silly little costume.
02:31My thighs are too fat.
02:33Patricia, what an absurd thing to say.
02:35Oh, you're just saying that to be nice.
02:37No, I'm not.
02:38I'm sure any number of Indian maids have fat thighs.
02:51Gaspeth Amateur Drama Society.
02:54What's all that, then?
02:55Fannying about in tights.
02:58No, Derek, we only fanny about in tights when we do Shakespeare.
03:02This concerns the annual pantomime.
03:05Robust singers required for the chorus.
03:08Interested?
03:09It sounds boring to me.
03:11I'd rather have a cup of tea in front of the telly.
03:13Well, of course you would, Derek.
03:14That is because you have the soul of an amoeba
03:16and the imagination of a pot noodle.
03:21You'd be bored watching Olivier play Hamlet.
03:23Well, I don't like football.
03:27Especially foreign teams.
03:30Well, it's their own.
03:31I'm sure you can't sing, anyway.
03:33When I gave my karaoke careless whisper on our last holiday,
03:38my wife wept.
03:43Derek, we require thespians, not yobs.
03:46You couldn't get a small roll in a bakery
03:49that loan justify a place in a major am-dram-panto.
03:54You just ain't got it, kid.
03:57Avast ye, lubbers!
03:59Ha-ha!
04:15So how did it go, dear?
04:19Treachery!
04:19Thy name is Gasforth Am-dram-sock.
04:23Who is going to play hook?
04:27Avast ye, lubbers!
04:30Tis Peter Pan and his lost boys come to board me.
04:34Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:35You should have seen me, Cray.
04:38They were all there.
04:41The snooty, snotty, toity, hoity, farty-arty,
04:47decaffeinated, fruit-flavoured, tea-bagged,
04:50semi-skinned cream of Gasforth Elite.
04:57Fowler was wearing leg warmers.
05:00Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:01Nah.
05:02The bloke stood there looking like a bird at an aerobics class.
05:07Fannying on about internal motivation.
05:10I said, rubbish, mate.
05:12All you have to do is shower.
05:16And I've got the part.
05:18The director said I was clearly a suppressed thespian.
05:22Oh, I mean, I'll smack them in the mouth.
05:28Oh, well, I mustn't grumble.
05:31I am to be Grimm's understudy.
05:33And I've been entrusted with the important,
05:35indeed pivotal role, of the crocodile.
05:40In many ways, a more challenging part.
05:47Patricia, I've got it!
05:50I'll try an accent!
05:52A Glaswegian, perhaps.
05:55Tuck-talk.
05:56Tuck-talk.
05:57Tuck-talk.
05:59Tuck-talk.
06:01Gemma.
06:05Oh, I don't know.
06:14Christmas Eve, ladies and gentlemen.
06:17Christmas Eve.
06:19Now, I realise, of course, that the yuletide shift
06:22denies those involved certain traditional treats.
06:25Not for us.
06:27The last-minute present wrapping.
06:29Carols round the tree.
06:30Grandpa smoking his pipe, enjoying a good rough shag.
06:37Constable Habib, have I said something amusing?
06:40No, sir.
06:41Perhaps you find all this talk of Christmas unsettling.
06:45I realise, of course, that this station is not a monoculture,
06:48and that you do not celebrate the season.
06:51Oh, no, sir.
06:52I think people of any culture and religion can respect the true meaning of Christmas.
06:56Ah, yes.
06:57Peace on earth and goodwill to all men.
06:59Well, yeah, that.
07:00And getting rat-faced and ending up with your head down the toilet.
07:05Well, in our case, all that must wait.
07:08Not for us the simple pleasures of Christmas.
07:10Sherry, chestnuts, father bringing home a big fat bird
07:14and telling mum to stuff it.
07:18Sounds like a right old rave up at your home, sir.
07:24Now, I have, as usual, purchased a Christmas tree,
07:27which will be set up in the reception area.
07:31You are, of course, all welcome to hang your own personal balls on you.
