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00:04hey the gears are stripped here you let the kids play with this yeah yeah the kids did that that
00:12it had nothing to do with you plopping your jumbo can in there ah there we go yeah there's a
00:21nice
00:21gift for me two bushels of nose hair hey hey hey hi this is erica well hello there
00:36hey you little monkeys hi say hello to erica i've heard so much about you you must be ally and
00:45this must be jeffrey and michael robert told me about the freckle patterns you know there's an
00:52easier way to tell jeffrey raise your hand that's definitely actually we were on our way to go
01:01bowling but erica wanted to meet the kids hi hey deb this is erica hi hi i'm marie robert's mother
01:08are
01:08you two dating ma well we just met last week at emerson savings wow open a checking account
01:15get a free girl i'm going down there sorry i was the last one this one's got a sense of
01:25humor hey why
01:27don't you come to my birthday party saturday well come on it's my birthday i i get to say who's
01:34invited and who's not just say the word frank i'm five how old are you 22
02:01all right come on erica i want to get to the lanes early they only have one pair of size
02:0518 shoes
02:06okay it was nice meeting you all okay bye bye have fun come on guys let's go
02:1422 hot damn oh
02:20i don't like that frank it's just not right what the hell's not right about it
02:25because she's much too young that's what makes it right
02:32young women go after older men for one thing she's a gold digger mom it's robert's
02:39what's she after his vaporizer
02:42i'm just concerned with my son and he's not helping by inviting that girl to our house
02:47oh come on marie first he snags that italian number
02:50now this robert's finally doing stuff i can be proud of
02:57i'm gonna have a word with him
02:59mom they're just you're going bowling all right just relax
03:02oh please why am i talking to men you understand what i'm saying right deborah
03:05well actually maria i think robert should do whatever makes him happy
03:09yeah whatever makes him happy
03:12well i'm not gonna let that happen
03:21everybody sleeping robert is a jerk
03:26huh
03:27i can't believe he's dating a 22 year old
03:32what happened uh whatever makes him happy
03:34i was lying
03:40anyway that's not real happiness
03:43i don't know i think it might be
03:47come on break what could they possibly have to talk about
03:53maybe they don't have to talk maybe they're
03:55they're the kind of couple that doesn't have to talk constantly
04:05i'm serious ray
04:12do you remember robert's first year on the force remember when he helped deliver a baby in the back of
04:17that cab
04:17that could be erica
04:19well that's something that you can talk about
04:24he can't possibly be serious about this relationship he's using her
04:28hey if this bothers you so much why didn't you speak up earlier with my mom
04:32because it's none of my business
04:35i don't want to be like your mother
04:40i'm sorry
04:42i'm not mad at you
04:44tell that to the vein in your head
04:56you know what i think
04:59if i say yes do you still have to tell me
05:09i i think that robert is afraid of intimacy
05:11so he gets involved in a relationship that is doomed from the beginning
05:16yeah but what a way to go
05:20hey come on no my thing
05:22oh you really think that's funny don't you
05:24what a way to go
05:38hey
05:40you know i really haven't told you how good you've been looking lately
05:49really no
05:50you're like a hot chick
05:53oh my god is that what you think this is about
05:56i'm worried about how young i look
05:57no i am talking about right and wrong here
05:59a basic sense of decency
06:01okay but you do look hot
06:03oh you've got to be kidding
06:09can i have the remote
06:22oh you're here
06:23i checked your apartment
06:25yeah
06:26matt wanted me to get an olive plate for dad's party
06:29wow olives
06:30this thing's gonna rock
06:35hey so how's it going with you and erica
06:37okay i guess
06:38yeah good
06:39good
06:39she seems to like you
06:42yeah how about that
06:43yeah
06:43yeah
06:45was it serious
06:47i don't know we've only gotten out a few times
06:49yeah
06:51you think it's gonna get serious
06:53who knows we're just having fun that's all
06:55oh good
06:55you know what might be the most fun
06:58breaking up with her
07:02what are you talking about
07:03listen
07:04if you're just having fun with her
07:05you shouldn't bring her around here
07:07i mean
07:07this is where fun goes to die
07:15well we had fun here
07:17she made dad laugh
07:18yeah that could have been gas
07:21yeah well if it was gas
07:22he never would stop laughing
07:28look
07:32it's making my life hell
07:33all right
07:35making your life hell
07:36how
07:38you
07:39dating a younger girl
07:42affects other people
07:44especially
07:45older people
07:46like the one i married to
