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Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 20
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03I want a child.
00:04We made a deal.
00:05No kids.
00:05Tampering with prescriptions.
00:07File on Miller's daughter.
00:09Uncovering evidence.
00:10What are we looking for exactly?
00:13What was that?
00:14Breaking and entering.
00:16It's a lady.
00:17Very beautiful, classy lady.
00:20Remember, they tend to end up with doctors, not pharmacists.
00:23And a whole lot of revenge.
00:34Since she was a little girl, Susan Meyer wanted to be a mother in the worst way.
00:41Uncle Lou is your brother.
00:42He's so cute.
00:43Yeah.
00:44And from the first day she brought Julie home from the hospital.
00:49Oh!
00:50How did you come here?
00:51She was.
00:52Oh, that's not good.
00:56Oh my gosh.
00:57Despite her desire to do well by her daughter, Susan suffered through countless failures.
01:05I'm so sorry.
01:06How did I forgive you?
01:08I'm sorry.
01:08Of course, it took Susan a few years to realize even the best of parents.
01:14Make mistakes now and then.
01:23But now that Julie was a teenage girl, Susan had started to realize there was no room for error.
01:35Julie, what is Zach doing out there?
01:38I thought I told you not to speak to him anymore.
01:39I'm not.
01:40That's why he's throwing gravel at my window.
01:42All right, that's it.
01:43I'm gonna handle this once and for all.
01:50Zach, what do you think you're-
01:52Ow!
01:52Ow!
01:53Ow!
01:54Ow!
01:56Ow!
01:56Ow!
02:00Ow!
02:01Ow!
02:02Ow!
02:02Mrs. Meyer, I am so sorry.
02:03It's just, you know, one pebble wasn't working so I tried a whole handful.
02:07Ow!
02:07Ow!
02:07Look, I'll make it up to you.
02:09Ow!
02:09How?
02:09Ow!
02:09Are you gonna give me your corneas?
02:11Mom, lay back.
02:12I just wanted to talk to Julie.
02:13She hasn't been returning my phone calls.
02:16Well, I'm here now.
02:18What do you want?
02:20Come on, Julie.
02:21I just want to see you again.
02:23You know, talk, hang out.
02:25Maybe it would be better if we just cooled it for a while, okay?
02:29Why?
02:29Well, you just threw rocks in her mother's face.
02:31How's that for a start?
02:43Thank you so much.
02:45I have been trying to find a way to break up with him for weeks.
02:47You finally gave me an excuse.
02:48Yes, Susan had failed many times as a mother.
02:51You did good, Mom.
02:52So she took her victories where she found them.
02:55You're welcome.
02:57You'll be right at home.
02:57Go to sleep.
03:59The man's fancy turns to obsession.
04:10Hello there.
04:12Oh, my heavenly days. Rex, look. It's George.
04:16It's nice to see you, Brie. Dr. Bandicat?
04:20George.
04:20So, how's your health?
04:23Not good. And my cardiologist is an idiot.
04:26The doctor upped his dosage twice, and it's still not helping.
04:29I'm sure it'll all work itself out.
04:31You know, it's funny running into you both.
04:33I happen to have extra tickets to a bonsai exposition in Mount Pleasant Friday night.
04:37Would you like to go?
04:38I would love to. Rex?
04:40The whole evening of bonsai trees? Wouldn't it just be easier to shoot me?
04:44Probably.
04:47Probably.
04:54Well, why don't we just go by ourselves, then?
04:57Uh, actually, Brie, we have that thing Friday night.
05:01What thing? We don't have a thing.
05:02I think what your husband is trying to say is that he doesn't want you going out with me.
05:07Rex, are you still jealous?
05:10No.
05:11It's true that we dated during the separation, but George and I are just friends now, aren't we?
05:15Strictly platonic.
05:17But if you feel threatened...
05:18I don't feel threatened.
05:24Good. Then it's a date.
05:27So, are you going to make a purchase today?
05:29Do you know, I have finally convinced Rex to buy his first orchid.
05:33Make sure you study up.
