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00:04this is nice isn't it it's wonderful where's the guy with the water already i'm dying here
00:11good before you go would you make a toast
00:16okay uh here's the water the earth is covered with it where the hell is my share
00:26raymond please make a toast all right uh here's to robert being uh back on a job
00:34we all think it's great way to go way to go
00:46thank you this is a very special night for me i finally feel like i've put my
00:52bull wound behind me
00:56i said behind me
01:02no but i gotta tell you it's been a tough few months getting back on my feet and now that
01:06i
01:06have amy at my side again and i'm back doing the job that i love i've never felt better
01:11and also i think i've gotten over my anxiety vis-a-vis public restrooms
01:16so if you'll excuse me i shall return presently
01:23oh my god is that awful woman but that's definitely her right it's her
01:28who that's joanne robert's ex-wife
01:32what the hell she's got water
01:46oh my god so that's robert's ex-wife yep the infamous joanne
01:55mom stuff's coming out
02:01i almost didn't recognize her without her broomstick and flying monkeys
02:09when was the last time robert saw her
02:11oh not since the divorce was finalized
02:13what you don't know this story amy
02:14no he never talks about her
02:16that's because he's a nice boy
02:19i'll tell you
02:20go ahead
02:22okay ma no spitting
02:25um let's see well we had just moved in across the street from my parents right
02:30i don't remember i blocked that out
02:32no that's what it was
02:36it was right about that time robert and joanne they had a little house
02:41no no i'm serious i'm putting that movie in my top five all time
02:45any movie with a cop or a dog and it goes in your top five
02:51and this one had both
02:55hey remember when the dog cleaned himself in front of the mayor
03:00you know what i like best about that movie
03:02we had to leave our house to see it
03:05i mean this is the first movie we've seen since we had the twins
03:08hey you're the one who's egg divided
03:11hey and you know what your mother told me they would babysit the kids whenever we
03:15wanted it is just so great that we moved across the street from him
03:22hey
03:22hey sweetheart
03:24what's happening
03:26how was the movie
03:27oh i'm telling you i wish you'd come with us
03:29i really liked it i'm thinking of putting it in my top five
03:32really because the preview looked kind of stupid
03:38you know now that i think about it
03:40you know the dog drove a car what is that
03:45that's why we can never see movies together we have the exact opposite taste in movies books
03:50stop music tv shows
03:53he likes the kind of thing where someone steps on a rake
03:55yeah this movie had that too
03:57yeah
03:58just look at it
04:03um no no no you can put your feet on our furniture
04:08that's all right i'm okay i'm good i'm good right here
04:10no really it's it's okay until robert gets a raise we are blessed with your parents old stuff
04:16if you get really close you can still smell frank's feet
04:22i'll pass
04:29sorry
04:29i thought we weren't doing that anymore
04:31no crazy chin
04:34yeah you're right you're right you know sometimes when i eat i do i do a little thing with my
04:37chin
04:37that's all right i didn't know
04:38i didn't notice that
04:39let me come on here
04:40so dad your hair is looking good
04:43thank you
04:44it's not as eh as it was when you were pregnant
04:49thank you
04:51what are you doing
04:52i'm rubbing your shoulders
04:54why
04:56i don't know you're my mush mush
04:59it's okay
05:01i'm sorry what was i hurting you
05:02sometimes i don't know my own strength
05:04you and your big mitts
05:07that's why we can't have pets
05:10my funny lady
05:12look out for mr big hands
05:16okay i'm going to bed
05:17all right we'll uh we'll keep it down out here
05:20do whatever you want
05:21good night guys
05:23always good to see you
05:24bobby tonight could you not plop into bed
05:26sometimes i wake up in midair
05:29okay
05:29got it no plopping
05:31night mushy mushy
05:42so robert
05:42i love what you
05:43no no seriously we've got to keep it down
06:04oh boy
06:07oh boy
06:15you guys want to play monopoly or something
06:20shouldn't you be getting home
06:21well i really have to make sure that joanne is in a real deep sleep you know because i kind
06:25of have the tendency to plop into bed
