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Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 11
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00:02Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:04George paid for what he did to your father
00:07Bree confessed
00:08Did you give Zach money to go to Utah?
00:10Susan betrayed Mike
00:12What kind of friend is he?
00:13The real good kind
00:14Andrew pushed the boundaries
00:16Zach's come home. Is there anything I can do?
00:19Paul put his foot down
00:20You can leave us alone
00:21So when do I tell people you'll be back?
00:23A couple, maybe three days
00:25And a stranger
00:27finally caught up with Caleb
00:33Kisses are such simple things
00:35We hardly notice them
00:36But if we paid more attention
00:39We'd see that each kiss
00:41Conveys a meaning all its own
00:43For example
00:45Some can say
00:46I'm so happy to see you
00:50Or
00:50I didn't realize you'd be here
00:56Or
00:56Honey, it's time to stop drinking
01:00The trick
01:01Is in knowing
01:02How to tell the difference
01:04So I finally said
01:05If I'm head cheerleader
01:07Then nobody wears panties
01:12I just want you to know
01:13As a former member of my high school
01:14Marching band
01:14I would have appreciated that
01:16Wait a second
01:17You were a band geek?
01:18Oh, I don't believe it
01:19What did you play?
01:20You played the tuba
01:21Yeah, I have pictures
01:23The tuba
01:24Yeah
01:25Go ahead, come on
01:26Get your licks in
01:27No, no, not at all
01:28As a matter of fact
01:28All of my secret crushes
01:30Were on the band geeks
01:31Come on
01:32I know you cheerleader types
01:33You wouldn't have said boo
01:34To guys like me
01:35No, you were more interested
01:36In guys like this
01:37Now, I take it
01:39You didn't play the tuba
01:41No, I didn't
01:43All I know is
01:44I was a lonely, insecure
01:45Tuba player
01:46Girls like Gabrielle
01:47Would just
01:48Root my heart out
01:49I didn't even have
01:51My first kiss
01:51Until I was 18
01:5218?
01:53Pathetic, I know
01:54Poor baby
01:55I would have kissed you
01:56No, you wouldn't
01:57Yes, I would have
01:58No, you wouldn't have
01:59And it's okay, Gabby
02:00Those scars healed
02:02A long time ago
02:03Oh, for God's sakes
02:04Come here
02:05Now, on behalf of
02:06All the cheerleaders
02:07In the world
02:08Forgive us
02:13Yes, kisses mean
02:15Different things
02:16To different people
02:19Ultimately, the meaning
02:21Depends on the one
02:22Who does the kissing
02:29And the one
02:31Who sees it happen
02:44After every party
02:45Comes the time
02:46For cleaning
02:47We attend to the
02:49Champagne that was spilled
02:52The knick-knacks
02:53That got broken
02:56The food that went
02:57Uneaten
03:03And whatever other
03:04Messes need
03:06Cleaning up
03:07So, uh, Gabby
03:09You know that thing
03:11You and Tom
03:12Did tonight
03:13The kiss
03:14Was that hysterical
03:16The look on Tom's face
03:19Yeah
03:27I know
03:28This sounds silly
03:30But
03:32It kind of
03:33Bugged me
03:35You're not serious
03:36Well
03:37I am
03:38I don't
03:39I don't want to
03:40Make a big deal
03:40Out of it
03:41But, uh
03:42Could you maybe
03:44Not do that again?
03:47Okay
03:49Thanks
03:50Okay
03:52Okay, what happened
03:53To the Apple Whites?
03:53I thought you were
03:54Going to invite them
03:54I did
03:55Betty never RSVP'd
03:58What do you guys think
03:59About the Apple Whites?
04:00I like them
04:01Very nice
04:01Very
04:03Interesting
04:03Right
04:04Interesting
04:04Hmm
04:05They weird me out too
04:07Well, that's not
04:08What we're saying
04:09Not exactly anyway
04:12You know, we were just
04:13Having fun
04:14Entertaining the crowd
04:15Oh, sure
04:16But
04:16Maybe next time
04:18You could try
04:18Juggling instead
04:20What's going on?
04:21Nothing
04:24Really?
04:25I sense a little
04:26Tension
04:27No
04:27No tension
04:33What?
04:34You make it sound like
04:35I was
04:36Making a pass at your husband
04:38And that's
04:38Just a little bit insulting
04:41I just said
04:42It bugged me
04:43Why is that a problem?
04:45Is this about that kiss?
04:47What kiss?
04:48Oh, you were in the living room
04:49Gabby planted a big wet kiss on Tom
04:52As a joke
04:53It was hilarious
04:54You see?
04:55Yeah, but to be fair to Lynette
04:57You are an ex-model
04:58And surely it must have dawned on you
05:00That some women might prefer it
05:02If you didn't kiss their husbands
05:03That's all I'm saying
05:05Oh, you guys
05:06We're all friends
05:06This isn't something to get worked up over
05:09I'm not worked up
05:10Yeah
05:11Me neither
05:15Hey, everyone
05:16Did you see what Kathy Lewis
05:17Was wearing tonight?
05:18And whoever told her
05:19That she could get away
05:20With those vertical stripes
05:21Should be shot
05:22Oh
05:23Oh, my sweet
05:39Oh
05:41Oh
05:50Zach
05:52Zach
06:18I don't know
06:19Everything that happened in the desert
06:19That I held a gun to his head
06:21Well, it's your word against his
06:23But he doesn't have a record
06:24And I do
06:27You know, despite what I did
06:30Sending Zach away
06:31I want you two to connect
06:33I hope you know that
06:35I do
06:38And on the bright side
06:39I don't have to wonder
06:41Where he is anymore
06:49It says that you can do a report
06:50On anything from the suggested reading list
06:52Which includes the old man in the sea
06:54The pearl
06:56Much ado about nothing
06:57Hmm
06:58That sounds good
06:59What do you like?
07:01I don't care
07:04Let's start with the pearl
07:06It's got a sad ending
07:07But it's good
07:08We'll start with that
07:13You know
07:14It's not going to be so bad
07:16I think you're really going to like
07:17Being homeschooled
07:21Okay
07:22I know this isn't what you want
07:25But I need to keep you close to me
07:27Just for a while
07:28There are people in this neighborhood
07:30Who aren't thrilled that we're back
07:32People I don't trust
07:35People like
07:37Mike Delfino?
07:39Why would you say that?
07:41When you disappeared
07:42Mrs. Tillman said that
07:44Mike took you somewhere to kill you
07:47That's ridiculous
07:48Why would Mike want to kill me?
07:50Because you murdered Mrs. Huber
07:53What did you say?
07:54Mrs. Tillman said that
07:55You murdered Mrs. Huber
07:57Because she was blackmailing mom
07:59And you believed her?
08:01No, not exactly
08:03I mean, why?
08:04Should I?
08:05Zach
08:06You know me
08:08Better than anyone
08:11Do you honestly believe
08:12That I'm capable of murder?
08:16No
08:18Alright then
08:21Of course
08:23I didn't think mom was capable
08:25Of suicide either
08:29On second thought
08:30Why don't we start
08:31With much ado
08:32About nothing
08:34I think we could use
08:35A few laughs around here
08:39Yeah
08:40Yeah, he sure is
08:42Yeah, just
08:44Probably
08:44Yeah
08:45Not bad
08:58Hey
09:00Get over here
09:01Now
09:04Somebody's angry
09:06Did one of your souffles fall?
09:08I saw what you did with your friend
09:10Oh, and you didn't turn into a pillar of salt
09:12Good for you
09:13This is not a joke, Andrew
09:15What if the neighbors had seen you?
09:17Well, I'd hope they'd think that I landed a hottie
09:20I may not be able to control what you do outside of this home
09:23But while you are under this roof
09:24You will not mock my values
09:26If you so much as smile at that boy
09:29So help me
09:29I will ship you off to Camp Hennessy
09:31And I will not pick you up again until you are 18
09:33Do I make myself clear?
09:39Aren't you forgetting something?
09:41I know you like to knock a few back before bedtime
09:45Go on
09:46Take it
09:46It's okay
09:48We both know that of the two of us
09:51I'm the one that doesn't judge
10:06Please
10:06I don't want to stay down here
10:10I know
10:12I'm sorry, okay?
10:15I'm sorry
10:22Matthew, I think we might have termites
10:24You need to take a look at those steps before one of us breaks our net
10:29What's the matter?
10:30Is your brother okay?
10:30No, he's not
10:32He hates it down here
10:33He wants to be with us
10:35You're being cruel
10:36If you are so concerned about him
10:38You should spend less time on your computer
10:40And more time down here keeping him company
10:43We're bringing him up
10:45But not until I am sure that it's safe
10:48There's been a load of compromising
10:52On the road to my horizon
10:56Hey, you!
11:11Yeah
11:12What's the deal?
11:13You've been parked on our street for two hours
11:16I'm doing a property appraisal
11:18Some neighbors of yours are thinking about moving
11:21The Apple Whites?
11:22I'm not really allowed to say
11:24I sold them that house
11:26Now this is my turf
11:27What do you work for?
11:29Geist Realty
11:30Oh, Westside Properties
11:33Yeah, well, whoever it is
11:35You go back and you tell your bosses
11:36That nobody
11:37And I mean nobody
11:38Buys or sells properties in this neighborhood
11:39Without going through Edie Britt
11:41You got that?
11:42Look, lady, I just go where I'm told
11:43You look
11:45You cross me
11:46And I will be your worst nightmare
11:51I'm a dangerous woman
11:52You don't want to mess with me
11:56You got it
12:10Miss Meyer
12:12Zack
12:13May I talk to you?
12:14I have some things that I need to say
12:17Okay
12:18I know that I did a lot of bad stuff
12:20Stuff that I'm not going to be able to take back
12:23Miss Meyer, I'm really sorry
12:26But when I was living on the streets
12:27You know, I had a lot of time to
12:28To just sit and think to myself
12:30And clear my head
12:31And
12:33Grown up, you know
12:33I don't want you to worry
12:34I'm not going to be bothering you anymore
12:38Either of you
12:41Well, thanks
12:43We appreciate that
12:45Please don't tell my dad
12:46That I talked to you
12:49It's just
12:50It's been really
12:52Intense
12:52Lately
12:59Wow
12:59What do you think?
13:01He seems
13:02Different
13:03I believe him
13:05Yeah, I can't believe I'm about to say this
13:07But I feel sorry for him
13:09It's like he's so fragile
13:11I know
13:11And he's locked up in that house
13:12With Mr. Creepy 24-7
13:14Did you know that he's homeschooling Zack now?
13:18I think he should spend some time
13:19With a decent role model
13:20Don't you?
13:28Hi
13:29Hey
13:30You're out early
13:31Oh, I just wanted to pick up some fresh croissants for breakfast
13:34Oh, cool
13:35Listen, I just wanted you to know
13:37I appreciated you backing me up last night
13:39You know, with the kiss thing
13:42To be honest, I don't think I would have liked it either
13:45Yeah, but I probably should have just gone with it
13:47Gabby was just being Gabby
13:49Having fun
13:50Well, I wouldn't be so hard on yourself
13:52Given her history
13:54What do you mean?
13:55You know, the affair
13:57Gabby had an affair?
13:58You didn't know?
13:59No
14:00I thought everybody knew
14:03Oh, I feel awful
14:05Oh, Ida Greenberg's behind you
14:08Ida, just a second
14:10I am stunned
14:13Who is it with?
14:14I shouldn't have said anything
14:15Bree, come on
14:16Just tell me
14:20Her gardener
14:24Oh, you're kidding
14:25No, no, not him
14:26Helen Rowland's son
14:28John
14:28The teenager?
14:31Ida, wait
14:32Or go around
14:35Does Gabby know that you know?
14:37Absolutely not
14:37I think the best thing to do
14:39Is just smile
14:40And pretend you don't know anything
14:55Huh
14:58Hi
15:00Oh, sorry
15:02Are you okay?
15:06Yeah
15:07I'm alright
15:07Yeah
15:09What's up?
15:10We have an idea how to bring you and Zach together
15:14Bowling
15:16Bowling?
15:17Yeah
15:17I emailed Zach and he said he's gonna meet us there
15:19You can come too
15:20Does Paul know about this?
15:22No
15:23And
15:24We're not planning on telling him
15:28I don't
15:28I think that's a good idea, Susan
15:30Mike
15:31I'm part of the reason things got so screwed up
15:33I just want a chance to make things right
15:36And you're okay with this?
15:37Being around Zach?
15:39We talked to him
15:40He's changed
15:43Well
15:44I guess we're going bowling
15:50Wake up, sleepyhead
15:51I brought fresh croissants for breakfast
15:59Ah
16:02Hi
16:02Mrs. Vandekamp
16:04I'm Justin
16:05Andrew's lab partner
16:08From school
16:09Dude, wake up
16:12Andrew
16:14I want you downstairs
16:16Now
16:27Okay
16:28First of all
16:28I want you to march back upstairs
16:29And tell your friend
16:31He is no longer welcome in this house
16:32But we haven't even had breakfast
16:34I am serious, Andrew
16:35You tell him to get out of here this second
16:36Or I will call the police
16:37And I will have him removed
16:40Well, go ahead
16:40Call him
16:41Oh, you think I won't?
16:43I just wonder how they'll react
16:45When they find out
16:46That you killed George Williams
16:50I didn't kill George
16:52Well, no
16:53But you sat there and let him die
16:54Which
16:55I'm the lawyer
16:56But I'm pretty sure
16:56There's a crime in there somewhere
16:58Andrew
16:59Don't get me wrong
17:00I mean
17:01I'm glad you did it
17:02But
17:02When the cops get here
17:03My official position will be
17:05Oh my god
17:06I'm being raised by a homicidal maniac
17:10I think I might even throw in a few tears
17:13You would actually let the police arrest your own mother?
17:16Hey
17:17We all got to cut the apron strings at some point
17:29Come on, Penny
17:30Let's get those groceries in there
17:33Come on
17:34Here we go
17:34Get this one
17:36This one
17:37Come on, Daddy
17:37Uh-oh
17:37Whoa
17:40Oh, Mom
17:41Oh, it looks like you could use a hand
17:44Bless you
17:45Oh, okay
17:45Here, Gabby
17:46And Penny
17:48Come here, you sweet little thing
17:51Well, thank you so much, Gabby
17:53Come on in
17:54Oh, God
17:55Um, Tom
17:56Yeah?
17:58I think she got sick
18:00Oh, I'm so sorry
18:02Usually
18:03She only throws up on immediate family
18:06I'm honored
18:07I'm honored
18:08Oh, um
18:08Do you mind just putting her in the playpen there?
18:12Ah
18:13Hello
18:14Guess what?
18:15Ed, love the pitch
18:16I got off early
18:17You're kidding
18:18That's great
18:19Hey, I'm right by the supermarket
18:20You want me to pick up anything?
18:21Um, actually
18:22I just came from there
18:23Except, you know what?
18:24I forgot bread
18:25Would you mind?
18:26Not at all
18:27Tom, I need to wipe up
18:28Do you have a towel?
18:29Sure, hold on
18:39You're never gonna
18:40Hey
18:41Hey, honey
18:42Hey, did you get the bread?
18:44Oh, uh, they were out
18:46Of bread?
18:47Yeah
18:48Hey, Gabby
18:49Surprised seeing you here
18:50Well, I saw that Tom was overwhelmed
18:52So I thought I'd give him a hand
18:54Really?
18:55Really?
18:55Well, that was nice of you
18:58Is there a problem?
19:01No
19:06Really?
19:07Because I sense that you're annoyed
19:09You found me here when you weren't home
19:10Am I wrong?
19:15Lynette?
19:17Okay
19:19Yeah
19:21So, exactly what are you doing here?
19:23Helping out?
19:24Damn it, Lynette
19:24If this has to do with that stupid kiss the other night
19:26I'm gonna lose it
19:27What's going on?
19:30Lynette thinks I was hitting on you at Bree's party
19:32That's ridiculous
19:34I never said that
19:35What I said was that it made me uncomfortable when you kissed him
19:38It's obviously an issue for me
19:40And yet, here you are
19:41Alone, in my kitchen
19:43With my husband
19:44So, you tell me
19:45Are you hitting on him?
19:46Lynette
19:46I can't believe you
19:48I have done nothing to deserve this kind of mistrust
19:50Well, that's not entirely true
19:53What does that mean?
19:54Come on, Gabby
19:56It's a small town
19:57People talk
20:02Well, okay
20:03What's going on here?
20:05I'll tell you
20:08Your wife doesn't trust me around you
20:10Because I had an affair with my teenage gardener
20:22So, I know Susan Meyer would never tell
20:25It must have been Helen Roland
20:26She probably blabbed all the girls at the salon
20:29And Ida Greenberg goes to that salon
20:31So, if Ida knows, the whole town knows
20:32And we're just gonna have to move
20:33That's all there is to it
20:36Carlos
20:36Can you stop putting for two seconds
20:38And show me some support?
20:40What do you expect me to do?
20:41You brought this on yourself
20:42It was a harmless little kiss
20:44Why is everybody making a big deal about this?
20:47Because you had an affair with an underage gardener
20:50People don't think you're harmless
20:51They see you as a predator
20:54You're enjoying this, aren't you?
20:55Punishing me
20:57Dangling the affair over my head
20:58Well, I won't tolerate it
21:03Really?
21:04So, just what are you gonna do about it?
21:11I'm gonna let you even the score
21:14Carlos, go have an affair
21:15What?
21:17I had my little indiscretion
21:18So, you go have yours
21:19Get it out of your system
21:20I know you want to
21:21I do not
21:22Sure you do
21:23Knock yourself out
21:25Call up an old college flame
21:27Rent a call girl
21:29Fly to Africa
21:30And nail that little nun you've been drooling over
21:33I don't care
21:35You're crazy
21:36No, I'm pragmatic
21:38Because once you finish your fling
21:40We'll be equals again
21:41And then you won't be able to judge me
21:44And we can go back to being a boring average married couple
21:47Oh, just do me a favor
21:49Don't bring back any diseases
21:56Are you sure you're not overreacting to this whole Gabrielle thing?
22:01Maybe
22:03Yes
22:04But Gabby doesn't think she did anything wrong
22:08That's not right either
22:11I guess
22:13You're an attractive man
22:15There is a primal need for a woman to protect what is hers
22:19My initial impulse was justified
22:23So you really think she's into me?
22:26I don't know
22:29Because you're right, I am an attractive man
22:33You know what, I've never told you this
22:34But sometimes when I bend down to pick up the morning paper
22:37I catch Bree Vandycamp checking me out
22:40You're kidding
22:41No, Scout's on her
22:43I've always exuded a certain sexual magnetism
22:46And as I get older
22:47I think it's only becoming more intense
22:50Are you drunk?
22:51Oh, I'm a hot guy
22:52Living in a neighborhood filled with nothing but lonely ladies
22:55They can't help themselves
22:57I'm like catnip
23:01Come here
23:04What was that for?
23:05Thank you
23:06Thank you for reminding me that I am the only woman in the whole world
23:09Who could love an idiot like you
23:14I'll talk to Gabby
23:15I'm telling you
23:17These women want me
23:18Oh yeah
23:19They see the rippling muscles underneath this t-shirt
23:21Good night, Tom
23:22They cannot resist me
23:24Shut up and go to sleep
23:26Uh
23:49I'm gonna take you
23:50I'm gonna dry
23:50What are they really good?
23:50I don't want to do
23:50I don't want youใ
23:50Labs I
23:51don't want you I
23:51don't want to do How
23:52do I love you I
23:52don't want you I
23:55just want you I
23:55probably know I
24:23Son of a bitch.
24:36You gotta be kidding me.
24:41Fool, I'm here to help you kill him.
24:51Mama's gonna be mad.
24:52Don't you worry about that.
24:57Mamas love me.
25:01All right.
25:03Let's go.
25:04No!
25:09Okay.
25:10I'm sorry.
25:11I shouldn't talk to you like that.
25:13Let's start over.
25:30Let's go.
25:36I'm warning you, pinhead.
25:37Don't you make me come down there after you.
25:41Come on.
25:42Come on!
25:49You've asked for it.
25:50I'm gonna beat this stupid right out of me.
26:10I'm gonna beat this stupid right out of me.
26:25Caleb?
26:27I didn't do it.
26:40Oh dear.
26:53Well, hey there.
26:54Hi, Carl.
26:55Oh.
26:57Oh, um, quick question.
26:59When someone discusses a sensitive situation with a lawyer, such as yourself, when does
27:06attorney-client confidentiality kick in?
27:08From the moment the lawyer's been hired.
27:10Why?
27:11Here's a check for $100.
27:12That's enough for a retainer, right?
27:15I guess.
27:16What's going on, Bree?
27:17My son is trying to blackmail me, and I want you to stop the little SOB.
27:21Do you think you could do that?
27:26He has an Illinois license.
27:29It says here his name is Monroell.
27:32Does that name mean anything to you?
27:35No.
27:36But at least he wasn't a policeman.
27:42Poor man.
27:44I hope he didn't suffer too much.
27:48Mom, are we looking at the same body?
28:10What is it?
28:20As soon as it gets dark, we get rid of that body.
28:29Hey.
28:31Um.
28:33I hope it's okay.
28:34Carlos let me in.
28:36Actually, I'm right in the middle of something, and I don't know when I'll be done.
28:43I'm just here to say, I am sorry, and I have been a complete idiot.
28:54All done.
29:00So cute.
29:02It's beautiful.
29:03Is the coast clear?
29:05Yes, it is.
29:06We worked it out.
29:07No kidding.
29:08How'd you manage that one?
29:09Simple.
29:10Lynette admitted she was wrong, and I agreed.
29:13Well, 99% wrong.
29:15Oh, whatever.
29:16Close enough.
29:17Anyway.
29:19Tom's probably got dinner ready by now, so I should get going.
29:22Okay.
29:23Good night.
29:24Bye.
29:24Bye.
29:24Bye.
29:24Bye.
29:29You know what the 1% is, right?
29:32No, not really.
29:35Does it matter?
29:36It kind of does.
29:37I want to get it clear for our friendship.
29:41Okay.
29:43What's the 1%?
29:45Well, well, yes, I overreacted.
29:49I think you can see how, even though I was somewhat off base,
29:54you were a little wrong, right?
29:57No.
29:58I kissed Tom, and it was a harmless joke.
30:01I think if I had kissed anybody else's husband, they would have laughed
30:04and then forgot about it 10 seconds later.
30:07Okay.
30:08Let's test that theory.
30:16See?
30:16I don't care.
30:19That's just a waste of time.
30:24And spit.
30:30Okay.
30:31Okay.
30:32Okay.
30:33Okay.
30:33Okay.
30:34Okay.
30:34Okay.
30:34Okay.
30:35Okay.
30:36I get your point.
30:37Alrighty then.
30:38My work here is done.
30:39Okay.
30:39Carlos?
30:40Gabby?
30:50No!
30:51Not bad.
30:54Hey.
30:55There he is.
30:57Zach!
30:58I'm glad you could make it.
30:59Hey, Zach.
31:01Sofino.
31:02I didn't know you were going to be here.
31:04Yeah, I was just bowling a few frames and ran into these guys.
31:07Thought I might join you.
31:08Is that okay?
31:09Yeah.
31:11I guess.
31:18Okay.
31:19Write that down.
31:20Nice.
31:21Nice.
31:22Alright.
31:23Just roll it in there.
31:24Nice and easy.
31:35Sorry.
31:36It's okay.
31:37We're still close.
31:38Anyway, Julie's totally going to choke.
31:40Just for that, I am not bringing you back a hot dog.
31:43Zach, do you want one?
31:44Okay.
31:56You okay?
31:57Yeah, I'm fine.
31:59It's just, I don't understand what you're doing.
32:03What do you mean?
32:04Well, I don't understand why you're being so nice to me.
32:06I mean, I pointed a gun at you guys.
32:08You should hate me.
32:13We don't hate you, Zach.
32:14You had an incredibly hard year.
32:17I mean, you shouldn't have done what you did, but we just want to help you move on.
32:23When I was young, I got mixed up in some really bad stuff.
32:27I even did some time in prison.
32:28Really?
32:29Yeah, but when I got out, people were willing to forgive me.
32:32Everybody deserves a second chance.
32:38You know, I'm gonna go, uh, help Julie with the food.
32:40So you guys just keep talking and, uh, bowling.
32:43Talk and bowl.
32:44Bowl and talk.
32:47Here, let me show you something.
32:50See the arrows right in the middle?
32:51Okay?
32:52Just roll it straight over the one in the center.
32:53Okay?
32:54You don't have to spin it or anything.
32:55Just right in the middle.
33:01Look at that!
33:04Good job.
33:12Hurry up.
33:13I am hurrying up, okay?
33:17Wait, no, no, no!
33:18What?
33:19I dropped the keys.
33:20I don't have them.
33:20They're in here.
33:35Sometimes you just have to laugh.
33:36I don't have to laugh.
33:51Andrew, would you mind turning off your video game?
33:55My lawyer would like to have a little chat with you.
34:00So even though your mother did witness George Williams' suicide,
34:03there's no affirmative duty to intervene,
34:06therefore no crime was committed.
34:07Even if the police find out,
34:09your mom will never see the inside of a courtroom.
34:13Well, maybe I got the story wrong.
34:16What if she went over there to help him commit suicide?
34:20If you want to lie to the police, go right ahead.
34:23But please know that I will sue you.
34:25For what?
34:26Abusive process.
34:27It's when a person tries to exploit the legal system
34:29for an improper purpose, like blackmail.
34:33You guys can't sue me.
34:35I'm just a kid.
34:36Oh, don't worry.
34:37I won't start garnishing your wages until you turn 18.
34:40Your mom.
34:41Is she a peach or what?
34:42Mm-hmm.
34:44The cops don't give a damn.
34:45I'm sure your friends will.
34:47How does a little public humiliation sound?
34:53Bree, can I get a refill on this?
35:02What are you doing?
35:04Your father was a friend of mine.
35:05And if he were around to see what a nasty little turd you've turned into,
35:08he'd knock the hell out of you.
35:11Yeah, well, he's not here now, is he?
35:15No, he isn't.
35:16But if you don't get your act together and start treating your mother with some respect,
35:21I'll take care of you myself.
35:24Do you understand what I'm saying?
35:27Yeah.
35:29Good.
35:39Hey, neighbors.
35:41Oh, hey, Carlos.
35:43Hi.
35:44I just wanted to thank you for patching things up with Gabby.
35:47Well, sure.
35:48No problem.
35:49I...
35:50It's been really tough on her.
35:51Everybody finding out about the affair or...
35:54Yeah, I can imagine.
35:56I don't mind telling you.
35:57It's, uh...
35:59It's been pretty tough on us the past couple months.
36:01Oh, well, I'm not surprised.
36:03And I really, really hope you can work it out.
36:05Yeah, we're trying.
36:07You know...
36:09Yeah?
36:11Gabby had an interesting suggestion.
36:13Oh.
36:16She told me that I should go out and have an affair of my own.
36:19She thinks it's the only way I'll be able to get over what she did to me
36:21and that it just might help our marriage.
36:26Why are you telling me this?
36:29I guess I just, uh...
36:32Wanted to know if you had any thoughts on the subject.
36:38I don't.
36:39I really don't.
36:43Well, if you ever do, let me know.
36:48By the way...
36:50Mm-hmm?
36:52That was one hell of a kiss you gave me.
36:56You can't fake chemistry like that.
36:58No.
37:02You stay because of it.
37:25You can't fake chemistry like that.
37:32What the hell is this?
37:47Delfina.
37:50Stay away from my son.
38:03Oh, my God!
38:14Damn!
38:19You okay?
38:20Fine.
38:31Oh, my God.
38:44So I swerved to avoid eating this car, and I hit this park car instead, and that's when the trunk
38:49popped open, and when we got out, we found this dead body.
38:59Are you worried now?
39:01Because I am.
39:04Not yet.
39:06Just be patient, see what happens.
39:10How'd it go?
39:11Well, I told him everything I know, which wasn't much.
39:15So are we thinking this is Paul?
39:17Well, he was our friendly neighborhood murderer.
39:19Yeah, it seems obvious.
39:20I don't know.
39:22I saw his face when he looked in the trunk, and he looked just as shocked as I was.
39:26I'm thinking it's the Applewhites.
39:29I talked to the dead guy, and he said that he was doing an appraisal on their house.
39:33Well, I got a little cheese, so I called every realtor in town.
39:37Nobody had even heard of him.
39:40That doesn't mean Betty knew him.
39:41Please.
39:43Those two are fishy.
39:45They bought that house sight unseen, and they did move in in the middle of the night.
39:50And there were the noises.
39:52What noises?
39:54Oh, a couple of weeks ago, I heard some noises coming from the basement like a clanging, and I asked
40:00Betty about it.
40:01She lied right to my face.
40:03What's that about?
40:04I don't know.
40:16Now I'm worried.
40:33Julie.
40:37Julie.
40:45Hi.
40:45Hi.
40:47My dad's found out about us bowling.
40:49We're not going to be able to do that anytime soon.
40:51Oh.
40:53Sorry.
40:54No, no, I'm glad that we did.
40:55I haven't felt like part of a family in a long time.
40:59Thanks.
41:03I, uh, I better get back inside.
41:08The act itself never varies, but each kiss carries with it a meaning all its own.
41:16It can convey a husband's eternal devotion or a wife's enormous regret.
41:29It can symbolize a mother's growing concern.
41:37Or a lover's growing passion.
41:43But whatever its meaning, each kiss reflects a basic human need.
41:56The need to connect to another human being.
42:03This desire is so strong, it's always amazing when some people don't understand it.
42:19You, you, you, you.
42:53Transcription by CastingWords
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