05:34I hate people who own precious flowers and don't know how to take proper care of them.
05:38You know what I hate? Weeds.
05:40They just pop up out of nowhere, and you have to work so hard to get rid of them.
05:43I find with the right chemicals, you can get rid of almost anything.
05:47See you Friday.
05:55Mrs. Solis, what a surprise.
05:57Guys, we haven't seen you in here in quite some time.
05:59Yes, yes, I know. My husband and I went through a downsizing phase, but we've snapped out of it.
06:04Life is good.
06:06Oh, and this would make it so much better.
06:09Excellent.
06:10Slip inside. See how that feels.
06:14Oh.
06:16I'd love to have this in my driveway by Saturday.
06:19I'm having a big barbecue.
06:20I want everyone to see it.
06:22Oh, exciting. What's the occasion?
06:24I'm throwing my husband a going away party.
06:26Really? Where's it going?
06:28It's, um, it's a sort of government-sponsored sabbatical.
06:32How long is he going to be gone?
06:34Eight months.
06:35Six with good behavior.
06:40Isn't the leather interior wonderful?
06:42It is.
06:43It is. It's just the smell's a little intense.
06:46That's because it was imported from Italy.
06:48It's 100% Italian calf.
06:58I'm so sorry. It just hit me out of nowhere.
07:01You know, it's so weird. Smells have been making me nauseous lately.
07:06Boobs tender?
07:07Icky back?
07:09Yeah.
07:10Has it been going around?
07:11Only for centuries.
07:13I went through it all when I was carrying my oldest.
07:16The truth is, you're never going to fit a child's safety seat in the back of that tiny spider anyway.
07:21The four doors are much roomier.
07:23Well, wait, uh, I'm sorry.
07:26You think I'm pregnant?
07:27No, I'm not pregnant.
07:29Oh.
07:30You just have all the symptoms. I just assumed.
07:32Well, you assumed wrong.
07:34Well, I'm sorry.
07:35I'm on the pill, for God's sakes.
07:37Okay.
07:38Yeah, and another thing. I don't want a four-door.
07:40I want a sexy little convertible.
07:42And I want to buy one. Right now.
07:43I'll go start the paperwork.
07:45Well, not this one. I vomited in this one.
07:47Right.
07:49We'll find you a fresh one.
08:02Lynette!
08:03You forgot your Halpern file.
08:05Oh, my God.
08:07Lynette.
08:08If there was one person Lynette never expected to see again, it was Annabelle Foster.
08:16Eight years earlier, Annabelle had begged Tom to marry her, but he told her he wasn't the marrying kind.
08:24Then one day, Tom happened to meet a rising young executive by the name of Lynette Lindquist.
08:34And after a few torrid weeks, Tom decided perhaps he was the marrying kind after all.
08:43Causing an embittered Annabelle to move back to Chicago permanently, or so Lynette had hoped.
08:52You look fantastic.
08:56And you, you're here in the office.
09:02Tom's office.
09:03Yeah.
09:03Going on three months now.
09:06Oh.
09:07Didn't Tom tell you?
09:09It, uh, must have slipped his mind.
09:15Ah, afraid to tell the wife you're working with the old girlfriend, huh?
09:20I guess that makes me your dirty little secret.
09:27Well, I'll let you get back to work.
09:30See you later.
09:32Can't wait.
09:33Oh!
09:34I almost forgot.
09:35Your file.
09:36Here.
09:37Whoa!
09:45Hey, Paul.
09:46What's up?
09:48Something's been nagging me, Edie.
09:49I wanted to talk to you about it.
09:50Okay.
09:51That night I found you in my house.
09:54Why were you really there?
09:55Well, you know why.
09:56You came by to drop off your key.
09:58Some things were moved around in my living room.
10:00What were you looking for?
10:03What are you talking about?
10:05Do I have to call the police?
10:07Do whatever you want.
10:10Suit yourself.
10:14Okay.
10:16Okay.
10:16Susan made me do it.
10:18She has this fixation on why Mary Alice killed herself, and she keeps blathering on about blackmail notes and dead
10:24babies.
