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00:01Fire!
00:02Third!
00:03Center!
00:04Trick!
00:05Dodge!
00:17Fire!
00:19Strike!
00:26Fire!
00:28Strike!
00:40I spy with my little eye
00:43something beginning with
00:45M
01:00oh I say well done sir your turn
01:03I spy with my
01:05bored little eye
01:06something beginning with tea
01:08breakfast
01:10my breakfast always begins with
01:13tea then I have a little sausage
01:15then a egg with
01:17some little soldiers
01:18when I said it begins with tea I was talking
01:21about a letter
01:22no it never begins with a letter
01:24the postman don't come till 10.30
01:27I can't go on with this
01:29George take over
01:29I spy with my little eye
01:33something beginning with R
01:35Army
01:36for God's sake Boring Army starts with an A
01:39he's looking for something that starts with an R
01:42motorbike
01:44what
01:44a motorbike starts with a
01:46R
01:46R
01:48right
01:48right
01:49right my turn again
01:50what begins with come here and ends with ow
01:53I don't know
01:54come here
01:57well done
01:58no I
01:59I don't think you've quite got the hang of this game to be honest sir
02:02I tell you what let's
02:04let's try another one
02:05I hear
02:07with my little ear
02:10something beginning with
02:12B
02:13what
02:14bomb
02:17I can't hear a bomb
02:19listen very carefully
02:22ah yes
02:28finished
02:29come on then
02:30all right and then you can tell me what you think but be honest now
02:32I will
02:33all right then
02:34dear Uncle H how are you
02:37yeah it's good isn't it
02:38yeah
02:39it's a beastly rotten night being laid up here but everyone's very nice
02:42and at least now I can write to you every day
02:44oh the hmm
02:45then I put in a silly bit about
02:47oh well it's
02:48what
02:48no no it's it's
02:49oh come on you can tell me
02:51and the nurse is an absolute peach
02:54anyway
02:56after the explosion Captain Blackadder was marvellous
02:59he joked and joked
03:00you lucky lucky lucky bastard
03:03he cried
03:04and then he lay on his back
03:05stuck his foot over the top of the trench
03:07and shouted
03:08over here Fritz
03:09what about me
03:09what about me
03:11well Captain Blackadder does indeed sound a most witty and courageous chap
03:14yes
03:15and he's very amusing and brave as well
03:18not to mention being as clever as a chap with three heads
03:22oh
03:22thanks ever so much
03:23you really are terribly kind
03:24as well as being dashed pretty to boot
03:26oh
03:28a fluffy pillow and a big cheery smile
03:31the least my lovely voices deserve
03:34now you take a little trip to Dozyland
03:37you've got visitors coming
03:38and we don't want to be all tired of what's happening
03:41absolutely not no
03:42it'll be so jolly to see Baldrick in the cap again
03:45they'll have been worried sick about me you know
03:47all right where is the malingering gith
03:51oh Cap
03:51Pip Pip Baldurs
03:53here I lie
03:53nice to see the lieutenant looking so well sir
03:56of course he's looking well
03:57there's nothing wrong with him
04:00didn't I tell you that Captain was a super coat
04:02you did
04:04well Captain
04:05you are indeed fortunate
04:07to have a loyal friend like Darling Georgie
04:09hmm
04:10I think you might be under a slight misapprehension here nurse
04:12I lost closer friends than Darling Georgie
04:15the last time I was de-loused
04:17now can you excuse me
04:18I've got better things to do
04:20than exchange pleasantries with a wet blanket
04:22would you get out
04:23we've got some important military business
04:26well ten minutes only then
04:29right pork face where's the grub
04:33come on the moment that collection of inbred mutants you call your relatives heard you were sick
04:37they'll have sent you a hamper the size of Westminster Abbey
04:40my family is not inbred
04:43come on somewhere outside Saffron Walden there's an uncle who's seven feet tall with no chin and an Adam's apple
04:49that makes him look as though he's constantly trying to swallow a ball cock
04:53I have not got any uncles like that
04:56anyway he lives in Walton on the maze
04:59exactly now where's the tuck
05:01well there were one or two things yes there was a potted turkey
05:05cow and jelly
05:06three tinned sheep
05:08and uh... twelve hundred chocolates but in my weakened state
05:13yes i uh... i ate them
05:16what
05:16well nurse mary nibbled a trotter or two
05:19oh cap she's such a wonderful girl she helps me with all my letters she can do all the german
