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00:04You missed your flight, Ray.
00:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08You got everything? You got socks, underwear?
00:11Yeah, yeah.
00:22Toiletries?
00:24Yep.
00:28I'm forgetting something. I feel like I'm forgetting something.
00:31No, you should just go because you can buy whatever you need at the hotel.
00:34Yeah, I guess.
00:37All right. Bye.
00:39What? Where's my goodbye kiss?
00:41All right.
00:44See you Thursday.
00:45Okay.
00:47That's what I forgot.
00:48What?
00:49The sex. I forgot about the sex.
00:52Come on, Ray.
00:53No, come on.
00:54We always have goodbye sex.
00:56Good luck.
00:57Honey, you're gonna be late.
00:59So?
00:59I'll park the car in the white zone.
01:01They'll tow it.
01:02I'll pay the fine when I get back.
01:05You're worth the money, baby.
01:09You're gonna miss your plane, Ray. Just go.
01:11No, come on. You're wasting time here.
01:13Five minutes.
01:13I'll go for my personal worst.
01:17That's really incentive, honey.
01:18Could you just go?
01:19No.
01:21You're never in the mood.
01:28You said I could buy whatever I need at the hotel.
01:32I'll see you later, Ray.
01:35This trip's gonna stink.
02:02I'm sorry, man. I didn't see it.
02:05I didn't see you.
02:06I'm sorry, man. I didn't see you.
02:06I'm sorry.
02:07I'm really, really sorry.
02:10Really.
02:15Woo!
02:18Oh, come on.
02:22You're kidding me.
02:24You're fucking kidding me.
02:26Oh, God.
02:27Oh, God.
02:27You're fucking kidding me.
02:30You're fucking kidding me.
02:30Oh, come on.
02:38Get off me!
02:40Everything in here!
02:42Oh, man.
02:43Oh!
02:45No!
02:47Ah!
02:47Ah!
03:00yeah yeah i'm up here hey hey welcome home ray some guy sneezed on me
03:13oh so did you miss me i'm in the men's room at the airport
03:16all right i'm not bothering anybody this guy he he's right in my face sneezing like he's trying
03:22to blow out the devil it's gross two seconds i'm dripping in this material from a complete stranger
03:34you know you hear about this all the time you just you never think it's gonna happen to you
03:38sounds really awful honey you know what maybe i can help you forget hey what are you doing
03:48i spent the whole flight half the flight i'm in the bathroom just just scrubbing my face
03:54see all the skin no
03:58something's got to be wrong you know i'm sure you're fine ray he was probably just sneezing
04:04from all that disinfectant they use in those bathrooms hey if there was disinfectant in that
04:12bathroom it was getting its ass kicked do you think am i gonna get something no look at my eyes
04:27do they
04:27look watery to you no they look fine beautiful brown what about the white part does it look red
04:35or yellow
04:37you know honey if you're so worried why don't you go see dr sundrom tomorrow
04:43so you do think i have something no but but if you don't believe me then go see a doctor
04:47you're probably right yeah i should go oh man i'm exhausted
04:54ray you know how you're always complaining that i'm never in the mood
04:57yeah
05:03now you're getting it
05:07look my neck does it feel swollen though
05:10no just one side one side feels a little uneven
05:12i'm just i'm just gonna take some aspirin you know or maybe some of that ibuprofrenian
05:20i want credit for this
05:24i believe i shaved my legs
05:40yeah all right well you're having more fun in it than i do so
05:46all right but scream upstairs
05:52hey
05:53hey how are you
05:55awful
05:56are you sick is that what the doctor said
05:58he's running some tests
06:00what kind of tests
06:02the q-tip in the throat thing
06:05you can do that to everybody are you sick or not what did the doctor say
06:09doctors look i know how i feel
06:11okay okay so the doctor said you're fine
06:14i'm not fine
06:15nah you know you know how you feel the day before you get the flu
06:20well this is the day before that
06:24that's what it is i should have went to the doctor tomorrow
