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Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 22
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03My electronic monitoring device.
00:05I'm on house arrest. It's a condition of my bail.
00:08Investigations began.
00:09I need you to check into someone else's background.
00:11There's this plumber I know.
00:13Boundaries were pushed.
00:15Bree, you are not going to regret taking this journey with me.
00:18And the news.
00:19So Peterson called me to his office today.
00:21Went from bad.
00:22He changed his mind. He's going to hold that promotion for digging.
00:26To worse.
00:27I'm pregnant and it might be yours.
00:34Edie Britt's favorite moment of every day
00:37was her arrival at the construction site of her new home.
00:41Because she knew what was about to happen.
00:44Her sudden appearance was always sure
00:46to generate a few appreciative glances.
00:49A few lascivious looks.
00:52And some downright ogling.
00:55Sadly for Edie.
00:57The one man she wanted most to notice her
01:02paid her no attention at all.
01:06Yes, Edie needed attention to feel good about herself.
01:10And she was determined to get it.
01:13Miss Britt,
01:14you look extra beautiful today.
01:17Oh, Cyrus, you're so sweet.
01:18So anyhow, I was wondering if maybe
01:23I could take you out to dinner sometime.
01:28Oh, honey.
01:30You are so far out of your league
01:32that you're playing a completely different sport.
01:47Hey there.
01:49Hey, Edie.
01:50What's up?
01:51Nice ensemble.
01:52You busy?
01:53No, not really.
01:55Oh, good.
01:55I bought a bunch of fresh donuts
01:57for my construction workers
01:58and as you can see,
01:59bought a few too many.
02:01So I thought maybe you and I could...
02:04Susan.
02:05Hey there, Edie.
02:08What are you...
02:09Mike and I got back together.
02:12Super.
02:13I knew you'd be happy for us.
02:14So what's going on?
02:16Edie was just about to...
02:17Free donuts.
02:18Want them or not?
02:19How sweet.
02:20Thanks.
02:22Why don't you go put these on a plate?
02:27Oh, and save me one with sprinkles.
02:31I cannot believe you were still coming on to him.
02:33You said you two were finished.
02:35You thought he was a murderer.
02:36And that was your cue to come over and flirt?
02:39You wasted your time.
02:40And your donuts.
02:42Not if you choke on them.
02:44Well, thanks, Edie.
02:45Donuts look great.
02:47Pleasure.
02:48See ya.
02:52You know, I'm gonna run home
02:54and get some milk to go with those donuts.
02:56Hey, you know, it's...
02:58It's a shame you gotta keep running back and forth.
03:00Well, I can't have donuts and juice.
03:02It's unnatural.
03:03No.
03:04I mean, we should move in together.
03:08Mom, what do you say?
03:09Oh.
03:10Um, I...
03:11I say, um...
03:12Oh.
03:14Um.
03:15Hold that thought.
03:16Edie!
03:17Edie!
03:18Start!
03:19Oh.
03:19Hang on.
03:20What now?
03:21Oh.
03:22I was just rude back there,
03:25gloating and everything,
03:26and I apologize.
03:28Well, thank you, Susan.
03:29Very big of you.
03:30And on a completely unrelated topic,
03:33Mike and I are moving in together.
03:35See ya.
03:37Yes.
03:38Edie Britt needed the attention of men
03:40to feel good about herself.
03:44Hey, Cyrus.
03:45You have lunch plans?
03:47No.
03:48And even she was amazed
03:50at how far she was willing to go
03:51to get it.
03:52Ellsberg Hotel.
03:53Half an hour.
03:56Welcome to the majors.
04:44Mr. and Mrs. Edwin Mullins were finally leaving Wisteria Lane.
04:49In the past year, their street had played host to arson, violence, blackmail, and murder.
04:56Fearing they, too, would be infected by this moral decay, the Mullins felt it was time to say goodbye.
05:05Strangely enough, none of their neighbors seemed to notice they were moving out.
05:15Hey! I thought you might be thirsty.
05:18No, I'm good.
05:21So, how's your roommate doing?
05:24He's hanging in there.
