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Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 6
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00:02Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:04My husband died thinking that I murdered him
00:06Brie put the past behind her
00:08If you keep me on as your lawyer, your wife's off lines
00:11He's my lawyer
00:12While Carlos gambled with his future
00:14How much money do you think you'll need to get to Utah?
00:17Susan interfered with a family reunion
00:23George Williams had never been lucky in love
00:27It seemed that the women he dated always invented reasons
00:30Not to consummate their relationship
00:35Um, I'm afraid I'd wake my roommate
00:41Uh, I have to get up really early for work
00:48I'm, uh, saving myself
00:50For marriage
00:54Sadly for George
00:55It was one unoriginal excuse after another
01:01But since he'd started seeing Brie Vandekamp
01:06George couldn't help but feel
01:09Hi, the kids are gone
01:11We have the house all to ourselves tonight
01:13His luck was about to change
01:18I thought the duck turned out well
01:20Although the sauce was a little bit thick
01:22But judging by how many helpings you had
01:24I think I got away with it
01:33What are you thinking about?
01:34Your hair
01:39Would you mind if I?
01:41Uh, no
01:41Go ahead
01:50Is that better?
02:05That was nice
02:15It's okay that I'm doing this, right?
02:16Well, I thought we were going to let the duck digest a bit more
02:18But what the heck?
02:24What's wrong?
02:25I don't know
02:26I felt something weird
02:27Oh, that was my tongue
02:28It extends farther than most
02:29I should have warned you
02:30No, no, no
02:31It wasn't your kiss
02:31I felt something weird on my neck
02:40What are you doing?
02:41I don't know
02:41I'm just really starting to itch
02:47What is it?
02:49You got a huge rash
02:59It's starting to spread to my face
03:01Are you allergic to something you ate?
03:03I don't think so
03:04I mean, I've made duck la rage a thousand times
03:06Something is causing that rash
03:10Brie, Brie, please don't
03:12I'm sorry, George, but you have to go
03:14But the kids are away
03:16I was sort of hoping we could make love tonight
03:18How are we going to do that, George?
03:19You have just given me hives
03:24Though painful to hear
03:25George had to admit
03:27At least this excuse was original
04:14It's a fact that little boys
04:16While girls dream of big white weddings
04:20Of course, the exact same thing can be said
04:23For big girls
04:26Some of whom can get incredibly anxious
04:30Waiting for the boys in their lives
04:32To make those dreams come true
04:37Watch it, Susie
04:38Mom, why don't you just go see a dressmaker?
04:40Wait, I have the perfect idea
04:42You get in the dress
04:44And I'll pin it
04:46We wear the same size
04:47Since when?
04:49Since forever
04:51You have to leave, though
04:52You can't stay
04:53You can't see Susie in the wedding dress
04:55Not until your big day
04:58Mom?
04:59No, it's not a problem
05:00I can see her in it
05:03You can?
05:04You can?
05:05I assume you'll want to pick out
05:06Your own wedding dress
05:07When we get married, right?
05:10That sounds like a proposal
05:12Did it?
05:14Yeah, it did
05:15Huh, what do you know?
05:17Are you planning to pop the question?
05:20Well, if she knows it's coming
05:21The question won't really pop now, will it?
05:24He's right, Mom
05:25Oh, I want it to be just like you do
05:27You know, on your own terms
05:28And you get down on one knee
05:29And the whole production
05:30That's a plan
05:31Well, then I can wait
05:32I can wait
05:33I'm a good waiter
05:34Good
05:36Just wondering if there's a ballpark
05:38Of how long I will have to wait
05:39A week, a month, after lunch
05:41Again, you're not waiting for the pop
05:43Right, right
05:45I'm sorry
05:51So, the hives occurred
05:53Right after you kissed George
05:54Yes, it was the strangest thing
05:57And so inconvenient
06:01To be honest
06:02I think we were about to make love
06:03For the first time
06:04Bree, have you considered the idea
06:06That your subconscious mind
06:08Was trying to sabotage your evening with George?
