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00:03hi grandma look at the easter egg i made oh that's lovely dear hey ma you want to see an
00:08egg
00:10that's lovely too you both do beautiful work and guess what i made an extra batch of butter
00:18cookies for you and your brothers oh good i love those oh and deborah i've run out of things to
00:24put them in so i came to get the canister what canister my canister with the blue horses around
00:29the edge oh yeah i brought that back really yeah grandma come on i want to show you my easter
00:35shoes just a minute sweetheart well i think i would have remembered if you return that canister
00:39because it's my mother's and there's even a special space on my shelf for it which is empty now
00:47yeah well i remember returning it because i heard about that space on your shelf when you brought it
00:52over oh well would you like to take a minute now and look for it and while you do i
00:58can correct
00:59a few of these potatoes you know marie if the canister was here i'm sure you would have noticed
01:05it during one of your daily inspections you know what until you find it at least it's with people
01:12i love come on let me see those shoes seriously deb forget you know me and ali which one's better
01:28ma where's ma what's the matter dad got into the ham
01:36did you leave it on the counter he jumps up there
01:40what did he do he's lopping off slices of it and putting into the toaster
01:46like pork pop-tarts
01:50every year last year i caught him in the car with it
01:54okay if you find the counters to deal give me your ring marie i told you i don't have it
02:00all right well maybe when you straighten up please please listen to me it's not here
02:10you seem upset are you upset with me david
02:14well yes as a matter of fact i am upset marie because what i say and what i do seems
02:20to mean
02:20very little to you where is this coming from well you asked me for the canister i tell you i
02:25don't
02:25have it but that's not good enough for you well i don't have it oh and there's no possibility that
02:30you could have misplaced it no
02:37so i'm a thief then and a liar i'm a liar and a thief are you calling me a liar
02:42and a thief
02:45oh
02:58no it just it just hurts my feelings marie because i i told you i brought that canister
03:06back and if you don't believe me then there's nothing i can do
03:11oh wait now annie annie wait wait
03:18you're right i'm sorry i don't want this i mean a holiday is a time for family i love that
03:28canister
03:28but i certainly don't want you feeling like this i want us to have a wonderful easter
03:36okay oh i'm sorry deborah
03:46thank you murray
03:49well i should go there's a pig eating my ham
04:04whoa the marie barone apology until today i had only heard about it
04:12and to you oh
04:16there's your easter miracle
04:20no you know what no i give her a lot of credit because that was hard for her to do
04:25but she did it
04:26and she meant it huh you know what i think yeah i think i finally got through to her i
04:33mean now she
04:33she's not always right
04:35is this what grandma was looking for
04:46oh my god
04:56ellie where did you get that
04:58you gave it to me
05:00oh my god
05:03what did you do
05:06wait wait wait wait a minute i didn't give this to you when did i give this to you
05:09i asked if i could keep my crayons in here and you said yes
05:12oh my god
05:23i do not remember that
05:25uh honey i'll take that thanks for bringing this back great job
05:30yeah that was so great
05:31hey look here's the chocolate eggs for tomorrow you go and eat as many as you want
05:41i could have sworn i gave that back to your mother i mean i don't know what happened
05:46well here's what probably happened is that uh you know i'm doing a million things and the kids are
05:51always at you and they're asking you for stuff and you know ally probably came up to me and and
05:55asked me for something and i didn't really hear you know and as long as i don't hear the word
05:58gun or
05:59knife i just said yeah
06:02yeah you know that that that's probably what happened i'm positive because uh you know i'm
06:06doing like a million things and uh you know i gotta do everything here myself and if you
06:10would pitch it a little bit more rain
06:12oh no no no no don't look at me
06:17this is what drowning people do they put you right down with them
06:22well i'm screwed all right
06:25you know what's really bad
06:27she apologized to you even though she knew she was right
06:30oh shut up
06:33why don't you come over here to state the obvious is that what you're here for
06:40i must say deborah this is not your most attractive sign
06:44what do i do what do i do
06:46well you gotta return it now
06:47are you out of your mind
06:49do you know what she will put me through if i have to bring the thing back over to her
06:53you know what she's like
06:54look there's a way to fix this you just return this to her with your heart in it
07:07okay you listen to me
07:10i got an apology
07:12okay you have any idea what that means she apologized to me
07:16okay the whole balance of power shifted
