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01:31Garfield and Friends is taped in front of an animated studio audience.
02:04Garfield, what are you doing?
02:08Hey, mayonnaise is good for the shine.
02:13Okay, when I make a sandwich, I get a little carried away.
02:33Hello?
02:35Hello?
02:35Is this Mr. John Arbuckle?
02:39Arbuckle.
02:40Close enough, Mr. Arbinkle.
02:42If you can answer a question, you'll win a new car.
02:44Win? Wow!
02:46Now, okay, here's your question.
02:48When they asked General Custer where all the Indians came from, what did he say?
02:52I don't know.
02:53That is correct.
02:55You win.
02:56I did?
02:56I won?
02:57Now, come on down to Swindler Motors and claim your new car.
03:00Just ask for me, L.J. Swindler.
03:04Garfield, I just won a new car.
03:06Let's get Odie and go.
03:08Odie, here boy.
03:10Odie.
03:17Hey, is it my fault you look like Liverwurst today?
03:21Excuse me, sir.
03:22By any chance, would you be interested in selling this car?
03:25Why, yes.
03:26I just won a new car, so I won't be needing this one.
03:28Give you $500.
03:30It's a deal.
03:31If you'll drop us off so I can pick up my new car.
03:33Good, I have all the contracts right here.
03:38Gee, something smells funny.
03:44Okay, here's the address.
03:46Now, get out of my car.
03:49Boy, that guy was really in a hurry.
03:52You shouldn't have sold the car.
03:54I know, Garfield.
03:55You're thinking I shouldn't have sold the car.
03:57The kid is psychic.
03:59Well, I just won a brand new car, so I don't need my old one anymore.
04:03Mr. Swindler.
04:05Hello, hello, hello.
04:06Hello, you must be our contest winner, Mr. Arbronicle.
04:09Boy, he looks familiar.
04:10It's Arbuckle.
04:11Where's my new car?
04:13Right here, Mr. Arsonic.
04:17That's not a new car.
04:18Well, it's new to you, isn't it?
04:20Now, if you don't mind getting it out of here, I need the room.
04:23Gee, I think I hear and I told you so coming.
04:26But I'm not taking this car.
04:28Well, if you leave it here, I'm going to have to charge you for parking.
04:31Twenty dollars an hour.
04:32Well, I need a car now.
04:34I guess I...
04:36Come on, guys.
04:40Would you like to shoot it now or wait till you get home?
04:43I'm not giving up on this car.
04:50I need to find a mechanic.
04:51Pardon me.
04:52You need a mechanic?
04:53Either that's the same guy or our budget for new actors is in a lot of trouble.
04:58How much will it cost to fix?
05:01Well, Mr. Arsino, let me do a little minor calculations.
05:04Let's see.
05:04Four new tires, new transmission, new muffler, new engine, new radiator.
05:09Do you have to replace everything?
05:11I'll try to save the ashtray, but it doesn't look good.
05:14Your estimate.
05:15Now, please keep in mind, like any mechanic, I reserve the right to change the entire price
05:19after I do the wait.
05:21This much?
05:22I could buy a new car for this much.
05:24You interested in a new car, sir?
05:26I'll swindler of swindler motors.
05:30What kind of trade-in will you give me on my old car?
05:33Ha!
05:33This piece of junk?
05:34You'll have to pay me to haul it away.
05:36But I have just a car for you.
05:39Here's a used car that I just got in.
05:41Low mileage.
05:42Runs like a dream.
05:43Just a few lasagna stains in the interior.
05:46Hey, that's nice.
05:48That's like the car I used to have.
05:50Wait a minute.
05:51That's my car.
05:52No, no, no, no.
05:52I have a contract right here.
05:54All signed and legal.
05:55I can't take any more of this.
05:58John needs the long paw of the law.
06:01Huh?
06:04I can make you a deal for this car.
06:06Save $1,500.
06:08$1,500?
06:09I sold it for five.
06:11You are not going to sell me my own car back.
06:13It's my car, Mr. Arborday, and I...
06:18Oh, hello, officer.
06:22Now, this gentleman and I were just discussing.
06:28Uh, oh, that car?
06:30It's in a new parking zone.