10:25Oh, and she got really hot and bothered when she found the name Angela written on one of your videotapes.
10:31Did she find what she was looking for?
10:33No, you came home before she had a chance to watch the video.
10:38I see.
10:41She sort of thinks you're evil.
10:47Thank you, Edie.
10:55What was that all about?
10:57Susan Meyer's obsession with Mary Alice almost got me arrested.
11:01And now Paul's after her.
11:03If I liked her better, I'd warn her, but...
11:06You know.
11:10Thanks.
11:23Susan?
11:27I'll talk to you girls later.
11:31Still avoiding me, huh?
11:33No.
11:34No.
11:37What do you want?
11:39I heard that you and Edie broke into Paul Young's house.
11:42I told you that.
11:43Edie.
11:47Well, yeah, we did.
11:49Um, we were just looking.
11:52It doesn't matter.
11:53It was dumb.
11:54Listen, I want you to stay away from that guy.
11:57Well, he's planning on doing that anyway.
12:00Good.
12:03Mike, I know why I was planning on staying away from him.
12:06Why do you want me to stay away from him?
12:08I just know he's a bad guy.
12:11So please don't mess with him.
12:13I won't.
12:16I promise.
12:19I promise.
12:20I promise.
12:21I promise.
12:22I promise.
12:22I promise.
12:23I promise.
12:24I promise.
12:24I promise.
12:27I promise.
12:27I promise.
12:29I promise.
12:30I promise.
12:32So, I've been thinking about the pharmacist.
12:35George, what about him?
12:37I don't think you should go out with him.
12:39Please don't be this way.
12:40He's the only friend I have who's interested in cultural things.
12:45Bree, I'm worried because he is obviously still in love with you.
12:48No, he just wants to be friends.
12:51He told me so.
12:52Well, what else would a man in love say?
12:55He's desperate to spend time with you.
12:57He does not seem desperate to me.
13:00I saw the way his hands trembled when you touched his shoulder.
13:04They did?
13:07When we first started dating, the same thing happened to me.
13:10I don't remember that.
13:12Listen, continuing to see him would just be giving him false hope.
13:16Well, I certainly don't want to hurt him.
13:19Again.
13:20No.
13:22You don't.
13:23I even think it would be a good idea to switch pharmacies.
13:26Really?
13:31Okay.
13:33You know what I'm going to miss most about him?
13:36George always has a way of making me feel good about myself.
13:40Yeah, he's a terrific guy.
13:45Honey, do your hands still tremble when they touch me?
13:49No.
13:50But, come on, we've been married 18 years.
13:54Yes, we have.
13:56And you still don't know when I need you to lie.
14:06Excuse me.
14:08Um, this home pregnancy test, is it a good one?
14:11I guess.
14:13Okay.
14:14Um, do you have a restroom?
14:16It's for employees only.
14:18Oh, it's right over there, Mrs. Solvice.
14:21Help yourself.
14:26What did I tell you about being rude to customers?
14:29You'll stick a smile on your face or I'll keep you in back stocking shelves where no one has to
14:32look at you.
14:36Bree, what a pleasant surprise.
14:38What brings you here?
14:39Didn't we just fill Dr. Vandekamp's prescription last week?
14:43George, as it turns out, I won't be able to go with you to the Bonsai Expo.
14:47Oh, why not?
14:48I think it would be a mistake for us to spend too much time together.
14:51Dr. Vandekamp said something about me.
14:53What was it?
14:55It doesn't matter.
14:56Please, tell me.
14:59He said you're still in love with me.
15:03That's...
15:04That's stupid.
15:06I'm not in love with you.
15:08I'm not.
15:09The truth is, I'm in love with Ginger.
15:14Ginger?
15:15The stock girl?
15:15Yes.
15:16It's very serious.
15:24Oh, why didn't you tell me?
15:26Well, we're taking it slow, but she is definitely the one.
15:29Oh, my goodness.
15:30Well, this changes everything.
15:32Listen, a friend of mine is having a barbecue for her husband on Saturday, and I think you should come.
15:36Really?
