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00:09¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:30Ladies and gentlemen, Garfield and Friends.
01:00When you've got the world on your shoulder, friends are there to give you a tip.
01:05Friends are there when you need them, they're even there and you won't.
01:10For a walk in the car, for a shot in the dark, friends are there.
01:15I don't care.
01:16But friends will care for you.
01:24This offer void where prohibited.
01:26Some restrictions may apply.
01:27Batteries not included.
01:36Oh, what a nightmare.
01:39I dreamed I had 300 cheeseburgers and no ketchup.
01:43What could be worse?
01:45Oh, right.
01:46400 cheeseburgers and no ketchup.
01:48Hmm.
01:49I hope John has breakfast ready.
01:51Gee, the place looks different.
01:53He's been rearranging furniture again.
01:57The phaser alert is code alpha.
02:01John's dressing even worse than usual.
02:03Attention, Zorborg.
02:04This is Star Wolf at Betabase.
02:06You read me.
02:07Come in, Zorborg.
02:08Read you, Star Wolf.
02:10The Motor Robs are attacking Zan, too.
02:13Deploy all forces for maximum assault.
02:16What's going on here?
02:18That's not John.
02:20Could it be?
02:21Star Wolf to Rainbow Squadron.
02:23Star Wolf to Rainbow Squadron.
02:24Motor Rob attack.
02:25Code 2.
02:29Yes.
02:30I'm...
02:31I'm in the wrong cartoon.
02:35What in the heck is this?
02:36It's small, orange, and has enormous eyes.
02:39Excuse me.
02:40I seem to have made a wrong turn and wound up on some other show.
02:44My name's Gar.
02:44It must be a mutant gnome from the Galaxy of Rock.
02:47Come to spy on us.
02:48No, actually, I'm a cat.
02:50So, you want the energy jewel of Whizzig, do you?
02:53No, but if you have, like, a bacon, lettuce, and tomato on rye toast...
02:57I'll immobilize him with a polar laser orbitron.
03:00Hey!
03:01Whew!
03:01Jeez, if you don't have a BLT, just say so.
03:06A mutant gnome flees.
03:08After him.
03:08He'll not escape.
03:10Help!
03:11Someone!
03:12I'm in the wrong cartoon.
03:14Odie!
03:14Odie, where are you?
03:17Hey, you're not Odie.
03:20Boy, you're extremely not Odie.
03:26This is a misunderstanding.
03:28You see, I'm not supposed to be in this cartoon.
03:40The mutant gnome is attempting to steal the power pod.
03:44Hey, a candy machine.
03:45Maybe I can get some sugar-free, lasagna-flavored super bubblegum.
03:50The mutant has deep-coated the retro-firing pattern.
03:52He's stealing the power pod for the motor-robs.
04:00Whoa!
04:01This is like John on the freeway.
04:04Ooh, slower.
04:06Star Wolf to Zorborg.
04:08A spy for the motor-robs is made up with a power pod.
04:11That is dire news, Star Wolf.
04:13The motor-robs are attacking us already.
04:16If the power pod links up with their leader, they will be unstoppable.
04:45One of these buttons must stop if you tune in cable TV, at least.
04:51Look, the power pod is waking up to complete the life of the motor-robs.
04:55We are doomed.
04:58Well, at least he's got a good head on his shoulders.
05:12Stop.
05:16Aha!
05:18Garfield says, stand on one leg.
05:21Garfield says, clock like a chicken.
05:44Garfield says, clock like a chicken.
05:53Come on!
06:00Hey!
06:01They weren't bad!
06:04I get it.
06:06This is one of those giant robots that turns into other things.
06:09Let's see what this does.
06:11¡Suscríbete al canal!
07:01¡Suscríbete al canal!
07:11Oh no, I'm in the wrong cartoon again. Who are you?
07:15We're the cute creatures of the forest, and we're going to teach you how to be nice to everyone and
07:21never, ever be mean.
07:23Giant robots. I want the giant robots back.
07:33Hey, he's not so cute. How'd he get his own show?
07:43This is the story of Little Bo Peep, who lost her sheep.
07:47Hey, wait a minute. It would be more fun if we dressed up and acted it out.
07:51Great idea, Larson.
07:54There. We'll be the sheep. Now all we need is a Little Bo Peep.
07:59I don't like the sound of this.
08:02Come here, sheep. Bo Peep wants to brain you.
08:06Like, she's not a very nice lady, man. Guess you can't believe everything you read.
08:18Oh, panic. Oh, Jeopardy. Oh, Double Jeopardy. Oh, Final Jeopardy.
08:31Okay, Wade, what is it this time?
08:34Uh, this has been a test of the emergency duck casting system.
08:39I am trying to put my books back on the shelves. I can never find one when I need it.
08:49Hey, Orson's putting all his books away.