06:32Well, at least she belongs to Mr. Arborday.
06:34Oh, no.
06:35I think it's still in your name, Mr. Swindler.
06:37You'll get the ticket unless you move it.
06:39Right away.
06:44Oh, hey!
06:45This thing won't start.
06:48Ow!
06:50Hey!
06:50I don't have any brakes.
06:52Come on, we gotta help this guy.
06:54Get everything out of the way like people in buildings.
06:56I'm coming through.
07:00He's heading for the riverfront.
07:05Oh, Bob.
07:08Hey, wanna sell me this car?
07:10Save for $500, $750.
07:14Okay, okay.
07:15$500.
07:16It's a deal.
07:19Kids, don't try this at home.
07:21We're professionals, and also we're cartoon characters.
07:32Mr. Arbbenke, you saved my life.
07:35Here's the contract for your car.
07:38And here's your $500.
07:39I hope you learned your lesson.
07:41I did, I did.
07:42From now on, it's honesty all the way.
07:45Good day.
07:47I owe you, and I told you so, and you owe me lunch.
07:50Garfield, you owe me, and I told you so, and I owe you lunch.
07:52Hey, did someone say lunch?
07:54Yes, Swindler Catering Service.
07:55Your service?
07:56No, no.
07:57Get away from us.
07:58We're not hungry after all, Arbbenke.
07:59Come on, let's go, boys.
08:05Why?
08:05It's getting tougher and tougher to make another staller.
08:09It's tasty.
08:18Run for your life.
08:20Our pig is on the rampage.
08:24Oh, quit.
08:28Oh, quit.
08:29Run for your lives.
08:31Our pig is on the rampage.
08:41You run for your life.
08:43Our pig is on the rampage.
08:46Rampage?
08:48Help.
08:49Oh, help.
08:51I can always count on Wade.
09:01It's a beautiful day, Wade.
09:04Nothing can go wrong on a day like this.
09:06Oh, boy.
09:08Then this is going to be a very dull cartoon.
09:13Mail call.
09:15Here's one addressed to Orson Pig.
09:17And Wade gets all the letters addressed to Occupy.
09:20Oh, boy.
09:21Oh, no.
09:22This is from Hammerhead Hog.
09:25What?
09:26Asks the rooster.
09:27Is a Hammerhead Hog.
09:28Hammerhead Hog was a kid I went to school with.
09:32Every day, my mother used to give me a quarter to buy milk with.
09:35And every day, Hammerhead used to take my quarter away from me.
09:39Why'd you give it to him?
09:41Well, he was pretty strong.
09:42He used to tear telephone booths in half.
09:44Don't you mean telephone books?
09:46No booths.
09:48Finally, one day, I told the principal pig what Hammerhead was doing.
09:52Hammerhead became the first student to ever get detention for life.
09:57I'm going to get that Orson Pig for snitching on me.
10:02And now I have this letter from him.
10:05I've never forgotten how I wound up in detention.
10:08I'm coming by at noon today to settle with you.
10:11Signed, Hammerhead Hog.
10:14Oh, no.
10:15He wants to settle with me.
10:16What am I going to do?
10:18Well, you might try this.
10:20Help!
10:21Help!
10:21Big Pete!
10:22Come and get squished little pig!
10:24Help!
10:24Mayday!
10:25Send the Marines!
10:27Hmm.
10:28The duck may be on to something.
10:30Well, Orson, what are you going to do?
10:32Maybe one of my books has an answer.
10:35I have a book on almost everything.
10:37Books?
10:37This is no time for books.
10:40This is a time for a sneaky trick.
10:41I'll go arrange one.
10:43Books are helpful at all times.
10:45Here's one.
10:46Basic self-defense.
10:47The first rule of self-defense is don't attempt it.
10:51Hire a good lawyer.
10:52That one's no good.
10:54Run for your life, Orson.
10:56Hide yourself.
10:59Hey, this might help.
11:01Tales of old Dodge City.
11:03In the days when Dodge City was wild, the only law west of the Pecos was the Marshall.
11:13There is a pig who wears a star, makes desperado's run.
11:19He'll only use his wits and brains.
11:22He's a pig without a gun.
11:24He had a tough job to do.