06:30yeah mush mush told us
06:34hey i know how about pictionary
06:36i'll get a sketch pad
06:41oh don't you feel bad for robert
06:43i i feel bad for you because i'm going to bed
06:46wait a minute
06:48wait
06:51listen you've got to talk to robert he's so unhappy with joanne
06:54oh he's not unhappy what so she's a little bossy all right he seems fine with that
06:59she's always putting him down and he just sits there and takes it
07:02hey that's marriage
07:07their marriage that's their marriage over there
07:11just tell him that he should talk to joanne about the way she treats him and how that makes
07:15him feel
07:16how about i just i'll tell him to go home and then you and i can go upstairs and shake
07:20it up
07:28if you don't talk to him i will
07:30no don't no would you look i'll talk to him okay i know i know what to say
07:36found a deck of cards crazy eights
07:42listen robert
07:43you really
07:45you really should go home to your wife because
07:49deborah's got a prompt breast milk
07:58yeah you know what to say i don't have to pump
08:01robert it's just that um
08:03you and joanne i mean
08:05we think joanne is great
08:06uh but just sometimes uh you know with you she can be
08:11not very nice
08:11and um we were just thinking that it would help you
08:15if you told her
08:16robert stop looking at my breasts
08:26i'm sorry
08:29listen you know joanne has to put up with a lot for me you know i i i'm not the
08:33easiest
08:33person to live with i uh i'm hairy and smelly and i'm really kind of like an animal
08:44i told you to come on you can't come in here
08:48anymore if you don't knock
08:49gotcha hey your old lady's looking for you
08:55joanne
08:55yeah she was a little short with me on the phone i think she's worried about you
08:59i don't like that one
09:02why can't you just be happy that robbie found someone
09:04what are you gonna learn it's not our place to meddle in our children's lives
09:08but marie i don't think it's meddling if you love and care about the person
09:15you know you're just you're just strolling down the railroad tracks and you don't hear the
09:18woo woo
09:30robert i think what your father is trying to say is that sometimes joanne is
09:33a nutcracker
09:36dad you're talking about my wife
09:38a nutcracker
09:45no
09:45nope
09:46i'm not butting in
09:51live your life
09:56robert you just seem so unhappy
09:59what is this some kind of intervention
10:01i happen to love joanne
10:04she's strong she's independent
10:06you don't know anything about her
10:08you don't know about uh
10:10private life
10:12we have chemistry
10:16i remember
10:18when you took chemistry
10:22that was the year you had no eyebrows
10:30i don't appreciate this i really don't
10:33the family's not supposed to be like this if no one is going to support me
10:36then i just rather y'all butt out
10:48wow he really hates that chair
10:59what are you doing what are you doing you're supposed to be studying for your sergeant's exam how are we
11:04ever gonna afford anything nice this is how you study
11:13i'm taking a cartoon break and eating a banana
11:16well that's great you're gonna put it off till the last minute and then guess what
11:20you'll be watching cartoons full-time and coming to me for banana money
11:32you think you can answer the door
11:42hey
11:43hey
11:49what do you want
11:52um
11:56well
11:58i i wanted to come by and apologize for everybody yesterday
12:01let me tell you something
12:02none of you know her the way i do
12:06yeah yeah i know chemistry
12:09but
12:12i gotta tell you i did just
12:14kind of overhear about
12:17the banana money
12:21bobby if you're not gonna get oh hey ray hey hi joanne
12:26uh bobby didn't tell me you were coming over
12:29well that's because bobby didn't even know you know it's a surprise
12:35oh you know how we love it when you come over ray but bobby's got a lot of studying to
12:41do and you know you are not the best influence on him
12:46oh okay all right i'm sorry ray wait
12:52don't talk to him like that
12:55excuse me
12:57it's okay no no it's not okay i want you to apologize to raymond
13:00apologize for what
13:02for what you just said to him and for all the mean things you've ever said about him
13:05she says mean things about me
13:09oh sure sure she's sweet to your face but as soon as you leave she talks about how your voice
13:14sounds like a wounded cow
13:17but when you run it looks like you're trying to hold the pencil between your cheeks
