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Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 12
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:02I think we're making a mistake to nice people.
00:05My money says one of them isn't.
00:06Hey, how creepy is Mrs. Hoover's sister?
00:09Promises were made.
00:10I'm going to find out exactly what happened to her.
00:13Marriages came undone.
00:14Gabrielle and I are about to start a family.
00:16Well, we're not negotiating my uterus.
00:18George, would you go out to dinner with me?
00:20You mean like a date?
00:21A date.
00:22And the truth?
00:23You burned your rival's house down.
00:25Was denied.
00:25I absolutely did not do that thing you accused me of.
00:31Martha Hoover waited her whole life for something to happen to her.
00:36Something exciting.
00:39As a child, she hoped to be kidnapped by a band of pirates.
00:44As a teenager, she dreamt of being discovered by a Hollywood talent scout.
00:50As a young woman, she fantasized a handsome millionaire would sweep her off her feet.
00:57But the years had flown by and still nothing exciting had ever happened to Martha Hoover.
01:07Until the night she was murdered.
01:10Hello, Mrs. Hoover.
01:12Paul.
01:13Let me give you a hand.
01:13That's really not necessary.
01:15I insist.
01:15In those last moments, it occurred to her, in addition to being boring, life could also be very cruel.
01:26Luckily for Mrs. Hoover, death was far more merciful.
01:35What do you think?
01:38That's our missing woman, all right.
01:41Oh, jeez.
01:43Didn't take the media long to get wind of this.
01:46Make sure no one contaminates my crime scene, huh?
01:58Hey, little lady.
02:00A lot of people are looking for you.
02:02You know that?
02:03Your face is going to be on the front page of every paper in this state.
02:07How's that for exciting?
02:09Officer Jackson couldn't be sure.
02:11But for a brief moment, he thought he saw the corpse of Martha Hoover.
02:17Smile.
02:18Smile.
02:20Smile.
02:20.
02:21?
02:21?
02:21?
02:35?
03:07Daph had come once again to Wisteria Lane.
03:11I'm afraid I have some bad news for you.
03:14We found your sister's body.
03:21Word of the tragedy would soon spread throughout the neighborhood.
03:25But for now, people went about their lives as they always did, blissfully unaware.
03:34Hello?
03:35Anybody home?
03:37In the kitchen.
03:38Good news.
03:39Finished my book, so I thought to celebrate you could take me out to lunch.
03:44Susan?
03:45Can we do a rain check?
03:46Edie and I are just looking over the plans to rebuild our house.
03:48My insurance company is finally cutting my check next week.
03:51And there's only one plumber I want.
03:53So don't expect to see this guy for a few months.
03:56I'm going to be riding him hard.
03:58Well, if anybody could go the distance, he can.
04:01I should know.
04:03See ya.
04:11Uh, Mike?
04:14Mike?
04:16We're on the clock.
04:25Hey, Felicia.
04:26What's up?
04:33Edie?
04:35They found Martha.
04:39Here.
04:40Blow.
04:41Good.
04:41All right.
04:42Come on.
04:43It's going to be fun.
04:44Follow me.
04:55Excuse me.
04:56Yeah.
04:57You can't do that.
04:59I'm here for the 10 a.m. yoga meditation class.
05:02Unfortunately, the daycare center's full.
05:05Yeah, I noticed that.
05:07But every time I come here, it's full.
05:08It's a popular class.
05:10And the other moms come early.
05:12Look, all I can tell you is plan ahead next time.
05:18Uh, Lauren, I'm a mother of four.
05:20Today I had to get up at five, make lunches, make breakfast, drop the twins off at school
05:25and get across town lugging a baby and a sick child.
05:29Telling me to plan ahead is like telling me to sprout wings.
05:32And it's things like being told to plan ahead that make me so crazy that yoga is the only
05:37thing that relaxes me, except I show up here and I can't get in, and you tell me to plan
05:43ahead.
05:45It's a vicious cycle.
05:47See how that works?
05:48I get it.
05:49But if I broke the rules for you, I'd have to break them for the other moms, too.
05:53And then the moms who actually followed the rules get all pissed at me, and then I have
05:56to get pissy right back.
05:57And before you know it, I don't have time to read my magazine.
06:00See how that works?
