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Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 13
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00:02Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:04If you try to come between me and my husband, I will take you down.
00:07Bring it on.
00:08Gabrielle threatened a nun.
00:10You're good to go.
00:11Susan hit on her doctor.
00:13So you came to ask me out?
00:15Because I'll say yes.
00:16And Bree's daughter let her intentions be known.
00:21It's amazing how far we're willing to go.
00:24Andrew.
00:24Give me one good reason why I shouldn't call the police.
00:27Because I'm your son.
00:28All in the name of love.
00:32If there was one thing Edie Britt understood, it was the nature of war.
00:39After two failed marriages and countless rocky romances,
00:44she had learned that love was a battlefield.
00:47And the easiest way to survive the carnage was total surrender.
00:54Now, I was thinking a vacation to Rome would be so romantic.
00:59Vegas is cheaper.
01:01Oh.
01:04Could you put your underwear in the hamper?
01:07Can you do it?
01:08You're standing right there.
01:12I've got a hankering for Chinese food tonight.
01:17I'm so over rice.
01:20Let's do pizza.
01:23But the day comes for every soldier when she must take a stand.
01:28What do you think you're doing?
01:30And fight.
01:31It's time for my game.
01:32I want to watch my movie.
01:35Edie.
01:37This is important to me.
01:41Fine.
01:43I have stuff to do anyway.
01:46You see, when it came to men, Edie had a battle plan.
01:51All her own.
01:57You've got five minutes for Edie.
02:04Oh.
02:06That's some knot you tied.
02:08Yeah?
02:09Well, it's no fun if it's not tight.
02:13You know what would be hot?
02:16Whipped cream.
02:19Oh, you are so bad.
02:22Oh, you have no idea.
02:30Yes, Edie Britt understood the nature of war.
02:36Edie, it's been ten minutes.
02:39Where's the damn whipped cream?
02:41She also knew that to the victor...
02:46Edie!
02:48Go the spoils.
02:56The guest bedroom on the second floor of the Apple White House
03:00had the best view in all of Wisteria Lane.
03:04From its windows, one could see from Mike Delfino's house on one end of the street
03:09all the way to the old Hoover place on the other.
03:12But unfortunately, for the room's newest guest, the view was about to change.
03:19Dramatically.
03:31What on earth is he doing out?
03:32Caleb, go up to your room.
03:35Mom and I gotta have a talk now.
03:37His room?
03:38Have you lost your mind?
03:39Relax.
03:40I've taped newspapers to the windows.
03:41People can't see him.
03:42Caleb, get back down here.
03:43No, no, no.
03:44We had a talk.
03:44It's fine.
03:44He understands what's gonna happen if he's discovered.
03:46For five seconds, he understands and then he forgets.
03:49You know that.
03:50We can protect him without treating him like an animal.
03:52I am keeping him safe.
03:54From the police, from the fosters, from himself.
03:58He is not going back downstairs!
04:00Since when do you talk to me like that?
04:05Since I share in the risk.
04:12I have a few announcements.
04:14I'd like to acknowledge Mrs. Herbert for spearheading the potluck dinner.
04:19Her hard work and tuna milk...
04:21She's adorable, isn't she?
04:25She's okay.
04:26Next Saturday, the women's men's pre-roll will be their annual bake sale for...
04:30Knock it off.
04:30Knock what off?
04:31Babies, babies, babies.
04:32You sound like a broken record.
04:34I just had a miscarriage.
04:36It's gonna take some time before I'm ready to get pregnant again.
04:39Any idea when you'll be ready?
04:41You know, ballpark?
04:42Stop it.
04:43Let's just enjoy the here and now.
04:46We're together.
04:47Our marriage is back on track.
04:48Life is good.
04:50Before we wrap up, we have a dear friend back from her missionary trip to tell us about her experiences.
04:56Sister Mary Bernard.
04:58Son of a bitch!
05:28Honey, are you in there?
05:29I'm doing homework.
05:31Really?
05:31Because I'm holding your backpack with all your school books.
05:34Hold on.
05:38Thanks, Mom.
05:39I was just doing a little research online.
