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00:01nothing but open field ahead of them 35 40 what a block ray phone take a message ray phone
00:14hey give me a oh no get yourself that's the rule
00:21hey johnny you going to the kitchen
00:28i'm watching the game you're not thirsty you're thirsty you look hungry too
00:39what do i want pretzels and ginger ale and macaroni and cheese
00:46man are they annoying at least you get to go home
00:52all right thank you thank you very much
00:57yeah yeah get a good look at this face sucker because it's the last time it'll be the face of
01:02a man who's never been to the greatest place a man could go wherever it is i hope they have
01:07mouthwash
01:09i don't know do they have mouthwash at the super bowl
01:16what yeah damn right what the paper is sending me to tampa to cover the friday press conference
01:23and then i get to hang out and go to the game on sunday
01:30congratulations thank you
01:32you lucky freak of a moron
01:36come on i don't know if it's wise to insult a man
01:38who has an extra ticket
01:43you're jacking me around i'm gonna rip your arm off at the elbow
01:45no jack dude you and me leaving tomorrow super bowl
01:50i don't usually do this
01:54this is the greatest moment of my life
01:56i love you thank you thank you thank you
02:02this is incredible man tomorrow
02:05yeah i gotta go buy clothes
02:06okay i'm gonna need underwear
02:08yeah get underwear get some underwear
02:09call you later
02:10okay super bowl
02:12all right
02:21they still looking at me
02:25yeah
02:27you know what i'm just gonna stand here and wait them out
02:39they're coming
02:52they're coming
03:20still there
03:24yep
03:27would you mind distracting them with some nudity
03:37all right listen
03:39what's this about super bowl tickets
03:41oh boy
03:42you
03:42you got an extra ticket to the super bowl
03:46and you're taking gianni
03:49that ticket should be mine and you know it
03:52all right
03:52all right look
03:52first of all
03:54put the fork down dad
03:58i'll put the fork down when there's a ticket on it
04:03wait a minute
04:03what about me
04:04all right
04:04both
04:05both of you stop it
04:07raymond
04:07you have to get two more tickets
04:09i can't do that ma
04:10i can't
04:11well just call up someone
04:12you want me to call
04:13what
04:14ma
04:15there's nobody
04:16you can't
04:16what's the number of the super bowl
04:20that's not how it works
04:21ma look listen
04:22taking gianni is the only fair thing okay if i had asked one of you to go then the other
04:26one would have been married
04:27no you would have chosen a family member and that would have been honorable
04:31oh come on dad would you been happy if i asked robert to go give me my ticket
04:41okay listen you know what i i don't have a ticket for either of you i'm sorry i told gianni
04:46i was gonna take him and i'm gonna take him
04:54well that's the way it should be i guess
04:57you take gianni raymond
04:59have a grand time
05:02hey
05:03why don't you get one of those big number one foam fingers and wave it in the air
05:08cause you're number one raymond
05:09you're number one
05:14but remember this
05:17one is the loneliest number
05:20that you'll ever
05:31all right now that he's gone give me my ticket
05:35i told you i don't have one
05:36fine
05:38fine
05:39do what you want
05:41let me tell you this
05:42i know what it's gonna say on my tombstone
05:44my son went to the super bowl and now i'm dead
05:54no i don't no don't
05:56don't don't do it
05:57what
05:58don't don't try to get me to change my mind okay i see you're firing up all the pistons in
06:03your little guilt machine
06:05i don't have a guilt machine raymond
06:08all i have is the hope that our family could be happy
06:19there's a lot of miles on that machine but it runs like noon
06:25can you believe this it's the best assignment i've ever gotten and i can't even enjoy it now because everybody
06:29hates me
06:30no i understand ray i mean you know what it's your trip and you're entitled to take your friend instead
06:35of your brother or your father or your wife
06:43wife
06:44yeah wife that's me
06:47remember
06:53and i know this song
06:56boba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
06:57yeah
07:00i know that song
07:03the happiest day of my life you get to go on this great trip and it never even occurred to
07:09you to ask me but that's because this is football so what oh come on if you had two tickets
07:18to the
07:18pottery barn grand championships would you want to take me I don't care about the football but
07:26but what about us getting away together I mean you're going to this nice hotel we could have
07:30dinner well okay see that's the problem I mean the hotel you know with the papers budget it's
07:35probably like a halfway house and the food's gonna stink you just told me this was the greatest
07:40assignment you've ever gotten well that's the key word assignment nobody brings their wives
