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00:03where is Robert Raymond will be back from the airport with Stefania any minute and look at
00:09this place are you helping yeah I'm brushing up on my Italian for Stefania I'm still not so sure
00:22this is a good idea to surprise me do we even know if he's still interested in her what are
00:27you saying just we shouldn't push him into anything well far be it for me to push I just happen
00:34to know
00:35what my son wants he wants to finally have someone special and he wants to settle down and he wants
00:40to have grandchildren you mean children right children whatever I think you did a good thing
00:50bringing Stefania here oh thank you Frank we should do like a foreign exchange she comes here you go there
01:02oh Robbie hello son
01:10what's wrong what do you mean dear the happiness what gives what we can't be happy to see you
01:19historically no you funny bunny come on sit down
01:35am I dying
01:42why don't you get the door Robbie
01:51no come on idiot do it why do you want me to get it get the door
02:01trust me Robert it's okay
02:05come on you know Robbie Robbie I know that you've been lonely and in need of some company so I
02:14have a little surprise for you
02:17what took so long I got bags here
02:23this is it
02:26I didn't like the surprise when you gave it to me 40 years ago
02:33hey how about thank you
02:35for what
02:36for this
02:42Roberto
02:49Stefania
02:50what
02:52how did you get here
02:54I take the bell park when you cross out
02:57oh Robbie are you happy I asked it a visit to cheer you up
03:01me I did it
03:05Stefania
03:06let me help you
03:13it is good to see you
03:14oh it is good to see you
03:17Ma you did this
03:19who else
03:22thank you for inviting me
03:25you are nice and beautiful
03:27man does she need an English lesson
03:31hey I remember your head
03:34hey she remembers me
03:37hi nice to see you again
03:40so this is you after a 10 hour plane ride huh
03:43well I give up
03:46hello
03:47hi
03:47thank you for getting us
03:55did you say us
03:57yes
04:05you remember my father
04:08Marco Fogagnolo
04:09yes
04:10yes
04:11of course
04:27hey
04:28you show me this
04:29of course
04:33okay
04:36you want to hold your putter like this
04:38okay
04:39and then you swing it back
04:41oh
04:42oh boy
04:43okay
04:44oh
04:45all right
04:47what's happening
04:51okay
04:56you take the putter
04:57you take the putter
04:58back like this
04:58and then you
04:59hey
05:00look at that
05:02come have a shot there
05:04you buy me another hot dog now
05:06oh well
05:07you know that
05:09there's more to America than just hot dogs
05:11I like hot dogs
05:14okay
05:15well
05:15well I'll tell you what
05:16I'll buy you another hot dog later
05:18if you're good
05:19okay
05:19you're here now
05:21all right
05:25hey there
05:26hey
05:33what do you think you're doing
05:37what
05:37I do nothing
05:38oh I think you did you naughty monkey
05:48oh come on
05:51hey
05:51you're a good
05:52good player
05:53well I'm trying to be
05:55all right
05:56listen
05:57about
05:57okay
05:57okay
05:58okay
05:58listen
05:58listen
05:59look
06:00I know
06:00I know you're just trying to have fun
06:02okay
06:03but there's something you should know
06:04see
06:05when Raymond and I were kids
06:07he used to poke me quite a bit
06:10poke poke poke poke poke
06:11he was kind of saying
06:13uh
06:13a jerk
06:14okay
06:15so that's why now I'm sort of
06:17anti-poke
06:18okay
06:20oh no no no
06:21but
06:22listen if I had to choose someone to poke me
06:24it would be you
06:27but don't poke me
06:29okay
06:30all right here you go first
06:31okay
06:35all right very good try again
06:39okay
06:40all right
06:41take your time
06:43okay
06:44all right well that
06:45that's a
06:48that's a
06:49all right it's an interesting technique
06:51all right
06:51all right
06:53very nice
06:54okay
06:56okay
06:57over there
06:58thank you
06:59okay
07:20all righty let's do the score
07:26oh
07:27oh i like
07:31so you two having a good time
07:34yeah a blast things are fantastic
07:39did uh you two do the uh
07:42the what
07:45the huckle buckle
07:48don't you mind your own business
07:50oh come on
07:51i'm married man
07:53i don't even huckle
07:58here you go
07:58hey susie i got that
08:00really
08:01hey nemo frank's picking up a tan
08:03don't take a check from him
08:08hey don't embarrass me in front of my international guests all right
08:11i'm buying
08:13hey you two we're splitting this
08:20i want to say something
08:23i come to america
08:26to take care for stevano
08:28but i also dream always to come to this country
08:33and it is like i dream
08:35i like the people
08:38i like the life here very much
08:41with the larger drinks
08:44and so much ice
08:47and i have to say
08:50i did not like so much of this one
08:54but now i do
08:57and i know stevania do
09:00so what i tell you now is
09:03we stay
09:11what
09:12where where
09:15here
09:15lynnbrook america
09:20it's great surprise no
09:22oh yeah yeah yeah great surprise
09:25but but you just can't live here i mean what will you do
09:29sir
09:33i like this place maybe i buy
09:36oh nemo would never sell
09:39i think maybe he do
09:52i want to thank you for taking care of my dog
09:57don't mention it
10:06hey everybody
10:07hi rocky
10:09cookie
10:10what's the point
10:13what's your problem
10:14i don't think it's going to work out with stefania
10:18give me a break
10:18what are you talking about
10:20in italy the two of you couldn't get enough of each other
10:23i don't know it's not the same
10:26hey look at her look at you
10:29grab on and don't let go
10:36of course it's not the same i know what your problem is
10:39no you don't
10:39yeah i do
10:40you guys were going too fast over there
10:43right away boom we're in love you can't do that
10:45what are you talking about
10:46no you
10:49here let me show you something what do you got here ma