15:37Yes, and bring Ginger.
15:39Ginger?
15:40I don't know if she can make it.
15:42Well, you have to bring Ginger, because if Rex sees the two of you together, then he'll relax.
15:47Oh.
15:48Uh.
15:49Okay.
15:51I'm a bitch!
15:57You are out of toilet paper.
15:59Brie, I'll call you later.
16:07Lynette?
16:11Hey, honey?
16:13Are you home?
16:14Three months.
16:17God, you...
16:18You scared the hell out of me.
16:20Were you ever gonna tell me?
16:23I wanted to, but I kept putting it off.
16:26I knew how you'd react.
16:27Congratulations, you read me like a book.
16:31Why would you hire that woman?
16:35Look, technically, Peterson found her.
16:36I just vouched for her.
16:38Tom!
16:38Come on, honey.
16:39I'm just helping her out.
16:40It's the least I can do.
16:41Look, she was devastated when I left her for you.
16:45I felt bad.
16:47Do you still have feelings for her?
16:50All right.
16:51I'm not talking to you.
16:52Come on.
16:52You can tell me you still care about her, don't you?
16:54Just a teeny tiny little bit.
16:56I was just trying to be a good guy.
16:59That's all.
17:00Well, you can't work with her.
17:01What do you want me to do, quit?
17:03Talk to Peterson.
17:04Maybe he can get her transferred.
17:05I mean, weren't you guys planning on starting something up in Belize?
17:09Honey, you're crazy.
17:11No, I'm serious.
17:12If she stays, I will haunt your office.
17:16I'll bring you lunch every day.
17:18I'll bring the kids to visit.
17:19I will change diapers on your desk.
17:22Every birthday cake in the break room.
17:24Every retirement party.
17:25I will be there, watching her.
17:28Well, I better get you a parking space.
17:31Because she's staying.
17:45Don't you think it spices up the room?
17:53Oh, I was just leaving you a gift.
17:56To apologize for, you know, throwing gravel in your face.
18:02Well, you didn't have to do that.
18:04No, I kind of did.
18:06See, I want us to be friends.
18:07Yeah, well, that's not going to happen.
18:12Why not?
18:14Aside from you blinding me?
18:17You know, several weeks ago, you freaked out in my house.
18:21You screamed.
18:21You threw furniture around.
18:24Okay.
18:25Well, I realized that I was out of line that night.
18:28But I was upset.
18:30And we have to get over that.
18:31For Julie's sake.
18:33For Julie's sake?
18:34How do you think it makes her feel that her mother and her boyfriend can't even get alone?
18:38Hey, Zach.
18:39Julie does not think of you as her boyfriend.
18:43In fact, I don't think she wants anything to do with you.
18:48She said that?
18:49Yeah.
18:50I don't believe you.
18:51Believe whatever you want.
18:54Well, if she did, it's because you tell her stuff about me that's not true.
18:57Zach.
18:58Come here.
19:00Right now.
19:06Please, don't ruin this for me.
19:32How do you know Mary Alice?
19:35Who?
19:36Mary Alice Young.
19:37She lives next door to me in Fairview.
19:40She's standing right here in this picture with you.
19:44That's Angela Forrest.
19:45We worked together at the rehab center 15 years ago.
19:47Don't be dense, Felicia.
19:48Don't you think I know my own neighbor?
19:53Does this Mary Alice have children?
19:56A teenager.
19:57A boy.
20:02What?
20:06Angela and I worked together with a very disturbed young woman who gave birth to a baby boy.
20:12About a year later, Angela and her husband disappeared.
20:18Not long after that, I heard that the child was missing too.
20:23People said it was just a coincidence.
20:25But in my heart, I always hoped that she had given him a proper home.
20:31Are you saying she stole the baby?
20:35Don't look shocked, Martha.
20:38Makes your face look fat.
20:41The biological mother was a drug addict.
20:45If Angela really is your neighbor, which I doubt, then that child was very lucky.
21:15Lynette, hey.
21:16Oh, if you're looking for time, is that with a client?
21:18No, I actually wanted to see you.
