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Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 10
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00:27Desperate Housewives
00:54Desperate Housewives
01:00Like most well-bred women
01:01George is dead. He committed suicide last night at the hotel
01:05Brie had something to hide
01:07Oh, um…. Well, um… It was very good of you to tell me in person. Truly.
01:18Actually, uh, there's more.
01:23More?
01:26Do you recognize this?
01:29Those are my panties.
01:31How did you...
01:32We assume Mr. Williams stole them.
01:35Where did you find them?
01:37Mr. Williams had a room filled with, um, unsavory items.
01:43It was like a shrine.
01:44Unsavory items?
01:46Well, what does that mean?
01:47You don't want to know.
01:49Just so you're aware, the Daily Tribune is starting to sniff around this story.
01:52The editor's a good friend of mine.
01:53I'm pretty sure I can quash it.
01:55But you might want to tell your family what's going on, just in case.
02:01What is that?
02:02I am so sorry.
02:03You weren't supposed to see that much.
02:05Get that out of here.
02:06No, wait.
02:08Is that supposed to be me?
02:14Well, it's hard to say.
02:16I don't understand.
02:17I mean, what would George be doing with a life-size doll?
02:25Oh, dear Lord.
02:27Go ahead.
02:27Oh, hold it.
02:28What are you going to do with that?
02:30Well, until we close the file on Mr. Williams, she's considered evidence.
02:34We'll have to take her back to the station.
02:35I am so sorry about this, Mrs. Vandicamp.
02:38I know how difficult all this must be.
02:44Don't you worry about me, Detective Barton.
02:47I will be just fine.
02:49Yes, there were many ways to tell that Brie was a lady.
02:53But the surest was to watch how she maintained her dignity in even the most undignified of situations.
03:10It's a story as old as time itself, the return of the prodigal son.
03:19And no matter how many times it's repeated
03:23Or how the details might vary
03:30Or how the names might change
03:33The story always ends the same way
03:40In the tender embrace of a loving father
03:53Susan Meyer told me she gave you some money to go to Utah
03:56Yeah, I had no idea where to look for you, though
03:59And then the money started to run out
04:00So I thought that maybe you'd come back here
04:02You're a smart kid
04:04Can I ask you something?
04:06Of course, anything
04:11Well, when you left town
04:13Mrs. Tillman said that my real mother was a junkie from Utah
04:22That's right
04:24So
04:27It was my dad
04:34I don't know
04:35It could have been anyone
04:47Thanks for the faucet
04:49This leak is driving me crazy
04:51What do I owe you?
04:52Oh, there's no rush
04:53Just pay me where I install it
04:55Hey there
04:58Have you seen today's paper?
04:59No, not yet
05:02There's a follow-up on that guy you caught last week
05:04Police seek help in identifying the mystery vagrant
05:08They don't know the man's name yet?
05:10They're not even sure that he knows how to talk
05:11I think they're going to hold him in the psych ward until they figure out who he is
05:16Well, I will certainly rest easier knowing that he's not roaming around our neighborhood
05:21See ya
05:24Thanks again for the faucet
05:26Sure
05:33What are we going to do about Caleb?
05:36Obviously, we are going to go and get him
05:50Where are my cuffs?
05:51Bottom drawer
05:55So when do I tell people you'll be back?
05:57Couple, maybe three days
06:04What the hell's this?
06:06It's the ball gag
06:06I thought you wanted it
06:08We do not recycle ball gags
06:11Take a look at the teeth marks
06:13It's gross
06:17I'd like to think that we're better than that
06:21Hey, Monroe
06:22You sure you don't want any help?
06:24The guy's dangerous
06:27He's a half-wit, Jerry
06:29If I can handle you
06:30I can handle him
06:35So he poisoned Rex?
06:38Sweet little George Williams
06:40Well, it turns out he wasn't so sweet after all
06:43Anyway, there's a chance that some of this may wind up in the paper
06:46So I wanted you to hear it from me first
06:48Brie, I'm so sorry
06:50Yeah, like you haven't been through enough
06:53God, and he's our pharmacist
06:55It's enough to turn you holistic
06:57I know this sounds awful
06:58But I'm kind of glad the guy's dead
07:00Oh, I hope that little creep suffered
07:04Well, we'll never know
07:11That's Andrew back from Camp Hennessy
07:13I gotta go
07:14Does he know yet?