11:26He had a town to tame.
11:29Face trouble all alone.
11:31Marshall Orson was his name.
11:37Marshal Orson.
11:38Oh, Marshal Orson.
11:40Marshal Orson.
11:41What's all the excitement, Deputy Wade?
11:44Hammerhead Hog.
11:45He's wanted for robbery, rustling, and using the accounts and descriptions of a game without the express written consent of
11:51Major League Baseball.
11:52Well, I thought I'd sent him to prison once for taking lunch money, but that was a while ago.
11:58Well, he all busted out, and he all was going to be at the okay barnyard that I knew.
12:04It's 11.45.
12:06I suppose I'll have to meet him and talk him into surrendering.
12:10If I was you, I'd get out of town for a while, like until the next century.
12:15Now, running away is not the answer, Deputy.
12:18Sometimes a pig's got to do what a pig's got to do.
12:21Now, I've got to get rid of these high-heeled boots.
12:24They're a-killing my feet.
12:37The sun was high with scorching heat, and not a soul around.
12:43Except for Marshal Orson and the bully of the town.
12:48Hammerhead is one mean hog is shot as fast and true.
12:52We wonder, Marshal Orson.
12:54We all wonder what you'll do.
13:02Howdy, Marshal Orson.
13:04I've come to settle up with you.
13:20The hog was fast, but not fast enough.
13:23And Orson saved the day.
13:25The okay barnyard showdown will make history, they say.
13:29Marshal Orson walked away that day unscathed and unflustered.
13:33The hog was left flat on his back, brought down by Lemon Custard.
13:46Orson, Orson, I rigged up a way to take care of Hammerhead.
13:51Just get him to step on that X, and whammo!
13:58Fifty pounds of creamed corn!
14:01Yeah, I know it's a rotten thing to do to someone, but this is a desperate situation.
14:05Look, I don't need your tricks, Roy.
14:07I'm going to stand up to Hammerhead.
14:09Orson, when did you first have this need to do away with yourself?
14:12A pig's got to do what a pig's got to do.
14:15You can't run away from everything.
14:17Where are you, Orson?
14:19Uh, he's here!
14:36Hello, Hammerhead.
14:37I got your letter.
14:39I know you've come to settle things.
14:41Right.
14:42I decided it was time I paid you back.
14:52Here you are.
14:53That's $12.50 in quarters that I owe you.
14:58Yeah, but I thought...
15:00Well, never mind what I thought.
15:02What is this?
15:03It's the money I took from you back in the schoolyard.
15:07My conscience is clear now.
15:09I got to go, but I'll come back and visit you sometime soon.
15:13Orson, you're still Orson.
15:15What happened?
15:16I stood up to him, guys.
15:18I stood up to him, and it all worked out.
15:20And just remember, when you stand up for yourself, you know what you get?
15:25Screamed corn?
15:27Something like that.
15:32And now, in spite of popular demand, it's time for Screaming with Binky.
15:38We're about to see...
15:39Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, but I have laryngitis.
15:43Laryngitis?
15:43That means no yelling.
15:45That means no screaming.
15:47Well, I guess...
15:49Binky cat!
15:52Ouch!
15:53I thought you said you had laryngitis.
15:56I do, but I also have great stereo equipment.
16:01Binky cat!
16:03Ouch!
16:04We'll be right back.
16:06Maybe.
16:14Careful, Odie.
16:15We could be under attack at any moment.
16:19The enemy is armed.
16:21Dangerous.
16:22Keep your head down it.
16:23Here it comes.
16:24Get down!
16:40Let's go find a good movie on TV.
16:43There's nothing like a movie and popcorn.
16:45Movie and pizza.
16:46Movie and pizza.
16:47Okay.
16:48Everyone set?
16:50And now, back to today's mediocre movie matinee presentation.
16:55Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage 2.
16:58You!
16:59You're not Sylvia.
17:00You're one of the Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage 2.
17:05Let's see what else is on.
17:06We return now to today's feature presentation here on Adequate Theater.
17:11You!
17:12You're not Sylvia.
17:13You're one of the Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage 2.
17:27You!
17:41You're not Sylvia.
17:43You're one of the Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage 2.
17:46Good idea.
