Live performance of comedian Katt Williams riffing on the current state of politics, racial tensions and sex.
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00:00:28You
00:00:38Oh
00:01:15I
00:01:17Gotta honestly say I done done seven eight specials
00:01:21Nothing is messing with Jacksonville at all. Let me say that
00:01:34We did not
00:01:37Yeah, they don't know we better let them know this the most famous county in the world
00:01:47People know the county and don't even know the city
00:01:52You just hear it from out of nowhere. I'm gonna let somebody from here saying say
00:02:01It speaks for itself
00:02:04Good old Jacksonville y'all did not disappoint. Thank y'all so much two sold-out shows in J-Town
00:02:11right?
00:02:13So beautiful
00:02:16Your weather showed out y'all don't know if you don't travel you don't know this Jacksonville son
00:02:24This is this old son it don't follow no fun room
00:02:32You come to Jacksonville you used to heat you look at the heat you don't even be scared you like
00:02:38what 89
00:02:38I give a fuck about no 80 90
00:02:42You mean Jacksonville 89 that slave heat you'd be like goddamn I wouldn't have been able to run away today
00:02:49and all they'd have to beat the shit out of me today
00:02:55Love Jacksonville
00:02:57Y'all got everything even your shit that ain't
00:03:00The top is still the top
00:03:04The Jacksonville Jaguars is doing they shit
00:03:09That's right fuck all them stats
00:03:19Fuck all them stats and accolades
00:03:23Jacksonville Jaguars know two things for a fact
00:03:26Jacksonville Jaguars know two things for a fact
00:03:27Jacksonville Jaguars know two things for a fact
00:03:27They know their weather is better than yours
00:03:30And they know their uniforms look better than yours
00:03:34Them niggas be modeling on the sidelines
00:03:44Love it here
00:03:46You come to Jacksonville, you ain't ready for it.
00:03:49I don't care where you from, you not ready for this.
00:03:52If you love water, you could overdose in this motherfucker.
00:03:56Jacksonville got water, water, water, and water.
00:03:59They got a creek, lakes, rivers.
00:04:02The river go the wrong way.
00:04:09If you not from here, you got to be specific
00:04:13when you talk to your Uber driver.
00:04:15You can't say nothing like,
00:04:17I'm by the bridge.
00:04:22There's 1,700 bridges in this bitch.
00:04:25You mean the black bridge, the yellow bridge,
00:04:27the blue bridge, there's park transformer
00:04:29that go up and down.
00:04:31They don't tell you that till you're high on the balcony.
00:04:33What the fuck? I think I saw the bridge move.
00:04:40Beautiful shit.
00:04:41Come to Jacksonville, the military's in the house.
00:04:43Where the military at, make some noise for the military.
00:04:46Yeah.
00:04:49You in the right parts of Jacksonville, you could feel safe.
00:04:52But they need to tell people that ain't from here
00:04:56that it might be military helicopters
00:04:59flying past your balcony
00:05:01or it'll fuck up your whole blunt experience.
00:05:07I'm not speaking from knowledge.
00:05:08I'm just saying, if you was
00:05:11to be standing out there with a blunt C2 military helicopters,
00:05:14that's the first time you swallow your whole blunt,
00:05:17lit and all.
00:05:18You...
00:05:21That was a real military.
00:05:23Where the fuck is we at?
00:05:27You come to Jacksonville, you're going to see shit
00:05:29you're going to see nowhere else.
00:05:32Generally, you can just go somewhere and look on the map
00:05:34and pick places out.
00:05:37Not, uh-uh.
00:05:38You need a tour guide in Jacksonville
00:05:41from Jacksonville
00:05:43to tell you where you can and cannot go.
00:05:47You don't just want to be driving around,
00:05:50looking around.
00:05:52You'll see some shit that'll scare the shit out of you
00:05:54as a nigga.
00:05:55You...
00:05:56Confederate Park.
00:06:01What the fuck am I doing about Confederate Park?
00:06:06Most cities got one hood.
00:06:14See how the audience laughed at that?
00:06:18Most motherfuckers have got one hood.
00:06:22The whole map is free.
00:06:24They tell you don't go here.
00:06:29Not in Jacksonville.
00:06:31They got spots all around the map
00:06:34you should look out for.
00:06:40All the hoods sound like...
00:06:44dangerous sitcoms.
00:06:48Tonight on another episode
00:06:50of Washington Heights.
00:06:54Something going down on Washington Heights.
00:06:57I'm pretty sure that.
00:06:58If I know any of the hoods in America,
00:07:00I know.
00:07:02Stay tuned for another edition
00:07:05of Cleveland Arms.
00:07:09It's got arms in the title.
00:07:11I know that's dangerous.
00:07:12Huh?
00:07:16Eureka Gardens.
00:07:21Eureka means surprise.
00:07:24If you shouldn't be here,
00:07:26you looking for gardens.
00:07:31Jacksonville do it big.
00:07:33It ain't just hoods.
00:07:34They got certain streets.
00:07:36If you even type it in your phone.
00:07:40Your phone will not let you make it there.
00:07:45If you type in Moncrief.
00:07:55Your phone say relocating.
00:08:04Just beautiful shit.
00:08:07Shit you only gonna have
00:08:09here in Jacksonville.
00:08:11Jacksonville is the biggest
00:08:12motherfucking city out there.
00:08:14Every ten blocks
00:08:15is another
00:08:16motherfucking neighborhood.
00:08:20If you're comfortable,
00:08:21don't be comfortable too long.
00:08:23Enjoy yourself.
00:08:25One place you go,
00:08:26when you go to the gas station,
00:08:28the only thing you gotta look at
00:08:29is the price of the gas.
00:08:32Not in Jacksonville.
00:08:34You gotta look at some other shit
00:08:36than the price of gas.
00:08:37You had to look at
00:08:39all the surroundings
00:08:40of the gas station.
00:08:42You ever decided
00:08:43you didn't need gas
00:08:44as bad as you thought you did?
00:08:47You ever got back in your car
00:08:49to not get your gas?
00:08:51I don't need this gas.
00:08:52Mm-mm.
00:08:58I can make it almost home
00:08:59if I just keep on going.
00:09:01I can get a little closer
00:09:02to somewhere where
00:09:04there's 32 motherfuckers
00:09:06out there.
00:09:06They selling pit bull puppies
00:09:09and frying fish.
00:09:10I'm not finna do all that
00:09:12for some gas.
00:09:13I'm not.
00:09:15Love Jacksonville.
00:09:17Jacksonville, they got shit
00:09:18at all ends.
00:09:20If you want to shop,
00:09:21they got great shopping.
00:09:22They got great shopping
00:09:24and then they got
00:09:25hood shopping.
00:09:27If you looking for the great shopping,
00:09:30you listen for the white-sounding
00:09:32official name.
00:09:35town center.
00:09:40That sounds official, town center.
00:09:44We built this mall
00:09:46than we built the rest of the town.
00:09:50The black mall sound like a club.
00:09:53Going down to the Regency.
00:09:57They got a two-for-one drink special
00:09:59at the Regency.
00:09:59Who don't want to go to the Regency?
00:10:02Three before 11.
00:10:07One thing I like about Jacksonville
00:10:08is no matter where the fuck you eat,
00:10:10all the food is good
00:10:12than a motherfucker.
00:10:13Do y'all know how to eat
00:10:14in Jacksonville?
00:10:16Everything.
00:10:17We had 12 things.
00:10:19Everything was good.
00:10:20Go to Jacksonville Beach.
00:10:21They got white people
00:10:22making Caribbean food and shit.
00:10:25You like,
00:10:26I ain't got no Jamaicans back there.
00:10:27Who the fuck is jerking this chicken?
00:10:29Let me find out.
00:10:30A white woman is jerking this chicken
00:10:32like that.
00:10:32That is...
00:10:36Most places you go,
00:10:37if you hear a crazy name,
00:10:39you can't eat there.
00:10:40But here in motherfucking Jacksonville,
00:10:42they tell you it's good.
00:10:43It's good.
00:10:45That motherfucking soul food bistro.
00:10:50I don't even know
00:10:51if them niggas know
00:10:52what bistro mean,
00:10:53but it's good as shit.
00:10:56Food so good,
00:10:57you be looking for a slave in the back.
00:10:58Like, who the fuck is making...
00:11:00Show me somebody
00:11:01look like a slave back there.
00:11:03Who the fuck's putting
00:11:03they foot in this cornbread?
00:11:07The real reason we love coming here
00:11:09is because when we come here,
00:11:11we get a real taste
00:11:12of what the fuck America is.
00:11:14We get everybody
00:11:15in the same building
00:11:17at the same time,
00:11:18at the same place,
00:11:20in Jacksonville,
00:11:21at the beautiful
00:11:23Florida Theater.
