Noah's South African roots and upbringing merge into his recent American experience making for funny and human juxtapositions and observations.
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00:00:14Beautiful people, put your hands together for Trevor Melon!
00:00:29What's going on Los Angeles?
00:00:34Welcome to the show!
00:00:36Thank you for coming out!
00:00:38Thank you for being here!
00:00:41This is so much fun!
00:00:43Welcome out!
00:00:44Oh, look at all of you!
00:00:47This is so dope!
00:00:49I love LA.
00:00:50I love everything about LA.
00:00:51Even the things that people hate about LA, I love.
00:00:53I love the traffic in LA.
00:00:55It's like one of my favorite experiences.
00:00:56Yeah, when you don't live here, it's great.
00:00:58It's wonderful.
00:00:59Because you get to be a part of it, but you know it's not yours forever.
00:01:02It's like another person's child.
00:01:03You know what I'm saying?
00:01:04Yeah, you get to be like, this is crazy!
00:01:06Have it back.
00:01:07That's what it feels like.
00:01:13I love it, man.
00:01:14I love the vibe.
00:01:15I love driving out here.
00:01:17And while I'm out here, I get to listen to the radio.
00:01:20Because you guys have great radio stations because you're always in your cars.
00:01:23In New York, radio's not a big thing for me living in New York.
00:01:26I ride my bicycle.
00:01:27I walk through the streets.
00:01:27I can't listen to music because I'll die.
00:01:30But in LA, that's all I do.
00:01:32You just listen to music.
00:01:33Now these days when you're driving around, all you hear is trap music.
00:01:36That's the big thing you hear is trap.
00:01:38That's the new music on the radio.
00:01:39It's really fun.
00:01:40Trap.
00:01:40I don't understand what they're saying, but I enjoy it.
00:01:43You know?
00:01:43Yeah, every single song is the same.
00:01:45Every trap song to me sounds like a toddler complaining about life.
00:01:48That's all I hear when I listen to trap songs.
00:01:51Every time a trap song plays on the radio, I think of my little brother.
00:01:53He'll go outside.
00:01:54He'll hurt himself.
00:01:56He'll come back crying.
00:01:56And it sounds like every single trap song ever.
00:01:58He'll walk in like,
00:02:02And I'll be like,
00:02:02Yo, Isaac, what happened, buddy?
00:02:04He'll be like,
00:02:20And I'll be like,
00:02:20Yo, yo, yo, dude, slow down.
00:02:24I thought you were playing with your friends.
00:02:25What happened?
00:02:26All my friends are dead.
00:02:28Give me to the end.
00:02:29All my friends are dead now.
00:02:31Give me to the end now.
00:02:35I'm going to be like,
00:02:39Yo, go talk to your mom, man.
00:02:40I don't know what you're saying.
00:02:41Go talk to your mom.
00:02:48The city of angels.
00:02:50I love every moment, man.
00:02:51I'm enjoying myself.
00:02:52I just got back from vacation.
00:02:54So I'm having a great time.
00:02:55You know when you've got that vacation swag?
00:02:57You know when you've still got that thing?
00:02:58You know?
00:02:58You still feel loose.
00:03:00You feel relaxed.
00:03:01I went to Bali on vacation.
00:03:04Yeah?
00:03:04Out in Indonesia.
00:03:05Yeah?
00:03:05If you've never been,
00:03:07Make a plan and get out there.
00:03:08It's an amazing place.
00:03:09I went out with some of my friends.
00:03:11I learned a few things about myself as a person.
00:03:13Most important thing I learned is
00:03:15somebody needs to invent a trip advisor
00:03:18specifically for black people.
00:03:20Right?
00:03:20No, because just generally I find that
00:03:22what white people want to do on vacation
00:03:24is what black people are trying to escape.
00:03:28And not in a bad way.
00:03:29It's just like we want different things out of life.
00:03:31You know?
00:03:31Like my white friends are always inviting me camping.
00:03:33For instance.
00:03:34Always.
00:03:34Like with enthusiasm.
00:03:35We're all like, Trevor, you want to go camping, dude?
00:03:37I'm like, why?
00:03:40Why?
00:03:40It's like, dude, what do you mean why?
00:03:41It's amazing.
00:03:42Are you kidding me?
00:03:42It's like no water, no electricity, you know?
00:03:45It's just like us and the great outdoors.
00:03:46You gotta take a dump in the hole in the floor or something, dude.
00:03:51I'm like, yeah, that was my life.
00:03:54That was me growing up.
00:03:55You know how hard I worked to never go camping again?
00:04:00Every day.
00:04:03Every day.
00:04:05Every day I wake up in my bed and I'm like, thank God I'm not camping.
00:04:10If my family saw pictures of me camping, they would be devastated.
00:04:15My grandmother saw me out in the woods.
00:04:17She'd be like, oh, what happened to Trevor?
00:04:21Oh, I thought he was successful.
00:04:24Oh, it must be the crack.
00:04:33I'm gonna go camping.
00:04:35So I went with my friends to Bali.
00:04:37They planned the trip.
00:04:39And before we went, I asked my friend, I was like, yo, Mitch, what are we gonna be doing?
00:04:42And he was like, dude, don't ask questions, Trevor.
00:04:44It's just gonna be a great time.
00:04:47I was like, yeah, I wanna know what the great time is gonna be about.
00:04:50He was like, dude, don't ask questions.
00:04:53I should have asked questions.
00:04:56Because we had fun.
00:04:58But the trip, like, there were a few things that were weird that I wouldn't necessarily do on my own.
00:05:02For instance, on the third day of the trip, we had what was planned, what was built in our itinerary
00:05:07as an authentic Balinese experience.
00:05:11That's what they called an authentic Balinese experience.
00:05:13And what they did was, they woke us up at 5 a.m., put us in a little bus, and
00:05:16we drove for, like, three hours.
00:05:18And we got there, get out of the bus.
00:05:20We're, like, in the middle of it.
00:05:21It's like a remote village.
00:05:22And the little tour guide was really happy.
00:05:24Way too happy for that time.
00:05:25And he's just like, welcome, everybody.
00:05:27Are you ready for a good time?
00:05:29And I'm like, yay.
00:05:31And so he's like, my name is Deng Basan, and I'm going to be your guide.
00:05:35Today, you will have an authentic Balinese experience.
00:05:38So exciting.
00:05:39Follow me.
00:05:40And so we follow him, and he walks up to a little door.
00:05:42And I'm like, oh, okay, this is going to be, like, a temple or a cave or something.
00:05:45And he's like, welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the real Bali.
00:05:48And he opens the door into somebody's house.
00:05:52This is not a museum house.
00:05:54This is just a house.
00:05:54Like, someone lives there every single day.
00:05:57He opens the door, and he's like, this is the home of someone in Bali.
00:06:02He eats here.
00:06:04He sleeps here.
00:06:05I'm like, does he know we're here?
00:06:09Because, like, we didn't knock.
00:06:10Nobody answered the door.
00:06:11For all I know, we're breaking and entering right now.
00:06:13We're in some weird Balinese gang.
00:06:14I don't know how this works.
00:06:16And as I'm about to ask the question, he turns, and he's like, over here, you can see the owner
00:06:20of the house.
00:06:21He's in the corner.
00:06:22And we turn, and there's a man the whole time.
00:06:24He was just sitting there, frozen stiff.
00:06:27And now I'm like, is this guy part of this?
00:06:29I don't know if we should be doing this or should not be doing this.
00:06:32And Dengba-san turns to him and starts speaking to him in Balinese.
00:06:34He's like, Dengra-wada-san-garakan.
00:06:36He's like, Dengra-wada-san-garakan.
00:06:36He's like, Dengra-wada-san-garakan.
00:06:37He's like, Dengra-wada-san-garakan.
00:06:37He's like, Dengra-wada-san-garakan.
00:06:37Okay, you can touch anything.
00:06:41And so I'm like, oh, no.
00:06:42I don't think we should.
00:06:43Before I can even finish, the people in our tour group were like, yeah.
00:06:47Touch it all.
00:06:48Oh, my God.
00:06:49Touch it all.
00:06:50Oh, my God.
00:06:51Does he sleep here?
00:06:53Oh, wow.
00:06:54Is this where he eats?
00:06:55Oh, my God.
00:06:56I could never do this.
00:06:58Oh, my God.
00:07:00Excuse me.
00:07:01Thank you so much for having us.
00:07:03Oh, my God.
00:07:04I appreciate my life so much more right now.
00:07:07Thank you so much.
00:07:08This is horrible.
00:07:09Can we take a selfie?
00:07:12Are you on Instagram?
00:07:13I'll just put hashtag the man.
00:07:15Oh, my God.
00:07:16So I'm really awkward right now, right?
00:07:19Because this is like something culturally I'm not supposed to be doing.
00:07:22As an African person, I should not be in somebody's house rummaging through their life.
00:07:26So I'm standing in the corner, really uncomfortable.
00:07:29And then the owner of the house, he's really accommodating.
00:07:32He's friendly.
00:07:32You know, he's like, yes.
00:07:34Enjoy.
00:07:34Enjoy.
00:07:36And then he turns and he looks at me.
00:07:38And this was one of the most magical moments, right?
00:07:40Because he was smiling at everyone else.
00:07:42And his face completely changed when he turned.
00:07:46His little hospital is like, yes.
00:07:53And with his eyes, he proceeded to have the most in-depth conversation with me that I've
00:07:58ever had.
00:07:59And it's not like the eyes conversation was new to me.
00:08:01Like, you can have an eyes conversation with anyone you have a connection with.