05:26Yeah, well, I had to, um, tell him some news that was a little bit upsetting for him.
05:32No kidding.
05:34Excuse me?
05:34What do you get off telling John he's not good enough to raise a child?
05:37That kid could be his.
05:38It is a complicated situation.
05:40It seems pretty simple to me.
05:42You're an unfeeling bitch.
05:56Why'd you hit the lawn boy?
05:59Oh.
06:01Well, if you saw what he did to our pegonias, you'd slap him, too.
06:18I can't tell from, from this.
06:21I can't tell any different, Danny.
06:23Hey!
06:24Hey, Linda.
06:25What are you doing here?
06:26What's this?
06:26You told me Dugan's coming back to work today.
06:28I thought I'd do something special for him.
06:30Uh-huh, and this wouldn't have anything to do with you checking up on me and, uh, Annabelle.
06:34What?
06:35Yesterday, you brought my pictures of the kids.
06:37The day before that, you brought me soup.
06:40Remember that, honey?
06:42It's gotta stop.
06:45Tom.
06:47I don't care about you working with Annabelle.
06:49I told you that.
06:50This is for Dugan.
06:51He had a heart attack.
06:53I don't care about Annabelle.
06:55Hey, Lynette.
06:57Huh?
06:59Speaking of the devil.
07:01And I mean that.
07:09Well, you're becoming a regular fixture around here, aren't you?
07:14Oh, yeah.
07:15I wanted to do something nice for Dugan.
07:17I suppose filling his bloodstream with butterfat might be considered nice.
07:22Actually, it's fruit juice sweetened.
07:24Can I cut you?
07:26A piece?
07:29Everyone, I need to see you right now.
07:32Okay, listen up.
07:34I just spoke with Tim Dugan's wife, and it looks like he's not going to be returning to work after
07:38all.
07:39Seems that he had a relapse last night, which unfortunately puts us in a very tight spot.
07:44But we're going to work together as a team and do what we need to do.
07:48So, Jerry, you're taking the Hollister account.
07:50Suzanne, you're covering Faraday Springs.
07:52And Annabelle, I want you to take the lead on the Traveler's Hotel chain.
07:56You're leaving for Hawaii in three days.
07:58I can't handle Travelers by myself, especially not if they're moving into print.
08:01Well, choose someone to take with you.
08:04Oh, okay.
08:04Okay, um, I choose Tom.
08:16Well, let's see.
08:17I've beaten you at Ridge and Mahjong in heart.
08:20This is your last chance to redeem yourselves.
08:23Stop it.
08:24You're going to make me laugh.
08:34Okay, okay, I'll be good.
08:40Miss it, miss it, miss it.
08:42Come on, I'm going to have to psych you out.
08:45Miss it, miss it.
08:53Okay, let's go in there.
08:55Okay, time's up.
08:57Take your best shot.
08:59I'm not ready yet.
09:03Hurry up, there are people waiting.
09:04One more minute.
09:07Come on, take your best.
09:09Don't do that.
09:13George.
09:16Do you have an erection?
09:21I'm sorry.
09:24What on earth?
09:25You were blowing on my ear.
09:27I was teasing you.
09:28Exactly.
09:31You have got to get rid of it.
09:33There are children present.
09:35How?
09:36I don't know.
09:37Think of something unpleasant.
09:39Like what?
09:40Like famine or disease or hobos.
09:44Whatever.
09:44Just hurry.
09:48Look, you can't be mad about it.
09:50It's not something men can control.
09:52I kept this friendship going because I thought Rex's dislike of you was paranoid.
09:55But you had feelings for me all along.
09:58God, this is just such a betrayal.
10:00Come on, Gree.
10:02The only thing I am guilty of is loving you in silence.
10:04Well, you shouldn't be doing that.
10:06In case you've forgotten, I'm married.
10:07To a selfish, two-faced liar who betrayed you with a hooker.
10:10I told you that in confidence.
10:12How dare you throw it back in my face?
10:13So, you're ending our friendship after everything I've done for you?
10:19What is that supposed to mean?
10:22Nothing.
10:23It didn't mean anything.
