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00:09Stop dragging Jeffrey we don't play like that relax mom that's how Deborah took me down the
00:15aisle Raymond aren't you concerned I mean girls shouldn't be dragging boys around like that
00:25it's they were just playing Marie it's okay that's right we're feminists really Raymond I would think
00:35you of all people wouldn't want your daughter to bully boys seventh grade Tammy Gillis gave you that
00:43black eye my god forgot all about that a girl beat you up girl named Tammy Tammy socked him and
01:01then
01:01took away his RC Cola and he was so scared to go back to school he didn't want to ride
01:08the bus okay
01:09ma all right oh that Tammy sounds like a mean little girl for your information she wasn't so
01:18little okay her nickname was tank yeah right she sued the town to play football
01:39okay how did my mom know about that I never told anyone about Tammy Gillis the only way my mom
01:46could
01:47have found out about is if she read my journal or something you kept a diary oh my gosh I
01:55didn't know
01:55that that is so sweet it wasn't a diary it was a journal oh sorry dear diary another girl beat
02:05me up today
02:09oh yeah just a barrel of giggles to you right come on you think my mom really did read my
02:16journal oh honey
02:17what's so surprising she would ride a q-tip into your brain if she could I know but even if
02:27she did read
02:28it how'd she crack the code you had a code what was the code the code I invented okay say
02:38something to
02:38me in your code why okay what I'm answering you in the code why okay one more why okay my
02:52wife
02:55my wife okay my wife so you just took the last letter of the word and put it in front
03:03maybe
03:10wow how uncrackable it's a good code no no it is it's not at all elam
03:22it's not lame
03:26sorry that's okay good night my little ass jack
03:35that's that's that's not even how you do it okay it's it's it's not the whole word it's just the
03:40letter it's s Jacka oh good morning dear hello would you like some pancakes sure why not
04:01you have any and bake-o any what do you some men bake-o to go with my s pancake
04:12why are you talking
04:15gibberish is it gibberish I certainly don't understand it really cuz I think that you do and bake-o
04:33what are you doing what do you think I'm doing and bake-o is that Spanish for something so you
04:45you admit that it's another language well it sounds like bacon you read my journal
04:51what what journal what journal come on the journal that I kept as a kid how else will you know
04:56about
04:56n bake-o and Tammy Gellis what what are you talking about are you saying that you never read my
05:02journal I
05:03didn't know you had a journal yes you did and you read every word of it Raymond I never read
05:08your journal
05:08dad did mom ever read my journal all right I read your journal what journal what do you mean what
05:15journal this journal with the dungaree cover I don't know what you're talking about where are my pancakes
05:24his journal Frank we used to sit up at night and read it after Johnny Carson I confess for nothing
05:33you read it to him he couldn't figure out the code
05:42oh yeah your little girly book
05:47there was some funny stuff in there all right like sleeping with the belt around your head to make your
05:53nose smaller
05:57how can you do that ma huh how can you go into my journal I want to know it was
06:02in there
06:04it was private there was stuff in there I didn't want anyone to know about like when he glued bottle
06:09caps
06:09to his socks because he wanted to be a tap dancer shut up dad oh don't be angry dear I
06:18read it for your own
06:19good yeah yeah sure you did for your information I just want to know that you were okay that you
06:23weren't on drugs you know dances always trying to keep their weight down right was I supposed to know
06:32what was happening in your life why couldn't you be like a normal parent and ask me I did ask
06:38you did
06:39you ever answer me exactly that's what you said about everything how was school today did you finish lunch
06:50what about the other boys did they like your outfit today you didn't leave me much choice so you're
06:59perfectly fine with this you don't think you've done anything wrong I was just trying to be a good
07:03mother I mean if you can't see that and I see that you can't I mean obviously you feel that
07:09I stepped over
