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00:03are you out of your mind you got amy on hold you got stefania in italy and now you're dating
00:09joanne
00:09again no dating okay just talking on the phone you know like friends friends a woman threw an
00:17ashtray at your head it's called passion raymond and who knows there might still be some sparks
00:24there and someone should throw a fire extinguisher in your head joanne has changed a lot okay she's
00:32not like she used to be three women i don't know what i'm gonna do do a dance you gigantic
00:39lucky
00:40bastard you know i know i can't believe it i never thought i'd have three women in my whole life
00:48hey we all lost money on that bet
01:00what did you do for yourself
01:06they're coming
01:14oh
01:19oh
01:45you know how you can tell which one is the right broad look it's all right that i don't have
01:49it's
01:50simple which lady is going to take care of you cook for you let you have the good pillow
01:58dad you're a hundred shouldn't you have more than one good pillow
02:03it's the whole package which one is going to laugh at your jokes oh they all do except stefania
02:09doesn't speak english very well so i have to do a lot of hand gestures funny noises
02:15which one doesn't freak out when they see this coming at them
02:24haha raven
02:28who's got hips wide enough to bear your enormous children
02:40well that'd be amy but don't tell her
02:43you know with amy you're the only one she's ever had sex with so technically you can't disappoint her
02:51true add it up amy's your winner
02:56well we did used to talk about having kids and she's always stuck behind me and uh well we do
03:01make each other happy
03:10all right amy that's it yes it's amy and you know what we're gonna start fresh with a clean slate
03:16i'm gonna tell her about joanne and stefania
03:18what well i don't want to have any secrets what are you nuts
03:26you'll never tell a woman anything even if they figure it out you deny
03:33but amy would want me to be honest
03:34yeah that's how they get you you think that's what they want and then you cannot believe the yelling
03:42yeah is that what you want 42 years of for god's sakes close your robe
03:55hey
03:58that's what i'll do i'll i'll tell my girlfriend about my other girlfriends
04:02hey yeah that's a good idea
04:06honesty is the best policy
04:08yeah yeah yeah
04:12look look look you got three women after you
04:15huh let me let me check over here
04:20you got three women after you
04:23then who does oh wait a minute i believe that's me
04:28i'll figure it out gentlemen
04:31and now adieu
04:44what was that face you did
04:52poor deborah
04:55poor deborah i'm doing a face dad
04:59are you doing a face right now
05:08poor deborah
05:14the pizza was to your liking
05:16it was perfect
05:18no you're perfect
05:21oh robert are you okay
05:23i'm here
05:25yeah thanks
05:26thanks i'm fine
05:28who's burning fur
05:36listen amy
05:39i think we're good together
05:40don't you
05:42yes
05:43i mean we make a good couple right
05:47yes
05:50that's why i'd like to talk to you
05:51about us being together
05:55i'm listening
05:58i think that you and i are
06:00meant to be
06:03and that's why it's important for me
06:05to tell you about joanne
06:10joanne
06:10yeah well we've spoken
06:12and i think she wants to get back together
06:14and honestly for a while
06:16i wasn't sure what i wanted
06:17but i've decided that you're the one
06:20i want to be with
06:23you've been talking to joanne
06:25about getting back together
06:26well you know we've been talking
06:28and i've been thinking
06:30you've been talking to joanne
06:32about getting back together
06:35for how long
06:37sweetie
06:44i don't know
06:45before italy
06:46but see that's why i'm telling you
06:47because i want to
06:48be totally honest
06:49because i feel that we are
06:51meant to be
06:58don't you
07:01let me see
07:04you've been
07:05talking with your ex-wife
07:07for over a month
07:08behind my back
07:09and then
07:10you're not focusing
07:11on the positive part of the story
07:14oh but i am robert
07:16i'm happy
07:17i mean this is all such wonderful news