08:52That'll take a while.
08:53No way, no chance, no how. You know Orson, he can't put a book away without reading it first.
08:59He'll never get them put away.
09:00If Orson says he's putting them away, he's putting them away.
09:03Like I said, no chance. I'll bet you a month's chores he can't do it.
09:09Ha ha, you're on. Hear that, Wade? Roy's gonna do all our chores for a month.
09:15How sporting of thee, Rooster.
09:19I just have to make sure Orson doesn't get his books put away.
09:23Ha ha, ha ha, ha.
09:28The Adventures of the Scarlet Pimpernel.
09:31I love this book. I can't put it away yet.
09:34Indeed, you jest, said the beautiful Countess fanning herself.
09:45¡Suscríbete al canal!
10:20¡Suscríbete al canal!
10:45¡Suscríbete al canal!
10:47¡Suscríbete al canal!
10:48¡Suscríbete al canal!
11:05¡Suscríbete al canal!
11:21¡Gracias!
11:22¡Gracias!
11:23¡Gracias, Countess!
11:24¡Gracias, Duke!
11:27¡Gracias!
11:30¡Gracias!
11:32¡No se puede encontrar el libro sin leerlo!
11:34Eso es por eso que nunca se les dañe.
11:36Pero para asegurarme de ganar mi bet,
11:39voy a poner un poco de mis libros en el stack.
11:46Oh, voy a tener que terminar esto luego.
11:48¡Vamos a trabajar!
11:53¡Dale life en la Stone Age!
11:56Oh, he put some new books en Orson's pile.
12:01¡That rooster es un fowl fowl!
12:03He's stacking the odds in his favor in order to win the bet.
12:07Why don't I remember this book?
12:08Most of the average Stone Age person's day was spent searching for food.
12:17Competition for survival was keen,
12:19so people banded together in tribes to help each other.
12:24Anybody find food yet?
12:26Oh, nothing.
12:27Why can't we go to the supermarket?
12:30They haven't been invented yet.
12:32Oh, yeah, I forgot.
12:34Oh, I found some rocks.
12:37Oh, boy.
12:38Hungry.
12:39Cook dinner.
12:40Good idea.
12:42Me like barbecue.
12:52Boy, this heart.
12:54Someone got match?
12:56They haven't been invented yet.
12:58Oh, yeah.
13:00Oh, what if the fire attracts a fearsome prehistoric type monster, eh?
13:08Oh, what are chances of that happening?
13:10Oh, pretty good, I'd say.
13:25Help!
13:26Help!
13:31Oh, wait a minute.
13:35Dinosaurs didn't exist at the same time as cave people.
13:38They didn't?
13:38¿Estás seguro?
13:41¡Es aquí en este libro!
13:45¡Oh, my fancy that!
13:52Este es un interesante libro. No sé dónde lo he conseguido.
13:57No wonder Austin nunca se los libros de la vida.
14:01¡We forgot what an active imaginación he has tenido!
14:05¡Roy knew it! ¡That's why he made the bet with me!
14:08¡Looks like you'll be doing his chores for a month!
14:11¡Not me! Two can play at this game!
14:16Well, I'll put another book away.
14:21Aren't you going to take a look at the book before you put it away?
14:25If I keep doing that, I'll never get all these put away.
14:28Oh, go ahead. One peek can't hurt.
14:32How to be a librarian.
14:34What?
14:35A good librarian puts every book in its place right away.
14:38Yeah.
14:52I don't understand.
14:54Looks like we win, Roy.
14:56Here's a list of my chores for you to do.
14:58You can start sweeping up.
15:01Here's my list.
15:02Lots of raking.
15:04Raking to do, Roy?
15:06Well, reading a book can make the time go faster.
15:10Let's see.
15:12The galley slaves continued to row the ship onward.
15:16Grow faster, all you know.
15:21Grow evil.
15:24Thanks, Orson.
15:29Oh.
15:32Wee! I love snow.
15:36Snow is cute.
15:37Yeah, as long as the neighbor kids don't spot us.
15:46Hey, cat!
15:48Give us a kitten and we'll let you live!
15:51Ha-ha!
15:52Not a chance, you turkeys!
15:53It's all for one and one more!
15:56Oh!
16:05Cousin Egbert?
16:06This is your cousin John.
16:07Say, I have to go out of town on business.
16:09And I was wondering if you'd take care of my cat.
16:12Hello?
16:12Hello?
16:16Hello?
16:16Well, that's my last relative to call.
16:18I guess I'll have to put Garfield and Odie in a pet hotel.
16:21Garfield won't object to that too much.
16:23No!
16:24No!
16:24No!
16:25Absolutely not!
16:26No way!
16:39Not a chance!
16:40No!
16:40Uh-uh!
16:41Negative!
16:41No chance!
16:44Gee!
16:44He took it better than I thought he would.