07:10some boundaries then I want to apologize Raymond no really I mean it I'm sorry Raymond all right then
07:34so are there pancakes that's it you don't have anything to say to me what do you mean I just
07:48apologize for doing something that apparently offended you and you have nothing to say to me
07:57thank you
08:01thank you
08:03I see so you think that you're innocent in all of this
08:12yeah fine it's just fine Raymond let me tell you something you may have written that diary but I got
08:20to
08:20read it
08:53hey Robert
09:01you busy
09:02kinda what do you want
09:05ready for this
09:07what do you got a cat now
09:16I was just at your mother's house anything she's ever done to you I can top it
09:23left me at a gas station in Arizona
09:29she came back
09:31conceived me out of wedlock
09:33oh yeah
09:33yeah yeah you're a big victim listen to this
09:3725 years ago I kept a journal
09:39she used to read it every day
09:42the dungaree one
09:49did you read it
09:50yeah Raymond I read your diary
09:52I wasn't getting enough you
09:56yeah well
09:57she read it
09:59she read the whole thing
09:59and now for some reason she's mad at me
10:02well what was in it
10:03it doesn't matter what was in it
10:06god everybody's missing the point here
10:08that was my private journal
10:09those were my private thoughts okay
10:11doesn't matter if I wrote
10:14oh my god
10:17what
10:18oh
10:19oh no
10:21oh no
10:28what
10:29I'm just remembering the stuff I used to write in it
10:33go ahead
10:37you know like
10:39like I had a grown up dream once of my homeroom teacher Mrs. Hustwick
10:44oh I remember her lusty husty
10:48so my red dad
10:49it's not a big deal
10:51and then I had the chart
10:55what do you mean
11:03for a while
11:06I used to
11:07measure things
11:18mom read that huh
11:19that is pretty bad
11:21hey what
11:22hey you kept a diary okay
11:23she probably read yours too
11:24hey I hope she did
11:26what do you mean
11:27I was hip to ma
11:28I had two diaries
11:30the one for her was a decoy
11:33you kept two sets of books
11:34yep
11:35the one I let her find
11:37had stuff in it that I knew she'd want to read
11:39like um
11:40how good her eggplant parmesan was
11:44and uh how
11:45how her punishments were fair
11:47and just
11:49and about how I wanted to marry someone just like her
11:55fake diary
11:56a fake
11:57you kept a fake diary
11:59that's sick
11:59yep
12:00and I kept it in the first place
12:01I knew she'd look
12:02under my mattress
12:04that's where I kept mine
12:06unfortunate
12:09well where'd you
12:10where'd you keep the real one
12:12safety deposit box
12:13at First National
12:15what
12:16how did you get a safety deposit box
12:18you were a kid
12:19I was tall
12:23what'd you put in that one
12:28certainly nothing I'd have to write with my pants down
12:34if your pants weren't down
12:35the only thing you could write is
12:37hey where's everybody going
12:41I don't know
12:45freak
12:53hi ma
12:54hello Raymond
12:58uh listen ma
13:00about the journal
13:04I uh I want to apologize
13:06for what
13:08you saw in there
13:11um
13:13could you not look at me
13:14while I say this
13:16all right
13:18um
13:20you know
13:21when you're 14
13:21the world is a very
13:23confusing
13:24and
13:26sexy place
13:30come on
13:31come on
13:33so I just
13:34I just want you to know
13:35that I outgrew
13:36all that stuff
13:37okay
13:38and I don't do that stuff
13:39anymore hardly
13:41um
13:43so I'm
13:43sorry that you had to see that
13:45I just want you to know
13:46that I'm not still
13:46some kind of weirdo
13:47all right
13:48so I'm
13:49I'm gonna go
13:49take a shower
13:50maybe you want to do the same
13:52Raymond
13:53Raymond
13:53you think I'm a prude
13:57what
13:58do you think all that stuff
14:00is why I'm upset
14:01what you did as a teenager
14:03I don't care about your happy dream
14:05all right
14:05ma
14:07oh
14:08you have your little hair
14:09ma stop it
14:11oh why you went into my sewing kit
14:13for my measuring
14:14oh
14:18oh
14:18oh
14:19come on
14:19grow up
14:21that's not what I'm upset about
14:23I mean give me a little credit
14:25please stop talking
14:26no I will not
14:28as if you've forgotten
14:30October 9th 1974
14:33I have to forget everything now
14:36did you forget what you wrote
14:38on October 9th
14:39I don't know
14:47what you still have that
14:48oh no give me it
14:49no no no
14:49no give me it
14:50give me it
14:51mom
14:51no no
14:56no
14:57October 9th 1974
14:59a single entry on this particular day