06:28okay you know what and go back again tomorrow
06:31well no way i probably caught something from just being in that room with those people
06:36it's like a germ casserole in there
06:40you know what i'm around germs all the time the kids bring all kinds of stuff home i hardly ever
06:44get sick
06:45maybe you're a cyborg
06:49maybe
06:50or maybe it's because i'm always in here washing stuff all the time
06:53my hands are always clean
06:56let me wash my hands
06:58yeah well you know honey you gotta use soap
07:01soap soap soap
07:02use the soap there and scrub really hard
07:04you know like you're doing a pot
07:06uh-huh
07:09hey do that pot
07:13i don't wash my hands enough that's the problem
07:15well that might be the problem
07:16yeah that's it just get the soap all over that
07:22hey
07:25as long as you are home
07:27why don't you take the kids to their play date
07:30yeah yeah let me just finish this
07:32okay take your time
07:36hi dears
07:37hi marie
07:47raymond i saw your car
07:48why aren't you at work
07:50i have a doctor appointment
07:52you went to the doctor and didn't tell me
07:54why wasn't i told
07:57it's nothing marie the doctor said he's fine
07:58he's running tests
08:00tests
08:00what's wrong tell me
08:02i have a right to know
08:05some guy sneezed on me
08:06what what guy
08:07who who did this to you
08:09some guy
08:09he died at the air force
08:11someone sneezed on you at the airport
08:14you could have anything from anywhere
08:19or you could have nothing
08:20oh look at this face
08:22look at the bloodshot eyes
08:24and the yellow skin
08:26and the droopy cheeks
08:27that's his regular face
08:31no no
08:32i have been feeling kind of droopy
08:34yeah but the doctor said
08:35doctors
08:36you never had to go to a doctor
08:37when i was taken care of
08:39give me your head
08:46it's not hot is he
08:47not yet
08:47but something's coming
08:51you see that
08:52that's
08:52i always feel normal
08:54right before i get a fever
08:55oh
08:56that's amazing
08:57all right
08:57that's it
08:58that's it
08:58go ahead
08:59get up to bed
09:00right away young man
09:01we're gonna nip this in the bud
09:03she's right though
09:04i think she's right
09:05wait a minute
09:06what about taking the kids
09:10not in your condition
09:14all right
09:14no more discussions
09:15go ahead
09:16get up there
09:17go go go
09:18i'll just
09:19you know
09:19go rest for a little while
09:20and you know
09:21maybe you could
09:22keep the kids
09:23a little quiet
09:28he's such a brave little soldier
09:32soldier
09:32though he's a hypochondriac
09:34every time he nicks himself shaving
09:36he wants to call a priest
09:39he's a sensitive boy
09:41Marie he's not sick
09:42what are you saying
09:43that raymond is lying to me
09:44when he tells me
09:45he feels droopy
09:47you really think he's sick
09:48my son told me
09:50that he doesn't feel right
09:51and i love him
09:53and i'm gonna take care of him
09:54and i don't love him
10:04i'm not saying anything
10:08all right
10:09all right
10:09marie
10:10thank you
10:19you know
10:21i understand
10:23that you're a young woman
10:24of today
10:24what with the
10:25women's lib
10:26and all that
10:29and you probably
10:30think of me
10:31as a very old-fashioned
10:32out-of-touch
10:34housewife
10:36and maybe i am
10:39but if someone
10:40in my family
10:41needs me
10:42and wants me
10:43to take care of him
10:45i'm there for him
10:47and i'm happy
10:48to do it
10:49and now
10:50i'm gonna boil
10:51my raiment
10:52a chicken
11:15hi
11:18what's wrong with your hands
11:21they're all
11:22they're all mentholated
11:25let me get that
11:27for you
11:27oh
11:27thank you
11:28all right
11:28yeah
11:29there you go
11:30what are you doing
11:32i'm rubbing this in
11:33for you
11:34why
11:36because you said
11:37you were sick
11:38and i want to take
11:39care of you
11:40and i'm happy
11:41to do it
11:42all right
11:46just be careful
11:47whoop whoop whoop
11:47whoa
11:48yeah
11:48you don't want to burn
11:50my nippies