16:49Garfield, be reasonable!
16:50Why should I start now?
16:52I can't leave you and Odie alone for two weeks and I can't take you with me.
16:55Need a place for your pet to stay?
16:57Then come down to Howie's Housebreak Hotel,
17:00where we pamper your poodles and primp your pussycats.
17:03At Housebreak Hotel, your pet will get spoiled rotten,
17:06whether it's lounging by our pool,
17:08being fed in our sumptuous gourmet dining room,
17:11or snacking between meals on all the lasagna you can eat.
17:15Gee, Garfield,
17:16does...
17:16does that sound like a place you'd like to stay?
17:19Come on, let's go.
17:20Move it.
17:21What are you waiting for?
17:23You came to the right place, Mr. Arbuckle.
17:25Garfield and Odie will be very happy here.
17:28I'm sure they will,
17:29but this place looks kind of expensive.
17:32Relax, Mr. Arbuckle.
17:34Housebreak Hotel is the best,
17:36and your pets deserve the very best.
17:39I like that guy.
17:40He talks sense.
17:42Well, guess I'll get started with the important stuff.
17:48There you go.
17:50I'll pick them up in two weeks.
17:52Front, show our new guests to their private suites.
18:01Mmm, I'll have breakfast in bed,
18:04and all the other meals.
18:06See you in two weeks, guys.
18:15No, I'll have brunch by the pool.
18:19But have the pool drained first and filled with ginger ale.
18:23Oh, wait, that's silly,
18:24filling the pool with ginger ale.
18:27Make a cherry cola.
18:28I wonder if this room has a view.
18:31Gee, I was hoping for the presidential suite.
18:35Let me out of here.
18:36This isn't a room.
18:37This is a dump.
18:38It isn't even sanitized for my protection.
18:41Buy a cat or we'll stick you in a worse room.
18:44There's a worse room than this?
18:46How?
18:47Is it on fire?
18:49Mealtime.
18:50I hope they serve pasta or maybe prime rib or chow mein
18:54or all of the above.
19:06What is that?
19:08Trust me, you don't want to know.
19:14Be careful.
19:15Some of that's getting into your mouth.
19:17I'm not going to take this.
19:19I'm going to protest.
19:21What's the worst they can do to me?
19:23Serve seconds.
19:26I would like to register a complaint about the cuisine.
19:29Now, I have a few numbers here of pizza places that deliver fast.
19:32Eat your dinner, Captain.
19:33I refuse to eat this.
19:36You know, it's the first time I ever said that.
19:38Won't eat, huh?
19:40Okay, guys.
19:43No, stop.
19:45Cruel and unusual nourishment.
19:50That's awful.
19:52Horrible.
19:53Maybe with a little ketchup.
19:55No TV.
19:56No fluffy pillow.
19:58No microwave.
19:59No TV.
20:00I said TV.
20:01I got to make a break for it.
20:04Hey, what's all that noise?
20:11Sounds of illness.
20:13I am not a well-feline.
20:15Medic.
20:17Come on, cat.
20:18Snap out of it.
20:20Bon appetit.
20:21Yuck.
20:23In a way, we go.
20:26That stuff is terrible.
20:28All of you, come back here.
20:36Step right this way.
20:38Everybody out.
20:39I got to get out of here myself.
20:43Yes, I'm going to rescue Odie, too.
20:46Hey, find that cat.
20:48Get him.
20:48At least nothing else can go wrong here.
20:51Hey, stop.
20:52Back in your gate.
21:00Get you out of here, Odie.
21:02This place is a prison.
21:04They keep us in little cages.
21:06And what do you think of that food?
21:11You'd think with a tongue like that,
21:13he'd have a little taste.
21:18Housebreak Hotel.
21:19What?
21:19You're coming to pick your cat up.
21:21Please hold.
21:23Housebreak Hotel.
21:24Your cat?
21:25Well, he got away.
21:26What do you mean you're going to sue me?
21:28Housebreak Hotel.
21:29Your cat?
21:31Well, uh...
21:32There he is.
21:33The cat who ruined my business.
21:35I'll get you for this.
21:39Oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:41Yeah!
21:45Please, cat.
21:46Leave me alone.
21:47Go away.
21:48I'm ruined.
21:50What did it take to go away and leave me alone, huh?
21:58Excuse me.
21:58I went to pick my cat and dog up at the pet hotel,
22:01and I was told they were here.
22:02Room 1708.
22:04Room 1708.
22:22Carfield, you can't stay here.
22:24Do you realize what a room like this costs?
22:27Bill to Howie's Housebreak Hotel.
22:34Hey, this is great.
22:36You sure you don't have to go out of town again?
22:38Be it very good.
22:56Bye.
22:59Bye.
23:00Bye.
23:01Bye.
23:09Gracias por ver el video.
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