13:30i'm tired of the way you treat him he's my brother and i'm going to tell you something else joanne
13:35maybe if you just showed a little warmth to people that they wouldn't be so scared of you
13:39and maybe if you just gave me a clue that you still cared about me i wouldn't spend so much
13:43time
13:43hiding out at ray and deborah's and you want to know something else things are gonna have to start
13:48changing around here
13:52i want a divorce
14:05what
14:07oh that felt good i've been waiting for the right time thank you
14:14i'll get that
14:17i'm glad we talked how much time do you think you'll need to get your stuff out of the house
14:22hello raymond hi ma uh listen could you drive me to the mall because i could really use a sweater
14:26okay okay yeah we'll go Saturday no no no no oh hello joanne nice to see you
14:34robbie i made you a butt cake
14:38what's the matter joanne just dumped me
14:47i don't understand yeah you know what ma i'll tell you about it in the car okay it's kind of
14:52chilly
14:52i could really use a sweater i want a sweater joanne dumped you
15:11you
15:13you
15:14you
15:16you never appreciated my robbie could you sweat it you never loved him for the decent delightful boy he is
15:26you never realized how lucky you are to be a part of this wonderful family
15:32i have held my tongue for two years and i have given you every benefit of the doubt that's the
15:40kind of
15:40person i am
15:44the kind of person you are you are an angry pushy manipulative
15:51bitch
16:02you're a creature come on i'm not the one being restrained right now and i'm not the one who
16:08dance topless in atlantic city
16:20that's right i know all about you cinnamon
16:31but as long as my son seemed happy i decided to let him live in blissful ignorance
16:39i knew she was a showgirl ma you knew yes you knew this and you still married her you didn't
16:47tell me
16:51you could have saved money on the bachelor party
16:53oh come on come on come on come on i don't want to hear this kind of thing anymore
17:00someone has to protect his family and i'm through sitting idly by
17:07and as for you
17:13nobody dumps my son you think you're dumping my son okay oh yeah well let me tell you something
17:21my son is dumping you that's right it's time to take out the trash
17:40three minutes ago i was watching cartoons and eating a banana
17:51she's still there no what's scary is i think i just saw a bat fly away
18:06you knew she was a showgirl raymond i hope you're not keeping this kind of a secret about deborah
18:13you mean peppermint
18:23i don't like that raven thank god i live across the street from you
18:30and now
18:33we all need to have a piece of this cake
18:40what do i do now
18:45i'll tell you what you don't do you don't call mom a bitch
18:58oh my god i usually don't get that way do you know how strong maternal instincts are
19:08yeah i know still hurts when it rains
19:15shh here he comes
19:17oh my god did you see who's sitting over there joey
19:22get out of here
19:27do you think she saw me or should i go say hi well what do you know what you don't
19:32have to go
19:32she's a what she's what she's talking about
19:33she's a creature
19:34hi hey hey look at this
19:37hi bobby hi oh what a pleasant surprise
19:46hello how have you been
19:52yeah thanks good yeah good to see you you're looking well
19:58oh what oh amy my girlfriend my girlfriend amy oh nice to meet you hi quite a grip you got
20:04there
20:08so um well i guess i better be getting back to my table there sure sure yeah
20:14uh uh listen um now that i'm back in town it might be fun to to catch up if if
20:20you want um here's my number uh
20:25so uh it was really good to see all of you okay you too take care it was a really
20:31nice surprise
20:40what she went back to her maiden name glots cinnamon glots
20:50joanne joanne glots
20:55biggest mistake of my life
20:57oh it could be worse robert some mistakes last 43 years
21:12i don't see what's wrong with itemizing the bill so we each pay for what we ate yeah all right
21:16it's
21:16just easier to split it up equally dad yes easier for those of you who had appetizers
21:21uh
21:25hey you know what i'll catch up with you i want to check dad's tip you don't tip on the
21:29tax or the liquor
21:32get the car you're drunk
21:55uh
22:07uh
22:09uh
22:09uh
22:10uh
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