06:11Actually, I have not considered that
06:13Because that's idiotic
06:15You don't think being with George
06:17Made you feel a bit guilty?
06:19Why should I feel guilty?
06:20Perhaps you felt you were about to commit adultery
06:23Dr. Goldfein, Rex is dead
06:25You can't cheat on a corpse
06:30But maybe that's not how you really feel deep down
06:32Oh, so you think I'm crazy?
06:35You say you got a case of hives for no reason
06:38I think there is a reason
06:40And it's probably a psychosomatic one
06:42You can think whatever you want
06:43But to be honest
06:44I don't believe in the subconscious
06:46Every time you've said Rex in this session
06:49You've stroked the place where your wedding ring used to be
06:51Why did you do that?
06:58Let's talk about Monday
06:59We are re-pitching to the camera off, people
07:02Lynette, you'll be on point
07:03Great, great, no problem
07:05And can you do me a favor and maybe not wear the green suit?
07:11Um, I wasn't planning to
07:14Uh, but why?
07:16The fabric, it just has this quality to it
07:20Like you could, I don't know, wipe it clean with a damp cloth
07:26I'll just wear a different suit then
07:28Great, like what, you think?
07:31Another suit?
07:32I have other suits
07:34And if by other suits you mean the grey one
07:37Then of course you do
07:39No, actually, I have quite a few others
07:42Uh, the blue one and uh
07:47What's wrong with the blue suit?
07:49Stu, would you like to tell Lynette what's wrong with the blue suit?
07:55No, that's cool
07:56Stu, come on
07:59Do the thing
08:00The thing that you did at lunch
08:03Look at me, I'm Lynette
08:05Oh, we've got food stains everywhere
08:08Alright, so if I get my blue suit dry cleaned
08:11Will that be acceptable to everyone?
08:13The pants also have a split seam in the back
08:26Hello, David
08:29What the hell is this?
08:30I thought I told you to dress maternal
08:32Yes, you did
08:33And I considered it for about a second
08:34What happened?
08:36David, I know you're the lawyer and all
08:38But trust me
08:39It's never a smart strategy to cover this up
08:41We've got 40 minutes before the pretrial hearing
08:43Let's go home and get you changed
08:45What?
08:46You want to get your husband out of jail?
08:47You've got to dress like a pregnant suffering wife
08:49Not the cover of Vogue
08:50David
08:51Louis, what are you doing here?
08:53I need a favor, David
08:55This has to do with lifting my client's restraining order
08:57The answer's the same one you got last week
08:58You don't understand
08:59I love Crystal
09:01We all love the pretty ladies at the stop and shop
09:03But now you've got to love her from 50 yards away
09:07You turned her against me
09:08If it wasn't for you, we'd be together
09:10Louis, Crystal hired me to keep you away from her
09:13She doesn't want to see you
09:14Oh yeah?
09:15Then why did she ask for my phone number?
09:17She's a cashier
09:17You paid by check
09:18It doesn't make you special
09:20Don't walk away from me
09:22We're having a conversation
09:23Louis, this is your problem
09:25You're creepy
09:26Nobody likes you
09:28Would you call a conversation
09:29The rest of us call harassment?
09:31You want a friend
09:32Get a hamster
09:36David!
09:38David!
09:44Stay there!
09:57That's right, you better run
09:59I'm gonna get some bullets for this thing
10:01And come after you
10:02Freeze!
10:04Hey, everything's cool
10:12Are you okay?
10:22Weeds are a common annoyance of life in suburbia
10:26And no matter how hard we try to get rid of them
10:31They always tend to crop back up
10:37Are you seeing this?
10:39I don't believe it
10:40It's so brazen
10:42He's just mowing the lawn like nothing ever happened
10:45What should we do?
10:46Should we call the police?
10:47Well, Susan did say that he murdered Mrs. Huber
10:50So my vote would be yes
10:51Oh my God, Susan's home
11:00Has she seen Paul yet?
