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00:02There were many ways to tell Brie Vandekamp was a lady.
00:06Thank you very much.
00:07She was courteous to those around her.
00:10She moved with elegance and grace.
00:12And she was very careful to never let others know what she was thinking.
00:18Mrs. Vandekamp, thank you for coming on such short notice.
00:21So, what's happened? Have you had any luck finding George?
00:24You see, like most well-bred women...
00:26George is dead. He committed suicide last night at our hotel.
00:30Brie had something to hide.
00:32Oh, um...
00:37Well, um...
00:38It was very good of you to tell me in person. Truly.
00:43Actually, uh...
00:44There's more.
00:46More?
00:49Do you recognize this?
00:52Those are my panties. How did you...?
00:55We assumed Mr. Williams stole them.
00:58Where did you find them?
00:59Mr. Williams had a room filled with, um...
01:04Unsavory items. It was like a shrine.
01:06Unsavory items? Well, what does that mean?
01:09You don't want to know.
01:10Just so you're aware, the Daily Tribune is starting to sniff around this story.
01:13The editor's a good friend of mine. I'm pretty sure I can quash it.
01:16But you might want to tell your family what's going on just in case.
01:21What is that?
01:22I'm so sorry. You weren't supposed to see that much.
01:25Get that out of here.
01:26No, wait.
01:28Is that supposed to be me?
01:30Well...
01:34It's hard to say.
01:35I don't understand. I mean, what would George be doing with a life-size doll?
01:44Oh, dear Lord.
01:45Go ahead.
01:46Oh, hold it. What are you going to do with that?
01:48Well, until we close the file on Mr. Williams, she's considered evidence. We'll have to take her back to the
01:53station.
01:53I am so sorry about this, Mrs. Vandicamp. I know how difficult all this must be.
02:01Don't you worry about me, Detective Barton. I will be just fine.
02:06Yes, there were many ways to tell that Brie was a lady.
02:10But the surest was to watch how she maintained her dignity in even the most undignified of situations.
02:21It's a story as old as time itself. The return of the prodigal son.
02:30And no matter how many times it's repeated, or how the details might vary, or how the names might change,
02:44the story always ends the same way.
02:49In the tender embrace of a loving father.
02:54I did.
03:02Susan Meyer told me she gave you some money to go to Utah.
03:05Yeah, I had no idea what to look for you, though.
03:07And then the money started to run out, so I thought that maybe you'd come back here.
03:10You're a smart kid.
03:11Can I ask you something?
03:12Of course. Anything.
03:17Well, when you left town, Mrs. Tillman said that my real mother was a junkie from Utah.
03:28That's right.
03:32So, who was my dad?
03:39I don't know. I could have been anyone.
03:52Thanks for the faucet. This leak is driving me crazy.
03:55What do I owe you?
03:56Oh, there's no rush. Just pay me where I'm stalling.
03:59Hey there!
04:01Have you seen today's paper?
04:03No, not yet.
04:05There's a follow-up on that guy you caught last week.
04:07Police seek help in identifying the mystery vagrant.
04:10They don't know the man's name yet?
04:12They're not even sure that he knows how to talk.
04:14I think they're gonna hold him in the psych ward until they figure out who he is.
04:18Well, I will certainly rest easier knowing that he's not roaming around our neighborhood.
04:23See ya!
04:26Thanks again for the faucet.
04:28Sure.
04:34What are we gonna do about Caleb?
04:36Obviously, we are going to go and get him.
04:50Where are my cuffs? Bottom drawer.
04:53Ah!
04:54So when do I tell people you'll be back?
04:56Couple, maybe three days.
05:03What the hell's this?
05:04It's the ball gag.
05:05I thought you wanted it.
05:07We do not recycle ball gags.
05:09Take a look at the teeth marks.
05:11It's gross.
05:14I'd like to think that we're better than that.
05:18Hey, Monroe.
05:20You sure you don't want any help?
05:21The guy's dangerous.
05:24He's a half-wit, Jerry.
05:26If I can handle you, I can handle him.
05:32So he poisoned Rex?
05:34Sweet little George Williams.
05:36Well, it turns out he wasn't so sweet after all.
05:39Anyway, there's a chance that some of this may wind up in the paper, so I wanted you to hear
05:42it from me first.
05:43Marie, I'm so sorry.
05:46Yeah, like you haven't been through enough.
