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00:04hey hillbillies hey hey listen some guy called for you three times today Scott somebody oh oh
00:11Scott Freeman yeah you know you met him and Walter at my reunion you know Scott and Walter they were
00:18like my best friends in high school oh yeah the dorks okay because you were a Chilean of my friends
00:25are dorks no they're dorks because at the reunion they talk to each other on walkie-talkies that
00:32they built themselves they're very smart and they're starting a business together oh really
00:38yeah go-kart track oh that's a fun place to use your walkie-talkies actually I've been presented
00:45with a very unique opportunity what well you see to get their business off the ground they're looking
00:50for a few select investors oh go-karts Ray I don't know no no this is a great opportunity can
00:56I feed
00:56the child oh come on though I mean look people love go-karts who likes go-karts yeah why don't
01:06you just tell them we're moving into a gingerbread house I'm serious about this these guys know what
01:14they're doing really Walter's dad owned an amusement park and Scott's an engineer and not a woo-woo engineer
01:20one who actually designed stuff well do they have like a plan or something on paper that we can see
01:26yeah I'm sure I'm sure that they do because I mean not just like a drawing of a go-kart
01:30on a napkin
01:31something you know tangible with numbers all right don't worry they got numbers geez gotta spell
01:40everything out for the cheerleader so the majority of your investment in card attack will
01:52go towards initial construction costs a percentage of which will be paid back through earnings which
01:58were outlined in the booklet I handed out earlier primarily in sections a2 d5 and e15 but also in the
02:05appendix sections 9 11 and 12 listen I know I'm throwing a lot of numbers at you and that can
02:13get
02:14confusing so let me give you something a little more visual to help show you what we're all about
02:21Walter we're ready my partner Walter is wearing our prototype racing gear it's standard issue for all
02:33employees cool it's just the prototype the actual uniform will be flame retardant which is a good
02:40thing don't you think because you are smoking my friend so to sum up card attack much more than a
02:50go-kart track it's a family sharing an ice cream cone at our fully stocked snack bar it's a safe
02:57and
02:57secure place for your kids to play the latest video games it's a bar mitzvah and one of our faith
03:02friendly function but most of all it's fun we hope you'll be the next to experience a card attack thank
03:18you thank you thank you I you know I was gonna use a fog machine for Walter's entrance but I
03:22figured it was intimate setting and no it was great so could we just have a few minutes to talk
03:29things
03:30over hey yeah talk away you know I'll just be breaking down the set so what do you think well
03:40it
03:40was very good very professional yeah I was surprised I mean they've clearly done their research yes they
03:48have yeah so we in oh no look honey I said that I would hear their proposal and I did
04:00but nothing
04:00in it changes the fact that it's go-karts yep I know but come on that's what's fun about it
04:05plus it's a
04:05solid investment besides you know they're thinking of naming a go-kart after you it's black
04:16that is every girl's dream come on I can't turn them down they did a show and everything what am
04:22I
04:23gonna tell them what you want I gotta go pick up the kids kids when we gonna see a dime
04:28from that
04:28investment just go talk to them I'm sure they can handle it they're professionals
04:47hey hey man all right so what did Deborah say hi is she on board oh not really what
05:00what are you talking about man she said we did a great job I had good eye contact going I
05:05did the
05:06summary hands it was killer stuff I know I know she just she wasn't biting what about you I mean
05:12you
05:12want to live like this the rest of your life I know I know oh man your wife sucks
05:23that is not cool we're still in a business meeting I'm sorry man it's just the suit is so friggin
05:30hot
05:31I'm sorry guys I mean you did a good job really you did so that's it you're out yeah I
05:37think oh you
05:39know I'm gonna need that check back what that deposit I gave you a couple weeks ago yeah I'm
05:47gonna need it back oh yeah the deposit yeah it's gone what do you mean gone well you know spend
05:55it on
05:55the whole presentation the suit the easel this is new you spent all over a thousand dollars come on how
06:05could you do that hey I just told you the only reason we came here today was to get more
06:09money oh
06:11my god how am I gonna tell Debra I lost a thousand dollars I wouldn't talk to her anymore we're
06:19gonna
06:19have better luck with Robert he still has dreams hey can I take a shower here man yeah Miss Teen
06:32USA
06:35hey hey what are those new sheets in the bed yeah those look nice oh no well some about them
06:45looks
06:45nice maybe it's the person in them what are you after Ray sex or golf
06:56oh geez and a guy admire linens hey you know uh remember remember that restaurant we went to in the
