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00:02Kisses are such simple things we hardly notice them.
00:05But if we paid more attention, we'd see that each kiss conveys a meaning all its own.
00:12For example, some can say, I'm so happy to see you.
00:17Or, I didn't realize you'd be here.
00:23Or, honey, it's time to stop drinking.
00:27The trick is in knowing how to tell the difference.
00:31So I finally said, if I'm head cheerleader, then nobody wears panties.
00:38I just want you to know, as a former member of my high school marching band, I would have appreciated
00:41that.
00:42Wait a second, you were a band geek? Oh, I don't believe it.
00:45What did you play?
00:46He played the tuba. I have pictures.
00:48The tuba?
00:49Yeah, go ahead, come on, get your licks in.
00:51No, no, not at all. As a matter of fact, all of my secret crushes were on the band geeks.
00:55Come on, I know you cheerleader types. You wouldn't have said boo to guys like me.
01:00You were more interested in guys like this.
01:02I take it you didn't play the tuba?
01:04No, I didn't.
01:07All I know is I was a lonely, insecure tuba player.
01:10Girls like Gabrielle would just rip my heart out.
01:13I didn't even have my first kiss until I was 18.
01:1518?
01:16Pathetic, I know.
01:17Baby, I would have kissed you.
01:19No, you wouldn't have.
01:20Yes, I would have.
01:21No, you wouldn't have.
01:22And it's okay, Gabby, those scars healed a long time ago.
01:25Oh, for God's sakes, come here.
01:27Now on behalf of all the cheerleaders in the world, forgive us.
01:34Yes, kisses mean different things to different people.
01:40Ultimately, the meaning depends on the one who does the kissing.
01:49And the one who sees it happen.
01:59After every party comes the time for cleaning.
02:02We attend to the champagne that was spilled.
02:06The knick-knacks that got broken.
02:10The food that went uneaten.
02:15Oh, here, let me take that.
02:16Oh.
02:17And whatever other messes need cleaning up.
02:20So, uh, Gabby, you know that thing you and Tom did tonight, the kiss?
02:27Was that hysterical, the look on Tom's face?
02:31Yeah.
02:39I know, this sounds silly, but it kind of bugged me.
02:46You're not serious.
02:48Well, I am.
02:49I don't want to make a big deal out of it, but, uh, could you maybe not do that again?
02:57Okay.
02:59Thanks.
03:01Okay.
03:02Okay.
03:02Okay, what happened to the Apple Whites?
03:03I thought you were going to invite them.
03:04I did.
03:05Betty never RSVP'd.
03:08What do you guys think about the Apple Whites?
03:10I like them.
03:10Very nice.
03:11Very...
03:12Interesting.
03:13Right.
03:13Interesting.
03:14Hmm.
03:15They weird me out, too.
03:16Well, that's not what we're saying.
03:18Not exactly, anyway.
03:20You know, we were just having fun entertaining the crowd.
03:23Oh, sure, but maybe next time you could try juggling instead.
03:28What's going on?
03:29Nothing.
03:32Really?
03:32I sense a little tension.
03:35No.
03:35No tension.
03:40What?
03:41You make it sound like I was making a pass at your husband, and that's just a little bit insulting.
03:47I just said it bugged me.
03:50Why is that a problem?
03:51Is this about that kiss?
03:53What kiss?
03:54Oh, you were in the living room.
03:55Gabby planted a big wet kiss on Tom.
03:58As a joke.
03:58It was hilarious.
04:00You see?
04:01Yeah, but to be fair to Lynette, you are an ex-model, and surely it must have dawned on
04:05you that some women might prefer it if you didn't kiss their husbands.
04:08That's all I'm saying.
04:10Oh, you guys, we're all friends.
04:11This isn't something to get worked up over.
04:13I'm not worked up.
04:14Yeah.
04:15Me neither.
04:19Hey, everyone.
04:20Did you see what Kathy Lewis was wearing tonight?
04:22And whoever told her that she could get away with those vertical stripes should be shot.
04:26Aw.
04:26Aw, sweet.
04:52Zach!
