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00:03hi daddy hey hi morning hey hey you know I had a dream that you made me pancakes and bacon
00:13and
00:14eggs for breakfast wake up hello family oh hello Officer Barone don't you look handsome why thank
00:28you I just thought I'd stop by to invite you both to be my guests for dinner tonight help me
00:33celebrate
00:34my first day back on the job that's great we would love that and Amy will be joining us she
00:46called me
00:48allegedly to ask for her pink sweater back I can't give that back what are you gonna wear
00:55your blue skirt comical this is very exciting huh yep back with Amy going back to work living in my
01:05own place again I'll tell you things are really moving forward to where they were four months ago
01:12very happy for you Robert thank you
01:21yeah forget it I'm not kissing you good tomato cubby yeah come on yeah give me a little sugar
01:30on
01:54I think he buys me then he gets to kiss me
02:04this is great cake you guys didn't have to do this well partner we wanted to welcome you back
02:09right besides i like cake best bunch of guys in the world oh everybody missed you give me some
02:19frosted it's unbelievable you know it's so good to see somebody enjoying their food for a change
02:27four months with officer doyle what he's a good cop all he ate was protein bars i tried a peanut
02:34butter one once tasted like feet hey if you see a flower shop let's pull in oh you didn't have
02:44to
02:44do that no no i'm taking amy out to celebrate tonight amy after all the times you bounced her
02:52around she's still coming back for more it's very hard for a woman to resist the charms of officer love
03:00two three sergeant two three sergeant investigate 10 10 disorderly use of wazir's candy store 22 south
03:08mcdonald drive see the complainant we copy 10 4 wazir's candy store oh disorderly use that's all i was
03:17hoping your first day back we'd have a homicide oh that's sweet oh hey it's so early yet right
03:30thank goodness you've come i'm officer roseman and this is sergeant barone what seems to be the
03:35trouble see those kids over there one of them stole something what did you see it yes they were
03:41fooling around and that one in the green coat he took something and put it in his posh posh
03:48in his posh posh
03:51i think that's his pocket yes in his posh posh
03:57okay look why don't you take a statement i'll go talk to the kid
03:59sure serge
04:04excuse me
04:09excuse me
04:18hey i was playing that
04:22i gotta ask you a couple questions and i would appreciate your full attention
04:25what'd i do well i don't know yet nice jacket kind of warm for today though what are you the
04:34fashion police
04:47hey what's your problem all right take take it easy just back off
04:52take it you back off man judy why are you hassling me judy could you get over here
04:59ow in a second sarge get over here now
05:05what's wrong i don't know i don't know he's a freak was i talking to you here sit now rinse
05:14your mouth
05:17i can take care of this you gonna be okay i don't know i guess so why don't you go
05:24wait in the car i'll bring you some goobers
05:36marie if the kids come down don't give them any candy now because they didn't eat their dinner
05:40i saw the meatloaf pan in the sink i'm sure they did the best they could
05:49what the hell was that
05:52doorbell
05:52you always had that
06:05why is robert here no he's not here yet
06:08you look fantastic look at those shoes that's very sexy
06:12they're killing me
06:15you see how tiny my feet look
06:20where you been let's go
06:23hi robert
06:24ow ow ow ow
06:28how was your first day back
06:31it was okay
06:33is that what you're wearing to dinner rob
06:35yeah what the hell man
06:37i don't feel like going out tonight
06:39why what's wrong
06:41nothing person doesn't want to eat he doesn't have to eat
06:44that's not true
06:48i thought we were going to celebrate tonight
06:51i bought very uncomfortable shoes
06:54you know i i really don't need this kind of pressure right now
06:58robert what's the matter
06:59nothing nothing just leave me alone
07:06fine
07:08don't want to go out
07:09i understand
07:11what i can't understand is how i can be such an idiot
07:19i'll tell you one thing
07:20i'm returning these damn shoes
07:25robert
07:26what's with all the screaming
07:28you guys aren't even married yet
07:31i didn't scream at her all right
07:32well you weren't nice
07:34just shut up raymond
07:35we don't say shut up robert
07:37well then be quiet ma
07:39oh now
07:40just one minute mister
07:42you do not come into my house
07:44our house
07:45fine
07:47our house
07:50what happened
07:51did you have a bad day at work today
07:53you could say that