07:11city
07:12and the guy out front was asking for money and I didn't have any I'd have change so you gave
07:18him a five
07:20yeah I remember that he ran away after you tried to get it back but then I realized that he
07:28needed it
07:28more than we did and I stopped chasing him we all have fond memories of that day yeah I was
07:36just
07:36thinking of that cuz I did something similar recently yeah yeah I guess God Walter a thousand dollars
07:51okay look I know I know you're gonna get upset about this God a thousand dollars remember the happy hobo
07:59I
08:06asked you not to no no no I gave it to him before you asked me not to listen I'm
08:13sorry I'll get the
08:14money back not about the money well then I really don't understand the hateful screaming you really
08:23have so little respect for me that you would do that without asking me I respect you obviously not
08:28because you wrote the check before you even talk to me about it's because I thought you would say yes
08:33well I'm saying no okay you change your mind so you you wanna get back in the sheets where you
08:43look
08:43so nice I can't believe you did this okay listen I screwed up okay but I mean it's my money
08:51to screw up
08:56with what did you say with which to screw up
09:11what what did I say
09:44if you're doing the load I got some socks
10:10no wonder
10:16hey why is this on 59 i was hot last night with all those covers on me
10:27why were you uncomfortable no i had a towel and a bath mat slept like a baby
10:38here what's this a little something i worked up last night
10:42laundry seventy five dollars a week general house cleaning two hundred dollars a week
10:49what is this a bill that's right full-time child care thousand dollars a week
10:56yeah i gave you a break on that when i billed the twins as one item
11:01so are you charging me now to be the wife well if it's all your money then the wife should
11:06get paid
11:08uh-huh personal chef three hundred dollars
11:13i think we're using the word chef pretty loosely
11:20hey most of those scout cookies i ordered from miley come in yet no not yet
11:24damn mike johnson for a tag along
11:30have a hydrox tip here jock
11:34wait here i'll get you a pair of rainbow suspenders you can be a rodeo clown
11:40yeah well i got a little chilly here last night
11:42hey what you doing with that cap oh yeah card attack
11:46i guess you and me are partners now
11:48oh so you invested too are you kidding me those guys did a great presentation blew me away fog machine
11:54and everything
11:57where's your hat ray why don't you put on your thousand dollar hat
12:01why don't you pour me a three hundred dollar bowl of cereal
12:10you should wear the hat ray free advertising
12:13yeah well i don't know if i can wear a hat i haven't asked permission yet
12:16hey robert can invest his money however he wants he's not married he's alone
12:21doo-da doo-da
12:26yeah don't worry about it robert you're better off
12:29look at this this is a list my wife gave me of what she's charging me to be married to
12:33her
12:34wow you know what deborah you have beautiful handwriting
12:38come on it's not about the handwriting look at what she's charging me for
12:41look what the hell is that number right there that's the total for the fiscal year
12:46that's more than i earn oh you noticed that yeah but i actually earn it
12:55ideas
12:58deborah i need to borrow your washer frank broke ours
13:01it's not broken just before you put that in let me take theirs apart so i can see what it's
13:07supposed
13:07to look like look we're kind of in the middle of something here so could you come back in a
13:12couple
13:13of years what are you doing making moonshine in the bathtub where are those nice pajamas with the
13:22baseball players i got you
13:25what's this you want to know what that is yeah i'll tell you what that is
13:29marie look you're a homemaker like me okay
13:38don't you think that you're entitled to an equal say in your family's financial decisions
13:42absolutely dear okay well this is a list i put together to make that point with ray
13:46look how she puts a line through her sevens isn't that nice
13:54what well just looking through some of this housekeeping things you claim you do and
14:03i think maybe i'm entitled to some of this money
14:08well looks like someone's padding the bill look great i can't help with people break in here and
14:14clean yeah well the in here you're talking about is the house we bought with my paycheck are you
14:20saying that you're more valuable than me because you bring home a paycheck i'm not saying that i
14:25think society says that all right you should talk to them actually raymond the best way to determine
14:30the value of someone's life is with a wrongful death settlement well good good because we're
14:36about to have one no really i date a wrongful death claims adjuster and it was her job to figure
14:43out
14:43what a jury would award a family if a loved one were killed in an accident in other words what
14:48they
14:48were worth it's fascinating to see what she had to consider too morbid for a second date but fascinating
14:55what like what oh like they consider what kind of person you were take uh dad for example let's say