10:26George, I do love you.
10:29As a friend.
10:30I wish you could love me the same way back.
10:32But since you can't...
10:35I cry.
10:45Later that day, Edie Britt witnessed something disturbing.
10:53Something she was determined to put a stop to.
10:58So, is Susan coming?
10:59She said she might be a little late.
11:00They've already started moving a few of Mike's things over to her house.
11:04Already?
11:05Wow.
11:05Good for her.
11:06Yeah, it's nice to see Susan so happy again.
11:10Yeah, I'm happy for Susan.
11:13But don't you think she and Mike are moving a little fast?
11:16I mean, two days ago, she was thinking he was a murderer, and now she's moving in with him?
11:20Yeah.
11:21I mean, she found out it was in self-defense.
11:23I think they've cleared everything up.
11:24Yeah, good point.
11:25Mike's a decent guy.
11:27Yeah, that's true.
11:29Of course, there was a gunshot wound.
11:32That's right.
11:33Did he ever explain that?
11:35No.
11:35And I know guns, and that wound was not self-inflicted.
11:39Mmm.
11:41And then what about Mrs. Hoover's bloodstained jewelry?
11:44Yeah, it didn't walk into Mike's garage by itself.
11:48Maybe this is a mistake.
11:50You know, if there's one thing I've learned, men can't be trusted.
11:54Hold it.
11:55Are you saying that we should put a stop to this?
11:59Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to sit her down and share our concerns.
12:04Yeah, we could do that.
12:06Yeah?
12:08Edie, do you want to be a part of it?
12:10Well, normally I prefer not to get involved.
12:18But, if there's any way that I could help Susan...
12:26We need to talk.
12:28Okay.
12:31Uh, when I was packing up your stuff in your bedroom, I found a box of bullets.
12:38Oh.
12:41Look, I feel really bad about Deidre, and I know that you must want to find out who killed her,
12:46but if we're going to move in together, we can't have this stuff hanging over us.
12:49You've got to get rid of it.
12:50All of it.
12:51The vial, the map, the gun.
12:52I mean, especially the gun.
12:54And leave this to the police.
12:56They're the professionals.
12:59Uh, what can I say?
13:01Uh, seems like a reasonable request.
13:07Oh.
13:10Really, well, that was easy.
13:14Maybe after lunch we could talk about your leather beanbag chair.
13:38I realize now that I've treated you badly.
13:41I'm the one who needs to get help, not you.
13:43So I have to go away for a while.
13:45In the meantime, Mrs. Tillman will look out for you.
13:47I don't consider it a burden.
13:49You know you're welcome here.
13:51I've left you some things.
13:52I hope you can take comfort in them.
13:55I got you a new mitt.
13:56Work on your curveball while I'm gone.
14:00I love you, Dad.
14:02I, well, I, I don't understand.
14:03Why wouldn't he come see me?
14:04Why just run away?
14:06Your father's been very troubled, dear.
14:07I'm sure he did what he felt was best for you.
14:14And he wants me to take comfort in this junk?
14:16I hate baseball.
14:17You think you would know that?
14:19Zach.
14:22Zach.
14:30So good.
14:36I didn't see you.
14:37I'm so sorry.
14:37I can't get you.
14:37I can't get you.
14:38I can't get you.
14:39You doing it.
14:52I don't know.
15:04Susan's coming.
15:05Okay.
15:07Okay, guys, um, interventions are never pretty.
15:10So stay strong, because she's probably going to cry.
15:13Okay.
15:27Oh, hi.
15:28I didn't know that the cooking lesson was going to be a group activity.
15:32Well, the more the merrier, right?
15:35As long as nobody makes fun of my lousy crepes.
15:41How come I'm the only one wearing an apron?
15:44I know it seems like we're ganging up on you, but you were moving so fast, we thought a sort
15:49of...
15:51intervention was necessary.
15:54I know it's tough to hear.
15:56I mean, none of us wanted to do this.
16:07I appreciate what you guys are trying to do.
16:09I really do.
16:10Um, I'm not going to change my mind.
16:16In my life, I've been hurt a lot.