17:48I'll try the Spanish language channel.
17:50Ahora, regresamos a la pellicula.
17:54Tú!
17:55Tú!
17:55Tú no eres Sylvia.
17:58Tú eres una de las criaturas de Kung Fu en Rampage 2.
18:03The Educational Channel is running a documentary, The Making of Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage 2.
18:10I'm in the mood for a movie this evening, and since there's nothing on, we'll just have to go run
18:15a movie.
18:15Movie and pizza.
18:16Movie and pizza.
18:18Maybe a drama.
18:20No, a comedy.
18:21Maybe something with adventure.
18:22Maybe something with anchovies.
18:24No, pepperoni.
18:25Maybe sausage.
18:27Hi, I'd like to open a membership here so I can rent some movies.
18:30Fine, just a few minor forms to fill out, sir.
18:33I'll need to see a driver's license.
18:34Got it right here.
18:35Two major credit cards.
18:37Two major credit cards.
18:38And a picture ID.
18:39Picture ID.
18:39And three references from neighbors.
18:41Three references from neighbors.
18:43All excited about renting a tape, Odie?
18:47You don't care?
18:49Odie, don't you understand the value of videotapes in the world today?
18:53They provide a way to travel the world without leaving your chair, or the vicinity of your refrigerator.
18:59This may appear to be a videotape, but it's a first-class ticket to a great escape.
19:04Take a journey to where the tropical sun shines.
19:08Just take a trip on video airlines.
19:13Now turn the knob on your TV set.
19:15It'll send you faster than a turbojet from your living room to where a friendly marching
19:20dyes.
19:22Just take a trip on video airlines.
19:26You can sail the Nile, climb Mount Everest, mingle with society where they never rest.
19:31The Arctic Circle, Trafalgar Square.
19:33A video can take you nearly everywhere.
19:36From the densest jungle to the emptiest space.
19:38Wild adventure.
19:39Any place you can be a soldier or a star.
19:42Your imagination tells you who you are.
19:45So grab a bunch of the movies here.
19:48Places oh so far become oh so near.
19:50Spend some time in the desert or the sheltering pines.
19:54Jungle vines, King Solomon's Mines.
19:56While your quad reclines, your tummy dines.
19:58Just take a trip on video airlines.
20:05Letter from your third grade teacher.
20:07Here it is.
20:08Photo of you in a zebra costume.
20:10Here you go.
20:11Plotman diamond.
20:12Here.
20:15When can I rent a tape?
20:17Right now.
20:18Here's your rental card.
20:21I made it.
20:22Okay.
20:22Let's see what's left to rent.
20:26Oh, too bad.
20:28Looks like everything's been rented.
20:36I'll take it.
20:37Whatever it is.
20:38I won't rent it.
20:39Come on, guys.
20:43Okay, guys.
20:44It's movie time.
20:49You.
20:50You're not Sylvia.
20:51You're one of the Kung Fu creatures on the rampage.
20:55This is the only movie in the entire world.
20:58We're not watching this.
21:00Guys, I'm afraid we're going to have to do something drastic.
21:03You mean...
21:04We're actually going to go out to a movie theater.
21:09We'll go to that new multi-cinema.
21:10They have 37 screens.
21:12All of which will be showing Kung Fu creatures on the rampage, too.
21:19Theater 29.
21:20Okay, you go right for three blocks, hang a left, and wait for the tram.
21:41Here it is, guys.
21:43Now, before we go in, tell me, are you showing Kung Fu creatures on the rampage, too?
21:49Absolutely not.
21:51At last!
21:55I wonder what this movie is.
21:57Here comes the title.
21:59Kung Fu creatures on the rampage 3.
22:03It's...
22:04It's the sequel.
22:06They made another one.
22:10Let's get out of here.
22:16You're not staying.
22:20Uh...
22:21You, you're not Sylvia.
22:23You're one of the Kung Fu creatures on the rampage.
22:263!
22:27It's not a bad movie.
22:29What do you say, Odie?
22:31Thumbs up?
22:32Uh-huh.
22:33Uh-huh.
22:34No!
22:35Uh-huh.
22:36No!
23:06Gracias por ver el video.
23:07Gracias por ver el video.
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