15:03someone dropped a piano on him okay the jury would be asked to consider what kind of life he led
15:12was he a happy person did he bring joy to others did he stop and smell the roses yes yes
15:18and yes
15:20you don't enjoy life you spend three hours every afternoon locked in the bathroom hiding from you
15:27that's how i enjoy life so we can assume he wouldn't fetch much
15:35mom would fare slightly better because they factor in pain and suffering yeah all right we all know what
15:40they're worth okay but who would win between me and deborah oh well we're talking about death here raymond
15:45there's really no winning okay yeah who's worth more well it's a little complicated i mean a jury
15:52could look at almost anything for example did you know that they're more sympathetic to an attractive
15:56person say good night ramo
16:08i'm sure if deborah's life was presented to a jury they would see that she was very active
16:13yeah yeah okay that she worked out she was healthy spirited she had a zest for life
16:18got it and they would also be more sympathetic to deborah because she is the primary caregiver and
16:24nurturer i win wait a minute wait a minute what about me well raymond i guess you're the financial
16:33provider you're damn straight i make the cheddar baby yeah what else um
16:47come on i i i enjoy life i have a zest for life i'm totally zesty how about my sense
16:56of humor huh how
16:57about that what about it i have a good one i have a good sense of humor that is true
17:04tell one of your
17:05jokes dear what which one oh tell the one about the guy who goes into a bar and and he
17:12see there's a
17:13dish of peanuts it says nice things to him and he asks the the bartender what's with these peanuts and
17:19the bartender says they're complimentary tell that one dear you you just told it no no no you tell it
17:30so funny uh well i'm uh you just told the ending ma well tell the beginning i love it i'm
17:36not telling
17:36the joke because you blew the punchline you understand that she said they're complimentary
17:44that's the whole joke ah stop defending yourself you bring home the paycheck whoever brings home the
17:51money is the king end of story well put father you see he can do whatever he wants with the
17:57money
17:57marie doesn't that bother you she has no choice in the matter i am the king
18:04and now his majesty will retire to his castle where he will await the royal grilled cheese sandwich
18:14some oaf you amuse me
18:21i'll see you in hell
18:28marie how could you let him talk that way frank can say whatever he wants he never controlled
18:32the money when he brought home a paycheck i did whatever i wanted
18:36what are you talking about dad had no idea about that well no sometimes he'd get nosy
18:41but i'd make him a heavy dinner and then he'd fall asleep on the couch and i started moving the
18:46money around diabolical it's amazing how clueless he is do you know that for more than 30 years i've
18:57been giving money to buy books for children in south america you think your father would have
19:02approved of that he didn't like buying us books he never knew about all that money i saved for our
19:11trip to italy and deborah i never told frank about the loan i gave you to what loan uh that's
19:18okay marie
19:20when you first got married and you were living in that apartment what loan no it wasn't much it was
19:26just a little something to get us over a rough spot yes it was just 2 500 dollars
19:342 500 you you never told me about that yeah but you know we needed new tires and the dishwasher
19:39was
19:39broken and you hadn't gotten your bonus yet and you were doing the best you could so you went to
19:43my mother no i told ever she didn't have to pay me back i mean she's family and you can't
19:48put a
19:48price on love and anyway i'm not the kind of person i paid her back in two weeks
19:55your life made possible by a grant from the marie barone foundation
20:07god what else did you do what else don't i know about nothing you know come on if you can
20:13do things
20:14like borrow money from my mother what other money stuff don't i know about nothing look you did the
20:20go-kart thing and i did the thing with your mother that one time so you know we're even
20:28whoa wait a minute look around raymond you got it good whatever she's doing is working
20:35no no no no no really what else did you do the raymond no no listen hey hey listen cubby
20:40when the little monkey rings a bell and the pellet comes out he doesn't ask how the pellet got there
20:46he just enjoys the pellet you know what maybe you were right i'm just saying maybe that we should
21:03consult each other now and all the money stuff okay all right okay sure that's so nice honey why
21:10you just go sit on the couch i'll make you a nice meal okay all right all right nice and
21:18heavy
21:21listen i want to be included in everything okay in all the decisions okay definitely let's go
21:27i work for her hey marie who the hell is miguel velasquez and what is this crap he's saying about
21:45curious george i got turkey tetrazinni oh hey
21:52hey
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