05:48God, and he's our pharmacist.
05:50It's enough to turn you holistic.
05:52I know this sounds awful, but I'm kind of glad the guy's dead.
05:55Oh, I hope that little creep suffered.
05:58Well, we'll never know.
06:02What's that?
06:05That's Andrew back from Camp Hennessy. I gotta go.
06:08Does he know yet?
06:09He hasn't got a clue.
06:11How do you think he's gonna react?
06:14Alright, what the hell's going on?
06:15I know you didn't take me out of kid jail for my health.
06:21I'll get back to you later.
06:29So are the police sure?
06:30Yeah.
06:31They found data in George's personal computer and also records at his pharmacy that pretty much proves that he was
06:39poisoning your father.
06:40Did they say why he killed them?
06:45Well, the detective seems to think he was trying to get your father out of the way so he could
06:50marry me.
06:53Honey, please use your coaster. That's gonna leave a ring.
06:57My father was murdered because of you.
06:59So as far as I'm concerned, you no longer get to tell me what to do.
07:02Andrew, that is not fair.
07:04You brought that psycho into our house. You sat him down on our table. Just how fair do you expect
07:09me to be?
07:09Andrew, George Williams fooled a lot of people.
07:11Yeah, well, he didn't fool me.
07:14Andrew, I'm not trying to minimize my part in this. Believe me, I hate myself for what's happened.
07:19Good.
07:20Now we have something in common.
07:23Oh, by the way, I'm gonna call my friend Justin. I'm gonna have him come over and spend the night
07:27tonight.
07:28Justin? Is he a friend of yours from school or church? What kind of friend is he?
07:34The real good kind.
07:39Andrew, it is inappropriate for you to have somebody over. You just got home.
07:43Like I said, you don't get to tell me what to do anymore.
07:54You came.
07:56Did I have a choice?
07:57Well, sure.
07:59Because at the hospital, you sounded like you were fully prepared to blackmail me into having some kind of a
08:04relationship with you.
08:05That was just the heat of the moment. And once you get to know me, you'll understand that I am
08:08not the kind of person who could ever, ever reserve to blackmail.
08:11Well, I wish you'd made that clear in the hospital. Could have saved me a trip.
08:16So are you coming in?
08:17Well, I got a lunch hour to kill.
08:24That was my first Halloween. I was two. What do you think I am?
08:28I don't know.
08:30Oh, come on. Just guess. You can tell.
08:32A homeless person?
08:34No, Addison. I'm a chicken. See, those are feathers hanging around.
08:37Oh, I thought that was supposed to be trash.
08:41Look, are we done here?
08:44You haven't even finished your coffee.
08:46I got to get back to work.
08:48Oh, well, we haven't even finished the high school years.
08:51I wanted to show you this one. This was from the father-daughter dance.
08:53I had to take my mother's hairstylist.
08:57What do you want from me, Susan?
09:01Well, I just want to share more than our DNA.
09:05I wanted to have a relationship with you. None of this means anything to you.
09:11I'll take the hobo picture.
09:13Actually, it was...
09:15Fine.
09:18What's this?
09:19Our company insurance policy. You ever bother to read it?
09:21I'm going to say no, but don't tell.
09:23We have daycare, Ed. Daycare.
09:26Do you realize that since we fired half the staff, you and I have barely left the building?
09:30My kids are forgetting who I am.
09:32I hear you. I have a 17-month-old who I haven't actually seen awake in weeks.
09:35See? All we need is a minimum participation of, uh, 16 kids. My kids, your baby. Sally in accounting has
09:45three. That new guy in human resources has two. And we hit the mother load with the Mormon receptionist. She
09:50just popped out number six. There. 16.
09:5315. My wife won't do it.
09:54Well, maybe if I talk to her.
09:55I'm telling you, this daycare thing is a non-starter. Fran won't even let anyone else hold the baby.
10:00Well, she won't just take some time off for a couple hours?
10:03Lynette, if I hadn't cut that umbilical cord with my own two hands, I swear they would still be attached.
10:10But if you want to try, more power to you.
10:22You! What the hell did you do with my husband?
10:25Please restrain yourself, Gabrielle. You're in a house of God.
10:27Tell me where he is.
10:29Everywhere, of course. Not God. My husband.
10:34Gabrielle, what are you doing here?