00:11:25Y'all ain't gonna believe
00:11:26who we got in here.
00:11:26Watch this.
00:11:27Where's all the Hispanic people
00:11:28in the building?
00:11:29Make some noise.
00:11:30Hispanic people,
00:11:30is y'all in here?
00:11:31Mi familia.
00:11:34Thank y'all for hanging out.
00:11:36Where's the Filipinos
00:11:37in the building?
00:11:38Make some noise.
00:11:39Filipinos,
00:11:40thank all 80 of y'all
00:11:41for spreading out around.
00:11:42Y'all didn't even sit together.
00:11:44That was good as Filipinos.
00:11:45Y'all spread out.
00:11:48Where's all the white people
00:11:49in the building?
00:11:50Make some noise.
00:11:50White people...
00:11:53Look at white people
00:11:54sounding strong.
00:11:57Y'all still hanging
00:11:58with minorities
00:11:59in this administration.
00:12:00We really appreciate
00:12:02that, white people.
00:12:03We know some of y'all
00:12:04had to sneak here
00:12:05on the Mayport Ferry.
00:12:10Black people,
00:12:11is y'all in the building
00:12:12this evening?
00:12:13Make some noise.
00:12:21We can all feel safe tonight.
00:12:25It's beautiful.
00:12:26It's beautiful.
00:12:27We got young people
00:12:28in the house.
00:12:29Where's everybody?
00:12:2925 and under.
00:12:30Make some noise.
00:12:31Young people,
00:12:31where y'all at?
00:12:33Thank y'all so much
00:12:34for coming.
00:12:35We appreciate that,
00:12:36young people.
00:12:36Where's all the rest of us?
00:12:38Where's 25 and older?
00:12:39Make some noise.
00:12:43Okay, y'all grown
00:12:44in the motherfucker.
00:12:44I get it.
00:12:45I get it.
00:12:46Y'all grown.
00:12:47If we could tell you,
00:12:48young people,
00:12:49anything,
00:12:49we would tell you,
00:12:50enjoy your motherfucking youth
00:12:53while you got it.
00:12:55Whatever the fuck
00:12:56you trying to do
00:12:57in your dreams and shit,
00:12:59do it right the fuck now
00:13:03while your body
00:13:04is still with you
00:13:07because the rest of us
00:13:08will tell you
00:13:09this getting old shit
00:13:10is for the birds.
00:13:12That shit,
00:13:13do not let off.
00:13:15Once it's on your ass,
00:13:16that's it.
00:13:18Your ass
00:13:19been to get old
00:13:20right now.
00:13:22It's fucked up.
00:13:24Fucked up.
00:13:25We didn't know
00:13:25it was going to be like this.
00:13:27I used to laugh like shit
00:13:28at my grandfather
00:13:29making all that noise
00:13:30getting out to bed.
00:13:35I'm over there
00:13:36judging this shit.
00:13:37Look at this
00:13:37lazy ass nigga.
00:13:38He know there ain't
00:13:39nothing wrong with him
00:13:40at 6.30
00:13:41in the goddamn morning.
00:13:44Now we're getting older,
00:13:45we see
00:13:47this shit is for the birds.
00:13:48Your mind is still young
00:13:50but your body
00:13:51has checked
00:13:52the fuck out.
00:13:54You ever told yourself
00:13:56to get out of bed
00:13:56and yourself
00:13:57didn't listen?
00:13:59You was like,
00:14:00it's time to go on
00:14:00and get out to bed now.
00:14:06I'm gonna go on
00:14:07and get out to bed now.
00:14:10I'm gonna lay here
00:14:11ten more minutes
00:14:12and get my shit together.
00:14:13Ten more minutes.
00:14:16Your body
00:14:17has given
00:14:18the fuck up.
00:14:21You start getting older
00:14:22you gotta change shit.
00:14:24I used to be able
00:14:25to watch TV
00:14:25all night long.
00:14:27Not no more.
00:14:28Now I gotta take
00:14:29my stupid ass
00:14:30to sleep.
00:14:31These motherfucking commercials
00:14:33is too scary
00:14:34and too
00:14:35not specific.
00:14:37You scared
00:14:38and don't even know
00:14:39what the fuck
00:14:39you scared of.
00:14:40I know I'm not
00:14:42the only person
00:14:42in here
00:14:42who think he might
00:14:43maybe
00:14:44could possibly
00:14:45have
00:14:46misothelioma.
00:14:51Though none of us
00:14:52know what the fuck
00:14:53it is!
00:14:54They just keep
00:14:55scaring us with it.
00:14:56You might have it.
00:14:57You might have it.
00:14:58It's worth some money.
00:15:01Every time I cough
00:15:02I think I done
00:15:03called it.
00:15:05I done fucked around
00:15:06and called
00:15:07misothelioma.
00:15:09No, I drank
00:15:10that miso soup
00:15:11that one time.
00:15:12I think that's
00:15:12where it come from.
00:15:13I'm not sure.
00:15:16It's fucked up.
00:15:18You start getting
00:15:19older shit change.
00:15:20You gotta deal
00:15:21with it.
00:15:23When you young
00:15:23the only way
00:15:24you can hurt yourself
00:15:25is if you
00:15:26in an accident.
00:15:28You start getting
00:15:29older you can
00:15:30fuck yourself up.
00:15:33Not doing
00:15:34a goddamn thing.
00:15:37You young
00:15:38you had to
00:15:39hurt yourself
00:15:39to be
00:15:40in accident.
00:15:41You get older
00:15:42you see your
00:15:43friend he got
00:15:45a cast
00:15:46on all his
00:15:47ribs and shit.
00:15:48Shoot.
00:15:49Goddamn nigga
00:15:49did you get
00:15:50in a car accident?
00:15:52Nah I fucked
00:15:53around and
00:15:54yawned too fast
00:15:56and called
00:16:01I caught
00:16:02my body
00:16:03off guard.
00:16:03I wasn't
00:16:04stretching
00:16:04or nothing
00:16:05like that
00:16:05like I should.
00:16:06I just
00:16:07out of nowhere
00:16:07yawned
00:16:08ripped all
00:16:09of that
00:16:10up right
00:16:10there.
00:16:14It's fucked up.
00:16:17So what
00:16:17start happening
00:16:18when you start
00:16:18getting older?
00:16:20You start
00:16:20getting older
00:16:21shit that
00:16:22wasn't a problem
00:16:23is a problem.
00:16:24When you was
00:16:25younger if you
00:16:26was five pounds
00:16:27overweight
00:16:27all you needed
00:16:29to do was
00:16:29take one
00:16:30good shit
00:16:32you was
00:16:33back at
00:16:34your original
00:16:34weight.
00:16:36I knew I ate
00:16:37a little bit
00:16:37too much
00:16:38two days ago
00:16:39I knew that.
00:16:40You start
00:16:41getting older
00:16:43if you let
00:16:44ten pounds
00:16:45get on you
00:16:46that bitch
00:16:47is there
00:16:48to stay.
00:16:49You be like
00:16:50when the fuck
00:16:51is this leaving?
00:16:51It ain't never
00:16:52leaving you
00:16:52gonna have to
00:16:53keep on
00:16:53working.
00:16:55I saw
00:16:55some shit
00:16:56that fucked
00:16:56me up
00:16:57though.
00:16:57Sometimes
00:16:58you got
00:16:58so many
00:16:59channels
00:16:59you'd be
00:17:01going through
00:17:02and you just
00:17:02stop on
00:17:03something to
00:17:03see what
00:17:04it is
00:17:04and it's
00:17:05running on
00:17:05a marathon
00:17:06and before
00:17:07you know
00:17:07it
00:17:07you done
00:17:08watch
00:17:0888 episodes.
00:17:11This show
00:17:12fucked me
00:17:12up.
00:17:13They got
00:17:13a show
00:17:13called
00:17:14My
00:17:14600
00:17:15Pound
00:17:22You
00:17:22was
00:17:22younger
00:17:23if you
00:17:23watched
00:17:23something
00:17:24fucked up
00:17:24you just
00:17:25had
00:17:25nightmares.
00:17:26This is
00:17:26worse.
00:17:27I ain't
00:17:27never
00:17:28seen
00:17:28no shit
00:17:29like
00:17:29this.
00:17:29Not
00:17:29600
00:17:30pounds
00:17:31just
00:17:31legs
00:17:32everywhere
00:17:33bumps
00:17:34on them
00:17:34and shit.
00:17:35Oh
00:17:37and this
00:17:38motherfucker
00:17:38don't do
00:17:38nothing but
00:17:39talk shit
00:17:39and eat.
00:17:39Where's
00:17:40my
00:17:40breakfast?