07:45cuz cuz that weekend they're married to the game assignment you know what you said you're gonna
07:58take Gianni so you should take all right so just go look I don't want to go if if you're
08:06gonna hate
08:07me I don't hate you Ray oh come on look when I get back will you and I will go
08:11somewhere yeah you know
08:12we should cuz we never get away together okay then we will we will all right yeah and we'll go
08:17where
08:17you want to go you know girly land I mean it all right it'll be great we're matching sweaters and
08:26we'll walk in the mountains and we won't come home until we find a rainbow okay you're all set somebody
08:41here in a minute to help you with your bags all righty thank you great hey Ray they got a
08:48frozen
08:48yoga machine that restaurant you want a cone no not now it's 10 30 in the morning there were no
08:53rules
08:54this week pal no I'm getting one vanilla chocolate swirly so Barone finally makes
09:04it to the big one hey Stu I didn't know the daily news covered the Super Bowl funny you know
09:12Mary Jo my
09:13wife oh yeah hi Ray how are you nice to see you hey Doug what's up I'm not much oh
09:23hi Laurie hi boy
09:31wow look at all you couples yeah is Deborah here uh no no she wanted to come but um her
09:41eye she got
09:42hit in the head with a flute yeah the kids you know the kids they throw oh my goodness no
09:49no she's
09:49fine she's okay she's fine she just can't look at things right now okay well when I see her at
09:55school I promise not to rub it in too much about all the fun she missed yeah right right damn
10:03it that's
10:04right although if you did tell her she probably wouldn't understand too much because that flute
10:10thing banged her up pretty bad yeah here you go Ramey got your sprinkles
10:21no rules
10:34sorry Johnny so when does she get here she's driving in from the airport now man can't believe you're
10:44bringing her bringing her here all the guys brought their wives but she deserves to have
10:49some fun you know there's crafts festivals and outlet stores listen it's not gonna affect us at all man
11:03we still gonna golf all day just that at night if there's a chance for hotel sex I'd rather have
11:11her in the room than you
11:14you don't know that
11:18come on man we still get to go to the Super Bowl right is that what it's all about huh
11:23the Super Bowl
11:26I don't feel like dancing now I guess I gotta go move in with your fat reporter friend hey he's
11:32a good
11:32guy Mike really is he's a good guy yeah where am I gonna end up tomorrow when you fly in
11:37your mother
11:40come on man come on man just be cool all right just be cool
11:44hey hey
11:46hi Johnny hello
11:52all right yeah no no everything's great
11:56I'll see you two later
12:10oh man now I feel bad no don't he still gets to go to the game on Sunday and you're
12:15here come on
12:15everything works out for everybody all right well oh my gosh look at this yeah guess I was wrong about
12:22the
12:22hotel it's pretty nice oh yeah it's just it's all right it's beautiful thank you for calling me
12:29it was weird without you here so my mom had no problem taking the kids oh how lucky are we
12:36that
12:37she lives across the street oh you drink it on the plane
12:47oh it is so warm here I can't believe it's 15 degrees in New York I know hey well listen
12:54the
12:54restaurants are all closed but they got the 24-hour room service if we want it or I could put
13:01this do
13:02not disturb sign on the door and we would not be disturbed
13:10hold on before you make your decision let me just let me throw this into the mix
13:19give me a beer you are drunk oh yeah
13:27Ray you want to get some breakfast
13:41nice you should see me up close
13:50oh you know that's a stew and Mary Jo yeah last night I told them that you were coming Mary
13:54Jo's here
13:54yeah yeah oh hi I'm so glad you came how's your
14:03craft festival what's up you believe us I told them to come by because they're going to this place
14:09that's right up your alley oh Debra you wouldn't believe it they have this whole international
14:12market set up downtown arts and crafts from 50 different countries 50 countries I'll bet
14:18some of them are foreign great so when Ray you should get ready oh well you know Stu and I
14:25we
14:25got to go to that press conference so why don't you guys go ahead good okay so we'll meet you
14:29later is
14:29there like an entrance or oh we won't be done golfing in fact you guys should get dinner on your
14:33own now
14:34we'll see you later all right I'm sure we can manage oh Debra come on the shuttle's probably down
14:39there okay great so go you know go tchotchke crazy uh wait right what um could we uh talk do
14:46you
14:47need to get ready do you want me to hold the shuttle yeah you wanted to hold the shuttle no
14:51right well
14:53you want to take the next shuttle cuz what are they they leave like every half hour I'm not getting
14:56on any shuttle yeah she was on a shuttle once and someone
