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Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 20
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00:02Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:04I'm granting you temporary custody until we can get a straight answer from the birth father.
00:09Gabrielle got exactly what she wanted.
00:12If Edie doesn't know, then that means that you just cheated on her with me.
00:16Susan got fooled again.
00:18I'm also a member of SA.
00:21And Brie got too much
00:23Sex Addicts Anonymous
00:24information.
00:29Carl Meyer didn't pray often.
00:31But when he did, it was usually to ask for God's help in breaking up with a woman
00:36and to spare him the nasty drama that usually accompanied such callous and unexpected departures.
00:45Over the years, Carl had dumped dozens of women.
00:48And not one of them had ever seen it coming.
00:52Every retreat was always meticulously planned, right down to the personalized stationery.
00:59Hence his record of successful getaways from women who did not want to see him go.
01:06So when he decided to break up with Edie Britt,
01:10Carl prayed to God yet again to help him avoid all the unnecessary drama.
01:19God was in the mood to be entertained.
01:49What the hell is this?
01:52Edie, baby, calm down.
01:54Let's be honest with ourselves, Edie.
01:55We haven't been happy in a long time.
01:57Who are you to tell me I haven't been happy, you miserable son of a bitch?
02:01I have been ecstatic.
02:03Okay.
02:05I'm the one who hasn't been happy then.
02:07Then why did you propose to me?
02:10I don't know.
02:11I have told every woman in this town that we are getting married
02:13and all you have to say to me is, I don't know?
02:16What else do you want me to say?
02:18I'm sorry.
02:19What's going on?
02:21Is there someone else?
02:28Oh, my God.
02:38Oh, crap.
02:48Come on.
03:10As he sat there, Carl couldn't help but wonder why God had forsaken him.
03:17It never occurred to him that God might be a woman.
03:27God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
03:32the courage to change the things I can,
03:34and the wisdom to know the difference.
03:36The members of the Fairview chapter of AA ended every meeting with a prayer.
03:42And while most were asking God for help in resisting temptation,
03:47Brie Vandekamp was busy thinking thoughts that were downright sinful.
03:52...with him in the next amen.
03:54Keep coming back.
03:55It works if you work it.
03:57Amen.
04:00I think you love the opera.
04:02The music and the voices.
04:03It's just all so passionate.
04:06Yeah, 300-pound sopranos seducing balding tenors.
04:10That'd be hot.
04:11You're making fun of me.
04:13Huh?
04:13Brie.
04:15Yes?
04:15Yeah.
04:17Maybe a little bit.
04:19Hmm.
04:23What's going on here?
04:24Claude.
04:25We made plans, remember?
04:28I'm sorry.
04:29I was just about...
04:30Yeah, I saw what you were just about to do.
04:32I'm sorry, Peter, but who is this?
04:35This is Claude.
04:36He's my sponsor.
04:37Oh, your AA sponsor?
04:39No.
04:41I'm his other sponsor.
04:43For my sex addiction.
04:45Oh.
04:46Damn it, Peter.
04:47What did I tell you?
04:49Avoid lust triggers.
04:51And what is she?
04:52Come on.
04:53Don't do this, man.
04:54She's a lust trigger.
04:56A lust trigger!
04:57Um, excuse me.
04:58I don't know what that means, but could you please stop saying it?
05:02Where's your chip?
05:03Give it to me.
05:05Do you remember how low you'd sunk when we met?
05:08This represents 12 months of hard work.
05:11Not giving in to your urges.
05:13Now, if you want to blow all that on this woman, just tell me now so I can stop wasting
05:17my time working with you.
05:29I don't want to blow it.
05:35Good.
05:36And tell the pretty lady goodbye, and that you can't socialize with her anymore.
05:43And do it quick.
05:45I'm hungry.
05:49Bad news.
05:51Ed wants us to push through tonight and finish the Edelstein reality pitch.