10:36I was just about to ask you the same thing. You were supposed to meet me at the spa.
10:39I was just helping Sister Mary with the mailings for the fundraiser.
10:42The church is about to send a relief team to Botswana to help with the drought.
10:46That's your excuse? We missed side-by-side water massages. I had to book them weeks in advance.
10:52Okay, you missed a massage. It's unfortunate, but there are people dying in Botswana.
10:56There are going to be people dying in this church if you don't wipe that patronizing look off your face.
11:01What is your problem?
11:04Sister Mary, will you excuse us, please?
11:06Certainly.
11:10We are supposed to be working on our marriage, Carlos.
11:13But we can't do that as long as our Lady of Perpetual stick up her butt has you worrying about
11:17thirsty orphans.
11:19You're blaming Sister Mary for the tension in our marriage.
11:22She wants us fighting. She wants you to get tired of me and walk out so she can have you
11:25all to herself.
11:26That's crazy. She's a nun.
11:28She may wear a habit and the beads, but at the end of the day, she is still a woman,
11:31just like me.
11:32And I know what I'm capable of.
11:34She is a woman.
11:37But she is nothing like you.
11:41Carlos, where are you going?
11:45Carlos!
11:50Oh!
11:50Lieutenant's Gabrielle.
11:52Perhaps you should think about getting a massage.
12:01Hi, Susan. It's Addison. Are you there?
12:04Hi. Hi. Yeah, I'm here.
12:06Good. You're home.
12:08Uh-huh. What's up?
12:09You know you were saying you wanted to be part of my life?
12:12Yeah.
12:12I'm at the police station. I need you to come bail me out.
12:17Solicitation? You were arrested for solicitation?
12:19It was entrapment. I'm the victim here.
12:22But you were with a prostitute.
12:23Apparently not.
12:25I asked her three times, are you a cop?
12:27They gotta tell you, but she didn't say boo.
12:29I thought this was America!
12:31Addison, you just got caught paying for sex.
12:34Now is not the time to wrap yourself in the flag.
12:35Don't give me that look. It wasn't my fault.
12:38I'm sorry. I was trying to pick up a hooker not your fault.
12:41I was at the store. I was working on my computer.
12:43And then, you know, they have these ads.
12:45They pop up on the screen and they ask if you want to have a hot date.
12:49When he gets the fella worked up.
12:51Can't you just go home and have sex with your wife like a normal person?
12:54She's a 68-year-old woman.
12:56That bell stopped ringing for me years ago.
12:59Oh, my God. Stop. Right now.
13:02I'm gonna go pay this thing.
13:09So, uh, am I off the hook now?
13:12What?
13:13This whole father-daughter thing.
13:15We're done, right?
13:18Thursday. Coffee at two. Be on time.
13:21Don't take this the wrong way, but are you dim?
13:23Okay. I didn't exactly love what I found out about you today,
13:27but the goal was to learn, not to judge.
13:33I bring the coffee.
13:34That crap you made burnt a hole in my stomach.
13:59This is Tunde. He lost both his parents to this drought.
14:03In fact, water is always scarce in Botswana.
14:06The national currency is called the pula, or a raindrop.
14:08Hello, Gabrielle. What brings you here?
14:10I'm concerned about the drought in Kenya.
14:13Botswana.
14:14Yeah.
14:16And you?
14:16Well, I'm organizing this relief trip.
14:18We leave in a week.
14:20Bon voyage, Father.
14:21I'm not going myself.
14:23We had to scale back our relief efforts this year.
14:25We even had to cut a few of the aid workers from the trip.
14:27Sister Mary and Sister Greta were so disappointed.
14:30What was her idea if you just want to hand some of us back?
14:33Sister Mary was going on the trip?
14:34No, Sister Mary always goes for at least a few months.
14:37But when our funding came up short, she graciously offered to step aside.
14:41Said there's plenty of God's work to do here.
14:45I bet she did.
14:50How much cash are you short, Father?
14:54We plan to set up a modern system of irrigation.
14:57I'm sorry to interrupt, Sister Mary, but I have an announcement.
15:00I have just received the donation of $8,000.
15:05Which means that Sister Mary and Sister Greta will be able to join our relief trip to Botswana.
15:13It just goes to show, angels are everywhere.
15:28Hi. I'm here to see Lynette Scavo.