11:09I think so
11:18Hello, Susan
11:20Oh my God, Paul
11:23Need some help with those bags?
11:26Why are you doing here?
11:29This is where I live
11:30I came home to find my son
11:34Here you go
11:35Don't come near me
11:36I'm just giving you back your pie filling
11:38I don't want my pie filling
11:39Oh, come on
11:40Just take it
11:40No, stop
11:42Put that pie filling down
11:44Slowly
11:46I'm calling 911
11:47You don't want to do that
11:48Oh, I think I do
11:50You're a cold-blooded murderer
11:51Susan, how can you believe that?
11:53We've been neighbors for years
11:58Ladies, good to see you
11:59Paul, we've called the police
12:02You didn't really need to do that
12:03We know what you did to Mrs. Huber
12:06Wonderful
12:07I see you've all turned into Susan
12:09While I've been gone
12:13Oh, thank God they're here
12:20Hey, hey, what's going on?
12:23Oh, Am I was convinced that Paul Young
12:25Murdered Martha Huber
12:26Oh my God
12:27I live right behind him
12:28I know
12:29I gave him my house keys to feed by a cat
12:33I win
12:33I made out with him
12:37There's no warrant here for Paul Young
12:40Why don't you ask Mike?
12:41He overheard everything, right?
12:42Who's Mike?
12:43He's my boyfriend
12:44And he told me that Paul confessed everything to him
12:47Oh, and Mike has Martha's journals
12:48Which clearly prove that Paul had a motive
12:51All right, all right
12:51Where do I find this Mike guy?
12:52Oh, he's...
12:53Follow me
12:54You mind if I stay here?
12:55I've got a lot of raking to do
12:58Let's go
13:07Hey
13:11What's going on?
13:12Mike
13:13Paul Young is back
13:15Look
13:26Your girlfriend said Mr. Young confessed a murder to you?
13:31Um...
13:33No
13:35No, not to me
13:36Man, I don't suppose you have a journal that belonged to a Martha Huber
13:40No, I hardly knew her
13:43Besides, you ever known a woman who'd loan out her diary?
13:46Mike, what are you doing?
13:48I'm sorry
13:49Susan, I don't know what you're talking about
13:51But I've got a job to get to
13:53Is there anything else?
13:54No
13:54No, that pretty much covers it
14:12Well, someone might as well say it
14:15Susan, what the hell have you been smoking?
14:24Okay
14:27Wow
14:28Nice
14:31Oh my God
14:32Okay, don't be distracted by that
14:34Look at me
14:35Here I am tomorrow
14:36Making my presentation
14:38You see?
14:40You see how it...
14:41How it moves with me?
14:42That's where the magic is
14:45Nine hundred dollars
14:47Yeah, well, this one was the most expensive
14:49The other ones aren't as nice
14:50But look
14:51Look, look, look, look
14:52Look at me, look at me
14:52Watch
14:53I don't walk in it
14:54I glide
14:58Oh, honey
14:59You know what?
14:59There's got to be like $3,000 worth of clothes here
15:02Yeah, well, I haven't bought a new suit in six years
15:05So?
15:06When I was working
15:07You don't think I would have loved to have a designer suit?
15:10I wore wash and wear
15:11So that we could live in a nice neighborhood
15:12So we could take the kids on vacation every summer
15:14I mean, I made sacrifices
15:16I'm willing to make sacrifices
15:18Great
15:19Well, let's start here
15:20Because
15:22This should cover a math tutor for Parker
15:23Oh, hold on a sec
15:25Wait, six months of preschool for Penny
15:27All right, now you're being ridiculous
15:28You know what?
15:29And the twins?
15:30They're going to need braces
15:31That ought to make a dent
15:32Oh, no
15:33Come on, Tom
15:34Not this one
15:38Strip
15:40You saw the walk, right?
15:42You want to see the walk again?