05:41Oh, while I'm here, I might as well grab some of your laundry.
05:43No, please.
05:44Not right now.
05:45Honey, stop complaining.
05:47One day, you'll wish that someone were offering to do your laundry.
06:04Danielle?
06:05Question.
06:06Is there a black man hiding under your bed?
06:16What's going on?
06:17I just thought you should know that I came home to find your son hiding underneath my daughter's bed.
06:22And it just seems to me that...
06:24Inside.
06:26Right now.
06:31I apologize for my son's behavior.
06:33It won't happen again.
06:35I put the house up for sale, and we're moving.
06:39Now, if you'll excuse me.
06:46How's it going?
06:47Oh, not good.
06:49I am trying to salvage the pitch from the Black's frozen yogurt campaign.
06:54You know what kills me?
06:55Yeah?
06:55Here we are at T minus nine hours and 11 minutes from the biggest pitch in our company's history,
07:02and I have nothing, even vaguely presentable.
07:09I'll get the coffee.
07:13Do you want to go over it and toss some ideas around?
07:16No, that's okay.
07:18I know you're exhausted.
07:19You should go to bed.
07:22Come on, honey.
07:23Let's do this.
07:24Let's nail this sucker.
07:25What do we got?
07:27We've got nothing.
07:30Okay.
07:30Okay.
07:32Black's frozen yogurt.
07:35Let your taste buds come in from the cold.
07:38Okay.
07:39You know, whatever.
07:40I'm just knocking the rust off.
07:41I can do better now.
07:42I can do better.
07:43Black's the fro-yo that makes you go, whoa.
07:48Come on.
07:49I'm sorry.
07:49I just really need to focus here.
07:51Okay.
07:51Black's frozen yogurt because our cows are better.
07:54Or, no.
07:54Or, or, or, or fro-gurt.
07:55Fro-gurt.
07:56It's fun to eat.
07:57Fun to say.
07:58That's actually good.
08:00Really?
08:01No.
08:02The cow part.
08:03That could work.
08:03We'll, we'll make them into characters.
08:06We'll humanize them.
08:08Oh!
08:09I know.
08:10I know.
08:11Celebrity cow spokespeople.
08:14Yes, yes, yes, that's exactly what I was thinking, you know, like, make them, like, into, like, famous characters, like,
08:21uh, reverend Maroonie.
08:24What do you, what do you think of that?
08:27Good.
08:28They can't all be gems.
08:33Oh.
08:36I had a fabulous time.
08:37Me too.
08:40Well, I guess I better get going.
08:42Oh.
08:42Um.
08:44Well, uh, Julie's staying at her father's house, and, um, I'm all alone here.
08:49Oh.
08:50Yeah.
08:52Sometimes it actually makes me a little nervous.
08:54You turn the TV on.
08:56That, that's what I do.
08:57Oh, that's a good idea.
09:02I forgot.
09:03I have a bottle of wine.
09:05It's already chilled right in the refrigerator, and that'll just really relax me.
09:09That, that's good.
09:11So, um, we're still good for Thursday?
09:17Uh, yeah.
09:18Yeah, Thursday.
09:19It's great.
09:21So, um.
09:25Go ahead.
09:28Do I just repulse you?
09:30No.
09:31Why?
09:32Uh, you know, we've been on three dates, and you just keep acting like a perfect gentleman,
09:37and, uh, he's getting a little old.
09:41Okay, Susan, make no mistake.
09:42Like, I'm, like, inches away from ripping off all your clothes right now.
09:45And you're stopping yourself.
09:47Why?
09:47Well, I'm still your doctor, and it's not quite ethical yet.
09:51Oh.
09:52So why are we dating?
09:54Look, it's only temporary.
09:55Once you're well, and I'm done treating you, all bets are off.
09:59Okay.
10:01Hmm.
10:04Oh, what the hell?
10:06Oh.
10:07Hmm.
10:09Hmm.
10:12Okay, that sort of felt unethical.
10:16Hmm.
10:23Hmm.
10:28Thank you for meeting with me.
10:29Sure.