16:19Carl and, uh...
16:24Well, it's just taught me to be cynical and expect the absolute worst from people.
16:32And I don't want to live like that anymore.
16:33And when Mike asked me to move in with him,
16:37I was just happy, you know?
16:39Just ridiculously happy.
16:41I mean, I still am.
16:43And I want to go with that feeling.
16:46I love him, and I love him.
16:50So I'm going to expect the best from Mike,
16:52and I know that he is going to deliver that in return.
16:58Okay?
16:59Honey.
17:00Okay.
17:05This is the worst intervention I've ever been to.
17:09Okay.
17:16This is fun.
17:18It's forever since we had lunch.
17:21Well, as happy as I am to see you,
17:24I actually have an agenda.
17:26I ran into someone last week who said you guys are looking to hire.
17:30Is that true?
17:31Yeah.
17:33Are you thinking of coming back?
17:34Because say the word, and I won't...
17:36No, no, not me.
17:37I was actually thinking more about Tom.
17:40Oh.
17:41Tom.
17:42Yeah, he's been thinking about making a move for a while.
17:44He kind of feels like he's done everything he can where he is now.
17:49Huh.
17:50Well, Tom's certainly solid.
17:55He's more than solid.
17:56Tom's ideas are spectacular.
17:59He's passionate about his work.
18:01His visual instincts are off the chart.
18:04Is he as good as you?
18:06He's apples.
18:07I'm oranges.
18:08We excel in different areas.
18:11Trust me, you should give Tom a look.
18:13I don't need apples.
18:16I need someone like you.
18:19Cutthroat.
18:20Ruthless.
18:21Oh.
18:22Jeez, Nat.
18:23You make me sound like some kind of shark.
18:27Ah, okay.
18:31You know, actually,
18:33if that's the kind of exec you're looking for...
18:36You get a shark for me?
18:39Yes.
18:40A very pretty shark.
18:44I'm trying.
18:53I don't know.
18:54Okay.
19:0420-ton gray vraichefور.
19:05I don't know.
19:06I just want toØŸ
19:06I don't know.
19:06I don't know.
19:06I don't know.
19:08I don't know.
19:09English?
19:09I don't know.
19:09I don't know.
19:09I don't know.
19:10I don't know.
19:46So, here's what I'm thinking.
19:49I'm going to see if Dr. Morrison at the Lipstone Clinic can come in and consult.
19:54You want to bring someone else in?
19:56Your body isn't responding to the medication the way it should.
20:00And the tests we've run have all come back negative, so I...
20:05I just want to be on the safe side.
20:10Yeah, excuse me. I need to take this.
20:22I don't know why, but I have this overwhelming feeling that you're going to be just fine. I really do.
20:29Lee Craig has the biggest ego of any doctor I know.
20:32If he wants to consult with someone, that means he's stumped.
20:37Which means I'm screwed.
20:39Don't say that.
20:40Damn it, Bree! Do you understand what's going on here?
20:44I could die!
20:50So could I.
20:53What?
20:54I could walk across the street tomorrow and be hit by a car.
21:02What in God's name is your point?
21:06All I'm saying is that we're both going to die eventually.
21:11And in the time that we have left, whether it's two days or two decades,
21:15I think that we should be nice to each other.
21:23You're right.
21:30Um, Ms. Tillman, Paul Young's been missing the last couple of days. Have you seen him?
21:36Why ask me?
21:38Well, I saw him leave a box on your doorstep.
21:41And I've also seen Zach over here.
21:43If I did know where Mr. Young was, why would I tell you?
21:48Look, um, the police think I killed your sister, and I'm sure you do too, but I swear to you,
21:54I had nothing to do with it.
21:55And you think Paul Young did?
21:59Well, no, that's not what I was saying.
22:01You've got to admit, it's a neat theory.
22:05Care for a snack?
22:10And so it's not such a stretch to wonder if Paul avenged his wife's death by killing Martha for blackmailing
22:16them.
22:20But perhaps I'm alone in that.
22:22You're not.
22:24Aren't you sweet?
22:26Tea?
22:28Thanks.