04:53It's back.
04:55Yeah, I know.
04:56You do?
04:57Yeah, I know.
04:58Yeah, he's been back for a couple of days now.
05:00Well, that's great, isn't it?
05:02Yeah.
05:04I thought you'd be happy about it.
05:05I thought that's what you wanted.
05:07I was hoping that I'd slowly establish a relationship with Zach, and then when we were comfortable,
05:10I'd tell him I was his real dad, but now Paul's back.
05:13And he doesn't want you anywhere near him.
05:16Yeah, he's threatening to tell the police everything that happened in the desert.
05:19That I held a gun to his head.
05:20Well, it's your word against his.
05:22But he doesn't have a record, and I do.
05:26You know, despite what I did, sending Zach away, I want you two to connect.
05:31I hope you know that.
05:33I do.
05:36And on the bright side, I don't have to wonder where he is anymore.
05:46It says that you can do a report on anything from the suggested reading list, which includes
05:50The Old Man and the Sea, The Pearl, Much Ado About Nothing.
05:54Hmm.
05:55That sounds good.
05:56What do you like?
05:57I don't care.
06:00Let's start with The Pearl.
06:02It's got a sad ending, but it's good.
06:04We'll start with that.
06:08You know, it's not going to be so bad.
06:11I think you're really going to like being homeschooled.
06:15Okay.
06:17I know this isn't what you want.
06:19But I need to keep you close to me.
06:21Just for a while.
06:23There are people in this neighborhood who aren't thrilled that we're back.
06:26People I don't trust.
06:29People like Mike Delfino?
06:32Why would you say that?
06:34When you disappeared, Mrs. Tillman said that Mike took you somewhere to kill you.
06:39Oh, that's ridiculous.
06:41Why would Mike want to kill me?
06:42Because you murdered Mrs. Huber.
06:45What did you say?
06:46Well, Mrs. Tillman said that you murdered Mrs. Huber because she was blackmailing Mom.
06:51And you believed her?
06:52No, not exactly.
06:54I mean, why, should I?
06:57Zach, you know me better than anyone.
07:02Do you honestly believe that I'm capable of murder?
07:06No.
07:08All right then.
07:11Of course.
07:13I didn't think Mom was capable of suicide either.
07:18On second thought, why don't we start with much ado about nothing.
07:23I think we could use a few laughs around here.
07:28Yeah.
07:29Yeah, he sure is.
07:31I just...
07:32Probably.
07:33Yeah, not that.
07:45Hey!
07:47Get over here.
07:48Now!
07:51Somebody's angry.
07:52Did one of your souffles fall?
07:55I saw what you did with your friend.
07:57Oh!
07:57And you didn't turn into a pillar of salt.
07:59Good for you.
08:00This is...
08:03Well, I'd hope they'd think that I landed a hottie.
08:06I may not be able to control what you do outside of this home,
08:09but while you are under this roof, you will not mock my values.
08:12If you so much as smile at that boy,
08:14so help me, I will ship you off to Camp Hennessy,
08:16and I will not pick you up again until you are 18.
08:18Do I make myself clear?
08:23Aren't you forgetting something?
08:25I know you like to knock a few back before bedtime.
08:29Go on.
08:30Take it.
08:31It's okay.
08:32We both know that of the two of us,
08:34I'm the one that doesn't judge.
08:48Please.
08:49I don't want to stay down here.
08:52I know.
08:54I'm sorry, Kay.
08:56I'm sorry.
09:03Matthew, I think we might have termites.
09:05You need to take a look at those steps before one of us breaks our net.
09:09What's the matter?
09:10Is your brother okay?
09:11No, he's not.
09:12He hates you down here.
09:13He wants to be with us.
09:15You're being cruel.
09:16If you are so concerned about him,
09:18you should spend less time on your computer and more time down here keeping him company.
09:23We're bringing him up, but not until I am sure that it's safe.
09:27It's been a load of compromising on the road to my horizon.
09:42Hey, you!
09:48Yeah.
09:49What's the deal?
09:51You've been parked on our street for two hours.
09:53I'm doing a property appraisal.