07:54well i hope it goes better tomorrow
07:57but this is no excuse for you
07:58it's gonna go better ma
07:59because i quit the force
08:01awww
08:02awww
08:02awww
08:08awww
08:09guess we're not going out
08:12awww
08:15awww
08:16awww
08:17awww
08:18awww
08:28awww
08:29awww
08:30what the hell do you mean you quit
08:32i quit
08:33i'm not a police officer anymore
08:35oh come on you didn't quit
08:36i told my squad this afternoon
08:38but robert you were so excited about going back
08:40i changed my mind
08:42what happened did you skip lunch
08:47you know how cranky you get
08:50that wasn't it ma
08:53judy and i went into this candy store
08:56candy is not a meal
08:59um
09:00what what what happened robert
09:03i had a confrontation with some punk in the candy store and i don't know i just
09:09i got scared
09:11i i was thinking you know what if his friends jump me what if he has a gun
09:17i froze
09:18it's never happened before
09:21is this gonna be in the papers
09:25cause i'm just starting to live down the bull in the ass thing
09:36no dad but thanks for understanding
09:40you know robert that was your first day back you have to give yourself a chance to adjust
09:45you can't adjust to terror
09:48you never know what's out there
09:50i didn't know a bull was gonna come around the corner at me i
09:54i didn't know what the kid had in his posh posh
10:04i know what will make you feel better robbie come over i have some lamp chops
10:10oh yum
10:12bet that comes with the big side of room and board
10:18what are you saying
10:20you got no job you can't pay your rent
10:23here's robbie
10:26oh get another job okay there's lots of things i can do
10:29yeah right
10:31frank
10:32don't frank me
10:33i'm the one who's gonna be shelling out for his feed for the next twenty years
10:37or however long giants live nowadays
10:49i'll help you dear
10:50have you been thinking of anything else you'd like to do dear
10:54i was thinking about getting into telemarketing
10:57oh god no
11:00a friend of mine does very well selling extended appliance warranties over the phone
11:07telemarketing
11:07you think people hate cops
11:14Robert
11:15listen you don't wanna do that
11:17you've always told me how much you love protecting the public
11:20i'll still be protecting the public from faulty appliances
11:24listen look i've thought about this okay
11:26on a good week i can make the same pay as i would on the force
11:30and as a telemarketer i don't even have to leave my apartment
11:33or bathe
11:38all right you know forget it okay
11:41why do i even bother talking to you people
11:43Robert come on you really wanna leave your friends
11:45and your partner and the job you've had your whole life
11:48don't you get it i froze out there man
11:50all right robin robin listen
11:52no you listen okay you all listen
11:55i'm done being a cop
11:57a door closes another one opens
12:01and i'm going through that door
12:04and i'm shutting it behind me
12:08the end
12:12this is awful ray you gotta do something
12:15i know telemarketing
12:16the first people those guys call are their family members
12:23you know he needs to talk to somebody about this
12:26like who they shrink
12:28well what's wrong with that
12:30excuse me but they don't help
12:32they just blame the mother
12:36yeah that can't be yes
12:41no they don't blame anybody they just help you sort things out
12:45how do you know
12:46well because i've been to one
12:48oh really
12:50why would you tell her that
12:55what
12:55what
12:56when i was in college
12:58did you know this before you got married
13:01hey
13:02a girl goes out with me i don't ask questions
13:07Robert's scared
13:08no he needs to get some help
13:10he's gotta face his fears if he doesn't he's not gonna get any better
13:13all right enough
13:15faces fears
13:16so we got a little scared so what
13:19you think i wasn't scared in korea
13:22oh god
13:23we were all scared
13:25we didn't have shrinks
13:27you know what snapped us out of it
13:29fifty thousand screaming chinamen
13:39but dad where's robert gonna get his hands on fifty thousand screaming chinamen
13:53what are you doing i thought we were going to lunch
13:56yeah no we're going for lunch i just thought you know we'd take a walk
13:59walk
14:00what it's a beautiful sunday afternoon
14:02two brothers can't go for a walk on a beautiful sunday afternoon
14:05oh so this is a regular thing now
14:07we're gonna do this every forty years
14:09come on
14:10come on man
14:14how's it going
14:15good let me ask you raymond
14:16is your lettuce wilting before it should
14:19what
14:20how about your dairy products
14:21do you find yourself throwing away the milk before the expiration date
14:25yeah our refrigerator is fine
14:26okay we don't need any of your damn appliance