06:03I hope someday you have lots of children.
06:10Hello?
06:12Oh, hey, Susan.
06:12Listen, I can't talk.
06:13I'm in the middle of something here that...
06:17What?
06:28I had a wonderful time today.
06:30I did, too.
06:38Sorry I can't invite you in for coffee or...
06:41I get it.
06:41Rex still lives in the house.
06:43It would be awkward.
06:44Yeah, and I would rather cut off my hand than hurt his feelings.
06:51It'll, um...
06:52It'll be a lot easier once he gets well enough to move out.
06:55So do you want to have lunch tomorrow?
07:01I'd love to.
07:04Okay, wow.
07:06Pick me up at one and we'll do something fun.
07:08See you then.
07:09Oh, packages.
07:20Hello?
07:22Oh, hi, Lynette.
07:26What?
07:34Hi, honey.
07:36Welcome home.
07:43Thanks, guys.
07:45Take it easy.
07:52Come on, honey.
07:53Let's celebrate.
07:55Sorry, it's a cheap stuff.
07:56I had to economize.
07:57But now that you're back, we can restock the wine cellar.
08:01Let's toast.
08:02It's very good to be back.
08:05What's that?
08:07Oh.
08:08It transmits to this.
08:10My electronic monitoring device.
08:13Didn't the lawyer tell you?
08:15Tell me what?
08:16I'm on house arrest.
08:17It's a condition of my bail.
08:19Uh, no.
08:21No, he neglected to tell me that.
08:23Yeah.
08:23If I move more than 100 feet from that telephone, an alarm sounds.
08:26If I keep going, it transmits a signal to the FBI, and I'm back in jail.
08:31But how are you going to work?
08:33I can't.
08:34I can't do anything.
08:36Uh, no, no, no.
08:38That's unreasonable.
08:38What do they expect us to do for money?
08:41The lawyer's working on unfreezing the accounts.
08:43In the meantime, I mean, haven't you been booking modeling jobs?
08:48Carlos, this is not like New York, where I made thousands of dollars a day modeling haute couture.
08:54I'm doing boat shows.
08:55I spend eight hours a day doing this.
08:59Well, I'd buy two boats from you.
09:02Come on.
09:05Where's my toast?
09:11Welcome home.
09:19Hello.
09:20Hi, Bri.
09:23What?
09:26If you find anything in your sister's belongings, it might shed some light on her death.
09:30With, uh, letters or a, um, date book.
09:34Please.
09:36Call me immediately.
09:38I believe she did keep a diary or something.
09:40I'll look around for it.
09:45Look at them all.
09:48Vultures.
09:50Pretending to care when all they really want are the sordid details.
09:53I don't know.
09:54I think they just want to show their support.
09:58Please.
09:59Human beings feed on misery.
10:02Well, we might as well give the people what they want.
10:09Hello.
10:11I want to thank you all for coming out here and expressing your genuine sorrow and disbelief.
10:17My sister Martha would have been so touched.
10:19I know that many of you have questions.
10:21I've just spoken with the police who are still putting together the details of what happened.
10:25And what they do know is, Martha died a violent death.
10:31Oh.
10:32Yes, I know.
10:33It's hard to hear.
10:36Apparently, there was a struggle.
10:38They found scratching and bruising on her body, several broken bones, and traces of dirt in her lungs.
10:47Which leads us to believe that she was still alive at the time of her burial, and probably in great
10:53pain.
10:55But the good news is, there are no signs that she had been molested.
11:02Now, I think it's time that you return to your homes.
11:07To your loved ones.
11:11Oh, in lieu of a memorial service, I'll be holding an estate sale day after tomorrow.
11:17Please, no personal checks.
11:29By the next morning, everyone on Wisteria Lane was aware of Martha Hoover's demise.
11:36With no exception.
11:39Okay, boys.
11:40Hey, Mom.
11:41You see this gum?
11:42If you promise to be quiet while I am downstairs playing cards, it's all yours.
11:46Deal?
11:47Yeah.
11:48Yeah, okay, that's what I like to hear.
11:50All right, good.
11:51I mean, what are the odds?
11:52First Mary Alice, and then Mrs. Huber?
11:55I mean, it's shocking.
11:56Yeah, but this is different.