15:12hold her fat
15:15uh well maybe Debra can catch up with us later yeah all right yeah I'll see you at the press
15:20conference
15:21right I'll see you there don't you want to go to the crafts place by myself what are you talking
15:38about
15:38where all the wives are going that's what happens here every day the ladies do something really cool
15:42while the men golf that's what happens here
15:47and when are we together Ray does that happen here
15:50well no I'm gonna see you tonight right and then it's gonna really happen
15:56come on why aren't you happy I thought you would like this well I can see why you like it
16:01Ray because
16:01let me see if I get this itinerary correct um in the morning you drop me off at wives day
16:08camp and
16:08then at night I get to be your Super Bowl whore
16:14wow talk about putting a bad spin on it
16:19well how would you describe it Ray it's fun I'm having fun and you're having fun why you got to
16:25get
16:25all potty mouth sorry my pimp told me you liked it rough what are you talking about come on what
16:33did I do wrong I should have known this is too good to be true will you please tell me
16:36what the
16:37problem is no that makes it even worse you just don't get it I know no I don't get it
16:43what I'm I'm
16:44here I'm at the Super Bowl with my best friend I'm having a great time with your blessing mind you
16:49and then I see the other wives are here and they're having fun and I thought that you would have
16:53fun too I
16:54really did I really thought that you would like it instead you're yelling at me I mean that's not
16:58fair you weren't even supposed to be here what did you say what the whole thing just that last thing
17:14oh well whatever that was that wasn't the last thing because the last thing was gonna be I'm sorry
17:20and I'm stupid oh come on what's the matter you know what you never make plans with me we hardly
17:39spend any time together and it doesn't seem to bother you the last thing we did together what was it
17:45uh oh we stopped at a drive-thru on the way home from me taking you to the doctor to
17:49get your ear
17:50drained that's right we had those great tacos look I know that this is the Super Bowl but it's just
18:02I was so happy on the plane ride over here because I thought that you oh you don't forget it
18:07I'm gonna
18:07go home no no no you're not gonna go home no look I'm not gonna go golfing I'll go to
18:14the press
18:14conference and you and I get the first shuttle to the 50 countries oh right no come on I want
18:19to
18:20we're gonna do that and after that we're gonna have dinner and then after that no sex you deserve
18:23it
18:29doing that because you feel bad is not what I wanted listen no that's where you're wrong okay
18:35I want to spend time with you well you'll have a good 20 minutes when you take me to the
18:39airport
18:39look that's not even funny would you stop packing please come on we're gonna hang out today we're
18:44gonna hang out tomorrow too and we're gonna hang out Sunday I'm not even gonna go to the Super Bowl
18:49what listen I know it's hard for you to believe me but I like spending time with you and I
18:53mean it I
18:54won't go I won't I will not go to the Super Bowl all right I get what you're trying to
18:57do I'm not
18:58trying all right I'm gonna do it I'm I'm gonna rip up the tickets where are they yeah all right
19:03okay
19:03you don't think so right you think I'm playing all right just let me find out here they are here
19:09they
19:09are all right I get it no you know no you don't get it there you go no I don't
19:14stop it baby I keep
19:15going see oh you maybe you think I could scotch tape them back together no no I can't see whoa
19:22wait a
19:23minute here's two little pieces that fell maybe I can get in with just these pieces you think so
19:26all gone I can't believe you did that I love you
19:54what are you doing hitting isn't happy why would you rip up the Super Bowl tickets I don't want you
20:00to
20:00give up the Super Bowl how selfish do you think I am you love the Super Bowl that's the point
20:05I'm
20:05trying to make I love you more than the Super Bowl the offer would have been enough from the
20:09rest of my life I'm gonna be known as the wife who made you eat your Super Bowl tickets
20:14wait a minute I only ate the ticket so you could be happy you have to be happy nobody told
20:18you to do
20:19that that's right that's the good part I want to spend time with you I don't want to spend time
20:23with you well we got plenty of time now
20:42now I'm a little unhappy about Gianni you ripped up his ticket too what do you tell him
20:57you made me do it
21:05second down and nine
21:08I'm a little hungry
21:09I love you
21:16I love you
21:17looking for the blitz that he knows is coming
21:20and it is
21:21he has worked
21:21he cuts the bucket as he does
21:23it
21:24I'm sorry
21:27I'm sorry
21:28Oh, my God.
21:59Oh, my God.
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