07:16He hasn't got a clue
07:17How do you think he's gonna react?
07:20Alright
07:21What the hell's going on?
07:22I know you didn't take me out of kid jail for my health
07:28I'll get back to you later
07:37So are the police sure?
07:39Yeah
07:40They found data in George's personal computer
07:44And also records at his pharmacy
07:45That pretty much proves that he was poisoning your father
07:49Did they say why he killed him?
07:54Well, the detective seems to think he was trying to get your father out of the way
07:58So he could marry me
08:04Honey, please use your coaster
08:06That's gonna leave a ring
08:07My father was murdered because of you
08:10So as far as I'm concerned
08:11You no longer get to tell me what to do
08:13Andrew, that is not fair
08:15You brought that psycho into our house
08:17You sat him down on our table
08:19Just how fair do you expect me to be?
08:21Andrew, George Williams fooled a lot of people
08:23Yeah, well, he didn't fool me
08:26Andrew, I'm not trying to minimize
08:27My part in this
08:28Believe me, I hate myself for what's happened
08:31Good
08:33Now we have something in common
08:36Oh, by the way
08:37I'm gonna call my friend Justin
08:38And have him come over and spend the night tonight
08:41Justin?
08:42Is he a friend of yours from school or church?
08:44What kind of friend is he?
08:47The real good kind
08:53Andrew, it is inappropriate for you to have somebody over
08:56You just got home
08:58Like I said
08:59You don't get to tell me what to do anymore
09:10You came
09:11Did I have a choice?
09:13Well, sure
09:14Because at the hospital
09:15You sounded like you were fully prepared to blackmail me
09:18Into having some kind of a relationship with you
09:20That was just the heat of the moment
09:22And once you get to know me
09:23You'll understand that I am not the kind of person
09:25Who could ever, ever resort to blackmail
09:27Well, I wish you'd made that clear in the hospital
09:30Could have saved me a trip
09:33Sorry, are you coming in?
09:34Well, I got a lunch hour to kill
09:42That was my first Halloween
09:43I was two
09:44What do you think I am?
09:46I don't know
09:47Oh, come on
09:48Just guessed
09:48You can tell
09:49Uh, a homeless person?
09:52No, Addison
09:53I'm a chicken
09:54See, those are feathers hanging around
09:56Oh
09:56I thought that was supposed to be trash
10:00Uh, look
10:01Are we done here?
10:03You haven't even finished your coffee
10:05I've got to get back to work
10:07Oh, well, we haven't even finished the high school years
10:10I wanted to show you this one
10:11This was from the father-daughter dance
10:13I had to take my mother's hairstylist
10:17What do you want from me, Susan?
10:21Well, I just want to share more than our DNA
10:24I wanted to have a relationship with you
10:28None of this means anything to you
10:33I'll take the hobo picture
10:35Actually, it was...
10:37Fine
10:40What's this?
10:41Our company insurance policy
10:42You ever bother to read it?
10:43I'm going to say no, but don't tell
10:45We have daycare, Ed
10:47Daycare
10:48Do you realize that since we fired half the staff
10:51You and I have barely left the building
10:53My kids are forgetting who I am
10:55I hear you
10:55I have a 17-month-old who I haven't actually seen awake in weeks
10:58See?
10:59All we need is a minimum participation of, uh...
11:0516 kids
11:06My kids, your baby
11:08Sally in accounting has three
11:10That new guy in human resources has two
11:12And we hit the mother load with the Mormon receptionist
11:14She just popped out number six
11:16There, 16
11:1715, my wife won't do it
11:19Well, maybe if I talk to her
11:20No, I'm telling you
11:21This daycare thing is a non-starter
11:23Fran won't even let anyone else hold the baby
11:25Well, she won't just take some time off for a couple hours?
11:28Lynette
11:29If I hadn't cut that umbilical cord with my own two hands
11:32I swear they would still be attached
11:36But if you want to try
11:38More power to you
11:48You...
11:49What the hell did you do with my husband?
11:52Please restrain yourself, Gabrielle
11:53You're in a house of God
11:54Tell me where he is
11:57Everywhere, of course
11:59Not God
12:00My husband
12:02Gabby
12:03What are you doing here?