15:04not much to report except
15:07I e-hat my mom
15:14that's it
15:17there's nothing else on the page
15:19no reason for it
15:20before or after
15:21just here between
15:22I dropped a pencil to look up
15:25Mrs. Huswick's dress
15:28and today Mrs. Huswick
15:30caught me doing the pencil thing
15:36just this sentence
15:39no exclamation point
15:40after
15:41like you were having
15:42some sort of a tantrum
15:44it's just written
15:45like a fact
15:47I e-hat my mom
15:54so what
15:55mom
15:55that doesn't mean anything
15:56then why did you write it
15:58well was it something I did
15:59I don't know
16:00it was probably nothing
16:01that you did
16:02oh
16:03so it's what I thought
16:04you just generally hated me
16:07what
16:08what are you talking about
16:09I was a kid
16:10every kid probably wrote that
16:11Robbie didn't
16:12you want to know what he wrote
16:14on the same day
16:14oh no
16:17no
16:18no mom
16:25terrific chicken tonight
16:27that's a fake book mom
16:28no that's a decoy
16:29the real one's in a safe deposit box
16:31at First National
16:32you know how crazy you sound
16:33it's true
16:35we're not talking about you brother
16:36I need to know why you wrote that
16:38I don't know ma
16:39but do you know when this feeling began
16:42no no
16:43but do you know when this feeling ended
16:44no
16:49I see
16:56oh come on ma
16:59what I don't hate you
17:02I never hated you
17:04I don't know why I wrote that
17:10I'm sorry
17:14okay I'm sorry
17:16that was a
17:16it's a terrible thing to write
17:20I was wrong to ever write that
17:25you know
17:26I didn't really want to be a tap dancer either
17:31okay
17:32hey we okay now
17:33yes
17:34oh no
17:36oh I guess we are
17:37okay
17:40Ray
17:41it's five o'clock
17:42you were going to pick up the kids
17:43oh all right
17:47everything all right
17:48yeah everything's fine
17:49I apologize
17:50everything's fine
17:52wait a minute
17:54did you say that
17:55you apologized
17:57he's a good boy
18:01wait
18:02he apologized to you
18:04for you reading his journal
18:07no no
18:08that would be stupid
18:09I apologize
18:10because I wrote
18:12I E HAT my mom
18:13in there
18:13who cares what you wrote
18:16that was 25 years ago
18:18yeah yeah
18:19but you know
18:20I mean do you know
18:21how sick that sounds
18:23Deborah
18:24look you don't understand
18:25no no
18:25you know what
18:26the problem is
18:27I do understand
18:28I mean
18:29when is this gonna stop
18:30how could you make him apologize
18:33for something that you did wrong
18:34excuse me
18:36how could you make your son
18:38apologize for private thoughts
18:41he had 25 years ago
18:43I mean
18:43don't you see how wrong that is
18:45P
18:45shut up
18:55I just want to ask you something
18:57do you ever have any doubts
18:58about how good a mother you are
18:59yes of course
19:00no no I mean severe doubts
19:02now have you any idea
19:03what it's like to be married
19:04to a husband
19:05who never helps you at all
19:10go ahead
19:12and when you go to him
19:13for support
19:14he only enhances
19:15those doubts
19:17that was my life
19:22imagine little Michael
19:23who loves you
19:25who lights up
19:26when you ever
19:27you get near him
19:28imagine him
19:30at 14
19:32and he doesn't talk
19:33to you anymore
19:35and yeah
19:35you don't want to push him
19:37so you just give him
19:38more love
19:40and then one night
19:41you make him
19:41his favorite dinner
19:43and you try to give him
19:44a kiss goodnight
19:45and he goes up the stairs
19:47with a grunt
19:50and you come across
19:51his journal
19:51and you open it
19:53and it says
19:56I hate my mom
20:01I wouldn't wish that
20:02on you Debra
20:10Ray
20:11what
20:16apologize to your mother
20:28I already did
20:29do it again
20:33that was 25 years ago
20:37but there is one thing
20:38I would like
20:45could you cross that out
20:46there
20:50okay
20:54and
20:55what would you like
20:56to write there
21:02I
21:04he
21:05love
21:07my
21:08mom
21:08oh that's so nice
21:11and
21:11and could you date it there
21:20an initial it
21:21thing
21:26and here
21:35hey what are you doing
21:37just a little light reading
21:41could people not read
21:42my journal
21:43give me it
21:43oh come on
21:44some of this is cute
21:47listen
21:49today
21:49I kissed Shelly
21:50for the first time
21:57Shelly was a turtle
21:58laughing
21:59laughing
22:01and
22:04laughing
22:04and
22:06laughing
22:18out
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