15:45I'll tutor Parker myself
15:47Honey, that'd be great
15:48You're also going to take up home dentistry?
16:00Fine, I'll take them back
16:05Could you step out for a minute, please?
16:09I want to be alone with it for a little while
16:31Hi, it's Bree
16:31Hi
16:33I was thinking about calling you
16:34I just got some new antihistamines in at the store
16:38I think they're really going to help with your rash
16:39Well, great
16:40How would you feel about the two of us
16:42Checking into a romantic hotel tomorrow?
16:46What?
16:47Uh, I'd like that very much
16:49I will let you make all the arrangements
16:51Something out of town
16:53Would be nice
16:54Good night
17:11We need to talk
17:13Where did you come from?
17:15I'm sorry, I've been waiting for you
17:16I'm just a little upset
17:17Because everybody thinks I'm crazy
17:18Can I at least get out of the truck first?
17:21Yes, definitely
17:22I mean, I can understand
17:23Why you wouldn't want the cops to know
17:25That you kidnapped Paul
17:26I mean, that definitely looks bad
17:28Since I was on probation
17:30Well, right
17:31I mean, there's that
17:32And in possession of a gun
17:34Well, okay
17:35Which I held to his head
17:36So I violated my probation
17:38Committed a felony
17:39And coerced a confession
17:41If the cops found out about that
17:42I'd be looking at 10 to 15 years
17:47But why don't you want him to know
17:48About Martha Hooper's journal?
17:49I mean, she says right in there
17:51That she was blackmailing Paul's wife
17:52She also says right in there
17:54That she was blackmailing you
17:55For burning down Edie's house
17:58Oh
18:00I forgot about that
18:06I just can't believe it
18:07I mean, there he is
18:09A murderer
18:10Just living right on our street
18:11And there's nothing we can do about it
18:13Because you're a convicted felon
18:14And I burned down that stupid house
18:15It's unfair
18:16I want Paul Young gone as badly as you do
18:18And he will be
18:20But I also want to find Zach
18:22And I think once Zach finds out Paul's here
18:24I got a feeling he'll be back
18:29Well, that's comforting to know
18:30There's a silver lining
18:43Hi
18:45What are you doing here?
18:46Well, you protected me from a hail of gunfire
18:48So I thought I'd stop by and give you a card
18:52You're my first visitor
18:54What do you mean I'm your first visitor?
18:55You've been here two days
18:56My office sent me flowers
19:01Oh
19:03Dear David
19:04Who knew you could actually bleed?
19:07Sincerely, your stunned co-workers
19:10Yeah, well, I'm a lawyer who got shot
19:11Everybody's cracking wise
19:14You're not going to eat?
19:16Uh, I can't really cut yet
19:20Well, I'm not going to let you starve to death
19:24Besides, you're going to need your strength
19:25To get my husband out of jail
19:33You know, when I was waiting for the ambulance the other day
19:34I seriously thought I was going to die
19:41I was scared
19:44Of course you were
19:47Thanks
19:50For what?
19:51For not making any jokes
19:56Sure
19:56Now
19:58Open up
20:04Thank you
20:06Good seeing
20:17Just follow this hallway
20:19Straight down there
20:20And make yourself comfortable
20:22For the good of their family
20:24Lynette had made a promise to her husband
20:29And within 10 days from the date of purchase
20:31She intended to keep it
20:42Oh, that's a fantastic suit
20:44Oh, thanks
20:45I'm flattered, really
20:47I mean, who knew that you cared so much about what I think?
20:50I don't follow you
20:51Well, I make a few innocent comments
20:54And you go out and buy yourself a gorgeous new suit
20:57Dance, puppet, dance
20:58Well, actually, this was already in my closet
21:00I just forgot about it
21:02Forgot?
21:03You forgot that you had that suit?
21:08Life is great, too
21:09Good morning
21:10Hi
21:11Good morning
21:11I'm Lynette Scavo
21:12Now, is everyone taken care of in terms of coffee and whatever else they may like?