05:55But we're not presenting for another two weeks.
05:58Why don't we start tomorrow?
05:58But how would that help Ed avoid his marital problems?
06:01What?
06:02Oh, he's right.
06:03I hear Ed fighting with Fran on the phone every day through the office walls.
06:06That would explain all our working hours.
06:08Yeah, but you lucked out, Scavo.
06:10Darlene talked him into cutting the people who have kids in daycare loose.
06:13Hey, great.
06:14Let's go before he changes his mind.
06:15But that doesn't include you, Miss Senior VP.
06:17Ed wants you in the conference room now.
06:19You're kidding.
06:20You're his security blanket, Lynette.
06:22He stays, you stay.
06:23Jerry, can you help me get the kids down in the car?
06:25Oh.
06:25Yeah.
06:26Thanks, Jerry.
06:27Sure.
06:31Lynette, get those mock-ups together, will you?
06:34Jerry, I didn't know you had a kid.
06:38Yeah, um, out of wedlock.
06:41Oh.
06:42So, see you in the morning.
06:50I'm sorry I'm late.
06:54What's going on?
06:56Carl broke up with Edie.
06:58Oh, my God.
06:59Yeah, apparently he was seeing someone.
07:02Really?
07:03Did he say who it was?
07:05I know who she is.
07:07She's a man-eating, scum-sucking hoe bag.
07:11No, he did not say.
07:14You know, when Carl dumped you, I thought that it was all your fault.
07:17Yeah, I figured that you were a nag or bad in bed, but now I see that you were just
07:23a victim, too.
07:25We have a bond, Susan.
07:28It's like we're sisters.
07:31There's even a pretty one and an ugly one.
07:34Edie!
07:34Oh, I'm just saying that Carl screwed us both.
07:38Yes.
07:38Like you wouldn't believe.
07:39Guys, I'm all for bashing exes, but let's save a little of our hate for his partner in crime, the
07:44other woman.
07:45Yeah.
07:45You know, they're always coming up with these excuses to justify being a homewrecker.
07:50Exactly.
07:50Like he wouldn't have been with me if he was getting it at home.
07:53Yeah.
07:53Oh, honey, you're the love of my life.
07:55She's just the runner-up.
07:56Oh, look, the baby's doing something really cute.
08:04She's sleeping.
08:05Like an angel.
08:07Look, I think we all know that Carl is a dog.
08:09I mean, but let's face it, if these tramps weren't laying out the buffet, he wouldn't be chowing down.
08:14Well, every situation is different, and it's hard to judge until we know all the details.
08:20Which, obviously, I don't know, because how would I know?
08:25She's a slutty, slutty whore, absolutely.
08:29Yeah.
08:33Are you sure she needs that?
08:35I just put sunscreen on her.
08:36Yes, she needs the bonnet.
08:37It completes the outfit.
08:39Oh, for God's sakes, Gabby.
08:41She's never too young to start accessorizing.
08:43Besides, all the neighbors are out today, and I want them to see how happy we are.
08:47Wish they were us.
08:55Hey, uh, baby's a beauty.
08:59We think so, but we're a little biased.
09:02Oh, wow, she's got my eyes.
09:06Huh?
09:07I'm Dale.
09:09Dale Helm.
09:10I'm the baby's birth father.
09:15Oh, hi, Dale.
09:17Nice to meet you.
09:19A lot of people have been looking for you.
09:21Yeah, I know, lawyers and stuff.
09:23I got kind of held up in Florida longer than I thought.
09:27Spring break, right?
09:28Yeah.
09:29Oh, man, we were wasted 24-7.
09:31And I got the message, and just thought my friends were messing with me.
09:35Those butt wads.
09:39Well, it's a good thing he's here.
09:42We can take him to the lawyer's office, and you can sign over full custody to us.
09:46Kate.
09:47Yeah, uh, the thing about that is, I'm gonna want the baby.
10:02Come on, you guys.
