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00:40You look smart, Mr Blackadder, going somewhere nice.
00:43No, I'm off to the theatre.
00:46Don't you like it then?
00:47No, I don't.
00:48A lot of stupid actors strutting around, shouting with their chests thrust out so far,
00:54you'd think their nipples were attached to a pair of charging elephants.
00:57And the worst thing about it is having to go with Prince Mini-Brain.
01:01What, doesn't he like it either?
01:03No, no, he loves it.
01:04The problem is he doesn't realise it's made up.
01:06Last year, when Brutus was about to kill Julius Caesar, the prince yelled out,
01:11Look behind you, Mr Caesar.
01:14I can't see the point in the theatre.
01:16All that sex and violence.
01:18I'll get enough of that at home.
01:20Stop with the sex, of course.
01:22And while we're out, Baldrick, I want you to give this palace a good clean.
01:26It's so dirty, it'll be unacceptable to a dung beetle that had lost interest in its career
01:31and really let itself go.
01:33Come on, Blackadder.
01:34We'll miss the first act.
01:36Coming, sir.
01:37As fast as I can.
01:41Now, sir, give I this advice to thee.
01:46Never, never, never trust thine enemy.
01:59Thy life is forfeited.
02:05Thy life is forfeited, and at an end, like our poor play, we hope it pleased you, friend.
02:15Certainly not, you murdering rotter.
02:17Gods, arrest that man.
02:19By the way, it's only a play.
02:21Oh, well, that's all very well, but what about the poor fellow who's dead?
02:24Saying it's only a play will not feed and clothe the little ones he leaves behind.
02:28Call the militia.
02:28But, sir, he's not dead.
02:30See, he stands, awaiting your applause.
02:33Oh, I say, that's very clever.
02:36He's really dead.
02:37Oh, bravo!
02:37Bravo!
02:40Blast the prince's license.
02:43Oh, shit.
02:44We'll close tonight.
02:46For the windows!
02:48Smash the spinning jenny!
02:49Burn the rolling Rosalind!
02:51Destroy the going up and down a bit and then moving along Gertrude!
02:55And death to the stupid prince who grows fat on their profits!
02:58I say, how exciting!
03:00This play's getting better and better!
03:01Brother, no!
03:04It's not a play anymore, sir.
03:08Put the bomb down and make your way quietly to the exit.
03:13Blackadder, you old thing!
03:14You old companies, you can't tell when something's real and when it's not!
03:21I must say, Blackadder, that was a close shave.
03:24Why on earth would an anarchist possibly want to kill you?
03:31I think it might have been you he was after, sir.
03:33Oh, hogwash!
03:35What on earth makes you say that?
03:36Well, my suspicions were first aroused by his use of the words,
03:40Death to the stupid prince.
03:43It was a bit rude, wasn't it?
03:45These are volatile times, your highness.
03:47The American Revolution lost your father, the colonies.
03:50The French Revolution murdered brave King Louis.
03:52And there are tremendous rumblings in Prussia.
03:55Although that might be something to do with the sausages.
03:58The whole world cries out peace, freedom,
04:01and a few less fat bastards eating all the pie.
04:05Well, yes, quite.
04:06I mean, something must be done.
04:07Any ideas?
04:08Yes, sir.
04:09Next week, it is your royal father's birthday celebrations.
04:12I suggest that I write a brilliant speech for you to recite
04:16to show the oppressed masses how unusually sensitive you are.
04:22Look, tell me about these oppressed masses.
04:24What are they so worked up about?
04:25They're worked up, sir, because they're so poor
04:27they are forced to have children
04:29simply to provide a cheap alternative to turkey at Christmas.
04:36Disease and deprivation stalk our land
04:39like two giant stalking things.
04:43And the working man is poised to overthrow us.
04:46Oh, my God, and here he is!
04:49Don't be silly, sir.
04:50That's Baldrick, my dog's body.
04:52What's silly about that?