07:21you've been deceitful
07:22and you're settling for me
07:26but hey
07:27before i get really really really happy
07:31anything else you want to share with me
07:34no
07:42well
07:42good
07:43because i don't think i could get much happier
07:46but i just
07:47and thank you
07:48for another fabulous evening
07:52tonight i'm taking the leftovers
07:55i'll be in the office tomorrow
07:57if anybody wants to send me flowers
08:02perhaps we should cancel the spumoni
08:23how's the meatloaf
08:24it's good
08:24it's very good
08:29your brother-in-law
08:31your brother
08:32he's a child
08:35do men ever stop being stupid
08:42no
08:43they don't
08:47and you might want to hold on to your pizza
08:48i don't care
08:57robert told you
08:59you knew
08:59i'm sorry
09:00oh he's horrible
09:02and he expects me to be grateful
09:03because he told me
09:04when he didn't have to
09:05that's unbelievable
09:06he's acting like he has nothing to apologize for
09:08i know
09:08and just because he was on vacation
09:09that is no excuse
09:11vacation
09:13he took joanne on vacation
09:15no no no stefania
09:16who
09:25what
09:29who's stefania
09:30wait who's who
09:31wait what name did you say
09:35oh my gosh look at that
09:36your hair looks so good that way
09:41so that was just the two slices
09:48does navy's hair look good
09:51i don't know
09:56oh good amy you're here
09:59i'm gonna need your office address
10:01who the hell is stefania
10:09sounds like a girl's name
10:11girl you met in italy
10:16what did you do with her in italy
10:23very little
10:37i'm sorry
10:47i saved myself for you
10:52really sorry
10:56goodbye robert
11:00but we're
11:01meant to be
11:07when she got up on the couch the second time
11:09what did you think she was gonna do
11:23oh man she really nailed you
11:26was she wearing a ring
11:30a friendship ring
11:34ironic
11:38can i get some frozen baby peas deb
11:41you know what robert
11:42you get your own damn piece
11:44what
11:45what are you mad at me
11:46what did i do
11:48what did you do
11:49hey look you're the one who told amy about stefania in the first place
11:53you should be apologizing to me
12:13and what you should have done
12:14is tell amy the truth about everything
12:17or better yet
12:18not be such a pig in the first place
12:22it's the worst apology i've ever gotten
12:27why would you get involved with someone else when you already have a relationship
12:30what does juggling three women at a time make you cool
12:39uncool
12:41you know if that's the only way that you can build your self-esteem
12:44then you are pathetic and you don't deserve to be with anyone
12:46yeah it's easy for you to say
12:48what was that
12:49lay down play dead
13:02we all know about you okay deb
13:04you were popular
13:05you juggled guys all the time
13:06how many guys asked you to your senior prom huh
13:08five
13:09six
13:10you want to know who i took to my prom
13:12our cousin nelly
13:14he threw up on her
13:18somebody spiked the bunch
13:22okay well i'm really sorry about you and your cousin
13:25but that was high school
13:26i grew up
13:27i realized that the only thing that matters
13:29is having someone
13:30that understands me
13:32that'll be there for me
13:34somebody that i want to grow old with
13:35get off of me
13:46i thought that you felt that way about amy
13:48well i did i do
13:50then why would you fool around with stefania
13:52have you seen stefania
14:05what's the matter with you robert
14:08i mean you're not one of those slime balls
14:10who's only interested in scoring with chicks
14:12i could be
14:16you couldn't
14:17or you wouldn't have waited two years for amy to be ready
14:20i just don't get you
14:21you were in a committed relationship
14:23with someone who loves you
14:24and you blew it
14:31honesty
14:33don't believe the hype
14:40i just saw amy
14:41she's crying
14:42did you break up again
14:44yeah and i think it's for good this time mom
14:46but it's alright i'll be fine
14:48you'll be fine
14:49what about me
14:52amy was gonna give me more friends
14:55and i'm talking about guests
14:57and i couldn't leave your father if i wanted
14:59stop
15:00oh stop
15:01i can't do this anymore