07:49that was not old
07:51she is when erica's in the room
07:52yeah but deborah seemed to like erica
07:54and
07:55yeah yeah
07:55she did didn't she
07:57she was pleasant
07:57enjoyable to be around
07:59let me tell you something robert
08:01there's two deborahs
08:03that's right
08:03there's the deborah that you see
08:05that doesn't have a problem with it
08:07then when everybody leaves
08:08there's the deborah that i see
08:12darth deborah
08:19yeah but she doesn't seem so
08:20hey hey remember when you broke up with amy
08:22yeah she got mad at me and then it was over
08:24over for you because you left
08:27i'm just now getting my hearing back
08:32really
08:32yes
08:33yes
08:34yes
08:34and then you bring a 22 year old around
08:37i'm gonna be a lonely deaf sex beggar
08:47so you're serious
08:49there's two deborahs
08:51yep
08:53neither one of them can cook
09:00so look i mean
09:02i mean you know just
09:04be cool
09:05i mean have fun but
09:08just have it
09:09away from here
09:12all right raymond
09:13i think i understand
09:14thank you man
09:15thank you
09:17hey if it was up to me
09:18you could parade her around here naked
09:19i wouldn't say boo
09:24i wouldn't mind at all
09:25i understand
09:26i understand
09:31frank
09:32don't eat that cake
09:33what what the hell are you yelling about
09:35what is wrong with you
09:36that's for the party
09:38it's my birthday look at the name there
09:43hello everybody
09:47robert
09:47hey raymond
09:49i'm sure you remember erica
09:50yeah i sure do
09:52the bowler
09:52hi rake
09:55hello there erica
09:56so uh
09:57nice to see you again
10:05oh hello erica
10:07i'm so glad you could make it
10:09would you like something to drink
10:10maybe some milk
10:13oh no thanks i'm fine
10:15happy birthday dad
10:16that's from me and erica
10:18why thank you erica
10:20this is very thoughtful of you
10:23frank
10:24it's time to sit
10:26i made you a cake
10:29would you like some help
10:31getting into your seat
10:35my wife makes a joke
10:36here erica come
10:38you can sit by the man of the hour
10:43what the hell man
10:44deborah's gonna be right back
10:45oh come on raymond
10:47i thought about your story too
10:48deborah's
10:49all i see is one jealous brother
10:51what
10:52i'm not jealous of you
10:53what are you doing to me
10:54i was telling you the truth
10:55well i'll give you the truth
10:56i happen to be going out
10:58with a wonderful terrific young woman
11:00and
11:00na na na na na na
11:05hey hi erica
11:07nice to see you again
11:08how are you
11:08hi deborah i'm fine
11:09how are you
11:10i'm good thanks
11:11hey robert
11:11hey deb
11:12nice to see you
11:13always a pleasure
11:18i'm not sitting next to them
11:19i don't need to watch robert cut her meat
11:23erica what is that heavenly scent you're wearing
11:26let me guess what it is
11:28all right frank
11:29we don't sniff the guests
11:32having a conversation
11:33you're embarrassing yourself
11:35and you're embarrassing me
11:36people think i'm with you
11:40you want me to leave
11:41there's a birthday present
11:44happy birthday frank
11:46you are now officially a dirty old man
11:50where are you going with that
11:51you don't deserve my food
11:53what the hell do you think i'd stay around here for
11:54i'll go to the lodge
11:56good go
11:57i'm going
11:58good
11:58good bye
12:00nice to see you again erica
12:09hey you know what more we can eat that
12:12you
12:13i'll talk to you later
12:15oh my god i feel terrible
12:19maybe i should go
12:20no no don't it's great that you're here right
12:22sure no it's not you erica
12:25well shoot i was looking forward to getting to know you
12:29hey here's an idea we can all go out to dinner
12:32um that sounds great
12:34yeah hey we'll go to nemo's
12:36you like nemo's deborah
12:37sure
12:37great
12:38all right i'll get the car
12:39hey
12:41hey uh
12:41you know what why don't you guys go without me
12:43because i'm really not feeling good here
12:46okay well come on deborah let's go
12:47okay
12:52what's the matter right you have like a sore throat or something
12:53i gotta it's probably
12:54get in the car
13:06see it's a nice place right no parents
13:12all right well look why don't we all check out the menus
13:15and uh if you'll excuse me i'm gonna hit the bathroom
13:17oh yeah me too
13:19what
13:20yeah well come you didn't let me go when we were at the house
13:22ray
13:37robert's really sweet huh
13:39mm-hmm
13:44so how long have you and ray been married
13:47oh gosh going on 11 years
13:49wow
13:52that's great
13:54yep i'm a lucky woman
14:01can i ask you something
14:04it's just that you've been so nice to me and
14:07you're so experienced
14:09thank you
14:13so
14:15robert's mother
14:16she doesn't like me does she
14:18oh no no no sure she does
14:20no i can tell
14:21it's because i'm too young right
14:25uh
14:25see that's why i like robert