00:08:03You know what I'm talking about?
00:08:04Like, it could be somebody of the same race when you're in public.
00:08:07It could be like a husband and wife.
00:08:08Like, wives are really good at having eyes conversations.
00:08:11Like, they'll shit on you hard.
00:08:12Like, you'll be in public together.
00:08:14And then you'll say something off.
00:08:15You'll be like, if only she did that.
00:08:17And she'll be like, oh, hell no.
00:08:18I cannot believe you said all of that.
00:08:19But it's just eyes.
00:08:20I cannot believe you said all of that.
00:08:21Wait until the next.
00:08:22Oh, you want to air our dirty laundry out in public?
00:08:24Oh, you're going to see how this is going to end up.
00:08:25Oh, you say this and enjoy this moment right now.
00:08:27Because you know it's over.
00:08:28And you're like, yeah, I shouldn't have done that.
00:08:30All with eyes.
00:08:31Right?
00:08:32That's what he did to me.
00:08:34Because one minute he's smiling at everybody.
00:08:36And then he turns and he looks at me.
00:08:37And just with these eyes, he was like, what are you doing here?
00:08:41And so with my eyes, I was like, hey, man.
00:08:43I'm sorry.
00:08:43I didn't know this was your house.
00:08:45They said it was an authentic experience.
00:08:47That's why I came.
00:08:47He's like, yeah, authentic for white people.
00:08:51You got your own poor.
00:08:52Go back to where you came from.
00:08:55I said, yeah, I shouldn't be here, man.
00:08:56I'm sorry, man.
00:08:56I'm sorry.
00:08:59So I left.
00:09:01I go outside.
00:09:03About 50 minutes later, everyone's done with their poverty porn.
00:09:05So they come and join me.
00:09:08And Dengba San follows the crowd.
00:09:10And he's having a blast.
00:09:11You can tell.
00:09:11He walks out and he's like, everybody have a great time.
00:09:13I know you enjoyed that.
00:09:15Now it's time for a special surprise.
00:09:16Follow me, everybody, to the back.
00:09:18And he takes us to the back of the house.
00:09:21Where there's this area that they've laid out.
00:09:23Where clearly they have some sort of performance.
00:09:25There's a stage.
00:09:26There's raked seating.
00:09:27And he tells us to find our seats.
00:09:28And so we all sit down.
00:09:30And there's people from all over the world in our tour groups.
00:09:32Myself, my American friends.
00:09:33You've got some British people.
00:09:34There's a French family.
00:09:35A dad and his son.
00:09:36They sit next to me.
00:09:37And so I sit in the front row.
00:09:38And Dengba San comes back out.
00:09:40And all of a sudden he's wearing like a giant Balinese headdress.
00:09:43Looking really beautiful, you know.
00:09:44And he looks at us and he's like, ladies and gentlemen.
00:09:46Are you ready for an authentic Balinese experience?
00:09:49Please welcome the snakes of Bali.
00:09:54I'm like, the what?
00:09:56I'm like, oh, he said snakes.
00:09:59The snakes of Bali.
00:10:00And I look.
00:10:02And there's snakes.
00:10:03There's a group of men gathering snakes to bring out to us.
00:10:07And so I'm like, oh, yeah, no.
00:10:10No, I don't.
00:10:10No.
00:10:11No, because you see, as a black person, culturally, I'm trying to not die.
00:10:15So I take all my stuff.
00:10:18I start packing it.
00:10:20And the French guy turns to me.
00:10:22And he's like, my friend, where are you going?
00:10:24I said, yeah, no.
00:10:26The guy said the snake's coming.
00:10:27So I'm going to move.
00:10:29I'm going to go to the back.
00:10:31He's like, you're moving because of the snake?
00:10:33I said, yeah.
00:10:34He said, why are you moving for the snake, my friend?
00:10:36Are you afraid of a snake?
00:10:38I said, yeah.
00:10:41That's exactly what I am.
00:10:42I'm afraid of the snakes.
00:10:44He's like, such a big man, but you are afraid of a snake?
00:10:47I said, yeah, with a big brain.
00:10:49That's why I'm afraid.
00:10:50It's a snake.
00:10:52Like, you're not going to trick me into not being afraid of a snake.
00:10:54Like, my toxic masculinity is not so high that I'll be like, yeah, you know what, man?
00:10:57Come on, snakey.
00:10:58Come on.
00:10:59It's a snake.
00:11:03Instead of just letting it go, this guy turns and he's like, I cannot believe it.
00:11:05A big man like this.
00:11:06Hey, Jean-Pierre, Jean-Pierre.
00:11:07He turns to his son.
00:11:08He's like, Jean-Pierre.
00:11:09I'm the serpent.
00:11:11And this kid's like, ha, ha, ha.
00:11:15Snake.
00:11:17Snake.
00:11:17And he's like, oui, oui.
00:11:18Snake.
00:11:19Are you afraid?
00:11:21Snake.
00:11:22What is this?
00:11:23It's a snake.
00:11:25Snake.
00:11:26And these two carry on for like 15 seconds, non-stop.
00:11:30Right?
00:11:30Just back and forth.
00:11:31Snake, snake, snake the whole time.
00:11:33Snake, are you scared?
00:11:34Snake.
00:11:35Snake.
00:11:36Snake.
00:11:37I'm like, whatever, man.
00:11:38You guys lost all your wars.
00:11:39So I go to the back.
00:11:40Right?
00:11:41I don't have time for this.
00:11:44I don't have time for this.
00:11:46Because there's snakes.
00:11:48So I go to the back, take all my stuff, and I climb up and I'm sitting at the top,
00:11:52right?
00:11:52Because I want to see the show, I just don't want to be a part of it.
00:11:54Okay?
00:11:55And so, uh, so I've got, I've got, I've got my stuff, and I move all the way up to
00:11:59the top.
00:11:59And I sit there.
00:12:00And as I get there, the show starts.
00:12:01And Dengba-san's really excited.
00:12:03And he's like, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your first performer, the powerful Python.
00:12:08And dude comes out with a giant python wrapped around him.
00:12:13All right?
00:12:13And this guy had this cool trick where the python would squeeze him really tight.
00:12:17Super tight.
00:12:18So tight you could almost hear his bones cracking.
00:12:20All right?
00:12:21And then he'd make a sound.
00:12:22He'd be like, eh.
00:12:25And the snake would let go.
00:12:28And then it would start squeezing him again, and he'd be like, eh.
00:12:33And the snake would let go.
00:12:35And I would squeeze him again, and he'd make the same sound.
00:12:37He'd be like, eh.
00:12:39And the snake would let go.
00:12:40And I was like, wow, this is dope.
00:12:41This is cool.
00:12:42Yeah.
00:12:42They're in a consensual relationship.
00:12:43I like this.
00:12:44This is, uh.
00:12:46And so he leaves with the snake.
00:12:47Uh, the next performer comes out.
00:12:49And this guy had, uh, he had a, he had a green, he had a green mamba with him, right?
00:12:53And so, so Dengba-san's like, ladies and gentlemen, the green mamba!
00:12:56And this guy comes out.
00:12:57And he had a cool trick where he, he took the lid off the basket.
00:13:00And the green mamba would come out.
00:13:02And then it would start doing like a little move.
00:13:03And then someone would play music.
00:13:05And then the snake charmer would dance with the snake.
00:13:07And they'd do the same moves.
00:13:08It was dope.
00:13:08It was like a Justin Timberlake video.
00:13:09Just the two of them, okay?
00:13:10Played back and forth.
00:13:11I was like, oh, that was dope.
00:13:12And the snake goes back in.
00:13:14And then Dengba-san came out one final time.
00:13:16And he's like, now, ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the final part of the show?
00:13:21Please welcome the King Cobra!
00:13:24And the final performer comes out with a cobra, puts the snake down.
00:13:28And this is the lid.
00:13:29The snake comes out.
00:13:31And I don't know what it was about this snake, but you could feel the energy change.
00:13:36Like, they were all snakes, but the snake looked mean.
00:13:41You know?
00:13:41Like, it looked like it hated life.
00:13:44There was something about it.
00:13:45Like, the snake looked like it had a mortgage.
00:13:53Because it looked at us, and then fixed its eyes on the charmer.
00:13:59And he was really cool and calm.
00:14:01He didn't even look at the snake.
00:14:02He addressed us.
00:14:03He was like, ladies and gentlemen, they say the cobra can strike faster than the man can blink.
00:14:10But can a man move faster than the snake can think?
00:14:15And I'm like, ooh.
00:14:19I don't know what that means.
00:14:22But I'm in.
00:14:24Because it sounds like a dumb Instagram quote, but I'm in.
00:14:27And this guy had the most amazing trick.
00:14:29What he did was, he got right up close to the snake.
00:14:34And he put his hands behind his back.
00:14:36And then he would make it seem like he was going to kiss the snake.
00:14:40And the snake would be no further than, like, a foot from his face.
00:14:44And then he would make this sound, like a kissing sound.
00:14:48And as he made the sound, the snake would try to bite him.
00:14:50And then he'd move out of the way.
00:14:51I've never seen anything like it.
00:14:52So he leaned in, and he's like, come on, snake.
00:15:01Too slow, snakey.
00:15:04Try again.
00:15:09No love for you, my friend.
00:15:12Come on, snakey.
00:15:13And all of us, all of us are enthralled.
00:15:15Every single one of us.
00:15:16No one's making a sound.
00:15:17No one's moving.
00:15:18And he does it over and over again.
00:15:20And then, to take it to the next level, he closes his eyes.
