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00:04Mrs. Brown, Mrs. Brown, Mrs. Brown, Mrs. Brown,
00:11Mrs. Brown, don't got a thing going on.
00:19Whoa.
00:33I'm in here.
00:35I forgot the owner.
00:37Get out.
00:38What is that?
00:39Out.
00:40You have a mustache.
00:41Out.
00:46Sorry.
00:47Sorry.
00:49Sir.
00:59Ray, why did you walk in on me?
01:02You have a mustache.
01:03What's the matter with you?
01:06You don't even knock?
01:07You have a mustache.
01:08Ray, are you going to barge in on me?
01:11I forgot the odorant.
01:12You have a mustache.
01:15It's not a mustache.
01:16It's a little peach fuzz.
01:17Well, how long have you...
01:19What?
01:20What?
01:20How long have I what, Ray?
01:22Been sporting that.
01:25For as long as you've known me, and for as long as you've known me,
01:28I've bleached it, and it's not a mustache.
01:30Let me look at it.
01:31Would you...
01:32Don't examine me.
01:33You should be apologizing to me.
01:35I'm sorry.
01:36Nature can be cruel.
01:40You just don't walk in on somebody.
01:42You weren't even supposed to be here anymore.
01:44Are you walking on me all the time?
01:45Because you don't close the door.
01:47It's because I have nothing to hide.
01:50Trust me.
01:51You do.
01:55You know, the bathroom was the last place I had any privacy, and now that's gone.
01:59I could build you a tree house.
02:03I never get to be alone.
02:05Never.
02:06You are with me, or the kids are with me, and when the kids are gone, I'm still not alone,
02:10because your parents walk in here all the time.
02:12I mean, you get to leave, you know?
02:14You go to work, and you're alone in your car, in the office, and I just need some time to
02:18my...
02:18What are you smiling about?
02:22I'm just picturing you tying a young girl to the railroad tracks.
02:26I don't have a mustache!
02:27All right!
02:28All right!
02:29Come on.
02:30You want some time alone?
02:31That'll stop the yelling?
02:32Yes, Ray.
02:33All right!
02:34All right!
02:34Let's do it!
02:35What do we do?
02:38Take the kids and do something.
02:40The kids?
02:41That's more yelling.
02:43Yes, Ray.
02:44That's how I get to be alone.
02:45You could take them to the park for an afternoon once in a while.
02:49A whole afternoon?
02:51All right, Ray.
02:52Take them over to your mother's, and she could babysit all of you.
02:57All right.
02:58We'll do it.
02:59We'll do it tomorrow.
03:00Okay?
03:00But you gotta promise to keep up the maintenance on the old soup strainer.
03:08That's all I got.
03:10Except Groucho.
03:11Something about Groucho.
03:13Come on.
03:14Look at the bright side.
03:15The mustache will distract me from the cellulite.
03:28Hey, Ma.
03:28Hi, dear.
03:30Hello, darling.
03:31Can the kids watch a video over here?
03:33Oh, certainly.
03:33Why, your VCR's not working?
03:35No, no, it's working.
03:36I just thought we could come over here and, you know, hang.
03:38Oh, how wonderful.
03:39Come on.
03:41Go watch your videos.
03:44Frank?
03:45The kids are here.
03:46Buckle your pants.
03:51Where's Deborah?
03:53Nowhere.
03:53She's home.
03:54Oh?
03:55Yeah.
03:55She just wanted some time to herself.
03:57Time to herself?
03:58Yeah.
03:59Have you got pudding snacks?
04:01What does that mean, time to herself?
04:04She just wants time to, I don't know, be alone, relax.
04:08Be alone?
04:09Without you?
04:10Without everybody.
04:12I don't like this.
04:15What the hell is wrong with those kids?
04:17They're always sticky.
04:21Deborah wants time away from Raymond.
04:23It's an afternoon, Ma.
04:25It's no big deal.
04:25Oh, but it is.
04:27Raymond, dear, a marriage is about being together, about closeness.
04:37She's right.
04:39What?
04:40It is about closeness.
04:42About how much closeness you can take.
04:46About how close you can get to killing her before you kill yourself.
04:51Well, I did it.
04:54Around the block in 37 minutes.
04:58He beat your record, Marie.
05:02What am I rushing back to?
05:06Raymond, you need to go home and put a stop to Deborah's behavior.
05:09It's not right.
05:11Look, it's an afternoon.
05:12It's nothing, all right?
05:13She just wants time to be alone.
05:16Yeah, when I was married to Joanne, she wanted time alone.
05:18Good.
05:18She used it to pack up and move out.
05:22Raymond, whatever happens, you and I are keeping the children.
05:26Oh, all right.
05:27Will you stop?
05:28That's a credit card statement.
05:30Look for the word U-Haul.
05:33What?
05:35She's probably over there just doing girl stuff.
05:40What kind of girl stuff?
05:43I don't know.
05:44I don't know.
05:44Bubble bath.