09:55Some neighbors of yours are thinking about moving.
09:58The Applewhites?
09:59I'm not really allowed to say.
10:01I sold them that house.
10:02Now this is my turf.
10:04What do you work for?
10:05Geist Realty?
10:07Oh, Westside Properties.
10:09Yeah, well whoever it is,
10:10you go back and you tell your bosses that nobody,
10:12and I mean nobody,
10:13buys or sells properties in this neighborhood
10:15without going through Edie Bridge.
10:16You got that?
10:17Look lady, I just go where I'm told.
10:19You look.
10:20You cross me,
10:21and I will be your worst nightmare.
10:25I'm a dangerous woman.
10:27You don't want to mess with me.
10:30You got it.
10:44Miss Meyer.
10:45Zach.
10:46May I talk to you?
10:47I have some things that I need to say.
10:49Okay.
10:50I know that I did a lot of bad stuff.
10:53Stuff that I'm not going to be able to take back.
10:55Miss Meyer, I'm really sorry.
10:58But when I was living on the streets,
10:59you know, I had a lot of time to...
11:00to sit and think to myself and clear my head and...
11:04I've grown up.
11:05You know, I don't want you to worry.
11:06I'm not going to be bothering you anymore.
11:09Either of you.
11:12Well, thanks.
11:13We appreciate that.
11:16Please don't tell my dad that I talked to you.
11:19It's just...
11:20It's been really intense lately.
11:28Wow.
11:29What do you think?
11:31He seems different.
11:33I believe him.
11:34Yeah, I can't believe I'm about to say this,
11:36but I feel sorry for him.
11:38It's like he's so fragile.
11:39I know.
11:40And he's locked up in that house with Mr. Creepy 24-7.
11:43Did you know that he's homeschooling Zach now?
11:46I think he should spend some time with a decent role model,
11:48don't you?
11:56Hi!
11:57Hey!
11:57You're out early.
11:58Oh, I just wanted to pick up some fresh croissants for breakfast.
12:01Oh, cool.
12:02Listen, I just wanted you to know,
12:04I appreciated you backing me up last night.
12:06You know, with the...
12:08kiss thing.
12:09To be honest, I don't think I would have liked it either.
12:11Yeah, but I probably should have just gone with it.
12:13Gabby was just being Gabby, having fun.
12:16Well, I wouldn't be so hard on yourself, given her history.
12:20What do you mean?
12:21You know, the affair.
12:22Gabby had an affair?
12:24You didn't know?
12:25No!
12:25I thought everybody knew.
12:27Oh, I feel awful.
12:30Oh, Ida Greenberg's behind you.
12:32Ida, just a second.
12:35I am stunned.
12:37Who is it with?
12:38I shouldn't have said anything.
12:39Bree, come on.
12:40Just tell me.
12:44Her gardener.
12:47Oh, you're kidding.
12:48No, no, not him.
12:49Helen Rowland's son, John.
12:52The teenager?
12:54Ida, wait, or go around.
12:57Does Gabby know that you know?
12:59Absolutely not.
13:00I think the best thing to do is just smile and pretend you don't know anything.
13:15Huh.
13:19Hi.
13:20Oh, sorry.
13:22Are you okay?
13:26Yeah.
13:27I'm all right.
13:28Yeah.
13:29What's up?
13:30We have an idea how to bring you and Zach together.
13:33Bowling.
13:35Bowling?
13:36Yeah, I emailed Zach and he said he's gonna meet us there.
13:39You can come too.
13:40Does Paul know about this?
13:41No.
13:43And we're not planning on telling him.
13:46I don't think that's a good idea, Susan.
13:48Mike, I'm part of the reason things get so screwed up.
13:52I just want a chance to make things right.
13:54And you're okay with this?
13:55Being around Zach?
13:56We talked to him.
13:57He's changed.
14:01Well, I guess we're going bowling.
14:06Wake up, sleepyhead.
14:08I brought fresh croissants for breakfast.
14:17Uh, hi.
14:19Mrs. Vandicamp.
14:20I'm Justin.
14:22Andrew's lab partner.
14:24From school.
14:26Dude, wake up.
14:27Andrew.
14:29I want you downstairs.
14:31Now.
14:41Okay, first of all, I want you to march back upstairs and tell your friend he is no longer welcome
14:45in this house.
14:46But we haven't even had breakfast.
14:47I am serious, Andrew.
14:48You tell him to get out of here this second or I will call the police and I will have
14:51him removed.
14:53Well, go ahead. Call him.
14:54Oh, you think I won't?
14:56I just wonder how they'll react when they find out that you killed George Williams.
15:02I didn't kill George?
15:04Well, no, but you sat there and let him die.
15:06Which, I'm the lawyer, but I'm pretty sure there's a crime in there somewhere.
15:10Andrew.
15:11Don't get me wrong.
15:12I mean, glad you did it.
15:13But when the cops get here, my official position will be, uh,
15:17Oh my God, I'm being raised by a homicidal maniac.
15:21I think I might even throw in a few tears.
15:24You would actually let the police arrest your own mother?
15:27Hey, we all gotta cut the apron strings at some point.
15:39Come on, Penny. Let's get those groceries in there.
15:42Come on. Here we go. Get this one.
15:45This one, Daddy. Uh-oh.
15:49Oh, it looks like you could use a hand.
15:52Bless you. Here, Gabby and Penny.
15:57Come here, you sweet little thing.
15:59Well, thank you so much, Gabby. Come on in.
16:02Oh, God. Um, Tom?
16:04Yeah?
16:06I think she got sick.
16:08Oh, I'm so sorry.
16:09Usually, she only throws up on immediate family.
16:12I'm honored.
16:14Oh, um, do you mind just putting her in the playpen there?
16:20Hello?
16:21Guess what, Ed. Love the pitch. I got off early.
16:23You're kidding. That's great.
16:25Hey, I'm right by the supermarket. You want me to pick up anything?
16:27Um, actually, I just came from there, except, you know what? I forgot bread.
16:30Would you mind?
16:31Not at all.
16:32Tom, I need to wipe up. Do you have a towel?
16:34Sure. Hold on.
16:44Hey.
16:45Hey, honey.
16:47Hey, did you get the bread?
16:48Oh, uh, they were out.
16:50The bread?
16:51Yeah. Hey, Gabby. Surprised seeing you here.
16:54Well, I saw that Tom was overwhelmed, so I thought I'd give him a hand.
16:57Really?
16:58Well, that was nice of you.
17:01Is there a problem?
17:04No.
17:08Really?
17:10Because I sense that you're annoyed you found me here when you weren't home. Am I wrong?
17:17Lynette?
17:19Okay.
17:20Yeah.
17:22So, exactly what are you doing here helping out?
17:25Damn it, Lynette. If this has to do with that stupid kiss the other night, I'm gonna lose it.
17:28What's going on?
17:31Lynette thinks I was hitting on you at Bree's party.
17:33That's ridiculous.
17:34I never said that.
17:35What I said was that it made me uncomfortable when you kissed him.
17:38It's obviously an issue for me, and yet, here you are, alone, in my kitchen, with my husband.
17:43So, you tell me. Are you hitting on him?
17:45Lynette.
17:46I can't believe you. I have done nothing to deserve this kind of mistrust.
17:50Well, that's not entirely true.
17:52What does that mean?
17:53Come on, Gabby. It's a small town. People talk.
18:00Well, okay, what's going on here?
18:03I'll tell you.
18:06Your wife doesn't trust me around you because I had an affair with my teenage gardener.
18:15Oh.
18:19So, I know Susan Meyer would never tell.
18:21It must have been Helen Roland.
18:23She probably blabbed all the girls at the salon, and Ida Greenberg goes to that salon.
18:27So, if Ida knows, the whole town knows, then we're just gonna have to move.
18:29That's all there is to it.
18:31Carlos, can you stop putting for two seconds and show me some support?
18:35What do you expect me to do? You brought this on yourself.
18:38It was a harmless little kiss. Why is everybody making a big deal about this?
18:42Because you had an affair with an underage gardener.
18:44People don't think you're harmless. They see you as a predator.
18:48You're enjoying this, aren't you?
18:49Punishing me, dangling the affair over my head.
18:53Well, I won't tolerate it.
18:58Really? So, just what are you gonna do about it?
19:04I'm gonna let you even the score.
19:07Carlos, go have an affair.
19:08What?
19:09I had my little indiscretion, so you go have yours. Get it out of your system.
19:13I know you want to.
19:14I do not.
19:14Sure you do. Knock yourself out.
19:17Call up an old college flame. Rent a call, girl.
19:20Fly to Africa and nail that little nun you've been drooling over.
19:25I don't care.
19:26You're crazy.
19:27No, I'm pragmatic.
19:29Because once you finish your fling, we'll be equals again.
19:32And then you won't be able to judge me.
19:35And we can go back to being a boring average married couple.
19:38Oh, just do me a favor. Don't bring back any diseases.
19:45Are you sure you're not overreacting to this whole Gabrielle thing?
19:50Maybe.
19:52Yes.
19:53But Gabby doesn't think she did anything wrong.
19:57That's not right either.
20:00I guess.
20:02You're an attractive man.
20:03There is a primal need for a woman to protect what is hers.
20:07My initial impulse was justified.
20:11So you really think she's into me?
20:14I don't know.
20:16Because you're right. I am an attractive man.
20:20You know what? I've never told you this.
20:21But sometimes when I bend down to pick up the morning paper,
20:23I catch Bree Vandycamp checking me out.
20:26You're kidding.
20:28No, Scout's Honor.
20:29I've always exuded a certain sexual magnetism.
20:32And as I get older, I think it's only becoming more intense.
20:35Are you drunk?
20:37Oh, I'm a hot guy.
20:38Living in a neighborhood filled with nothing but lonely ladies.
20:41They can't help themselves.
20:43I'm like catnip.
20:46Get out of here.
20:49What was that for?
20:50Thank you for reminding me that I am the only woman in the whole world
20:53who could love an idiot like you.
20:58I'll talk to Gabby.
21:00I'm telling you.
21:01These women want me.
21:02Oh yeah.
21:02They see the rippling muscles underneath this t-shirt.
21:05Good night, Tom.
21:06They cannot resist me.
21:08Shut up and go to sleep.
21:09Ugh.
21:10Ah!
21:13Oh!
21:20Let's go!
21:29Ha!
21:37Ha!
22:02Son of a bitch.
22:19I'm here to help you, Caleb.
22:27Mama's gonna be mad.
22:29Don't you worry about that.
22:33Mama's love me.
22:37All right, let's go.
22:40No!
22:45Okay, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have talked to you like that.
22:48Let's start over.
23:04Let's go.
23:09I'm warning you, pinhead.
23:11Don't you make me come down there after you.
23:14Come on.
23:15Come on!
23:21You asked for it.
23:22I'm gonna beat this stuff right out of me.
23:42I'm sorry.
23:46I'm sorry.
23:54Kaelin?
23:56I didn't do it.
24:10Oh dear.
24:21Oh, hey there.
24:22Hi, Carl.
24:23Oh, um, quick question.
24:27When someone discusses a sensitive situation with a lawyer, such as yourself,
24:32when does attorney-client confidentiality kick in?
24:35From the moment the lawyer's been hired. Why?
24:37Here's a check for $100. That's enough for a retainer, right?
24:41I guess. What's going on, Bree?
24:43My son is trying to blackmail me, and I want you to stop the little SOB.
24:46Do you think you could do that?
24:51He has an Illinois license.
24:54It says here his name is Monroell.
24:57Does that name mean anything to you?
24:59No.
25:01But at least he wasn't a policeman.
25:07Poor man.
25:08I hope he didn't suffer too much.
25:12Mom, are we looking at the same body?
25:32What is it?
25:42As soon as it gets dark, we get rid of that body.
25:50Hey.
25:52Um...
25:53I hope it's okay. Carlos, let me in.
25:56Actually, I'm right in the middle of something, and I don't know when I'll be done.
26:03I'm just here to say I am sorry, and I have been a complete idiot.
26:13All done.
26:15Oh, there we are.
26:19So cute.
26:20But it's beautiful.
26:21Is the coast clear?
26:23Yes, it is. We worked it out.
26:24No kidding. How'd you manage that one?
26:26Simple.
26:27Lynette admitted she was wrong, and I agreed.
26:30Well, 99% wrong.
26:32Oh, whatever. Close enough.
26:34Anyway.
26:36Tom's probably got dinner ready by now, so I should get going.
26:39Hey.
26:40Good night.
26:45You know what the 1% is, right?
26:48No, not really.
26:50Does it matter?
26:52It kind of does.
26:53I want to get it clear for our friendship.
26:56Okay.
26:58What's the 1%?
27:00Well, well, yes, I overreacted.
27:04I think you can see how, even though I was somewhat off base, you were a little wrong.
27:10Right?
27:11No.
27:12I kissed Tom, and it was a harmless joke.
27:15I think if I had kissed anybody else's husband, they would have laughed and then forgot about it ten seconds
27:19later.
27:20Okay.
27:21Let's test that theory.
27:28Z, I don't care.
27:32That's just a waste of time.
27:36And spit.
27:41Okay.
27:43Okay.
27:44Okay.
27:44Okay.
27:45Okay.
27:47I get your point.
27:48Alrighty then.
27:49My work here is done.
27:51Carlos.
27:51Gabby.
28:01Not bad.
28:05There he is.
28:07Zach.
28:07I'm glad you could make it.
28:09Hey, Zach.
28:13Yeah, I was, uh, just bawling a few frames and ran into these guys.
28:16Thought I might join you.
28:17Is that okay?
28:18Yeah.
28:19I guess.
28:26Okay.
28:27Write that down.
28:28Nice.
28:30Alright.
28:31Just roll it in there.
28:31Nice and easy.
28:42Sorry.
28:43It's okay.
28:43We're still close.
28:45Anyway, Julie's totally gonna choke.
28:46Oh.
28:47Just for that, I am not bringing you back a hot dog.
28:49Zach, do you want one?
28:50Okay.
29:01Okay.
29:02You okay?
29:03Yeah.
29:04Fine.
29:04It's just...
29:05I don't understand what you're doing.
29:07What do you mean?
29:09Well, I don't understand why you're being so nice to me.
29:11I mean, I pointed a gun at you guys.
29:12You should hate me.
29:17We don't hate you, Zach.
29:18You had an incredibly hard year.
29:20I mean, you shouldn't have done what you did, but we just want to help you move on.
29:27When I was young, I got mixed up in some really bad stuff.
29:30I even did some time in prison.
29:31Really?
29:32Yeah, but when I got out, people were willing to forgive me.
29:35Everybody deserves a second chance.
29:40You know, I'm gonna go, uh, help Julie with the food.
29:43So you guys just keep talking and, uh, bowling.
29:45Talking bowl.
29:46Bowling.
29:47Talk.
29:49Here, let me show you something.
29:51See the arrows right in the middle?
29:53Just roll it straight over the one in the center, okay?
29:55You don't have to spin it or anything.
29:56Just right down the middle.
30:02Look at that!
30:04Good job.
30:12Hurry up.
30:12I am hurrying up, okay?
30:16Wait, no, no, no!
30:17What?
30:18I dropped the keys, I don't have them.
30:19They're in here.
30:33Sometimes you just have to laugh.
30:48Andrew, would you mind turning off your video game?
30:51My lawyer would like to have a little chat with you.
30:56So even though your mother did witness George Williams' suicide,
30:59there's no affirmative duty to intervene,
31:01therefore no crime was committed.
31:03Even if the police find out,
31:05your mom will never see the inside of a courtroom.
31:08Well, maybe I got the story wrong.
31:11What if she went over there to help him commit suicide?
31:15If you want to lie to the police, go right ahead.
31:17But please know that I will sue you.
31:19For what?
31:20Abusive process.
31:21It's when a person tries to exploit the legal system for an improper purpose.
31:25Like blackmail.
31:27You guys can't sue me.
31:28I'm just a kid.
31:29Oh, don't worry.
31:30I won't start garnishing your wages until you turn 18.
31:33Your mom.
31:34Is she a peach or what?
31:37The cops don't give a damn.
31:38I'm sure your friends will.
31:39Well, how does a little public humiliation sound?
31:45Brie, can I get a refill on this?
31:54What are you doing?
31:55Your father was a friend of mine,
31:57and if he were around to see what a nasty little turd you've turned into,
32:00he'd knock the hell out of you.
32:02Yeah, well, he's not here now, is he?
32:06No, he isn't.
32:07But if you don't get your act together and start treating your mother with some respect,
32:11I'll take care of you myself.
32:14Do you understand what I'm saying?
32:17Yeah.
32:19Good.
32:28Hey, neighbors.
32:29Oh, hey, Carlos.
32:31Hi.
32:32I just wanted to thank you for patching things up with Gabby.
32:35Well, sure.
32:37No problem.
32:38It's been really tough on her.
32:40Everybody finding out about the affair.
32:42Yeah, I can imagine.
32:44I don't mind telling you.
32:45It's been pretty tough on us the past couple months.
32:48Oh, well, I'm not surprised, and I really, really hope you can work it out.
32:52Yeah, we're trying.
32:54You know...
32:57Gabby had an interesting suggestion.
32:59Oh.
33:02She told me that I should go out and have an affair on my own.
33:05She thinks it's the only way I'll be able to get over what she did to me and that it
33:08just might help our marriage.
33:11Why are you telling me this?
33:14I guess I just wanted to know if you had any thoughts on the subject.
33:22I don't. I really don't.
33:27Well, if you ever do, let me know.
33:32By the way...
33:36That was one hell of a kiss you gave me.
33:39You can't fake chemistry like that.
34:13What the hell is this?
34:26Delfina!
34:29Stay away from my son!
34:31Stay away from my son!
34:42Oh, my God!
34:52Delfina!
34:52Delfina!
34:56You okay?
34:57Fine.
35:19So I swerved to avoid hanging in this car, and I hit this park guard instead, and that's when the
35:23trunk popped open, and when we got out, we found this dead body.
35:33Are you worried now? Because I am.
35:37Not yet. Just be patient and see what happens.
35:43How'd it go?
35:44Well, I told him everything I know, which wasn't much. So are we thinking this is Paul?
35:49Well, he was our friendly neighborhood murderer.
35:52Yeah, it seems obvious.
35:53I don't know. I saw his face when he looked in the trunk, and he looked just as shocked as
35:57I was.
35:58I'm thinking it's the Apple Whites.
36:01I talked to the dead guy, and he said that he was doing an appraisal on their house.
36:05Well, I got a little cheese, so I called every realtor in town. Nobody had even heard of him.
36:10That doesn't mean Betty knew him.
36:12Please. Those two are fishy. They bought that house sight unseen, and they did move in in the middle of
36:19the night.
36:20And there were the noises.
36:22What noises?
36:23Oh, a couple of weeks ago, I heard some noises coming from the basement like a clanging, and I asked
36:30Betty about it.
36:30She lied right to my face.
36:32What's that about?
36:33I don't know.
36:35I don't know.
36:45Now I'm worried.
37:01Julie!
37:04Julie!
37:05Come on,.
37:07Julie!
37:11Hi!
37:12Hi!
37:13My dad found out about us bowling.
37:14You're not going to be able to do that at any time.
37:16soon. Oh, sorry. No, no, I'm glad that we did. I haven't felt like part of a family in a
37:22long
37:22time. Thanks. I'll go back inside. The act itself never varies, but each kiss carries with it a
37:39meaning all its own. It can convey a husband's eternal devotion.
37:46Or a wife's enormous regret. It can symbolize a mother's growing concern.
37:59Or a lover's growing passion. But whatever its meaning, each kiss reflects a basic human need.
38:17The need to connect to another human being. This desire is so strong, it's always amazing
38:29when some people don't understand it.