07:38Constable Habib, are you ill?
07:46Bar, please, Kevin.
07:52Get up.
07:57Oh.
07:59I love Christmas.
08:01I can never sleep, so I have to get up,
08:02but then I get so excited I have to have a lie down again,
08:04which is so silly, isn't it?
08:08So exciting.
08:10I have been thinking all year about giving you one,
08:12and now I'm going to.
08:15That's a present, I know.
08:16I've got some brilliant presents for people.
08:19But, Maggie, I've got the best one for you.
08:22Oh, Kevin.
08:23That's really sweet of you.
08:24But I wish you hadn't.
08:25I haven't got you anything.
08:27Maggie, I didn't give you a present because I wanted one back.
08:30I never even thought about you getting one for me.
08:33Well, that's all right, then.
08:42And I got a special present for Inspector Fowler.
08:45I wanted to get him something really special, you know,
08:47just to show how much I appreciate him.
08:49And what did you get him, then?
08:51A punch or a packet.
08:52And I bought Maggie some lingerie.
08:56What's lingerie?
08:58Posh pants.
09:00Like your undies, only more expensive.
09:03Hummels, you mean.
09:06That's an excellent present.
09:08Yes, it can get very nippy up your kai by these long nights.
09:12Frank, he's talking about lingerie, which is French for fwoar.
09:20Yes, that's right.
09:22Got us some silky knickers.
09:23Split crotch?
09:24Well, I hope not.
09:25Only bought them this morning.
09:29Dead sexy.
09:30Knickers and a bra.
09:31I was that embarrassed buying them.
09:33I had to say they were for me.
09:36There's only one set of underwear you want to give her, mate.
09:39Yours.
09:40You'll itch up your boxes and say,
09:42there's a wrapping doll, the presents inside.
09:44Ha-ha.
09:44Ha-ha.
09:46Ha-ha.
09:47Ha-ha.
09:51Ha-ha.
09:53I think I'm going to be sick.
09:56Oh, it's all right, son.
09:59You know, fellas that talk about it most do it least.
10:02I know.
10:04I talk about it all the time.
10:07And I haven't had any sense the days of Harold Wilson.
10:12I never knew you had a gay relationship.
10:16What are you talking about?
10:18This bloke Harold Wilson you were having it with.
10:21Kevin, he was a prime minister.
10:28I'm climbing.
10:30And you an ordinary copper.
10:31You did do well.
10:39It's always a very special moment, I think,
10:42when one installs the station Christmas tree.
10:45It hasn't got any foliage, sir.
10:47Looks like it's been napalmed.
10:50Well, it did have foliage
10:51before I attempted to extract it
10:54from the Christmas market scrummage.
10:56People run mad at this time of year.
10:59Mind you, you can understand it.
11:00Any community which has been forced to listen
11:02to simply having a wonderful Christmas time
11:05on every occasion that they've entered a shop
11:07since mid-October
11:09is bound to be a bit restive.
11:13Ah, Sergeant, darling.
11:15Did you have a successful time in town?
11:18Yes, I did.
11:19I decided I should have my hair done for Christmas.
11:21Yes, perhaps you should.
11:26Because it is looking a bit of a mess.
11:29Raymond, I've been.
11:31This cost Β£45.
11:33Β£45?
11:34Β£45?
11:35They've hardly taken anything off at all.
11:38For Β£45, you should be bald.
11:46Here's your present.
11:47Now, I hope you don't take offence.
11:49I'm giving this to you
11:50because I respect you as a feminist.
11:52And I don't want you to think
11:53that it's for my benefit.
11:59Although that would be quite nice.
12:04Perhaps if we turn it wrong a bit, sir.
12:06You know, sometimes they do have a better side.
12:11My mum always gets a proper one
12:12made out of tinsel.
12:17Now I have a word, Raymond.
12:18Very important.
12:21About the panto.
12:23Now, you can take a bit of gentle,
12:26constructive criticism, can't you?