10:03We don't have to make this ugly.
10:05You're trying to take our baby.
10:06How is it not gonna be ugly?
10:08Just keep walking, Gabby.
10:09Don't engage him.
10:10Listen, Mr. Solis.
10:11No, you listen.
10:12We were granted custody.
10:13If you want her, you talk to the judge.
10:17What is the holdup?
10:19They told me I gotta talk to a judge.
10:20What the hell are you doing here, Frank?
10:22It's his baby.
10:23Give it to him.
10:24Like hell.
10:25Hey, Mrs. Solis, can I see the baby?
10:26No.
10:27Dale, just do it already.
10:29We're not just gonna kidnap it.
10:30Why not?
10:31They did.
10:31It is your baby.
10:33Just take it.
10:37Try it.
10:39Frank.
10:42Get in, you moron.
10:44Anyways, looks like you're doing a good job with her.
10:46Dumbass!
10:47She seems clean.
11:01And like I said, we have been very happy here, and I'm sure you will be, too.
11:05Well, we just love it.
11:05Yeah.
11:06Once the stairs are repaired, I'll show you the basement.
11:11What's going on?
11:13My house just sold.
11:15Start packing.
11:18Why don't you just put Caleb in an institution?
11:20It's where he belongs anyway.
11:21My mom would never let strangers take care of him.
11:23Then why don't you call the police?
11:25Then it's not up to her.
11:26If I call the police, my mom and I go to jail with Caleb.
11:28We've been hiding a murderer.
11:31Now, look, if we do move, I promise I will call you every day.
11:36I don't need a phone, buddy.
11:37I need a boyfriend.
11:38Would you calm down, please?
11:39Don't tell me what to do.
11:40You know, I could go to the police myself.
11:43Danielle.
11:43I just, I love you so much.
11:46I would do anything to keep you here.
11:50Yeah, I see that now.
11:52You can't leave me alone here.
11:54You have to think of something.
11:59Don't worry.
12:01I will.
12:52You have to think of something.
12:59Oh, my God!
13:11Hey, I'm so sorry, but obviously that was just meant for Tom's eyes only.
13:16Honest mistake. Don't even worry about it.
13:19Okay, thanks.
13:21Well, I'm going to go back in my office and continue to feel like a huge pervert.
13:26At least you and Tom have a love life.
13:29Well, we do the best we can, given the circumstances.
13:32Better than Fran and I. We're dead in that department.
13:35I don't want to bore you with the details.
13:37I appreciate that.
13:41You know, Ed, I don't want to pry into your personal business,
13:47but if you are having problems in that area, you don't have to be resigned to it.
13:53What are you suggesting? Hookers?
13:55You know, Ed Ferrara doesn't pay for sex.
13:58I mean, you and Fran could spice it up a bit, you know, get the old juices flowing again.
14:07I see.
14:08Kind of like, uh, I'd like to lick you from head to foot.
14:13Okay, well, that wasn't my best work, but you can't deny results.
14:17I am in works.
14:19When I go home tonight, Tom and I are going to...
14:24Okay, well, I'm going to be exhausted, so I'll probably just lay there.
14:27But, trust me, Tom is going to go to town.
14:32That's something to think about, Lord knows.
14:34You know what the sad truth is?
14:35I have been thinking about hookers.
14:39Okay.
14:40Uh, well, I hope that helped.
14:43And I'm just going to go back and finish so we can all get out of here.
14:53Let me guess.
14:55You're not here for a bear claw.
14:57No, I'm not.
14:59You're wasting your time.
15:01Look, you don't have to worry about Peter.
15:03Not while he's with me.
15:05Yeah?
15:06Why is that?
15:07Because when it comes to sex, I have an unwavering moral compass.
15:12Truly, a man could beg and plead all day long, and it wouldn't make any difference.
15:17So since I have such strong self-control, there's really no reason for us to end our friendship.
