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Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 12
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00:02Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:04I'm gonna die, and I'd like to know what happened to my daughter before I do.
00:08When it comes to Wisteria Lane, there are old crimes
00:15New crimes
00:16As soon as it gets dark, we get rid of that body.
00:20And crimes that are happening
00:24Right under everyone's nose.
00:27I'm thinking it's the Apple Whites.
00:32Jim Halverson was aware that he had little to offer a woman.
00:36He was neither rich, nor smart, nor handsome.
00:40Are you Jim? I'm Susan Meyer.
00:42Oh.
00:43So when his friends set him up on a blind date with a beautiful stranger...
00:47Wow, you're so much hotter than Nicky said you'd be.
00:50How old are you?
00:53How old do you think I am?
00:54Jim made the tragic decision to try to be funny.
00:57Nah, not a day over 50.
01:00Why don't we get our table?
01:02Well, that was funny because you're so obviously not 50.
01:06That's why I said 50, because it's absurd.
01:08Jim did everything he could to get Susan Meyer to laugh.
01:12He tried racial humor.
01:13So, guess what time Chinese people go to the dentist?
01:172.30.
01:19It's...
01:20Get it?
01:212.30.
01:22Good buddy.
01:24Good buddy.
01:25I love that.
01:26He tried to be engagingly risque.
01:29Rectum?
01:29Damn near killed him.
01:34You know what a rectum is, right?
01:38He even tried gentle teasing.
01:41No, no, you see, by comparing you to a Nazi, I was making the point that you're so not a
01:47Nazi.
01:48And just when Jim thought the date couldn't get any worse,
01:52Ow! Ow! Oh!
01:56It did.
01:58Okay, Jim, I need you to look up. And down.
02:04So, how did this happen?
02:06It was an accident.
02:07Oh, I don't know about that. Some cultures, head-butting is a mating ritual.
02:11That's... yeah.
02:12Dr. McCready, can I talk to you about my head away from the draft?
02:19Yeah. Call me Dr. Ron. Everyone does.
02:22Uh, Dr. Ron, I need you to pretend there's something wrong with me and admit me for the night.
02:28I'm sorry?
02:28This is the worst date I have ever been on in my life.
02:31That man is the most obnoxious, offensive, annoying human being.
02:34And you're looking at me like I'm crazy right now, but I will be if I spend one more second
02:37with him.
02:37So you've got to help me. You've got to do something.
02:39It's my mental health. My mental health. You took an oath.
02:43Could you let go of my lapel, please?
02:47Sorry.
02:49Um, listen, I'm sorry. Your date's not going well, but I can't admit you, Susan.
02:55Right.
02:56Right.
02:59Jim, let's, uh, let's take a look at those reflexes.
03:01Hey, hey, I got a joke for you.
03:03Doctor, what's the correct medical term for the circumcision of a rabbit?
03:08Haircut. Haircut.
03:10That's...
03:11I don't...
03:12I always...
03:14Jim, I'm going to need to keep you here for a while and run some tests.
03:17Really?
03:18Yeah, I'm still worried about that bump.
03:19Oh, I know.
03:20That's still...
03:21And Susan, you're good to go.
03:24And though it only lasted a moment, Jim caught the look that passed between his date and his doctor.
03:32Thank you so much, Dr. Ron.
03:35And he suddenly got the feeling.
03:38The joke was on him.
03:40The joke was on him.
03:43The joke was on him.
04:01The joke was on him.
04:24The annual blood drive was a tradition on Wisteria Lane.
04:29Most residents came to help promote health and well-being.
04:34But my friends turned up for a different reason.
04:38They were growing increasingly concerned that their street was infected with a dangerous kind of sickness.
04:45And they came to consult with one another about a possible cure.
04:50Oh great, she caught me staring.
04:52Have you guys noticed how friendly Betty's been since that body was found in front of her house?
04:57I don't trust friendly women.
04:59That's okay, they don't trust you either.
05:01I just know those two have something to do with that dead body.
05:04Do we even know who he is?
05:06Well, the paper said the police are withholding the details.
05:09Bree, maybe you should call in a favor from your police detective pal.
