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Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 7
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00:02Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:04You're glowing today, you know that?
00:05Gabrielle got pregnant
00:06You walked out on me
00:08Yeah, but look how far I got
00:11I'm just up the street
00:12Trouble moved in
00:13Being with George made you feel a bit guilty
00:16Well, I'll just have to get over it, won't I?
00:18And Bree moved on
00:19I know who really killed Melanie Foster
00:21You arrested the wrong man
00:23But not everyone
00:24Call 911 and tell them you got a killer locked up in the basement
00:27He is not a killer
00:28Got what they deserved
00:34It is often said that necessity is the mother of invention
00:39This is how mothers came to invent playdates
00:43So occasionally they could have a little time for themselves
00:47If you need me, I'll be at the salon
00:48But there are some mothers who don't get to take advantage of this maternal innovation
00:53Mothers like Lynette Scavo
00:57Who was no longer able to rest on weekends
01:00Stop it!
01:00Because her twins no longer received playdate invitations
01:05Ever since they had convinced Sasha Eden's boy that a pair of magic wings would allow him to fly
01:12And they had double-dare Sharon Chasen's boy to ride his bike blindfolded
01:20And they had encouraged Lisa Siegman's boy to try an exciting new game called Toss the Brick
01:27The Scavo twins had become persona non grata
01:32And Lynette's secret dream of being able to take an occasional nap on Saturdays
01:37Was growing dimmer and dimmer
01:44Until one day
01:45Hey, hey, hey, hey
01:46Florida press to knock it off, alright?
01:48Did you hear me? I said stop it
01:49Stand up
01:50Stand up
01:51Come here
01:53I'm so sorry
01:54Did my son beat you up?
01:56No, we were beating them up
01:58Is that true?
01:59Did they beat you up?
02:00Nah, it didn't hurt that much
02:02Jimmy?
02:03PJ?
02:04What are you doing?
02:05What have I told you about ganging up on people?
02:08I am so sorry
02:09I know, it's okay
02:10You know, believe me, my boys can take care of themselves
02:13If they got hurt at all, I'll pay for the doctor bills
02:16No, not to worry
02:17I got the feeling they were sort of enjoying themselves
02:22Really?
02:27What would you say to bringing your boys over to my house
02:29And letting them hang out with mine sometime?
02:32And that's how Lynette finally got what she needed
02:36Time for herself
02:39And playdates for her kids
02:43I'm sorry
02:44But my boys decided to have a rock fight with your boys
02:47It was fun!
02:50Playdate she was determined to keep
02:53Well, they look fine to me
02:55At all costs
02:57Same time next week?
03:00Okay
03:00Okay
03:08Cameras are simple tools designed to capture images
03:11Images that tell us more about ourselves than we realize
03:16They remind us of the long journey we've taken
03:20The loved ones who traveled alongside us
03:24Those we lost along the way
03:28And those waiting for us on the road ahead
03:33Okay
03:34How am I supposed to eat with a uterus staring me in the face?
03:37Oh, Gabby, I didn't know you got a sonogram
03:38Let me see
03:39Oh
03:41Honey, you need to put that in a frame or something
03:43I don't think so
03:44Oh, come on
03:45That's a picture of your baby
03:47You can't tell me you're not a little bit excited
03:50Fine
03:50I'm pregnant
03:51Whee!
03:53Now, come on
03:54You're supposed to be cheering up Susan
03:56This is a time of crisis
03:57And I think you need another scoop of mint chocolate chip
04:00Thanks
04:01Susan
04:02Why are you so eerily calm?
04:05Mike Delfino just dumped you
04:06The Susan Meyer I know would be a blubbering mess right now
04:10Oh, come on
04:11Trot her on out
04:12She's fun to watch
04:13Actually, I think I'm starting to feel pretty zen
04:15About the whole thing
04:16Well, I think Mike will calm down in a couple of days
04:19And come to his senses
04:20No
04:20I came between the man and his son
04:23It was a huge betrayal
04:24I-I can't even blame him for hating me
04:27But Zach was starting to obsess with Julie again
04:29Exactly
04:30You're a mother trying to protect her child
04:32It's a natural impulse
04:34Over the past couple of days
04:36I gave myself a long, hard look in the mirror
04:38And I did not like what I saw
04:40I'm with you
04:41Here we go
04:43I just think if I start acting like an adult for once
04:46Maybe
04:47Who knows
04:49Somewhere down the line
04:50Mike and I at least can be friends
04:52All right, you're not zen
04:53You're numb
04:55I'm fine
04:58Do you got any pie?