15:30Oh, hi. Excuse me. Hi. I'm Lynette. You must be Fran.
15:34Yeah, hi. Ed said you needed to talk to me. I couldn't imagine about what.
15:38Oh, well, come into my office.
15:42You want me to put my daughter in daycare?
15:44But I'm a stay-at-home mom.
15:46I'm not suggesting that you sign her up for all day.
15:49Maybe just a couple of hours in the afternoon.
15:52Wouldn't that be great?
15:53Have some time to yourself, relax, unwind.
15:56I don't need to unwind.
15:58I love taking care of little Mindy.
16:00Oh, of course.
16:02Of course, but we all have days when we're starting to lose it.
16:06Wouldn't it be nice to have someplace to take her before you want to strangle her?
16:12I cherish every moment I spend with her. Truly.
16:17Really?
16:20Yeah.
16:22Look, I'm gonna level with you.
16:24Parcher and Murphy can't have a daycare center unless we have at least 16 kids.
16:29And without little Mindy, we only have 15.
16:32Well, that's not my problem.
16:36Okay.
16:38Okay.
16:38I just thought I'd give it a shot.
16:41Lynette.
16:42Well, I wish I could help you, but I can't.
16:45Okay.
16:51Lynette?
16:52Yeah?
16:52Can I ask you something?
16:53Yeah.
16:54Why did you have kids if you weren't gonna raise them?
16:58Excuse me?
16:59Well, I just don't understand women who say they want to be mothers,
17:03but then hand their kids over to glorified babysitters.
17:08I work because my family needs me to.
17:11Oh, dear.
17:12I've upset you.
17:13And that wasn't my intention.
17:15I bet.
17:17Make no mistake, I'm a good mother.
17:19That's the difference between us.
17:22I couldn't settle for being a good mother.
17:24I want to be a great one.
17:28Bye-bye.
17:29Bye-bye.
17:30Bye-bye.
17:45Oh, hi, Alberta.
17:47How are you?
17:47Were you the one that sent out those neighborhood watch pamphlets?
17:50I was wondering if maybe you had any extra copies.
17:53Or I'll just borrow one from somebody else.
17:56Thanks.
18:09Yep, looks like Carol's penmanship.
18:12This is ridiculous.
18:13What does she think?
18:13We're having an affair?
18:14Well, she probably saw you drop thing off yesterday,
18:16and she assumed the worst.
18:18Well, now you're gonna have to tell her the truth.
18:20Oh, no, no, no.
18:21I'd catch holy hell.
18:22Oh, so you want me to catch it for you?
18:24I mean, you yourself said she's crazy.
18:25I don't want to wake up tomorrow morning and find my tires slashed.
18:30All right.
18:31I'll talk to her.
18:39Hello, Edie.
18:40Do you have something you'd like to say?
18:42Nope.
18:43Well, that pretty much says it all.
18:58Sister Mary.
19:00What a lovely surprise.
19:01Well, I couldn't leave without saying goodbye, Gabrielle.
19:04Oh, that's so sweet.
19:06I'm really gonna miss you.
19:07I'm sure not half as much as you're gonna miss your husband.
19:11Huh?
19:11Don't freak out.
19:13I'm going to Botswana.
19:15What?
19:16Sister Mary needs a companion.
19:18What happened to Sister Greta?
19:20I was gonna go with Sister Greta, but the region is so volatile,
19:23I decided I'd feel much safer with a male companion.
19:26Carlos, you can't do this.
19:27You can't just go to Africa.
19:30Honey, I'm only gonna be gone for two months.
19:32This journey is important for me.
19:34I want to be one of God's soldiers.
19:38And you will be one, Carlos.
19:40After you see the devastation over there, you're never the same.
19:42You see how selfish your old life is.
19:45And you just want to get rid of everything that reminds you of it.
19:48Oh, gosh.
19:50I should get going and start packing.
19:52We leave in less than a week.
19:53I should probably send a thank you letter to my parole officer.
19:55He's being a real mensch about this.
20:01I may be a Catholic, but I am so not above slapping a nun.
20:07Go ahead.
20:09Do it.
20:11Just make sure you hit hard enough to leave a mark.
20:17Yeah.
20:19I didn't think so.
20:25Kiss the kids goodnight, and I'll see them in the morning.
20:27Okay.
20:28Yeah.
20:28I love you, too.
20:29Bye-bye.