05:11Have him poke around.
05:12That's a great idea.
05:14You could have him do a background check on the apple whites.
05:16I don't think I can do that.
05:18Why not? You said he was nice.
05:19Well, once he stopped suspecting me of murdering Rex, he was delightful.
05:23But, um, I don't really know him.
05:26Well, somebody has to do something because I'm losing sleep.
05:28Betty!
05:29Matthew.
05:30Hello everybody.
05:32Susan.
05:33Little birdie told me you're having a birthday soon.
05:36We should all go out and celebrate.
05:38Super.
05:39Sounds like a plan.
05:41Count me in.
05:43Bye.
05:43Bye.
05:43See ya.
05:46So why are you everybody's best friend all of a sudden?
05:48If there was ever a time to be neighborly, this is it.
05:51Well, we're idiots for staying here.
05:53I mean, we should have hit the road as soon as they found the room's body.
05:56I mean, how do we know he didn't tell Foster where we're hiding?
05:58Because if he had, Foster would have shown up by now.
06:01Besides, if we take off, what are we gonna live on?
06:03I have all of our money tied up in this house.
06:05So why not just sell it?
06:07Patience, Matthew.
06:08If we take off right away, it'll look suspicious.
06:11And what we need is a story.
06:14A reason for us to move.
06:20Look at this.
06:21AB negative.
06:22Yeah.
06:23It's the rarest of all blood types.
06:25Well, there must be something in the water around these parts.
06:27You're my second AB negative today.
06:29Seriously?
06:31Uh, who was it?
06:33That guy.
06:47Hi, Bree.
06:49Oh, hi.
06:50I just wanted to thank you for your advice on my azaleas.
06:53They're just thriving.
06:55Oh, it was no trouble at all.
06:56Such a shame I may not be around to enjoy them.
07:00Well, my mother is taken ill.
07:03And Matthew and I will probably go and visit her.
07:06We may even be moving.
07:08We just don't know yet.
07:10How?
07:11Well, where does she live?
07:13Back in Chicago.
07:15Is it serious?
07:18I...
07:18I don't know yet.
07:21Well, obviously I'll be speaking with her doctor.
07:24Oh, Betty.
07:25If there's anything I can do, anything at all.
07:27Oh, thank you.
07:29You've already done so much.
07:32Bye.
07:41Oh.
07:43That Dr. Ron called.
07:44He needs to see you for a follow-up appointment.
07:46He needs to see me or he wants to see me?
07:49Geez, Mom, how cute is this guy?
07:51Oh, he could be cuter.
07:53But I don't know how.
07:54So ask him out.
07:56Oh, no.
07:57I can't do that.
07:58Mom, he's a cute surgeon.
08:00What's the problem?
08:01He's young.
08:03Young?
08:04Younger than me.
08:05How much younger?
08:08Let's just say if I was a senior in high school, I'd be saying,
08:11wow, you're a hot fifth grader.
08:13Well, of course it's gonna sound gross if you say it that way.
08:16But you're both adults, so why not just ask him out?
08:18Because the conversation could go something like this.
08:21Dr. Ron, I think you're hot.
08:23Oh, well, thank you, ma'am.
08:25Now I think it's time we talk about your hip replacement.
08:30Mom, you're hot and funny and nice and clearly desperate,
08:35and guys are into that.
08:37Play to your strengths.
08:50I think God you're home.
08:51What's wrong?
08:52Pat said you told her it was an emergency.
08:54The boys were sent home from school.
08:56What?
08:56Why?
08:57I called.
08:58The machine kept picking up.
08:59I know.
09:00I know.
09:00Look, I...
09:02They've got chicken pox.
09:04Chicken pox?
09:05That's the emergency?
09:06They're totally contagious.
09:08Not to us.
09:09They are to me.
09:10I've never had it.
09:11Well, you never told me that.
09:13The point is, I can't go in there.
09:16It's a hot zone.
09:17Well, Tom, somebody's gotta take care of our kids.
09:20Exactly.
09:21And since you're immune...
09:23Oh, you've gotta be kidding.
09:24I have to get back to work.
09:25Just for a couple of days until they're not contagious.