00:15:25Pots his lips.
00:15:26And I guess at this point, the snake was probably like,
00:15:30Oh, I think I figured this out.
00:15:34This dude's going to make the sound, and then he's going to move.
00:15:38But if I bite before the sound, I can change everyone's lives.
00:15:45Because that's exactly what the snake does.
00:15:50The guy closes his eyes, pouts his lips.
00:15:53Before he can make the sound, the snake strikes him.
00:15:56Pah!
00:15:56Bam!
00:15:57Hits him on the mouth.
00:15:58Right?
00:15:59Cuts his lip open.
00:16:00Blood goes spraying everywhere.
00:16:01Now, that should be the end of the story.
00:16:03That should be the craziest part of the story.
00:16:04No.
00:16:05This is the middle.
00:16:07The snake hits him on the mouth.
00:16:09The blood goes spraying.
00:16:11This guy jumps back, and then acts like he didn't just get bitten by a snake.
00:16:16Which makes us think we're crazy.
00:16:18Because we all saw it.
00:16:19Everyone in the audience was like,
00:16:20Oh!
00:16:20And then he jumps back, and he goes, he just like shakes it off.
00:16:23You know what he did?
00:16:24He did that thing, you know that thing that people do,
00:16:26where like you get their hand jammed in a car door or something?
00:16:28Like, you know, like it's slammed, and it'll be like,
00:16:30And then people will just be like,
00:16:31Mmm.
00:16:31Mmm.
00:16:34He did that, but with a snake.
00:16:37So the snake hits him, the blood sprays, and he jumps back and he's like,
00:16:40Mmm.
00:16:46Don't worry, we're fine.
00:16:47Don't worry.
00:16:48Don't worry.
00:16:49Everybody, we're fine.
00:16:50Relax, relax.
00:16:51We're fine.
00:16:52We're fine.
00:16:52We're fine.
00:16:53But we weren't fine.
00:16:53You know how we know this?
00:16:54Because his face started melting on the one side.
00:16:56Right?
00:16:57So his face starts melting, his lips starts turning blue,
00:17:00and he goes back to do his kiss trick again,
00:17:02but he can't even stand, and then he looks at the snake,
00:17:04the snake looks at him, and he's like,
00:17:06Okay, show is done.
00:17:07Good night, everybody.
00:17:08Goodbye.
00:17:08Good night.
00:17:09He runs off.
00:17:11And all of us now, all of us, are just like,
00:17:13What the hell just happened?
00:17:14Right?
00:17:15He runs off.
00:17:16I have questions in my head.
00:17:18I'm like, is he gonna be okay?
00:17:20Do we get our money back?
00:17:22How does this work?
00:17:25And then we turn back, and we realize,
00:17:28he's forgotten his snake.
00:17:33And you know what the worst thing was?
00:17:35Is it seemed like the snake realized the same thing
00:17:37at the same time?
00:17:39Because the snake also watched him leave,
00:17:41and then as we turned back, the snake was also like,
00:17:43Oh, shit.
00:17:50And so now, it's just us, and the snake.
00:17:57And mind you, there's no barrier, right?
00:18:01There's no concrete, there's no glass, there's nothing.
00:18:03It's an authentic Balinese experience.
00:18:09So we're all staring at the snake.
00:18:11The snake is staring at us.
00:18:13And then, one genius decided now would be the perfect time
00:18:17to get an Instagram picture.
00:18:19And I don't know if it was the camera, the sound, or the flash.
00:18:23All I heard was click, and the snake jumped up and was like,
00:18:27And we were all like,
00:18:30And then it was chaos.
00:18:33Pandemonium ensued.
00:18:33Now, don't forget, I was at the back.
00:18:35So I just jumped up, I was like,
00:18:36Ha-ha, being black saved me!
00:18:40I was out!
00:18:44Panic ensued!
00:18:46Everyone jumps up, people are trying to scramble,
00:18:48like, trampling over each other.
00:18:49The French guy was my favorite,
00:18:50because he jumps up and he's like,
00:18:52Sacré bleu!
00:18:53Le serpent, le serpent!
00:18:56Allez, Jean-Pierre, allez!
00:18:57And he's pushing the people, and he's running,
00:18:59he's like, Allez, Jean-Pierre, Jean-Pierre!
00:19:01And when he turns, his son hasn't moved.
00:19:03Right?
00:19:04So little Jean-Pierre is planted to the spot, terrified.
00:19:06And you see his face, he's like,
00:19:08Papa!
00:19:09Papa!
00:19:10Papa!
00:19:11He's like, Jean-Pierre!
00:19:11Allez, Jean-Pierre!
00:19:12Allez, mon ami!
00:19:13He's like, Papa!
00:19:14Papa!
00:19:15And so the dad realizes he's got to go back in and save his kid.
00:19:18Right?
00:19:18But now this is one of those moments where I think you can see
00:19:20the fundamental difference between mothers and fathers.
00:19:23Right?
00:19:24Because a mother, a mother would run in without thinking,
00:19:27and she'd be like,
00:19:28I will die for my child!
00:19:30Strike me now, snake!
00:19:32Right?
00:19:33That's moms.
00:19:34Dads will also save their kid,
00:19:35but on the back of their head,
00:19:36you know the dad is thinking,
00:19:37Yo, I'm gonna save my kid!
00:19:38But I don't wanna die.
00:19:39I mean...
00:19:41I don't wanna die because this dumbass didn't know to run
00:19:45when his dad was running.
00:19:47I mean, there's a snake, and I start running,
00:19:49why wouldn't you run at the same time?
00:19:51Now I gotta die for your dumbass,
00:19:53which makes no sense,
00:19:54because I can make another one of you,
00:19:55you can't make another one of me.
00:19:57I should just make you a brother,
00:19:58and we can mourn your dumbass death together.
00:20:01I don't even know why we're doing this right now.
00:20:03I think that's what the dad was thinking, right?
00:20:05Because he didn't fully commit.
00:20:06Instead, he tried to sneak in behind his kid.
00:20:10And then he grabs the back of his hoodie,
00:20:11and yanks him to safety.
00:20:13So now, little Jean-Pierre's choking in the ground.
00:20:15He's like...
00:20:16Papa! Papa!
00:20:19And he finally gets him to the side,
00:20:21and another snake charmer comes running out,
00:20:23grabs the snake,
00:20:23puts it in the sack,
00:20:24and finally, danger's averted.
00:20:27Everybody's safe.
00:20:28Everyone is safe, but terrified.
00:20:30Some people are crying.
00:20:31Others are in shock.
00:20:33I'm standing on the side,
00:20:34watching all of this.
00:20:35Little Jean-Pierre's there with his dad.
00:20:36They're both in tears, like,
00:20:37Désolé, mon ami.
00:20:38Désolé, Jean-Pierre.
00:20:39Désolé.
00:20:39And he's like,
00:20:40Papa!
00:20:42And I don't speak French,
00:20:44but I know this kid was like,
00:20:45you asshole, you left me!
00:20:48I'm gonna tell Mom!
00:20:54And so I'm staring at them,
00:20:56and I guess they could feel that I was staring.
00:20:59So they both stopped at the same time,
00:21:02and they turned and looked at me,
00:21:03and I looked at them.
00:21:05And in that moment,
00:21:06in that moment,
00:21:07I realized we're all human beings.
00:21:10We'll experience the same thing.
00:21:11We went through the same trauma.
00:21:13No matter what happened to us before,
00:21:14we are all human beings.
00:21:15Because they looked at me,
00:21:16and I could see in their eyes
00:21:17what they had just experienced,
00:21:18what I had experienced.
00:21:20And in that pause,
00:21:21I bent down.
00:21:22I got real close to them,
00:21:23and I was like,
00:21:24Snake!
00:21:40That's how racism starts.
00:21:44But you know what?
00:21:45I thought it was worth it.
00:21:47Yeah, it was worth it.
00:21:49Ah, I love traveling, man.
00:21:51I love traveling and learning about places,
00:21:53and reading things,
00:21:54meeting new people.
00:21:57I, uh...
00:21:58When I think about, like,
00:22:00the history of racism,
00:22:01I'm fascinated by racism as a concept,
00:22:03as an action, policy.
00:22:06All of it fascinates me.
00:22:08I read these stories in history.
00:22:10And one of the most fascinating things
00:22:11I read about recently,
00:22:12one of the most fascinating places,
00:22:13was a place called Rochester, New York.
00:22:17Where, genuinely, this blew my mind,
00:22:19where they had a city
00:22:22which was basically dedicated
00:22:23to rehabilitating people
00:22:26who had escaped slavery.
00:22:28Right?
00:22:28So, black people who had escaped the South,
00:22:31got into the North,
00:22:33were rehabilitated at this place.
00:22:35Frederick Douglass wrote many of his works there.
00:22:37The suffragette movement kicked off there.
00:22:39It's a powerful, powerful little place.
00:22:41And, like, I was reading these stories,
00:22:42and what they would do is,
00:22:44slaves would escape from the South,
00:22:46they'd make their way to the North,
00:22:47they would get to Rochester,
00:22:47the Underground Railroad would get them there,
00:22:50and then they would rehabilitate them,
00:22:51put them on boats,
00:22:52and send them to Canada,
00:22:54so that they could live free.
00:22:55And I was like, that's...
00:22:56Like, it's a fascinating story,
00:22:57for two reasons.
00:22:58One, to remind you
00:22:59that there were a lot of good people,
00:23:00white people out there,
00:23:01because a lot of time I get angry at white people,
00:23:03and then I'm like,
00:23:03no, no, there's good ones, calm down.