05:23spelling and she's terribly good at punctuation
05:25i don't care if you've been saying i may be a tiny chimney sweep but i've got an enormous brush
05:31come on baldrick
05:32the only thing we're gonna get for free around here is dysentery
05:36i haven't given lieutenant george my bunch of flowers yet
05:39all right hurry up hurry up
05:41here you are sir
05:42i've got you these
05:46unfortunately they've had their head shot off
05:49where others choose to say it with flowers baldrick says it with stalks
05:53well captain i'm afraid you'll have to leave us now
05:55oh really
05:56yes
05:56you must report to general melchett immediately
05:59oh great
06:00yet another tempting opportunity for suicide beckons
06:03gosh i wish i could come with you you know sir
06:05oh no
06:06you must endure my brave hero
06:09brave hero nurse
06:11i was more wounded the last time i clipped my toenails
06:14take no notice of him
06:16yes pay no attention to the nasty man
06:19look
06:20if i can't give my brave boys a kind word and a big smile what can i give them
06:25well one or two ideas do suggest themselves
06:29but you'd probably think they were unhygienic
06:35come on baldrick
06:40hello what's your name
06:42my name is mr smith
06:47well i'm sorry that you've been landed opposite such a total git smith
06:52it's bad of being wounded without having to share a ward with banana brain
06:56thank you
06:57thank you
06:58thank you
06:58thank you
06:58thank you
06:58thank you
06:59thank you
07:00thank you
07:00thank you
07:02thank you
07:02thank you
07:06thank you
07:12thank you
07:24thank you
07:25thank you
07:25thank you
07:37Right, spread them.
07:43Right, it's been, sir.
07:45Can anyone tell me what's going on?
07:48Security, Blackadder.
07:49Security?
07:51Security isn't a dirty word, Blackadder.
07:55Crevice is a dirty word, but security isn't.
07:58So, in the name of security, sir, everyone who enters the room has to have his bottom fondled by this
08:03drooling pervert.
08:06Only doing my job, Blackadder.
08:07Oh, well, how lucky you are, then, that your job is also your hobby.
08:11Now, there's another dirty word.
08:13Job.
08:14Sir, is there something the matter?
08:15Yeah, damn right there's something the matter.
08:17Something sinister and something grotesque.
08:20And what's worse is that it's going on right here under my very nose.
08:24Sir, your moustache is lovely.
08:27What the general means, Blackadder, is there's a leak.
08:30Now, leak is a positively disgusting word.
08:33The Germans seem to be able to anticipate our every move.
08:36We send up an aeroplane.
08:37There's a gerry squadron parked behind the nearest cloud.
08:40We move troops to Boulogne.
08:42The Germans have bought the entire town supply of lavatory paper.
08:45In short, a German spy is giving away every one of our battle plans.
08:50You look surprised, Blackadder.
08:52I certainly am, sir.
08:53I didn't realise we had any battle plans.
08:56Well, of course we have.
08:58How else do you think the battles are directed?
09:01Our battles are directed, sir.
09:03Well, of course they are, Blackadder, directed according to the grand plan.
09:06Would that be the plan to continue with total slaughter until everyone's dead
09:10except Field Marshal Haig, Lady Haig, and their tortoise, Alan?
09:15Wait, Scott!
09:17Even you know it!
09:19Now, now, bolt all the doors!
09:21Hammer large pieces of crooked wood against all the windows!
09:24This security leak is far worse than we'd imagined!
09:27So, you see, Blackadder,
09:28Field Marshal Haig is most anxious to eliminate all these German spies.
09:32Filthy hun weasels fighting their dirty underhand war!
09:36Unfortunately, one of our spies...
09:38Splendid fellows, brave heroes,
09:40who might have lived for blighting...
09:42...has discovered that the leak is coming from the Field Hospital.
09:45You think there's a German spy in the Field Hospital?
09:48I think you might be right, then.
09:51Your job, Blackadder, is to root this spy out.
09:54How long do you think you'll need?
09:56Ooh, uh...
09:57You'll have to be away from the trenches for some time.
09:59Six months?
10:00Two-bye, Blackadder, you've got three weeks.
10:02Yes, three weeks to smoke the bugger out.
10:05Use any method you see fit.
10:07Personally, I'd recommend you get hold of a cocker spaniel,
10:10tie your suspect down on a chair with a potty on his head,
10:13then pop his todger between two flowery bats
10:16and shout,
10:18Dinnertime Fido!