04:52He looks like an oppressed mass to me.
04:54Get him out of here at once!
04:55Shoo, Baldrick.
04:56Carry on with your cleaning elsewhere.
04:58And by the end of tonight,
04:59I want that dining table so clean
05:01I could eat my dinner off it.
05:05Crikey, Blackadder,
05:06I'm dicing with death here.
05:08The sooner I can show how unusually sensitive I am,
05:11the better.
05:12Oh, I've just had another brilliant thought.
05:15Another one, Your Highness?
05:17Yes, another one, actually.
05:19You remember that one I had about
05:20wearing underwear on the outside
05:22to save on laundry bills?
05:23Oh, at this time,
05:25I'm thinking to myself,
05:26hello, why don't we ask those two actor chappies
05:28we saw tonight to teach me
05:29how to recite your speech?
05:30Brilliant, eh?
05:31No, Your Highness.
05:32Feeble.
05:34What?
05:35I would advise against it.
05:36It's a feeble idea.
05:38Well, tish and pish to your advice, Blackadder.
05:40Get them here at once.
05:42Dammit, I'm fed up with you treating me
05:43as if I'm some kind of a thicky.
05:45It's not me that's thick,
05:46it's you.
05:46And do you know why?
05:47Because I'm a bloody prince
05:48and you're only a butler.
05:50And we don't get those actors this minute,
05:51Mr. Thickey Black Thickey Adder Thickey.
06:05Listen, Meggins,
06:06I'm looking for a couple of actors.
06:08Well, you've come to the right place, Mr. B.
06:10There's more Shakespearean dialogue in here
06:13than there are buns.
06:15Oh, my lovely,
06:16I'm just popping on their way to Recastle
06:18for a little cup of coffee
06:20and a big dollop of inspiration.
06:23You mean they actually rehearse?
06:25I thought they just got drunk,
06:27stuck on a silly hat
06:28and trusted to luck.
06:29Oh, no.
06:31There's ever so much hard work
06:33goes into the wonderful magic
06:36that is theatre today.
06:38Still, I don't expect you'd know much about that,
06:41being only a little butler.
06:43Ha, ha!
06:45They do say, Mrs. M.,
06:46that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain.
06:49They are, of course, wrong,
06:51as you will soon discover.
06:54I stick this toasting fork in your head.
06:57Please, gentlemen,
06:59will you please welcome
07:00Mr. David Keenry.
07:02Hooray!
07:03The fabulous Mr. Enoch Mothler.
07:06Gentlemen, gentlemen.
07:06Oh, settle down, settle down.
07:09I'm sorry, no autographs.
07:10My usual, Mrs. Holmes.
07:13Oh, coming up, my lovely.
07:14Well, if I can just squeeze through
07:16this admiring rubble.
07:20Gentlemen,
07:21I've come with a proposition.
07:23How dare you, sir?
07:24You think just because we're actors
07:26we sleep with everyone?
07:28I think being actors,
07:30you're looking to sleep with anyone.
07:32I come here on behalf of my employer
07:34to ask for some elocution lessons.
07:36Oh, I'm fair, sir.
07:38That is quite impossible.
07:40We are in the middle of rehearsing
07:42our new play.
07:43We could not possibly betray
07:44our beloved audience
07:46by taking time off.
07:47Oh, no.
07:48Mustn't upset the punters.
07:50Bums on seats, laddie.
07:51Bums on seats.
07:53And what play is this?
07:56It is a piece we penned ourselves
07:58called the bloody murder
08:00of the foul Prince Romero
08:02and his enormous bosomed wife.
08:07A philosophical work, then.
08:09Indeed, yes, sir.
08:11The violence of the murder
08:13and the vastness of the bosom
08:14are entirely justified artistic.
08:17Right.
08:18Well, I'll tell the prince
08:19that you can't make it.
08:20The prince?
08:21Sorry, yes.
08:22Didn't I mention that?
08:22It's the prince, Regent.
08:24Shame you can't make it.
08:24Still.
08:25No, no, no, no, no, sir.
08:26Please, no.
08:27Please wait, sir.
08:29Off, off.
08:30Sir, I think we can
08:32find some time,
08:34do you not, Mr. Keenry?
08:35Definitely, Mr. Lawson.
08:36No, no, you've got
08:37your beloved audience
08:38to think about, eh?
08:39Oh, sod the prose, Will.
08:42Yes, worthless bastards
08:44to a man.
08:45Well, it's nice to see
08:46artistic integrity
08:47thriving so strongly
08:48in the end.
08:50Well, this afternoon at four,
08:51then, at the palace.
08:56Well, what do you think?
08:58Are you ill or something?
09:00No, I was simply
09:01trying to look more
09:02like an actor.
09:03Well, I'm sure you
09:04don't need the false
09:05moustache.
09:06No?
09:06No.
09:07No!
09:08Ooh!
09:10He gats!
09:11It's like a pressed
09:11mass again!
09:14Sir, that is Baldrick's
09:16spring cleaning.
09:18Oh, yes, so it is.
09:19Finish the job later,
09:20Baldrick.
09:21Very well, sir.
09:22The cleaning
09:22or the being strangled?
09:24Neither suits me.
09:28Look, Blackadder,
09:29this is all getting a bit
09:29hairy, isn't it?
09:30I mean, are you sure
09:31we can even trust
09:32these acting fellows?
09:33Last time he went
09:34to the theatre,
09:34three of them
09:35murdered Julius Caesar.
09:36One of them
09:37was his best friend,
09:38Brutus.
09:38As I have told you
09:40about eight times,
09:42the man playing
09:43Julius Caesar
09:44was an actor
09:45called Kemp.
09:47Really?
09:47Yes.
09:49Thundering gherkins?
09:50Well, Brutus
09:51must have been
09:52pretty miffed
09:52when he found out.
09:54What?
09:55That he hadn't
09:56killed Caesar after all,
09:57just some poxy actor
09:58called Kemp.
09:59Everything he did,
10:00go round to Caesar's
10:01place after the play
10:01and kill him then.
10:03Oh, God,
10:03it's pathetic.
10:10Is that the door?
10:12Oh, don't worry,
10:13it's just the actors.
10:15My Uncle Bordrick
10:16was in a play once.
10:18Really?
10:18Yeah, it was called
10:19Macbeth.
10:21And what did he play?
10:23Second codpiece.
10:27Macbeth wore him
10:28in the fight scenes.
10:31So he was a stunt codpiece.
10:37Did he have a large part?
10:44Depends who was
10:45playing Macbeth.
10:47No incidental,
10:48Balric,
10:48actors are very superstitious.
10:50On no account
10:51mention the word
10:51Macbeth this evening,
10:53all right?
10:53Why not?
10:54It brings them bad luck
10:55and it makes them
10:56very unhappy.
10:57Oh, so you won't
10:58be mentioning it either?
11:00No.
11:01Well, not very often.
11:06You should have knocked.
11:08Oh, no.
11:09No, no, no.
11:09You impertinent butler
11:10were loud enough
11:11to wake the hounds of hell.
11:14Lead on, my girl.
11:16I shall.
11:22Lest you continue
11:23in your quotation
11:24and mention the name
11:25of the Scottish play.
11:27Oh, never fear.
11:29I shan't do that.
11:30By the Scottish play,
11:32I assume you mean
11:33Macbeth.
11:35Oh, potato,
11:36all the stores,
11:37but will make amends.
11:38Ah!
11:40What was that?
11:41You were
11:41exercising evil spirits.
11:44Being but a mere
11:44butler,
11:45you will not know
11:46the great theatre
11:47tradition
11:47that one does
11:48never speak
11:49the name
11:50of the Scottish play.
11:51What, Macbeth?
11:53Ah!
11:54Hot potato,
11:55all the stores,
11:55but will make amends.