12:04I was just about to ask you the same thing
12:06You were supposed to meet me at the spa
12:07I was just helping Sister Mary with the mailings for the fundraiser
12:10The church is about to send a relief team to Botswana to help with the drought
12:15That's your excuse?
12:16We missed side-by-side water massages
12:18I had to book them weeks in advance
12:21Okay, you missed a massage
12:22It's unfortunate, but there are people dying in Botswana
12:26There are going to be people dying in this church
12:28If you don't wipe that patronizing look off your face
12:31What is your problem?
12:34Sister Mary, will you excuse us, please?
12:37Certainly
12:41We are supposed to be working on our marriage, Carlos
12:44But we can't do that as long as our lady of perpetual stick up her butt
12:47Has you worrying about thirsty orphans
12:50You're blaming Sister Mary for the tension in our marriage
12:53She wants us fighting
12:54She wants you to get tired of me and walk out so she can have you all to herself
12:58That's crazy, she's a nun
12:59She may wear a habit and the beads
13:02But at the end of the day, she is still a woman, just like me
13:05And I know what I'm capable of
13:07She is a woman
13:10But she is nothing like you
13:15Carlos, where are you going?
13:19Carlos!
13:24Lieutenant Gabrielle, perhaps you should think about getting a massage
13:36Hi, Susan, it's Addison. Are you there?
13:39Hi, hi, yeah, I'm here
13:41Good, you're home
13:43Uh-huh, what's up?
13:45You know you were saying you wanted to be part of my life?
13:47Yeah
13:48I'm at the police station
13:49I need you to come bail me out
13:53Solicitation? You were arrested for solicitation?
13:56It was entrapment
13:57I'm the victim here
13:58But you were with a prostitute
14:00Apparently not
14:01I asked her three times, are you a cop?
14:04They gotta tell you, but she didn't say boo
14:06I thought this was America
14:09Addison, you just got caught paying for sex
14:11Now is not the time to wrap yourself in the flag
14:13Don't give me that look
14:14It wasn't my fault
14:15I'm sorry, I was trying to pick up a hooker not your fault
14:19I was at the store
14:20I was working on my computer
14:21And then, you know, they have these ads
14:23They pop up on the screen
14:25And they ask if you want to have a hot date
14:27When he gets the fellow worked up
14:30Can't you just go home and have sex with your wife
14:32Like a normal person?
14:34She's a 68-year-old woman
14:36That bell stopped ringing for me years ago
14:38Oh my God, stop, right now
14:41I'm gonna go pay this thing
14:49So, uh, am I off the hook now?
14:52What?
14:53This whole father-daughter thing
14:56We're done, right?
14:59Thursday
15:00Coffee at 2
15:01Be on time
15:01Don't take this the wrong way
15:03But are you dim?
15:05Okay
15:05I didn't exactly love what I found out about you today
15:08But the goal was to learn
15:11Not to judge
15:15I bring the coffee
15:16That crap you made burnt a hole in my stomach
15:43This is Tunde
15:44He lost both his parents to this drought
15:47In fact, water is always scarce in Botswana
15:50The national currency is called the Pula
15:52Or a raindrop
15:53Hello, Gabrielle
15:54What brings you here?
15:55I'm concerned about the drought in Kenya
15:58Botswana
16:00Yeah
16:01And you?
16:02Well, I'm organizing this relief trip
16:04We leave in a week
16:05Bon voyage, father
16:08I'm not going myself
16:09We had to scale back our relief efforts this year
16:11Even had to cut a few of the aid workers from the trip
16:14Sister Mary, Sister Greta were so disappointed
16:19Sister Mary was going on the trip?
16:22No, Sister Mary always goes
16:23For at least a few months
16:25But when our funding came up short
16:26She graciously offered to step aside
16:28Said there's plenty of God's work to do here
16:33I bet she did
16:39How much cash are you short, father?
16:43We plan to set up a modern system of irrigation
16:46I'm sorry to interrupt, Sister Mary
16:48But I have an announcement
16:49I have just received the donation of $8,000
16:54Which means that Sister Mary and Sister Greta
16:57Will be able to join our relief trip to Botswana
17:04It just goes to show
17:06Angels are everywhere
17:19Hi
17:20I'm here to see Lynette Scavo
17:22Oh, hi
17:23Excuse me
17:24Hi
17:24I'm Lynette
17:25You must be Fran
17:26Yeah, hi
17:26Ed said you needed to talk to me
17:28I couldn't imagine
17:29About what?