14:28insurance
14:30perhaps i should talk to the missus
14:32you know how stupid you sound
14:34let me tell you something if this is over the phone
14:36you'd be begging me for this
14:37by the way how is your phone
14:39you guys covered it
14:41i don't care about that
14:43i brought you out here for a reason
14:47we were talking about you after you left
14:49yeah you mean laughing about me
14:50no not as much as you think
14:53deborah said something that kind of makes sense
14:55you're never gonna get better until you
14:57you know face your fears
14:59who says i gotta get better
15:01well i do
15:02and mom and dad and deborah and anyone else
15:05who gets one of your phone calls about their humidifier
15:08humidifiers
15:08left unattended a virtual breed
15:10all right all right enough
15:12we're here
15:12what do you mean we're here
15:15what's that smell
15:20fuzzy acres petting zoo
15:22you're gonna face your fears
15:23i don't have a fear of manure
15:25yeah
15:30oh my god that's him
15:31no no no wait wait wait wait
15:32what is he doing here
15:34judy and i did some research
15:36after you busted up that rodeo
15:37your bull got sentenced to community service here
15:41wanna go see him
15:41no i don't wanna go see him
15:43what are you crazy
15:44you saw what he did to me
15:46i understand you're a little nervous
15:48wanna work your way up
15:50start with a duck
15:53there is absolutely nothing funny about this raymond
15:56listen to me i wouldn't do this
15:57if i didn't think it was good for you
15:58i just want you to see that
16:01he's not a monster you know
16:04the day you two guys met
16:05he was probably all freaked out
16:07he's probably more scared than you were
16:09now look at him
16:11he's just nester
16:12the happy bull
16:15i'm glad he's happy
16:17how is this supposed to help me
16:18come on just go look at him
16:20you were a cop
16:21you told me once about that
16:22victim therapy stuff
16:24so go ahead
16:27confront your attacker
16:33i don't know raymond
16:34this fence doesn't look too sturdy
16:37he seems pretty mellow
16:39you turn around see if he recognizes you
16:44go ahead show him your fuzzy acres
16:46you gonna make jokes
16:47i'm sorry
16:48i'm sorry
16:49sorry good i'll just i'll be upwind
16:51funny man
16:52funny man
17:02me
17:02like
17:05Hmmmical
17:07uh...
17:12how do
17:13you think hey remember
17:17me
17:21You ran into me a few months ago
17:25Actually, it was more than that
17:28You gored me
17:31You ran after me
17:33You caught up with me
17:35And you gored me
17:37Right in the ass
17:41That's right, how wide you do it?
17:43Huh, you damn bull
17:45Robert, Robert, I know
17:46I know we're outside, but inside voice
17:56Look, you
17:58You're probably just going on instinct
17:59But you really screwed things up for me
18:03I got famous because of you
18:05Not the good kind of famous
18:06The kind of famous where people point at your butt and laugh
18:13I was in the hospital
18:14That's right
18:16You had to sit on a special pillow
18:21I don't know where your parents are right now
18:23But how would you like to have to go and live with them for a while?
18:31My father has always been a very insensitive man
18:37And my mother
18:38Well, there's really not enough time
18:40Okay, Robert, you shouldn't be kissing
18:41Robert, you should probably
18:41I want him to know
18:48Hi, Paul
19:10This was the one
19:14It felt even bigger
19:23Hey, you hungry?
19:25I know if I don't eat, I get all cranky
19:29You like that, huh?
19:32Good
19:34Bull
19:38Nester
19:40So, you're Spanish
19:47So, I went to see Nester the Bull
19:53You know, to face my fears
19:55And that went pretty well
19:57In fact, I'm back on the force again
20:00And I'm feeling pretty good
20:03So, I thought I'd come here to face you
20:10Not that I'm afraid of you
20:12But I would really feel better if you blinked
20:20See, I was afraid of us
20:23You know, commitment
20:25And, well, if you feel like giving me a second chance
20:30Or actually a fifth chance
20:34That would really make me happy
20:38Okay?
20:56You're hungry?
21:08And now a message from your local safety council
21:13Hello
21:14I'm Sergeant Robert Barone
21:16Of the New York City Police Department
21:18Now, you may remember me and my friend Nester here
21:21From this little video
21:23That's me
21:25And that's Nester
21:27Not a fun day
21:30Remember
21:30Always be alert when crossing the street
21:33Use crosswalks
21:34And always look in both directions
21:36For oncoming traffic
21:37Before stepping off the curb
21:38Take it from me and Nester
21:40When you're out on the street
21:42Anything can happen
21:43And that's no bull
21:50No.
21:57Sit down.
22:00No.
22:14available
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