15:03i can't
15:04you want to kill me
15:05because you're killing me
15:09sorry
15:11good
15:12i'll pick up this phone
15:13and tell that to amy
15:14oh but i can't call her now
15:17well
15:18i could see how this would be a little awkward
15:21don't worry
15:21i know what to say
15:24stop it mom
15:26just stop it
15:28i blew it
15:29it's over
15:30she'll never take me back
15:31we are not giving up
15:32we could still work this out
15:33would you let it go
15:34all right
15:35it's my life
15:36i'll do what i want
15:41who's been telling him
15:42it's his life
15:48you ready to order
15:49uh actually i'm waiting for somebody
15:50no thanks
15:51no fire tonight
15:59hi bobby
16:00hi joanne
16:03i'm sorry i'm late
16:04one of my clients had a fender bender
16:06i had to go hold his hand
16:08wow
16:09insurance
16:10it's like police work
16:12you know you're always on call
16:14except they don't shoot at you
16:16only when they find out how little we pay
16:20hee hee hee
16:22ha ha ha ha
16:24bobby
16:25relax
16:26it's just me
16:27i know
16:28it's weird
16:29you know it's like i know you
16:31but like i don't know you
16:35hee hee hee
16:38i'm so glad you wanted to have dinner tonight
16:41i think we've both been thinking the same thing
16:45i think maybe we have
16:48robert you know how i am
16:50i see what i want and i go for it
16:52and what i want
16:54is you
16:58you know when
17:00we were talking on the phone
17:02i was getting that same vibe
17:10well you know
17:11you know bobby i'm no snow white
17:14i've had my share of dates
17:16and insurance conventions
17:20truth
17:21you were my best
17:23well thank you
17:24right back at you
17:27that heat
17:28can you feel it
17:30pizza oven
17:31bobby
17:32oh yes yes i feel the other heat
17:36we need
17:37to be
17:38together
17:40well i'd like that
17:42maybe we're
17:44meant to be
17:47yes we are
17:50so
17:51hey
17:51you want to go to the movies later
17:53what
17:53oh i know
17:54miniature golf
17:55i know there's a great course that looks over
17:57long island south
18:02what what's so funny
18:03you
18:04i forgot how funny you could be miniature golf
18:08what i'm interested in bobby doesn't have anything miniature about it
18:15but regular golf takes so long
18:17i don't want any of that other stuff bobby
18:28there's only
18:29there's only one thing
18:30i want from you
18:32oh
18:34i didn't mean to startle you
18:36oh
18:37oh
18:37oh your foot
18:38well you know it's this dive
18:40you know you never know what's crawling around
18:41yeah pony
18:48do you understand what i'm saying
18:50i think your foot speaks for itself
18:53yes
18:55wouldn't you like something more
18:57like what
18:58a relationship
19:00a pizza and hot sex
19:02most guys would consider that the perfect relationship
19:04well i'm not saying that's bad
19:06i just thought it might be part of a bigger arrangement
19:08like our marriage
19:10we tried that
19:11well okay i know
19:13but let me tell you something
19:14i'm not one of those guys who's only interested in
19:16scoring with chicks
19:17oh come on
19:19let's just have some fun
19:20i saw that vanilla pudding you were dating
19:22emily
19:23amy
19:24amy
19:26you can't tell me she did anything for you
19:30well now that is none of your big
19:32stop it stop it stop it stop it
19:36are you serious
19:43yes i am serious
19:46now kindly
19:47remove your foot
19:51fine
19:54okay then
19:56good luck to you
19:58wait what's that you're leaving
20:00i have nothing to say to you unless you need insurance
20:07then okay to you
20:10that's right
20:11and let me tell you something else
20:13robert barone
20:14is not available
20:15for a booty call
20:22you heard me
20:28hello amy
20:40look amy don't hang up
20:50amy don't hang up
20:51it's robert
20:59okay listen
21:00i screwed up
21:03i don't know what i want to do
21:05can i just come over
21:06oh
21:07okay i'll be right over
21:09thanks ma
21:18hello
21:20hello
21:21don't hang up
21:23it's robert
21:25is stefania there
21:44no more long distance
21:48could have been worse
21:50could have ended up
21:51at one of them
22:21i'll be right back
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