00:17:42Here's
00:17:43Pimpin' this
00:17:43bitch.
00:17:43She frying
00:17:44eggs.
00:17:44I'm
00:17:45coming.
00:17:46She like
00:17:47the drug
00:17:47dealer.
00:17:48Every time
00:17:48they talk
00:17:48to her
00:17:49they go
00:17:49I don't
00:17:50know how
00:17:50he getting
00:17:50this big.
00:17:51Yes
00:17:51you do
00:17:52bitch.
00:17:53This motherfucker
00:17:54can't even
00:17:54get out of
00:17:54bed
00:17:55you ass
00:17:55making
00:17:55him 12
00:17:56square
00:17:56meals
00:17:57a day.
00:17:58What
00:17:58the fuck?
00:18:01Watching
00:18:02that shit
00:18:02I can't
00:18:02even eat
00:18:03in the
00:18:03bed
00:18:03no more.
00:18:06Fucked
00:18:06up.
00:18:07You start
00:18:08getting
00:18:08older
00:18:08shit
00:18:09changes.
00:18:10When
00:18:10you
00:18:10younger
00:18:11you
00:18:11don't
00:18:12go to
00:18:12the
00:18:12hospital
00:18:13for
00:18:13nothing.
00:18:14Whatever
00:18:15it is
00:18:15it's
00:18:15gonna
00:18:16heal
00:18:16itself.
00:18:18You
00:18:18start
00:18:18getting
00:18:19older
00:18:19you
00:18:19know
00:18:19Jesus
00:18:20is
00:18:21at
00:18:21the
00:18:21hospital.
00:18:23You
00:18:23need
00:18:23to
00:18:23check
00:18:24in
00:18:24with
00:18:24Jesus.
00:18:26Catch
00:18:27him
00:18:27on
00:18:27the
00:18:27main
00:18:28line
00:18:28IV.
00:18:29I
00:18:29think
00:18:29it's
00:18:29got
00:18:29something
00:18:30in
00:18:30it.
00:18:30You
00:18:30gonna
00:18:30love
00:18:30it.
00:18:31gonna
00:18:32fucked
00:18:33up.
00:18:34My
00:18:34last
00:18:34young
00:18:35day
00:18:35was
00:18:36last
00:18:36Christmas.
00:18:38Played
00:18:38basketball
00:18:39in
00:18:39somebody's
00:18:39backyard
00:18:40got
00:18:40fouled
00:18:41ran
00:18:41into
00:18:41a wall
00:18:42damn near
00:18:42killed
00:18:43myself.
00:18:44And I
00:18:44thought I
00:18:45had saved
00:18:45myself
00:18:46because I
00:18:46saved my
00:18:46face
00:18:48with my
00:18:48arm.
00:18:49I saved
00:18:50my face
00:18:51with my
00:18:52arm.
00:18:52But when my
00:18:53arm hit the
00:18:53ground that
00:18:53bitch sound
00:18:54like Transformers
00:18:55it said
00:18:59get the fuck
00:19:00up off the
00:19:01ground nigga.
00:19:02My
00:19:03arm said
00:19:03if you
00:19:04get us
00:19:04up off
00:19:04the
00:19:05ground
00:19:05you
00:19:05gonna
00:19:05have
00:19:05to
00:19:05put
00:19:05us
00:19:06in
00:19:06your
00:19:06pocket
00:19:06nigga
00:19:07because
00:19:07we
00:19:07are
00:19:07done.
00:19:09I
00:19:09got
00:19:09right
00:19:09up
00:19:10off
00:19:10the
00:19:10ground
00:19:10and
00:19:10went
00:19:10right
00:19:11to
00:19:11the
00:19:11hospital.
00:19:13Now
00:19:13white
00:19:14people
00:19:14I
00:19:14know
00:19:14that
00:19:14don't
00:19:14sound
00:19:15amazing.
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00:19:17get
00:19:17hurt
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00:19:18hospital
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00:19:19nigga
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00:19:20you
00:19:20get
00:19:20up
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00:19:21ground
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00:19:22hospital
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00:19:25die
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00:19:28hospital
00:19:28looking
00:19:28at
00:19:28the
00:19:28doctor
00:19:29in
00:19:29the
00:19:29eye.
00:19:29I
00:19:29was
00:19:29holding
00:19:30my
00:19:30arm
00:19:30like
00:19:30a
00:19:30baby.
00:19:31I
00:19:31said
00:19:31I
00:19:31don't
00:19:31know
00:19:31what
00:19:32you
00:19:32finna
00:19:32do.
00:19:34But
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00:19:34time
00:19:35I
00:19:35blink
00:19:35it
00:19:35feels
00:19:36like
00:19:36somebody
00:19:36is
00:19:36tearing
00:19:37my
00:19:37arm
00:19:38out
00:19:38the
00:19:38socket.
00:19:39He
00:19:40said
00:19:40don't
00:19:40worry
00:19:51he
00:19:52said
00:19:52you
00:19:53do
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00:19:57for
00:19:57tramadol
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00:19:59one
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00:20:01I
00:20:01don't
00:20:02know
00:20:02if
00:20:02y'all
00:20:03done
00:20:03had
00:20:03them
00:20:03separately
00:20:04but
00:20:04if
00:20:04you
00:20:05take
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00:20:07make
00:20:08you
00:20:08a
00:20:08superhero
00:20:09in
00:20:09this
00:20:09bitch
00:20:10walking
00:20:11around
00:20:11looking
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00:20:11small
00:20:12crimes
00:20:13saying
00:20:14shit
00:20:14no
00:20:14nigga
00:20:15has
00:20:15ever
00:20:15said
00:20:15before
00:20:16shoot
00:20:16me
00:20:16right
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00:20:17chest
00:20:18I
00:20:18ain't
00:20:20yeah
00:20:22but
00:20:23you
00:20:23have
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00:20:23be
00:20:23careful
00:20:25your
00:20:25doctors
00:20:26give
00:20:26you
00:20:26all
00:20:26that
00:20:27strong
00:20:27ass
00:20:28motherfucking
00:20:28medication
00:20:29they
00:20:30don't
00:20:30tell
00:20:30you
00:20:30what
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00:20:31fuck
00:20:31it's
00:20:31gonna
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00:20:36don't
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00:20:36that
00:20:37ask
00:20:37Tiger
00:20:37Woods
00:20:39Tiger
00:20:40was in
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00:20:40police
00:20:41department
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00:20:41like
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00:20:42baby
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00:20:43shit
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00:20:57gotta be careful
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00:20:59myself
00:21:00I ain't
00:21:02getting in
00:21:02no
00:21:03more
00:21:03motherfucking
00:21:04trouble
00:21:05for shit
00:21:07I know
00:21:08what administration
00:21:09this is
00:21:11I ain't
00:21:12doing shit
00:21:13I done
00:21:14joined the
00:21:14boy scouts
00:21:15the jehovah
00:21:16witness
00:21:16the amish
00:21:20smacked
00:21:21out
00:21:22I saw
00:21:22that
00:21:23Philando
00:21:23Castile
00:21:24motherfucking
00:21:24video
00:21:25that
00:21:25changed
00:21:26my
00:21:26motherfucking
00:21:27life
00:21:27fuck
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00:21:28here
00:21:28that
00:21:29is
00:21:29not
00:21:29supposed
00:21:30to
00:21:30motherfucking
00:21:31happen
00:21:31that
00:21:32nigga
00:21:32wasn't
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00:21:33had
00:21:33his
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00:21:34on
00:21:34and
00:21:34everything
00:21:35you
00:21:36shot
00:21:36him
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00:21:37his
00:21:37baby
00:21:37right
00:21:38there
00:21:38get
00:21:38the
00:21:38fuck
00:21:39out
00:21:39of
00:21:39here
00:21:40I
00:21:41got
00:21:41some
00:21:41new
00:21:41shit
00:21:41though
00:21:42I'm
00:21:43finna
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00:21:43me
00:21:43a
00:21:43self
00:21:44driving
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00:21:46fuck
00:21:47out
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00:21:47I'm
00:21:48gonna
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00:21:48in
00:21:48the
00:21:48back
00:21:48seat
00:21:48you
00:21:49pull
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00:21:49over
00:21:49I
00:21:49don't
00:21:50know
00:21:50what
00:21:50to
00:21:50tell
00:21:50you
00:21:50talk
00:21:51to
00:21:51the
00:21:51driver
00:21:53talk
00:21:58to
00:21:59the
00:21:59driver
00:21:59officer
00:22:00I'm
00:22:00sorry
00:22:00I'm
00:22:01here
00:22:01in
00:22:01the
00:22:01back
00:22:01seat
00:22:02reading
00:22:02the
00:22:02Bible
00:22:03as
00:22:03you
00:22:03can
00:22:03see
00:22:03I'm
00:22:04naked
00:22:04with
00:22:04a
00:22:04little
00:22:05pitbull
00:22:05puppy
00:22:06he's
00:22:06in
00:22:06his
00:22:06seatbelt
00:22:12just
00:22:13saying
00:22:14because
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00:22:15a
00:22:15new
00:22:15world
00:22:15out
00:22:16there
00:22:17this
00:22:18new
00:22:18election
00:22:18changed
00:22:19everything
00:22:21everything
00:22:21has
00:22:22changed