07:21those are beautiful 15 seconds
07:25no no no no no you can't do that this was my grandma's
07:29you know how many cookies i've had from this thing
07:31and lemon squares
07:34brownies
07:34blondies
07:35fudge
07:37chocolate biscotti
07:40macaroons
07:41oh the macaroons
07:42how about the ginger snacks
07:44hey fat people who cares
07:52you know it's just a canister it's a can
07:55everybody will get over it i'm throwing it out
07:58oh wait excuse me deb not to get technical
08:00but what you're considering is theft and destruction of property
08:03and i can't let that happen to something that once belonged to my gammy
08:10yeah come on deborah i mean my mother loves this thing
08:14all right all right yeah i'm you're right and you're right and your mother's right okay
08:19everybody's right except for me
08:22i just thought that you know for once she respected me enough to apologize
08:31but i screwed up so you know what give me the thing and i will take it back to her
08:35and i will let her say whatever she's gonna say
08:45nobody's gonna stop me
08:49nobody cares what happens to me
08:52or or not even to me
08:53but let's just say i bring this thing back
08:55and then she thinks she's always right
08:57and she has more power than ever
08:59like when you say mom i don't want to marry that girl
09:01i think you're wrong about her
09:03oh really was i wrong about the canister
09:07or you
09:09and you say mom you know
09:11i don't think you should move in with us now that dad has passed
09:16oh have you forgotten about the canister
09:21but you guys do what you want
09:25it is just a canister
09:31i'm gonna turn my back you do what you have to do
09:45all right
09:47i'm gonna throw it out okay
09:51i'm sorry but i can't hear what you're saying
09:55oh it's a beautiful day
09:56isn't it really
09:56why yes it is
09:57sure is robin
10:01oh god
10:04oh god
10:10this is horrible
10:38it's done
10:45thank you
10:48i feel cold
10:53so you're with me now
10:54right
10:58i guess so
11:00no matter what
11:03no matter what
11:07ray
11:18devil thy name is woman
11:25okay it's time for easter dinner come on kids we're going to grandma's
11:29come on right let's go
11:30all right
11:30as soon as you're ready
11:32yeah i'm ready now
11:34all right tell me when you're ready then we'll go
11:37yeah i'm ready
11:38what
11:38you're going like that
11:43come on
11:44alley come on put your jacket on
11:46oh see
11:47you aren't ready
12:07what the hell
12:08i got it
12:09it's my turn
12:10i got it
12:11my turn
12:12hey hey hey
12:13hold it hold it hold it
12:15i thought you got rid of this thing
12:18i did
12:18i put it in the garbage
12:20the outside garbage
12:22boys where did you get this
12:24in the garbage
12:26you gotta feed them more
12:30what were you doing in the garbage
12:32looking for easter eggs
12:35you know just wait a second kids
12:39all right look
12:40you have to give this back now okay
12:42it's come back twice
12:43it's
12:43it's like a sign
12:45it's like when you think the movie's over
12:47and the hand comes up
12:50all right so
12:51so we just bring this back right
12:53okay
12:53good good good
12:54so you'll just say that it was a mistake
12:56and then it was here all along that's all
12:58no
12:59what do you mean no
13:01we'll uh
13:02we'll sneak it in
13:04we'll hide it in her house
13:05and then she'll just come across it someday
13:07and then she'll realize that she was the one that was wrong
13:12except she wasn't wrong
13:14so you're saying you don't love me
13:23okay all right fine
13:24sneak it back in
13:25and when you say we'll sneak it back in
13:26you mean you and Allie will sneak it back in
13:28because that'll be great
13:28that'll be like a take your daughter to work kind of thing
13:34you'll do what I say
13:35yes I will
13:39hi grandma
13:41I think the easter bunny left something for you kids in the kitchen
13:45hi Marie happy easter
13:47thank you so much for letting me take a crack at these mashed potatoes
13:50should we go check them
13:51no I'm sure they're fine
13:54happy Easter Raymond
13:56happy easter Raymond
14:11aren't you gonna take off your coat it looks awfully hot
14:15No, I'm a little chilly.
14:17Oh, are you getting sick?
14:19No, no, I'm not.
14:20Frank, turn up the heat. Raymond's sick.
14:23No, Mom, I'm not. I'm not sick.
14:24I just think that this is a bitchin' jacket.
14:33That's not Easter language.
14:38But it is stylish. Did I give this to you?
14:40You know, please, Marie, I want you to check these potatoes.
14:43I think I left some eyes in it.
14:45Oh, stop worrying, darling. They'll be delicious.
14:48Is this down?
14:49Marie, I am a terrible cook.
14:52I really want you to look at these potatoes.
14:53I didn't know what the hell I was doing.
14:56Well, okay, let's go in the kitchen and take care of it.
14:59Oh, good, because I don't think these potatoes
15:01deserve to share a table with your fabulous ham.
15:25Hey, Ray.
15:32What did you do?
15:33Nothing.
15:34Then why is it here?
15:36Look, because...
15:36Why is it here, man?
15:38Shut up.
15:38Help me hide it.
15:39Oh, I'm not touching it.
15:41You said no matter what.