11:53okay
11:55there you go
11:56got that
11:57thanks
11:58hey
11:58and i brought you
11:59some soup
11:59soup
12:00yeah
12:01chicken soup
12:01my mom's
12:03no mine
12:03oh
12:04i want to get all up
12:08in that soup
12:10there you go
12:11all right
12:16how is it
12:17mmm
12:19hot
12:21i added some celery
12:23yeah well look
12:24there's the leaves
12:25the leaves
12:27so
12:28how you feeling
12:30i'm still droopy
12:31i think
12:32oh
12:32sorry
12:34is there anything
12:35else that you need
12:38hey
12:39maybe we can let this
12:40cool off a little more
12:42huh
12:43could you put it
12:44all the way over there
12:48sure
12:53so
12:55what else
12:55can i give you
12:57a back rub
12:57or something
12:58what's the something
13:01a back rub
13:05yeah
13:05yeah
13:05all right
13:06okay
13:10yeah
13:11how's that feel
13:12oh that feels good
13:13yeah
13:14i should get sick
13:15more often
13:15yeah
13:16ow
13:16ow
13:16that hurts
13:17yeah
13:17that's fine
13:18that's fine
13:18sorry
13:19yeah
13:20hey could you do me a favor
13:22could you
13:22could you change this blanket
13:24because
13:24this one's a little itchy
13:26that's the one we have on
13:28all the time
13:29yeah i know
13:30i guess i'm just like
13:31a little more sensitive
13:32now or something
13:36yeah
13:37that's the itchy
13:41oh
13:41we don't have the blue one
13:45it's in the laundry
13:46oh well
13:47should i wait
13:48or is it not even
13:49in the dryer yet
13:52hey
13:52how you doing
13:53your mother sent me
13:55said you were all alone
13:56over here
13:58you're not all alone
13:59i'm taking care of him
14:02oh
14:02too bad
14:03because
14:04on the way over here
14:06i was trying to think
14:06of what we could talk about
14:08i actually came up
14:09with a little something
14:11well
14:12we can still talk
14:13nah i'll save it
14:16might tell you
14:17that about the guy
14:18sneezing on me
14:18yeah yeah surely
14:23i ever tell you
14:24about korea
14:25i shared a latrine
14:27with a hundred men
14:28you were lucky
14:29if you got sneezed on
14:33what's on the tube
14:34you know frank
14:36ray should really be
14:37rested
14:38oh yeah
14:39yeah yeah guys
14:40just sit here
14:40come on
14:44oh it's the guys
14:46oh so what are they
14:47doing here
14:48oh yeah i invited them
14:49over
14:49yeah just you know
14:51they'd cheer me up
14:51so what how was practice
14:53johnny hit me in the face
14:54with the ball
14:55yeah i threw him a pass
14:56yeah when i wasn't looking
14:58looking it hit you right
14:59between the eyes
15:01cheered up now
15:02yeah
15:04yeah
15:04they make that cute
15:05little something
15:07oh what'd you get
15:07oh pepperoni smiley face
15:11yeah we did that in the car
15:13for you
15:14excuse me girls
15:16pizza
15:21how you feeling ray
15:22look how cute you look
15:24in your little pajamas
15:25there
15:25yeah they have a little
15:26trap door in the back
15:27yeah
15:29open it up there's a picture
15:30of you
15:37see it's like it's the best
15:38medicine
15:40you know ray
15:41your pizza is what you
15:42should be eating right now
15:43oh sure it is
15:44it's comfort food
15:45i'll take a slice of that
15:46comfort
15:46speaking of comfort
15:51hey dad we already have
15:53one sick person here
15:54all right
15:55hey ray
15:56what happened here
15:59that's chicken soup johnny
16:01oh
16:02couldn't keep it down
16:05ray can i get under the
16:06covers
16:06get out of here
16:07come on
16:08no no i'm good for you
16:10i'm like your little
16:11hot water bottle
16:14all right you know what
16:15andy get out of the bed
16:16you guys i'm trying to
16:17take care of ray
16:18andy get out of the bed
16:21what are you doing
16:22i'm playing the banjo
16:24what's it look like i'm
16:25doing
16:25oh come on you know
16:26how to do that
16:26give me that
16:26no no no i know how
16:27to do it
16:28all right look
16:28somebody time me
16:29ready
16:31go
16:32all right
16:33the time to beat
16:34is zero
16:35anyway
16:37i'm gonna show him