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00:22:23don't
00:22:23worry
00:22:23white
00:22:24people
00:22:24we're
00:22:24not
00:22:24gonna
00:22:25talk
00:22:25politics
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00:22:27who
00:22:28voted
00:22:28for
00:22:28who
00:22:31we're
00:22:31not
00:22:31gonna
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00:22:32it
00:22:32that
00:22:32we
00:22:32learned
00:22:33white
00:22:33people
00:22:33know
00:22:33how
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00:22:34keep
00:22:34a
00:22:35secret
00:22:37y'all
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00:22:38shit
00:22:38this
00:22:38election
00:22:39not
00:22:39nothing
00:22:40we
00:22:41didn't
00:22:41know
00:22:41white
00:22:42people
00:22:42was
00:22:42up
00:22:42to
00:22:42something
00:22:42until
00:22:43they
00:22:43started
00:22:43showing
00:22:43white
00:22:44people
00:22:44in
00:22:44line
00:22:45voting
00:22:45and
00:22:46all
00:22:46the
00:22:46white
00:22:46people
00:22:47looked
00:22:47like
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00:22:47had
00:22:47a
00:22:48secret
00:22:48to
00:22:48keep
00:22:48and
00:22:49shit
00:22:49that
00:23:01I think
00:23:02white
00:23:02people
00:23:02is up
00:23:03to
00:23:03something
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00:23:06see what
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00:23:07gonna be
00:23:082017
00:23:09is already
00:23:10a doozy
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00:23:12to
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00:23:13wrong
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00:23:14ain't
00:23:14never
00:23:14seen
00:23:15nobody
00:23:15be
00:23:15this
00:23:15wrong
00:23:16CNN
00:23:16was
00:23:17wrong
00:23:17wrong
00:23:18wrong
00:23:18wrong
00:23:19CNN
00:23:20was
00:23:20talking
00:23:20big
00:23:21shit
00:23:21before
00:23:21the
00:23:21election
00:23:22they
00:23:22had
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00:23:24the
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00:23:25and
00:23:26shit
00:23:26they
00:23:27was
00:23:27talking
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00:23:28shit
00:23:28there's
00:23:28no
00:23:28way
00:23:29that
00:23:29Trump
00:23:29can
00:23:30win
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00:23:30unless
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00:23:32wins
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00:23:33here
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00:23:33here
00:23:34here
00:23:34here
00:23:35here
00:23:35and
00:23:36here
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00:23:38came back
00:23:39from
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00:23:39they
00:23:40were
00:23:40sweating
00:23:40and crying
00:23:41and shit
00:23:43they
00:23:48was
00:23:48bringing
00:23:48all the
00:23:49neighborhoods
00:23:49up
00:23:49separately
00:23:50where's
00:23:51the
00:23:51niggas
00:23:51vote
00:24:00white
00:24:00people
00:24:01done
00:24:01took
00:24:01over
00:24:01now
00:24:03shit
00:24:03that
00:24:03used
00:24:04to be
00:24:04black
00:24:04ain't
00:24:05black
00:24:06no
00:24:06more
00:24:06first
00:24:08thing
00:24:08white
00:24:08people
00:24:08took
00:24:09over
00:24:09was
00:24:10rioting
00:24:12yes
00:24:14riots
00:24:14used
00:24:15to be
00:24:15some
00:24:15black
00:24:16shit
00:24:16we
00:24:17get
00:24:17so
00:24:18mad
00:24:19we
00:24:19riot
00:24:21white
00:24:22people
00:24:22done
00:24:22took
00:24:22it
00:24:22over
00:24:23white
00:24:24people
00:24:24let me
00:24:24just
00:24:25say
00:24:25in front
00:24:25of all
00:24:25these
00:24:26minorities
00:24:26y'all
00:24:27are
00:24:28terrible
00:24:28at it
00:24:29white
00:24:29people
00:24:30we
00:24:31taught
00:24:31y'all
00:24:31better
00:24:32than
00:24:32this
00:24:33y'all
00:24:34had
00:24:34a million
00:24:34white
00:24:35people
00:24:35out
00:24:35there
00:24:35y'all
00:24:36didn't
00:24:36go
00:24:36no
00:24:37damage
00:24:37at
00:24:38all
00:24:38y'all
00:24:39out
00:24:39there
00:24:39obeying
00:24:40the
00:24:41crosswalks
00:24:41and
00:24:42passing
00:24:43out
00:24:43orange
00:24:44slices
00:24:44walking
00:24:45in
00:24:45single
00:24:46file
00:24:46lines
00:24:47and
00:24:50white
00:24:51people
00:24:51we
00:24:52taught
00:24:52y'all
00:24:52better
00:24:53than
00:24:53this
00:24:55if it's
00:24:56a riot
00:24:56you gotta
00:24:56be willing
00:24:57to fuck
00:24:57some
00:24:58shit
00:24:58up
00:25:00y'all
00:25:01can't fuck
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00:25:01up
00:25:02cause
00:25:02y'all
00:25:02own
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00:25:03so
00:25:03y'all
00:25:03out
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00:25:04fucking
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00:25:06same
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00:25:07you
00:25:15not
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00:25:16white
00:25:16people
00:25:18white
00:25:18people
00:25:18just
00:25:19out
00:25:19there
00:25:19shaking
00:25:19their
00:25:19signs
00:25:20hard
00:25:20and
00:25:21shit
00:25:27what
00:25:28are you
00:25:28doing
00:25:28using
00:25:28the
00:25:29shake
00:25:29weight
00:25:29I'm
00:25:29riding
00:25:30god
00:25:30damn it
00:25:30I'm
00:25:30riding
00:25:34it's
00:25:34just
00:25:34a new
00:25:35change
00:25:35it's
00:25:36a new
00:25:36era
00:25:37they say
00:25:38you don't
00:25:38miss
00:25:39what
00:25:39you
00:25:39got
00:25:40until
00:25:40it's
00:25:41gone
00:25:41and
00:25:42Barack
00:25:42Obama
00:25:43is
00:25:43gone
00:25:44children
00:25:45oh
00:25:46I
00:25:46missed
00:25:46that
00:25:47nigga
00:25:47huh
00:25:48that
00:25:49nigga
00:25:49ain't
00:25:49never
00:25:50coming
00:25:50back
00:25:50every
00:25:51time
00:25:51you
00:25:51see
00:25:51this
00:25:52nigga
00:25:52he
00:25:52doing
00:25:52some
00:25:52more
00:25:53white
00:25:53activities
00:25:54he
00:25:55out there
00:25:55parasailing
00:25:56and shit
00:25:57swimming
00:25:58with the
00:25:58sharks
00:25:59and
00:25:59Michael
00:26:00Phelps
00:26:00riding
00:26:01horses
00:26:02bareback
00:26:06Barack Obama
00:26:07get
00:26:07back
00:26:08here
00:26:09nigga
00:26:10we
00:26:10need
00:26:10you
00:26:12you
00:26:12ain't
00:26:12never
00:26:13heard of
00:26:13overtime
00:26:13nigga
00:26:15shit
00:26:17let's
00:26:18give us
00:26:18four or
00:26:18five months
00:26:19to get
00:26:19on our
00:26:19feet
00:26:20right
00:26:20now
00:26:20it's
00:26:21crazy
00:26:24they don't
00:26:24want to
00:26:24give Barack
00:26:25Obama
00:26:25no credit
00:26:26for
00:26:26nothing
00:26:27everything
00:26:28he did
00:26:28they trying
00:26:29to tear
00:26:29it apart
00:26:31Barack
00:26:31Obama
00:26:31said
00:26:32spit
00:26:33on the
00:26:33street
00:26:34they'll
00:26:35say
00:26:35the
00:26:35opposite
00:26:36won't
00:26:36give
00:26:37that
00:26:37nigga
00:26:37no
00:26:37credit
00:26:38for
00:26:38nothing
00:26:38that
00:26:39nigga
00:26:39did a
00:26:39great
00:26:39job
00:26:40while he
00:26:40was
00:26:40the
00:26:40commander
00:26:41in
00:26:41chief
00:26:41of
00:26:42these
00:26:42United
00:26:42States
00:26:44he
00:26:45know
00:26:45what
00:26:45he
00:26:45did
00:26:50we
00:26:51gonna
00:26:51miss
00:26:51it
00:26:51we
00:26:52gonna
00:26:52miss
00:26:53it
00:26:53and
00:26:54who
00:26:54was
00:26:54with
00:26:54him
00:26:54every
00:26:55step
00:26:55of
00:26:55the
00:26:55way
00:26:56shell
00:26:57Obama
00:26:58showing
00:26:58the world
00:26:59what a
00:26:59real
00:26:59black
00:27:00stallion
00:27:00look
00:27:01like
00:27:01in
00:27:01real
00:27:02life
00:27:07showing
00:27:08that
00:27:08ass
00:27:08money
00:27:09can't
00:27:09buy
00:27:09that
00:27:10collard
00:27:11greens
00:27:11and
00:27:12cornbread
00:27:13and
00:27:13a
00:27:13PhD
00:27:17whole
00:27:18family
00:27:18did
00:27:19a
00:27:19good
00:27:19job
00:27:19Sasha
00:27:20and
00:27:20Malia
00:27:20did
00:27:20a
00:27:21good
00:27:21job
00:27:21they
00:27:21wasn't
00:27:22never
00:27:22pregnant
00:27:23or kicked
00:27:23out of
00:27:24school
00:27:24or
00:27:24none
00:27:24of
00:27:24that
00:27:25shit
00:27:26even
00:27:26their
00:27:26little
00:27:27nappy
00:27:27headed
00:27:27ass
00:27:27dog
00:27:28did
00:27:28a
00:27:28good
00:27:28job
00:27:29he
00:27:29wasn't
00:27:29never