21:21You know, that's really funny.
21:22I was thinking the same thing.
21:24I've been here all this time.
21:25We should go out.
21:26For lunch, just the two of us.
21:28Yeah.
21:29I'll check my book.
21:32So, Annabelle, do you have feelings for Tom?
21:37What?
21:38You heard me.
21:40Okay, you want to talk about this, Lynette?
21:42Let's talk.
21:44Yes, Tom and I were in love.
21:46But he married you.
21:48I'm not looking to break up a happy couple.
21:52Anyway, that's really more your speed, isn't it?
21:56Morning, ladies.
21:57Just going in for a little more fuel.
21:59Yep, one man's sludge is another man's liquid gold.
22:04Well, back to the trenches.
22:09Watch your step.
22:10Tom and I are a team.
22:12Our marriage is rock solid.
22:14Nothing you do could ever break that up.
22:16Then why are you down here right now, warning me?
22:28Thank you very much.
22:33Gabrielle, what brings you down here?
22:38Oh, sweet mother of God, what have you done this time?
22:42You're pregnant?
22:43Yes.
22:44And it's impossible.
22:45I'm on the pill.
22:46Which I know you probably think is a sin, but it works.
22:49It's a 99.9% effective sin.
22:51Well, maybe it's in that one-tenth of a percent that God resides.
22:55Couldn't wait to throw that in, could you?
22:57Look, God is screwing with me.
22:59He doesn't like the way I live my life, so he's punishing me.
23:02Well, have you done something that would warrant being punished?
23:07The gardener?
23:10I thought that was over.
23:11No, well, it was, and then, and...
23:14Well, you just had to be there.
23:16Look, that's my point, is I'd be an awful mother.
23:18I'm selfish, and I'm self-centered,
23:20and the only person more self-centered than me is Carlos.
23:23I mean, he's so self-centered that he doesn't even know how self-centered I am.
23:26We'd be terrible parents.
23:28Gabrielle, I'd like to help, but I'm not exactly sure what it is you want.
23:31No, it's just, I want to know who to be angry at.
23:35Here's a thought.
23:36Don't be angry.
23:37Be thankful.
23:39Children are a gift, are they not?
23:43I don't have time for this crap.
23:45I have a party to plan.
23:49Thanks.
23:50Edie.
23:51Hey.
23:52Hi.
23:52Wow.
23:53Things are really coming along.
23:54Yeah, slowly and expensively.
23:57Well, it'll be worth it.
23:57You're doing an amazing job.
24:01So, look, you're basically a predator, and I need some advice.
24:08And I know Tom loves me, but I don't trust this woman.
24:12I think there's an agenda there.
24:15I don't know.
24:16Maybe I'm being paranoid.
24:18No, no.
24:19You did the right thing coming to me.
24:21There are two ways to approach this.
24:24Well, first, I have to ask, what kind of shape is this woman in?
24:27Fantastic shape.
24:28She's gorgeous.
24:29Okay.
24:30Now there's really only one way to approach this.
24:32You're going to have to act fast.
24:34I'm listening.
24:35Well, it's really pretty simple.
24:37When I feel threatened by a woman, I pull her in.
24:40I make her my best friend.
24:42I thought you said you didn't have any female friends.
24:44I don't.
24:46And I've never felt threatened by another woman either.
24:49But the point is, keep your friends close.
24:53Keep your enemies closer.
25:02Tom, we're having a dinner party.
25:03I'm thinking of inviting Annabelle.
25:10We're not moving.
25:11Susan knows something.
25:12Edie said she...
25:13I don't care what Edie Britt said.
25:14I'm not leaving Julie.
25:16You want to risk our lives, our future over some schoolyard crush?
25:20It is more than that.
25:21Julie loves me.
25:23Then why does she refuse to see you?
25:26Mrs. Meyer lies to her.
25:27If it wasn't for that, she would be with me.
25:29Are you sure?
25:31You know, Julie's a very special girl.
25:34I know.
25:35She could have just about any boy she wanted.
25:39I think you're a wonderful kid.
25:40I do, but...