16:38i'm gonna show him
16:38i'm gonna show him
16:39i'm gonna show him
16:40give me the two
16:40more
16:40no i can do it
16:41here
16:41this is how
16:43it's done
16:45all right
16:46let me try
16:47come on let me try
16:48hey
16:48i'm boxing up
16:49in the post
16:52the pearl
16:53the pearl has it
16:54in his own house
16:55i'm trying
16:56no
16:58there's what's in the
16:58matter
17:00so
17:01looks like you're
17:02feeling better ray
17:03yeah i don't know
17:05maybe it's like a
17:05pizza high
17:08well whatever it
17:10takes
17:10thanks guys
17:11not in the face
17:14all right ray so
17:15maybe you can start
17:15giving me a hand
17:16around here now
17:17hmm
17:18hey
17:19thank you frank
17:20okay thanks for
17:21stopping by guys
17:22ray's all better now
17:23i have chicken soup
17:26what are you doing
17:27hang up
17:27no nothing i just
17:28get back into bed
17:30oh boys
17:31boys you shouldn't
17:33be up here getting
17:34him all excited
17:35it's okay marie
17:36he's fine
17:36you're still saying
17:37that
17:39i said get into bed
17:40oh my deborah
17:41actually thinks that
17:42i should not
17:42don't let her pressure
17:44you
17:44give me your head
17:47this is a person
17:48who should not be
17:49standing
17:50what
17:50why
17:51why
17:51i could bake
17:52ziti on your head
17:55oh my god he was
17:57just playing basketball
17:58how's your throat
17:59it's a little scratchy
18:01it is a little scratchy
18:03and you're giving him
18:04pizza
18:05i didn't
18:05your cheese is a
18:07known phlegm producer
18:09all right
18:10take that out of here
18:11right away
18:11this is
18:13where's your blue
18:14blanket
18:15oh it's in the laundry
18:19there you go
18:20now i i know you're in
18:22pain but i want you to
18:22try to get this all
18:23down
18:24okay
18:24all right
18:25just breathe it in
18:27oh yeah it smells good
18:29that does smell good
18:30she makes good soup
18:31that'll fix her right up
18:33that stuff will grow back
18:34a limb
18:37and uh what else do you
18:39feel are you achy
18:40i don't know
18:41where in your chest
18:42your legs
18:43i both are actually both
18:44what about coughing
18:45are you coughing
18:46a little bit
18:47all right that's enough
18:49i can't take this anymore
18:50what what
18:52what
18:53deborah
18:53raymond is sick
18:54oh that's right
18:55raymond's sick
18:56raymond is very sick
18:57and do you know why
18:57because you made him sick
18:59you're both sick
19:03i'm giving raymond what he needs
19:05you're giving raymond what you need
19:07a sick little boy to take care of
19:09well i don't need another little boy
19:11and every time you come over here raymond takes another step backwards and i gotta wean him all over again
19:19well i don't appreciate the implication that i am not a good wife and mother and not nurturing
19:29i'm a damn fine nurturer
19:32now get out of bed
19:36and marie you take your soup
19:37and your flowers
19:39and your probably home baked bread
19:40and get out of our bedroom
19:43what
19:43uh-huh
19:45uh-huh
19:46okay
19:48that was dr sundrom's office
19:49get back into bed
19:50you got strep throat
20:07here you go honey
20:09have your soup
20:11wow strep throat
20:13i probably should eat some ice cream right
20:15oh of course dear
20:16anything you want
20:22chocolate vanilla or strawberry
20:26could you mix all three
20:32hey you know ma
20:33i'm thinking that since i've been here
20:36my throat's a little scratchy too
20:37oh honey
20:38give me your head
20:39that's right
20:41you sit down
20:42i'll get your bowl
20:49what is it johnny
20:51maybe you better have some soup too
20:53oh
20:54okay
20:58i got hit in the face with the ball today
21:01i have plenty of soup
21:04i've had a pain in the ass
21:06for the past 45 years
21:11you got any soup for that
21:20how's my boy
21:23let's see
21:28let's see
21:29oh
21:30now it says 101
21:32this one's not accurate enough
21:40flip over
21:56is it
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