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00:02Don't you miss Italy, Ray?
00:04Look, I took that right from Ann Coletta's balcony.
00:07Man, look at that lake.
00:09Next time we go, let's swim naked.
00:13You know, there's fish in there.
00:16Okay, then just you.
00:20Oh, I just loved it so much there.
00:22Everybody got along so well.
00:24I just wish we could hold on to that feeling, you know?
00:26I'm just enjoying every day.
00:29How about we go upstairs and enjoy the rest of today?
00:34Okay.
00:42You hear that?
00:59No!
01:03No.
01:14No!
01:16No!
01:18No!
01:21No!
01:44This is your father's fault.
01:51What are you talking about? I was saying stop.
01:55I was stomping on the brakes, but nothing happened.
01:59Oh, my God.
02:07Our house. Look at our house.
02:09I know. I know.
02:11Ma, what the hell?
02:16He knew about the brakes.
02:18What did the mechanic say about the brakes?
02:20Tell him.
02:21Oh, look at this.
02:35The mechanic said that the brakes were bad.
02:38Of course he's gonna say that.
02:39Every time I bring the car in, he says the brakes are bad.
02:42Well, I think the brakes are bad, Frank.
02:46Okay, fine.
02:47I'll have the brakes checked when I get the taillight fixed.
02:52The taillight?
02:54Frank, look at the house.
02:56I saw it.
02:59Look at this.
03:00This drywall.
03:01It's like paper.
03:03Probably foreign made.
03:07On the other hand, say what you want about American cars.
03:17Pizza house.
03:53What, they drive into the house?
03:59Yeah, yeah.
04:01What happened?
04:03Grandma and Grandpa stopped by.
04:15Robert, what do we do?
04:16Well, I'll fill out a report.
04:18You should call your insurance companies.
04:19Oh, here we go.
04:22Why the hell did I let you drive?
04:26Because you can't see anymore.
04:30I can see a house.
04:41Oh, my God.
04:43All right, look, don't worry, Deb.
04:44I'm sure that Dad's car insurance will cover this.
04:51I'm not sure it's current.
04:53What?
04:54We never go anywhere.
04:55I can't believe this.
04:58All right, look, you guys have homeowner's insurance.
05:00Okay, our insurance.
05:01Good.
05:02Right, okay, where did I put that?
05:04Hopefully it's not over there.
05:10Hey, hey, dog.
05:12Get out of here, dog.
05:14Oh, boy, wait.
05:16Look at him, look at him.
05:18Do we keep him?
05:18No, sweetie, no.
05:20We never get anything.
05:21Well, Allie, we can't keep a dog.
05:25He'll just run away, okay?
05:26Just come on.
05:29Get him out.
05:29Go out the back.
05:30Oh, you shouldn't let them take the dog through the kitchen.
05:33He'll make a mess in there.
05:41Okay, good.
05:43Looks like we're covered.
05:44Oh, wonderful.
05:46You'll just have to pay the deductible.
05:49A thousand bucks?
05:51Stinking crooks.
05:54All right, here's what you do.
05:59You get your contractor to add an extra grand to the bill,
06:02then when your insurance company cuts you your check,
06:05I get it back.
06:06All right, Dad, look, I don't want to hear this.
06:10Hey, Dudley, do right.
06:11Wake up.
06:13This is the way the world works.
06:15It's built into the insurance system.
06:17Oh, yeah?
06:18Well, it's also built into the criminal justice system.
06:22Category?
06:23Fraud.
06:25Nerd.
06:28Nerd?
06:29Nerd.
06:31Calling me a nerd?
06:32You driving in the house and now I'm a nerd,
06:33and you calling me a nerd about the work again?
06:41Ray, do something.
06:43What?
06:44Tell your father we're doing this the right way.
06:46Hey, me not having to pay anything is the right way.
06:49Oh, holy crap.
06:51Look at this scratch.
06:54Okay, see, here's the thing.
06:56Um, when a person drives their car into someone's home,
07:02I think that person should be sympathetic and apologetic
07:07and try to help the person whose home has been demolished
07:10try to make it better.
07:13Hey, I'm trying, but you won't listen.
07:17I won't listen.
07:19I must say, Debra, that tone doesn't help the situation.
07:25My tone?
07:26My tone?
07:28You just drove a car into my house!
07:32I told the kids to leave the back door open
07:34so you get that nice cross ventilation going.
07:41Okay, great.
07:42What are we gonna do?
07:43Will you talk to them?
07:44You talk to them.
07:45What do I say?
07:46What do you say?
07:47Are you upset about this?
07:49Watch this.