11:57Someone was actually murdered on our street.
11:59I remember talking to her right before she disappeared.
12:02You did?
12:02What'd you talk about?
12:03Oh, actually, she yelled at me for not bringing my garbage cans in.
12:07I'm gonna miss her.
12:12Edie!
12:13Hi.
12:14Hi.
12:15Come on in.
12:16Oh, you're all here.
12:18Yeah.
12:19Tuesday is poker day.
12:21Really?
12:22Yeah.
12:22Oh, you know, I love poker.
12:30Okay, then.
12:32Well, here's the deal.
12:35Since the Ice Queen isn't doing anything to memorialize her sister, I have decided to carry Martha's ashes up to
12:42Torch Lake and scatter them myself.
12:44It's where her husband proposed.
12:48That's so sweet.
12:49Oh, I know.
12:52So, I thought that some of the neighbors could caravan up there and we'd have a little ceremony.
12:59I've printed out maps if anyone needs one.
13:01And the dress is semi-formal.
13:03You know, Edie, I'd love to go.
13:06But, um, I just got back into modeling.
13:08You know, just for fun.
13:10And I have a gig tomorrow.
13:12I can't leave him hanging.
13:13I wish I would have known earlier.
13:14I would have arranged a sitter.
13:15Dorn, I have to take Rex to his angiogram.
13:18Hmm.
13:24Well, Meyer, what's your excuse?
13:30I'm just, you know, busy stuff.
13:34Well, your friends are much better liars.
13:44Okay.
13:46Mommy's friends are gone now and you can...
13:53Oh.
13:54Ow.
13:55Well...
13:55Ow.
13:56Well, yeah, I know it hurts.
13:58But that's what you get when you let your brothers put bubble gum in your hair.
14:03Pain and misery.
14:05Are you mad at me?
14:06Yes.
14:07Yes.
14:07I am mad at you.
14:09Ow.
14:10And I'm also cranky.
14:12You know how you get when you haven't taken a nap?
14:14Well, mommies are the same way.
14:16We need our downtime.
14:18And if we don't get it...
14:19Sorry.
14:20We end up saying and doing things which we don't normally do.
14:24Ow.
14:24And that's frustrating for me, too, because I do want to be the best mommy I can be.
14:28I think you're the best mommy in the world.
14:33Well, that's sweet of you, but it's not exactly true.
14:43I was so afraid when I suggested a picnic that you'd make fun of me, but I just think
14:48it's such a lovely, old-fashioned way to spend an afternoon.
14:52Well, as it happens, I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy.
14:55Oh, and we got so lucky with the weather.
14:58It's just absolutely...
15:02You know, your lunch hour's almost up.
15:05We probably should be getting you back to the pharmacy.
15:06Wait.
15:08I've had such a good time these last few days.
15:10I just want to show my appreciation.
15:13Another gift?
15:13I hope it's not another orchid.
15:15They're so expensive.
15:16Relax.
15:16This didn't cost me a dime.
15:18Okay.
15:28George, you shouldn't have.
15:35This is a 9mm Luger P08.
15:39From the moment you said you were in the NRA, I knew I wanted to give it to you.
15:42I can't accept this, George.
15:43This is an antique.
15:44It's too valuable.
15:45It's okay.
15:46My grandpa left it to me.
15:47It was surrendered to him by a soldier during World War II.
15:52Since I don't know how to shoot...
15:54It's so lovely.
15:55I mean, look at that handle.
15:56Is that Mother of Pearl?
15:58I think so.
15:58Only the officer's models had that.
16:00Do you really like it?
16:02Oh, absolutely.
16:05George, this is just so much better than an orchid.
16:13Yeah.
16:21I'm Susan Meyer.
16:22I saw you from across the street.
16:23I thought you might need a hand.
16:24No, thanks.
16:27I'm sorry for what happened.
16:30It must be really hard not knowing who did it or why.
16:35You must feel helpless.
16:36A bit.
16:38I'm hoping her journals will provide some insight.
16:42Journals?
16:43Yes.
16:44Martha kept them for years.
16:46Oh.
16:47So she must have written a lot of things in them?
16:51Every mundane detail of her life.
16:55And everyone else's, for that matter.
16:59The police want to see them.
17:02But I'm stalling them till I have a chance to read through them first myself.