00:23:06Um...
00:23:07And the second part of it that was amazing
00:23:09was that they convinced black people
00:23:10to get back on boats.
00:23:12I think...
00:23:14That's one of the most amazing stories
00:23:17I've ever read.
00:23:19Because, like,
00:23:19do you know how convincing you'd have to be
00:23:23to convince someone who's just...
00:23:24Like, they've just escaped slavery.
00:23:27Think about that for a second.
00:23:28Somebody's just escaped slavery.
00:23:30They've made their way there, finally.
00:23:31Alright?
00:23:32They wake up after one night of free sleep.
00:23:35And they walk out,
00:23:36and it's just like,
00:23:36Hey, man.
00:23:37I just wanna say thank you so much
00:23:39for everything you did for me, man.
00:23:40Well, you know what, my friend?
00:23:41Nobody deserves to live the way you lived,
00:23:43and I'm glad we got you out.
00:23:45Thank you so much.
00:23:46I appreciate you, brother.
00:23:47Thank you, my friend.
00:23:48Okay.
00:23:49All we gotta do now
00:23:50is get you some paperwork,
00:23:51get you cleaned up,
00:23:52and, uh, put you on a boat,
00:23:53get you to Canada,
00:23:54and you can live a free life,
00:23:55and everything's gonna be better.
00:23:56Uh, I'm sorry.
00:23:57Hold up, hold up.
00:23:59Uh...
00:24:00Yeah, go...
00:24:01Uh, yeah.
00:24:01Could you come again?
00:24:02You...
00:24:03What did you say?
00:24:04Oh, I know.
00:24:04The paperwork thing is weird,
00:24:05but we gotta get you some...
00:24:06some identification.
00:24:08Nah, nah, nah.
00:24:08You said something about a boat?
00:24:10Yeah, we're gonna get you on a boat
00:24:11so you can get to Canada.
00:24:12Yeah, yeah, nah.
00:24:13I don't...
00:24:14I don't...
00:24:14Yeah, we don't do boats.
00:24:16No more.
00:24:17I don't know if you know our history,
00:24:18uh, but me and my people,
00:24:20we took a cruise one time.
00:24:21That shit didn't go so well.
00:24:23So, yeah, we...
00:24:24We gotta find another way
00:24:25to get to Canada,
00:24:26if you don't mind.
00:24:27No, but the boat is the best way
00:24:28for us to get there from Rochester.
00:24:30Yeah, that might be the best way for y'all,
00:24:32but we gonna walk.
00:24:34Uh, hell, we can run.
00:24:35We can run real good.
00:24:36We can run,
00:24:37but we ain't getting on no boat.
00:24:38My friend, you gotta get on the boat.
00:24:40Man, I ain't gotta do shit.
00:24:42I just got free.
00:24:43Imagine if I get on that boat
00:24:44and on the other side
00:24:45I'm in the same place.
00:24:45What they gonna say to me?
00:24:46Why'd you get on that boat?
00:24:47Cause he was real nice.
00:24:48Oh, hell no.
00:24:49I ain't getting on no boat.
00:24:50Well, you gotta...
00:24:51You gotta get on the boat, though.
00:24:53You gotta get...
00:24:54You're free now.
00:24:54You gotta...
00:24:55You gotta get over this.
00:24:55Look, man,
00:24:56maybe one day in a few hundred years,
00:24:58one of my descendants named Kanye West
00:24:59will be over this shit,
00:25:00but I ain't over it right now.
00:25:03So I ain't getting on no boat.
00:25:07You got...
00:25:07We gotta get you on the boat, dammit!
00:25:09I'm not getting on no boat!
00:25:12And that was the day
00:25:13the phrase,
00:25:14nigger please,
00:25:15was invented.
00:25:24That white man turned and he was like,
00:25:25nigger please!
00:25:26I need you on that boat!
00:25:33And that story was passed down generation to generation,
00:25:36black person to black person,
00:25:38free man to free man.
00:25:39And that white man got down on his knees
00:25:40and he said,
00:25:41nigger please!
00:25:42Nigger please!
00:25:43Nigger please!
00:25:44I ain't never heard that phrase before in my life!
00:25:47Nigger please!
00:25:48Nigger please!
00:25:49Nigger please!
00:25:49Nigger please!
00:25:52Nigger please!
00:25:52I know, I know that's probably
00:25:54a phrase Barack Obama used at least once
00:25:56in the White House.
00:25:58At least once!
00:26:00Like, Mr. President,
00:26:02do you think Trump is because of you?
00:26:04Do you think you caused this?
00:26:05Nigger please!
00:26:08Just one time!
00:26:10One time I know he used it!
00:26:15Actually, I had the pleasure of meeting
00:26:17President Obama while he was still in office.
00:26:18It was probably one of the craziest experiences
00:26:19I've ever had in my life.
00:26:21Yeah, I was...
00:26:24Came out of nowhere.
00:26:25Came out of nowhere.
00:26:26I was at the Daily Show,
00:26:27I was in my office
00:26:28and I got a phone call from the administration.
00:26:30And someone on the other end was like,
00:26:31Hi Trevor, would you like to interview
00:26:32the President of the United States
00:26:34in the White House?
00:26:35And I was like,
00:26:35do you ask stupid questions?
00:26:38I was like,
00:26:38of course I want to meet the President
00:26:39of the United States.
00:26:40Are you serious?
00:26:42And the day finally came,
00:26:44went to DC with my TV crew
00:26:46and they set us up in a room,
00:26:47which is literally opposite the Oval Office.
00:26:50We put all our cameras in place
00:26:52and all we're doing now
00:26:53is waiting for the President to arrive.
00:26:55So we're staring at the door
00:26:56with bated breath.
00:26:57And the reason we're staring
00:26:58is because they don't give you an exact time
00:27:00of the President's arrival
00:27:01for his safety.
00:27:02Right?
00:27:02So they just give you a window
00:27:03like the cable guy.
00:27:08So we're all waiting there,
00:27:10listening to every footstep,
00:27:11every moment.
00:27:12And then he just popped in behind us,
00:27:14scared the shit out of everybody.
00:27:16Yeah, because there's a secret door,
00:27:17but they don't tell you.
00:27:17Again, for safety.
00:27:18Right?
00:27:18So we're staring at that door
00:27:19and all of a sudden he was like,
00:27:20Hello?
00:27:21And I was like,
00:27:21Ah!
00:27:24But I had a great time
00:27:25in the interview with him.
00:27:26He was really, really kind
00:27:27to everyone in the room.
00:27:28And then we turned off the cameras
00:27:30and I promise you,
00:27:31he became even nicer.
00:27:32We just had a conversation.
00:27:33I thought he was going to leave.
00:27:34I mean, he's President of the United States.
00:27:35You've got to go do something.
00:27:36And he just chilled for a bit, you know?
00:27:38And we spoke as human beings
00:27:39and it went really well
00:27:41until he turned to me
00:27:43and he said,
00:27:44Trevor, you know,
00:27:45actually I've got a show
00:27:46that I'm doing in a few weeks.
00:27:48A little thing that I thought
00:27:50maybe you'd want to pop by
00:27:51and perform if you don't mind.
00:27:53I said, Mr. President,
00:27:53I would be honored.
00:27:54You just let me know
00:27:55when and where.
00:27:56What's the show going to be for, sir?
00:27:57He said,
00:27:58Well, Trevor, I'm doing a little thing
00:27:59for my AIDS.
00:28:00And I thought,
00:28:00maybe you'd want to be there.
00:28:02I said, I would love to.
00:28:03I'm sorry, a show for what?
00:28:05He said,
00:28:06For my AIDS, Trevor.
00:28:08He said,
00:28:10You have AIDS?
00:28:18And then,
00:28:21and then he explained
00:28:24what he meant.
00:28:27And I wanted the earth to swallow me whole.
00:28:34Because I had just looked at the President of the United States
00:28:40and asked him if he had AIDS.
00:28:47And you know what the worst thing is,
00:28:49is that he was nice to me as well.
00:28:51Because I said that
00:28:52and then he explained
00:28:53and then I was like,
00:28:54I'm so sorry, Mr. President.
00:28:55I didn't mean that.
00:28:55I don't even know why.
00:28:56I thought it was just like,
00:28:57you said AIDS and like the AIDS.
00:28:58You know, because here's the thing.
00:28:59In my defense,
00:29:00in my defense, right?
00:29:01I get it now.
00:29:02He means AIDS as in the White House AIDS,
00:29:04the people who help the President.
00:29:06I get it now.
00:29:07But in my defense,
00:29:08where I'm from,
00:29:08AIDS is some other shit that doesn't help anybody.
00:29:11No one in Africa is walking around like,
00:29:13let me introduce you to my AIDS, huh?
00:29:17So now I'm here
00:29:18and I'm frazzled.
00:29:19I'm like, Mr. President,
00:29:20I'm so sorry.
00:29:20I didn't mean that.
00:29:21You don't have AIDS.
00:29:22And even if you did have AIDS,
00:29:23there's nothing wrong with having AIDS.
00:29:24There's no stigma.
00:29:25This will be cool.
00:29:26Actually, I don't even know why I'm saying this.
00:29:27I'm so sorry.
00:29:28And he's like, Trevor, Trevor, calm down.
00:29:30Trevor, Trevor, calm down.
00:29:31I was like,
00:29:32I'm so sorry, Mr. President.
00:29:32I'm so sorry.
00:29:33I shouldn't have said,
00:29:33I'm probably the dumbest person you've ever met, Mr. President.