22:29Do these journals say anything about why your sister was blackmailing the Youngs?
22:35Not specifically, but I got the definite impression that it involved a murder, and now here you are saying your
22:43friend was murdered.
22:49Any reason you haven't shown these to the police?
22:54Are you in favor of the death penalty?
22:59Um, yeah.
23:00So am I.
23:03We had it in Utah.
23:05Not in this state, though.
23:08A shame.
23:11Don't you agree?
23:15Yeah, I do.
23:20I like you so much, Mr. Delvino.
23:26You know where Paul Young is?
23:30I'm afraid not.
23:35But I know where he'll be on Thursday night.
23:49That afternoon while retrieving her mail, Gabrielle was surprised to finally learn the truth behind her pregnancy.
24:02Very surprised.
24:04Hey, babe.
24:05You want to go online and check out strollers?
24:11What's going on?
24:12I just want to say goodbye, because I'm leaving you.
24:18What?
24:20See, our health insurance sent us a letter because someone ordered a year's worth of my birth control pills.
24:25And apparently our policy doesn't cover drugs bought by the kilo.
24:30I told you it was my mom.
24:31The prescription was dated, Carlos, and Juanita was in a coma when this claim was filed.
24:36You did this, not your mother.
24:38At least we man enough to own up to it.
24:40She would have been.
24:48Ah, ah, ah, ah, pregnant, caveman, remember?
24:53Where are you going?
24:54Away.
24:57I'm going to jail.
24:59Hey, I'll be gone tomorrow.
25:00I know.
25:01That's why I only packed one bag.
25:03What about the baby, Gabrielle?
25:05Huh?
25:06What about my baby?
25:08Oh, your baby?
25:09Fine, our baby.
25:11Hey, we're a family now.
25:13This baby needs its mother and its father.
25:16Oh, Carlos.
25:17Whoever said you were the father?
25:40Hey.
25:45Hey.
25:48Hey.
25:49What the hell are you doing?
25:51Damn fellas!
25:54Damn fellas!
26:08All units code D-1630, suspect is in violation of house arrest.
26:12Currently heading west on Parker Boulevard.
26:14This is unit 14.
26:15We're on our way.
26:17Looks like the feds have a runner.
26:20Let's go.
26:35Is John here?
26:36If I say no, are you going to slap me again?
26:40He's working.
26:41Why?
26:43I just left my husband.
27:19Hang on.
27:32You think just because you mow my lawn, you can bang my wife?
27:44Hey, hey, hey!
27:46Get him!
27:46Get him!
28:02Hey!
28:04Hey!
28:04What's going on?
28:05Oh, Tom, I have had the craziest day.
28:08This morning, the guys from Mitchell and Kearns called me in.
28:11They offered me a job.
28:13Look, are you going to take it?
28:15Well, I told Peterson about it.
28:16He just upped their offer.
28:18He just made me vice president.
28:22Of what?
28:23Tom!
28:24The firm!
28:26He gave me Dugan's old job.
28:27Isn't that wild?
28:29I gotta go tell Scotty.
28:30I'll see you later.
28:38Oh, Tom, I was just coming to find you.
28:41What the hell, Dan?
28:44I mean, what the hell?
28:45You promoted Annabelle over me?
28:48She got another job offer.
28:50I couldn't afford to lose her.
28:51Not now.
28:52Well, guess what?
28:52You lose me!
28:54Because I quit!
28:55Tom, don't overreact.
28:56No, the first time you passed me by, I took it like a good soldier.
29:00But since Dugan's heart attack, I have already been doing the job.
29:03I have been doing it.
29:04And then you just hand it to Annabelle?
29:06Okay.
29:07You made your point.
29:10No, you make crappy decisions on a daily basis, Dan.
29:13I gotta tell you.
29:14But this one, this is the stupidest.
29:16Hey, watch yourself.
29:17You have been running this company into the ground since you got here.
29:21The way I see it, I'm getting out easy.
29:23All right, Sacavo.
29:23You want to know why I gave that promotion to Annabelle?
29:26Why she got the nod instead of you?
29:29It was Lynette.