25:43You're not that special, Zach.
25:47Not really.
25:50She kissed me.
25:52Lately?
25:55Let's just pack our bags and get out of here.
25:57We can leave this whole mess behind.
25:59We can start over.
26:00And there will be other girls, I promise.
26:03No.
26:05If Susan goes to the police, it's over.
26:07They'll take me away.
26:08They'll take you away.
26:09Don't you get that?
26:10If Julie doesn't love me anymore, then it doesn't matter.
26:13None of it matters.
26:24Oh, Magruder had absolutely no idea what was going on.
26:27During the entire shoot for the phaser campaign, he was practically holding Benson's hand.
26:32After the way to burn him, screwed him over.
26:34I'd be nervous, too.
26:35Oh, my God.
26:35I know.
26:35It was awful.
26:41Excuse me.
26:41I need to get in here so I can clear the plates.
26:43Hey, do you want some help with that?
26:44Oh, I'm good.
26:45Oh.
26:47Looks like we got company.
26:48Hey, guys.
26:49Isn't it time for bed?
26:50Oh, they never get to see you.
26:52Let them stay up for a while.
26:54Okay, come here.
26:55Come here.
26:55I want you to meet someone.
26:58This is Miss Foster.
27:01Hi.
27:01She's an old, old friend of your daddy's.
27:06Hey, what you got there?
27:07It's a picture we painted.
27:09Oh, let me have a look at that.
27:11It's all of us with Mommy and Daddy.
27:14We're really happy.
27:15Oh, that is so adorable.
27:17When did you do this?
27:19Today, Mom told us to.
27:21I just told them to paint something nice.
27:23The sentiment's all theirs.
27:25But you told us to.
27:26Hold on, honey.
27:26Grown-ups are talking.
27:28Well, this is really neat.
27:31Hey, how would you boys like to paint my portrait one day?
27:34Sure, you're pretty.
27:35Okay, great.
27:37So, like your dad said, it's time for bed.
27:39I'll take him back upstairs.
27:42Come on, guys.
27:45Mm-hmm.
27:45Mm-hmm.
27:52I must say, Lynette, your home is warm and inviting.
27:55Your children are absolutely precious.
27:57This whole evening was practically a commercial for the perfect family.
28:01You think?
28:03You couldn't have planned it any better.
28:06And I mean that.
28:09Good.
28:16Hello, Susan.
28:19Paul.
28:21Hi.
28:22I understand you and Edie went snooping through my house.
28:26Huh?
28:27It's okay.
28:28I'm not mad.
28:31So, what do you want to know about Angela?
28:36It was Mary Alice's birth name.
28:38She was named after her aunt Angela.
28:40When she was a teenager, they had her falling out, so she changed her name to Mary Alice.
28:45This was before we were married, so you'll forgive me if I'm hazy on the details.
28:50That's it?
28:51That's the explanation?
28:54Ridiculously simple.
28:54Isn't it?
28:57She changed her name because she got in a fight with her aunt?
29:01Paul, that just doesn't seem like something Mary Alice would do.
29:05Neither did suicide, but we both know that she did it.
29:10So, can we finally put this behind us?
29:14Or do you need to break into my home for anything else?
29:18Uh...
29:20No.
29:23I'm good.
29:24Thanks.
29:29Although, if you wouldn't mind, I'd really like to see that videotape I found.
29:33The one marked Angela.
29:36It'd be nice to see Mary Alice when she was young.
29:40I'm afraid that box of tapes was thrown out with the trash.
29:46Okay, then.
29:48Susan.
29:50I'm serious when I say I hope you'll leave my family alone now.
29:54This endless suspicion of yours has become very tiring.
29:58I couldn't agree more.
30:14Oh, that's my cell.
30:16Sorry.
30:17Okay.
30:22Oh, God, it's Peterson.
30:24Excuse me.
30:25Peterson?
30:26Hello.
30:27Yeah.
30:32So, this is quite a show you put on tonight.
30:35Show?
30:37The boys' paintings, all those references to how happy we are.
30:41What's wrong with subtly reminding Annabelle that you're happily married?