10:51oh there's some cream of wheat for the boys you want some i'll make some more
10:54relax okay see this this cream of wheat that's you and stefania
10:58what just stay with me all right now here's you guys in italy see all hot and heavy
11:04oh that's too much that's right you can't keep it like that right no turn it down well what's
11:09gonna happen to robert and stefania if i keep it like that they're gonna get all dried out and crusty
11:14right right right robert you want it to last you gotta you gotta cool things down a little
11:20see like this thank god that's how it is for me and deborah
11:30it's a little low flame i'll cream a week and just sit on that for years
11:37hands up girls he's mine
11:46i'm gonna tell you about my marriage now but i'll need the garbage disposal
11:58you know robert i wouldn't be surprised if you're having these feelings because
12:02deep down inside you still care for amy no no it's not amy and it's not cream of wheat the
12:09the truth is stefania's annoying what if by annoying you mean ha-cha-cha-cha-cha
12:20then i'm right with you no she's always touching me oh that's gotta be rough
12:29why the hell would you not want her to touch you she poked me in the ass with a putter
12:35she could hit me in the head with a hammer i wouldn't care
12:43it's just that she's always poking me and i hate being poked oh yeah
12:51cut it out okay i told her i didn't like it but you wouldn't stop
12:57robbie i think that's like flirting yeah really it sounds like you're nitpicking man look i know
13:02stefania is beautiful okay but you know we've been out a few times now and the more time i spend
13:07with
13:08her i realize that there's nothing there
13:18robbie are you very sure you're not homosexual
13:33i'm i'm just asking
13:47you know what if stefania was staying for like a week i could put up with it but now they're
13:52talking about staying here for good so what am i supposed to take care of her forever huh i gotta
13:56marry her now there are worse things dear
14:04plus i got her father signore scariola watching me with those eyes
14:09i mean it's too much i can't take it look you're obviously unhappy you gotta talk to her and say
14:16what
14:16i don't know tell her that you know you just want to be friends that broad ain't built for friendship
14:25you shouldn't be pressured into being in a relationship no one here means to pressure him
14:30but you know something robbie you know you're not getting any younger and and i read you know that
14:37as men get older they're sperm production
14:40back it up please it's science
14:49you're really thinking of breaking up with her that is the only decent thing to do this is about morality
14:56you don't string someone along yeah but it's to find her she's so she's so what ray
15:06just do what she says
15:14i like your house it's an apartment really i don't like this
15:23okay um listen we need to talk okay okay
15:38i uh think that it's very exciting that that you and your dad are talking about moving here
15:46attention span of a moth
15:52listen look look i just i just had this dry cleaned and we're just you put down for me
15:55no no no this this is for work okay let's put this back you come over here
16:01to the ugly sofa
16:05i am hungry do you have food for me more
16:11just a second maybe you have our dogs one second it's like dropping wood into a chipper
16:28so i have captain's salty pretzel nuggets
16:31i like a dog
16:33pretzel nuggets
16:47oh
16:50what's wrong berto nothing it's just there's your tummy
16:56and you do not put it on so
16:58oh well well actually that is police property you need to take that off okay wait wait hold no wait
17:06all right look look keep it on here sit down here have some pretzels okay no thank you i wasn't
17:13really
17:14hungry for pretzels
17:20no
17:29stefania
17:31you are a beautiful woman
17:34and a lovely person
17:37and a beautiful woman
17:39and i think that it's very nice that you want to make a life for yourself
17:43here in this country
17:45let me finish
17:49you know it's been said that love is like cream of wheat
17:56maybe no more talking
18:00you want it you want oh boy
18:07hard to argue
18:13no no no no no stefania what do you mean no no means no same in italian no means no
18:20oh
18:21oh come on berto
18:22we have waited so long
18:24it will be nice
18:26i'm not saying it wouldn't be nice
18:29and soft but but it would be wrong
18:33because to find you we we shouldn't be together
18:36It's okay.
18:38My father will not know.
18:41No, no, no.
18:44No, no, no.
18:47No, look.
18:48You misunderstand, all right?
18:51I shouldn't lead you on.
18:53It's morally wrong, I think.
18:56What do you mean?
18:59We should break up.
19:01You, me, no more.
19:06Oh.
19:08Listen, Stefania, I'll always cherish the moments we had together,
19:12but I just didn't want you to move here for the wrong reasons.
19:21Hey, come on.
19:23No, no, no, no, no.
19:35That was her idea.
19:36See, she's crazy.
19:42No, no, no, no.
19:44No, Pinocchio this time, you see.
19:45She wanted me to marry you,
19:47but I said I couldn't because you're annoying.
19:53Annoying?
19:55What does this mean, annoying?
20:04I don't know.
20:07Liar!
20:08I am sick to look to you.
20:11But listen, we could still be friends.
20:14You see, in America, you don't break up, you stay friends.
20:17That's what you do.
20:18Not in Italy.
20:26Annoying.
20:30Listen, I did the right thing.
20:33Morally, I did the right thing.
20:49There better be a heaven.
21:04Hey, Nemo, I'll take a slice.
21:13Senor Fogagnolo, hi.
21:17What are you doing here?
21:19I told you.
21:21We stay in America.
21:24Oh, so you work here now?
21:27I own here now.
21:31What happened to Nemo?
21:35You go away.
21:39What?
21:40Where?
21:41Away.
21:46Listen, Signore Fogagnolo.
21:50About Stefania.
21:55I am a homosexual.
21:58I don't know.
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