10:30I'd have invited him to the house, but the place is a real pigsty.
10:33Hmm.
10:34Carlos, I'm a nun, not a moron.
10:37I know Gabrielle despises me.
10:40She's just jealous of you, that's all.
10:42Of me?
10:44Well, isn't that silly?
10:45And she refuses to believe that I can connect with anyone on a spiritual level.
10:49We do have an amazing connection.
10:52That's why I wanted to talk to you.
10:54When I saw you at church, I could tell instantly you were unhappy.
11:02Okay.
11:04Maybe I've been a little down lately.
11:06Tell me.
11:08It's the whole having kids thing again.
11:11Sister Mary, I just...
11:12I want them so bad.
11:15But Gabrielle still refuses to give them to you?
11:17To be fair, she did have a miscarriage recently.
11:21What if she decides against kids?
11:24What if this is just a stall tactic?
11:27Then I'm screwed.
11:29Sorry, sorry.
11:31Well, you're right.
11:33You're screwed.
11:37Unless...
11:37Unless what?
11:40I don't know.
11:43I don't know.
11:48American Catholic's Guide to Annulments.
11:51Sister Mary, what exactly are you saying here?
11:53I'm saying...
11:55God helps those who help themselves.
12:04Hey, I got great news.
12:06We just landed the Black's frozen yogurt account.
12:09Really?
12:10They love the pitch?
12:11The talking cows rock their world.
12:13Hey, how did they like my President Bull Clinton idea?
12:16Ah, well, I rewrote some of the stuff we worked on,
12:20but, you know, essentially it's the same, and they ate it up.
12:24Oh, that is fantastic.
12:26Yeah, and Ed said we can finally afford to hire another executive.
12:30Terrific.
12:31Tell me, did they like the promotional plan sponsoring the cow tipping contest?
12:35Ah, well, the pitch was running long, so we cut a few things.
12:39I'm just glad they love my idea.
12:41Well, to be fair...
12:42Did they like the Hugh Heffer and the Plague House?
12:46They're calling me in for a meeting.
12:47I gotta go.
12:48Love you.
12:48Bye.
12:49Bye.
12:49Bye.
12:50Bye.
12:55So, this is your spleen.
12:58Normally, it'd be over here, but because you're missing ligament structure,
13:01it has wandered over there right next to your liver.
13:04Now, we discussed it at the staff meeting.
13:06Everyone thinks you should have it removed immediately.
13:10Oh, well, okay.
13:12I mean, I guess you guys probably have all sorts of new exciting techniques
13:16where you don't even cut open the body.
13:18No, not really.
13:24So, we're talking surgery?
13:27Yeah, well, I guess I can handle that.
13:30People get cut open every day.
13:32So, I'm assuming you're good with me doing the surgery, right?
13:35You?
13:35I mean, it seems natural.
13:36I know the most about your case.
13:38I promise you'll be in very good hands.
13:40Oh, well, um...
13:46What?
13:49The first time you'll see me naked, I'll be on an operating table.
13:53Well, I promise I'll be a perfect gentleman.
13:55My eyes will be strictly on the spleen.
13:57Doctor, Mrs. Baker's here for her follow-up.
14:00Right.
14:01We need to schedule Susan for a splenectomy with me.
14:05Oh, congratulations!
14:07So, I will call you later?
14:10Oh, I am so happy for him.
14:12He's such a doll.
14:13I'm curious, um, why are you so congratulatory?
14:19Oh, the spleen surgery.
14:21It'll be his first.
14:28Hey, honey.
14:31Can we talk about something?
14:33Sure.
14:36So, I've been thinking about the whole baby thing.
14:40And however long it takes for you to feel ready, I am fine with.
14:45Okay.
14:46But here's the deal.
14:49I need to know that this isn't a maybe.
14:53I want to promise that we will have children.
14:56I'm sorry.
14:58I can't promise that.
15:01Why not?
15:02Because.
15:03You can't say that I'm going to wake up tomorrow and suddenly want to do something that I swore my
15:07entire life I would never do.
15:09Maybe is a very big step for me.
15:11Yeah, well, it isn't big enough for me.
