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00:12We've been for the last hour I told you I was going to the store what they make you lock
00:17up
00:22excuse me how can I write when this whole place is crawling with duty heads oh are they noisy
00:30gosh when I'm alone with them they just sit in the corner and read the Bible
00:37listen come here sit down for one second please just sit down I want to tell you something
00:45I need help okay I'm under the gun here to finish a chapter so I was wondering if you
00:51could kind of pick up the slack here till I'm done
01:03my whole life is picking up the slack I know I know I know look all I need is one
01:11day without
01:11any distractions all right I'll take the kids for the rest of today oh that's great that's great
01:17that's great but you know today's not really a full day when you consider it's already 2 30.
01:24well I mean the publisher wants to see some stuff as soon as possible so the only time I could
01:29work
01:29on it would be I don't know I guess this weekend but this weekend is our camping trip at the
01:32Parker's
01:44you want me to go camping without you with all the kids are you insane all right it's a little
01:49extra
01:49slack I know listen you waste time for over a year and then you expect me to suffer so you
01:55can finally
01:55start getting serious well you don't think I'm gonna suffer I'm sacrificing the most precious thing
02:00of all time with my children huh you know I got cats in the cradle playing up here I think
02:08you got
02:08two monkeys in a yo-yo playing yeah you just you don't want me to be an author that's what
02:19it is
02:19because it'll be a book tour and then the groupies now there's a sad bunch of women
02:30yeah sad but happy if you know what I mean I don't know what you mean
02:37come on you want me to beg I'm no good at asking for help it's my biggest flaw
02:45don't be mean come on feel bad for me help me it's my dream to write a book
02:55all right hi you love my yo-yo monkeys yeah
03:01right but listen while we're gone you work yes yes right absolutely you do not play golf you do not
03:07watch TV right right no fun no I'm not kidding Ray I know no kidding no fun I promise stop
03:15looking at
03:15me and you know if you break that promise I'll know I know you'll know and then then you'll have
03:22to punish me oh I'll punish you oh yeah seriously Ray I'll hurt you work Ray
03:44okay you guys go straight upstairs go right to the bathroom right don't touch anything
03:52welcome back Debra how was your camping vacation what's going on camping that's great hey what did
04:01you use for toilet paper toilet paper then it wasn't really camping I can tell you a story that's
04:12all right Ray said you weren't getting back until tomorrow yeah I know but between the rain and the
04:19bugs and the kids going nuts I decided we had enough vacation
04:23it's here in the office
04:39hi hi oh you're all muddy
04:44what are you doing Ray all right listen I I know what you're thinking really then why aren't you
04:50protecting yourself no no listen listen I finished okay I ended up working through the
04:57night and I finished the first chapter and then this morning I was able to knock off the second and
05:01then I just I faxed it over to the guy Raymond worked very hard so he'd get it all done
05:05so you could have
05:06some time to relax like you Ray after everything we discussed how could you go out yeah hello yeah this
05:21is me I gotta take this hello hi Robbie you want some angel food cake and chocolate sauce of course
05:33listen I have some news that how come he got so much chocolate sauce he got the same amount no
05:42no no look at all that chocolate sauce he told me I couldn't have any more chocolate sauce because you
05:48didn't have enough huh
05:50I get two drops and he gets a river it's a lake look how much he gets how do you
05:57explain that what are you messing with my head
06:04well I can't mess with your hair
06:10all right listen I wanted you guys to know I just want to understand one thing why is it your
06:15mission in life to avoid spending time with your family
06:19that was my agent he said the publisher read my stuff and he decided they don't want me to write
06:26the book
06:27oh Ray I'm sorry I I don't understand what happened I don't know ma guess they didn't think it was
06:35good
06:47it's the Yankees how can you screw that up I don't know
06:51yeah I'm sorry Raymond obviously this is a bad time I'm just gonna take my cake and go home
07:14did you need something Robert oh no no it's nothing what's the matter Robbie oh no really it can wait
07:21there's nothing what the hell is wrong with you I I made lieutenant
07:44I passed the test I'm gonna have to wait till somebody retires but they're gonna promote me
07:49oh wow congratulations Robert that is great yeah hey uh way to go there son lieutenant that's really up there
08:07that's very very exciting news Robbie
08:14it's very exciting
08:17my son a lieutenant
08:20oh I am so happy
08:31this is really great thank you isn't it Ray yeah it's great
08:45listen I want his chocolate sauce
09:07you going straight to bed you're not gonna watch TV or read or anything
09:12can't write why should I read
09:19I mean what's the point really huh
09:23what is the point
09:25are you finished
09:28you're referring to my writing career
09:31all right
09:33all right look honey I know you feel bad
09:36and I'm sorry your book's not coming out
09:38but you've got a great job
09:39and a family who loves you
09:41that's what you always say
09:43okay fine that's it
09:47I'm done you just mope away mopey
09:50hey look you don't understand
09:52I understand
09:54oh I know you want to write a book and you will
09:57you can dedicate it to your ex-wife
10:00who couldn't take your crap any longer
10:07that's great great funny why don't you share a laugh over that with your boyfriend Robert
10:15all right
10:18so that's it Robert that's what this is all about
10:22no
10:26did you see him yesterday