11:58Oh, no, no.
11:58Do you mean
11:58you have to do that
11:59every time I say Macbeth?
12:01Ah!
12:02Hot potato,
12:02all the stores,
12:03but will make amends.
12:04Ah!
12:04I did it!
12:06Will you please
12:07stop saying that?
12:09Always call it
12:10the Scottish play.
12:11So you want me to say
12:12the Scottish play?
12:13Yes!
12:13Rather than Macbeth.
12:15Ah!
12:15Hot potato,
12:16all the stores,
12:17but will make amends.
12:19What is all this
12:20hullabaloo,
12:21all this shouting
12:22and screaming
12:22and yelling
12:23blue murder?
12:24it's like the play
12:25we saw the other day.
12:26What was it called?
12:27Macbeth, sir?
12:28Ah!
12:28Hot potato,
12:29all the stores,
12:30but will make amends.
12:31Ah!
12:31Oh!
12:33No, no, no, no.
12:33It was called
12:34Julius Caesar.
12:35Oh, yes, of course.
12:36Julius Caesar.
12:38Not Macbeth.
12:40Hot potato,
12:41all the stores,
12:42but will make amends.
12:45Are you sure
12:45you want these people
12:46to stay?
12:47Of course!
12:47I asked them,
12:48didn't I,
12:48Mr Thickey Butler?
12:51Your Royal Highness,
12:51may I say
12:52what a great honour
12:53it is to be invited here.
12:54Why, certainly.
12:56What a great honour
12:57that it is
12:58to be invited here
12:59to make Mary
13:00in the halls
13:01of our King's Loinsmiths
13:03glorious outpouring.
13:07Now, Your Highness,
13:09shall we begin
13:09straight away?
13:10Absolutely, yes.
13:11Now, I've got this, uh...
13:12Now, before we inspect
13:13the script,
13:14let us have
13:15a look at stunts.
13:17Right.
13:18Yes.
13:19Now, the ordinary fellow
13:20stands, like,
13:21well, as you do now.
13:23Whereas,
13:24your hero
13:26stands thus.
13:28Right.
13:29Eyes are sort of like this.
13:31Excellent choice.
13:33Even more, sir.
13:34Oh, oh.
13:35Sort of like that.
13:40What's that noise?
13:41It wasn't me.
13:44We are used
13:45to standing
13:45in this position.
13:49Right.
13:49Kendra, I'm over here.
13:53Anarchies!
13:54Cleaner!
13:55All right,
13:55so you've had a wash.
13:56That's no excuse.
13:57Die!
13:59Right, sir.
13:59That is Baldrick's
14:00spring cleaning.
14:01Look at this.
14:02Look, he's got a bomb.
14:03It's not a bomb, sir.
14:04It's a sponge.
14:06Oh, yes, so it is.
14:08We'll get it out of here
14:08at once
14:08before it explodes.
14:12Oh, Klaus Stantz,
14:13I'm sorry about that.
14:14I think we really
14:14had something there.
14:15Oh, yes,
14:16your highness.
14:17Now, your very posture
14:18tells me here
14:19is a man
14:20of true greatness.
14:22Either that
14:22or here are my genitals.
14:24Please.
14:28Sir,
14:29I really must ask
14:31that this ill-educated oaf
14:33be removed from the room.
14:34Yes, get out, sir.
14:36Your presence here
14:37is as useful
14:37as fine-boned china
14:39at a tea party
14:40for drunken elephants.
14:41Is that right?
14:42Well, yes, hang it on.
14:43Get out, Blackadder
14:44and stop
14:44corking our duties.
14:46Certainly, your highness.
14:47I'll leave you
14:48to dribble in private.
14:53Something wrong, Mr. B?
14:55I'm just about
14:55heading up to here
14:56with that prince.
14:57One more insult
14:58and I'll be handing in
14:58my notice.
14:59Oh, does that mean
15:00I'll be butler?