15:12Well, I'm sorry, but you're just going to have to accept it.
15:14There's nothing else you can do.
15:16That isn't necessarily true.
15:18Excuse me.
15:24You are threatening me with an annulment?
15:28That conniving little bitch put you up to this, didn't she?
15:32Didn't she?
15:32This fight could be over right now if you'd just make me a promise.
15:36The only promise I am making you is that this is so not over.
15:44Hi.
15:45Hey.
15:46Hi.
15:48Hi.
15:48How's the search coming for the new ad exec?
15:51Any luck?
15:52Oh, the pickings are slim.
15:55So far, none of my top choices are available.
15:59Hey, do you have someone from your old company that you could, you know, maybe recommend?
16:04Daddy!
16:05I can't find my toothbrush.
16:08I'll be up in a second, buddy.
16:09Hi.
16:12As a matter of fact, there's this one guy who would be perfect.
16:15Yeah?
16:15Yeah.
16:16Hardworking, smart as a whip, total package.
16:19Really?
16:20What's his name?
16:22Tom.
16:22Tom.
16:23Tom what?
16:24Tom Scavo.
16:26Oh!
16:28No, no.
16:30I do not think that that is a good idea.
16:33Come on, honey.
16:34I mean, the other night doing those pitches, it just got the old juices flowing.
16:36I remembered how much I miss having a real job.
16:38You have a real job right here, staying home with the kids.
16:43With two incomes, we could afford a top-notch nanny.
16:46What about Penny?
16:47You're the one who fought for office daycare.
16:49Let's use it.
16:50What about the two of us working and living together?
16:52I think that could be a recipe for disaster.
16:54Why?
16:56The last time that we worked together, we fell in love.
17:02Oh, it's just, I'm, I'm not sure that you would find this job that satisfying.
17:12You don't think I'm good enough, do you?
17:13I'm not saying that.
17:15Daddy!
17:16I still can't find my toothbrush!
17:19Okay.
17:20I got it.
17:22Come on, buddy, let's hunt it down.
17:26So who won the fight?
17:27We weren't fighting, Mom was just letting Daddy know where he stands.
17:30Oh!
17:31Hey!
17:33Hey!
17:37Thanks for coming in, Mr. Ganey.
17:39We'll be in touch.
17:41Bye.
17:43What'd you think?
17:44Well, honestly, I wasn't blown away.
17:45You know, I know the pickings are slim, but we can't hold out much longer.
17:48We need to hire someone this week.
17:50I know, I know, I know.
17:52So, who's up next?
17:54Tom Cavos.
17:55You ever heard of him?
17:55Mm-mm.
18:02Could you excuse me for just a minute?
18:04Sure.
18:09Tom Cavos.
18:10It's an anagram.
18:11It's deceptively simple, don't you think?
18:13What do you think you're doing?
18:14I'm going over your head.
18:16I mean, you might not think I'm good enough, but maybe Ed'll be a little more open-minded.
18:19Since, you know, he's not constantly competing with me.
18:23You want the truth, Tom?
18:25I think you're good.
18:26You have moments of brilliance, but I also think sometimes you coast.
18:30And I think if I were your boss and had to ride your ass every day, you would come home
18:35seething with resentment.
18:37Come on.
18:39It's hard enough keeping a marriage together.
18:41If you're at all concerned about saving our marriage, you better let me take my shot.
18:45What does that mean?
18:46It means that a little part of me has been hating you ever since you tanked my promotion at Peterson.
18:52Tom.
18:53But I can let it all go if you'll give me this one thing.
18:57Excuse me.
18:58Ed's waiting for you guys.
19:00Great.
19:01Great.
19:02Just let my resume speak for itself.
19:05Ah, just let your resume speak for itself.
19:10Okay.
19:11Oh, you worked upon Sir Cheese accounts?
19:14Those angry mousepots?
19:15They were hilarious.
19:16I was on that from the beginning.
19:18Oh, warning.
19:19Do not eat the cheese.
19:20The cheese is evil.
19:21I love that.
19:23Oh, you got a great resume.
19:25Yeah, gosh, it is.
19:26It's quite impressive.
19:28Oh, wow, I see you worked for Belfort and Barrasso.
19:30That's a great job.
19:32Yeah, I put my time in.
19:34Uh-huh.
19:34And when were you there?
19:35Because you forgot to list your dates of employment for that one.
19:40Um, that was a few years back.
19:42Uh-huh.
19:43And how long did you stay?
19:45Just about five months, actually.
19:48What?
19:48Did you get recruited by another firm?
19:50Somebody cherry-pick you?
19:51No, I was fired.
19:53Oh.
19:54Yeah, but honestly, I was happy to leave because they didn't get my sense of humor.
19:57I actually pitched a version of the cheese is evil there first.
20:00They hated it.
20:02Idiots!
20:03Well, they're lost, right?
20:04Yeah.
20:04Well, and I see you won a Cleo for the Thompson salad dressing spot.
20:07That was very cool.
20:08So, did you do that solo?
20:11Actually, no.
20:12My wife helped me on that one.
20:13Um, she's in advertising, too.
20:15But if you were to ask her, I'm sure she'd tell you she did the whole thing all by herself.
20:21Credit hog, huh?
20:22I know the type.
20:24You know what, Tom?
20:26I like you.
20:28Ed.
20:29And I'm not usually one for hiring in the room.
20:31No, no, no, no, no.
20:32We never hire in the room.
20:33But we're in a time crunch, and we need someone now.
20:35I think you're the guy.
20:38Lynette, you got any issues?
20:40Well, um, let me just call in a few references before we make anything official.
20:46Sure, sure.
20:47You know what?
20:48We'll be in touch, okay?
20:49Jesus, evil!
20:50Oh, God, I love that.
20:52Oh.
21:00Oh, um, I'm looking for Father Crowley.
21:03Do you know where he is?
21:03Um, he's in the confessional.
21:08How long has it been since your last confession?
21:11Who cares?
21:13Father, it's me.
21:15Gabrielle?
21:16Yeah.
21:17Look, I need you to do something for me.
21:19I need you to get rid of Sister Mary Bernard.
21:22What?
21:23Why?
21:24Because she's ruining my marriage.
21:26Sister Mary?
21:27Yes.
21:28First, it started with the love letters while he was in prison.
21:30And the next thing I know, they're spending day and night together.
21:33Sneaking off to private Bible study and one-on-one spiritual consultation.
21:39Gabrielle.
21:40You know, and if that wasn't enough, he is saying her name in his sleep.
21:44Hold me, Sister Mary.
21:46Hold me.
21:47It's disgusting.
21:48He's like a lovesick puppy.
21:51Do you have reason to believe that your husband and Sister Mary are having sex?
22:02Speak from the heart, Gabrielle.
22:04This is just between me, you, and God.
22:15Yeah.
22:17Yep, they're having sex.
22:19Carlos confessed everything.
22:21Right before he asked for an annulment.
22:46Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
22:48How long since your last confession?
22:51Not that long ago.
22:53Look, I sort of told a fib, so how many Hail Marys is that going to send me back?
23:10Go away.
23:12Oh, honey, what happened wasn't my fault.
23:14There's no way I could have predicted how Betty would react.
23:18Oh, please.
23:19You knew something bad would happen.
23:21You wanted all this to blow up in my face.
23:24Why?
23:25Why would I want that?
23:26Because you're jealous that my life's just getting started and yours is over.
23:32Danielle, that's ridiculous, sweetheart.
23:35Daddy's dead.
23:36You drove your boyfriend to suicide.
23:38You're getting older by the minute, and soon you'll be so dried up and bitter that no man will ever
23:43want to touch you ever again.
23:46Danielle.
23:46I know you're determined to ruin my life, so I have to stay with you here and keep you company
23:51while you turn into an old fossil.
23:54All I ever wanted was for you to be happy.
23:58Don't just want it.
23:59Make it happen.
24:15Danielle, I don't feel much like cooking tonight.
24:18I'm thinking of ordering a pizza.
24:20I want Canadian bacon.
24:23Please.
24:24All right.
24:38He's mad at you because you hit him.
24:41Well, I feel bad about that.
24:44But when I consider the risks he was taking...
24:47It's a shame he can't see that girl.
24:50She's so pretty.
24:54What did you say about Danielle?
24:58I said that she...
25:04You know I don't want you thinking about things like that.
25:07I'm sorry.
25:09I didn't.
25:10I'm sorry.
25:10It's okay.
25:11It's okay.
25:14Go on and run up to your room.
25:16Read the comics I got you.
25:18And Caleb, if I ever catch you looking at that Vandekamp girl, I'll hit you twice as hard as I
25:26hit your brother.
25:27And I won't feel bad about it.
25:30Okay?
25:33Okay.
25:45So this whole splenectomy thing, you feel good about it, huh?
25:51Yeah, yeah.
25:52I told you.
25:52It's a routine surgery.
25:53You're going to be fine.
25:55Right, right.
25:59Actually, I sort of meant, um, do you personally feel confident?
26:05What do you mean?
26:08Well, you know, you're going to be hacking into me and I just wanted to make sure that you feel
26:16ready.
26:18I've never taken out a spleen before.
26:20But believe me, it's no big deal.
26:22Spleen, gallbladder, it's all the same.
26:24Okay, red flag.
26:24See, I didn't go to medical school, but I'm thinking, not all the same.
26:28Susan, I know what I'm doing.
26:29You're going to have to trust me, okay?
26:31I would like to.
26:32But I've got to be honest, the fact that you can't even cut that steak isn't helping.
26:35That's not fair.
26:36You overcooked it.
26:37And frankly, it's not the freshest meat.
26:39Well, neither am I.
26:40I've got 35 years on that cow.
26:42Wait, Susan, are you saying you don't want me to be your surgeon?
26:49I'm sorry.
26:51I don't mean this to sound the wrong way.
26:53I just, I would be more comfortable with an experienced surgeon.
26:58It's okay.
26:59I understand.
27:03I should really be going.
27:06What?
27:10I didn't even serve dessert yet, but you said you understood.
27:13No, I do.
27:13I do.
27:14I respect your decision to see another doctor, but you know what?
27:16You need to respect that my feelings are hurt.
27:17What?
27:18You want me to put my life on the line to service your ego?
27:23I save lives every day.
27:24I cut, I save, I cut, I save.
27:26That's what I do.
27:27And if that gives me an out-of-control ego, well, maybe I need that.
27:29It's a cut into another human being.
27:32It's a cut.
27:35It's a cut.
27:41Hey.
27:42Hey.
27:44Dinner's ready.
27:45Oh.
27:47So, did you call around?
27:49Check out my references?
27:52I told Ed you were my husband, and he was cool with that.
27:55He really wants to hire you.
27:59So, who am I to stand in the way?
28:02Really? So I got the job?
28:04On one condition.
28:09If you take this job, you are never allowed to bring up what happened before with your promotion.
28:16That's it? Deal?
28:17No, it's not a deal.
28:19I need a solemn vow that you will never throw that in my face ever again.
28:24Because if you do, you will unleash demons that you do not want to meet.
28:29I get it.
28:31And what I really need from you...
28:36is to be forgiven.
28:41Actually, I already had.
29:00This dinner is really good.
29:29Hi, Betty.
29:30Hello.
29:31I wanted to talk to you about what happened the other day with the kids.
29:35I told you we will be moving soon.
29:37There's nothing to worry about.
29:39Well, my fear is that if we keep them apart, they'll try that much harder to be together.
29:44I mean, you know how teenagers can be.
29:46And, well, a lot can happen in a couple of weeks.
29:50I'll make a deal with you.
29:51If you control yours, I will control mine.
29:56How about some old-fashioned chaperoning?
29:59That way they can, um, still see each other and we won't have to be the villains.
30:04When it comes to my son's best interest, I'm not afraid of being the villain.
30:08I assume that you would feel the same way, Brie.
30:14Now that you mention it, I guess I do.
30:16I have to go.
30:17I have some, um, muffins in the oven.
30:37Mom, what's wrong?
30:38It's the Applewhite's.
30:39I don't want you to go near them.
30:40What?
30:41Do you remember the man they arrested?
30:43The one that broke into Gabrielle's and escaped from the mental hospital?
30:47He's there.
30:49I saw him in their window.
30:50They're hiding him.
30:51You're kidding.
30:52No, I'm not.
30:53And I forbid you to go over there.
30:56Lynette, hi.
30:57It's Brie.
30:58Listen, call me when you get this message and please come to Poker tonight.
31:01I have some big news about the Applewhite's.
31:05All right.
31:06Bye.
31:08Who was that?
31:10Sister Mary.
31:12They just transferred her to a parish in Fairbanks, Alaska.
31:16You're kidding me.
31:17Why?
31:18She doesn't know.
31:20The diocese wouldn't even give her a reason.
31:23Vatican politics.
31:29What's wrong?
31:31I think I'm just coming down with a migraine.
31:34Oh, maybe you should go lie down.
31:35I'm going to be out for a while.
31:47Oh, I'll see you there.
31:49Susan?
31:50What are you doing here?
31:51We need to talk.
31:53Okay.
31:53All right.
31:53But look, I just got out of surgery.
31:54I've been waiting for three hours.
32:00After you stormed out the other night, I started to doubt myself.
32:03I started to think, gee, you know, maybe I should just ignore my better instincts and
32:08I should let Dr. Ron gut me like a fish.
32:10Susan.
32:10I mean, why not?
32:11Because all my life, I have jumped through hoops to keep men from leaving.
32:15But I'm not doing it anymore.
32:16So, tough luck, Pally.
32:18You just missed out on a good thing.
32:22Susan, you've been here for three hours?
32:24Yeah.
32:24Well, two hours ago, flowers, champagne, and an apology note were delivered to your doorstep.
32:30Really?
32:30Look, I put our relationship at risk, all right?
32:33And it was stupid.
32:36I haven't felt this way about somebody in a long time.
32:43Susan, I really like you.
32:45And because of that, I can't be your doctor.
32:49Let alone your surgeon.
32:50I mean, there's a pretty good reason why they make those rules.
32:54Listen, I hope you forgive me, all right?
32:56Because I'll hate myself if I lose you.
33:00Wow.
33:03I wouldn't want you to hate yourself.
33:06No.
33:11I'm so sorry about that snap thing.
33:15I was just trying to be theatrical.
33:17Yeah.
33:24Got your note.
33:26What's going on?
33:27Are you hiding someone in your house?
33:31What?
33:32My mom saw someone in your second story window.
33:34She thinks it's the guy who broke into Mrs. Solisus.
33:37Damn it, Kayla.
33:38Is that his name?
33:40Has she told anybody else?
33:41She left messages on her friend's machines.
33:43They're coming over soon to get details.
33:45We're going to have to leave tonight.
33:46Why?
33:47What's going on?
33:48I would love to tell you.
33:49Believe me, I would.
33:51But I can't.
33:53If you trust me, I could help you.
33:56My family has secrets, too.
33:59But my brother did.
34:01It's bad.
34:04Last year, my brother did something really awful, and my parents covered it up for him.
34:09If anyone were to ever find out, Andrew and my mom could go to jail.
34:14So you don't have to worry about me judging you.
34:17Tell me your secrets.
34:18I'll understand.
34:27Okay.
34:30But you tell me yours first.
34:43What are you doing here?
34:45I heard you're being transferred, so I came to say goodbye.
34:49Come to gloat is more like it.
34:51No, we've had our differences, but it doesn't mean I'm happy to see you shipped off to Alaska.
34:58Burr.
35:00You had something to do with this, didn't you?
35:02Me?
35:03Oh, I'm just a humble sinner.
35:05You're the one with all the power around here.
35:08All the annulment mojo.
35:11Is that why you did it?
35:16Well, getting rid of me isn't going to change anything.
35:20Carlos will do what he wants.
35:22The problems in your marriage aren't going away.
35:25Maybe not.
35:27But you certainly are.
35:31You missed a spot.
35:37Ah!
35:38Oh.
35:40That was a mistake.
35:44Oh!
35:47There.
35:49I think we're all done here.
35:52Ah!
35:57Oh!
36:13Oh my God!
36:14Oh my God!
36:15Hold on!
36:16No!
36:19No!
36:20No!
36:21No!
36:22No!
36:24Stop.
36:25Are you OK?
36:29No!
36:32No!
36:33No!
36:34No!
36:36No!
36:38No!
36:39No!
36:39No!
36:40Stop fighting!
36:41My god.
36:43Stop fighting!
36:56What the hell were you thinking?
36:59Uh, depends. What have you heard?
37:02I got a call from the church. They said you attacked Sister Mary.
37:05Yeah, that's about right.
37:07What are you thinking?
37:08I wasn't, but I was thinking about it on the way over here,
37:11and I realized the ass I should be kicking is yours.
37:14Mine.
37:14Yes. Sister Mary manipulated you into threatening me,
37:19but you're the idiot that fell for it.
37:21I was not threatening you.
37:23I was asking for a promise.
37:25You made me a promise, Carlos, a long time ago,
37:29till death do us part,
37:30and one day you just come home and start throwing words around like annulment.
37:34How do you think that makes me feel?
37:36Okay, I'm sorry about that.
37:44I need to have a child.
37:47And I need to know I'm the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with,
37:51not just some uterus and high heels.
37:53Gabriel, please.
37:54No, Carlos, I am sorry.
37:56I am not going to be blackmailed into giving birth.
38:02You have to choose.
38:04And I wish you would do it so I can move on with my life.
38:17Well, of course, I choose you.
38:24I think that's the right decision.
38:32You know, I made a decision, too.
38:38The answer to your question earlier is yes.
38:42Yes.
38:44I want to have a baby.
38:51I want to have a baby with you.
39:18Betty, what a surprise.
39:20Can I talk to you for a moment?
39:23Uh, now is actually not a good time for me.
39:26I think it is.
39:27I wanted to chat with you before you did something foolish.
39:38I don't know what you mean.
39:42The person you saw at my house today is my other son.
39:46His name is Caleb.
39:48He didn't harm Gabrielle, and he didn't hurt the man in the car trunk.
39:52That's all you need to know.
39:53He's your son?
39:55He's my dear son, who happens to be slow.
39:59Sometimes he makes mistakes.
40:01But, Betty, the police are looking for him.
40:03He escaped from that facility they sent him to.
40:07He had help.
40:08Trust me.
40:09I've always thought the maternal instinct is one of nature's most amazing gifts.
40:15I mean, the length that some mothers will go to to protect their children.
40:20It drives ordinary women to do extraordinary things.
40:24Women like me breathe.
40:26And like you.
40:28What are you talking about?
40:31If you breathe one word of Caleb's existence to anyone, I will tell Carlos, Gabrielle, and the police that it
40:38was your son driving the car that killed Juanita Solis,
40:41and that you have been covering up his crime ever since.
40:48We're going to be great friends, Brie.
40:51We have so much in common.
40:55So is that all she said?
40:57Yeah, something about the apple whites and dying of curiosity.
41:05It's rude to keep people waiting.
41:12Hi.
41:13Come on in.
41:15So, spill it.
41:16What's the scoop on the apple whites?
41:18Oh, about that.
41:20Oh, Brie, come on.
41:22Dish already.
41:23Well, perhaps I got more excited than I should have,
41:26but I recently found out that Betty Applewhite is quite the poker player.
41:31And so, I have invited her to join our weekly game.
41:37Hello, everybody.
41:39I hope you brought your checkbooks, because I am feeling lucky.
41:48Everyone understands the nature of war.
41:53I raise.
41:54We also understand that victory depends on the cards that we have been dealt.
42:00Some, when faced with a bloody battle, simply give in.
42:04But for some, surrender is unacceptable.
42:09Well, Brie, what are you going to do?
42:13Even though they know it will be a fight.
42:17I'll raise you.
42:21To the death.
42:26I'll see you next time.
42:51But I'll see you next time.
43:02Transcription by CastingWords
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