10:27just flaunting his big news right in the middle of my horrible time
10:35we didn't flaunt it Ray we practically had to force him to tell us
10:39oh yeah did you force that big stupid smile on his huge clown face
10:45you're nuts
10:46yeah and then then you go shower him with fancy gifts
10:49it was a sweater and it's from both of us
10:52yeah well I hope it's itchy because that's the part for me
11:02you know Robert never gets anything
11:04and the one time that he does what do you do
11:07you slam the table and you walk out of the room you big baby
11:11yeah I'm a baby
11:13and you're a baby marrier
11:20all right I slammed the table so
11:22all right you know here's what's going to happen
11:24you're going to go over there tomorrow
11:26and congratulate Robert on his success
11:28so at least you can look in the mirror
11:30and maybe see an adult
11:33at least I don't see what Robert sees
11:36when he looks in the mirror
11:37a stupid giant with a new sweater
11:39that looks like yawn vomit
11:52I can't even write my own talk
12:02perfect distance
12:03just to the left of the green
12:08hey what are you doing
12:09hey I'm watching golf
12:11mom and dad aren't here
12:13and I found bugles
12:18you like that sweater huh
12:20oh I love it
12:21yeah by the way
12:22thanks a lot Raymond
12:23yeah
12:25yeah you're welcome
12:31listen uh
12:34I want to tell you
12:35congratulations on your promotion
12:38you know that was really
12:40something
12:41thank you Raymond
12:43thank you very much
12:45I didn't get a chance to tell you
12:46with all the
12:48hoopla
12:51sure I understand
12:53by the way
12:54I'm sorry about your book thing
12:55yeah
12:56it's a tough break
12:57yeah
12:59bugle
13:00yeah bugle
13:06oh what a shot
13:08I tell you
13:09Garcia's been hot
13:10yeah
13:12hey we should go
13:13golfing again soon
13:14sure
13:15that was fun
13:16the last time
13:19what'd you shoot
13:2193
13:22oh
13:24that's right
13:24cause I think I shot
13:25in 83
13:25I was 10 strokes
13:26better than you
13:34hey if you want
13:35you know the next time
13:35we go I could give you
13:36some pointers
13:36on your putting
13:39then I can give you
13:39some pointers
13:40on your drives
13:44well we'll go golfing then
13:45yes we will
13:53good speed
13:54right at it
14:12five bucks
14:13if you make it in
14:15five bucks
14:16you're on
14:16wait a minute
14:17wait a minute
14:18let's make this interesting
14:20I mean
14:21five bucks
14:23alright
14:25alright
14:28you owe me five bucks
14:31no no no
14:32you said five bucks
14:32if you make it in
14:33like whoever makes it
14:34in gets the money
14:35that's not what I said
14:36no but that's what it means
14:37okay alright
14:37well you're gonna change it now
14:38alright
14:39alright first one to get it in
14:41makes five bucks
14:41well that's what I thought it was
14:43let's go
14:59five bucks
15:01five bucks sucker
15:13ten bucks from before
15:14when you missed it
15:15okay so we're all even
15:17no no no
15:17you know what
15:19we're not
15:20you're right
15:21I lost both times
15:24here's ten bucks
15:25it's not right
15:26that you lose everything
15:28this week
15:31there it is
15:31I knew it
15:32you've been rubbing it in my face
15:34this whole time
15:35yeah like you haven't been doing that to me
15:36for the past 40 years
15:38oh god
15:38how long are you gonna sing that song
15:40huh
15:40you've been acting like a jerk
15:42when you just admit it
15:42oh yeah
15:43I'm a jerk
15:43who is the one who instead of saying
15:45hey I'm happy for you brother
15:46threw a hissy fit
15:47and stormed out of the room
15:48hey hey for your information
15:49if you remember
15:50I said great
15:51okay
15:52alright
15:54and if I was upset
15:55I had a reason to
15:56okay
15:56cause you waited until
15:57my lifetime dream got crushed
15:59before you made your big announcement
16:00oh yeah
16:01well how'd it feel
16:02cause you know what
16:02I hope it felt really bad
16:04oh you do
16:04how do you do
16:05yeah I do
16:06I hope it felt the same way
16:07you make me feel
16:07every time you prance over to mom and dad
16:09to tell me about one of your great accomplishments
16:11hey if I do that
16:12it's because up until now
16:13nobody else had accomplishments
16:14well now someone does
16:18and that's gotta be killing you
16:20huh Ray
16:22shut up
16:23you know cause I was thinking Ray
16:24that a lot of books get published
16:26that suck
16:27so
16:30for your book
16:31not to get published
16:33that's gotta be
16:34off the charts
16:36suck
16:48you ripped my sweater
16:52good by the way
16:52the itchy part is from me
17:10you're good
17:11get down
17:12no
17:12get down
17:21get down
17:23let's go
17:24come on
17:24come on
17:25come on baby
17:25come on
17:28oh god no
17:29no
17:35you smell it
17:37you smell it
17:38huh
17:40you smell it
17:41anybody
17:42smells like
17:43get dirty
17:50what's going on
17:51stop it
17:53stop it
17:56damn it
17:57baby
18:05hey those are my bugles
18:12good thing your mother's here
18:17a whole box of bugles
18:24and the lamp
18:26this is why we can't have nice things
18:32everybody makes a mess
18:33and I have to fix it up
18:44oh my back
18:45my back
18:46my back
18:50oh my neck thing
18:54you too idiots
18:56I hope you're happy
18:58I have to eat Funyuns now
19:03Tarese
19:04bring it
19:18we all like idiots
19:23we have to stop this
19:24you know
19:25Debra's right
19:25it's competing
19:27it's stupid
19:30and your feet stink
19:36I don't want to compete with you man
19:37no seriously
19:38your feet
19:38you can't smell that
19:57why are we like this
19:58where does this come from
20:00I don't know
20:05look at this place
20:06I just want to say something
20:09you disappoint me
20:10the both of you
20:12sorry mom
20:13I'm sorry too
20:14and you especially Robbie
20:17me why
20:18why
20:20because you should know better
20:22you're the older one
20:27it's true
20:27you should set an example
20:29I don't know
20:29I can't
20:31I don't know
20:58you should never
20:59I don't know
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