30:44Because it wasn't subtle.
30:46And it's an insult to me.
30:50I did not mean it that way.
30:55Are you so insecure that you have to pull that crap?
30:58Keep your voice down.
31:01It doesn't matter if she has feelings for me, as long as I am not interested.
31:05Have I ever, ever given you any reason to doubt me?
31:09Anyone is capable of anything.
31:11The first time we ever met, you were cheating.
31:13With you.
31:14Cheating with you.
31:15It's a pattern of behavior.
31:17Ugh, give me a break.
31:18Well, what am I supposed to do?
31:21You hire your old girlfriend, and you don't tell me about it for three months?
31:24I could have told you from day one, and you would still be jumping down my throat.
31:27No, Annabelle is ancient history.
31:29She's in the next room.
31:31How long do we have to be married, Lynette?
31:32How long until you actually trust me?
31:35I trust you.
31:36How many times have you said to me, if you ever touch another woman, I will take the boys
31:40on, I will walk out of here, and you will never see us again.
31:42Well, that's just something wives say to their husbands.
31:46Not all wives.
31:48God, Lynette, you're just so convinced that I'm going to be unfaithful.
31:51It makes me sick.
31:53The distrust, the paranoia.
31:55You know, no.
31:55It seems like you're not going to be happy until you drive me out of this marriage just
31:58to prove yourself right.
32:03Okay, wait.
32:04Forget I said that.
32:06It's too late.
32:08You said it.
32:10Well, then just consider it something that husbands say to their wives.
32:17Well, Peterson's on cloud nine.
32:19He discovered some inside scoop on the Metro account.
32:22The bad news is we're going to have to redo the entire presentation.
32:25Tonight?
32:26They need it first thing in the morning.
32:28Peterson says we might be pulling an all-nighter.
32:31Well, I can't drive.
32:32I've been drinking.
32:33I'll drive.
32:34Come on.
32:35Thanks.
32:36Don't worry, Lynette.
32:37I'll deliver him back to you as soon as I can.
32:41Please do.
32:58Honey, take over for a minute.
33:00I'll give him a speech.
33:01Just make sure they stay pink like that, okay?
33:05Are you okay?
33:07Oh, yeah.
33:08I just didn't realize how disgusting meat could be.
33:15Everyone, I just wanted to say it really means a lot to me that all of you came.
33:19And as you know, in a few days, I will be taking a little government-sponsored vacation.
33:24Lucky for me, breakfast is included.
33:30Oh, God.
33:30The bottom line is, I'm going away to jail.
33:34And when a man goes away to jail, which I hope none of you here ever have to do, he
33:40sees who his real friends are.
33:42So thanks.
33:44Thanks.
33:54Excuse you.
33:59Stay put until I need you.
34:01Don't talk to anybody.
34:02And for God's sake, don't get drunk.
34:04You know, I was supposed to go to my cousin's wedding today.
34:07It's not a wedding.
34:07It's a commitment ceremony.
34:08I'm going to sit down and try to fit in.
34:33Got you a hot dog.
34:35No, thanks.
34:36I'm full.
34:37Have a croquet set.
34:38Do you want to go hit some balls?
34:40No.
34:41Oh, that's fine.
34:42We could just sit here.
34:43Zach.
34:45I don't want to be your girlfriend.
34:46I don't want to hang out with you.
34:47I just want you to leave me alone, okay?
34:52Okay.
34:53I don't want to hang out with you.
35:23I don't want to hang out with you.
35:34In that moment, while looking at the pills that had been so obviously tampered with,
35:40Gabrielle's nausea was suddenly replaced by an even stronger sensation.
35:46Rage.
36:04What are you doing?
36:06I'm so sorry. That was an accident.
36:09Answer my question. What are you doing here?
36:12I was invited.
36:13By who?
36:14You know what, Dr. Van de Kamp? I don't believe I have to answer to you.
36:17See? I think you do.
36:18What is going on here?
36:20He crashed the party. This guy clearly is not taking no for an answer.
36:23It's okay. George has a girlfriend. You brought her, didn't you?