09:27It is not the Ebola virus.
09:28It's chicken pox.
09:29You are being a baby.
09:31Yes, I am.
09:32Okay.
09:33And if you think I'm being a baby now, do I need to remind you of what I'm like when
09:37I'm sick?
09:40Remember that time I had strep throat?
09:43We wound up in marriage counseling.
09:47I'll call the office.
09:51Thanks, honey.
09:53Um, Solis, I gotta talk to you.
09:55Ralph, if this is about Luis overwatering the hydrangeas again, I told you, no one likes
09:59a tattletale.
10:01My wife left me.
10:03Oh, I'm sorry.
10:05I didn't know you and Bonita were having problems.
10:08We weren't.
10:08Uh, it was all of a sudden she just packed her bags and left.
10:11She said, I have an illness.
10:13I need to get help.
10:15Why?
10:16There's nothing wrong with me.
10:17I just like to look at pretty ladies on the internet.
10:20Uh-huh.
10:21Sure, they're not always dressed and sometimes there's more than one.
10:25But I only go to the classy websites.
10:28There's some really sick stuff out there, Mrs. Solis.
10:31Ralph!
10:31Make your point.
10:33Um, last night, uh, I found this new website.
10:36And there was a picture of a lady sitting on a bearskin rug with nothing on except her
10:39little pointy elf hat.
10:41It's very festive.
10:42Uh, Ralph, why are you telling me this?
10:45I'm sorry.
10:46It's just, um, I think you really need to see this.
10:54Oh, my God!
10:56The lighting looks great on you, Mrs. Solis.
10:58I mean, most of the time you have to squint at the screen to see anything really good.
11:02And not here, no sir.
11:03That's, that's good.
11:04Well, um, thank you, Ralph, for bringing this to my attention.
11:08Um, Mrs. Solis, I was wondering, would you sign that for me?
11:15Oh, okay.
11:35Where have you been?
11:39Why didn't you come to see me?
11:41I came every Sunday.
11:43You were just too out of it to know I was here.
11:46I think you're lying.
11:49Not then again, these days, I think everyone's been lying to me.
11:54The thing is, you're here now.
11:59So tell me what I want to know.
12:03Did you find the man who killed my daughter?
12:15It was a guy named Todd Forrest, this low-life drug dealer.
12:21He got her hooked again.
12:23She tried to steal from him, and he killed her.
12:27And I killed him.
12:36I thought hearing that would make you happy.
12:38I thought I would, too.
12:41But it doesn't.
12:47Ow!
12:47I'm sorry.
12:49I want to start your IV, but your veins are kind of bad.
12:52Well, here, let me help you.
12:55Ow!
12:56What the hell are you doing?
12:58You're crazy!
13:00You're fired.
13:01Get out.
13:10So, I guess we're done then.
13:13Yeah.
13:20You, uh...
13:21You gonna come see me again?
13:26You're planning on having an open casket?
13:46Hey, guys.
13:47Hey.
13:48Hi, Lynette.
13:49Hi, Carlos.
13:50Oh, right.
13:51A Reuben?
13:52How sweet is that?
13:53Lunch brought right to the golf course.
13:55I hear you got some pretty sick kids in there.
13:57Oh, it's just chicken pox.
13:59But Braveheart here will only come in to sleep and shower.
14:02I can't say I blame him.
14:03I wouldn't want to be shooting blanks, either.
14:06Be well, my man.
14:07Okay?
14:07Bye, Lynette.
14:08See you later.
14:10I'm sorry.
14:11What did he mean, shooting blanks?
14:13Oh, it's nothing.
14:14There's just a small chance of sterility if a grown man gets chicken pox, so...
14:19We're not having any more kids.
14:20Why would it matter?
14:21Hmm.
14:21I don't know.
14:22Survival instinct.
14:24Is that if you're the last man to survive a nuclear holocaust, you can repopulate the planet?
14:29No, all I'm saying is that, God forbid something were to happen to either one of us,
14:33I want either one of us to have, you know, options.
14:38So you're saying that if I died, you would want a second wife and a family?
14:46Maybe.
14:48I can't believe you've actually thought about this.