17:30Oh, well
17:31Come on to my office
17:34You want me to put my daughter in daycare?
17:37But I'm a stay-at-home mom
17:38I'm not suggesting that you sign her up for all day
17:42Maybe just a couple of hours in the afternoon
17:45Wouldn't that be great?
17:46Have some time to yourself
17:48Relax
17:49Unwind
17:50I don't need to unwind
17:51I love taking care of little Mindy
17:54Oh, of course
17:56Of course, but we all have days when we're starting to lose it
18:01Wouldn't it be nice to have someplace to take her before you want to strangle her?
18:08I cherish every moment I spend with her
18:10Truly
18:13Really?
18:15Yeah
18:17Look
18:18I'm gonna level with you
18:20Parcher and Murphy can't have a daycare center unless we have at least 16 kids
18:25And without little Mindy, we only have 15
18:29Well, that's not my problem
18:30Um, okay, okay
18:35I just thought I'd give it a shot
18:38Well, I wish I could help you, but I can't
18:42Okay
18:49Lynette?
18:50Yeah
18:50Can I ask you something?
18:52Yeah
18:53Why did you have kids if you weren't gonna raise them?
18:57Excuse me?
18:58Well, I just don't understand women who say they want to be mothers
19:02But then hand their kids over to glorified babysitters
19:08I work because my family needs me to
19:10Oh, dear, I've upset you
19:12And that wasn't my intention
19:15I bet
19:17Make no mistake, I'm a good mother
19:20That's the difference between us
19:22I couldn't settle for being a good mother
19:25I want to be a great one
19:29Bye-bye
19:33Bye-bye
19:38Oh, hi, Alberta, how are you?
19:50Were you the one that sent out those neighborhood watch pamphlets?
19:53I was wondering if maybe you had any extra copies
19:56Or I'll just borrow one from somebody else
19:59Thanks
20:14Yep, looks like Carol's penmanship
20:16This is ridiculous
20:17What does she think?
20:18We're having an affair?
20:19Well, she probably saw you drop me off yesterday
20:21And she assumed the worst
20:23Well, now you're gonna have to tell her the truth
20:24Oh, no, no, no
20:26I'd catch holy hell
20:27Oh, so you want me to catch it for you?
20:29I mean, you yourself said she's crazy
20:31I don't want to wake up tomorrow morning
20:32And find my tires slashed
20:36All right
20:37I'll talk to her
20:46Hello, Edie
20:47Do you have something you'd like to say?
20:49No
20:50That pretty much says it all
21:06Sister Mary
21:08What a lovely surprise
21:09Well, I couldn't leave without saying goodbye, Gabrielle
21:12Oh, that's so sweet
21:14I'm really gonna miss you
21:16I'm sure not half as much as you're gonna miss your husband
21:20Huh?
21:21Don't freak out
21:23I'm going to Botswana
21:24What?
21:25Sister Mary needs a companion
21:28What happened to Sister Greta?
21:30I was gonna go with Sister Greta
21:31But the region is so volatile
21:33I decided I'd feel much safer with a male companion
21:35Carlos, you can't do this
21:37You can't just go to Africa
21:40Honey, I'm only gonna be gone for two months
21:43This journey is important for me
21:45I want to be one of God's soldiers
21:49And you will be one, Carlos
21:51After you see the devastation over there
21:53You're never the same
21:54You see how selfish your old life is
21:57And you just want to get rid of everything that reminds you of it
22:01Oh, gosh
22:02I should get going and start packing
22:04We leave in less than a week
22:05I should probably send a thank you letter to my parole officer
22:08He's being a real mensch about this
22:15I may be a Catholic
22:16But I am so not above slapping a nun
22:21Go ahead
22:23Do it
22:25Just make sure you hit hard enough to leave a mark
22:31Yeah
22:33I didn't think so
22:40Kiss the kids goodnight and I'll see them in the morning
22:42Okay, yeah
22:43I love you too
22:44Bye-bye
22:48I'm sorry about the daycare thing, Lynette
22:50But Fran hardly ever lets me hold a kid
22:52You know, since day one
22:54All I ever got was support the head
22:56Support the head
22:56I think I know how to support a damn baby head
23:03Let's just do this
23:05I don't want to be here all night
23:11You're Mindy's father
23:13You have a right to spend time with her
23:15I know, but what can I do?