07:50He's gonna take her side now.
07:52Would you say something?
07:53One thing I will say about your father
07:55is that he's very good with insurance matters.
07:59I mean, over the years,
08:00we've had our share of incidents
08:02and we've always done very well.
08:06It's true.
08:08It is true.
08:09I have seen some incredible things.
08:15Frank, you're gonna pay for this.
08:17That's all there is to it.
08:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:19No, Frank, you're paying the deductible.
08:22That's how it's gonna be.
08:23Oh, really?
08:26Why are you just standing there?
08:28What am I supposed to do?
08:30Oh, all right, all right.
08:31Thanks.
08:33Frank, I want a check for $1,000 by tomorrow.
08:36Don't hold your breath.
08:37Frank, I'm not kidding.
08:41Fine.
08:44Fine!
08:45I'll pay the damn deductible!
08:48Apparently, all you people care about is money.
09:01I'll see you at home, Marie.
09:09Oh, wait, Frank, wait!
09:11I need to go to the supermarket!
09:26Hey, Krabby.
09:27Hey!
09:29Come here, come here.
09:31What?
09:31The contractor finished.
09:33Huh?
09:34Huh?
09:34What do you think?
09:37Yeah.
09:38Definitely better with a wall.
09:39Yeah.
09:41I mean, don't you think they did a great job?
09:44Yeah, it looks great.
09:45Yeah, your father's check didn't bounce.
09:48See?
09:48It all worked out.
09:49You didn't have to get so upset.
09:53I'm just happy it's finished.
09:55Yeah, me too.
09:56You know why?
09:56Because now that the wall is here,
09:59nobody can see me do this.
10:01Mm-hmm.
10:06Wait a minute.
10:08What's up with the stripes?
10:09Oh, okay.
10:10You're okay.
10:11No, no.
10:11Look, these stripes.
10:13Are they the same as these?
10:15Because these look like thinner stripes.
10:16Yeah, I know, but it's close enough.
10:18You can't even tell.
10:19Hmm.
10:20Yeah.
10:21Okay.
10:22Hmm.
10:24No, I can tell.
10:25I can tell.
10:26I can tell.
10:27Look, look at the old wall.
10:28Oh, these thin stripes, they're thicker.
10:32It's not the same.
10:33It's not the same wallpaper.
10:34What's going on?
10:34Well, nothing.
10:35No, the painter told me
10:36that they don't make our wallpaper anymore,
10:38and to reprint this one
10:39would have been really expensive.
10:41Yeah, but this isn't the same.
10:42Yeah, but, Ray, we would have had to pay more.
10:45No, we wouldn't have.
10:48My father would have had to pay more.
10:50No, you can't blame this on your father.
10:53I told the wallpaper guy that this was okay.
10:55Well, why did you do that?
10:56Because I didn't want to deal with your parents anymore.
10:59Huh.
11:01So my father gets away with it,
11:03and you're okay with that.
11:06Yeah, I'm okay with this.
11:07I wasn't okay when they drove the car through the house,
11:10but you have to pick your battles.
11:14This wallpaper's incorrect.
11:15All right, look.
11:17Stand three feet back.
11:18You can hardly tell.
11:19But maybe I don't want to stand three feet back.
11:21Maybe I want to stand right here
11:23and look at my wallpaper.
11:25You know?
11:26I mean, here, look.
11:27Here's wallpaper,
11:29and here is different wallpaper.
11:32What world am I in?
11:34Ray!
11:36I will not calm down, huh?
11:38We live in a fun house here.
11:41Cars are coming in
11:43and wild dogs wandering around
11:45and crazy wallpaper.
11:48Why are you getting so upset about this now?
11:50Look, my father is paying for it.
11:52No, Ray, Ray, we just can't.
11:53No, no, no, no, look.
11:53Don't you get it, okay?
11:54Somebody has to go over there and tell them,
11:55or they're just going to keep backing into the house.
11:58We can get used.
11:59We can get used to the wallpaper.
12:00No, no, no.
12:01Look, they're going to know I mean business,
12:02because business is what I mean.
12:04No, no, no.
12:04No, Ray, Ray, are you insane?
12:06You're not going over there.
12:07You're going to have a heart attack.
12:08I don't care.
12:08How come you didn't get this upset
12:10when they dropped the car through the house?
12:12Why are you siding with them?
12:14I'm not siding with them.
12:16I'm worried about you.
12:17Well, don't worry about me, sister girl, okay?
12:19Because my eyes are open for the first time.
12:20They're not going.
12:21Yeah, to hell I'm not, okay?
12:22They have to know.