15:22The guy's a ticking bomb.
15:24You have no idea the kind of depravity that comes with this disease.
15:28Waking up in a stranger's bed every morning, cruising the park at night looking for somebody to get off with,
15:34compulsive masturbation every chance you get.
15:43Look, for guys like Peter and me, there's no beauty in the sex.
15:48It's an empty and ugly compulsion.
15:51Well, I am sorry, but the Peter I know has a little more se...
15:55Hold on.
16:01Clyde, I need some help.
16:03What are you doing here?
16:04Are you using?
16:05No, but I bought a bag.
16:07You're an embarrassment to me.
16:09Get.
16:13There's a meeting over on 10th Street.
16:16You go there.
16:17You call me after.
16:18I'm sorry.
16:20Get the hell out of my shop.
16:25I'm also a sponsor at Cocaine Anonymous.
16:28Well, aren't you the Renaissance man?
16:30Are we done here, Princess?
16:32Not yet.
16:33You obviously have an encyclopedic grasp of everything depraved.
16:36But clearly, you don't have the slightest idea about the power of a loving relationship.
16:42This is all you are to Peter.
16:45Something to satisfy his addiction.
16:47Well, I think Peter is a better man than you do, and I am not going to let you keep
16:50us apart.
16:51Try and stop me.
16:53Peter does everything I tell him to do.
16:55Well, that's the one thing you can depend on with addicts.
16:59They're weak.
17:12Excuse me.
17:14May I ask you something?
17:16Yes, ma'am.
17:18If a citizen, an ordinary citizen like myself, knew of someone holding a significant amount
17:25of drugs, what would my responsibilities be?
17:28You know, under the law.
17:44What's all this?
17:45In this one, I ran out and got the day I found out Carl was doing it with his secretary.
17:49I think you'll find this particularly helpful.
17:51It's got a chapter called Revenge, You're Only Hurting Yourself.
17:54Yeah, you know, I'm just really not into the whole reading thing.
17:57Oh.
17:58Well, um, why don't we get you out of here?
18:01Let's go see a feel-good movie.
18:03Why are you being so nice to me?
18:05Well, I just want to help.
18:07So how about that movie?
18:09You know how I like to heal?
18:11I get hammered.
18:14Uh, well, um, then I should just go and let you get started with that.
18:19You really want to help me?
18:21Good, because I'm going to need a designated driver.
18:23Oh, uh, okay.
18:30How could he be arrested for cocaine possession?
18:32Claude swore he was clean.
18:33It's just awful, isn't it?
18:35I mean, you never know what people are doing behind your back.
18:39Would you like some milk with your cookies?
18:42Thanks.
18:44It's just, you know, he was the best sponsor I've ever had,
18:47and I don't know what I'm going to do now.
18:49Well, I have been doing some thinking, and here's a thought.
18:54Why don't I be your sponsor?
18:57You gotta be kidding.
18:58You don't know some thought about sex addiction.
19:00Well, cravings are cravings, and all you really need is a friend to call
19:04when you start having inappropriate thoughts,
19:06and I can be that friend.
19:08Well, there's more to it than that.
19:10Claude rescued me from some pretty nasty scenes over the years.
19:15Well, if you were in trouble, I could handle it.
19:19How can you be so sure?
19:22Because I can be very strong for those people that I really care about.
19:31How can you have any feelings for me at all?
19:33I mean, you've only known me for a few weeks.
19:36Yes, and in that time, I've come to learn that you're good and kind and smart.
19:42And yes, you have a little problem that you need some help with,
19:46but I'm willing to be there for you.
19:49So what's the big deal?
19:53If you saw me at my worst, you might not like me so much.
19:58Peter, let me be your rock.
20:01Taking care of people is what I do best.
20:06Drink your milk.
20:21I asked for extra spicy.
20:23I'm pretty sure you said medium.
20:25Are you?