17:07Wouldn't want any embarrassing family secrets getting out.
17:11That's smart.
17:12That's good.
17:14It's good to hear.
17:21I am so screwed.
17:23Mom, calm down.
17:25Everything about the fire and the measuring cup is going to be in that journal.
17:29Everyone is going to think I'm an arsonist.
17:31It may not be as bad as it looks.
17:32What?
17:33You think there's a chance Mrs. Hoover didn't write about it in her journal?
17:36Please.
17:37It's great dirt.
17:37I even put it in my journal.
17:40You're going to have to get to Mrs. Britt and come clean.
17:43Convince her it was an accident.
17:44If she doesn't press charges, the police will probably just let it go.
17:48Are you high?
17:49Edie hates me.
17:50That's why you're going to grovel at her feet and beg forgiveness.
17:54That's right.
17:56You're going to have to suck up to Edie Britt.
18:25Hey Mike.
18:27As you can probably see by now I took back my money and what little information you managed
18:32to dig up on your neighbors.
18:34Your replacement's going to need it.
18:36Pack up and move on with your life.
18:38Sorry for the mess.
18:48We're here.
18:49Ten minutes early.
18:51Sign me up?
18:52You just missed the rush.
18:53Sorry.
18:53No.
18:55No.
18:55I planned ahead.
18:57We're ten minutes early.
18:59Oh my God.
19:01What?
19:01When you said you had a sick child, I had no idea.
19:05How long's it been?
19:09Uh, he just kind of snuck up on us.
19:13Oh, he's so young too.
19:15God, it just breaks my heart.
19:18Oh.
19:21See, here's the thing.
19:22You go ahead into class.
19:24I'll find room for your kids.
19:28Okay.
19:30Hey Edie.
19:33Susan.
19:37Boy, I gotta say, I envy you.
19:42In the name of God, why?
19:45Well, you get to build your dream house for free.
19:48I mean, in a weird way, your house burning down was really a good thing.
19:53There's nothing good about it.
19:55I can't replace the memories, the photographs, the...
19:59Is there something you want?
20:04Okay, here's the deal, Edie.
20:07I...
20:09I...
20:10I...
20:11I...
20:11What?
20:12Spit it out already.
20:13I'm busy.
20:16I just wanted to see how you were holding up.
20:19You know, with Mrs. Hoover and everything.
20:22My best friend was murdered and stuffed into a garbage bag.
20:25And nobody cares enough to go with me to spread her ashes.
20:35I'll go with you, Edie.
20:45Hey.
20:48Oh, thank God, I'm starving.
20:51Well, dig in.
20:52I am way too tired to eat.
20:54Hey, I'm sorry.
20:56Come on.
21:07You said you get to go by the hospital?
21:09Visit my mom?
21:11I worked 10 hours today.
21:14I'll go by tomorrow.
21:16She doesn't even know when I'm there.
21:18She's going to wake up soon. I know it.
21:21And you know what would make her really happy.
21:24Oh, God, if you say a grandchild, so help me, Carlos.
21:27Gabriel, please.
21:28No, you promise. No babies.
21:29Things change.
21:31Yeah, I know.
21:32The feds towed away my Maserati.
21:34My husband is a felon,
21:36and I spend my days getting groped by fat tractor salesmen at trade shows.
21:41I am well aware things change.
21:43A baby is solid, a constant.
21:46And who's going to be changing the diapers
21:48when you're pumping iron in a federal prison?
21:50Huh?
21:51I like my lifestyle, and I don't want you to kill it.
21:55Well, look around, Gabriel. It's already dead.
21:57And there's nothing you can control.
22:00Maybe.
22:01But having a baby, that I can control.
22:04You, I can control.
22:05Hey, you can't talk to me like that.
22:07I'm still the man of this house.
22:09Oh, really?
22:10The man of the house?
22:14Don't walk away from me!
22:16Hey, hey, my food!
22:18Gabriel, come back here right now!
22:21Hey!
22:23I wouldn't go too much farther.
22:25You're going to end up back in prison.
22:28Dammit!
22:29Gabriel, get inside now!
22:37Hey, I waited all day for that!
22:39It's perfect!
22:45Crispy and burnt on the outside.
22:47Do it nice and steamy on the inside.
22:59You're the man of the house?
23:01You can't even leave it!
23:04Oh!
23:06Oh!
23:17I love this.
23:18It's like a little adventure.
23:19I've never fired a gun before.
23:21The memory of this night will stay with you forever.
23:24Really?
23:25Oh, yeah.
23:26I always remember your first time.
23:30Kelly, I hope I brought enough bullets.
23:32You know, Brie, I...
23:35I can't tell you what these last few days have meant to me.
23:38Finally getting out of the house and trying new things.
23:40Oh, well, we sure have had some fun.
23:42No, no, it's more than that.
23:45I'm starting to forget what it feels like to be lonely.
23:48Oh, George, that's so sweet.
23:51Now, come on.
23:52Let's go shoot something.
23:55Now, before I fire a handgun,
23:56I like to go over a few of the basics
23:58just to make sure I'm ready.
23:59Okay?
23:59So, number one, strong stance.
24:04Two, high hand grasp.
24:06Three, hard grip.
24:09Four, front sight.
24:11Five, release the safety.
24:14And then squeeze the trigger slowly.
24:17What's a high hand grasp?
24:19Here.
24:20Take the gun.
24:22Okay, now when you're firing a semi-automatic,
24:24you want the web of your hand
24:25all the way up against the edge of the back strap.
24:29What is that perfume you're wearing?
24:31Uh, I'm not wearing perfume.
24:33Are you sure?
24:33Because you smell amazing.
24:35Oh, I was making macaroons before I left the house.
24:39Okay, now I want you to hold the gun
24:41like you're holding a beautiful white dove.
24:44Hold it firmly enough that it can't fly away,
24:46but not so firmly that you can kill it.
24:48Got it?
24:49I think so.
24:50Okay.
24:51Now all you have to do
24:53is take a deep breath
24:54and squeeze the trigger.
24:57George!
24:57No!
24:58Oh, George!
24:59Oh, my God!
25:00I'm sorry!
25:01Oh, George!
25:01Oh, I'm sorry!
25:03Oh!
25:06Oh, my God!
25:11Hey.
25:17Hi, George.
25:20I'm so sorry you lost your toe.
25:23The doctor said it's the middle one, so your balance shouldn't be affected.
25:27I mean, this really won't change your life one little bit.
25:33Please say something.
25:36I've always dreamed that before I died, I would get to kiss a truly beautiful woman.
25:45I finally get the chance, and I end up blowing off a toe.
25:51I'm not surprised.
25:53This type of thing always happens to me, and I know I'll get over it.
26:00But the thing that I don't think I'll ever get over
26:04is that when I did kiss you,
26:07you pulled away from me.
26:13Why did you do that, Bray?
26:15I was just caught off guard.
26:17But we're dating.
26:19Why would it be so surprising I would try to kiss you?
26:23I'm still married to Rex.
26:24I mean, we're not even legally separated yet.
26:27He cheated on you.
26:29You said you were going to hate him forever.
26:32You shouldn't listen to a woman who's just had her heart broken.
26:37We tend to lie.
26:47Hi, sorry.
26:53Lynette knew serious illness was not a matter to be treated lightly.
26:58What are you doing?
26:58I'm just picking up my sick, poor little baby boy.
27:01All right, here.
27:03Okay.
27:04But making her yoga class was a matter of life and death.
27:08Sorry, sorry.
27:09Excuse me.
27:10Excuse me.
27:11Hey, Lauren.
27:12Hi.
27:13Hi.
27:13We had a really rough morning.
27:14Don't give it another thought.
27:21I bet you were a cheerleader in high school, weren't you?
27:24My junior year.
27:25How'd you know?
27:26Girls like you were always cheerleaders.
27:29Clear skin, non-a-roll, popular.
27:32In high school, I was the girl that hung out with the freaks on the loading dock.
27:36And smoked.
27:38Everyone hated us.
27:39Well, you know high school.
27:41Thank God we leave that behind.
27:44See, I don't think we do.
27:46I'm still the outsider that doesn't get invited to the cool parties.
27:50And you're still the perky cheerleader who thinks that she can pull the wool over everyone's eyes.
27:56What?
27:57You came on this trip, paid for the gas.
28:00And look at you.
28:00You're changing this flat when you know I have auto club.
28:03You want something from me.
28:06I just know Mrs. Huber's death's been hard on you.
28:09I want to help.
28:11That's a lie.
28:13Why would you think I was lying?
28:15Because we're still in high school.
28:17The old rules apply.
28:19The cool kids only want to talk to the freaks when they need something.
28:22Now, you're not getting back in my car until you tell me what it is that you want.
28:36You're not getting back in my car until you tell me what it is.
28:54You know, for what it's worth, I would have talked to you in high school.
28:57Of all the lies you've told, that's the worst.
29:22Single bolt?
29:26Have a seat.
29:27Take a load off.
29:27I want it all back.
29:29My maps, pictures, my gun, and the money.
29:33Oh, my money, you mean?
29:35You are never going to get somebody who cares as much about finding Deirdre as I do.
29:39Why?
29:40Because you loved her so much?
29:42You abandoned her, remember?
29:44You saved yourself, found yourself a nice, safe wife, and you left my daughter to rot.
29:48So forgive me if I question your level of commitment.
29:55I need to do this.
29:57Why are you fighting me?
29:59Because you haven't been moving fast enough.
30:01And I'm running out of time.
30:03What do you mean?
30:04It seems I have a tumor.
30:08Apparently it's pressing on my brain.
30:13I'm going to die.
30:16And I'd like to know what happened to my daughter before I do.
30:26Ah, that was the best class ever.
30:29I just feel terrific.
30:32Oh, Lynette, this is my friend Callie.
30:34Hi.
30:35Hi.
30:35She wanted to meet Parker.
30:37Oh, really?
30:37Why?
30:39I'm a survivor.
30:41Breast cancer.
30:42About six years ago.
30:44Can I hug your son?
30:48Sure.
30:53I know exactly what you're going through.
30:56But you're going to be brave, okay?
30:58And you are going to survive this because you are a tough little soldier.
31:10Mommy, am I dying?
31:24No, you're not dying.
31:26People just think that because I shaved your head.
31:29You shaved his head?
31:30Yeah, my brothers put bubble gum in my hair.
31:37Sorry.
31:39Excuse me.
31:40And just like that, Lynette realized the road to enlightenment and spiritual well-being
31:46was now closed to her.
31:53Oh, George, what a surprise.
31:59See, I've been doing a lot of thinking since we talked at the hospital.
32:06Well, I don't care what we call it.
32:10We can call it dating.
32:11We can call it hanging out.
32:12Whatever it is, I just want to be with you.
32:14See, I really need our friendship back.
32:20I don't think that would be wise.
32:23Why not?
32:24Well, I mean, wouldn't you keep hoping that in time I would feel the same way about you
32:28as you feel about me?
32:32Maybe.
32:34Oh, George.
32:35I wish you wouldn't say, oh, George, like that.
32:39Like I'm so pathetic for even thinking that you could love me someday.
32:42I don't think you're pathetic.
32:43It's just that...
32:47I can't.
32:51Oh, jeez.
32:53Oh, jeez.
32:54Oh, George, please don't go.
32:56Why can't we talk this over?
32:57George, I'm...
32:59Oh, my God.
33:02George, here.
33:02Get away from me!
33:04Do you lean on me?
33:06I don't need you!
33:07I don't need anybody!
33:15You know, honey, tonight's the last night of the boat.
33:18We'll be able to spend some time together before that home and garden thing next week.
33:24Carlos.
33:25I'm going to jail.
33:27And you're not going to be here when I get back.
33:30What?
33:31It's true, and I won't blame you.
33:33Don't talk like that.
33:35Everything's going to be fine.
33:36We're going to sort this mess out, and you're going to be back on top again.
33:40Gabby, they could find me guilty on every charge.
33:43I could go to prison for five years.
33:45We'd probably have to sell the house.
33:46You'd have to keep working.
33:47Okay, Carlos.
33:48If that happens, can you promise you won't ever leave?
33:55I promise.
33:58I gotta go.
34:22Do you need help with the container?
34:26No, I got it open.
34:28I'm good.
34:35So, what are you waiting for?
34:37I just need a moment, okay?
34:40Oh, of course.
34:41Take your time.
34:53Are you okay?