14:51Haven't you?
14:51Thought about who I'd marry if you died?
14:55Hmm.
14:55No?
14:56Honey, it's a backup plan.
14:58I'm not going to use it.
14:59Then why have it?
15:01Well, I don't know, because...
15:03It's like there's this door, right?
15:05And I'm not planning on actually going through it, because I'm so happy in the room that I'm in,
15:10but in case of fire or flood, it's comforting to know that the door is unlocked.
15:19I'm not through with that.
15:20Yeah?
15:20Well, why don't you have your second wife make you lunch, okay?
15:23Oops!
15:24You.
15:28Bree, I have to say, I was very pleased to get your call.
15:33I mean, I'm surprised you wouldn't have anything to do with me, given my recent history.
15:38Oh, you mean, you're having suspected me of murdering my husband?
15:43Detective, that is all water under the bridge now.
15:45I'm very glad to hear you say that.
15:48I do have to confess that I have an ulterior motive.
15:51I need to ask you a favor.
15:53Oh, well, shoot, whatever I can do.
15:56We have these new neighbors, the Applewhites.
15:59It's a mother and her son.
15:59They just moved here from Chicago.
16:01And they seem very nice, but there's something about them that's off.
16:08They're... odd.
16:10Odd?
16:10Yeah, they're secretive and watchful, and there was a dead body found in front of their house.
16:15I can't run a background check on your neighbors for being odd.
16:22Is that why you wanted to see me? To ask me that?
16:26Yeah. Why?
16:31Well, during the investigation, I just thought there was a kind of a spark between us.
16:37You know, I thought this might be a date.
16:43Uh, no. I just wanted to ask you a favor.
16:48Fine. No harm done.
16:51When do I ever get to have lunch with such a lovely lady anyway?
16:54Date her.
16:56No date.
16:59Are you sure that you can check on the Applewhites?
17:02I mean, I just know that there's something there.
17:04And you know, I have a sixth sense about people.
17:07And yet, you got engaged to the man who murdered your husband.
17:15Well, blood pressure looks fine. You're free to go, Mrs. Mayor.
17:19You mean I'm not going to see Dr. Ron?
17:21Well, I do the follow-up exams. Dr. Ron only comes in if there's a problem.
17:25Oh, well, maybe I should go ahead and see him anyway, just to be safe.
17:29I'm sorry. Dr. Ron's schedule is very tight today.
17:32So unless you're having a serious problem...
17:37You're experiencing nausea, chills, and tingling, huh?
17:40Yeah. But now that I think about it, I bet it's just all the coffee I drink.
17:44I drink way too much coffee. Do you like to drink coffee?
17:48Uh, no. No.
17:50So the tingling is in your fingers and your toes?
17:52I should switch to juice. I know the best juice place. You would love it.
17:56Do you drink juice?
17:58Wow. Susan, how often have you been having these involuntary muscle spasms?
18:04Oh, oh, uh, not that often. I probably just need a good massage.
18:11Susan.
18:14Yeah.
18:16I want to get you in for an MRI.
18:19Oh, oh, oh, no. I don't think that's necessary.
18:22You a doctor?
18:23I got high marks in math and science.
18:28I want to get you in for an MRI.
18:35No, no, no. I think given the misunderstanding that I should get the bill.
18:41I won't hear of it.
18:41All right. We'll split it.
18:44Fair enough.
18:49You know what? Let me, uh, let me give you a ride home.
18:54Detective Barton? Is this some sort of high school ploy to get me back to your place?
18:59I just don't think you should be driving a car you've been drinking.
19:02I had two glasses of wine.
19:04Three, plus the tawny portwood dessert.
19:07It's all here on the bill. You want to take a look.
19:11You know what? I politely rejected you, and now you're getting your revenge by embarrassing me.
19:16You've had too much to drink. Give me your keys.
19:19I am not giving you anything.
19:23Except the bill.
19:49Except the bill.
20:01What do you think you're doing?
20:03I followed you to make sure you were okay.
20:06You were weaving.
20:08Please step out of the car.
20:09You can't be serious.
20:12Out.