10:21All right.
10:22If you're successful,
10:23I shall need you back here permanently
10:25to head up my new security network,
10:27Operation Winkle.
10:28Winkle?
10:29Yes.
10:30To winkle out the spies.
10:32You never mention this to me, sir?
10:33Well, we have to have some secrets, don't we, darling?
10:37Right.
10:37Well, I'll be back in three weeks.
10:39Excellent.
10:40And if you come back with the information,
10:42Captain Darling will pump you thoroughly in the debriefing room.
10:47Not while I have my strength, he will.
10:53Damn, Nixon, sir!
10:54His insolence makes my blood boil.
10:56What's more, I don't trust him, sir.
10:57I think it would be best if I went to the hospital myself to keep an eye on him.
11:01What, spy on our own spy as he searches for their spy?
11:04Yes.
11:05Why not?
11:05Sounds rather fun.
11:06You'll have to go undercover.
11:08Oh, definitely, sir.
11:09And you'll need some kind of wound, convincing wound.
11:12Naturally, sir.
11:13Yes.
11:19Yes.
11:21That looks quite convincing.
11:26Right, pack me a toothbrush, Baldrick.
11:28We're going on holiday.
11:29Hooray!
11:30Where to?
11:31Hospital.
11:32Oh, no, I hate hospitals.
11:34My grandfather went into one, and when he'd come out, he was dead.
11:39He was also dead when he went in, Baldrick.
11:42He'd been run over by a traction engine.
11:45I don't like them doctors.
11:46If they start poking around inside me...
11:49Baldrick, why would anyone wish to poke around inside me?
11:52They might find me interesting.
11:55Baldrick, I find the great northern and metropolitan sewage system interesting.
11:59But that doesn't mean that I want to put on some rubber gloves and pull things out of
12:03it with a pair of tweezers.
12:05So, tell you what, sir, you might have a chance to get to know that pretty nurse.
12:12No, thank you, Baldrick.
12:14She's as wet as a fish's wet bits.
12:17I'd rather get to know you.
12:19I'm not available, sir.
12:22I'm waiting for Miss Wright to come along and gather me up in her arms.
12:27Yes, I wouldn't be too hopeful.
12:28Well, we'd have to get her arms out of a straitjacket first.
12:31Now, get packing.
12:34So very interesting.
12:36Please, do continue, old bean.
12:38Right, well, then I go on to say,
12:41the orders came through for us to advance at 0800 hours in a pincer movement.
12:45Gosh, how exciting.
12:48Captain and George.
12:49Ah, hello, Cap.
12:51Ah, Captain, I hope you're going to conduct yourself with a little more decorum this time.
12:55No, I'm going to conduct myself with no decorum.
12:57Shove off.
12:58Oh.
13:00Jawohl, Herr Kapitan, jawohl.
13:03So, Cap, what's going on?
13:05Well, there's a German spy in the hospital, and it's my job to find him.
13:09A job?
13:10Well, snakes are live.
13:11Exciting stuff, eh?
13:13Wait a minute.
13:14I think I might have a plan already.
13:16What is it?
13:16Well, have a look through the list of patients,
13:18and see if there's anyone here whose name begins with Vom.
13:22Well, he's almost bound to be a bloke.
13:24I think we may find that he's using a false name, actually, George.
13:27Oh, crikey, well, that's hardly fair now, is it?
13:30I, too, have a cunning plan to catch the spies on.
13:34Do you, Baldrick?
13:35Do you?
13:35You go around the hospital, and you ask everyone,
13:39Um, are you a German spy?
13:43Yes, I must say, Baldrick, I appreciate your involvement on the creative side.
13:46If it was me, I'd own up.
13:48Of course you would, but sadly, the enemy have not added to the German army entrance form
13:52the requirement, must have intellectual capacity of a boiled potato.
13:57Now, Baldrick, see that man over there?
13:59Yeah?
14:00I want you to stick to him like a limpet.
14:02Make sure he doesn't leave the hospital.
14:04Sir.
14:07Hello, darling, what are you doing here?
14:10Bullet in the foot.
14:12Well, I can understand people up the front trying to shoot themselves in the foot,
14:15but when you're 35 miles behind the line...
14:17I did not shoot myself.
14:19The general did it.
14:21Finally got fed up with you, did he?
14:23No, it was a mistake.
14:24Oh, he was aiming for your head?