20:26Well, maybe if you'd written it down,
20:28you would have spared yourself the walk of Shane back to the kitchen.
20:33Edie, why are you torturing that girl?
20:36That is her.
20:37That is the one that Carl is in love with.
20:39We have been here a million times,
20:41and you should see the way that she flirts with him.
20:43And when she comes back here,
20:44I'm going to shove this pitcher in her perky little mug,
20:47and when she's...
20:48Let's not make a scene.
20:48It's not worth it.
20:49For the sake of argument,
20:50let's say that it's someone else.
20:54You know,
20:56probably it would be a vulnerable, lonely woman
20:58who Carl just took advantage of.
21:00And what if
21:02this poor, confused soul
21:04begged your forgiveness?
21:06What would you say?
21:10I'd say
21:13too little, too late, bitch.
21:15And then I'd kick her.
21:18Oh.
21:19Yeah, but you don't have to worry about that
21:20because I'm positive it's her.
21:22I mean, who else could it be?
21:24Carl's office is all guys,
21:26and then the only women he sees are...
21:27are me, Julie,
21:29that lesbian that does his taxes,
21:31and you.
21:33You know what?
21:37It is her.
21:38Really?
21:39Why?
21:41She just spit in your wings.
21:46You got my back?
21:47Uh, sure.
21:51Here you go.
21:52Extra spicy.
21:58You did that on purpose.
22:02Stop.
22:04Stop.
22:05Ah!
22:05You.
22:06I'm going to pull.
22:09Hey!
22:11Get off me, you crap!
22:13Get off me!
22:13Fire!
22:14Four on one!
22:16Will I help?
22:18I'm going to help.
22:28So, uh, when we leave,
22:30what are you going to miss the most?
22:34I don't know.
22:35Yeah, you do.
22:37You said goodbye to her yet?
22:40No.
22:41Look, man, it's okay if you like her.
22:44You know, I think Danielle really likes you, too.
22:47Really?
22:48Yeah.
22:49She told me she'd be really sad if you left and didn't say goodbye.
22:54You know, I think that she might even want you to give her a little kiss.
22:58But Danielle doesn't even like me in her room.
23:02She gets mad.
23:06Yeah.
23:07I talked to her about that.
23:09She feels really bad.
23:11But you know what?
23:12She told me if you come in her room again,
23:14she won't get mad.
23:26She's going to act like she doesn't want you to kiss her.
23:30But she does.
23:43Dale Helm, like all the students at Parsons Christian Academy,
23:47was taught that his future was safely in God's hands.
23:52What he didn't know was that Gabrielle Solis was about to force a fumble.
24:13All right, guys, you all know next week, we're playing the Falcons.
24:17And we're going to buy up those birdies for dinner.
24:21Because we're the Huskies.
24:24And who are the Huskies?
24:27Huskies!
24:28Huskies!
24:29Huskies!
24:31Huskies!
24:32Huskies!
24:33Huskies!
24:34Huskies!
24:36Huskies!
24:37What are you doing?
24:38You can't be here.
24:39Let's talk turkey.
24:40What is it going to take for you to give up the baby?
24:42It's not going to happen, okay?
24:44I've got to get back.
24:45I'm the quarterback.
24:46It doesn't look right.
24:47Okay, no, no.
24:47Wait.
24:48What about a car?
24:49Or college?
24:51Tuition's a killer these days.
24:52I could help you out.
24:53I don't need help.
24:55You hear those cheers?
24:56Those are for me.
24:57Last game, I threw 246 yards.
25:00With stats like that, I can get into the college of my choice.
25:03So why do you want to be a dad?
25:05These are your glory days.
25:06A baby would ruin your life.
25:08Oh, I know.
25:09But Frank said once I get the baby, he's going to take it off my hands.
25:11That it's not even his.
25:13Libby dumped him.
25:14He thinks that if he has a baby and she sees him acting all mature, she'll take him back.