23:17You could stand up to Fran
23:19If you don't, you'll just become more resentful
23:22She'll get nuttier
23:24And without a father figure
23:26Poor Mindy will grow up to be a stripper
23:29A stripper?
23:30There's science to back that up
23:37You know what?
23:39You go ahead and push the button on this daycare thing, Lynette
23:41And count Mindy in
23:43Yeah
23:44I'll handle Fran
23:46You're doing the right thing, Ed
23:48For little Mindy
24:04Dude, what if your mom walks in?
24:06She won't
24:07You don't know that
24:10Let's just wait till everybody's asleep
24:14Seriously
24:15I'll make it worth your while
24:20You better
24:26Probably she would walk in on us
24:29Just to see the expression on her face
24:34God, I hate her so much
24:37Still though, she's your mother
24:40Don't you sort of have to love her?
24:43Last year, when she found out that I like guys
24:46She freaked out
24:49She said that if I didn't change, I'd be going straight to hell
24:54So, since I knew that I couldn't change
24:57It suddenly hit me that
24:59One day, my own mother was going to stop loving me
25:04So, I decided to stop loving her first
25:07That way, it wouldn't hurt so bad
25:10She didn't know what she was saying
25:13Yes, she did
25:15So, now she's got to be punished
25:18How are you going to punish her?
25:21One day, she'll slip up
25:24And I'll have something against her
25:27And when that happens
25:29I'm going to take her down so hard, she'll never get back up
25:33It'd take you a while to get something on her
25:36That's okay
25:38I don't mind waiting for the things that I want
25:55Lynette
25:55Hey, look who's here
25:57Hey
25:59You know, the daycare room won't be ready until next week at the earliest
26:02If I'd waited, I'd have lost my nerve
26:04I had a window
26:06Fran was in the shower, so I just grabbed the baby and ran
26:09You took the baby without telling Fran?
26:12I refused to be bullied by that woman
26:14You were right
26:15Mindy is my daughter
26:16I wanted to spend time with her
26:17I have that right
26:18Um, Ed, the lobby just called
26:20And your wife's on her way up
26:22And she seems pretty angry
26:24Oh, man
26:26Here, hold Mindy
26:28Oh
26:29Let me handle this
26:31Oh, I was planning to
26:38I thought Mindy had been kidnapped
26:40I left a sticky note
26:41I wasn't looking for a sticky note, Ed
26:43I was looking for my missing child
26:44She's my child, too, and she's staying here
26:47Just a few hours a day
26:48You have to remain
26:49No, I made a decision
26:52Yeah? Okay, watch me make a decision
26:55I'm done with this marriage
26:56I'm taking my baby
26:57And I'm getting on a plane to Pittsburgh
26:58You wouldn't dare
26:59You think you miss Mindy now?
27:01Wait till we're living with my mother
27:03I'll fight you on this
27:04Yeah, try me
27:04As Lynette saw her dreams of daycare
27:07About to board a plane to Pittsburgh
27:09A baby needs her mother
27:09You're crazy, you know that?
27:11Yeah, I'm crazy to think that you understood
27:13She decided this flight
27:15Would have to be grounded
27:17You don't scare me
27:18Oh, oh
27:19What the hell is she doing?
27:22Open up, give me my baby
27:23Good thinking, Lynette
27:24I am not on your side, Ed
27:25You're not?
27:26No, I am on Mindy's side
27:28She is the one caught in the middle
27:30And I'm not letting you two have her
27:31Until you calm down
27:33I want my damn child
27:35Lynette, I have Tom online, too
27:37Pat, can you see here
27:39I'm holding a baby hostage?
27:41I will call back
27:43All right, that's it
27:44I'm calling the police
27:45Oh, for God's sakes
27:46Lynette's not gonna hurt the baby
27:48No, and you're gonna get her back
27:50A whole lot faster
27:51If you will just listen to me
27:52Okay?
27:53Listen?
27:54And you?
27:55All right, good
27:56So, first of all, Ed
27:58Stealing the baby
27:59Was really stupid
28:00Thank you
28:01You're welcome
28:02You need to find a better way
28:03To communicate with your wife
28:05And Fran
28:06I know what the pressure
28:08Of trying to be a super parent
28:10Does to your head
28:11You can take a break
28:12And be a great mom
28:14Doesn't this little sweetheart
28:17Deserve a well-rested mommy?
28:22Well, I guess the pressure
28:24Does get to me a little
28:26It's okay to admit that
28:28This is communication
28:30This is good
28:33Why don't you guys go down to the lobby
28:36Talk it out over some coffee
28:39What about Mindy?
28:40We've got daycare
28:47We've got daycare
29:10Hi
29:11I called earlier
29:13From the spiritual outreach program
29:14Hi
29:15Piano player, right?
29:17This is so generous of you
29:18There it is
29:20It's not exactly a concert grand
29:23I should warn you
29:25On the whole
29:26Our patients are
29:27Generally unresponsive
29:28So I hope you don't expect
29:29A lot of clapping
29:31Miss Delaney
29:32I find
29:34When the spiritual rewards
29:35Are this great
29:36Who needs applause?
29:39Excuse me
30:08Did Addison talk to you?
30:10About me
30:13I guess not
30:14He's a married man
30:16What's wrong with you?
30:18No, wait, wait
30:18It's not what you think
30:20He hasn't touched me for three years
30:21You've crossed me
30:22Oh, oh, much
30:23Much like you
30:25If you would just stop
30:26Throwing things at me
30:27I'll explain
30:28How
30:29How
30:29You're screwing my husband
30:32No, I'm not screwing him
30:34He's my father
30:40I'm so sorry
30:42I thought you should know
30:43But he didn't want to tell you
30:46I want to die
30:48Oh, no
30:49I do
30:49Oh, Carol
30:50You don't have to clean that up
30:52They have clerks for that
30:54How old are you?
30:56I'm 38
30:59We've been married 39 years
31:02It's been going on from the start
31:06Believe me, I didn't want to hurt anyone
31:07I just wanted to find my dad
31:11I'm glad you did
31:13But you be careful, sweetheart
31:17He's going to break your heart
31:32Andrew, I made an appointment with a therapist
31:34For you, me, and Danielle
31:36I don't think so
31:37This pain that you're feeling
31:39Is completely natural
31:40But it's not going to go away
31:42Until you deal with it
31:44Andrew
31:46I want us to heal
31:47I want us to be a family again
31:48You know what I want?
31:51I want for George Williams
31:52To walk through that door
31:54So I can take a knife
31:55And plunge it into his heart
31:58I want the pharmacist to pay
31:59For what he did to my father
32:00Well, the good news is
32:02He's dead
32:04He committed suicide
32:06His death was on his terms
32:08That's not justice
32:11So are you saying
32:12If he were
32:14Executed
32:14That it would be easier
32:16For you to get past this?
32:18Of course
32:29George
32:33Didn't intend to commit suicide
32:39He was trying to manipulate me
32:41Into taking him back
32:42And
32:44He swallowed those pills
32:45Hoping that I'd feel sorry for him
32:48He just assumed that I would call an ambulance
32:54When I got there
32:55When I got there
32:55He was already slipping away
32:59I tried to get him to
33:00Accept responsibility for what he'd done
33:07But he wouldn't
33:09So what'd you do?
33:12Nothing
33:17I just sat there and
33:20Let him die
33:22Oh my god
33:26He didn't die on his terms, Andrew
33:30He paid for what he did to your father
33:40Thank you for telling me this
34:01Thank you for telling me this
34:11Okay, how are you doing?
34:15Okay, how are you doing?
34:18Okay, how are you doing?
34:45Okay, nice
35:46You can leave us alone.
35:49I've spent a lot of time looking for Zach.
35:51And you know why.
35:52Maybe I'm not making myself clear.
35:54You come near my son, I'll go to the police.
35:57I'll tell him what happened out in that quarry.
35:59You do that and we'll both go down.
36:02Well, you know I'm capable of almost anything.
36:07Hey, I thought you'd like to know.
36:09Zach and I are moving away.
36:11I want to give my son a shot at a normal life.
36:14I'm sure he'll agree it's for the best.
36:16Now see, this is where you and I don't see eye to eye.
36:19For Zach's sake, I'll keep quiet.
36:22For now.
36:23But you're not taking him away.
36:25If I see a for sale sign in front of that house, I'll call the police.
36:30I'm capable of pretty much anything myself.
36:46The doctor's going to give you a full workup.
36:48Then we'll start the inoculations.
36:50Make sure you fill out everything and the nurse will take you back.
36:55Boy, Sister Mary's done a number on you.
36:58Right.
36:59Yes, right.
37:00She has you flying halfway across the world to help the poor.
37:03And there's perfectly good poor right here.
37:05For God's sakes, give a buck to a homeless guy.
37:08It's not the same.
37:09No, it's better.
37:10Because you can do it in the comfort of your own car.
37:12The point is not to be comfortable, Gabby.
37:15It's about easing pain and suffering.
37:18I'm trying to be a better person here.
37:20Now you can either help me or you can get out of the way.
37:23But you can't stop me.
37:25Carlos Solis?
37:27Come with me, please.
37:30Finish that for me.
37:38Here.
37:40He didn't fill out the allergy section.
37:42Honey, he's going to a remote village in Africa.
37:45Does it really matter that he's allergic to eggs?
37:47Actually, yes.
37:48Eggs are on the list.
37:49He could have a severe reaction to the yellow fever vaccine.
37:52Then he won't be getting out of bed, let alone leaving the country.
37:56Really?
37:58Oh, don't write that down.
38:00I wasn't being specific.
38:02He's allergic to fish eggs.
38:05Fish eggs?
38:06Poor baby's gone his whole life without caviar.
38:09Now that's suffering.
38:13All right, Doc.
38:14Give me all you got.
38:21It's so hot in this village.
38:23Baby, that's the fever talking.
38:26The doctor said you're having an allergic reaction, but you're going to be fine, okay?
38:31Hold me.
38:34Honey, I'm so sorry.
38:39Ugh, maybe that stupid nun is right.
38:42Maybe I am trying to stop you from becoming a better person.
38:46It's just that I love you the way you are.
38:52Greedy, selfish, and insensitive.
38:54Just scared if you're not those things anymore, you're going to wake up one day and realize I still am.
39:02And then you won't want me.
39:05I want you.
39:06Just hold me.
39:10Oh, Carlos.
39:13Hold me.
39:18Sister Mary.
39:28Painting in the rain?
39:30Is that smart?
39:31Well, let me see.
39:32Painting in the rain or we're letting the whole world think I'm a whore?
39:35I don't know.
39:36What do you think?
39:38Heard you ran into my wife.
39:40Yep.
39:42So?
39:43So you are hereby released of any further obligation to be my dad.
39:49Okay.
39:50Just so you know, I'm not actually proud of what I've done.
39:56You know, my hobbies.
39:58Good for you.
40:00Bye.
40:03I have done things I'm proud of.
40:05I could give you five examples right now.
40:09Okay, maybe three.
40:12You don't have to do this.
40:16I was a volunteer fireman.
40:18I put out fires.
40:19I got kittens out of trees.
40:20The whole nine yards.
40:22Sweet.
40:25About 20 years ago, I started a foundation to protect wild horses.
40:29I probably saved hundreds of them.
40:32Really?
40:34I'm full of surprises.
40:38Okay.
40:40One more?
40:43I wasn't exactly thrilled when you walked back into my life.
40:48But now that I've met you,
40:51well, you gave me a third thing to be proud of.
40:56That was a good one.
40:59That's why I saved it for last.
41:04I had to spend some time working on my marriage.
41:07When that's all sorted out,
41:09maybe we could continue with the catching up?
41:17I'll wait for your call.
41:28The stories are as old as time itself.
41:34The prodigal son who returns home to the father who forgives him.
41:41The jealous wife who tricks the husband who trusts her.
41:49The desperate mother who risks everything for the child who needs her.
41:57And the faithless husband who hurts the wife who loves him so deeply.
42:05Why do we listen again and again?
42:09Because these are the stories of family.
42:12And once we look past the fighting, pain, and the resentment,
42:18we occasionally like to remind ourselves,
42:23there is absolutely nothing more important.
42:28I want you to bring it to the baby
42:28and I love you to bring you too.
42:29I'm a bunny bunny bunny bunny.
42:32Hi.
42:33Hi.
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