00:29:35He's like, no, Trevor, Trevor, calm down.
00:29:37I'm the dumbest person you've ever met.
00:29:39He's like, no, Trevor.
00:29:39That's not true.
00:29:40I've met Trump.
00:29:43Get out of here.
00:29:49So smooth.
00:29:54I'm used to it in life, though.
00:29:55This is something that commonly happens to me living in the U.S.
00:29:59You know, I understand it as an idea.
00:30:02If you move to another country,
00:30:03you're probably going to have to learn a lot of the language.
00:30:04I didn't realize that would happen in America as well,
00:30:07because I speak English,
00:30:08but here people speak American.
00:30:09Similar but not the same.
00:30:11Right?
00:30:12It's like small things change.
00:30:14Small things.
00:30:14And I accept that small things change.
00:30:15Like pronunciation.
00:30:16For instance,
00:30:18the thing you drink,
00:30:19I call that water.
00:30:20Yes?
00:30:21Water.
00:30:21In American you say water.
00:30:23Right?
00:30:23Water.
00:30:23Yeah.
00:30:24I say water because there's a T in the word.
00:30:26Right?
00:30:28Um...
00:30:29The glass you see yourself in every morning,
00:30:31I refer to that as a mirror.
00:30:32Yeah?
00:30:33Right?
00:30:33In American you say a mirror.
00:30:35Right?
00:30:35A mirror.
00:30:36Yeah, which is not the same thing to me.
00:30:37A mirror is the glass.
00:30:39A mirror is a Middle Eastern man.
00:30:40Very different experience.
00:30:41It's not the same thing.
00:30:44And that's just pronunciation.
00:30:46Right?
00:30:46You also have to learn the meanings of words
00:30:49that you already knew when you moved to America.
00:30:51For instance, where I'm from,
00:30:53there's a garment that men commonly wear under their shirts.
00:30:56It's white and it's sleeveless.
00:30:58Yeah?
00:30:58Where I'm from we refer to this as a vest.
00:31:00Okay?
00:31:01I've now learned in American it is known as a wife beater.
00:31:06Yeah.
00:31:07I have so many questions.
00:31:10And so the best and worst experience I had learning American
00:31:14happened to me when I, when I actually,
00:31:16when I first moved to the US.
00:31:17I lived in California in Pasadena
00:31:19when I first came to the United States.
00:31:21Right?
00:31:22And, and the reason I lived in Pasadena
00:31:24is because that's where I knew my first American friend.
00:31:26A guy by the name of David Meyer.
00:31:28He came to South Africa to film a documentary.
00:31:30We became the best of friends.
00:31:32And one day we were hanging out in Dave's apartment.
00:31:36And Dave's chilling on his bean bag.
00:31:38And he looks over at me and he's like,
00:31:41Trevor, dude, I don't know about you right now,
00:31:46but I'm starving.
00:31:50I said, uh, I think you mean you're hungry, Dave.
00:31:56I said, what?
00:31:56I said, it doesn't matter.
00:31:57It doesn't matter.
00:31:57What do you want to eat?
00:32:00I said, you know what I'm craving right now, man?
00:32:03I'm craving tacos.
00:32:05I was like, oh, that sounds like fun.
00:32:06Let's do it, man.
00:32:07Let's go to tacos.
00:32:10What?
00:32:12I said, isn't that the restaurant you're craving?
00:32:15Tacos?
00:32:17Are you being serious right now?
00:32:20You've never had tacos?
00:32:23I said, no, I don't know what tacos is.
00:32:26You've never had tacos?
00:32:31My answer hasn't changed from now, Dave, no.
00:32:35I've never had tacos.
00:32:36You've never had tacos?
00:32:38And by the way, I hate it when people do that.
00:32:40You know when people ask you the same question over and over again?
00:32:43Because they can't believe you haven't had the exact same life experience?
00:32:45You know that thing people do?
00:32:46Like with everything.
00:32:47They'll be like, oh, my God, have you heard the new Beyonce?
00:32:49No, no, I have.
00:32:49You haven't heard the new Beyonce?
00:32:51No, no, I have.
00:32:52You haven't heard the new Beyonce?
00:32:54Oh, no, now I have.
00:32:55Now I have.
00:32:59No, I'd never had tacos, right?
00:33:01I'd never had tacos because in South Africa we don't really have Mexican food, okay?
00:33:05We don't have Mexican food because we don't have Mexicans.
00:33:07They never came over.
00:33:08It's not my fault.
00:33:12Dave was personally offended.
00:33:15I'll never forget.
00:33:16He jumped up and he was like, dude, I cannot believe you've been in America all this time
00:33:19and you've never had tacos?
00:33:22I said, Dave, why is it such a big deal?
00:33:23He's like, because, Trevor, nothing says America like tacos.
00:33:32I said, really?
00:33:34Nothing says America like Mexican food?
00:33:39And you know what's funny is I feel like in that moment, I feel like Dave was being profound.
00:33:44He didn't even realize it, but that was a profound little nugget that he had just espoused.
00:33:49Nothing says America like tacos.
00:33:51I've had the privilege of traveling everywhere in this beautiful country.
00:33:55I've been to places like Erie, Pennsylvania, El Paso, Texas, Honolulu, Hawaii, you know.
00:34:00I've been everywhere and one thing I've learned across the board in America is that Americans love tacos.
00:34:14Everywhere you go, Americans love tacos.
00:34:20Love tacos.
00:34:22Even people you wouldn't expect.
00:34:24I was watching the news one day and there was a guy at a rally, right?
00:34:28And they were asking him about immigration and families being separated, etc.
00:34:32And this guy, like, regardless of his politics, like, he was being really mean and xenophobic and racist.
00:34:38You know, just acting real presidential.
00:34:39And the journalist asked him about children and he just went straight and he was like,
00:34:47Boy, I'll tell you what.
00:34:48I don't give a damn about any of these goddamn Mexicans, you heard?
00:34:51They came over here.
00:34:52They ain't supposed to be here, boy.
00:34:53Woo!
00:34:55It's our country now, you heard?
00:34:56That's right, boy.
00:34:57Go back to where you came from.
00:34:59Woo!
00:35:01These Mexicans ain't done nothing good.
00:35:03They ain't brought nothing good to America.
00:35:04We don't need y'all.
00:35:05Come on, bubba!
00:35:06It's Taco Tuesdays!
00:35:14Get out of here, but leave the recipes.
00:35:19I feel like there should be a rule in America.
00:35:21They should say you can hate immigrants all you want, but if you do, you don't get to eat their
00:35:26food.
00:35:27Yeah?
00:35:30That's a fair exchange for me.
00:35:33You hate immigrants?
00:35:34No immigrant food.
00:35:36And when I say no immigrant food, I mean no immigrant food.
00:35:39Nothing.
00:35:40No Mexican food.
00:35:41No Caribbean food.
00:35:41No Dominican food.
00:35:43No Asian food.
00:35:44Nothing.
00:35:44Only potatoes.
00:35:50And I'm not even saying, like, flavored potatoes.
00:35:52I'm just saying plain potatoes.
00:35:54No spice.
00:35:56Because no immigrants, no spice.
00:35:58Don't ever forget that.
00:36:00Both figuratively and literally, no spice.
00:36:03And I know some people would take that.
00:36:04I know.
00:36:04I know.
00:36:05I know there's some people right now who'd be like, well, you know what, Trevor?
00:36:07Take your immigrants, take your spice, and get the hell out of here.
00:36:11Eh, you say that now.
00:36:14Because you've never lived a life without spice.
00:36:17But don't ever forget.
00:36:20A life without spice was so hard.
00:36:24So hard.
00:36:26That it made white people sail around the world to find it.
00:36:34And, like, this wasn't regular sailing.
00:36:41This wasn't like a Disney cruise.
00:36:44These people sailed at a time when they believed if you went that way, you would fall off the edge
00:36:50of the earth and die.
00:36:53And still, some man out there was eating some white lady's cooking and he was like, I can't do this
00:37:00shit anymore.
00:37:03I'm sailing that way.
00:37:06But what if you die?
00:37:07At least it's exciting.
00:37:13No immigrants.
00:37:14No spice.
00:37:17And definitely no tacos.
00:37:19And I know my friend Dave would never allow that.
00:37:21I've never seen him so passionate.
00:37:22He got up, he gave me a speech about tacos like he was the heir to a taco dynasty.
00:37:26He finally turned to me, he's like, Trevor, it's your friend and as an American, I'm gonna make sure that
00:37:31you get tacos if it's the last thing I ever do!
00:37:34I was like, why don't we just go now, Dave?
00:37:36He's like, that'll work!
00:37:38You know what my favorite part of any conversation is?
00:37:41Is when people think you're gonna argue with them but you agree and they've already chosen anger.
00:37:47Because nobody, nobody just changes their tone.
00:37:50Everyone has to stick in the anger for a while because they think it makes them seem less crazy.
00:37:54Like, it happens in relationships all the time.
00:37:55You'll have a fight that's not a fight.
00:37:57You know, just be like, God damn it, Karen!
00:37:59Every time I ask for your support, you're not there for me and it hurts me sometimes!
00:38:02You know what, Bob, I'm sorry.
00:38:03No, don't try and thank you very much!
00:38:06I didn't think you would apologize and so I chose this tone and now I feel like an idiot!
00:38:11I'm gonna leave the room and reset!
00:38:18I wasn't gonna fight! I wanna have tacos!
00:38:20Let's go get tacos, Dave!
00:38:23And so we rolled together, jumped into the car.
00:38:25And so we drove for about 20 minutes to what I thought was going to be a restaurant.