15:42I didn't know I'd be battling the supernatural.
15:46Hello, dear.
15:47No, Marie...
15:50Mommy.
15:51Hi, Mommy.
15:54I just came to tell you you have about, oh, 10 minutes till dinner.
15:57Oh, 10 minutes.
16:00It's my favorite amount of time.
16:04Oh, Raymond, what...
16:06Raymond, happy Easter, my friend.
16:10Yeah.
16:11Thank you, man.
16:12Yeah.
16:13Happy Easter to you, you know?
16:14Hey, if I don't see you, happy Memorial Day.
16:18Oh, isn't this nice?
16:22Oh, this is why I like holidays.
16:26I'm so happy.
16:28This is brothers.
16:30I've done a good job.
16:33You have, Ma.
16:34I love this little guy.
16:42So, are we done now?
16:43No, just a little more.
16:53Oh, Frank, come take a look.
16:58What?
16:59Your sons are hugging.
17:02Want me to get the hose?
17:04Oh, my God.
17:09You boys have made my Easter.
17:16Get off me.
17:19What are you kissing me for?
17:20I was in the moment.
17:25All right, come on.
17:27Help me hide this before I throw up into it.
17:30What the hell is going on in here?
17:32What are you doing?
17:33She came in.
17:33You were supposed to hold her in there.
17:35Hold her.
17:36Give me that.
17:37I'll do it.
17:37Why is this hot?
17:38Never mind.
17:39Just get into the kitchen and keep her occupied.
17:42Well, Oz, what are we supposed to do?
17:43She could kiss me.
17:44Shut up.
17:51Hey.
17:52Is that Marie's canister?
17:55No.
17:55Wait a minute.
17:57Let me see that.
17:58You did have that canister.
18:01She's been going on about that thing like it's King Tut's golden undies.
18:07Please, Frank, don't say anything.
18:09If she finds out I had this thing...
18:10You're in big trouble, lady.
18:15I'm begging you, Frank.
18:17What do I do?
18:18Give your heart to God, because your ass is Marie's.
18:28No, ma, ma, ma, no.
18:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:31Frank, can't help me set the table.
18:32No, that's all right.
18:35My canister.
18:36Where did you get that?
18:43I, uh, was hiding it from you.
18:47I thought it would be funny.
18:51You what?
18:53Yeah, I was using it to keep my nuts and bolts in.
18:57Then, when I saw you carrying on about how much you wanted to find the damn thing,
19:01I, uh, I hid it in the attic.
19:03Pretty funny, huh?
19:06Frank, I love that canister.
19:09I've been tearing my hair out and running around like a crazy woman looking for that.
19:13All funny.
19:20Oh, really, Frank?
19:22Well, here's what's not funny.
19:24This marriage!
19:25Marie, I...
19:26Let it go.
19:28This is so typical of you and your so-called sensitive humor.
19:31You have no respect for me whatsoever, and you never have.
19:35Well, I promise you something, Frank.
19:37You will not be looking back on this little stunt as funny.
19:40I hope you're happy with yourself.
19:43You have ruined Easter!
19:59Frank, I don't know what to say.
20:01Why did you do that?
20:02I don't know.
20:03I didn't want that to happen to you.
20:07You're like my daughter.
20:10Oh.
20:15And she was going to yell at me like that later anyway.
20:18I ate the backside of that ham.
20:22Frank!
20:29Hello?
20:31Oh, boy.
20:34There you are.
20:38Deborah, could I speak with you a minute?
20:41Yeah, sure, Marie.
20:46I want you to have this.
20:49What?
20:50Why?
20:51Well, I felt so bad for thinking that you didn't return this to me.
20:55Uh-huh.
20:56And to be honest, I...
20:58Every time I see it now, it makes me think of your father-in-law.
21:02So I either give you this or give you him.
21:08This is probably easier to clean.
21:13Marie, I can't take this.
21:14No, no, no, please, dear.
21:15This was my mother's.
21:17And I'd like to pass this on to you.
21:20Thanks, Marie.
21:22Okay.
21:22Well, I'll see you later.
21:23Okay.
21:24Frank's watching television.
21:25So I decided to vacuum.
21:34Wow.
21:35That's pretty nice, huh?
21:36Oh, yeah.
21:37Oh, it was nice of her to give this to me, but I can't keep it.
21:40Why not?
21:41Because every time I look at it, I'll be reminded of what I did
21:43and how Frank took the heat from me.
21:45I mean, that's guilt in a can.
21:49Silly, all right?
21:50It's just a canister.
21:51I know it was you!
21:55Have sex with your husband!
22:00You're welcome.
22:01Oh, no.
22:13I'm so jealous of her!
22:16I stopped.
22:16Yes, it's a canister.
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