14:28because he doesn't have a problem with my age
14:30yeah robert's terrific that way
14:35i hope he really is because
14:37you see
14:38actually
14:40i'm 19
14:44what
14:48oh my god
14:49this is insane
14:52i mean you're barely out of high school you are out of high school aren't you
14:57well yeah for over a year
14:59oh okay all right all right
15:01sorry
15:02it's just that
15:04my god you're a teenager
15:11all right let the fun begin
15:16i'm so hungry i'm gonna order a pizza topped with another pizza
15:20all right
15:25is everything okay
15:27fine
15:30erica
15:32i'm not really hungry
15:34hey i'm not hungry let's just go
15:36you wanna go
15:36yep
15:38wait erica don't let my parents ruin your evening
15:41it's not your parents
15:43what is it
15:44is it raymond
15:47no
15:49um erica's just a little upset
15:51because um
15:53she's afraid to tell you that she's 19
16:20you're 19
16:21oh man
16:24that is shocking
16:27i'm sorry robert i was going to tell you but i was afraid that you wouldn't go out with me
16:3219
16:38come on so instead of a 13 year difference it's 16 but it's still just a number
16:43wait wait a minute 16 years that would make robert 35
16:48right
16:51this is unbelievable
16:55what
17:00robert you're not 35
17:04i'm 40
17:05robert
17:0743
17:0743
17:12oh
17:13yeah yeah yeah but erica you know like you said it's just a number right
17:17yeah but that's a big number
17:2435
17:25how old did he say i was ray not now
17:2737
17:29you made me older than you
17:32i think i'd better go
17:35no wait
17:36erica
17:37well i'll come with you
17:38no that's okay
17:39you know what
17:40i'll call you robert
17:41hey i'm younger than him
17:42i'm his younger brother
17:47i'll be surprised if she calls
17:53sorry robert
17:54no you're not you enjoyed that
17:56enjoyed what
17:57destroying my relationship
17:59i've never seen anybody add two numbers so fast
18:05that wasn't a relationship that was two people lying about their age
18:09and neither one of them had a problem with it until you butted in
18:14you know what you're right ray she is threatened by younger women
18:18ray told you that
18:20no way no way
18:24well i am not threatened by younger women
18:26why should i be i happen to be an attractive woman
18:28amen to that
18:28i am extremely well read i am a good conversationalist
18:31hallelujah
18:32i'm proud of my age and i have never lied about it
18:34no reason to
18:35shut up ray
18:35all right
18:37so what is it now
18:38men have to date women 20 years younger than they are
18:40ray dies tomorrow
18:41i have to start dating 60 year olds
18:43oh die tomorrow
18:43we'll see
18:47and face it robert
18:48you're middle-aged
18:51did she really make you feel younger
18:52yes she did
18:54and i liked being with her
18:55whenever we'd go out we'd get in the car and it felt great
18:58she'd put on the radio and she'd tune into one of her stations with that really jamming music
19:02oh and you like that you like the jamming
19:04actually it was a little loud for me but that was a bad example
19:08okay fine go ahead go ahead i went for the part where you're younger
19:18robert i know you get lonely but didn't you feel a little uncomfortable being with that girl
19:28she liked me
19:30it was flattering
19:32she wanted to talk to me for hours
19:36truth is i didn't even have enough phone stamina for her
19:49did you see the way she looked at me when she found out i was 43
19:54like i just sat up out of a coffin
20:00that girl was less than half our age
20:03all right all right enough with the numbers already you're killing me
20:08did you really think i was older than you
20:11didn't bet on i
20:17all right
20:18all right look let's just order all right
20:23let's get the pizza with sausage and onions
20:27onions what time is it
20:29oh no i can't do onions after eight o'clock
20:33no it's okay i got the thumbs
20:35oh thumbs are good they have calcium
20:36hey you know you know what i hear is good the uh pepsi it's good
20:39yeah that's good they have the fruit flavor the chewable
20:41you know they have a nighttime my lanter now
20:45really is it choppy or
20:46no tropical beautiful
20:52can you believe this i have to pee again
21:05hey what are you doing
21:07uh nothing just you know i'm putting my hair in a ponytail
21:12you don't have to try to look younger you know
21:15you look great the way you are
21:17all right
21:19thanks ray
21:23fairy tales can come true
21:27it can happen to you
21:30if you're young at heart
21:32is that singing supposed to put me in the mood
21:35you gotta do something to get me to shut up
21:37and if you should survive
21:40to 105
21:42i got a lot of songs
21:43hey did you happen to see
21:46the most beautiful girl in the world
21:50there she is
21:51and if you dig what's she crying
21:55all right come on
21:58hello
21:58hello
21:59hello
21:59hello
22:07hello
22:12hello
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