20:15Detective, I am not drunk, and I am not stupid.
20:18I know exactly what this is all about.
20:21I'm gonna need you to take a sobriety test.
20:23Sobriety test? I'm not taking any sobriety... test.
20:29This behavior stems from the hurt feelings of a man with very low self-esteem.
20:34The world is a big place, and I'm sure there is a woman out there somewhere who'll respond to your...
20:40macho posturing.
20:44Well...
20:46Here's hoping.
20:56Baby, what you're about to see will most likely shock and upset you.
21:01Okay.
21:03Remember Scott, the photographer I was dating when we met?
21:06The one I dumped for you, who never really got over it and who I always said was gonna get
21:10back at me?
21:11Mm-hmm.
21:14Oh, Carlos, I love you so much.
21:17Move.
21:21What is this?
21:23Scott's website. With pictures of me on it.
21:31Well, say something.
21:33Oh, my God.
21:35It was supposed to be funny. A naughty little Christmas gift from my boyfriend.
21:40Oh, my God.
21:42I know. I was freakishly flexible back then.
21:47I'm sorry. Look, what are we gonna do about this?
21:50I guess I'll call my lawyers.
21:52I gave these pictures to him as a gift. He owns them.
21:55Then I guess we're screwed?
21:57Not necessarily.
21:58See, here's what I'm thinking. Scott's a coward.
22:01So you could totally put the scare into him.
22:04All you gotta do is go and rough him up and he'll take my pictures off the website like that.
22:09I'm sorry, but this is your mistake.
22:12You're gonna have to fix it yourself.
22:14And I would love to, but I have the upper body strength of a kitten. I need a brute.
22:18Gabby.
22:20I am just now starting to get my rage issues under control.
22:24This brute doesn't swing that way anymore, so go find another.
22:29Well, when you left prison, did they leave you a contact list?
22:42So is Dr. Ron gonna be here for this?
22:45Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:47There's a hook on the wall there, so go ahead and get your stuff hung up and just get comfy.
22:51Dr. Ron should be here pretty soon.
22:52Okay.
23:09Is she trying to put on the dust cover?
23:11Yep.
23:18How long are we gonna let this go on?
23:20Just a few more minutes.
23:22Hi, uh, Susan?
23:24Dr. Ron.
23:27You don't have to get on dress for this.
23:30Oh, uh, I, I, uh, then why did you put out a gown?
23:36No, no, it's not a gown. It's, uh, it's the dust cover for the MRI machine.
23:44This should take about 45 minutes.
23:46Now, I know it's really cramped and uncomfortable in there, but try not to move.
23:51Susan, I realize that this whole process must be troubling for you.
23:55Yeah, it's pretty troubling.
23:57Well, we're gonna get to the bottom of this.
24:00I'll be here for you, okay?
24:05Hey, Dr. Ron.
24:07I just have a feeling that everything's gonna turn out fine, and when it does,
24:13I'd like to buy you dinner to celebrate my health.
24:16You know, I was thinking maybe Italian.
24:19Oh, what the heck. Maybe we can call it a date, if you like.
24:29Dr. Ron?
24:31He left a while ago. He got a phone call from his girlfriend.
24:38Oh.
24:39Okay.
24:46I'd like to get out now.
24:48Try not to move.
25:05Good morning, Louise.
25:07Ralph.
25:08Good morning, Mrs. Elise.
25:09Good morning, honey.
25:11Hey, you're talking to me again.
25:13Well, I thought about what you said, about the pictures, and you're right.
25:17It's my mistake, and I have to live with it.
25:28Oh, come on.
25:30He is ready.
25:37It's my fault.
25:39I'm not.
25:40We'll do it again.
25:45Oh my God.
25:47Yeah.
25:49It looks weird.
25:50What the hell are you doing?
25:51I'm living with it!
25:56Hey, turn around and keep guarding me.
25:58Oh, you're so mean.
26:01I'm putting your clothes on right now.
26:03Why?
26:04You either care if men leer at me or not.
26:06And you made it clear that you don't.
26:07So what's the point?
26:08Gabrielle, I am not beating this guy up for you.
26:10Then you better think of another way to get my pictures back.