36:28He doesn't have a girlfriend.
36:29I do, sir. She's right over there.
36:36That's his girlfriend?
36:37See? We were worried for nothing.
36:41So, anytime you want to apologize.
36:45Oh, come on, Rex. You owe George some sort of gesture.
37:02Rex, have you lost your mind?
37:09To be fair, I only pushed him.
37:13Carlos, son of a bitch. I am pregnant and it's all your fault.
37:26Well, it's turning into one hell of a party.
37:36Are you okay?
37:38I think I can honestly say, no, I'm not.
37:41I'm so sorry.
37:44Thanks.
37:46But you know what they say about kids?
37:49That you can't imagine having them until you do,
37:52and then you can't imagine life without them?
37:56It's true.
38:01All I'm saying is, maybe this is a blessing in disguise.
38:06I don't know who the father is.
38:08What?
38:09Yeah.
38:12So, you mean you and John have still been...
38:13Yeah.
38:15Gabby?
38:15I know, Susan. I don't know what I'm going to do.
38:19Oh, oh, oh, my God.
38:21Oh, my God. That's my house.
38:23Oh, 9-1-1.
38:24Yes, that's my house.
38:26Oh.
38:27Oh, oh, my God.
38:29Oh, my God.
38:30Look, my kitchen.
38:32Oh, it's a big fire.
38:37Turns out someone left the gas on with candles burning.
38:41That's not possible.
38:42We don't burn candles during the day.
38:45Well, I did have a French vanilla candle burning earlier,
38:50but I'm almost positive.
38:52I blew it out.
38:53You're almost positive?
38:57Yes, I did.
38:59I did.
39:00I think.
39:01Look, you're lucky the fire was contained.
39:03The damage could have been far more extensive.
39:06You've got to be more careful from now on.
39:16Don't worry.
39:17We will be.
39:25Bree, hi.
39:27Hi.
39:28You left the party so quickly,
39:30I didn't have a chance to apologize to you
39:31for what Rex did.
39:34Oh, George, I'm so sorry he humiliated you
39:37in front of all those people.
39:39I don't know what got into him.
39:41Isn't it obvious?
39:41He hates me.
39:43No, he doesn't hate you.
39:44He doesn't even know you,
39:45and you don't really even know him.
39:48Well, I know this much.
39:49He's not going to let us be friends.
39:52Well, that's not his choice to make.
39:56What if he asks you not to see me anymore?
39:59What if he orders you not to?
40:03Well, I decide who I need in my life,
40:05and I've decided that I need you,
40:07and that's all there is to it.
40:11He can make it awfully difficult for you
40:12to spend time with me.
40:15Well, who says he has to know
40:17how I spend my free time?
40:32I'm having trouble with the family across the street.
40:35I think one of them may have set a fire in my house,
40:38and I don't know why,
40:39but I feel like it's got something to do
40:42with my friend who killed herself.
40:47I called the police,
40:49but they didn't take me seriously.
40:53This family's got a secret,
40:55a bad secret.
40:57I think I'm in over my head.
40:59I need you to find out
41:00everything there is to know
41:01about Paul Young and his family.
41:05Do you think you can help me?
41:09As a matter of fact,
41:18spring comes every year to Wisteria Lane,
41:22but not everyone remembers
41:25to stop and smell the flowers.
41:28Some are too busy worrying about the future
41:34or mistakes they've made in the past.
41:40Others are preoccupied
41:42with not getting caught.
41:47It's a window.
41:48Or thinking of ways
41:50to catch someone else.
41:59Still,
42:00there will always be a few
42:02who remember to take a moment
42:04and appreciate what spring has given them.
42:10just as there will always be those
42:13who prefer to sit in the dark,
42:16brooding over everything they've lost.
42:19For the year,
42:26Everyone.
42:36I missed.
42:37I've been having a moment
42:38now.
42:39I'm not sure
42:39but hopefully
42:44Just as if I can
42:44do this,
42:44you're on the side.
42:47We're still in the side
42:48of Dio's
42:49Here is your
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