00:38:37Instead, Dave pulls over into an abandoned parking lot.
00:38:47Kills the engine, looks over at me and goes, all right, dude, we're here.
00:38:54I was like, where? At my murder scene?
00:38:57He's like, no, dude, we're getting tacos over there!
00:39:00And he points and in the corner of the parking lot was a truck.
00:39:03A food truck, yeah.
00:39:04Which I've now learned is quite common in America.
00:39:06In fact, some of the best food you'll find at a food truck.
00:39:08But at that moment in time, you have to forgive me, I was a little bit apprehensive.
00:39:12Okay?
00:39:13Yeah, I just wasn't quite comfortable with the idea of getting my food from an establishment
00:39:16that would not be there the next day.
00:39:20I feel like there's a certain level of accountability that comes with permanence.
00:39:28Dave was adamant though, he's like, dude, you gotta get it from a truck, dude.
00:39:30That's how you know it's real.
00:39:31I was like, all right, well, let's just get this over with.
00:39:33Let's do it.
00:39:34So I hop out of the car, walk up to the truck.
00:39:36And it was definitely a taco truck, because there's a sign above it flashing that read,
00:39:39Tacos.
00:39:41Tacos.
00:39:43Tacos.
00:39:45By the way, weird piece of trivia about me as a person.
00:39:48I hate signs that flash, but don't change.
00:39:52Yeah, I always feel like a sign shouldn't be allowed to flash unless it intermittently
00:39:56changes to some other information.
00:39:58Otherwise, I think that's wasted suspense, it should be illegal.
00:40:02Because it always catches my eye, and then I wait for something else like,
00:40:05Tacos!
00:40:06And?
00:40:07Tacos!
00:40:07And what else?
00:40:09Anything else?
00:40:10Tacos!
00:40:10Just stay on tacos!
00:40:13Anyway, now I'm irritated.
00:40:15I walk up to the truck, and as I get there, this little dude pops out.
00:40:18And he was in a completely different mood to me, you could tell.
00:40:20He just popped his head out.
00:40:21He's like, hey, how you doing, man?
00:40:22You want some tacos?
00:40:24I said, uh, it would be awkward if we didn't.
00:40:29He says, what?
00:40:29Oh, yeah, yeah, of course, man, of course.
00:40:31But you never know, maybe you want something else, yeah?
00:40:33I said, oh, uh, what else do you have, my friend?
00:40:35He said, no, nothing, man, it's a taco truck.
00:40:40I said, oh, thank you.
00:40:41That's a moment of my life I'll never get back.
00:40:43Thank you very much.
00:40:44I said, no, no, no, calmate, man.
00:40:46I'm just saying, you know, I don't want to waste your time.
00:40:48You want tacos?
00:40:49Let's do tacos.
00:40:49How many tacos do you want, my friend?
00:40:51I said, well, I don't know how many tacos to get, sir.
00:40:53I've never had tacos before.
00:40:55He said, you've never had tacos?
00:40:58I said, no, I have.
00:40:59You've never had tacos?
00:41:02He's like, oh, you should meet my friend Dave.
00:41:05Because, like, I'm not going to order food
00:41:06when I don't know what it is, okay?
00:41:08I don't know what the quantities are.
00:41:10I don't know what tacos are.
00:41:11I don't know what taco is.
00:41:11I don't know what taco be, okay?
00:41:13What do you say?
00:41:13How many do you get?
00:41:14Because just now I'm going to be like, give me five.
00:41:15What if tacos are like little pigs or something?
00:41:18I'm like, give me five.
00:41:19Next thing I'm walking home, we'll just, whee!
00:41:21Whee!
00:41:22Whee!
00:41:22And that's how I started my farm.
00:41:24I have no clue what these things are.
00:41:29So I'm like, yo, man, I just want to try the food.
00:41:31Just give me enough to try.
00:41:32He's like, okay, you're just trying it out.
00:41:34Two tacos is enough, my friend.
00:41:35I said, okay, then give me two tacos.
00:41:36He's like, two tacos.
00:41:37Coming up!
00:41:39Guy goes to the back.
00:41:41Starts preparing the food.
00:41:43I have no clue what's coming out.
00:41:46He comes back a few minutes later.
00:41:47He's like, hey, my friend!
00:41:48Your tacos are ready!
00:41:50I said, oh, thank you, man.
00:41:51Thank you very much.
00:41:51He's like, yeah, you want a napkin?
00:41:54I said, I'm sorry, what?
00:41:55He said, do you want a napkin?
00:42:02And now, LA.
00:42:06This is where it gets weird for me.
00:42:11Because you see, where I'm from.
00:42:17Napkins are the things babies wear.
00:42:24To hold their shit.
00:42:31The thing for your mouth, we call a serviette.
00:42:35But I didn't know that, so at this point,
00:42:37this manager turned to me, offered me food, and then said,
00:42:43you want a napkin?
00:42:49I said, I'm sorry.
00:42:50I'm confused.
00:42:51Why would I want a napkin?
00:42:53He said, you know, man, for the mess afterwards.
00:43:01I said, for the mess?
00:43:05How instant is it that I need a napkin?
00:43:08I said, hey, man, you never know with tacos, man.
00:43:12One minute you think you got it, the next thing is coming out.
00:43:16I said, that sounds like the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my life.
00:43:19He's like, no, it's part of the experience.
00:43:21Everybody does it, man.
00:43:23You make a mess, you clean up, you come back and try again, you know?
00:43:27I said, all right, that's an experience I don't want to have.
00:43:28I'm not going to lie.
00:43:29I'm going to skip it.
00:43:30He's like, so you're not going to try my food?
00:43:31I said, okay, I'll try the food, but I'm not going to take the napkin, man.
00:43:35I said, so what are you going to do?
00:43:36I said, well, if it's as crazy as you say it is, I'll just eat the taco in the car
00:43:39on the way home.
00:43:41I said, oh, you think you're safe.
00:43:45But you're going to be driving.
00:43:48Somebody swerves, you hit the brakes, splat, it's coming out.
00:43:54Don't be a hero, man.
00:43:57Just egg the napkin.
00:43:59I said, all right, I'm not being a hero right now, I'm just being a grown-ass man, okay?
00:44:03Like, if it gets really bad, I'll just squeeze super tight until I get to where I'm going.
00:44:06He's like, yeah, that's the problem.
00:44:08Some people, they don't know, they squeeze the tooth tight,
00:44:10then the juice comes spraying out even more.
00:44:13It can spray on your pants and on your shirt and all.
00:44:16I'm like, oh, my shirt?
00:44:18How the hell does this shit get all the way up to my shirt?
00:44:20What, it's just bouncing on the ground and ricocheting back up?
00:44:23What the hell is in this, man?
00:44:24He's like, hey, man, you want that napkin or not?
00:44:26I said, I don't even know I want your tacos right now, dude.
00:44:35So much stress.
00:44:41Now I love tacos.
00:44:53I love tacos.
00:44:55I love Mexican food.
00:44:57I love Mexican people.
00:45:04I don't even know what it is.
00:45:05I think it's just people.
00:45:06We have a connection, you know?
00:45:07I don't know.
00:45:07South Africans and Mexicans or something.
00:45:09People from shithole countries.
00:45:10We have this thing.
00:45:15I still can't believe the things Donald Trump says.
00:45:18He's such a...
00:45:19For me, Donald Trump is an emotional paradox.
00:45:22I'm not gonna lie.
00:45:23You know?
00:45:24Logically, I can process him.
00:45:26Emotionally, I struggle.
00:45:27On the one hand, I will admit I wake up many days terrified
00:45:30at the notion that he's president of the most powerful nation
00:45:33in the world.
00:45:34But I also must admit I wake up many days
00:45:38knowing he's gonna make me laugh.
00:45:40Yeah, there's terror and there's joy,
00:45:42and I don't know how to feel.
00:45:45You know what it feels like sometimes?
00:45:46It feels like there's a giant asteroid headed towards the Earth.
00:45:49But it's shaped like a penis.
00:45:54Like, I think I'm gonna die,
00:45:57but I know I'm gonna laugh.
00:46:03You just look at everything that he does.
00:46:06The world we now live in because of him.
00:46:08Like, you realize we're living through history.
00:46:10You know?
00:46:11This will never happen in our lifetimes again.
00:46:13We're living through a time
00:46:14when we're all learning about the presidency
00:46:18at the same time as the president.
00:46:20That's never happened.
00:46:23How wild is that concept?
00:46:27You wake up every day reading the news,
00:46:29and you're like, wow, I didn't know that.
00:46:31And somewhere at that exact same moment,
00:46:34he's reading the same news going, wow, me too.
00:46:41And nobody knows where it's gonna lead.
00:46:43Nobody knows what he's gonna do.
00:46:44All we know is that he wants his wall.
00:46:46He wants his wall.
00:46:48Donald Trump wants his wall.
00:46:50He needs $25 billion the last time he asked.
00:46:53He needs it from American taxpayers
00:46:55because Mexico is smart.
00:46:58That fell apart real quick.
00:47:00I remember how confident he was at the rallies,
00:47:02people cheering for him.
00:47:03He was like, folks!
00:47:06We're gonna build...
00:47:09a wall.
00:47:14We're gonna build a wall, folks!
00:47:17Who's gonna pay?
00:47:19Mexico!
00:47:21And Mexico was like, we ain't paying for shit, man.
00:47:30We might build it, but we're not gonna pay for it, man.
00:47:37And I don't know if you've been following
00:47:38the journey of the wall,
00:47:39but it's probably the best comedy on TV.