20:33I'm sorry about the daycare thing, Lynette, but Fran hardly ever lets me hold a kid.
20:37You know, since day one, all I ever got was support the head, support the head.
20:40I think I know how to support a damn baby head.
20:46Come on, let's just, let's just do this.
20:49I don't want to be here all night.
20:53You're Mindy's father.
20:55You have a right to spend time with her.
20:58I know, but what can I do?
20:59You could stand up to Fran.
21:01If you don't, you'll just become more resentful.
21:04She'll get nuttier.
21:06And without a father figure, poor Mindy will grow up to be a stripper.
21:11A stripper?
21:12There's science to back that up.
21:18You know what?
21:19You go ahead and push the button on this daycare thing, Lynette.
21:22And count Mindy in.
21:24I'll handle Fran.
21:26You're doing the right thing, Ed.
21:28For little Mindy.
21:42Dude, what if your mom walks in?
21:44She won't.
21:46You don't know that.
21:48Let's just wait till everybody's asleep.
21:52Seriously.
21:53I'll make it worth your while.
21:58You better.
22:03Oh, she would walk in on us.
22:06Just to see the expression on her face.
22:10God, I hate her so much.
22:14Still though, she's your mother.
22:16Don't you sorta have to love her?
22:19Last year, when she found out that I like guys, she freaked out.
22:24She said that if I didn't change, I'd be going straight to hell.
22:29So, since I knew that I couldn't change,
22:32it suddenly hit me that one day my own mother was gonna stop loving me.
22:38So, I decided to stop loving her first.
22:41That way, it wouldn't hurt so bad.
22:44She didn't know what she was saying.
22:46Yes, she did.
22:48So, now she's gotta be punished.
22:51How are you gonna punish her?
22:54One day, she'll slip up.
22:56And I'll have something against her.
22:59And when that happens,
23:02I'm gonna take her down so hard she'll never get back up.
23:05It'd take you a while to get something on her.
23:08That's okay.
23:10I don't mind waiting for the things that I want.
23:25Lynette!
23:26Hey!
23:27Look who's here.
23:28Hey!
23:29You know, the daycare room won't be ready until next week at the earliest.
23:32If I had waited, I might have lost my nerve.
23:34I had a window.
23:36Fran was in the shower, so I just grabbed the baby and ran.
23:39You took the baby without telling Fran?
23:41I refused to be bullied by that woman.
23:43You were right.
23:44Mindy is my daughter.
23:45I wanted to spend time with her.
23:46I have that right.
23:47Um, Ed, the lobby just called and your wife's on her way up.
23:51And she seems pretty angry.
23:53Oh, man.
23:55Here, hold Mindy.
23:56Oh.
23:57Let me handle this.
23:59Oh, I was planning to.
24:05I thought Mindy had been kidnapped.
24:07I left a sticky note.
24:08I wasn't looking for a sticky note, Ed.
24:10I was looking for my missing child.
24:11She's my child, too, and she's staying here just a few hours a day.
24:15You have given me.
24:16No. I made a decision.
24:18Yeah? Okay. Watch me make a decision.
24:21I'm done with this marriage.
24:22I'm taking my baby and I'm getting on a plane to Pittsburgh.
24:24You wouldn't dare.
24:25You think you miss Mindy now?
24:26Wait till we're living with my mother.
24:28I'll fight you on this.
24:29Yeah, try me.
24:30As Lynette saw her dreams of daycare about to board a plane to Pittsburgh.
24:34A baby needs her mother.
24:34You're crazy, you know that?
24:36Yeah, I'm crazy to think that you understood the responsibility of your mother.
24:37She decided this flight would have to be grounded.
24:41You don't scare me.
24:43Oh. Oh.
24:44What the hell is she doing?
24:46Open up. Give me my baby.
24:47Good thinking, Lynette.
24:48I am not on your side, Ed.
24:49You're not?
24:50No, I am on Mindy's side.
24:52She is the one caught in the middle and I'm not letting you two have her until you calm down.
24:56I want my damn child.
24:58Lynette, I have Tom online too.
25:01Pat, can you see here I'm holding a baby hostage?
25:03I will call back.
25:05Alright, that's it.
25:07Calling the police.
25:08Oh, for God's sakes.
25:09Lynette's not going to hurt the baby.
25:10No, and you're going to get her back a whole lot faster if you will just listen to me.