25:17No.
25:18No, no, no.
25:19I am not letting that idiot use my baby as a bargaining chip.
25:22Hey, it's out of my hands.
25:24No, it doesn't have to be.
25:25Okay, just do the right thing and sign the release form.
25:28Look, I'm really sorry.
25:32Sorry.
25:43Before we adjourn today, let's take a moment to bow our heads.
26:07Hello, everyone.
26:10I'm Gabby Solis, class of 94.
26:13Woo-hoo!
26:18I just wanted to give God a big shout-out for this amazing season.
26:24The man upstairs has definitely been on your side.
26:26And you want to know why?
26:29Because you boys live clean.
26:31You keep your noses up, you stay out of trouble, and you don't go around getting strippers pregnant.
26:37And that's a good thing.
26:38Because if one of you caused a scandal like that, not only would that guy get kicked off
26:43the team and lose all of his scholarships, but God would drop your school colors so fast
26:48it'd make your head spin.
26:50And then the football season would go to hell.
26:53No, pun intended.
26:56So my point is, do the right thing and no one gets hurt.
27:07Signed, sealed, delivered.
27:09Lily's ours.
27:12So, what do you think?
27:13Are you staying late again, or can I finally have dinner at home with my wife?
27:18I don't know.
27:19I'm going to go check with Ed.
27:23Hey, any luck with that IMing thing?
27:25No, not really.
27:27I was online chatting with Fran a while ago, and I asked her what she was wearing, and she
27:31said a yellow blouse.
27:33Okay, that's good.
27:34Then what?
27:35Then?
27:36Yeah, that's it.
27:37I just kind of blocked.
27:38You blocked?
27:39Yeah, I don't know what else to say.
27:40You're an award-winning copywriter, Ed.
27:42You get paid to write.
27:43Yeah, jingles for oatmeal, not softcore porn.
27:46For God's sakes, it's not brain surgery.
27:49She's still online.
27:49I think so.
27:53I love the way that blouse clings to your body.
28:03You're joking.
28:04Mm-mm-mm.
28:06Nothing funny about those beautiful breasts.
28:11Right.
28:13Yeah?
28:14What did you want to do to me?
28:23Ed, your conference call's ready.
28:25Oh, God.
28:26I almost forgot about that.
28:27Okay, I got to go take this.
28:29You keep going, because you're doing great.
28:31No, Fred, I'm not doing this for you.
28:47Touch every inch of your body until you're trembling.
28:59Oh, yeah, I'll bite you good.
29:08Oh, yeah.
29:10First, I want you to touch yourself.
29:14I want you to touch yourself.
29:18Oh, yeah.
29:27I'm on my way.
29:39Hello?
29:41Brie, it's Peter, and I'm in trouble.
29:55Hi, I'm looking for Peter McMillan.
29:59I'm not sure I know him.
30:01You should ask my wife.
30:01She organized a party.
30:03Hey, Judy, get over here and act like a hostess.
30:06Come on in.
30:06Come on.
30:07Come on.
30:07Come on.
30:16Hey, there.
30:19Things are just getting started.
30:21After you take off your clothes, feel free to jump right in.
30:24No, no, I'm good.
30:26I'm just, I'm here to pick up my friend Peter.
30:28He's locked himself in your bathroom, and I'm here to take him home.
30:31Oh, yeah, that guy.
30:32We were wondering about him.
30:34The bathroom's over there.
30:36Hey, is that your natural color?
30:39Yes, it is.
30:40Beautiful.
30:41I wish mine would do that.
30:42This is out of a bottle.
30:46Yes, I'm aware of that.
30:53Peter?
30:55Peter, it's free.
30:56Are you in there?
31:00What are you doing here?
31:02I'm a sex addict.
31:02What do you think?
31:03You can't possibly be turned on by what's going on out there.
31:06It's disgusting, isn't it?
31:08Yes.
31:09Why would you want to come to a place like this?