00:47:40Right?
00:47:41Because now they've started building prototypes
00:47:44of the wall at the border.
00:47:45Right?
00:47:46Because Donald Trump said he wants them
00:47:47to test the wall first.
00:47:48I don't know how you do that.
00:47:50Everyone's just like, try again!
00:47:53And because this is the prototypes,
00:47:55Donald Trump now has specifications for the wall.
00:47:57He now says he wants the wall
00:47:58to be made out of concrete,
00:48:00but he also needs the wall to be see-through.
00:48:03Right?
00:48:04And the reason the president wants the wall
00:48:06to be see-through is because he said he's afraid
00:48:08that drug dealers from Mexico
00:48:10are gonna shoot bags of drugs over the wall
00:48:12and is gonna hit Americans on the head
00:48:14as they walk by.
00:48:17So he needs the wall to be see-through
00:48:20so that Americans can see the drugs coming
00:48:23and catch it.
00:48:29Now, I'm not gonna lie.
00:48:29I don't know what a see-through wall is,
00:48:32but at this point I'm just worried
00:48:34that a contractor's gonna come along
00:48:35and trick the president.
00:48:37He's gonna take him to the border and be like,
00:48:38there it is, Mr. Trump.
00:48:40Your invisible wall.
00:48:48And then just to make sure he buys it,
00:48:50he's gonna hire a troupe of Mexican mimes
00:48:51to be like, oh my God, you can't get through it.
00:48:59It works.
00:49:04Like the mind of Donald Trump.
00:49:06Oh, the other idea he had for the wall
00:49:08was he said America should build the wall
00:49:09out of solar panels.
00:49:11That's what he said.
00:49:12He said America should build the wall
00:49:14out of solar panels because that way
00:49:16the wall would generate electricity
00:49:17and pay for itself.
00:49:19Yeah.
00:49:20Now, I'm not gonna lie.
00:49:21I'm not gonna lie.
00:49:21That's a good idea.
00:49:23Right?
00:49:23It's a good idea.
00:49:24Unless you know anything about solar panels
00:49:27or the sun or walls.
00:49:30Cause the problem with that idea is that
00:49:31the sun is up.
00:49:33Yeah?
00:49:33We'll agree on that.
00:49:34We're still on the same page there.
00:49:35Yeah?
00:49:35The sun is up.
00:49:37Alright?
00:49:38A solar panel wall is not gonna work
00:49:40cause a wall is like this.
00:49:41So technically it's facing down.
00:49:44So unless you have like a really swaggy sun
00:49:45that's like, yeah, I shine real low, B.
00:49:48It's not gonna work for you.
00:49:52The only way it works is if you take your border
00:49:54solar panel and lean it at an angle
00:49:55to get the sun's rays.
00:49:56But if you do that,
00:49:57now you've just created a giant ramp for Mexicans
00:49:59to shoot into America.
00:50:00He's like,
00:50:08The mind of Donald J. Trump.
00:50:11The J stands for Jesus.
00:50:13A lot of people don't know that.
00:50:16A lot of self-loathing going on there.
00:50:21And he's always going after someone, right?
00:50:23He's always going after someone.
00:50:24If it's not Mexicans, it's Muslims.
00:50:26If it's not Muslims, it's Africans from shithole countries.
00:50:29And that one was my favorite personally
00:50:31because I am an African and I've shat in a hole.
00:50:37Um...
00:50:37I also liked it because like,
00:50:39people came up to me and asked me questions.
00:50:40There was one man who came up to me after the show,
00:50:43really concerned.
00:50:43He was like, Trevor, hey,
00:50:45hey, can I ask you a question?
00:50:46I said, yeah, go ahead, my friend.
00:50:48He said, Trevor, I just wanted to know
00:50:50when Donald Trump says all these,
00:50:53these horribly racist things,
00:50:54do you sometimes just wanna, you know, pack it up,
00:50:57leave America, go back to South Africa
00:50:59and escape all this racism?
00:51:08He said, my friend,
00:51:10you don't go to South Africa to escape racism.
00:51:13That's where you go to stock up.
00:51:17Are you kidding me?
00:51:18That's the one thing that reminds me of home.
00:51:21Racism out here.
00:51:23Because we've got tons of racism in South Africa.
00:51:26And don't get me wrong, it's gotten a lot better.
00:51:28You know, when I was growing up,
00:51:30we had apartheid.
00:51:31And, you know, apartheid was basically
00:51:33the best racism in the world.
00:51:36Sorry, I didn't mean to say that to me.
00:51:37Now you're gonna feel bad and be like,
00:51:38oh, racism was the best.
00:51:39No, it wasn't.
00:51:40It was good, but not the best.
00:51:44And I experienced a bunch of racism,
00:51:46and everyone did.
00:51:47I never felt like it was a bad thing,
00:51:49mostly because of my family.
00:51:51You know, my mother is a black woman,
00:51:53Xhosa woman.
00:51:54My father's Swiss from Switzerland.
00:51:55And them being a couple was against the law.
00:51:57And that was a problem for us living together.
00:52:00And so we experienced a ton of racism.
00:52:02And in case you're wondering, yes,
00:52:03Xhosa is one of the languages with the clicks in it.
00:52:06Right?
00:52:09But not like in American movies,
00:52:11just so you know.
00:52:13Yeah, I've seen those movies where they have Africans
00:52:15and they're like...
00:52:21That's not a language.
00:52:24Yeah.
00:52:24Even we watch those movies and we're like,
00:52:26I wonder what they are saying, yeah?
00:52:31Where are they from?
00:52:32I think they're from Cleveland.
00:52:38It's not just clicks.
00:52:39The clicks are consonants.
00:52:40We still have vowels.
00:52:42Yeah, I grew up in this family
00:52:43and we couldn't live together.
00:52:44I could live with my mom,
00:52:45but my dad obviously couldn't live with us
00:52:47because it was illegal.
00:52:48And people would be racist to us all the time.
00:52:50But I was really lucky growing up
00:52:51because my mom is probably
00:52:52the most gangster human being
00:52:54you'll ever meet in your life.
00:52:55Right?
00:52:55Nothing got to her.
00:52:57Nothing fazed her.
00:53:00And I remember one day in particular,
00:53:02we were walking through the streets together
00:53:04and some guy across the road
00:53:06shouted something really mean at us.
00:53:08And I was about four or five years old.
00:53:10And I turned and I looked at my mom and I said,
00:53:12Mommy, what do we do if people do the racism to us?
00:53:17What?
00:53:17And my mom said,
00:53:18Oh, baby, you know what we do?
00:53:19If somebody's racist,
00:53:20we take that racism of theirs
00:53:23and we shake it up with the love of Jesus.
00:53:28And then we send it back.
00:53:32And I was like, what?
00:53:36And I was like, this lady's crazy.
00:53:42And she was crazy.
00:53:44And she was crazy.
00:53:45But she was also right.
00:53:46I didn't even realize how right my mother was
00:53:48until decades later.
00:53:49Which I feel is what always happens with your parents.
00:53:51All right?
00:53:52They're crazy.
00:53:53And then you get to their age and you're like,
00:53:54Oh, that's what it means.
00:54:00I only learned the lesson my mother was trying to teach me
00:54:02when I was a grown man.
00:54:03I was walking through the streets of Chicago.
00:54:07Minding my own business.
00:54:09Some guy drove by in a pickup truck
00:54:12and called me the N-word.
00:54:16And I'm not gonna lie.
00:54:17I was disappointed.
00:54:20Mostly because he was driving a pickup truck.
00:54:23Yeah, I just felt like that was an unnecessary stereotype
00:54:25that he didn't need to perpetuate.
00:54:28You know?
00:54:30I feel like if you're gonna be racist,
00:54:31do something different.
00:54:32You know?
00:54:33Think outside the box.
00:54:35Drive a Prius.
00:54:37Yeah.
00:54:40It's better for the environment.
00:54:41And it's quiet.
00:54:42You can sneak up on me.
00:54:42We both win.
00:54:45But no.
00:54:46The guy was, um,
00:54:47he was driving a pickup truck.
00:54:48Called me the N-word.
00:54:50And, oh!
00:54:50To give you the full story.
00:54:51I was jaywalking.
00:54:52Right? I was jaywalking.
00:54:53Yeah.
00:54:53And I don't tell you this to justify what he did.
00:54:55I just want you to know
00:54:56that I'm no angel.
00:54:57Okay?
00:54:58Yeah.
00:55:00I-I was crossing the road,
00:55:02and then the lights turned red for me.
00:55:04But I decided to walk anyways
00:55:05because I don't see color.
00:55:12This man...
00:55:14This man was so offended by what I had done
00:55:17that he drove his truck around me,
00:55:19rolled the window down,
00:55:20looked me dead in the eye,
00:55:20and he was like,
00:55:21Get out of the road, nigger!
00:55:24Oh!
00:55:25And you could see he wanted to hurt me.
00:55:27We locked eyes,
00:55:28and I could see in that moment
00:55:29he was waiting for me to be like,
00:55:31No!
00:55:34Brr!
00:55:42What that man didn't know
00:55:45was where I was from.
00:55:47More importantly,
00:55:49who he didn't know
00:55:51was my mother.
00:55:55Because...
00:55:56He thought it was just gonna be a regular racist day.
00:56:03He thought he was gonna drive by,
00:56:04throw the N-word out the window,
00:56:05carry on with his life.
00:56:06He didn't realize
00:56:07that that was the son of Patricia
00:56:08stepping into the road.
00:56:11And it happened in a moment,
00:56:14but it lasted a lifetime.