15:01Not unless some
15:02kindly passing surgeon
15:04cuts your head open
15:04with a spade
15:05and sticks a new brain in it.
15:07Oh, no.
15:08I don't know why
15:09I put up with it.
15:09I really don't.
15:11Every year
15:11at the Guild of Butler's
15:13Christmas Party,
15:14I'm the one
15:14who has to wear
15:15the red nose
15:15and the pointy hat
15:16for winning the
15:17Who's Got the Stupidest
15:18Master competition.
15:20All I can say is
15:21he'd better watch out.
15:23One more foot wrong
15:24and the contract between us
15:25will be as broken
15:26as this milk jug.
15:28But that milk jug
15:28isn't broken.
15:29You really do walk
15:31into these things,
15:31don't you?
15:39Excellent.
15:40And now, sir,
15:41at last,
15:42the speech.
15:43Right.
15:46No, no, no, no,
15:48no, no,
15:48Your Royal Highness.
15:50What have you forgotten?
15:52Oh, now, look,
15:53if I stand any more
15:54heroically than this,
15:55I'm in danger
15:56of seriously
15:56disappointing
15:57my future queen.
15:59Your Highness,
16:00not the stance.
16:02The roar.
16:04You want me to roar?
16:05Well, of course,
16:06we wish you to roar.
16:08All great oristers roar
16:10before commencing
16:10their speeches.
16:12It is the way of things.
16:14Now, Mr. Kleinrick,
16:15from your hamlet, please.
16:20Oh, to be or not to be.
16:27And from your Julius Caesar.
16:32Oh, friends, Romans, countrymen.
16:38And from your leading character
16:41in a play
16:42connected with Scotland.
16:44That's Macbeth, isn't it?
16:47Hot potato,
16:48Mr. Stollsbuck,
16:48will make amends.
16:50Ah!
16:50Ah!
16:51Ah!
16:52Ah!
16:53Oh!
16:53Ah!
16:55Ah!
16:57Ah!
17:07Ah!
17:18I'm accustomed as I am.
17:25Alas, I fear you
17:26mew it
17:27like a frightened tree.
17:30May I
17:31see the speech?
17:36Oh, no, no, no.
17:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:41Ah!
17:43Who wrote this drivel?
17:45Oh.
17:49Is there a problem
17:50with the speech?
17:54Well, yes,
17:55there is a problem, actually.
17:57The problem is
17:57that you wrote it,
17:58Mr. Hopelessly,
18:00drivelly,
18:00can't write for
18:01toffee,
18:02crappy,
18:02butler weed.
18:09Whoops!
18:14What a supper, sir.
18:16Yes,
18:17preferably something
18:18that has first passed
18:19through the digestive system
18:20of the cat.
18:22And you have to
18:23take it up yourself.
18:24Why?
18:24Because I'm leaving,
18:26Bordrick.
18:26I'm about to enter
18:28the job market.
18:30Right,
18:30let's see.
18:32The situation's vacant.
18:34Mr. and Mrs. Pitt
18:35are looking for
18:36a baby minder
18:37to take Pitt
18:38the younger
18:38to Parliament.
18:41Mr. Philical George
18:42Stevenson
18:43has invented
18:43a moving kettle.
18:46Not someone
18:47to help
18:47with the marketing.
18:49Oh,
18:49there's a foreign
18:50opportunity here.
18:51Treacherous,
18:52malicious,
18:52unprincipled
18:53cad,
18:54preferably non-smoker,
18:55wanted to be
18:57king of Sardinia.
18:58No time wasters,
19:00please.
19:01By Napoleon Bonaparte,
19:03P.O. Box 1,
19:04Paris.
19:05Right!
19:06We're on our way.
19:10Oh,
19:11sir,
19:13about costume,
19:14any thoughts?
19:15Well,
19:17enormous trousers,
19:18certainly.
19:18Certainly, sir.