25:14Okay?
25:15Listen.
25:16And you?
25:17Alright. Good.
25:18So, first of all, Ed, stealing the baby was really stupid.
25:22You're welcome.
25:23You need to find a better way to communicate with your wife.
25:26And Fran, I know what the pressure of trying to be a super parent does to your head.
25:31You can take a break and be a great mom.
25:35Doesn't this little sweetheart deserve a well-rested mommy?
25:42Well, I guess the pressure does get to me a little.
25:45It's okay to admit that.
25:47This is communication.
25:50This is good.
25:52Why don't you guys go down to the lobby, talk it out over some coffee?
25:56What about Mindy?
25:59We've got daycare!
26:05We've got daycare!
26:26Hi.
26:27I called earlier from the spiritual outreach program.
26:30Hi.
26:31Piano player, right?
26:32This is so generous of you.
26:34There it is.
26:35It's not exactly a concert grand.
26:38I should warn you.
26:40On the whole, our patients are generally unresponsive, so I hope you don't expect a lot of clapping.
26:46Miss Delaney, I find when the spiritual rewards are this great, who needs applause?
26:53Excuse me.
27:20Did Addison talk to you about me?
27:23No!
27:25I guess not.
27:26He's a married man.
27:27What's wrong with you?
27:29No, wait, wait.
27:30It's not what you think.
27:30He hasn't touched me for three years.
27:32You've crossed me.
27:34Much!
27:34Much like you!
27:35If you would just stop throwing things at me, I'll explain!
27:38How can you explain?
27:41You're screwing my husband!
27:42No, I'm not screwing him!
27:43He's my father!
27:49I'm so sorry.
27:51I thought you should know, but he didn't want to tell you.
27:55I want to die.
27:57Oh, no.
27:58I do.
27:58Oh, Carol, you don't have to clean that up. They have clerks for that.
28:02How old are you?
28:04Thirty-eight.
28:07We've been married thirty-nine years.
28:10It's been going on from the start.
28:13Believe me, I didn't want to hurt anyone. I just wanted to find my dad.
28:16I'm glad.
28:18I'm glad you did.
28:20But you be careful, sweetheart.
28:23He's gonna break your heart.
28:37Andrew, I made an appointment with a therapist for you, me, and Danielle.
28:41I don't think so.
28:42This pain that you're feeling is completely natural, but it's not gonna go away until you deal with it.
28:50Andrew, I want us to heal. I want us to be a family again.
28:53You know what I want?
28:55I want for George Williams to walk through that door so I can take a knife and plunge it into
29:00his heart.
29:01I want the pharmacist to pay for what he did to my father.
29:04Well, the good news is he's... he's dead.
29:07He committed suicide.
29:09His death was on his terms. That's not justice.
29:13So are you saying if he were executed that it would be easier for you to get past this?
29:20Of course.
29:31George...
29:34didn't intend to commit suicide.
29:39He was trying to manipulate me into taking him back and...
29:44He swallowed those pills hoping that I'd feel sorry for him.
29:48He just assumed that I would call an ambulance.
29:53When I got there, he was already slipping away.
29:58I tried to get him to accept responsibility for what he'd done.
30:05But he wouldn't.
30:07So what'd you do?
30:11Nothing.
30:15I just sat there and...
30:17let him die.
30:20Oh my God.
30:23He didn't die on his terms, Andrew.
30:27He paid for what he did to your father.
30:36Thank you for telling me this.
30:51You know what?
31:07I hate that.
31:08I can't.
31:08You know what?
31:09That's good.
31:11He's not.
31:12No.
31:13You can't hit theå—Žs.
31:14I just looked at him.
31:16I just looked at him.
31:18I just looked at him.
32:23Yeah?
32:24Zach's come home.
32:26What?
32:27Is he okay?
32:28He's fine.
32:30Is there anything I can do?
32:31Thanks for asking.
32:32You can leave us alone.
32:35I've spent a lot of time looking for Zach.
32:37And you know why?
32:38Maybe I'm not making myself clear.
32:40You come near my son, I'll go to the police.
32:42I'll tell him what happened out in that quarry.
32:45You do that and we'll both go down.
32:48Well, you know I'm capable of almost anything.
32:52Hey, I thought you'd like to know.
32:54Zach and I are moving away.
32:56I want to give my son a shot at a normal life.