00:56:16Because I didn't even think,
00:56:17he shouted that word,
00:56:18and out of nowhere,
00:56:19my body was like...
00:56:25I was like,
00:56:25Oh shit, this is it!
00:56:33And let me tell you something,
00:56:34LA, it was so beautiful
00:56:35because I didn't plan it,
00:56:36I didn't think about it.
00:56:37All I know is,
00:56:38I stepped into the road,
00:56:39he drove his truck around me,
00:56:40rolled the window down,
00:56:41looked me dead in the eye,
00:56:42and he was like,
00:56:42Get out of the road, nigger!
00:56:44And I turned and I was like,
00:56:45You're my nigger!
00:56:52And he almost crashed and died.
00:56:56Yeah, I've never seen a human being
00:56:58question themselves so many times
00:56:59in a split second in my life,
00:57:00right?
00:57:01Because I was smiling,
00:57:02and I could see in his face,
00:57:03he was like,
00:57:03Wait, do I know you?
00:57:05Do I look like someone you know?
00:57:07And I don't know why he did this,
00:57:08but I'll never forget it.
00:57:10He looked at his hands.
00:57:17He looked at his hands like they had somehow
00:57:18magically turned black.
00:57:20Like I had,
00:57:21like I had cursed him with a nigger bomb.
00:57:23I don't even know what he was thinking.
00:57:26Oh,
00:57:28I actually felt bad for him, man.
00:57:30I,
00:57:31because I mean,
00:57:31I've been called that word before,
00:57:32but that was his first time.
00:57:34Like,
00:57:35you never forget your first time,
00:57:37you know?
00:57:39Yeah, but I'm sorry,
00:57:40I'm not gonna what?
00:57:41Is that what he wants?
00:57:42He wants to throw the word at me
00:57:43and then my day is spoiled?
00:57:44Is that how it works?
00:57:44He's always gonna be like,
00:57:45Nigger!
00:57:45I'm a nigger,
00:57:46I'm a nigger,
00:57:46I'm a nigger.
00:57:48I don't have time for that, man.
00:57:49My mom always used to say,
00:57:50she said,
00:57:51you can't control what people do to you,
00:57:52but you can control how you react.
00:57:54Alright,
00:57:55so I promised myself.
00:57:56I said,
00:57:56I'll never give a racist person
00:57:57the pleasure of seeing my pain.
00:57:59It may be painful,
00:58:00it may be hurtful,
00:58:01but I won't give them the pleasure
00:58:02of seeing my pain.
00:58:09Someone says something racist,
00:58:10I take that racism,
00:58:11shake it up with the love of Jesus,
00:58:12send it right back.
00:58:14And don't get me wrong,
00:58:15it's not always easy.
00:58:16Not everyone can do the same thing,
00:58:18not everyone should.
00:58:20I also understand that for me,
00:58:21it is a little bit different.
00:58:23You know,
00:58:23I have a privilege
00:58:23and that I come from a country
00:58:25where the word nigger
00:58:26was never used to oppress anybody.
00:58:28You know,
00:58:28I mean,
00:58:29we had another word,
00:58:30because we had the best racism,
00:58:31come on now,
00:58:32but not that word.
00:58:33The word we had
00:58:34was the word kafir,
00:58:35or kafir.
00:58:36So we had another word,
00:58:38same thing.
00:58:38It's crazy to me as well sometimes.
00:58:40You know,
00:58:40same racism,
00:58:41different word.
00:58:42And here it means nothing,
00:58:43right?
00:58:44Kafir?
00:58:44Kafir?
00:58:45Nothing.
00:58:46Some people are like,
00:58:46is that like a probiotic?
00:58:48Is that what that is?
00:58:50Yeah,
00:58:51probiotic of my pain.
00:58:53Because we don't have that
00:58:54in our supermarkets
00:58:55for obvious reasons.
00:58:57No one warned me in America.
00:58:58I walked down the dairy aisle.
00:58:59I was like,
00:59:00oh, yogurt, ice cream.
00:59:01Ah!
00:59:03This lactose is intolerant!
00:59:11So it's different around the world
00:59:13and I get that.
00:59:14You know,
00:59:14it's a privilege I have
00:59:15in dealing with the N word.
00:59:18You know,
00:59:18in South Africa,
00:59:19no one was called a nigger.
00:59:20All over Africa,
00:59:22no one was oppressed
00:59:23using that word.
00:59:24So that word has no power.
00:59:25Anywhere you go,
00:59:26nigger, nigger, nigger,
00:59:26nigger, nigger, nothing.
00:59:28You know?
00:59:29Whereas right now,
00:59:29I can feel the tension in this room.
00:59:31I can feel it.
00:59:32Yeah, some people are like,
00:59:32goddammit, what is that?
00:59:33Like seven times?
00:59:34I get it, Trevor!
00:59:36That's my quota for the year.
00:59:37Come on!
00:59:40I get it.
00:59:41It actually got me thinking
00:59:42that maybe we could use that,
00:59:44we could use that discrepancy
00:59:45to help each other out.
00:59:47We create a program
00:59:48where you guys send
00:59:49all of your racist people
00:59:50to Africa just once a year.
00:59:52Cause Africans will roast
00:59:53the shit out of them.
00:59:55The best part about Africa
00:59:56is you don't even have to wait.
00:59:57You know, you just get off the plane,
00:59:59there's black people everywhere.
01:00:00Just jump straight in
01:00:00and just be like,
01:00:01nigger!
01:00:01Nigger!
01:00:02Nigger!
01:00:03Yeah, and because Africa's run
01:00:04and owned by black people,
01:00:05they're not afraid of white people there.
01:00:06They'll just be like,
01:00:07ah, Jimbo, he's back!
01:00:08The nigger man!
01:00:12How are you, nigger?
01:00:15God damn it, I keep telling you,
01:00:16you're the nigger,
01:00:17but you're the one
01:00:17who always says it,
01:00:18ah, nigger man!
01:00:20Yeah, you nigger!
01:00:21Put on some sunscreen
01:00:22before you die, nigger!
01:00:24Let's go party!
01:00:24Let's go party!
01:00:32It'll be different,
01:00:33that's all I'm saying.
01:00:36It's always weird for me,
01:00:37I won't lie,
01:00:38because although no one used that word
01:00:40in a derogatory way,
01:00:41the word nigger in South Africa does exist,
01:00:43technically, alright?
01:00:44But in my mom's language,
01:00:45hossa,
01:00:46the word nigger means to give.
01:00:49That's what nigger means in hossa.
01:00:52That's how you use it.
01:00:53Mna, nzo nigger wena.
01:00:54Wena, nzo nigger yena.
01:00:56Tina, nzo nigger bona.
01:00:58Nigger.
01:00:59Yeah.
01:00:59So not only does that word not hurt me,
01:01:02when racist people use it on me,
01:01:03all they end up doing
01:01:04is bringing back fond memories
01:01:05of my childhood.
01:01:07Yeah.
01:01:08I get flashbacks to when I was a little kid.
01:01:10I'd be playing with my cousin
01:01:11in these toy cars.
01:01:12I'd always steal his cars
01:01:13because I didn't have my own.
01:01:14He'd start screaming.
01:01:15He'd be like,
01:01:15Mama!
01:01:17Mama!
01:01:18And my mom would come running in the room.
01:01:19She'd be like,
01:01:20Nisan Santoni,
01:01:21what's happening here?
01:01:21My cousin would be like,
01:01:23Auntie.
01:01:29I can't hear you.
01:01:30I can't hear you.
01:01:35What happened?
01:01:37Trevor stole my toys.
01:01:38My mom would be like,
01:01:39Trevor, did you steal your cousin's toys?
01:01:41I said,
01:01:42no, mom.
01:01:42I didn't steal, mom.
01:01:43I promise.
01:01:43I didn't steal.
01:01:44Trevor?
01:01:46Don't lie to me.
01:01:46Did you steal those toys?
01:01:48I said,
01:01:48no, mom.
01:01:48I didn't steal anything.
01:01:49What happened was,
01:01:50his cars were parked illegally, mom.
01:01:54And so I had to tow them
01:01:55because we can't live in a society without laws.
01:01:57I mean,
01:01:58even me,
01:01:58I'm just a humble civil servant
01:01:59at the end of the day, mom.
01:02:01Without laws,
01:02:02we descend into chaos, mom,
01:02:03if you think about it.
01:02:04That's all that's holding us up.
01:02:05As a civilization,
01:02:06it's the only thing that keeps us,
01:02:08she'd be like,
01:02:08hey,
01:02:09don't come here with that smart mouth of yours.
01:02:12Give those toys back.
01:02:13She said,
01:02:14mom, please,
01:02:14I just want to play with you.
01:02:15Hey,
01:02:15give those toys back.
01:02:20Give those toys.
01:02:21And I'm like,
01:02:21mom, she'd be like,
01:02:22nigga.
01:02:25Nigga,
01:02:25nigga, nigga, nigga.
01:02:28And my cousin would be there like,
01:02:29nigga, please.
01:02:34Yo, L.A.,
01:02:35you guys have been so much fun tonight, man.
01:02:41Thank you so much for coming out and joining me.
01:02:45I appreciate you all so much.
01:02:47Have a good night, everybody.
01:02:49Of course.
01:03:04There's Rины in the University.
01:03:04There's a bunch of things up here.
01:03:05Cheers.
01:03:06Cheers.
01:03:13Cheers.
01:03:19Smells into damage.
01:03:20Cheers.
01:03:20Cheers.
01:03:23Cheers.
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