19:19And then I thought
19:20perhaps an
19:20admiral's uniform,
19:21because we know
19:22what all the nice
19:23girls love,
19:23don't we?
19:26I tell you what,
19:27why don't I go
19:27and try them on for you?
19:28Oh,
19:28super idea.
19:30Help yourselves to
19:31wine.
19:31You'll need a stiff
19:32drink when you see
19:32the size of these
19:33damn trousers.
19:37Oh, dear,
19:37what a ghastly evening.
19:39You're so right,
19:40love.
19:40Look,
19:40while he's gone,
19:41why don't we have
19:42a quick read-through
19:43of the murder
19:44of Prince Romero
19:45and his enormous
19:46bosom wife?
19:47Act 1,
19:48scene 1.
19:49Springer's calm
19:50with all his
19:50gentle showers.
19:52Methinks it is time
19:53to hack the prince
19:54to death.
19:55Baudric,
19:56I would like to say
19:57how much I will miss
19:58your honest
19:59and friendly companionship.
20:01Oh,
20:01thank you,
20:02Mr. B.
20:02Well,
20:02as we both know,
20:03it would be
20:04an utter lie.
20:05I would therefore
20:06confine myself
20:07to saying simply,
20:09sod off.
20:11If I ever meet you
20:12again,
20:12it'll be 20 billion
20:13years too soon.
20:16Goodbye,
20:17you lazy,
20:17big-nosed,
20:18rubber-faced bastard.
20:26I fear,
20:27Baldrick,
20:27that you will soon
20:28be eating those
20:29badly chosen words.
20:31I wouldn't bet you
20:32a single groat
20:33that you could survive
20:34five minutes here
20:35without me.
20:36Oh,
20:36come on,
20:37Mr. B.
20:37It's not as though
20:38we're going to get murdered
20:39or anything the minute
20:39you leave,
20:40is it?
20:41Hope springs eternal,
20:42boy.
20:45Coming!
20:49Let's kill the prince.
20:51He shall strike first.
20:53Let me
20:54and let this dagger's point
20:56prick out his soft eyeball
20:58and sup with glee
21:01upon its exquisite jelly.
21:05Have you the stomach?
21:07I have not killed him yet,
21:09sir,
21:09but when I do,
21:11I shall have the stomach
21:12and the liver too.
21:15and the floppy-doppy-doppy-s
21:18in their horrid gloom.
21:20What if a servant
21:21should hear us
21:22in our plotting?
21:23Ha-ha!
21:25Then shall we have
21:26servant sausages
21:28for tea
21:30and servant rissoles
21:32shall our supper be.
21:36Murder!
21:37Murder!
21:38Murder!
21:39The revolution started!
21:41What?
21:41A plot!
21:42A plot to kill you!
21:43Oh, so you've come clean
21:44at last, have you,
21:45you bloody little poor person?
21:47No, not me!
21:48The actors downstairs,
21:49they're anarchists!
21:50Anarchists?
21:51Yeah, I heard them plotting.
21:52They're going to poke out
21:53your liver,
21:54turn me into rissole
21:55and then suck on
21:56your exquisite floppy-doppy-doppy-s.
21:58What are we going to do?
21:59Well, Mr Blackadder says
22:01when the going gets tough,
22:02the tough hide under the table.
22:04Well, of course!
22:05Well, where is he?
22:06Oh, he's in Sardinia.
22:08What?
22:09Why?
22:09Well, you were rude to him,
22:10so he left.
22:11Oh, no!
22:12What a mad,
22:13blundering,
22:14incredibly handsome
22:15young linker group
22:16I've been.
22:17Oh, what are we going to do?
22:18If we go downstairs,
22:19they'll chop us up
22:20and eat us alive.
22:21Oh, no!
22:22Do!
22:22Do!
22:23Do!
22:23Shh!
22:26Oh!
22:27Oh!
22:36Good evening, Your Highness.
22:38Oh, Blackadder!
22:38Four minutes, 22 seconds, Warwick.