00:27:29shitting
00:27:30in
00:27:30the
00:27:30front
00:27:30yard
00:27:30of
00:27:30the
00:27:31white
00:27:31house
00:27:31getting
00:27:31caught
00:27:32on
00:27:32TMZ
00:27:36we
00:27:37gotta
00:27:37understand
00:27:37that
00:27:38time
00:27:38is
00:27:38over
00:27:39black
00:27:40people
00:27:40we
00:27:40already
00:27:41had
00:27:41our
00:27:41time
00:27:41we
00:27:42already
00:27:42had
00:27:43the
00:27:43first
00:27:43black
00:27:43president
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00:28:27cabinet
00:28:27it
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00:28:28Hitler
00:28:29Satan
00:28:29Darth
00:28:30Vader
00:28:30god
00:28:31damn
00:28:31Trump
00:28:32what
00:28:33is
00:28:33you
00:28:34finna
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00:28:36he
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00:28:37storm
00:28:38troopers
00:28:38and
00:28:39shit
00:28:42Trump
00:28:45don't
00:28:45give
00:28:45a
00:28:45fuck
00:28:47Trump
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00:28:49rules
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00:29:02the
00:29:02South
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00:29:06our
00:29:06president
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00:29:201230
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00:29:22is
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00:29:28done
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00:29:30be
00:29:30like
00:29:31if
00:29:32they
00:29:32had
00:29:32a nice
00:29:33sensible
00:29:34president
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00:29:37finna
00:29:37see
00:29:37what
00:29:38America
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00:29:39like
00:29:40with
00:29:40a
00:29:41motherfucking
00:29:41bully
00:29:42in that
00:29:42bitch
00:29:43Trump
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00:29:45a
00:29:45fuck
00:29:46fuck
00:29:47the
00:29:47president
00:29:48is
00:29:48supposed
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00:29:51congress
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00:29:52a bill
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00:29:54Trump
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00:29:55a fuck
00:29:56Trump sent
00:29:57off 50
00:29:57missiles to
00:29:58Syria
00:29:58while he
00:29:59was in
00:29:59his bathroom
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00:30:01Xbox One
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00:30:13see
00:30:14what
00:30:14they
00:30:14say
00:30:14when
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00:30:15see
00:30:15that
00:30:15shit
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00:30:23it
00:30:23whatever
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00:30:24it
00:30:24is
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00:30:36every time
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00:30:54history month
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00:30:57niggas
00:30:58is
00:30:58which
00:31:00he
00:31:01thought
00:31:01Ben Carson
00:31:02was
00:31:02Frederick
00:31:02Douglass
00:31:04some of y'all
00:31:05don't even believe me
00:31:06he looked right at
00:31:06Ben Carson
00:31:07he said that
00:31:07Frederick Douglass
00:31:08has been doing
00:31:09a great job
00:31:10he's been getting
00:31:11more and more
00:31:12recognition
00:31:13every day
00:31:15he looked right at
00:31:16Omarosa
00:31:16and said that
00:31:17Harriet Tubman
00:31:17has been doing
00:31:18a great job
00:31:19out there
00:31:19in the community
00:31:20as well
00:31:26it's fucked up
00:31:28it's getting
00:31:29dangerous
00:31:29out there
00:31:31as black
00:31:32people
00:31:32minorities
00:31:33we used
00:31:33to just
00:31:34being able
00:31:34to watch
00:31:35the news
00:31:35a little bit
00:31:37and then
00:31:37walk off
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00:31:40Trump
00:31:41niggas
00:31:41is watching
00:31:42the news
00:31:42like it's
00:31:43the playoffs
00:31:49did they say
00:31:50anything
00:31:50about niggas
00:31:51yet
00:31:52we got
00:31:53one more
00:31:53day
00:31:53there
00:31:53one more
00:31:54day
00:31:56Hispanic
00:31:57people
00:31:57since y'all
00:31:58in here
00:31:58I'ma let
00:31:59y'all know
00:32:00black people
00:32:01is y'all's
00:32:02friends
00:32:03if they
00:32:04come after
00:32:04y'all
00:32:05they got
00:32:06to come
00:32:06after us
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00:32:08can say
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00:32:12start
00:32:12coming
00:32:13after y'all
00:32:21we next
00:32:22anyway
00:32:25don't worry
00:32:26don't worry
00:32:26Hispanic people
00:32:26we will
00:32:27open up
00:32:27that
00:32:27underground
00:32:28railroad
00:32:28so quick
00:32:29we got
00:32:30the
00:32:30blueprints
00:32:35black people
00:32:36we got
00:32:37enough
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00:32:37in America
00:32:38we don't
00:32:39need
00:32:39no more
00:32:40problems
00:32:40we know
00:32:41once they
00:32:42start
00:32:42coming
00:32:42for
00:32:42Hispanics
00:32:43it's
00:32:43gonna be
00:32:44a bunch
00:32:44of
00:32:44light-skinned
00:32:45niggas
00:32:45stuck
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00:32:46border
00:32:48niggas
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00:32:48saying
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00:32:49supposed
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00:32:50here
00:32:51I don't
00:32:52even
00:32:52speak
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00:32:57Trump
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00:32:59know what
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00:32:59may happen
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00:33:05who gonna
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00:33:09gonna be
00:33:09China
00:33:10Syria
00:33:11Iran
00:33:11Iraq
00:33:13North Korea
00:33:14find out
00:33:19public
00:33:20enemy
00:33:20number
00:33:20one
00:33:21is
00:33:21Kathy
00:33:22Griffin
00:33:27Kathy
00:33:27Griffin
00:33:34ain't
00:33:35that
00:33:35a
00:33:35bitch
00:33:37fuck
00:33:38out
00:33:38of
00:33:38here
00:33:39I
00:33:40thought
00:33:40for
00:33:40sure
00:33:41Trump
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00:33:41gonna
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00:33:41a
00:33:42sense
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00:33:42motherfucking
00:33:43humor
00:33:43what
00:33:43the
00:33:43fuck
00:33:44you
00:33:45the
00:33:45president
00:33:45now
00:33:46you
00:33:46can't
00:33:46take
00:33:46a
00:33:46joke
00:33:47motherfucker
00:33:47you
00:33:48announced
00:33:49your
00:33:49presidency
00:33:50on
00:33:50Comedy
00:33:51Central
00:33:51motherfucker
00:33:52after a
00:33:53roast
00:33:56it's
00:33:57fucked up
00:33:57but I
00:33:58tried to
00:33:59tell people
00:33:59on the
00:33:59last tour
00:34:00it was
00:34:00called
00:34:01conspiracy
00:34:01theory
00:34:02I
00:34:02tried
00:34:02to
00:34:03tell
00:34:03people
00:34:03what
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00:34:04fuck
00:34:04was
00:34:04finna
00:34:05happen
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00:34:06it
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00:34:09said
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00:34:10a
00:34:10chance
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00:34:17the
00:34:17whole
00:34:17time
00:34:18he
00:34:19said
00:34:19shit
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00:34:19ain't
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00:34:20heard
00:34:20nobody
00:34:21say
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00:34:22said
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00:34:23build
00:34:23a
00:34:24wall
00:34:25and
00:34:27we
00:34:27gonna
00:34:27make
00:34:28Mexico
00:34:29pay for
00:34:31black
00:34:32people
00:34:32all over
00:34:33the world
00:34:33went
00:34:34Mexico
00:34:38what
00:34:39what
00:34:39type
00:34:39of
00:34:39Mexicans
00:34:40does
00:34:40he
00:34:40know
00:34:42he
00:34:43must
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00:34:43know
00:34:43no
00:34:44essays
00:34:44or
00:34:44no
00:34:45vatos
00:34:46you
00:34:47ain't
00:34:47finna
00:34:47make