34:56No, I'm just so grateful.
35:00I know.
35:01I know.
35:02Miss Hoover was a good friend to you.
35:05No, I'm not talking about Martha.
35:08I'm grateful to you.
35:10Me?
35:12Yeah, I've been such a bitch to you over the years, and...
35:17Here you are, rowing me out to dump her ashes.
35:23Well, it's really no big deal.
35:27Yes, it is.
35:28You stepped up when nobody else would, and here I am, thinking you have an ulterior motive.
35:37Oh, God, Susan, you're such a good person.
35:43And I'm such a bitch.
35:47Well, Edie, you're not that bad, and believe me, I'm not that good.
35:51Oh, yes, you are.
35:52Oh, please don't do this.
35:55Now, Martha may be gone, but the good Lord above has shown me that I'm not alone.
36:02I am so grateful that I still have a true friend.
36:10Thank you, Susan.
36:13Edie, I burned your house down.
36:15Huh?
36:16I was scared that you were sleeping with Mike, and so I let myself in, and I snuck around.
36:22I accidentally knocked a candle over, and the whole...
36:24Just...
36:25I'm so sorry.
36:28Can you ever forgive me?
36:42Roll me back.
36:45Now.
36:53I'm sorry about before shoving you.
36:56I didn't mean...
36:56I'm not gonna break.
36:59I'm sorry, too.
37:02Questioning your commitment, your guts, I know better than that.
37:08Yeah, you should.
37:11I keep this with me all the time.
37:15Remind me why I'm there.
37:18If it turns out someone hurt her, I want them dead.
37:21We need to be sure before we do anything.
37:24Well, when you're sure.
37:26I know I can trust you to take care of it.
37:29After all, you already killed for her once.
37:34I know I know I'm not, but what you do is
37:38I know I know I've been...
37:39Yeah, you guys.
37:56I know I know I know.
37:56I know I've been there too.
38:03That's what I am online.
38:06yes it's a pharmacy my wife asked me to call she lost her prescription
38:12gabriel solis yeah the birth control pills great great she'll be very relieved
38:20can she get enough for a couple months
38:24yeah that's right better save than sorry thanks a lot oh did you guys deliver
38:41you do please talk to me
38:48I've been thinking about this for the last 90 miles and you don't have to forgive me
38:54you can go to the police kick me you can burn my house down you just have to know that
39:01I am so
39:02wracked with guilt I don't think it's possible for me to suffer any more than I'm already suffering
39:10boy I'd like to put that theory to the test
39:19well whatever you want to do
39:23just know that I'm sorry
39:32I'm not going to the police
39:36you're not no the insurance company will just want to investigate and it'll delay my check
39:41thank you
39:43but
39:47there is something I want you to do for me
39:50of course anything you name it what
39:54I want to be invited to your poker game
39:57our poker games
39:58I'm not saying I'll go and I'm not saying that you and your little friends have to be nice to
40:03me but
40:04every once in a while yeah
40:07be nice to be asked
40:10well uh we meet on Tuesdays
40:13and it's potluck lunch everybody has to bring something
40:16I'm not bringing anything
40:17oh you don't have to
40:20well this is good
40:23thank you
40:26I guess I should go take a shower and wash Mrs. Hooper off me
40:34hold it
40:35I can't stand the thought of Martha's ashes going down some sewer drain
40:42well Edie I have to clean up
40:46well this is such a beautiful lawn
40:49we could put her to rest right here
40:53on my front lawn
40:54why not
40:56she could spend all of eternity looking at her house and keep an eye on the neighborhood
41:01she'd like that
41:03stand over here
41:04I'll hose you off
41:08I don't think so
41:11you owe me
41:21Martha
41:23I'm gonna miss you
41:42death is inevitable
41:44it's a promise made to each of us at birth
41:48but before that promise is kept
41:50we all hope something will happen to us
41:56whether it's the thrill of romance
42:01the joy of raising a family
42:06or the anguish of great loss
42:11we all hope to experience something that make our lives meaningful
42:21but the sad fact is not all lives have meaning
42:28some people spend their time on this planet just sitting on the sidelines
42:36waiting for something to happen to them
42:41before it's too late
42:42forever
42:43and
42:43you
42:53you
42:55you
42:56you
43:11you
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