12:23All right, wait.
12:23I'll go over there.
12:24No.
12:24No, Ray, let me go.
12:27Okay?
12:32I'll handle them.
12:33I'll handle them.
12:34I got the wall up, didn't I?
12:35Yeah, look at us.
12:39Hello, dear.
12:41Hi, Raymond.
12:48I missed you, Raymond.
12:50I wanted to call.
12:51I wanted to come over.
12:52But, you know, your father's impossible.
12:55I'm not here.
12:58I just want to see the wall I bought.
13:01Oh.
13:02Good.
13:03Good.
13:04Because we wanted to show it to you.
13:05Oh, good.
13:06I'd like to see it, too.
13:07I can't believe the money these humps get to do this.
13:11Go, go, go.
13:13That's actually funny.
13:14Um, because it turns out that the, uh, the new wallpaper doesn't exactly match.
13:20So it might cost more money to fix it.
13:24Cost who more?
13:26Um, uh, we were thinking...
13:30You.
13:32What are you talking about?
13:34I'm not going to pay anything.
13:35The wallpaper's fine.
13:36I want it the same!
13:38Do you hear me?
13:39Exactly.
13:40Exactly the same!
13:42And I mean exactly the same!
13:44You can only push a man so far!
13:46I ain't got that big of a deal.
13:47Calm down.
13:48Traitor!
13:51You can never talk to me about my parents again, because in this case, you are the backer-downer!
13:58This wallpaper looks just like the other wallpaper.
14:00But it's not, Mom.
14:01It's not.
14:02Okay?
14:02Here, come on.
14:02Let's see.
14:03Let's see.
14:03Come over here.
14:04And look.
14:05See?
14:05Over here.
14:06Over here.
14:07Thick, normal stripes.
14:08Now look over here.
14:09Thin, weird, disgusting stripes.
14:11Okay?
14:12All right.
14:13I'm not going to look like this.
14:14So I think you and your husband should listen very carefully.
14:18All right?
14:19You are going to have to pay the difference.
14:22Understand?
14:24Suck rope, pal.
14:29That's it.
14:29Get out of the house.
14:30Raymond!
14:31Get out.
14:32Get out.
14:32Huh?
14:33Here.
14:33The both of you.
14:34Take your damn cannolis with you.
14:35Oh, Raymond!
14:36Out.
14:36Out.
14:37This is how you talk to our father?
14:39And her?
14:40Yeah.
14:43Start walking, all right?
14:44Because I've had it.
14:45Ray, they didn't even know about the ball.
14:47I don't care, all right?
14:48It's over.
14:48Good day.
14:50Raymond!
14:50I said good day.
14:54Let's go, Marie.
14:55One less funeral we got to go to.
14:58Thanks.
14:59We're older than them.
15:01Fine.
15:02Then don't come to my funeral.
15:04I'm coming.
15:05I'm coming.
15:06I'll be the one doing this.
15:07Huh?
15:09Go.
15:10Get out.
15:10Stop this.
15:11Why?
15:12No.
15:13Hi.
15:15Is this about me?
15:20Don't come to my funeral.
15:23But there are so few things I'm looking forward to.
15:30All right.
15:30What's going on?
15:32Your brother's throwing us out.
15:34And you're really going?
15:35Yep.
15:36Yeah.
15:37It's a new day.
15:38Get out.
15:38No.
15:39No.
15:39Stop it.
15:39We're not doing this.
15:40We're not doing this.
15:41This is what you always wanted.
15:42I did never wanted this.
15:43This is terrible.
15:44Everybody, come on in.
15:45Come on in and sit down.
15:46What are you doing?
15:46I'm getting in the car.
15:48Oh, no, Frank.
15:50Sit down.
15:51Everybody sit down.
15:52Marie, you too.
15:53I'm not sure I want to sit down.
15:54I'm not sure I'm welcome in this house.
15:56Oh, yeah.
15:57You picking up on that?
15:58All right.
15:58Great.
16:00Sit down.
16:00No.
16:01What are you doing?
16:02Sit.
16:02I can't throw them out if they're sitting.
16:04All right.
16:05Sit down.
16:06Hey, the wall looks good.
16:08No, it doesn't.
16:09Huh?
16:09Can't you see?
16:10Look at the stripes you idiot.
16:11All right, Ray, that's enough.
16:14Okay, listen.
16:16This is really not about the wallpaper stripes.
16:18Yes, it is.
16:19No, Ray.
16:19What?
16:20I don't have the right to be angry.
16:21Guys, honey, everybody has the right to be angry.
16:25But let's try something, okay?
16:29Maybe it would help us.