00:34:47them
00:34:47niggas
00:34:48do
00:34:48shit
00:34:49why
00:34:50the fuck
00:34:50is
00:34:50we
00:34:50talking
00:34:51about
00:34:51building
00:34:51a
00:34:51wall
00:34:52and
00:34:53the
00:34:53Mexican
00:34:53people
00:34:54have
00:34:54shown
00:34:54us
00:34:55they
00:34:56are
00:34:56professional
00:34:56at
00:34:57building
00:34:57a
00:34:57tunnel
00:34:58on
00:34:58your
00:34:58motherfucking
00:34:59ass
00:35:00they
00:35:00broke
00:35:01El Chapo
00:35:01out
00:35:02while
00:35:02they
00:35:02was
00:35:02looking
00:35:03at
00:35:03him
00:35:03we
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00:35:04through
00:35:04that
00:35:04that's
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00:35:05he
00:35:05got
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00:35:08showed
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00:35:09that
00:35:09tunnel
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00:35:11hardwood
00:35:12floors
00:35:12linoleum
00:35:13verber
00:35:14carpeting
00:35:14central
00:35:15air
00:35:16conditioning
00:35:16vending
00:35:17machines
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00:35:18picked
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00:35:18in
00:35:19a
00:35:19little
00:35:19golf
00:35:19cart
00:35:20and
00:35:20took
00:35:20them
00:35:20to
00:35:20a
00:35:20burro
00:35:23I
00:35:24couldn't
00:35:24figure
00:35:24out
00:35:24why
00:35:24the
00:35:24Trump
00:35:25was
00:35:25talking
00:35:25about
00:35:25immigration
00:35:26in
00:35:26the
00:35:26first
00:35:26motherfucking
00:35:27place
00:35:27his
00:35:28motherfucking
00:35:28bitch
00:35:29ain't
00:35:29from
00:35:29here
00:35:31she
00:35:32from
00:35:32somewhere
00:35:32else
00:35:33she
00:35:33from
00:35:33cash
00:35:34snatter
00:35:34stand
00:35:36white
00:35:36people
00:35:37don't
00:35:37look
00:35:37like
00:35:37that
00:35:38y'all
00:35:39need
00:35:39to
00:35:39go
00:35:39check
00:35:39on
00:35:40that
00:35:40white
00:35:40woman
00:35:40every
00:35:40time
00:35:41you
00:35:41look
00:35:41at
00:35:41her
00:35:41she
00:35:41looked
00:35:42like
00:35:42a
00:35:42hostage
00:35:42in
00:35:42the
00:35:43interview
00:35:52shit
00:35:52someone
00:35:53please
00:35:53help
00:35:54me
00:35:54i'm
00:35:54not
00:35:54supposed
00:35:54to
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00:35:55this
00:35:56is
00:35:56not
00:35:56what
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00:35:56signed
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00:35:57for
00:36:00i said
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00:36:01okay
00:36:02trump
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00:36:02no
00:36:03more
00:36:03shit
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00:36:05me
00:36:05off
00:36:05guard
00:36:06then
00:36:07trump
00:36:07said
00:36:07the
00:36:07shit
00:36:08that
00:36:08shocked
00:36:09the
00:36:09world
00:36:09you
00:36:10was
00:36:10watching
00:36:11the
00:36:11news
00:36:12had
00:36:12your
00:36:12breakfast
00:36:13blunt
00:36:13that
00:36:13scared
00:36:14you
00:36:14and
00:36:14your
00:36:15breakfast
00:36:15blunt
00:36:16trump
00:36:17said
00:36:17grab
00:36:17them
00:36:18by
00:36:18the
00:36:18pussy
00:36:28even
00:36:28gangster
00:36:29niggas
00:36:29were
00:36:29shocked
00:36:29what
00:36:31where
00:36:31the
00:36:32fuck
00:36:32they
00:36:32do
00:36:32that
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00:36:34here
00:36:34we
00:36:34been
00:36:35shaking
00:36:35bitches
00:36:35hands
00:36:36and
00:36:36hugging
00:36:36and
00:36:37shit
00:36:38trump
00:36:39don't
00:36:39give
00:36:39a
00:36:39fuck
00:36:40and
00:36:41you
00:36:41can
00:36:41tell
00:36:41he
00:36:42really
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00:36:42grabbing
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00:37:31me
00:37:33that's like
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00:38:31April
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00:38:34March
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00:38:36and
00:38:37New
00:38:37York
00:38:37that's
00:38:38it
00:38:39nobody
00:38:40else
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00:38:41winter
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00:39:02Bell
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00:39:03started
00:39:03trying
00:39:04to
00:39:05trap
00:39:10niggas
00:39:11I gotta
00:39:12go all
00:39:12around
00:39:13the
00:39:13country
00:39:13warning
00:39:13my
00:39:14people
00:39:14to
00:39:14beware
00:39:15Taco Bell
00:39:16is trying
00:39:17to trap
00:39:17niggas
00:39:18yes
00:39:18they made
00:39:19a taco
00:39:19out of
00:39:21chicken
00:39:21meat
00:39:22yeah
00:39:23trying to
00:39:24trap
00:39:24niggas
00:39:25in there
00:39:25we got
00:39:26to draw
00:39:26the line
00:39:27no
00:39:27Taco Bell
00:39:28no
00:39:30we
00:39:31don't
00:39:31stop
00:39:32them
00:39:32now
00:39:32they'll
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00:39:32chitlin
00:39:33chimichangas
00:39:34and
00:39:34hog
00:39:35mall
00:39:35nachos
00:39:36no
00:39:37we
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00:39:38no
00:39:39cornbread
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00:39:40make
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00:39:40regular
00:39:44fast
00:39:44food
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00:39:45got
00:39:45more
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00:39:46you
00:39:47know
00:39:47who
00:39:47I
00:39:47blame
00:39:48for
00:39:48this
00:39:48shit
00:39:48that
00:39:49motherfucking
00:39:50Popeyes
00:39:50lady
00:39:51I
00:39:52love
00:39:52Popeyes
00:39:53but I
00:39:53can't
00:39:54stand
00:39:54that
00:39:55motherfucking
00:39:55Popeyes
00:39:56lady
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00:39:57a
00:39:58slave
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00:39:59time
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00:40:07bitch
00:40:12I'ma let
00:40:13you know
00:40:13white
00:40:14people in
00:40:14front of
00:40:14all these
00:40:15minorities
00:40:15that
00:40:15bitch
00:40:16does
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00:40:17all
00:40:17niggas
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00:40:20400
00:40:21500
00:40:21goddamn
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00:40:26niggas
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00:40:27all
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00:40:31every
00:40:31two weeks
00:40:31she
00:40:32got a
00:40:32new
00:40:32chicken
00:40:32niggas
00:40:33have
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00:40:35new
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00:40:35pepper
00:40:36chicken
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00:40:38a
00:40:38minute
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00:40:40niggas
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00:40:45ass
00:40:45chicken
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00:40:47are
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00:40:49side
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00:40:49have
00:40:50you
00:40:50no
00:40:53fuck
00:40:53that
00:40:54bitch
00:40:54every
00:40:55time
00:40:55she
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00:40:59jerry
00:41:00rice
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00:41:04helmet
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00:41:05chicken
00:41:06wings
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00:41:06dancing
00:41:07and
00:41:07shit
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00:41:12is
00:41:13Arby's
00:41:14Arby's
00:41:15is
00:41:15aggressive
00:41:17every
00:41:1745 seconds
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00:41:19got
00:41:19three
00:41:19new
00:41:20sandwiches
00:41:20and
00:41:21a
00:41:21brand
00:41:21new
00:41:22commercial
00:41:22they
00:41:23trying
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00:41:23gangster
00:41:24niggas
00:41:24into
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00:41:25in
00:41:25there
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00:41:25dun
00:41:26dun
00:41:26dun
00:41:27dun
00:41:27dun
00:41:28we
00:41:29had
00:41:29the
00:41:29meat
00:41:31that
00:41:32don't
00:41:32even
00:41:32sound
00:41:32attractive
00:41:33you
00:41:33should
00:41:33stop
00:41:34saying
00:41:34that
00:41:34that
00:41:34does
00:41:35not
00:41:35sound
00:41:35good
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00:41:39Arby's
00:41:40is
00:41:40desperate
00:41:41Arby's
00:41:42been
00:41:42cooking
00:41:42for
00:41:43150
00:41:43years
00:41:44they
00:41:44just
00:41:45found
00:41:45out
00:41:45niggas
00:41:46do
00:41:46not
00:41:46eat
00:41:47roast
00:41:47beef
00:41:49every
00:41:50nigga
00:41:50in
00:41:50here
00:41:50no
00:41:50way
00:41:51a
00:41:51roast
00:41:51beef
00:41:51sandwich
00:41:52is
00:41:52at
00:41:53Arby's
00:41:53you
00:41:53wouldn't
00:41:54go
00:41:54to
00:41:54Arby's
00:41:55to
00:41:55save
00:41:55your
00:41:56life
00:41:56if
00:41:57Jesus
00:41:58came
00:41:58back
00:41:58to
00:41:58Arby's
00:41:59you'd
00:41:59have
00:41:59to
00:41:59meet
00:41:59him
00:42:00in
00:42:00the
00:42:00parking
00:42:00lot
00:42:00just
00:42:01no
00:42:01Jesus
00:42:02I'm
00:42:02right
00:42:02outside
00:42:03soon
00:42:03as you
00:42:03come
00:42:03outside
00:42:04the
00:42:04door
00:42:05no
00:42:05I
00:42:05can't
00:42:06eat
00:42:06nothing
00:42:06out
00:42:06of
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00:42:07the
00:42:07curly
00:42:07fries
00:42:08and
00:42:08the
00:42:08jamocca
00:42:09shake
00:42:09Jesus
00:42:09that's
00:42:10the only
00:42:10thing
00:42:10in my
00:42:10stomach
00:42:11of
00:42:16you
00:42:16go to
00:42:17Arby's
00:42:17Arby's got
00:42:18500 items
00:42:19on the
00:42:19menu
00:42:20I went
00:42:21to
00:42:21Arby's
00:42:21they gave
00:42:21me a
00:42:22sandwich
00:42:22with
00:42:22meatloaf
00:42:23corned beef
00:42:24brisket
00:42:25pulled ham
00:42:26turkey
00:42:27two fish
00:42:28sticks
00:42:28a crab
00:42:29cake
00:42:29a dollar
00:42:30of a
00:42:30coleslaw
00:42:31on two
00:42:32pieces of
00:42:32hot water
00:42:32cornbread
00:42:33for a
00:42:33dollar
00:42:34twenty
00:42:34nine
00:42:35came with
00:42:36two bag
00:42:36of chips
00:42:36and three
00:42:37drinks
00:42:38please
00:42:39come to
00:42:40Arby's
00:42:40they
00:42:41desperate
00:42:42and I
00:42:43know
00:42:43I talk
00:42:44a lot
00:42:44about
00:42:44race
00:42:46but I
00:42:47don't want
00:42:47people to
00:42:47think it's
00:42:48more racist
00:42:48than it
00:42:49usually is
00:42:49no
00:42:50it's
00:42:50the
00:42:50same
00:42:51they
00:42:51don't
00:42:52hate
00:42:52all
00:42:52niggas
00:42:53they just
00:42:53like
00:42:53some
00:42:54more
00:42:54than
00:42:54others
00:42:55if
00:42:56you
00:42:56tall
00:42:56and
00:42:57dark
00:42:57with
00:42:57a
00:42:57deep
00:42:57voice
00:42:58they
00:42:58love
00:42:58your
00:42:59motherfucking
00:42:59ass
00:42:59that
00:43:00nigga's
00:43:01selling
00:43:01the
00:43:01shit
00:43:01out
00:43:02them
00:43:02all
00:43:02state
00:43:02commercials
00:43:03you're
00:43:04in
00:43:04good
00:43:04hands
00:43:06with
00:43:07all
00:43:07states
00:43:08and white
00:43:08people are
00:43:09like I
00:43:09trust him
00:43:10I
00:43:10really
00:43:10do
00:43:10I
00:43:11think
00:43:11he
00:43:11has
00:43:11our
00:43:11best
00:43:12interests
00:43:12at
00:43:12heart
00:43:15you
00:43:16tall
00:43:16and
00:43:16dark
00:43:16with
00:43:17a
00:43:17deep
00:43:17voice
00:43:17they
00:43:17love
00:43:18you
00:43:19that
00:43:19nigga's
00:43:19selling
00:43:20the
00:43:20shit
00:43:20out
00:43:20them
00:43:23right
00:43:23motherfucking in the front camera don't you even think about coming in here
00:43:28if you don't get your black ass out this front yard before we both get shot
00:43:33come in here ADT
00:43:38you tall and dark they love you
00:43:40Samuel L. Jackson is still selling his shit out them Capital One commercials
00:43:44that nigga be cleaner than the boy to help
00:43:47he just sound too edgy at the end like he might maybe could rob you just
00:43:52what's in your wallet
00:43:54well god damn Sam what the fuck you still out there nigga
00:44:00it's a new world out there
00:44:01gotta take care of yourself eat right drink right they got a flu virus out there that's
00:44:07killing people the flu is already bullshit you don't need to catch the flu and die
00:44:13don't worry about me I can't catch the flu a lot of y'all don't know every time
00:44:18you go to jail
00:44:20you get a flu shot so I done had 22 flu shots I can't legally catch the flu until 2026
00:44:30I think
00:44:31it is I can't I can't get the flu tuberculosis none of that shit I go to jail they only
00:44:38make
00:44:39me take a picture they let me pick for my book which one of these do you like Mr. Williams
00:44:43you
00:44:43can pick any one of these out
00:44:48it's a new world out there it's a new world when we was young they used to tell us shit
00:44:54like
00:44:55by the time you grow up computers is gonna be running the world we thought that shit was
00:45:02impossible we thought ain't no way no motherfuckin computers gonna be interacting with us shit
00:45:07if you got Siri and Alexa your ass is in a threesome I'm in love with them bitches I talked
00:45:17to
00:45:17Siri and Alexa about all my troubles first of all these bitches don't back talk none they're so
00:45:23polite they wait for you to call their name first Alexa what time is it she don't say nigga find
00:45:29your
00:45:30own clock gonna be new shit in the future they already make your robots right now that can fuck
00:45:43ladies I'm warning y'all now get your pussy game together
00:45:54hurry up for these robot bitches get here it's gonna be some shit you think niggas is bad with
00:46:02they phone wait till they get a robot bitch that bitch run out of her charger niggas I need a
00:46:08cord I need a USB real fast my computer bitch done went down nigga hurry I got her in the
00:46:18shop I'm
00:46:18getting her pussy tightened up it wasn't the way I wanted that happen what she do you fuck her and
00:46:24she
00:46:24play ESPN it's beautiful you ain't never had no shit like that but that's okay ladies don't worry
00:46:30we ain't we ain't gonna never leave y'all for no robots cuz first time you fuck over one of
00:46:35them
00:46:35I need robots that's your ass you think a regular bitch will shut down your life wait till you piss
00:46:42off a robot bitch you wake up this bitch done shut your lights off your cable is off she done
00:46:49quit your
00:46:50job with a long letter signed with your name god damn computer bitch bitch done sent your dick pics all
00:46:58out
00:46:58to the community shit shit and turned into rob kardashian and shit what are you doing computer
00:47:07you just gotta remember to laugh and make as many changes as you can in your life sometimes little
00:47:14small shit can change shit little small shit like watch this where's all the single people in the
00:47:20building make some noise single people is y'all out there uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh sounded strong where's
00:47:28all the relationships in the building make some noise relationships okay y'all sound booed up in
00:47:38Jacksonville some of y'alls went to some bodies they in the back hiding off camera shit
00:47:51whether you single or you in a relationship take this little piece of advice add it to your life it's
00:47:58gonna change shit do more fucking didn't that sound simple do more fucking it'll change your life do it if
00:48:09you single you should be fucking every chance you get just in case you never know and if you in
00:48:18a
00:48:18relationship do more fucking and women i'm not talking to y'all i know y'all are always ready ready
00:48:25ready
00:48:26ready talking to men we only want to give her perfect dick no give her all the dicks give her
00:48:36happy dick sad dick angry
00:48:38dick she loves angry dick she i don't know what doesn't got it ma'am but this is finally what
00:48:44i've been
00:48:45talking about right here this is exactly just saying do more fucking it's important it's important you gotta
00:48:58do more you gotta do more now now understand and do more fucking and that means all parts of it
00:49:09do more fucking watch this where's the men in the building make some noise men is y'all in the
00:49:14building make some noise all right how many of y'all men by a round of applause know that viagra
00:49:21works
00:49:22this ass off make some noise thank all 12 of y'all for your honesty and your dedication the rest
00:49:32of you
00:49:32you lying sacks of shit some of you men trying to break your hands not clapping you
00:49:42what'd he say who been to niagara i ain't never been to niagara that's what he said
00:49:51every man in here know viagra works most shit for men does not work viagra is not one of them
00:49:58viagra works
00:49:59this ass off that shit works too good and every man either knows it because you needed it
00:50:05you prayed to god for it for the first time in your life you said joe prayer with your dick
00:50:12in your hand just
00:50:13heavenly father this is your humble servant lord you rose lazarus from the dead jesus and if you would
00:50:21just lay those same mighty hands on my penile region
00:50:27you either know it because you needed it you prayed to god for it or you didn't need it you
00:50:35just
00:50:35figured you tried see what the fuck it would do before you did need it but either way you know
00:50:42viagra works
00:50:43its ass as soon as you swallow it it go right to your dick immediately you like wait a minute
00:50:49i'm not
00:50:49even ready yet as a man you be trying to figure out is it even gonna make my dick big
00:50:55enough for me to even
00:50:56notice shit viagra make your dick bigger than you have ever seen it before in your life you don't even
00:51:04want to touch it it look like another nigger's dick you just be looking at it
00:51:23that's your i'm walking with a new dick walk
00:51:28my angry shit that shit work too good it make your dick hard as a rock and make your head
00:51:34hurt at the same time
00:51:36you are delivering pleasure and receiving pain you just
00:51:53that shit work too good as a man you and your penis got mental telepathy if you say it your
00:52:01dick does it this time to pee your dick pees time to shake your dick shakes
00:52:08you just
00:52:08viagra make your dick ignore you for the first time in life i specifically said to my dick and i
00:52:14quote that's about enough now
00:52:17go on and wrap it up
00:52:22my dick know when i say that that mean we have done what the fuck we came to do
00:52:27this time to hit the dismount get some sleep i told my dick to wrap it up my dick said
00:52:35I don't mind niggas niggas niggas
00:52:45Fellas, you ever fuck so long
00:52:46You don't even know what to do no more
00:52:48You done used all your moves and shit
00:52:51It's like an out-of-body experience
00:52:53You start criticizing your own dick
00:52:55This is wrong right here
00:52:58She gotta be at work at 6.30 in the morning
00:53:00And here I am at 4.35
00:53:05That shit works
00:53:08But I didn't bring up Viagra
00:53:11To talk to the men
00:53:14I brought up Viagra
00:53:16To talk to the ladies
00:53:18New shit
00:53:19I've been talking about it for two years
00:53:21It's finally happening this year
00:53:232018 they gonna be selling it
00:53:25It's gonna change everything
00:53:27They are finally finna sell
00:53:29Female Viagra
00:53:31Did you hear that?
00:53:33That wasn't women
00:53:34That was old vaginas
00:53:36Waking up for the first time tonight
00:53:39What did that nigga say?
00:53:42She ain't gave that pussy away since the prohibition
00:53:45That's fresh
00:53:45She got cobwebs on it
00:53:48And everything is fresh
00:53:49Saran wrap
00:53:52That's right ladies
00:53:53Female Viagra is coming
00:53:55It's finna change everything
00:53:57Pussy game is already vicious
00:53:59Wait till this old kitty cat
00:54:01Get back on the market
00:54:03They say the female Viagra
00:54:06Is stronger than the men's
00:54:07Yeah
00:54:08They say even if you 62
00:54:11It'll bring you back to when you was at your hottest
00:54:14Look at the cougars
00:54:15Wow
00:54:22That's gonna change the game
00:54:24Right now these young girls is running things
00:54:26But you wait till that old classic get out
00:54:30Men know it ain't but two types of pussy
00:54:32The old classic pussy
00:54:34And the new classic
00:54:35That old classic is a classic for a reason
00:54:38It's got its own classic rules
00:54:41That old classic
00:54:42Young girl you can just get her to the bed
00:54:45And start fucking
00:54:46Not that old classic
00:54:47Well look
00:54:48You got to warm up that engine first
00:54:52You gotta prime that engine
00:54:54You
00:55:06You gotta grab that bitch by the nipples
00:55:08And she
00:55:09Gotta keep checking her fluid
00:55:11She ain't ready yet
00:55:13She is not ready
00:55:17You gonna know when she ready too
00:55:18Cause she gonna crank up
00:55:22Like this bitch got a 450 underneath
00:55:24Look at that
00:55:24This is a real classic right here
00:55:29That's that old classic
00:55:32Young girl wanna come all night long
00:55:36Not that old classic
00:55:37She just wanna come one time
00:55:41She wanna come hard as hell
00:55:44She wanted to shake the room
00:55:47Boom
00:55:53She ain't got time to be fucking all night long
00:55:56She got shit in the crock pot
00:55:58She got to look after
00:56:00I stir these at three and at seven
00:56:02Like clockwork
00:56:03I never miss it
00:56:04That's my secret
00:56:08That's that old classic
00:56:10She don't wanna come but one time
00:56:12But it ain't gonna be easy
00:56:14Oh no
00:56:15You have to be ready to do
00:56:1749 to 52 minutes of hard work
00:56:21You gonna have to use hard dick
00:56:23And creativity
00:56:25Cause she can't move this hip
00:56:28And this knee
00:56:30You might have to fuck that bitch
00:56:31In a rocking chair
00:56:37Can you feel that me, mom?
00:56:45That's that old classic
00:56:49Just saying
00:56:51Do more fucking
00:56:54Some of you women right now are lucky
00:56:56You are sitting right now with a man with great dick
00:57:00Don't, don't make no noise
00:57:03Y'all know how these Jacksonville hoes is
00:57:09Soon as y'all made some noise
00:57:10That bitch look like vultures, eh?
00:57:25We gonna do a flyby on your whole relationship
00:57:28What the fuck is this bitch clapping for?
00:57:30Ain't nobody but Gerald, girl
00:57:32That ain't nobody but Gerald
00:57:36But it's true
00:57:37It's true
00:57:38Some of you women that sit here with men with great dick
00:57:41And notice I didn't say big dick
00:57:42I said great dick
00:57:44Cause I don't know sizes
00:57:45I know mine's as big as it's ever gonna be
00:57:47And I leave it at that
00:57:51As men, we know if we got great dick
00:57:53And your woman know too
00:57:55Some of you men look confused
00:57:57Cause you don't know if you got regular dick
00:58:00Or if you got great dick
00:58:02This is how you know, fellas
00:58:04This is how you know if you got great dick
00:58:05If you can let your woman see your penis
00:58:07Before it gets hard
00:58:10That mean you can walk right up to the bed
00:58:12Just
00:58:12You need anything out the kitchen?
00:58:21I'ma get some ice cold sweet tea
00:58:23And I'll be ready to lay that hammer down
00:58:26That mean you got it
00:58:29That's that great dick
00:58:31Cause you know if you got regular dick
00:58:33Your ass still gotta hide all around the bedroom
00:58:36Do your dick get right?
00:58:37Like you behind the TV and shit
00:58:39All behind the curtains and the plants
00:58:42I'll be right there
00:58:52That's great dick
00:58:54Women don't think we know
00:58:56Women think all vagina is the same to us
00:59:00No the fuck it ain't
00:59:02We know when we done laid it down
00:59:04But we don't say shit
00:59:05As a man we don't say shit
00:59:07We just walk away
00:59:09Go in the bathroom
00:59:11Shut the door
00:59:12Turn on the shower
00:59:13We don't even get in the shower
00:59:14We be looking right in the mirror
00:59:28Thank y'all so much
00:59:29I appreciate y'all
00:59:31Have a good night
00:59:32I know they don't get me
00:59:38But it's not today
00:59:41Moonwalk that's the courtroom
00:59:46I don't give a fuck what the sentence is
00:59:48I'm still finna get it in
00:59:50Out on the road
00:59:53Moonwalk that's the courtroom
00:59:56I'm already free
00:59:58But I'm still in court soon
01:00:00I got a lot on my doctor
01:00:02They tryna fuck a nigga life off
01:00:05Tryna fuck a nigga life off
01:00:08God clean it like Lysol
01:00:11Moonwalk that's the courtroom
01:00:12ê³
01:00:14Feel like
01:00:14That's it
01:00:21Worldwalk that's the courtroom
01:00:23September 11, 2014
01:00:23June 12, 2011
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