05:00Not unless we made some
05:02I can wait
05:07Whoa
05:10So if you need us, we'll be at home just having a quiet evening
05:17Funny, we're expecting quite the opposite
05:19Well, don't forget next week it's our turn
05:22We'll be taking Porter and...
05:23Preston
05:23Preston off your hands all weekend
05:24Rest assured we have not forgotten
05:27See ya
05:29Bye
05:29Don't worry
05:34Whoa, guys
05:35Whoa, why aren't you upstairs with PJ and Jimmy?
05:37They're watching this dumb video they brought
05:39It's boring
05:40Well, you should be polite and watch it too
05:42You know, they're your guests
05:46Guys
05:50Hey, guys
05:51We got snacks
05:52Good to go
05:56Okay, ready?
05:57Okay
05:58Hang on now
05:59So remember, I'm just getting up
06:01Guys, what is this?
06:03A movie
06:03Mommy and Daddy made it
06:06Peek-peek-a-boo
06:07Whoa, what's under there?
06:08Peek-a-boo
06:10Peek-a-boo
06:11Oh my god
06:12Oh my god, where's the open?
06:14It's underneath the panel thing
06:16Well, it's stuck in there
06:17Stop, get the remote
06:18Get the remote
06:20What's wrong?
06:21Oh
06:23I found it
06:25I found
06:31So can we have the cocoa now?
06:38Well, what do you think?
06:42It is glorious
06:43I have to have it
06:45I'm not sure you deserve Dolce and Gabbana
06:47Vern
06:47You never call
06:48You never write
06:49I know
06:49I haven't been to the store lately
06:51But I've been a little busy
06:52Getting my husband out of jail
06:53That's such a white trash thing to say
06:55Luckily, the judge dropped the hate crime charge
06:57So now all Carlos has to do
06:59Is serve out the slave labor thing
07:01He'll be out in six months
07:03If he's still in the Who Scout
07:04Why do you need a fancy party dress?
07:06Because some of my model friends
07:07Are coming down from New York on Friday
07:09So I have to look better than ever
07:10I can't have them thinking
07:12I move to the suburbs
07:13And I shop at strip malls
07:14But when they see this dress
07:15They will crumple to the floor
07:16Like the Botox tags they are
07:18Good
07:20You know what?
07:21It's a little snug
07:22Yeah, I see that
07:23I have the same thing in a zero
07:25Why not go up a size?
07:27Because I wear double zero, you twerp
07:29Why are you getting snippy?
07:30Because you just called me fat
07:31Honey
07:31You're pregnant
07:33Your body's changing
07:35But I'm only three months pregnant
07:37Women don't show her three months
07:39Some women do
07:40Do it the larger size or not?
07:44I'm just not gonna eat for two days
07:48Okay, you totally deserve to wear Dolce & Gabbana
07:53I want an escalation
07:55You hear me?
07:57Kitty, you just better get the hell off my back
07:59So help me
08:00Oh, oh, what are you gonna do?
08:01I'd like you to do this
08:02Big man, big dress
08:04Back off
08:05Just back the hell off
08:07What the fuck?
08:09Excuse me
08:10Hi
08:13Okay, so I got the box of things you left on my porch
08:16Yeah, I figured you'd want your stuff back
08:18Thanks
08:19That's great
08:21Because if you decided to hang on to my Joni Mitchell CDs
08:23I would have had to come after you with a club
08:28You're right, it's not funny
08:31Actually, I did want to just see if you were aware
08:33That you gave me back the Valentine's Day card I made you
08:37I was aware, yeah
08:40Oh, well
08:43I mean, when two people split up
08:45Normally they don't give things back like Valentine's Day cards
08:48If you don't want it, you can throw it away
08:50I just
08:51Please don't give it back to me, it's tacky
08:54I'm sorry
08:56That's okay, people make
09:00Mistakes
09:00Anything else?
09:04Look, are you sure this is what you want to do?
09:07I mean, I understand that you don't want our relationship to continue
09:10You have made that clear
09:11But I sort of thought down the long corridors of time
09:15Maybe you and I could be friends
09:17And if you keep acting like this
09:19Susan, it's over on every level, okay?
09:21I moved on
09:23You should do the same
09:36Well, I'll say one thing for us
09:38Even with all our problems, at least we're not acting like that
09:47Okay, I'm starting to get the feeling that we're not going to a yard sale
09:51That was just a clever ruse to get you into my car
09:54Are you ready for your surprise?
09:56Mm-hmm
09:59Oh
10:02George, this is just an empty house
10:04Why is this a surprise?
10:06I just bought it
10:08Oh my god
10:10Congratulations
10:11Oh, George, I didn't even know you were looking
10:13Hurry, see you
10:14They're here
10:15I'm loving
10:16Hey, Georgie
10:18Brie, I'd like you to meet my mother
10:20George never introduces me to anyone
10:23So, I knew you were special
10:26And this is Seal
10:28This is my mother's friend
10:29And the real estate agent who sold me the house
10:31Hi
10:32Hi
10:33Well, we're going to go in the back
10:35So George can, you know
10:46So, you really like it?
10:48I do, I really do
10:50Good, because I was sort of hoping that you might like to live here
10:58Brie
11:02Will you marry me?
11:07Huh?
11:08I love you
11:09And I think I know how you feel about me
11:11So why wait?
11:13George, Rex hasn't even been dead for two months
11:16Yes, but if his death has taught us anything
11:19It's that life is short
11:21It's dumb to play it safe
11:23If we see a chance for happiness
11:24We should grab it and hold on tight
11:28See, I thought we were going to a yard sale
11:32Please
11:34Just say the word
11:35And you'll make me the happiest guy on earth
11:39Congratulations, you two
11:41Mazel tov
11:43Guys
11:43Wait, she hasn't said yes yet
11:46Oh, I told you we should wait
11:52So, uh, Brie
11:55What do you say?
11:57See, George, um
11:58The thing is
12:11Okay
12:12You will
12:14You'll marry me?
12:16Okay
12:17Okay
12:41Who is it?
12:42It's your ex-husband
12:45Carl
12:47What do you want?
12:49Uh, Edie and I just broke up
12:53Oh, well
12:54Come on in
13:00Sorry to come over on such short notice
13:02But I couldn't face going to a motel
13:04Oh, that's okay
13:05Julie's staying at her friend's tonight
13:06You can sleep in her room
13:08Well, the sofa's fine, but thanks
13:13So, uh, am I allowed to ask what happened?
13:15You could ask
13:16But I won't tell
13:17Why not?
13:19Because it's embarrassing
13:21Carl, did you cheat again?
13:23No
13:23Did she cheat?
13:25No
13:26You finally saw her without her makeup
13:27Susan
13:28I'm sorry
13:32Are you okay?
13:33Yeah
13:34Hadn't been working for quite a while
13:37This was inevitable
13:40Well, these days anybody going through a breakup gets my sympathy
13:43That's right
13:44I heard you made the plumber angry
13:46No, I made the plumber furious
13:49That is definitely over
13:54So there will be no gloating from me
13:57Well, here's to no gloating
14:02Actually, I'm trying to keep a positive outlook on the whole thing
14:06Um, last night I started writing
14:08And
14:09Well, I think there's a book in there
14:11A book?
14:11Yeah
14:11Like one of your children's books?
14:13Nope
14:13This one's for adults
14:14About all my failed relationships
14:17You're not writing about me, are you?
14:19You're like the first 14 chapters
14:22Are you gonna be fair?
14:24I'm gonna be honest
14:26I was afraid of that
14:30It was just awful
14:33George had a ring
14:34His mother and her friend were there with champagne
14:36If I had said no, it would have devastated him
14:39So you agreed to marry him just to be polite?
14:42Well, obviously there's a downside to having good manners
14:47So when will you tell him how you really feel?
14:50That's why I wanted to talk to you
14:51I mean, part of me keeps thinking maybe I should just do it
14:55Do it?
14:55You mean actually marry him?
14:58Well, I know it sounds rash
14:59But, well, there's something comfortable about George
15:03We share the same tastes and interests
15:05Oh, and best of all, he loves the opera
15:08The opera?
15:09Yes, we saw Aida last week and we both cried buckets
15:12It was fun
15:15George loves art, poetry and music
15:19It would be nice to be married to someone who looks for beauty in the world
15:23Like I do
15:30I don't know
15:31That's why I'm here
15:32I don't know what to do, Dr. Goldfein
15:36Bree, you've said many times how comfortable you are with George
15:39But you don't feel for him the way you felt for Rex
15:44No
15:49True love is great
15:52But at this point in my life
15:55I think I'd rather just go to the opera
16:02Give me a glass
16:03Oh, no, no, wait
16:04No, wait, no, wait, no, wait, no, four glasses is my limit
16:07If you help me finish off this bottle
16:09I'll tell you what happened between me and Edie
16:14Hit me
16:22Edie was making the bed
16:25And found a picture I kept under the mattress
16:29A picture I didn't want her to see
16:33What was it?
16:36It was a picture of you
16:39Why would you?
16:41Because it's something I like to take a look at every now and then
16:45Wow
16:49Huh?
16:57What the hell was that?
16:58That was something I've been wanting to do for quite some time
17:01Oh, that's just you rebounding from Edie
17:04So you're on the rebound from the plumber
17:06No harm, no foul
17:10Carl, it would be so weird
17:12We're two old friends who suddenly find themselves single
17:15There's nothing weird about us helping each other out to be
17:18A little less lonely
17:27Thanks so much for taking care of the boys
17:29I'll be back on Friday to pick your guys up
17:31Leonard and I are going to take them all to the water park
17:33Yeah, um, before that happens
17:36And we're going to be able to take Penny sooner
17:38She's getting so big
17:42Peek-a-boo
17:45Peek-a-boo
17:46Peek-a-boo
17:47Yeah, okay, enough of that
17:49Is there something wrong?
17:51Actually, yes
17:53We've agonized whether to tell you this, Norma
17:56But one of your private videos made its way into Jimmy and PJ's bag
18:12Please, tell me the kids didn't see it
18:13Oh, no, don't worry, I caught it, I caught it
18:15Right before you took off your bra
18:20I have to go
18:21Oh, Norma
18:22You just thought you needed to know what happened
18:25Seriously, we're, we're, we're cool with this
18:27So we should give it away from the kids
18:28Don't let her, this is going to happen
18:31Jimmy, PJ, cross the door
18:33Are we all supposed to
18:36Norma, wait
18:37We're, we're still here for next week
18:41Norma
18:41The water park
18:43Right?
19:09Oh, my God
19:12Oh
19:14Oh, Julie
19:15I, I thought you were going straight to school
19:16I, I needed money for lunch
19:18There's a 20 in my pants
19:19If you can find them
19:21Oh, uh, Julie, uh
19:22Oh, Julie, uh
19:24Honey
19:30Okay, there is a good explanation for what happened
19:32I doubt that
19:34Oh, you probably don't know that your father and Edie broke up last night
19:38You slept with him the same night he broke up with her
19:41Well, I said it was a good explanation, not a great one
19:43Oh, oh
19:44Oh, Julie
19:45Hey, pumpkin
19:47Don't even
19:47Oh, I feel really awful
19:53Me too
19:54We should not have done what we did
19:57I know, I know
19:58I know, I know
20:02I gotta tell you, last night was the best sex ever
20:06Wasn't it, though?
20:07You were fantastic
20:08I was just trying to keep up with you
20:12Why do you think we got so good all of a sudden?
20:16Because we've been angry at each other for so long
20:19We finally found a way to channel it
20:22Maybe
20:25So what happens next?
20:26Well, I'm gonna take a shower
20:28No, I mean with us
20:29Us? What do you mean? There's no us
20:32You can't tell me you can just walk away from this chemistry we got going
20:36I mean, what happened last night was...
20:40Explosive
20:41Carl, last night was two old friends helping each other through a rough patch
20:45That's it
20:45Suzy Q
20:46Carl, I want to move on
20:48I don't want to go backwards
20:49I'm sorry
20:51But thank you for the explosion
20:53I really needed it
21:01After 48 hours of crash diety
21:04Gabrielle prepared to savor the fruit of her labor
21:08But she was dismayed to discover that she herself had ripened considerably
21:24I need help getting dressed, get in here
21:30Now!
21:35I have to fit in this
21:36For God's sakes, put the muscle into it
21:39I'm trying
21:41It won't zip
21:42Well, try harder
21:45Oh, my hand hurt
21:46I'm sorry, Miss Elise, but I can't get you into this dress
21:49It's just too small
21:51Get me into this dress and I will pay you ten more dollars a week
21:56I think I got it, hold on, hold still
21:59Here we go
22:00One
22:03Two
22:04Three
22:06Oh, thank God
22:20I brought you some ice cream
22:24I didn't know how long it's been since you had any
22:30We'll have that in a minute, sweetheart
22:36First, I want you to talk to me about what happened
22:40About Melanie
22:42I don't want to talk about her
22:43You know it breaks my heart to keep you down here like this
22:47But I can't let you out
22:48But I can't let you out
22:48Until I am positive that you will never hurt anyone else again
22:53And the first step
22:55Is for you to show me
22:57That you understand that what you did was wrong
23:01She was a bad person
23:05She deserved it
23:08No one deserves to die like that, Caleb
23:13Don't you agree?
23:24Very well
23:29If that's how it's going to be
23:34This is how it's going to be
23:47I can't let you out
24:11I can't believe we're doing this.
24:12If Leonard and Norman want to cut ties with us,
24:14who are we to stop them?
24:16They need to know we don't judge them
24:18for what they do in the privacy of their own home.
24:21And, well, it's not unheard of to tape yourself
24:23while you're having sex.
24:25Obviously, they were so embarrassed,
24:26they don't want anything to do with us.
24:27Maybe we need to respect them.
24:29I need these playdates.
24:34Tom, we need these playdates.
24:36Fine, fine.
24:37But you do all the talking.
24:39Okay.
24:42Norma.
24:43Wait!
24:46Let's go.
24:46No!
24:48Hi, Scavos.
24:50What are you guys doing here?
24:51Hi.
24:52Sorry for just showing up unannounced,
24:55but could we talk to you for a minute?
24:57Sure, come on in.
25:01So, we've been trying to contact you,
25:03but you haven't been returning any of our messages.
25:06And we really hope it isn't because of the porno video.
25:08Home.
25:08Home.
25:09Movies.
25:10The fact is, we really don't care.
25:13And it's certainly no reason to keep our boys apart.
25:17We just don't know how they found it.
25:19But you know, boys, they get into everything.
25:21But seriously, it's not a big deal.
25:23I mean, as long as you make sure it never happens again.
25:25It's the new millennium.
25:26We're here.
25:27We're here.
25:27You know, what we're saying is, we get it.
25:30You're just having fun.
25:32It's nothing to be ashamed of.
25:36I'm just so relieved this all worked out.
25:38At one point, we actually talked about selling the house and moving.
25:40Oh, no.
25:43Oh, no.
25:44Thank you for being so open-minded.
25:47Please.
25:48We're all adults.
25:49It's, I gotta tell you, the most embarrassing part of that video is how poorly it was shot.
25:54The production values are caca.
25:58Well, from a lay perspective, it looked very professional.
26:03What you saw was an example of my earlier work.
26:06Since then, I've become much more adept at production.
26:09Ah.
26:11You know, editing and lighting.
26:12Bennett has always dreamed of directing movies.
26:17Ironic, isn't it?
26:18I finally get my wish and no one ever gets to see my work.
26:23That is a damn shame.
26:26Norma, what do you think?
26:28Should we show them the room?
26:32Let's show them the room.
26:33Huh?
26:38Check out this baby.
26:39Three-chip high def.
26:411280 by 720 lines of resolution, bounced lighting, and dark sheets so you don't get a kick off the pillows.
26:47Took me a while to learn that little trick, huh?
26:50These walls are completely soundproof.
26:52You could scream your lungs out in here and nobody'd hear you.
26:55It's true.
26:57Huh.
27:00So, anytime you want to set up a shoot, just let me know.
27:03You guys would love it.
27:04Once you get in front of that camera, you feel like a star.
27:13Good night.
27:14Good night.
27:15I'm taking no more playdates.
27:17Not a one.
27:24Hey, we better hurry.
27:25The movie starts in 20 minutes.
27:27There's been a slight change of plans.
27:28My mother had a couple of friends who really wanted to meet you, and I thought, what the heck, it
27:32could be fun.
27:32Do you mind?
27:33No, I guess not.
27:36Hey, everybody.
27:37This is Free.
27:47And this is my Uncle Sid.
27:49Hi.
28:18Hi, Aunt Rosalie.
28:19Well, I don't want to wait too long.
28:21After 40, the eggs don't get any fresher.
28:24Am I right, Bree?
28:29If you'll excuse me, I have to go.
28:37Bree, Bree, where are you going?
28:39Taking my champagne and my aging eggs, and I'm going home.
28:42What's wrong?
28:44George, I'm starting to think that we made a mistake rushing into this engagement.
28:48What?
28:49And I'm not the only one who thinks that.
28:51Other people have said the same thing.
28:52What others?
28:53Andrew?
28:53No.
28:54Dr. Goldfein, my therapist.
28:57Your therapist?
28:58He doesn't know me.
28:59He knows me.
29:00He's certainly better than you do.
29:01How can you say that?
29:03Well, for starters, he knows the last thing I'd ever want to do is have more children.
29:07Really?
29:09Well, I didn't know.
29:10But you should know that.
29:11That's the kind of thing that people who are engaged are supposed to know about each other.
29:17Does it matter?
29:18I don't need children.
29:19It's not just that, George.
29:21Dr. Goldfein has other concerns about us being together, and I'm starting to think he's right.
29:27Look.
29:30I'll agree with Dr. Goldfein on one thing.
29:32We should slow things down.
29:35Really?
29:36Yes.
29:37Just because two people are engaged doesn't mean they have to get married anytime soon.
29:45I'll talk to Dr. Goldfein about it tomorrow.
29:47Take whatever time you need.
30:05How many times am I going to have to ask you to fix this step, Matthew?
30:10Are you going to answer me?
30:11Did you leave the door open?
30:13Did you leave the door open?
30:41How'd you do?
30:42Not good.
30:43People are going to start coming home from work soon.
30:46Okay.
30:47We can't panic.
30:49Caleb is scared.
30:50He doesn't know the area.
30:52So he's got to be close by.
30:54Which yard's haven't you checked yet?
31:06Brie, I desperately need your help.
31:09Dear, what's wrong?
31:11How do you get your hydrangeas to look so stunning?
31:15I'm systematically slaughtering my own garden.
31:18Do you really want to know my secret?
31:19Oh, yes.
31:21Where's manure?
31:22I have it delivered.
31:23Susan makes fun of me, but the proof is in the pudding.
31:25Mm-hmm.
31:41Hello?
31:43Hey.
31:48Looking for something?
31:51Uh, yeah, actually, I'm looking for you.
31:55Me?
31:58You're looking for me?
32:00Yeah.
32:01I've been thinking about you.
32:02In that time we met, I thought you were really cool.
32:05So you came to ask me out?
32:14Because I'll say yes.
32:29Anything?
32:32Well, that was a waste of time.
32:36Pretty much.
32:40Did you hear the big news?
32:43Uh, the big news?
32:44Carl and I are back together.
32:47What?
32:48And I know that he stayed at your place last night, which leads me to why I'm here.
32:53There's some stuff that I have to say, and it's not going to be pleasant.
32:57Edie, I...
32:58Whatever it was that you said to him really helped.
33:03He showed up with flowers, and he apologized for everything.
33:11So, thank you.
33:14I'm sorry, what?
33:15Well, I'm not going to say it again.
33:17It hurt my teeth the first time.
33:19No, Edie.
33:20I mean, this is so unexpected on so many levels.
33:22I don't know what to say.
33:24Then say nothing.
33:25Oh.
33:26And, uh, here, it's the photo of you I found in our bed.
33:30I know he told you about it.
33:33Why are you giving it to me?
33:36Look, I appreciate whatever it was that you did last night.
33:40But it's still important for you to understand that I won.
33:46You won?
33:47Yeah.
33:48Whatever little hold you had on Carl is officially over.
33:51So, you can stop feeling all smug and superior that he kept that thing.
33:57Believe me, I don't feel superior.
33:59Good.
34:00Because you shouldn't.
34:01He made his choice.
34:03And it's not you.
34:05You're right.
34:07He made his choice.
34:21Brie, it's still too easy to breathe.
34:23You've got to make it tighter.
34:24Gabby, if I make it any tighter, you won't be able to sit down.
34:27I don't care.
34:28I can't have these girls thinking I'm pregnant.
34:30God, do you actually think they're going to make fun of you?
34:33Trust me, they're merciless.
34:36But why?
34:37I mean, surely they have friends who have children.
34:40When I decided to marry Carlos, I told these girls I would spend the rest of my days being rich
34:46and in love and childless.
34:48And they laughed at me and they said I would just end up being another fat housefrau living a life
34:53that I didn't plan.
34:56I'm not going to give them the satisfaction of knowing they were right.
34:58Well, maybe they'll just be happy for you.
35:01Well, maybe they'll just be happy for you.
35:01Brie, my friends are models.
35:03They're never happy for anyone.
35:05Do you ever think you might like it?
35:08What?
35:09Motherhood?
35:11No.
35:12Oh, come on.
35:12You don't think you're going to love your own baby?
35:14I'm not saying I'm not going to grow attached to the little bugger.
35:17I just don't have the motherhood gene.
35:19I wish I did, but I don't.
35:23What?
35:24Well, I'm just smiling because I think a few months from now you're going to come to me and tell
35:28me how madly in love you are with your new little baby.
35:31And I'm going to have to resist the urge to say, I told you so.
35:35Maybe.
35:36But I doubt it.
35:37There you go.
35:38All done.
35:43How do I look?
35:44Positively glowing.
35:47Brie.
36:16Ihrat.
36:17Oat?
36:19BUNGE die.
36:20Oat?
36:20Oat?
36:20Oat?
36:22Oat?
36:24Oat?
36:26Oat?
36:26Oat?
36:28Oat?
36:29Oat?
36:33Oat?
36:45I'll get you.
36:47I'll get you on the train.
36:53Hi, hello!
36:57Oh my god!
36:59You're pregnant!
37:06Honey, it's open. Come on in.
37:14Hi. My friends just left and I was hoping you could come over and cut me out of this thing.
37:23How was your little reunion?
37:25It was, um, weird.
37:29Weird?
37:30Well, Allison's mad because she's losing jobs to 14-year-olds.
37:35Holly is on a strict diet of cruciferous vegetables.
37:38And Yasmin is undergoing a new embryonic facial treatment that probably causes short-term memory loss.
37:45You know, I just stood there the whole night trying to remember why we were ever friends.
37:52And I couldn't.
37:54You know, honey, people change.
37:57Yeah, but that's the thing. They haven't changed.
37:59That's who they've always been.
38:02I've changed.
38:04And I honestly don't know how.
38:06Well, maybe Susan, Lynette, and I have had a good influence on you.
38:12I doubt that.
38:17Come on.
38:18I'm gonna finish up here. I'll come over with my sewing kit and cut you out of that.
38:23All right.
38:24But hurry up because I've been having to pee since hors d'oeuvres.
38:32Are you free to go shopping tomorrow?
38:35I figured it's probably time I bought some clothes that actually fit.
38:39Well, I know a store that carries maternity clothes with designer labels.
38:44I like the sound of that.
38:47Thanks.
39:09I'm gonna go shopping tomorrow.
39:14Bye-bye.
39:20Bye-bye.
39:20Bye-bye.
39:22Bye.
39:27Bye-bye.
39:31Bye-bye.
39:34Bye-bye.
39:36Bye-bye.
39:40No!
40:09Mom.
40:11Mom.
40:25Yes. Cameras or tools designed to capture images.
40:31Wait.
40:35Oh, she needs me to get something for her. I will be right back.
40:38But in truth, they can capture so much more.
40:44They can uncover hidden longing of men who should no longer care.
40:52They can reveal the extraordinary secrets of the most ordinary marriages.
41:02Most amazing of all, cameras can quietly and clearly reveal to us our dreams.
41:11Dreams we didn't even know we had.
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