31:11I didn't.
31:12I wanted you to come.
31:14I can't make you not have feelings for me, but I can show you who I was, what my life
31:19was like.
31:20Well, that's not your life anymore.
31:22But it could be.
31:22If I slip again, this is exactly where you could find me, or someplace worse.
31:27Then what would you think of me?
31:29Peter.
31:30Bree.
31:31It's dangerous to care about me.
31:33A lot of people have over the years, and they all end up getting hurt.
31:38Rick said he'd always be faithful.
31:41George said he'd never hurt me, and as it turned out, they were both liars.
31:45So as long as you're honest with me, you'd be amazed at what I can put up with.
31:53Now let's go home.
32:08Hey there.
32:09Did you have a late night?
32:11I hope.
32:12It's horrible.
32:13The whole thing blew up in my face.
32:17Why would you tell my wife to bite my nipple off?
32:21I didn't.
32:22I didn't.
32:23Why would she...
32:24Oh, the honeymoon thing.
32:27Yeah.
32:28And it hurt like hell then, too.
32:30It didn't take her long to figure out that I let a stranger seduce her online.
32:34Oh, God.
32:35She was so mad, she locked herself in the bathroom and called a divorce lawyer.
32:39You're getting divorced?
32:40I spent two hours pleading with her through the bathroom door, begging her not to leave me.
32:45And we finally managed to come to terms.
32:49What kind of terms?
32:51I promised her I would fire the person who did it.
32:54You're going to fire me?
32:55No, of course not.
32:57You're too important here.
32:58I'm going to fire Tom.
33:01I told her it was him that sent the IMs.
33:03What?
33:04I told her that he had a problem with boundaries.
33:06I'm sorry.
33:07I didn't want to do this, but my marriage was on the line.
33:11You can't make my husband your scapegoat.
33:14I won't let you.
33:16I don't have a damn choice.
33:18I can't be divorced, Lynette.
33:20I can't.
33:24He's under contract.
33:26If you just fire him, he'll sue you and I'll back him up.
33:29You need cause.
33:32Well, I guess I'll have to find cause.
33:37It shouldn't be too difficult if I look hard enough.
33:56Hey, how's the eye?
33:58Oh, it's still a little red, but I think I got all the hot sauce out.
34:02That's good.
34:03So, um, you know the other day when I said that thing about us being sisters?
34:09Well, when I said it, I really didn't mean it.
34:11Yeah, I kind of figured that.
34:13No, I mean, I really didn't mean it.
34:16But, um, now I do.
34:19Thank you for having my back.
34:27So, do I have to worry about you attacking any more waitresses?
34:31Nah, my bar brawn days were over.
34:38Oh, you know, I've got to go.
34:40I have a meeting.
34:42I'll talk to you later.
34:49Are you Oliver?
34:50You must be Edie.
34:52Pleasure to meet you.
34:53Oh, likewise.
34:53I hear you're one of the best private detectives in town.
34:56I do what I can.
34:57Well, come on in.
34:58Let's talk.
35:01Um, basically, I just want you to trail my ex.
35:04He, uh, left me for another woman.
35:08And I want to nail that hoe to the wall.
35:21Caleb, hey, come on, buddy.
35:23Wake up.
35:25Caleb.
35:26It's time.
35:54Get away from me!
36:08Get away from me!
36:11Danielle, I want you to pick up the phone and call the police.
36:18No!
36:19What?
36:20Matthew and his mother have been protecting Caleb.
36:23They're in as much trouble as he is.
36:25I don't care.
36:26Bob, please.
36:27I love him.
36:29Please.
36:36If I hadn't been in the house, he could have raped her.
36:38Or worse.
36:42He's locked in his room now, so...
36:44Needless to say, the agreement between us is off.
36:47Caleb is dangerous and I want him put away.
36:49If he is not gone by tomorrow, I am calling the police.