26:13Because if you don't, people in Wisteria Lane
26:15are going to be seeing a lot more of me.
26:17Well, Louise, feast your eyes!
26:21Ah!
26:21Ah!
26:22My finger!
26:23Ah!
26:24I'm sorry.
26:25My finger!
26:27My finger!
26:28It's got to be your temper.
26:29I'll look for her, man.
26:30Don't worry, man.
26:30I'll find it.
26:34Hey, honey.
26:36Good news.
26:37I checked on Penny and she didn't scream.
26:41I think she's getting used to the mask.
26:44I don't want you to have options, Tom.
26:48If I die, I want to hear your life would be over.
26:51I want you to spend the rest of your life screaming.
26:54It should have been me on that plane.
26:58Plane?
26:58I'm assuming there was a crash.
27:00It could have been something else.
27:01Okay, wait, wait, wait.
27:02Do you have any idea how painful it is to hear about you,
27:05even think about your next wife and kids?
27:07I could never do that.
27:09I can't imagine my life without you.
27:11You are my everything.
27:13Honey, you're my everything.
27:14Okay, well, that's easy to say, but I need you to show me.
27:19How?
27:19With a vasectomy.
27:24Can I just get you some flowers?
27:26Look, it makes perfect sense.
27:27We're not going to have any more kids.
27:29And the pill just makes me bloat.
27:31It'll be great.
27:32Okay, Lynette, this is crazy.
27:33Oh, I know, I know.
27:35But it is what married people do.
27:38They go out of their way to calm each other's irrational fears.
27:44Oh, come on, Tom.
27:46I really need you to do this.
27:50Okay.
27:52Fine, you know.
27:54I'll make an appointment.
28:15Hey.
28:17Can I ask you something?
28:18I'd rather you didn't.
28:23How'd you get started?
28:26Started?
28:27No.
28:28In the escort business?
28:29I beg your pardon?
28:31I bet the guys go crazy with your whole classy, repressed thing you got going on, huh?
28:37I mean, your skin has, like, no pores.
28:40I am not sure, but I think there was a compliment in there somewhere, so thank you.
28:44But I am not an escort.
28:47How much you charge a night?
28:49Look, I...
28:53Five thousand.
28:56Wow.
28:58What do you have to do exactly for five grand?
29:02Hmm.
29:05All right.
29:06Bill cleared.
29:07Free to go.
29:09The car's at the impone lot.
29:10And you can pick it up in the morning.
29:12Well, how am I supposed to get home?
29:13I don't have any money.
29:15Call a friend.
29:16I have been through enough humiliation for one day.
29:18I hope you have a better suggestion than that.
29:20Okay.
29:21Well, let me think.
29:23Um...
29:24Walk.
29:36For goodness sakes.
29:47Free?
29:49Is everything okay?
29:50Oh.
29:51Oh, I'm...
29:51I'm fine.
29:52I just, um, had a flat tire.
29:55It's your lucky day.
29:56I'm a wizard changing tires.
29:58Up in.
29:59You know, thank you, but I think it's actually something more mechanical.
30:02My car's been making just a terrible noise.
30:05Well, I have Auto Club.
30:08Come on.
30:15Actually, my car has been impounded by the police.
30:34Thanks, Betty.
30:35And, um...
30:36I'd appreciate it if you could keep this little incident to yourself.
30:39I won't say a word.
30:40I swear.
30:41Well, that's good to hear.
30:42Because most people on the street couldn't keep a secret if their lives depended on it.
30:46Oh, Bree.
30:47Even if everyone does find out, it's no big deal.
30:51I mean, lots of people have DUIs.
30:53Yes, but the difference is most of those people were actually drunk when they were arrested.
30:57I was not.
30:59Of course.
31:01You know, you sound like you don't believe me.
31:05Well, um...
31:06It's just...
31:09I know you've gone through a lot lately.
31:11The death of your husband.
31:12The problems with your son.
31:14It would only be natural if you did self-medicate.
31:20I'm sorry, but since when do you know so much about my personal life?
31:24Bree, it's like you said.
31:27People on this street are not great at keeping secrets.
31:31Except for you.