14:26He wasn't aiming for anything.
14:28Oh, so he was going for between your legs, then?
14:30It's very funny, Blackadder.
14:32You'll be laughing on the other side of your face if you don't find this spy.
14:35Don't you worry, darling.
14:36I intend to start interviewing suspects immediately.
14:40This is completely ridiculous, Blackadder.
14:42You can't suspect me.
14:43I've only just arrived.
14:44The first rule of counter-espionage, darling, is to suspect everyone.
14:48Believe me, I shall be asking myself some pretty searching questions later on.
14:52Now, tell me, what is the colour of the Queen of England's favourite hat?
14:56How the hell should I know?
14:57Um, I see.
15:00Well, let me ask you another question.
15:02What is the name of the German head of state?
15:04Well, Kaiser Wilhelm, obviously.
15:06So you're on first-name terms with a Kaiser, are you?
15:09What did you expect me to say?
15:11Darling, darling, shh.
15:15Cigarette?
15:16Oh, thank you.
15:23All right, you stinking piece of...
15:25Oh, thank you, Father.
15:26Take your cake, old sonny.
15:27I know you.
15:28Tell me, fond darling, what was it finally won you over, eh?
15:31Was it the pumpernickel?
15:32Or was it the thought of hanging around with big men in leather shorts?
15:36I'll have you court-martialed for this, my brother.
15:38What, for obeying the general's orders?
15:40That may be what you do in Munich.
15:41Or should I say, mu-tion.
15:43But not here, Werner.
15:44You're a filthy hun spy, aren't you?
15:46Baldrick the Cocker Spaniel, please.
15:48No, no, no, no, wait.
15:50Look, I'm in case.
15:52I was born in Crichton.
15:54I was educated in a little bit of primary school.
15:56I've got a girlfriend called Doris.
15:58I know the words to all three verses of God Save the Key.
16:00Four verses.
16:01Four verses, four verses.
16:02I've been four verses.
16:04Look, I'm as British as Queen Victoria.
16:06So your father's German, you're half German, and you married a German?
16:11No, no.
16:12For God's sake, I'm not a German spy.
16:15Good, thanks very much.
16:16Send the next man.
16:19What is all this noise about?
16:21Don't you realise this is a hospital?
16:24You'll regret this, Blackadder.
16:27You'd better find a real spy, or I'll make it very hard for you.
16:31Please, darling, there are ladies' presents.
16:41Well, well, Captain Blackadder.
16:46This is an unexpected pleasure.
16:48What?
16:49Nice to have you back with us.
16:52A spycatcher, eh?
16:54That silly kid, George, was right.
16:56You are a ballet hero.
16:58Wait a minute.
17:00I thought you liked George.
17:02That's just my bedside manner.
17:04What I call my fluffy bunny act.
17:06Yes, sir, you're not a drip after all.
17:08Oh, no.
17:10So, Mr. Spycatcher, how's it going?
17:13Well, not much luck so far.
17:14I think he might be as difficult to find as a piece of hay in a massive stack full of
17:19needles.
17:20So, you're going to be around for quite a while, then?
17:22Looks like it.
17:24God.
17:25Because, uh, it can get pretty lonely around here, you know.
17:32God, it's nice to have someone healthy to talk to.
17:36Cigarette?
17:37No, thank you.
17:38I only smoke cigarettes after making love.
17:41So, back in England, I'm a 20-a-day man.
17:52A man should smoke.
17:54It acts as an expectorant and gives his voice a deep, gravelly, masculine tone.
18:00God, I love nurses.
18:01They're so disgustingly clinical.
18:04Tell me, Captain Blackadder.
18:08Edmund.
18:09Edmund.
18:11When this war is over, do you think we might get to know each other a little better?
18:15Yes, why not?
18:16When this madness is finished, perhaps we could go cycling together.
18:19Take a trip down to the old Swan at Henley and go for a walk in the woods.
18:23Yes.
18:24Or we could just do it right now on the desk.
18:31Yeah, okay.
18:36Ah, Baldrick.
18:37Have you seen Nurse Mary?
18:38I need someone to post this letter.
18:39She's in her office with the captain, sir.
18:42Ah, poor girl.
18:44Tied to her desk day and night.
18:46Oh, Cap, I hear you've been seeing a lot of Nurse Mary.
18:49Yes, almost all of her, in fact.
18:52How is she, sir?
18:53Unbelievable.
18:56What I really want to know is, are you any closer to finding the spy?
19:00Yes, I think I'm getting there, George.
19:03Everything all right, Smith?
19:05Oh, yeah, excellent, excellent.
19:07Very good.
19:10Smithy, you haven't seen any suspicious-looking characters hanging around, have you, who might
19:14be German spies?
19:16Nein.
19:18Nein?
19:20Well, Cap's got his work cut out, then.
19:25Tell me, Edmund, do you have someone special in your life?
19:30Well, yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
19:32Who?
19:32Me.
19:35No, I mean, someone you love and cherish and want to keep safe from all the horror and
19:41the hurt.
19:41Hmm, still me, really.
19:45No, but back home, in England, there must be someone waiting, some sweetheart.
19:53Oh, a girl.
19:56I've always been a soldier, married to the army.
19:59The Book of King's Regulations is my mistress, possibly with a Harrod's Lingerie catalogue discreetly
20:04tucked between the pages.
20:06And no casual girlfriend?
20:09Skirt?
20:10Ha!
20:10If only.
20:12When I joined up, we were still fighting colonial wars.
20:15If you saw someone in a skirt, you shot him and nicked his country.
20:20What about you?
20:21Have you got a man?
20:22Some fine fellow in an English country village?
20:25A vicar, maybe.
20:27Quiet, gentle, hung like a baboon.
20:34There was a man I cared for a little.
20:37Wonderful chap.
20:39Strong, athletic.
20:40What happened to him?
20:42He bought it.
20:44I'm so sorry, I didn't realise that was the arrangement.
20:48So what's it been?
20:49Twelve nights, let's say nine afternoons.
20:52How much is...
20:53Oh, and a couple of mornings.
20:54I mean, he died.
20:56Oh, I'm sorry.
20:58He's test-driving one of those new tank contraptions and the bloody thing blew up.
21:02What a waste.
21:04God, I hope they've scrapped the lot.
21:05Eh, fat chance.
21:08They're going to use 40 of them next week at...
21:11Oh, sorry, I mustn't talk about that.
21:13You never know who might be listening.
21:15No, of course.
21:18Oh, God, I miss him so much.
21:20He was such a wonderful chap.
21:23Clever, too, actually.
21:24Oh, brilliant.
21:25Went to one of the greater universities, I suppose.
21:27Oxford, Cambridge, Hull.
21:34But why are we making small talk when we could be making big love?
21:38Good point.
21:40This could be our last chance.
21:41My three weeks are up.
21:42I'm going back to Staff HQ tomorrow.
21:45Look, why don't you come with me?
21:47It could be fun.
21:47We could have supper or something.
21:49How about something first, then supper?
21:52Good idea.
21:57Ah, hello, Blackadder.
21:59Good morning, sir.
22:00May I introduce Nurse Fletcher Brown?
22:02She's been very supportive during my work at the hospital.
22:05How do you do, young lady?
22:08Sit down.
22:10Oh!
22:11So, any news of the spy, Blackadder?
22:14Yes, sir.
22:15Excellent.
22:15The Germans seem to know every move we make.
22:17I had a letter from Gerry yesterday.
22:19It said,
22:20Isn't it about time you changed your shirt's walrus face?
22:25Oh!
22:25Do you have any ideas what it might be, young lady?
22:27Well, sir, I'm only a humbled nurse,
22:29but I did at one point think it might be Captain Darling.
22:33Well, bugger me with a fish fork.
22:36Oh, Darling, a Gerry Morse tapper?
22:38What nurse made you suspect him?
22:40Well, sir, he poo-pooed the captain here
22:42and said he'd never find the spy.
22:45Is this true, Blackadder?
22:46Sir, did Captain Darling poo-poo you?
22:49Well, perhaps a little.
22:50Well, then, damn it all, what more evidence do you need?
22:52The poo-pooing alone is a court-martial offence.
22:55I can assure you, sir, that the poo-pooing was purely circumstantial.
22:58Well, I hope so, Blackadder.
23:00You know, if there's one thing I've learnt from being in the army,
23:04it's never ignore a poo-poo.
23:07Why, you were major.
23:08Got poo-pooed.
23:09Made the mistake of ignoring the poo-poo.
23:11He poo-pooed it.
23:12Fakeful error.
23:13Well, cos it turned out all along that the soldier who poo-pooed him
23:17had been poo-pooing a lot of other officers
23:18who'd poo-pooed their poo-poos.
23:20In the end, we had to disband the regiment.
23:23Morale totally destroyed.
23:25By poo-poo.
23:27Yes, I think we may be drifting slightly from the point here, sir.
23:30Which is that, unfortunately,
23:32and to my last thing, regret, Captain Darling is not the spy.
23:35Oh? And then who the hell is?
23:37Well, sir, there is a man in the hospital
23:38with a pronounced limp and a very strong German accent.
23:42It must be him. It's obvious.
23:44Obvious, but wrong. It's not him.
23:46And why not?
23:47Because, sir, not even the Germans would be stupid enough
23:49to feel the spy with a strong German accent.
23:52Well, then who is it?
23:54Well, it's perfectly simple.
23:56It's you.
23:57Oh!
23:58Edmund!
23:58Faldrick!
23:59Explain yourself, Claire Gadea,
24:01before I have you shot for being rude to a lady!
24:04Well, sir, the first seeds of suspicion were sown
24:06when Lieutenant George unwittingly revealed
24:09that she spoke German.
24:10Do you deny Nurse Fletcher Brown,
24:12or should I say Nurse Fleischerbaum,
24:15that you helped Lieutenant George
24:17with the German words in his letters?
24:19No, I did, but...
24:20My suspicions were confirmed
24:21when she probed me expertly about tank movements.
24:24Oh, Edmund, how could you?
24:25After all we've been through...
24:26And then the final irrefutable proof.
24:28Remember, you mentioned a clever boyfriend.
24:30Yes.
24:31I then leapt on the opportunity to test you.
24:34I asked if he'd been to one of the great universities,
24:36Oxford, Cambridge, or Hull.
24:38Well?
24:38You failed to spot that only two of those
24:40are great universities.
24:42A swine!
24:43That's right.
24:44Oxford's a complete dump.
24:49Well, quite.
24:51No true English woman could have fallen into that trap.
24:54Oh, Edmund, I thought there was something beautiful between us.
24:57I thought you loved me.
25:00Nah.
25:01Take away, Edmund.
25:03Well...
25:03Rouse, Rouse.
25:05Good work, Blackadder.
25:07I'd better go and assemble a firing squad.
25:09No.
25:14What's up, sir?
25:18Darling, what on earth do you think you're doing?
25:20I'll tell you exactly what I'm doing, sir.
25:22I'm doing what Blackadder should have done three weeks ago, sir.
25:24What?
25:25This is the guilty man.
25:27Darling, you're hysterical.
25:29No, sir.
25:29No, I'm not, sir.
25:30I'll ask him I've right.
25:31Are you a spy?
25:33Yes, I am a spy.
25:35You see, sir?
25:36Well, of course he's a spy, darling.
25:38A British spy.
25:40This is Brigadier Sir Bernard Proudfoot-Smith,
25:43the finest spy in the British army.
25:51Unfortunately, I've been working on the car in Germany for so long
25:55that I have picked up a teensy-weensy bit of an accent.
26:00This, darling, is the man who told us
26:02that there was a German spy in the hospital in the first place.
26:05Ah.
26:06Right.
26:07Well, that's that, then.
26:08Blackadder?
26:09Yes, sir.
26:10You are now head of Operation Winkle.
26:13Thank you, sir.
26:14Darling?
26:15Yes, sir.
26:16You are a complete arse.
26:18Thank you, sir.
26:19Right, Bernard, let's go and watch the firing squad.
26:22Jawohl, Manganiella.
26:24Sir, what the devil is going on?
26:26I've just seen Nurse Mary being led away to a firing squad.
26:30Nurse Mary is the spy, George.
26:32What?
26:32Oh, impossible.
26:33Afraid so.
26:34Well, cover me with eggs and flour and bake me for 40 minutes.
26:39We're going to hold it, eh?
26:40Nurse Mary, a blushing nose-poker in her.
26:43Oh, well, lots of exciting stuff.
26:44Stuff to put in my next letter to my Uncle Herman in Munich.
26:49Sorry.
26:50Those letters I've been writing in hospital to my German uncle.
26:53New information, Blackadder?
26:55George.
26:56Oh, yeah, well, I know there's a war on them, but family is family.
26:59And old Uncle Hermie does so love to be kept abreast of what's going on.
27:03I even wrote and told him about old Walrus-Face Melchit and his smelly old shirt.
27:08Would you like me to tell this one the General Blackadder?
27:10Or would you enjoy that very special man?
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