22:40You owe me a groat.
22:43Thank God I hear we desperately need you.
22:45Oh, me, sir.
22:47Mr. Thickey Black Thickey Adder Thickey.
22:50Oh, just nonsense.
22:51Mr. Hopelessly, drivily, can't write for two minutes.
22:53Mr. Toffee Crappy Butler, we...
22:56Mr. Brilliantly undervalued butler who hasn't had a raise in a fortnight?
23:00Take an extra thousand.
23:03Guineas?
23:04Per month?
23:05All right, what's your problem?
23:07What? The actors have turned out to be vicious anarchists.
23:10They intend to kill us all.
23:12What, are they going to bore us to death?
23:13No, no, no, stab us. Baldrick overheard them.
23:16I did. Are you sure they meant it, sir?
23:17I'm quite sure. Baldrick, how far apart were their legs?
23:19Oh, this far. Yeah, and their nipples?
23:21That far.
23:23All right, sir. I'll see what I can do.
23:25To torture him, I lust.
23:28Let's singe his hair
23:30and up his nostrils
23:33hot bananas thrust.
23:37Rehearsal's going well, gentlemen.
23:39Begone.
23:40A mere butler with the intellectual capacity
23:42of a squashed apricot can be of no use to us.
23:45Indeed, yes, sir.
23:47Your participation is as irritating as a potted cactus
23:51in a monkey's pyjamas.
23:54Well, in that case, I won't interrupt you any longer.
23:57Sorry to disturb, gentlemen.
24:03Oh, Blackadder, thank God you're safe. What happened?
24:06Sir, there was no need to panic.
24:08It was all perfectly straightforward.
24:10Well?
24:11They're traitors, sir.
24:13They must be arrested, brutally tortured, and executed forthwith.
24:17Wrong way!
24:20But your highness, there's been a terrible mistake.
24:24That's what they were bound to say, sir.
24:26There is a play, sir. A play.
24:28Look at all the words you heard written down on that paper.
24:32Textbook stuff again, you see.
24:33The criminal's vanity always makes them make one tiny but fatal mistake.
24:37Theirs was to have their entire conspiracy printed and published in play manuscript.
24:43Take them away.
24:44Blad, we beg for mercy.
24:45Mercy, please, sir.
24:47Mercy!
24:47I've only got one thing to say to you.
24:49Macbeth.
24:50Ah!
24:51Take it all, Mr. Stolls.
24:52Macbeth!
24:53Macbeth!
24:55Well done, Bladder.
24:57How could I ever thank you?
24:58Well, you can start by not calling me Bladder, sir.
25:02Macbeth!
25:02Of course, Bladder.
25:04No sooner said than done.
25:05No hard feelings?
25:06Oh, absolutely not, sir.
25:07It's good to be back in the saddle.
25:09Did I say saddle?
25:10I meant harness.
25:12Bravo!
25:13So we're the best of friends as ever we were.
25:15Absolutely, sir.
25:15Hurrah!
25:16In fact, now that the evil Mossop and Keenrick have got their comeuppance,
25:20the Drury Lane Theatre is free.
25:22I thought we might celebrate by staging a little play that I've written.
25:25Oh, what an excellent idea!
25:27And with my newfound acting skills,
25:29might there be a part in it for me, do you think?
25:31I was hoping that you might play the title role, sir.
25:34What a roaringly good idea!
25:36What's the play called?
25:37Thick Jack Clot Sits In The Stocks
25:39And Gets Pelted With Rancid Tomatoes.
25:44Excellent!
25:44ации and Gets Pelted Island
25:58Thick Jack
26:00Black Adder!
26:02Add her!
26:07Add her!
26:12Go, go, go!
26:15Come on, come on
26:16Come on, come on
26:21Add her!
26:23Black Adder!
26:24Black Adder!
26:26Black Adder!
26:28Like Adder! Like Adder!
26:32What?
26:33Adder.
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