16:30For now and in the future, for you to tell us, in a calm and adult manner, why you're really
16:39upset.
16:40Once and for all, Ray, tell them why.
16:47It's the wallpaper.
16:51It's the wallpaper.
16:52The stripes are too thin, and they were just going to let it go.
16:55Like, it doesn't matter.
16:56He doesn't like his wallpaper.
16:58No, no, the wallpaper was the last straw.
17:01Oh, good, good.
17:02See?
17:03See, there's the problem.
17:04You just said last straw, which means there's been a lot of other straws.
17:09A lot of straws.
17:09I had a lot of straws.
17:10Yeah, oh, okay.
17:13Okay.
17:14So, but you've just been keeping it all bottled up inside until just now when you went bananas about wallpaper.
17:22Very unhealthy, Cubby.
17:24Right, right.
17:26So, hey, you know what?
17:27Let's use this event as an opportunity for all of us to learn how to talk things out.
17:36You know, so we don't let our feelings get all bottled up inside to the point where they explode.
17:41You're absolutely right.
17:43Frank, you're driving everybody crazy.
17:48It's you, too.
17:50What?
17:50What did I ever do?
17:55You're intrusive.
17:57Interesting.
18:01How am I intrusive?
18:03Well, for example, there was that time you drove a car through the wall.
18:11One time.
18:14Okay, so it's not always the car, but it's always you.
18:19You just, you never stop.
18:21You're always barging in here.
18:22Oh, I do not barge in.
18:23You do.
18:24You do.
18:25You barge in here.
18:25Wait, wait, wait.
18:26Let's try to use nice words.
18:30You're always coming over.
18:33Sticking your...
18:35Nice.
18:38And staying...
18:40Long time.
18:44Well, why don't you just say something?
18:51I want to say something.
18:54But sometimes I get the feeling that you don't listen.
18:59And then you do something like we're in our couch.
19:05And I want to say something then, too.
19:08But I know that you're not going to listen.
19:10And Dad is not going to want to pay.
19:13And I know Deborah's going to get mad at me because I didn't say anything.
19:16But you have to know that I'm always this close to saying something.
19:21This close.
19:31And there it is.
19:40So that's what happened today.
19:44Wow.
19:45Ray, that was really good.
19:53Oh, honey.
19:57I understand.
19:58Good.
19:59Good.
20:00See?
20:00Now this is progress.
20:02Yes.
20:03And Raymond, dear, you just have to let us know when you want something.
20:07That's all.
20:08Yeah, we're not mind readers.
20:13And that way you never have to shout at us because that really is unpleasant.
20:20Sorry about the shouting.
20:22That's right, pal.
20:24No shouting.
20:27Got it.
20:28Good.
20:29Okay.
20:29So good.
20:30What did we learn here today?
20:32He shouldn't shout.
20:33Uh, yes.
20:36But also that we should learn to respect each other and be considerate of each other, right?
20:44I guess so.
20:45I guess so.
20:46Oh, good.
20:48Oh, isn't this nice?
20:52You know, if I may, I have some issues that I...
20:55That's enough talk, Robbie.
21:12Hey, here's the Italy tape.
21:13Is Stefania on here?
21:14Hey, put it in.
21:16Uh, you know what?
21:16You're welcome to borrow that if you want to watch it at your house.
21:19Oh, no.
21:20It'd be such fun to watch it all together.
21:21Hey, look.
21:22There's the gelato place.
21:23I'm thirsty.
21:25Hey, sweetie, how about some iced tea?
21:26That would be lovely.
21:31Okay.
21:31I'll get it.
21:33Ray, can I see you, please?
21:38They are clueless.
21:40Absolutely clueless.
21:41I mean, I don't know what else to do.
21:43Well, it's okay.
21:44Look, we talked it out.
21:44It'll be fine.
21:45They'll watch the tape, and then they'll go.
21:47Iced tea!
21:51So are you going to get that for them?
21:53Because I could use one, too.
21:57I'm going to get that for them.
21:58I'm going to get that for them.
22:02I'm going to get that for them.
22:04I'm going to get that for them.
22:05I'm going to get that for them.
22:09I'm going to get that for them.
22:10I'm going to get that for them.
22:10I'm going to get that for them.
22:11I'm going to get that for them.
22:12I'm going to get that for them.
22:13I'm going to get that for them.
22:14I'm going to get that for them.
22:14I'm going to get that for them.
22:15I'm going to get that for them.
22:16I'm going to get that for them.
22:17I'm going to get that for them.
22:18I'm going to get that for them.
22:22I'm going to get that for them.
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