32:58I'm sure he'll agree it's for the best.
33:01Now see, this is where you and I don't see eye to eye.
33:03For Zach's sake, I'll keep quiet for now.
33:07But you're not taking him away.
33:08If I see a for sale sign in front of that house, I'll call the police.
33:14I'm capable of pretty much anything myself.
33:28The doctor's going to give you a full workup.
33:30Then we'll start the inoculations.
33:32Make sure you fill out everything and the nurse will take you back.
33:36Boy, Sister Mary's done a number on you.
33:39Right.
33:40Yes, right.
33:41She has you flying halfway across the world to help the poor.
33:44And there's perfectly good poor right here.
33:46For God's sakes, give a buck to a homeless guy.
33:49It's not the same.
33:50No, it's better.
33:50Because you can do it in the comfort of your own car.
33:52The point is not to be comfortable, Gabby.
33:55It's about easing pain and suffering.
33:58I'm trying to be a better person here.
34:00Now you can either help me or you can get out of the way.
34:02But you can't stop me.
34:05Carlos Solis?
34:07Come with me, please.
34:09Finish that for me.
34:16Here.
34:18He didn't fill out the allergy section.
34:20Honey, he's going to a remote village in Africa.
34:23Does it really matter that he's allergic to eggs?
34:25Actually, yes.
34:26Eggs are on the list.
34:27He could have a severe reaction to the yellow fever vaccine.
34:30Then he won't be getting out of bed, let alone leaving the country.
34:33Really?
34:35Oh, don't write that down.
34:37I wasn't being specific.
34:39He's allergic to fish eggs.
34:41Fish eggs?
34:42Poor baby's gone his whole life without caviar.
34:45Now that's suffering.
34:48All right, doc.
34:50Give me all you got.
34:56It's so hot in this village.
34:58Baby, that's the fever talking.
35:01The doctor said you're having an allergic reaction, but you're going to be fine, okay?
35:05Hold me.
35:07Oh, honey.
35:09I'm so sorry.
35:13Oh, maybe that stupid nun is right.
35:16Maybe I am trying to stop you from becoming a better person.
35:19It's just that I love you the way you are.
35:24Greedy, selfish, and insensitive.
35:26I'm just scared if you're not those things anymore, you're going to wake up one day and realize I still
35:32am.
35:35And then you won't want me.
35:36I want you.
35:37Just hold me.
35:42Oh, Carlos.
35:45Hold me.
35:48Hold me.
35:49Oh, Sister Mary.
35:58Painting in the rain?
36:00Is that smart?
36:01Well, let me see.
36:02Painting in the rain or we're letting the whole world think I'm a whore?
36:05I don't know.
36:05What do you think?
36:07Heard you ran into my wife.
36:09Yep.
36:11So?
36:12So you are hereby released of any further obligation to be my dad.
36:17Okay.
36:19Just so you know, I'm not actually proud of what I've done.
36:24You know, my hobbies.
36:26Good for you.
36:28Bye.
36:30I have done things I'm proud of.
36:32I could give you five examples right now.
36:36Okay, maybe three.
36:39You don't have to do this.
36:42I was a volunteer fireman.
36:44I put out fires.
36:46I got kittens out of trees.
36:47The whole nine yards.
36:49Sweet.
36:51About 20 years ago, I started a foundation to protect wild horses.
36:55I probably saved hundreds of them.
36:58Really?
36:59I'm full of surprises.
37:03Okay.
37:05One more.
37:08I wasn't exactly thrilled when you walked back into my life.
37:12Now that I've met you,
37:15you gave me a third thing to be proud of.
37:19That was a good one.
37:22That's why I saved it for last.
37:27I had to spend some time working on my marriage.
37:30When that's all sorted out,
37:32maybe we could continue with the catching up.
37:39I'll wait for your call.
37:49The stories are as old as time itself.
37:54The prodigal son who returns home to the father who forgives him.
38:01The jealous wife who tricks the husband who trusts her.
38:09The desperate mother who risks everything for the child who needs her.
38:16And the faithless husband who hurts the wife who loves him so deeply.
38:24Why do we listen again and again?
38:27Because these are the stories of family.
38:30And once we look past the fighting, pain, and the resentment,
38:36we occasionally like to remind ourselves
38:40there is absolutely nothing more important.
38:45When you're funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny.