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Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 21
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00:02Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:04Until the adoption is legally finalized, the birth mother can still change her mind, and she has.
00:10Warrants were issued.
00:11I'm gonna fire Tom.
00:12If you just fire him, he'll sue you, and I'll back him up.
00:15You need cause.
00:16Well, I guess I'll have to find cause.
00:18Decisions were made.
00:19I'm gonna do something so awful, I'm just going to rock her world.
00:23Threats were spoken.
00:25So what the hell are we gonna do?
00:27And plans?
00:30Fiend of Barbotol?
00:31It's time to give your brother the piece he deserves.
00:33Were put into action.
00:38The most successful private investigator in Fairview was a man named Oliver Weston.
00:45Try though he might, Oliver couldn't remember the exact moment he stopped believing in love.
00:51Was it the night he caught an executive cheating with his secretary?
00:56Or was it the day he saw a housewife cheating with her delivery boy?
01:03Or was it the time he caught the girl next door cheating with the couple who lived across the street?
01:11Whenever the moment, Oliver Weston was now officially a cynic.
01:16Who only believed in betrayal and suspicion.
01:20Luckily for Oliver, that's what paid his bills.
01:24Okay, you forgot fighting.
01:26What are you doing?
01:29Oh, sorry man.
01:30Are these your bushes?
01:32I'll clean that all up when I'm done.
01:33It'll be like I was not here.
01:35You're done now.
01:36Oh, easy, big fella.
01:37I'm just a P.I. doing a domestic surveillance job.
01:40For who?
01:41To the blonde lady at the end of the street.
01:44Edie Britt?
01:44Yeah.
01:45That's her fiancé.
01:47Apparently he dumped her for another woman.
01:49I just figured out who.
01:51Susan?
01:52There's nothing going on there.
01:54They used to be married.
01:55She's only talking to them because they have a kid together.
01:58From what I heard, they're on their way to kid number two.
02:00Well, you don't know what you're talking about.
02:01And you don't know these soccer moms like I do.
02:03By day, they bake cookies and carpool.
02:05But dim the lights and bam, they turn into total pigs.
02:10She's not like that.
02:11Oh, please.
02:12Look at her.
02:14That woman clearly knows her way around the mattress.
02:20Yes.
02:21Oliver Weston had become a cynic.
02:24Which is why he couldn't recognize.
02:26A man who was still in love.
02:37Every family has a way of hiding what it doesn't want seen.
02:43Whether it's with a picture that covers the stain on the wall.
02:48Or with a closet door that conceals the chaos inside.
02:54Or with artificial smiles that mask years of pain and heartache.
03:00Every family goes to great lengths to hide ugly truths.
03:05Some, of course, go further than others.
03:16So, you're going to do this tonight?
03:18No.
03:20The ice cream is for tomorrow.
03:22I'm taking Caleb on a picnic to Rockwater Lake.
03:26I'm preparing all of his favorite foods.
03:29So, when you're done, you're just going to leave a nightmare?
03:36No.
03:40I'll call 911 anonymously.
03:43But I will be watching from a distance to make sure that they pick up his body.
03:54You know, Mom, you don't have to do this.
03:55I won't let him hurt another girl.
03:57And I will not turn him over to people who will mock and abuse him.
04:02I just won't.
04:09His last day on this earth is going to be a perfect one.
04:19Oh, no thanks, Chami.
04:22Poor thing.
04:23She was so attached to Lily.
04:25Where'd all this food come from?
04:27The people from Carlos' church.
04:29So, you think you and Carlos will try for another adoption?
04:32I don't think I could go through that pain again.
04:35I did freeze some of my eggs, so we might do the surrogacy thing, but I don't know.
04:39Honey, you've got to eat something.
04:41I don't have an appetite.
04:43In fact, this is all going to go to waste.
04:44You guys should take something.
04:46No, no, you should keep it.
04:47I'll take a couple.
04:52What?
04:53Carl dumped me, so I'm alone.
04:55Food fills the void.
05:00Chami, I appreciate your grief, but really, you're bringing everybody down.
05:03Will you pull it together?
05:04Mrs. Solis.
05:10You don't understand.
05:11It's from the government.
05:15Gabby, she's being deported.
05:17Chami, is this the first letter like this you've received?
05:27This can't be happening.
05:29I can't go home.
05:31My uncle will sell me again.
05:33Oh, no, no.
05:34Chami, you're not going anywhere.
05:36You're much too important to Carlos and me.
05:38We're going to fight this and we're going to win.
05:40Gabby, you can't promise her that.
05:42Brie, you heard what she said.
05:44I can't let this poor kid go back to China and become someone's slave.
05:51All right.
05:52Look, my friends want to take some of this to go, so pack it up and we're a little low
05:55on coffee.
06:04You're actually going to let me eat this?
06:06You've been working so hard, off on business trips all the time.
06:10Tonight, we throw caution and cholesterol to the wind.
06:14You deserve a little comfort food.
06:17Oh, no, you're pregnant.
06:20God, your mind goes to dark places.
06:23Honey, you just served me a plate of full-fat Gouda.
06:26What's up?
06:28Okay.
06:31Well, remember I was helping Ed spark up his love life?
06:35Yeah, you sent his wife those sexy I.M.'s.
06:37Why?
06:38Well, Fran found out that Ed didn't send them and she blew her top.
06:42She wants the responsible party fired and Ed lied and told her that you sent them.
06:50But it wasn't me, it was you.
06:53I know.
06:54Oh, oh, but Ed couldn't possibly lose you.
06:57No, no, no.
06:57I'm the expendable one.
06:59Look, I know it's ridiculous, but Ed is not a rational person.
07:04Fran has him whipped and a whipped husband is someone we must take very seriously.
07:10Okay.
07:14How do we handle this?
07:15You're under contract.
07:16Ed can't fire you unless he has just cause.
07:19So until this blows over, you have to be a model employee.
07:23Show up on time.
07:24No more three martini lunches.
07:26And above all, have ready all your presentations.
07:29Can't believe I'm being victimized like this.
07:32Well, honey, in all fairness, those are all things you should be doing anyway.
07:38Fine.
07:49Andrew, I am having Peter over for dinner tomorrow night,
07:53and I was wondering if you would like to invite Justin.
07:57Yeah, thanks.
07:58I'll call him tonight.
07:59Since you two are having your boyfriends over, can I invite Matthew?
08:03Out of the question.
08:04So let me get this straight.
08:05You can date a lush, and he can bring over his gay lover, but God forbid I date a hot
08:10black guy.
08:10Until they lock Caleb up, I don't want you anywhere near that family.
08:14His brother tried to rape you, and his mother keeps the guy locked up in a basement.
08:18I mean, let's face it, Danielle.
08:20Even you could do better.
08:22Since when do you take Mom's side over mine?
08:24Your brother and I had a talk, and we've come to a detente of sorts.
08:28Really?
08:29Even after she screwed you out of your trust fund?
08:31Well, he did falsely accuse me of child abuse.
08:34I would say we're even, wouldn't you, Andrew?
08:37Sure, Mom.
08:37We're even.
08:44You can stop smiling now.
08:45I know your face is tired.
08:46What?
08:47I'm not stupid.
08:49I know you hate her now as much as ever.
08:51Mom and I are in a good place right now.
08:53Why can't you believe that?
08:57Hi.
08:58I got your message.
08:59What's up?
09:00Come on in.
09:03This is Oliver Weston.
09:05He's a P.I.
09:06Edie hired.
09:07Edie hired a P.I.?
09:10Yeah, he's been spying on you and Carl.
09:12How you doing?
09:13He thinks you two have been having an affair.
09:15Me and Carl?
09:18Why would you think that?
09:20Come on, Suze.
09:22You know we're meant to be together.
09:24Carl, just stop.
09:27Well, that is Carl being nostalgic.
09:32You said yourself.
09:33The sex last week was the best you ever had.
09:37Okay, um...
09:40First of all, it was not the best sex I ever had.
09:43I just said that to make him feel better.
09:45Obviously, you were the best sex I ever had.
09:47That explains the punch in the face.
09:50I'm going to hit you again if you don't shut up.
09:51I know that this looks bad.
09:53You were actually fooling around with Carl behind Edie's back.
09:56No, no, no, no.
09:57Carl lied to me.
09:58He told me that he and Edie had split up before...
10:00You know what?
10:01I don't even care.
10:02Mike.
10:02Wait down here?
10:03Yeah.
10:06Good night, Suze.
10:10Hey.
10:11Hey, you.
10:11Wait, wait, wait.
10:14Okay, you cannot tell Edie about this.
10:16Whatever she's paying you, I'll pay you double.
10:19She paid a two grand retainer plus expenses.
10:21Two thousand dollars?
10:23Jeez.
10:24I gotta get into real estate.
10:26Okay, I don't have that kind of cash.
10:29Well, then I guess I take the tape to Miss Britt.
10:34I have a copy.
10:40Okay.
10:45Okay, let's try this another way.
10:47You are about to unleash a nuclear explosion.
10:51Lives are going to be ruined.
10:54I'll tell you what.
10:55I'll hold off till Monday to report to Miss Britt.
10:58Yes.
10:58That'll give you some time to scrape together a little cash.
11:01What if I can't?
11:16I'm sorry, but Zhao Mei missed all of her appeal deadlines.
11:19So that's it?
11:21You're just going to send her back to China?
11:23My hands are tied.
11:24If your maid were married to an American citizen
11:27or had a child who was an American citizen
11:30or if she were a well-known entertainer...
11:34What if she was pregnant with an American citizen?
11:43Zhao Mei?
11:45We spoke to Homeland Security
11:48and we have good news.
11:49I can't stay?
11:51Mm-hmm.
11:52Oh, thank you.
11:54Oh, okay.
11:55Uh, well, there's just one little thing.
11:59Um, the immigration laws have gotten really tough in this country,
12:03so we're a little behind the eight ball going in.
12:05But we pledged your case and we fought tooth and nail
12:08and the law says you can stay,
12:11but only if you have our baby.
12:13Hmm.
12:14What?
12:15The agent said that if you were pregnant
12:18with an American citizen,
12:21then they couldn't deport you.
12:22So we thought,
12:24you need a baby in your belly,
12:26we need a surrogate.
12:28Win, win, win.
12:32Surrogate?
12:33Oh, well, it would be our baby.
12:35It would just be growing inside of you.
12:39Hmm.
12:40I have a...
12:41Okay, uh, well...
12:43Oh, okay, it's like this.
12:45The three of us are making your famous Sheshwan dumplings,
12:49and I'm the dough,
12:52and Carlos is the pork,
12:54and you're the oven.
13:00I have baby?
13:02Okay, we take care of everything.
13:03You know, uh, hospital bills and maternity clothes
13:06and Lamaze classes.
13:08And, of course, you wouldn't have to do any work.
13:11Well, uh, maybe just a little light dusting.
13:14Nothing major.
13:16No!
13:17No, Xiaomei, you don't have a choice.
13:19It's either this or go back to China.
13:21Not to baby!
13:23No!
13:29You had to push the dusting, didn't you?
13:35Peter, I don't think I'm being unreasonable here.
13:38It's not like I'm going to advertise my addiction history,
13:41but if your kids ask a direct question,
13:43I'm not going to lie to them.
13:45Right, uh-huh.
13:47Good point.
13:51Listen, I don't expect you to lie about the alcoholism.
13:54I mean, they know that's how we met.
13:55It's just, you know, the other thing.
13:57Oh, the other thing.
14:00They're just getting to know you,
14:01and so I want them to focus on your good qualities.
14:04I just don't know how they'll react
14:05if they find out that you're a sex addict.
14:11What are you so happy about?
14:14You know how you were mad at Mom
14:15about not letting Matthew come to dinner?
14:18Yeah.
14:19I just figured out the funniest way
14:21for you to get back at her.
14:25Okay, what's on the schedule for today?
14:27I have got the Boston toy presentation ready to go.
14:29Actually, I don't have time for a full pitch,
14:32so just give me the gist.
14:35Excuse me?
14:36You know, boil it down.
14:38Give me one line.
14:42Okay, basically, it's toys are fun.
14:45I hate it.
14:46How can you hate it?
14:47I only gave you three words.
14:49It's three words I hate.
14:50Okay, I'm going to take over the Boston toy company account.
14:53No, you cannot take over...
14:54In the meantime, you should all be aware,
14:56I don't like the way you people
14:58have been filing your expense reports.
15:00There's been a lot of padding.
15:01Meanwhile, this company is hemorrhaging money.
15:04I'm going to put a stop to it.
15:06So, I have hired a forensic accountant.
15:09He's going to go through them,
15:10make sure everything's kosher.
15:11I find one receipt,
15:13one bar tab that's fishy,
15:15and it's grounds for dismissal.
15:19Oh, it's Gavo.
15:21He's going to start with you.
15:24Can't believe that son of a bitch
15:26hired a forensic accountant.
15:28He's more whipped than I thought.
15:30Well, he's tragically underestimated us.
15:32The gloves are coming off.
15:33You know, maybe I should just quit.
15:36What?
15:37Yesterday, you were up in arms.
15:38Now, now, you ready to cave?
15:39If Ed is determined to get me,
15:41sooner or later, he's going to get me.
15:42It's just a matter of time.
15:43No, no, we are not backing down.
15:45I'm going to walk over to Ed's office right now,
15:47and I'm going to make very clear
15:48that if you're out the door,
15:49I'm right behind you.
15:50We can't both be unemployed.
15:52Oh, it'll never happen.
15:53He knows this place will go down
15:54like a house of cards without me.
15:57Honey, wait. Just wait.
15:59What? What?
16:01I'm not going to hide behind my wife's skirt.
16:03We're a team. I'm just lending support.
16:05That's not the way it's going to look
16:06to everybody else out there.
16:09Look, let me talk to him.
16:11Man to man.
16:12If my way doesn't work,
16:13then we'll do it your way.
16:16Okay. Go get him.
16:23All right, well, I'll put it first.
16:29All right, I've got to talk to you.
16:30I've got to talk to you about this.
16:47Oh, my God.
16:49Oh, my God.
16:50What happened?
17:05Susan knew she couldn't afford
17:07to keep the P.I.
17:08from revealing her affair with Carl.
17:10And since Edie would learn the truth anyway,
17:14Susan felt it would be better
17:16if it came from her.
17:19Which is how she came to write
17:21a letter begging Edie for forgiveness.
17:24Her words were so sincere and heartfelt,
17:27from the moment she mailed it,
17:29Susan knew...
17:32she was a dead woman.
17:39You know, Caleb,
17:42since the day you were born,
17:45I've always thought of you as a blessing.
17:49You do know that, right?
17:52I guess.
17:57How come Maddie's not here?
18:00Because this is our special day.
18:03Just you and me.
18:06Is he mad at me
18:08because of Danielle?
18:09No.
18:11He knows that you didn't mean to scare her.
18:13Because he said it was okay for me to kiss her.
18:18What did you say?
18:20He said Danielle liked me
18:21and that she wouldn't fight me
18:23if I gave her a kiss.
18:25Your brother told you that?
18:28Maddie said that she was waiting for me
18:30and that she wanted a really big kiss.
18:37What else did your brother tell you?
18:43Xiamé?
18:47Made you some hot cocoa.
18:52Guess the baby thing
18:53didn't really appeal to you, huh?
18:56I know it's a lot to ask.
18:58It's just Carlos and I think of you as family.
19:01Don't you think of us as family?
19:03Oh, yes.
19:05You are like mother to me.
19:09Mm-hmm.
19:11Well, if we are so freaking close,
19:13what's the big deal?
19:15It's nine months out of your life.
19:17I will be ruined.
19:20Ruined?
19:23Down there.
19:28Wait.
19:29Are you a virgin?
19:32Wow.
19:34If I have baby,
19:36I will be shamed.
19:38Are you kidding?
19:40No one cares about virginity in this country.
19:43It went out of style in the 50s
19:44and trust me, honey,
19:45it ain't making a comeback.
19:48Seriously, no one cares.
19:51Husband would care.
19:53No man want me if I ruined.
19:55I want husband so much.
20:01Well, what kind of husband do you want?
20:04Do you want a rich husband?
20:06Well, then,
20:07rich men don't marry virgins
20:09for the same reasons
20:09they don't hire chauffeurs
20:11who can't drive.
20:12They value experience.
20:15really.
20:17Would I lie to family?
20:23Here are the numbers you wanted.
20:26Lynette, wait.
20:28Have you heard from Tom?
20:29He's not answering his cell phone,
20:31but you don't have to worry, okay?
20:33You got what you wanted.
20:34He's out of the building.
20:35Come in here and close the door.
20:38You sure?
20:38I might punch you, too.
20:40I'll take my chances.
20:43If this is where you want me
20:45to apologize for my husband,
20:47I'm not going to do it.
20:49Maybe he shouldn't have hit you,
20:50but you provoked him.
20:51Now, wait a minute.
20:52No!
20:52I'm sorry Tom gets punished
20:55because you can't deal
20:56with your screwed-up marriage.
20:57It is pathetic, Ed.
20:59If you had stood up to your wife
21:00in the first place,
21:01none of this what?
21:02I love it.
21:03You're giving me crap
21:04about my marriage.
21:06You know what?
21:07Here.
21:09The forensic accountant
21:10found some interesting stuff
21:11in Tom's expense reports.
21:13Yeah, it seems on his last
21:14three trips east,
21:15he cashed in his first-class ticket
21:17and took a detour
21:18to Atlantic City.
21:19Well, that can't be right.
21:20Well, it's all there.
21:22Hotels, bar tabs.
21:24Oh, and on this page,
21:26two tickets to a show.
21:31And flowers.
21:36That doesn't make any sense.
21:37There's got to be some kind
21:38of an explanation for this.
21:40Before you pass judgment
21:41on someone else's marriage,
21:44I'd clean up my own house first.
21:52Sorry, I don't know
21:53what's taking Danielle
21:54so long to get dressed.
21:56Just give her a break, Mom.
21:57I'm sure she's just
21:57trying to look nice
21:58for our company.
21:59Well, I hope she doesn't
22:00get too dressed up.
22:01I like people to be comfortable.
22:03Oh, I'm comfortable.
22:07Honey, what are you wearing?
22:09You got me this for Christmas,
22:10don't you remember?
22:11Yeah, I just am worried
22:12you might be a little cold.
22:14I think it's plenty warm in here.
22:16Don't you, Mr. McMillan?
22:20Uh, sure.
22:25Well, uh, we should probably
22:26start eating.
22:27We don't want our frittatas
22:28to get cold.
22:29Right, good.
22:30Um, sorry.
22:31Everybody dig in.
22:35Wow, does anybody else
22:37think this salsa's
22:38a little too spicy?
22:40I always say
22:42the hotter the better.
22:48So, Mr. McMillan,
22:49I hear you went
22:50to Perkins College.
22:51I'm thinking about going there
22:52after I graduate.
22:54Uh, Perkins, huh?
22:56I was there.
22:58I made it to every party
22:59and I went to classes
23:00in my spare time.
23:03No, actually,
23:03it's a great college.
23:04I think you'd like it.
23:07Isn't this wonderful?
23:08Good food,
23:09pleasant conversation.
23:11This really is
23:12a very special night.
23:16I feel the same way.
23:23So, Peter, is it growing?
23:28What?
23:29Uh, the campus.
23:30Has it grown at all
23:31since you've been there?
23:33Uh,
23:36yeah, it's, uh,
23:38it's grown
23:39considerably.
23:40I would just love
23:42to get my hands
23:42on a brochure.
23:45The alumni association
23:47is always sending me stuff.
23:49You know,
23:49I'll get you something.
23:52Oh, my God,
23:52are you okay?
23:57I just remembered,
23:58you know,
23:58this guy I'm sponsoring,
23:59he said he needed
24:00to see me tonight,
24:00so I should go to him.
24:02Well, I guess
24:03that's important, so...
24:04Yeah, so I should go.
24:05No need to show me out.
24:12What a shame.
24:14I really wanted him
24:15to have a chance
24:16to get to know you guys.
24:17Don't worry,
24:18I...
24:18I think we made
24:20an impression.
24:28Hey!
24:29Hey!
24:30I didn't know
24:31if you were coming back.
24:33I waited until
24:34the parking lot cleared.
24:37So, um...
24:40What happened?
24:41You said you were
24:41just gonna go in there
24:42and talk to him.
24:43I know, I know, I know
24:44I shouldn't have hit him.
24:47But what's done is done.
24:51Anything else going on?
24:53Like what?
24:54I don't know.
24:56Anything you want
24:57to talk about?
24:58Because there's nothing
24:59you couldn't tell me.
25:00I would understand.
25:02No, I feel good about this.
25:03It's okay,
25:04because I didn't fit
25:04in around here anyway.
25:06I'm gonna get another job
25:07someplace else.
25:08Everything's good.
25:09And you, I love.
25:12I love you too.
25:17You know what's weird?
25:19No.
25:20What?
25:22In all the years
25:23we have been married,
25:25I have never seen you
25:28lead with your fists.
25:30What?
25:33Maybe I still got
25:34some surprises in me.
25:37Maybe you do.
25:45Is it good?
25:47Mm-hmm.
25:49Oh.
25:51We can mourn your brother
25:52later.
25:53Right now there are things
25:54that still need to be done.
25:57We need to get rid of everything.
26:00Mattress, clothes,
26:01all of it.
26:14Mom, the door's locked.
26:16I know.
26:19Mom, you need to open
26:21this door right now.
26:26Go!
26:48Honey, why aren't you dressed yet?
26:50We have to be at the fertility clinic in 40 minutes.
26:53Oh, shoot. Is that today?
26:55And give Chaumet a kick in the pants.
26:57I haven't seen her all morning.
27:02Hey.
27:05Today's the big day.
27:07You ready to make a baby?
27:12Ready.
27:25Please.
27:28Be gentle.
27:36Honey, come on.
27:38You're gonna be late.
27:44I think she's confused as to how we're gonna make this baby happen.
27:51And were you planning on setting her straight?
27:55Next thing out of my mouth.
28:01Come on, the guy's ready to explode.
28:03I don't care. I'm not sleeping with Mom's boyfriend.
28:06You can't back out now. You were great the other night.
28:08You got Peter on the hook. He's primed.
28:10I was just messing with his head to get back at Mom, that's all.
28:12Yeah, but why stop there?
28:14She's keeping you from Matthew.
28:15Now, come on. She deserves this.
28:17I am not that stupid. Go grind your own ass.
28:20That's him. I don't have time for this crap.
28:22Now, strip down your bra and panties now.
28:23Get out of my room, you psycho.
28:30My mom will be back for a while, so you probably don't want to wait around.
28:33Well, that's okay. I just wanted to make sure you got the Perkins catalog.
28:37Your mom told me that you're going on a tour there tomorrow.
28:40Yeah.
28:41You're gonna love it.
28:42The campus is beautiful. The teachers are amazing.
28:44And the student body is such a great mix.
28:47You know, they're all about diversity.
28:50Whatever. All right. Well, I'll let my mom know you stopped by.
28:54Okay.
28:59Andrew, I also wanted to apologize for leaving so fast the other night.
29:05I started to get the feeling that your sister was coming on to me, which was upsetting because...
29:10You're a sex addict?
29:13Your mom told you about that?
29:14Let's just say the word's out.
29:17But, um...
29:18I'm curious.
29:20Back in the day, what kind of stuff were you into?
29:25I don't know that I want to talk about that.
29:27Well, I just want to make sure you're not into anything too freaky.
29:29You know, I mean, you are dating my mom and I'm kind of protective of her.
29:33Well, you can relax. I mean, I wasn't some sort of pervert.
29:35You know, all I can say is, I went through a dark period and I slept with a whole lot
29:41of people.
29:44People?
29:46What's wrong?
29:48No, it's just that when most guys discuss their conquests, they don't say people.
29:54Oh.
29:56Oh, well...
29:57No, it's okay.
29:59I appreciate the fact that you value... diversity.
30:12Who is it?
30:13Mike!
30:18Susan?
30:20Hi. Sorry.
30:21I'm just on the lookout for Edie.
30:23Oh, well, you can relax.
30:25Edie won't be coming after you.
30:26Why?
30:27I talked to the P.I. and he's not going to tell her anything.
30:30What did you say?
30:32I paid him off.
30:33So it's over.
30:35I just thought you should know.
30:37Well, wait.
30:39Why would you do that?
30:42People just get hurt if it gets out.
30:44I didn't see the point.
31:20Hey, there.
31:21You look thirsty.
31:23This is really nice of you, Mrs. Meyer.
31:26To be honest with you, I wasn't even sure that you liked me.
31:29And you know why?
31:30Because we're all so busy and detached from each other.
31:33You're at my house every day.
31:35And sure, we wave and we say hello, but we barely even know each other.
31:39How long have you been delivering my mail, for God's sake?
31:43Three and a half weeks.
31:45Really?
31:47Seems like forever.
31:49Let me top you off.
31:50Oh, no, I couldn't.
31:51This is my third glass.
31:53Seriously, I'm sloshing.
31:56Well, you probably want to use the bathroom before you leave, huh?
31:59No, I'm good.
32:00Are you sure?
32:01I mean, you have such a long route, and that iced tea's gonna go right through you.
32:06That's better here than Mrs. McCloskey's hydrangeas.
32:10Well, you know, uh, maybe I will use your bathroom.
32:13Great!
32:14Oh, the one down here is broken.
32:15Why don't you use the one upstairs?
32:16It's right off my bedroom.
32:20Yeah.
32:22Okay.
32:24Got it.
32:45Got it.
32:53I still can't believe it.
32:55I mean, why don't Xiao Mei just offer herself up to me like that?
32:58Lonnie, she's a virgin.
33:00Who knows why virgins do anything?
33:03She's a virgin?
33:05Are you serious?
33:07Yeah.
33:08I wouldn't just slam her for no reason.
33:13Mr. Solis, it's time to collect your DNA.
33:15Oh.
33:16Okay, honey.
33:18Only good swimmers now.
33:23If you like, we have a variety of magazines and videos available.
33:30I think I'm good.
33:40Gus?
33:41You okay up there?
33:49Gus!
33:51Uh, do you want me to keep the hat on?
33:54I know it's a fantasy for some women.
33:59Uh...
34:03Mom?
34:07Is the mailman here?
34:12That's my daughter.
34:13That's my daughter.
34:14Get dressed!
34:15Mom?
34:17Yes!
34:17Honey!
34:18Gus!
34:19The mailman is here!
34:20He's using the bathroom.
34:21He'll be down in a minute.
34:24Oh!
34:25Darn it.
34:26Guess we'll have to take a rain check, huh?
34:29I can come back on Tuesday.
34:32Tuesday?
34:32No, no, no.
34:34Tuesday's not good, because Tuesday's the day I, um, become a lesbian.
34:56Uh...
34:56Andrew?
34:58Honey, where are you?
34:59I got your message.
35:00What's the emergency?
35:03Andrew?
35:06Andrew?
35:09Andrew?
35:11Honey, what are you doing in my bed?
35:14You see my pants? I can't...
35:22Now we're even.
35:31Did you forget that we're supposed to take that tour of Perkins College today?
35:36Seriously?
35:38After last night, I didn't exactly think you'd be too keen on sitting next to me in a car for
35:42three hours.
35:44Consider me a cheerleader for anything that expedites me getting you out from under my roof.
35:51Glad we can come to an understanding.
36:14Wait, why did we stop here? We have half a tank left.
36:17There's so many things I want to say to you, Andrew.
36:22But mostly I just want you to know how sorry I am.
36:26Sorry for what?
36:28Every child deserves to be loved unconditionally.
36:32And I thought that was the kind of love that I had for you.
36:38Maybe if I had it would have been different.
36:43Why do I suddenly get the feeling we're not going to make it out to Perkins College today?
36:56What are you doing?
36:57Packed up some new things. There's also, um, an envelope in here with some money and that should tide you
37:03over until you get a job.
37:06What? You're gonna leave me out here in the middle of nowhere?
37:10I noticed a bus stop about a mile back.
37:15You can go anywhere you want.
37:18Mama, Mom, please don't do this.
37:21I have to.
37:25I can't be around you anymore. I'm just not strong enough.
37:34You know what the good news is?
37:37I win.
37:40You win?
37:43I remember the look in your eyes when I told you I was gay.
37:47And I knew that one day you would stop loving me.
37:54So, here we are.
37:57I was alright.
37:59So, I... I win.
38:05We're good for you.
38:23We're good for you.
38:26Harry Knight.
38:26Oh, my God.
38:58Hi. I made you a thank you pie. And by made, I mean bought.
39:43So what exactly are you thanking me for?
39:46For keeping Edie from smashing my face in?
39:51That's the nicest thing anybody ever did for me.
39:54Just trying to keep peace on the lane.
39:57Well, you keep telling yourself that. I know why you really paid that guy off.
40:04You still care about me.
40:06What?
40:10You're always worried about Julie and me.
40:12And you beat up my new boyfriend.
40:16And now you're protecting me from Edie.
40:19Do you know what all that means?
40:22That you're high maintenance?
40:28All right. You go ahead and be coy, fine.
40:32I'll be the one to break the ice.
40:36I've never stopped caring about you.
40:40Is that why you jumped in bed with Carl?
40:43I would have never even gone there if I had thought there was a chance with us.
40:48You just closed the door so completely.
40:52I...
40:53Can we just not talk about him?
40:57Have some more pie.
40:59I know you like pie.
41:03I know you like me.
41:09Listen.
41:11I'm not asking for us to get back together.
41:15I just want us to be friends.
41:18Suda.
41:20Yes.
41:22Your house is on fire.
41:30My house is on fire.
41:33When the truth is ugly, people try to keep it hidden.
41:37Because they know, if revealed, the damage it will do.
41:42So they conceal it within sturdy walls.
41:47Or they place it behind closed doors.
41:52Or they obscure it with clever disguises.
41:57But truth, no matter how ugly, always emerges.
42:08And someone we care about always ends up getting hurt.
42:19And someone else will revel in their pain.
42:23And that's the ugliest truth of all.
42:54And as always ends up getting hurt.
42:57They'll be the man.
43:07Transcription by CastingWords
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