29:33What?
29:34She went to my wife and begged her to get me to kill your promotion.
29:37She said that if you start traveling more, it's going to hurt your family.
29:43She did that.
29:44Now I feel like a chump for trying to help you guys out.
29:46I guess it was another one of my crappy decisions.
29:49Have your desk cleaned out by tonight.
29:58You ready to tell us what you got against this kid?
30:00It's between him and me and my wife.
30:04Is that what this is about?
30:06You doing his wife?
30:07No.
30:09I'm gay.
30:12You're gay?
30:13What?
30:14I'm gay.
30:16This is not happening again.
30:18What do you mean again?
30:23I want a lawyer.
30:28I want a lawyer.
30:39George.
30:42Hi.
30:43What are you doing here?
30:44I'm shopping, obviously.
30:47Why are you shopping here?
30:48You live on the other side of town.
30:50My friend had an operation and buying her some things.
30:54Oh.
30:55Well, that's very nice of you.
30:57Wait, Brie.
30:59I have to tell you something.
31:03Well?
31:06You need to tell Rex to be more discreet when it comes to discussing your love life.
31:14I'm sorry?
31:15I don't want to say anything more.
31:17You just really need to tell him that.
31:21Wait.
31:22Wait a minute.
31:23What in the world are you talking about?
31:26I was at the hospital, visiting my friend who had had this operation, and I overheard two
31:32doctors talking about Rex's fondness for S and M.
31:44You heard that?
31:46Apparently, he told him he has a box of toys, and he gets you to do very inappropriate things.
32:00I see.
32:01Brie, this is clearly none of my business, and I would have never brought this up, but to
32:05hear those two men laughing about you, I just thought you should know.
32:12Oh, thank you for telling me, but I think I'm...
32:15I've got to go.
32:37Hey, I've got some more boxes.
32:43That's your answer to everything these days.
32:46So what do you think we should do for dinner?
32:48Oh, I, uh, I can't.
32:50Just got an emergency phone call.
32:52Busted water made.
32:54Okay.
32:55I'll keep it warm for you.
32:57Yeah, I'm, uh, afraid I'm gonna be too late for dinner.
33:00I wasn't talking about dinner.
33:17Need some help?
33:18Uh, no.
33:19No, I got it.
33:20Um, I got it.
33:22Uh, so, if you have a plumbing emergency, shouldn't you get going?
33:27Um, they've already got some money on it.
33:28I'm just part of the relief crew.
33:30Oh.
33:31Well, I'll just get back to work.
33:41Mom, stalking?
33:43Are we really doing this?
33:44You just made such a huge deal to your friends about how much you trust him now.
33:47Well, that was before I found Mrs. Hoover's journal in his truck.
33:53So, what's in it?
33:54It's not about what's in it.
33:56It's about the fact that he had it at all.
33:58I would bet you anything he is not going on a plumbing job, and we're gonna find out.
34:07Mom, if you don't trust him, why are you moving in with him?
34:13I don't have time to explain adult relationships to you.
34:17Oh, duck down.
34:23I think you lost him.
34:24He's six cars up.
34:26We have to stay this far back or he'll see us.
34:28Okay, great, but we can't see him either.
34:30I gotta tell you, Mom, you're not great at this.
34:33Oh, yeah?
34:34When your father was cheating on me, I used to follow him all the time.
34:37I know my stuff.
34:39There he is.
34:44What's Mike doing?
34:46Who's that he's pulling up to?
34:47I don't know, but I'm gonna find out.
34:50Wait here.
34:52Unlock the doors.
35:08All right, what the hell are you up to?
35:10Oh, my God.
35:11Wow.
35:12Uh, okay.
35:14Oh, wow.
35:15Uh, bye.
35:20Was that your wife?
35:22That was my wife.
35:22Do you think I'd be here with you?
35:25Oh.
35:33It wasn't Mike, was it?
35:35No.
35:36No, it wasn't.
35:39They're charging you with a hate crime?
35:43You remember when our cable guy was beaten up?
35:48That was me.
35:52I thought you were cheating with him.
35:55With our gay cable guy?
35:57I didn't know he was gay.
35:59And I didn't know Justin was either.
36:02Now the cops think I'm some kind of serial gay basher.
36:06Well, you sort of are.
36:07Well, you provoked me.
36:13You were pretending to have an affair just to punish me.
36:18Well, obviously.
36:23So now I need you to lie again.
36:27I need you to tell the cops you were having an affair and that I just beat up the wrong
36:32guy.
36:34Guys.
36:36I am not lying for you, Carlos.
36:39Gabby, if this charge sticks, I get sent away for eight years.
36:44Am I supposed to be impressed?
36:46Because of your little son with my birth control pills?
36:49I've lost my freedom for the next 18 years.
36:54Gabby, please don't do this.
36:58Gabby, don't walk away.
37:03Gabby!
37:04Gabby!
37:08Okay, next time I won't bring my daughter to stalk my boyfriend.
37:11It was a slight error in judgment.
37:15Honey, please don't give me the silent treatment.
37:19I'm not.
37:21Did you say you read this?
37:24Yeah, part of it.
37:25Why?
37:28Mrs. Hooper was blackmailing Zach's mom.
37:48Zach?
37:49Zach?
38:20What are you doing up?
38:23I couldn't sleep, so I was just sitting here thinking.
38:32About what?
38:37You really want to know?
38:41Bree, I'm not feeling too hot right now, so just tell me.
38:45What's up?
38:48I was thinking that the biggest mistake of my entire life was agreeing to marry you.
38:58Let me guess.
39:00I've done something wrong.
39:04Forcing me to share in your depraved pastime wasn't bad enough.
39:07You had to share my humiliation with your co-workers.
39:11What?
39:13Rex, everybody is talking about our sex life.
39:17Every sordid little detail right down to that box of perversions you keep in the closet.
39:21Bree, I never said anything to anyone, I swear to God.
39:24You're a liar.
39:25Who told you this?
39:26It doesn't matter.
39:27It does matter because I never said anything.
39:29Well, then how do people know because we both know that I wouldn't say anything?
39:32Well, why would I tell people about what we do in bed?
39:35I don't know, Rex.
39:36Maybe you were bragging.
39:37Or maybe you just subconsciously wanted to hurt me.
39:40Well, congratulations, you did it.
39:42I am officially destroyed.
39:43I didn't say anything.
39:45I don't believe you.
39:49Oh.
39:53Oh.
39:56Rex?
39:57What?
39:58What is it?
40:01I think I'm having a heart attack.
40:06No, you're not.
40:09Bree, you're going to have to take me to the hospital.
40:16Um.
40:19All right, you go downstairs and I will be, I'll be right there.
40:38I'll be right there.
40:43Daddy?
40:45What are you doing?
40:47I'm waiting for your mother to take me to the emergency room.
40:51What's wrong?
40:53I'm having a heart attack.
40:55Oh, my God, where is she?
40:57That's a good question.
41:02Daddy says he's having a heart attack.
41:04I know, I'm going to take him to the hospital.
41:09Well, when?
41:13When I finish making the bed.
41:15What?
41:18I never leave the house with an unmade bed.
41:20You know that.
41:21But Daddy needs to go to the hospital.
41:27There.
41:28There.
41:28Now we can go.
41:41Nothing is forever.
41:44And the time comes when we all must say goodbye to the world we knew.
41:52Goodbye to everything we had taken for granted.
41:57Goodbye to everything we had taken for granted.
42:02Goodbye to those we thought would never abandon us.
42:11And when these changes finally do occur when the familiar has departed and the unfamiliar has taken its place.
42:25All any of us can really do is to say hello and welcome.
42:42Goodbye to all of us.
42:42Goodbye to all of us.
42:50Goodbye to all of us.
42:51Goodbye to all of us.
42:51Goodbye to all of us.
42:52Goodbye to all of us.
42:52Goodbye to all of us.
42:53Goodbye to all of us.
42:54Goodbye to all of us.
42:54Goodbye to all of us.
42:55Goodbye to all of us.
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42:58Goodbye to all of us.
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