05:46Trying on outfits.
05:47Walking around with a book on her head.
05:51Whatever helps you sleep at night, peaches.
05:55Hey, look, I don't care what you think, all right?
05:57You don't have the facts.
06:03Deborah has a mustache.
06:18Do you mean a lover?
06:21Oh, no, no, Mom.
06:23Could you please never say the word lover?
06:26I mean, she's got a lipular forestation.
06:35You know, fuzz thing.
06:38That's all.
06:39She just needs time for that kind of maintenance.
06:43Hey, I don't want to alarm you, son.
06:46But even if she had a big woolly lumberjack beard,
06:49she wouldn't need a whole afternoon.
06:56Raymond, there's something going on.
06:58All right, I don't care what she's doing over there, all right?
07:01I gave her some time alone, and whatever she's doing,
07:04it's all right with me, all right?
07:05I totally understand, so let's just drop it.
07:20It's eating you up alive, isn't it, kid?
07:22No.
07:24No, it isn't.
07:25Where are you going?
07:26I'm going outside, all right?
07:28Huh?
07:28Or do you think you're the king of where I go?
07:31Because you're not, okay?
07:32Nobody is.
07:38Very good, Robin.
07:40Team effort.
07:41No, it isn't.
07:51No, no.
07:54No, no, no.
07:58No, no, no, no.
08:02No, no.
08:05No.
08:07No, no, no, no.
08:28hey Robert yeah what are you doing physical therapy what do you want she she was crying
08:41what Deborah was crying yeah what did you do nothing I just I looked in the window and she was
08:48sitting on the couch crying well I didn't tell you to go spy on her yeah all right I already
08:54got that lecture from the mailman was she watching a sad movie no the TV wasn't even on what's she
09:04crying about what are you asking me for go talk to your wife I can't talk to her now she'll
09:10know that I was looking
09:10in the window looking in the window don't ask her just go back over there and see what's wrong you
09:20know be a husband
09:27yeah yeah yeah she could have done so much better
09:39honey hello yeah hi I'm right here hi hi hey I'm not here you're still alone
09:46that's okay what's up nothing I just came by because my mom wants her big spoon back
09:50yeah you know how she is about that damn big spoon so I'll just
09:54let me get that I'll be on my way then the spoon okay
10:00there it is okay here you go see you later okay
10:06how you doing all right you okay yeah fine okay good good we're good over there too
10:13are you good you're right you didn't like stub your toe or anything
10:19yeah you know that's it's like it's like an expression I made that up it's like when you're
10:24in a play say say break a leg this is like
10:31it's like a small if you were like a small place that doesn't make sense
10:34that's what that's that's what that's what's cool all right let me get the big spoon back
10:39okay
10:58I'll get it she's still crying no no she's fine it was spooky
11:09what are you doing now clinches oh you stopped working your ass for a minute
11:1958 99 100 let that bull try me now I could open a job pickles with this thing
11:33what's going on why why is Debra crying well obviously she's upset she doesn't want you to
11:38know what did you do I don't know I I joked around a little about the old cookie duster that's
11:44all
11:44yeah well maybe you hurt her feelings no she was a little annoyed she it was two days ago and
11:51she
11:51made a hundred jokes about my big nose okay it's over all right other than the crying has she been
11:56acting differently no no she's been acting normal oh no what acting normal what if the what if the
12:08the whole thing's an act what if the crying is real and all the rest is an act you know
12:12the whole oh you're
12:14a wonderful husband ray oh we have such a happy life ray I love you ray bye ray I hate
12:21ray
12:26I could see that it makes sense it makes sense she's always complaining about me I fall asleep with
12:34the TV on I don't help out around the house she bought me that expensive mouthwash I never use it
12:39right she can't take it anymore that's not it but I don't want to lie to you a couple minutes
12:45with the
12:45mouthwash would be time well spent she thinks I'm a lousy bad-breathed husband it's not like never
12:55didn't know what she was getting yeah all right but after ten years now she's sick of it but but
13:02she
13:02could tell me she could talk to me she tells me everything else why she's sitting there crying I feel
13:10for
13:10you a cubby
13:22hi honey hi all right let me let me get that okay I got it no I want to put
13:29that away for you let me do
13:30this I want to help out around you let me put the laundry away where's it go
13:41just let me do it please okay what's the matter with you oh nothing just trying to pitch in that's
13:48all how are you
14:00that's nice huh smells minty trying to prove to me you haven't been drinking
14:09sorry I've been kind of jerky the last couple years
14:14who said you were jerky you don't have to say it
14:19I know
14:21what do you mean though
14:22but you don't have to hide your feelings I know why you cry
14:27what are you talking about were you watching me today
14:34it's okay oh my god ray I tell you I need privacy so you spy on me
14:40it's not spying if you love the person
14:45that's what peeping Tom's saying look that's not the point you you you regret your life with me
14:51do not oh don't insult me okay come on we both know that I'm lazy I don't help out with
14:58the kids and
14:59and until recently my breath has been questionable
15:03you know now I almost hope you've been drinking
15:06come on look I'm trying to make an effort here
15:08yeah why don't you try not spying on me
15:10if you thought I was a better husband I wouldn't have to spy on you
15:14you are an egomaniac
15:16what
15:17you think everything's about you my crying had nothing to do with you
15:21you want to know why I was crying
15:22because I was in the mood
15:24in the mood
15:25yeah that's right
15:26I just felt like it it's cathartic
15:30all right we have to get a dictionary for in here
15:36you know that commercial where the little kids making soup for his sister and how every time it comes on
15:41I get all choked up
15:41yeah
15:42okay I like that
15:44sometimes I just like to cry it's like a release
15:47so you saw the soup commercial this afternoon
15:50no I was just in the mood and I made myself cry
15:54how do you do that
15:56I take my mascara off and sometimes I put on a sad song and I make a crying phase and
16:02it just comes out
16:07what song
16:08theme from ice castles
16:12really
16:13yes I was having a good cry that's all it is
16:17you know haven't you ever heard of you know somebody singing the blues
16:20blues
16:21all of a sudden you're this old
16:23blues singing guy with a mustache
16:34see that's why I wanted alone time today because obviously this isn't something I can explain to you
16:39okay so you cry because I'm stupid
16:43I eat ice cream because you're stupid
16:49I just don't like you crying
16:53Ray listen here come here just sit down
16:57okay
16:58I just
17:00I don't know how I can explain this to you
17:02I want you to understand but I just like doing it
17:05it makes me feel good
17:09okay
17:11what haven't you ever just felt like crying
17:14yeah when something happens you know when I slam my finger in a car door
17:18I mean I'm a human being but I don't like to cry
17:22I don't schedule time to cry
17:24maybe you should
17:25maybe that would be good for you
17:27I'll get my calendar and put teardrops on Wednesday
17:31okay Ray okay
17:32you know what
17:33I want you to just give you something to think about okay
17:35just look at me
17:36what
17:37look at me
17:37look at me
17:39I just want you to feel some honest emotions
17:42and then let's see how you do with that
17:45alright
17:47okay
17:49the night Allie was born
17:51remember that
17:52it was this really long labor
17:54and you were so worried about it
17:56and then
17:56and then she came
17:58and oh my god
17:59she was just
18:00so beautiful
18:01and the doctor handed her to you
18:04and he said
18:06here's your daughter
18:16you are a monster
18:18I'm not a monster
18:19I'm just
18:20okay then I cried
18:21but you're trying to
18:22you're trying to manufacture this thing
18:24and you're making that
18:25that face
18:26it's just
18:28it's
18:29it's funny
18:29it's fine
18:30it's funny
18:30it's fine Ray
18:31alright
18:31I feel good though
18:32I do
18:33maybe you should schedule time for laughing
18:36okay
18:38how about the time you were in the fifth grade
18:39and you came home
18:40you found out your parents gave your dog away
18:43that's not funny
18:45how did that make you feel?
18:46shut up
18:52how'd you feel about that Ray?
18:54huh?
18:54what was your dog's name?
18:56Shamsky number one
18:57wasn't it?
19:00I gave your dog away
19:02I gave your dog away
19:02I gave your dog away
19:08hey
19:14if you hit me I'll cry if you hit me
19:17come on
19:20what
19:20alright so I didn't cry
19:21what's the big deal?
19:22you know just forget it Ray
19:23I mean I'm trying to get you to understand something
19:26but I guess it doesn't matter
19:28alright how about this
19:29I got a great idea for tomorrow
19:32since you like to be alone and cry
19:35and my mom likes to be with the kids
19:38and I happen to like golf
19:44I have a better idea
19:47remember how you wanted to help me with the laundry earlier?
19:50uh oh
19:54there's two more loads downstairs
19:56oh honey honey listen
19:57and then you need to go to your folks house
19:58and get the kids
19:59and take them shoe shopping
20:00oh my god
20:01what happened?
20:03no come on
20:03we were just talking here
20:05I like that
20:06I like that you want to be a better husband
20:07yeah but I want to do it gradually
20:09come on how about
20:09how about
20:10I'll let you cry and I won't even look in the window
20:12and keep using that mouthwash
20:14oh come on
20:15this hasn't worked out well
20:17oh
20:17I think it's worked out very well
20:19he he he he
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21:02he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
21:04he
21:04What's mine now
21:08Finding out what's true
21:13Since I've found you
21:20Looking through the eyes of love
21:27Of love
21:30I can take the time
21:34I can see my love
21:45The face is the ghost
21:47The soul is the ghost
21:49The face is the ghost
21:51The soul is the ghost
21:53He met mama like
21:55The soul
21:56The soul is the ghost
21:59The soul is the ghost
21:59But I can see my love
22:01Did you taste that ghost
22:05I can see my love
22:37G-G-G-G-G-G-I-Y-A
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