12:28Of course.
12:29Basically, you're crocodile's crap.
12:32You're acting more like
12:33an enormous green dog do than a croc.
12:38And I suggest you get it sorted.
12:40Inspector Grimm, don't you have things to do?
12:43Oh, Gord, you're right.
12:44I haven't done my vocal exercises yet.
12:47Alpha, alpha, bravo.
12:50Wilco, Foxtrot, Delta.
12:52Tango.
12:53Tango.
12:54Diet lilt and a phantom.
12:58Right.
12:59With me.
13:01Important bit of business to discuss.
13:03Well, yeah, there is so, actually.
13:04There's a lot of naughtiness going on out there.
13:07A lot of burglaries.
13:08You see, I've put this brilliant new bit
13:10where I shove me saw back into me belt,
13:12but I'll miss and I'll stab me trousers
13:15and I'll say to the kiddies,
13:17don't worry, it was only a little scratch.
13:21No, only a little prick.
13:23Only a little prick.
13:25Hilarious, eh?
13:27There won't be a dry seat left in the house.
13:29Oi, sir.
13:31What?
13:32There's a lot of stuff being oiped out the back of gardens.
13:34Eh?
13:36Well, it's all happening while the families are at the front door
13:38listening to carol singers.
13:40Carol singers?
13:41It's obvious what's going on.
13:43The division want to know what you're doing about it.
13:45Division?
13:46You moron, Craig.
13:48Why didn't you say something?
13:49What?
13:49Fannying on about pantos.
13:51Get the car.
13:52Let's go.
13:54You seem to forget, Craig.
13:56It's my arse on the line,
13:58so you'd better pull your finger out.
14:02Get the script.
14:04You can test me in the car.
14:12Yes, Goody, what is it?
14:13Well, sir,
14:15it's just that, um,
14:17I bought you a little present, sir.
14:19Well, that's very kind of you, Goody,
14:21but I don't really approve...
14:22Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
14:23It's hardly anything at all, sir.
14:24Just something that I know you'd like.
14:26Something that's really you.
14:28Oh.
14:30Well, in that case,
14:30I'm sure there's no harm.
14:36I'm worried about Kevin Patt.
14:39He's got me this present.
14:40He's got loads of hints about it,
14:42doing something for him.
14:43Oh, come on, Maggie,
14:44it's hardly a surprise.
14:46You know Goody's desperate
14:47for you to do anything with him.
14:48Yeah, but...
14:49I think he wants me to fix his bike.
15:06That's just the sort of present
15:07Raymond would get me.
15:08It would be so nice
15:10if he got me something feminine
15:11and sexy,
15:12but he won't.
15:13He'll have been down
15:14the DIY shop as usual,
15:16asking them to gift-drop
15:17a sack of tiling grout.
15:24Raymond, I...
15:39sit down, please.
15:43Come on, then, Goody.
15:48I've asked you to come and see me
15:49because there is something
15:51which you and I must discuss.
15:53And I want the truth.
15:55I do not want you to try to deceive me
15:57out of shame or embarrassment.
16:00I can assure you
16:01that I am not embarrassed.
16:08I am not embarrassed at all.
16:11Right.
16:12Good.
16:12So, uh...
16:14So, here we go.
16:18Do you...
16:22Do you find me attractive?
16:29Well, sir, um...
16:31I don't know.
16:32Uh...
16:33You're always very clean.
16:34I think that's...
16:36Because if you harbour
16:38some secret desire,
16:41if indeed you do...
16:45Um...
16:46Crave me?
16:49Physically?
16:51Then we must, of course,
16:52have it out in the open.
16:55What are you propositioning me, sir?
16:59Don't be disgusting,
17:00you foul boy.
17:01Well, you said you wanted us
17:02to have it out in the open.
17:03I talk, I talk.
17:05I talk about the fact that
17:06clearly I've become
17:07some kind of fantasy figure to you.
17:09The fact that the idea
17:11of my near-naked body
17:12decked out in flimsy female attire
17:15turns you on.
17:17Don't, I don't.
17:18I don't think you look nice
17:19naked at all.
17:21Well, it won't help you
17:22to add insult to injury, laddie.
17:24No, no, no, no.
17:25I mean I don't want to see you
17:26decked out in flimsy female attire, sir.
17:28Then what the hell
17:29is this Christmas present
17:30all about, then?
17:31Some disgusting,
17:33perverted, attempted humour?
17:34No, no.
17:35It's just so you can bend punches.
17:40You want me
17:41to fix my bicycle
17:43wearing women's underwear?
17:46Oh, my God!
17:49I've given you
17:50the wrong present, sir.
17:51I bought you
17:52a puncture repair kit.
17:53The underwear
17:54was for Constable Habib.
17:59Well, that's very nearly as bad,
18:02you foul boy.
18:04Do you really believe
18:05that women appreciate
18:06rubbish like this
18:07to be treated like
18:08some kind of
18:09saucy sex object?
18:11Well, why not?
18:11I would.
18:13Take these foul things
18:14and get out.
18:26really, Sergeant Dawkins.
18:28We are a duty.
18:29Kindly control
18:29your wild animal lust.
18:31No,
18:32I will not.
18:33It's Christmas
18:33and I don't care.
18:35I saw what you got me, Peachy.
18:37What I got you?
18:38The lingerie.
18:39What?
18:40Oh, it's the first
18:40sexy romantic thing
18:41you've done
18:42since you bought me
18:42that box of milk tray
18:43when I had shingles.
18:45Oh, I've always wanted
18:47some saucy undies.
18:48Real proper silky ones.
18:51God, it turns me on.
18:52God, it makes me
18:53hornier than
18:54Rudolph's antlers.
18:56Oh.
18:58You're my little
18:59Christmas cracker
19:00and I love you.
19:01Yes.
19:03On the other hand,
19:04perhaps underwear
19:06is a silly present.
19:07Perhaps you'd prefer
19:08something more functional.
19:10Why,
19:10you were saying
19:11only the other day
19:12how your toenail clippers
19:14were blunt.
19:15Raymond,
19:16I want my knickers.
19:18And if they're not
19:19in my stocking
19:19tomorrow morning,
19:20there'll be holly
19:21in your pyjamas.
19:22But they won't be.
19:24I know.
19:25After all,
19:26Christmas is for lovers.
19:34We shall overcome.
19:38What the hell is
19:39all this noise about?
19:40It's a caravan
19:41of new age travellers,
19:43Raymond.
19:43They've been causing
19:44an obstruction.
19:46Well, I'm not
19:47putting up with this
19:48all night.
19:49You are all
19:50officially warmed.
19:52Now, happy Christmas
19:53and get out.
19:58Overcome
20:00someday.
20:04All power
20:05and passion, man.
20:06You are Babylon,
20:07but I will speak to you.
20:09You're lot
20:10impounded our van, man.
20:12My belly is swollen
20:13with the fruit
20:14of love seed.
20:18And we are homeless.
20:20We are a circle.
20:21There is no end.
20:22There is no beginning.
20:23Everything is now
20:24and we are here.
20:25And we're staying.
20:30Well, what in
20:3112 types
20:32of instant cake mix
20:34are we supposed
20:34to do with these two?
20:36I mean,
20:37this is all we need
20:37on Christmas Eve,
20:39isn't it?
20:39A couple arrive
20:40from far away
20:41with nowhere to stay
20:42for the night
20:43and a woman
20:44heavily pregnant.
20:46I mean,
20:47did you ever hear
20:48of such a thing?
20:51You're my
20:52scrummy little
20:52mince pie
20:53and I want to
20:53eat you all up.
20:57because of a goodie.
20:58Do you recall
20:59that earlier this evening
21:00you made me a gift
21:01of some lingerie?
21:01Oh, yes,
21:02but I have explained.
21:03I never intended it.
21:04Yes, yes, yes.
21:05The fact is
21:06that I've changed
21:06my mind
21:07and I want it back.
21:12Oh, I see.
21:14Well, I do know
21:15what you mean.
21:15It is kind of nice,
21:16isn't it,
21:16to touch and everything.
21:17Look, it's not for me,
21:18you disgusting boy.
21:20Just hand over
21:20your bra and panties.
21:23I can't, sir.
21:24I've given them
21:25to Constable Habib.
21:27I asked one of the girls
21:28to leave it in her locker.
21:32Constable Habib,
21:33I have a very strange
21:34favour to ask you.
21:35I want a quick rummage
21:37in your locker.
21:38Sorry, sir.
21:39No, no,
21:40don't misunderstand me.
21:42It's as though
21:42I believe there may be
21:43some underwear in there
21:44and I want to get hold of it.
21:46Oh, I see.
21:47Well, don't worry.
21:48I know a lot of men
21:49your age often
21:50have these funny urges.
21:52No, no, no.
21:52No?
21:53I'm not offended, sir.
21:54I just think
21:55it's a bit sad.
21:59You're not going to...
22:02All right, Habib,
22:03let's get her
22:04into the interview room
22:04and get the Dettol
22:05and sterilise the table.
22:06Hang on, Pat.
22:07This person is a woman,
22:09an individual.
22:09She has to decide
22:10how she wants to have her baby.
22:11It's all right, though.
22:12It's your body.
22:14You're in control.
22:15You tell us what you want.
22:16I want to have it
22:16by candlelight.
22:18Well, I think
22:19we can manage that.
22:20You see, Pat,
22:21it doesn't hurt
22:21to give people choice
22:22in their lives.
22:23And a bar full
22:24of warm used milk.
22:26Amsterdam Henge.
22:27Let's get her
22:28on the table.
22:30Woody?
22:31Yes?
22:31Hot water now!
22:32Yes?
22:38Away in a manger,
22:40no quid for his bread.
22:42A little Lord Jesus
22:44laid down with his legs.
22:48Thank you very much.
22:49It's lovely.
22:51We ain't finished yet.
22:53Away in a manger,
22:55no quid for his bread.
22:57A little...
22:59Push!
22:59Life!
23:00Magic!
23:01Bursting!
23:02Pause!
23:04Oh, my God!
23:05Push!
23:12Goody!
23:13Did you get the hot water?
23:15Well,
23:15I was going to,
23:17but then I thought
23:17we really ought to offer
23:18something more interesting,
23:19so I got her this carton
23:20of Ribena
23:21from my tuck box.
23:25Naughty,
23:25naughty round the back,
23:26sir.
23:26Shall we nick them?
23:28Have you seen the size of them?
23:29Let uniform get their noses broken.
23:31Request urgent support,
23:34Callaghan Crescent,
23:36highly dangerous,
23:39carol singers.
23:43I think drugs
23:44would be a good idea.
23:45No need.
23:46She's doing it all naturally.
23:48Yeah,
23:48well,
23:48that's what I'm saying.
23:49I think maybe we ought to celebrate.
23:52Oh,
23:52ordinary gentlemen,
23:55let nothing you dismay,
23:58for Jesus Christ,
23:59our Saviour,
24:00was born upon this day,
24:02to save us all
24:04from Satan's love.
24:05Oh,
24:20that was a bit heavy-handed.
24:21It wasn't that bad.
24:26The doctor will be here soon.
24:28No.
24:29What are you going to call him?
24:30You choose.
24:32Well,
24:32it is Christmas.
24:33How about calling him Noel?
24:35That is a great idea,
24:37because Noel Edmonds
24:38is the spirit of Christmas,
24:40isn't he?
24:44Well now,
24:45young
24:46baby.
24:49Bibble,
24:49bibble.