31:33You're really good at it.
31:34I beg your pardon?
31:35Well, you moved into your house in the middle of the night.
31:38God knows what you moved in that you didn't want anybody to see.
31:42People hear sounds coming at all hours from there.
31:46And what was the last one?
31:47Oh, right.
31:48They found a dead body in front of your home.
31:51Everybody talks about the Appleweights, but nobody can figure out exactly what you people are hiding.
31:55So, congratulations.
31:56Your secrets are safe.
31:59For now.
32:18Edie.
32:19Hi.
32:20It's Betty Upwhite.
32:21Yeah, I'm sorry to call you so late, but I really need to meet with you first thing in the
32:28morning.
32:29Yes.
32:31Well, I've decided to sell my house.
32:39Dr. Ron, what are you doing here?
32:42We need to talk.
32:44It's not the kind of talk we can have over the phone.
32:48Oh, are you sure?
32:49Because I would look a lot better over the phone right now.
32:54Susan, your test results came back.
33:00And for the life of me, I can't figure it out.
33:03Now, based on the symptoms you were describing...
33:05Symptoms?
33:06Yeah, the dizziness, the tingling, the muscle spasms, the chills.
33:09It could be neurological.
33:10It also could be based on an autoimmune disorder.
33:13I just, frankly, I'm stumped.
33:15Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
33:16Hey, listen, we're gonna get through this, okay?
33:21I'm so sorry, but I'm not sick.
33:26What are you talking about?
33:28Your nurse wouldn't let me see you, and I really wanted to see you, so I sort of faked all
33:34my symptoms.
33:35The dizziness, the chills, you know, all of it.
33:40Why would you do something like that? What the hell's wrong with you?
33:42I know, I know, I feel really awful.
33:45I am just not the best at meeting men, and I thought you were cute,
33:48and I sort of thought that maybe you thought I was cute, and you're a doctor, and that's so sexy.
33:52So, so, I was up all night, worried sick, digging through medical books,
33:56trying to figure out some mysterious disease that doesn't really exist.
33:59Really? You were up all night?
34:01Yes. I don't enjoy telling people I think they're going to die.
34:05Especially not people I like.
34:07You like me?
34:08Yes.
34:09What about your girlfriend?
34:11What girlfriend?
34:11The one who called? In the MRI room?
34:13We had one date. She wanted a referral to a dermatologist. She's got eczema.
34:19Oh!
34:23Maybe we could go out sometime.
34:31Do you like sushi?
34:34I love sushi. I'm available tomorrow night.
34:38No, no, no, no. Tomorrow's no good. I'll still be angry. I should be cool down by Friday.
34:42Oh, uh, Friday's good.
34:45Oh, there's one thing. Your, uh, your MRI showed that you have a wandering spleen.
34:51A what?
34:52It's, uh, it's a wandering spleen. It's no big deal. Sometimes the thing just moves around in there. But we'll
34:56keep an eye on it.
35:03Oh, there you go.
35:05Oh, you're right.
35:05Okay.
35:09Okay, go get him, Tiger.
35:13I can't do it, Gabby.
35:15What?
35:16I can't go in there.
35:17I thought I could, but I can't.
35:19You promised.
35:21Ever since I got out of prison,
35:22I've been trying to lead a better life.
35:24And for the first time, I can honestly say
35:26that I'm a good Catholic, and I don't want to ruin that.
35:30So do this today and go to an extra-long Mass tomorrow.
35:34It doesn't work that way.
35:35Okay.
35:36Look, I'm really trying to understand your moral dilemma here.
35:40I am.
35:41But if you don't get my pictures back, I'm going to be humiliated.
35:44Hey, you think our gardener is the only local perv surfing the web?
35:48I'm sorry, Gabrielle.
35:50You used to go crazy when men would so much as look at me the wrong way.
35:54I mean, that's when I had clothes on.
35:56I'm trying to be better than that now.
35:58Or maybe you just don't love me as much as you used to.
36:00Why can't you just let me be a good person?
36:03If you really loved me, you wouldn't even ask me to go in there.
36:06If you really loved me, I wouldn't have to ask.