36:51He will be.
36:52He will be.
36:53I promise you.
36:54Can I go check on Danielle?
36:56Yes.
37:02Betty.
37:03I am serious.
37:05Either you do something, or I will.
37:11Bree, stop worrying.
37:13I understand what needs to happen now.
37:23Danielle?
37:33Did it work?
37:36Perfectly.
37:37You did great.
37:48Um, so I got some rates on some mental hospitals around here, and, um, there's one called Silvercrest,
37:53which actually seems okay.
37:54Put this hand in the fridge, will ya?
37:56Then you come make it for dinner.
37:59Uh, Mom, I know you don't want to talk about this, but we have to.
38:02Mrs. Vanderkamp is gonna call the police.
38:05Promise myself I would never institutionalize you, brother.
38:07Mom.
38:07How long do you think he'd be before he'd act out?
38:10Have you even hurt somebody?
38:11A couple of days?
38:12A week?
38:14Then they throw him in a straitjacket and drug away what's left of his mind.
38:18Spend the rest of his life with the mercy of strangers.
38:21But if we don't send him to a hospital, he's gonna end up in prison.
38:24And don't you think that's worse?
38:26Yes, of course I do.
38:28So what the hell are we gonna do?
38:36Fina Barbatol?
38:38It's easy.
38:40It's painless.
38:42It's just a few extra drops.
38:44He simply falls asleep.
38:49Caleb was meant for a better world than this, Matthew.
38:55It's time to give your brother the peace he deserves.
39:13Who's the pretty girl?
39:16Oh, looks like it's Daddy's turn.
39:18Yes.
39:23Mrs. Solis.
39:25Yes?
39:26We have a court order to take the Collins baby into custody.
39:30No, no, no.
39:31That's a mistake.
39:32No, we have the paperwork.
39:34The birth father signed away his rights.
39:35It's the birth mother who's protesting.
39:37What?
39:38Until the adoption is legally finalized,
39:41the birth mother can still change her mind, and she has.
39:56No, no, no, no, no, no!
39:58Gabby, wait!
39:59You?
40:00You don't even want to be a mother!
40:02Well, look, Frank quit using,
40:05and he got a good job done at the plant.
40:08He's really stepped up.
40:10So?
40:12Well, so we're gonna give the whole family thing a shot.
40:14Baby.
40:15Well, I'll totally give you all your money back.
40:17I don't want my money back!
40:19I want my baby!
40:24Come on, let's go.
40:26Carlos!
40:27No!
40:28Carlos, what's happening?
40:29No, no, no, ma'am.
40:30You don't understand.
40:31You don't understand.
40:32This is our baby!
40:33No, we've been feeding her,
40:36and we've been bathing her,
40:38and we wake up in the middle of the night,
40:40and we rock her,
40:41which is crazy,
40:42because if you knew me,
40:43I don't do that.
40:44I don't do that.
40:45And my husband,
40:46my husband,
40:47he sings to her.
40:48He sings.
40:50So you can't take her away.
40:52It's too late.
40:53We've already fallen in love with her.
41:03Carlos, do something!
41:22There is a prayer intended to give strength
41:26to people faced with circumstances
41:28they don't want to accept.
41:32The power of the prayer
41:33comes from its insight into human nature.
41:36We ask God to grant us the serenity
41:39to accept the things we cannot change.
41:42Because so many of us rage
41:44against the hand that life has dealt us.
41:48The courage to change the things we can.
41:52Because so many of us are cowardly
41:55and afraid to stand up for what is right.
42:01And the wisdom to know the difference.
42:04Because so many of us give in to despair
42:09when faced with an impossible choice.
42:15The good news for those who utter these words
42:17is that God will hear you
42:19and answer your prayer.
42:23The bad news
42:25is that sometimes
42:26the answer
42:28is no.
42:30Well,
42:30you mean,
42:56you know,
43:07Transcription by CastingWords
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