24:53Well,
24:54a police station
24:54is perhaps not the best of places
24:56for a child
24:56to spend its first night upon earth,
24:58but
24:58we should perhaps remember
25:00that
25:00once a baby was born
25:02in a far lowlier place than this,
25:04and went on
25:05to do rather well.
25:06Yes.
25:08Who was that,
25:09Ben?
25:15Jesus Christ,
25:16Ben!
25:18Well,
25:19there is no need to swear,
25:20sir,
25:21I understand what you're talking about.
25:25I've been waiting for a moment to have a word.
25:27Now,
25:27what I said earlier about your knickers...
25:29please,
25:30son,
25:30don't feel guilty.
25:31I know what's going on.
25:33Oh,
25:34right.
25:34It's the male menopause.
25:36I must say,
25:38a very nice little poor man.
25:40First class police work,
25:41though I say so myself.
25:43Pray,
25:44get those,
25:45those...
25:46Carol singing scums.
25:47Exactly.
25:48Out of the van
25:49and give them a right going over.
25:50Now,
25:51Fowler,
25:52you seem to be doing nothing
25:53but fannying about as usual.
25:55You can test me on me lines.
25:57Come on.
25:58As my understudy,
25:59it'll do you good
26:00to see a proper bit of shouting.
26:03I've got some rather urgent...
26:05Yeah,
26:05that's your problem as an actor,
26:07Raymond.
26:07You never learn.
26:08No focus,
26:10no dedication,
26:11and you're a load of rubbish.
26:14I suppose you've got
26:15till Boxing Day to work on it,
26:17but give it some thought,
26:19mate.
26:20Now,
26:21top of the page.
26:22Sir,
26:22sir,
26:23you know them dodgy carol singers
26:25we just nicked?
26:26Eh,
26:26voss,
26:27ye lovers!
26:28Just eat a pain!
26:30Very good,
26:30sir.
26:31Very intimidating.
26:34It's just that those
26:35iffy carol singers
26:36turned out to be
26:36the Chief Constable,
26:38the local MP,
26:39their wives,
26:39and the Bishop of Gasper.
26:42Do you still want me
26:43to give them a going over,
26:44sir?
26:45Detective Inspector Grimm,
26:47what the hell is going on?
26:49Seems to be a mistake,
26:51sir.
26:51We are on the trail
26:53of a vicious gang
26:54of brutal...
26:56carol singers,
26:57sir.
26:58I shall see you
27:00in my office
27:00off to work
27:01on Boxing Day.
27:03Oh, dear,
27:04Inspector Grimm.
27:05Looks like you're
27:06going to have to
27:07miss the pantomime.
27:08Still,
27:08it doesn't matter.
27:09I hear your understudy's
27:10much the better actor.
27:13God,
27:14I hate Christmas.
27:16I reckon Scrooge
27:18got it right
27:18with his bag
27:19of handbags.
27:22Cry with me.
27:31So you think
27:32these are really
27:33media, Kevin?
27:34Yes, I do.
27:35Don't you think
27:35they'd be a bit chilly
27:36at this time of year?
27:37I like undies
27:38that keep your bits
27:39covered
27:40and your bum warm.
27:41Honestly,
27:42what is it with you
27:43blokes and knickers
27:44tonight?
27:45If this is what Christmas
27:46does to you,
27:47I'm glad I don't bother
27:48with it.
27:51Yes, but did you
27:52like them?
27:55What was all that
27:55about?
27:57Not our business,
27:58Patricia.
27:58Not our business.
28:00Well,
28:01I've got a lot
28:02of lines to learn.
28:03I'll get my coat,
28:04shall I?
28:05And my present,
28:06you gorgeous,
28:07naughty,
28:08disgusting,
28:09dirty,
28:09filthy,
28:10sexy little
28:10Christmas reindeer.
28:13Of course,
28:14and as you so
28:15rightly point out,
28:16your present.
28:23rough.
28:25Aww.
28:28Aww.
28:29Aww.
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