36:15Fine. Forget it.
36:18Really?
36:19Be a good person. Knock yourself out.
36:24It's not that I don't love you.
36:26Yeah, okay. Look, let's just go home.
36:37What are you doing?
36:39I'm getting your pictures back.
36:42I'm not going to hurt him.
36:45I'll talk to him.
36:47Appeal to his better nature.
37:01Can I help you?
37:03I'm Carlos Solis.
37:06You have, uh, naked pictures of my wife on your website.
37:10Oh.
37:12You're, uh, Gabrielle's husband?
37:16Uh-huh.
37:19Well, you know what? I'll just about take those off anyway.
37:22Oh.
37:24That's great.
37:30I really appreciate this, Scott.
37:32Hey, no problem.
37:34Tell you the truth, Gabrielle's pages weren't exactly raking in a big bucks for me.
37:38I find that hard to believe.
37:39I'm not saying Gabrielle's not a pretty girl.
37:41Of course she is.
37:42But, uh, she ain't exactly internet pretty, you know?
37:48What does that mean?
37:50Well, the web's about fantasy, not fashion.
37:52I mean, guys serving for porn, uh, they don't care how the clothes are hanging off the body.
37:55They just want to see the good.
37:56So, uh, if little Miss Nasty ain't rocking some curves...
37:59My wife has a perfect figure.
38:01Don't get me wrong, yeah.
38:03Our little Gabby knows how to, uh, work a runway.
38:06But, uh, when it comes to cyber-loving, no real man's gonna waste tissue on that.
38:10There you go.
38:11That's all of them.
38:13So, we cool now?
38:21Oh.
38:30Now that's my guy.
38:40Hey.
38:43Hey.
38:44You're not limping.
38:46Did everything go okay?
38:50I couldn't do it.
38:53What happened?
38:56I don't know.
38:57I got there, I...
38:59I put on the paper gown and I, uh...
39:04I just couldn't do it.
39:06Why not?
39:07It felt like I was being emasculated.
39:10Oh, please.
39:11I'm serious, Lynette.
39:12I don't make the money around here anymore.
39:14I don't provide for you and the kids.
39:16And I wasn't gonna let them snip out the last thing that makes me a man.
39:20Staying home and taking care of the kids doesn't make you less of a man.
39:25That's crazy.
39:26You expect me to calm your irrational fears.
39:29I expect you to calm mine.
39:42Are you saying you're unhappy?
39:47A little bit, yeah.
39:48A little bit, yeah.
39:54Well, what are we gonna do about that?
39:57I don't know.
39:59Well, can't we just...
40:00No, Ned.
40:03I don't know.
40:18Okay?
40:25Hi.
40:25It's Detective Barton.
40:27Look, I feel awful about what happened the other day.
40:29I was a jerk.
40:31So, to make it up to you, I did some sniffing around about the dead man they found in front
40:34of your neighbor's house.
40:35I've got some information.
40:37His name was Curtis Monroe, a private detective who lost his license a couple of years ago.
40:42He's apparently from Chicago.
40:43Now, I don't know if any of this is helpful, but...
40:48A couple of years ago, he's apparently from Chicago.
40:50Now, I don't know if any of this is helpful, but I just feel terrible about what happened.
40:58Illnesses can take on many forms.
41:00Those of the body are easy to treat.
41:04Much more difficult are the hidden maladies that fester in our hearts.
41:10The secret addictions that consume our souls.
41:16And the diseases we deny, which affect our judgment.
41:26To survive, we need to find that special someone who can heal us.
41:31I worked so hard all my life.
41:35So hard.
41:38Now it's all nothing.
41:42I got one daughter I hate.
41:44One who hates me.
41:47And one dead before her time.
41:52No one left for me now.
41:55Oh, what did I do it for?
42:02It was good.
42:04I didn't feel a thing.
42:08I have enough pain.
42:11I don't need any more.
42:13But we can never predict who will have the cure for what ails us.
42:19The other nurses all warned me you were difficult, Mr. Taylor.
42:22Or when.
42:24They'll show up.
42:27But I think we're gonna get along.
42:29Just fine.
42:30.
42:34.
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