21:17Great
21:18Well, then, let's get started
21:19I will show you how Cameroff Vodka can expand its customer mind share
21:24While still holding the line on marketing costs
21:28It's something we here at Percher & Murphy like to call persuasive engineering
21:34Lynette
21:36Let's hold on one second
21:41You have a
21:44They put their price tags on the skirts these days, too
21:48Just so you know
21:51Look at that, everybody
21:52Lynette just bought herself a beautiful, brand-new suit
21:56Doesn't she look great?
22:02Go on
22:04Okay
22:06You may be seated
22:10Good to see you back on your feet, Mr. Bradley
22:14Whenever you're ready
22:17Thank you, Your Honor
22:20The defense moves to dismiss this case immediately on the grounds that the defendant
22:33Are you all right, Mr. Bradley?
22:40I'm sorry, Your Honor
22:41I just can't
22:46I just can't
22:48Mr. Bradley, do you need a recess?
22:53What the hell's going on?
22:56David, where are you going?
22:58I'm sorry, I quit
22:59You can't just quit in the middle of a hearing
23:01I'd love to get your idiot husband out of jail, but I just can't do it, I'm sorry
23:05Yeah, why not?
23:06Because I'm in love with you
23:08What?
23:09The other day in the hospital, I started to feel something, I don't know, maybe it was there all along
23:14But when I look into your eyes, I know you feel it, too
23:18We belong together
23:20Okay, okay, yeah, David, if you don't get back in there right now, I will go get a gun and
23:24shoot you myself
23:27I can't
23:29I'm sorry
23:41Come in
23:45We need to talk
23:48Paul, you can't just waltz into people's houses
23:51Susan, you told me to come in
23:53Well, that's because I assumed you were someone I would let in my house, what do you want?
23:57I was looking through my mail, and I found this
24:01I was surprised to discover that you were looking for my son
24:05You didn't happen to find anything out about where Zach might be, did you?
24:09No, no, I didn't
24:12Sorry, I can't help you out
24:14I'm asking because if you remember, Zach hid here in this house before
24:19And now I learn that you've been searching for him
24:21Well, he's not here
24:24Hmm
24:25Well, maybe we should double-check
24:27But he's not here, I swear
24:31What are you grabbing for?
24:35A knife
24:37I just want to slice some tomatoes
24:49I don't know how I know this, but I think that he's in Utah
24:54He took a bus to Bountiful
24:56Did you have family there, right?
25:01Okay, I gave him the bus fare
25:17You might want to be careful with that
25:19You seem a little jittery
25:30Look, I know the timing is bad
25:32Pretty bad
25:33I feel terrible
25:34How was I supposed to know that he would take a bullet
25:37And suddenly realize he's in love with me?
25:40Hey, look, I know I pushed you into hiring that creep
25:43But I promise I will do anything I can to fix this
25:48All right, go have sex with Bradley
25:51What?
25:52Well, that's what you want me to say, isn't it?
25:54God, you guys are good
25:56I mean, you set me up perfectly
25:57You think David and I planned this so we could sleep together?
26:01Let's see, the guy tells me to my face that he wants to get into your pants
26:04Quits a week before my trial
26:05And now you can't wait to do anything to get him back?
26:10Yeah
26:11I'd like to go back to jail now
26:13How dare you think that of me?
26:15I have been nothing but faithful to you
26:18Since you've been in here
26:19Save it
26:21I know when I've been out, Fox
26:22And please don't pretend that you're doing this for me
26:25Because I'd rather rot in here
26:26And you know what?
26:27A lesser woman would let you rot in here
26:29But I'm not going to do that
26:30I'm not going to give you the satisfaction
26:31So you better start packing up your shanks
26:33Or whatever you people make in here
26:34Because you're coming on with me
26:42I don't have any shanks
26:46Let's go
26:49Good afternoon
26:50Checking in?
26:51Yes
26:51Reservations in the name of Williams
26:53George Williams
26:54Let me get your paperwork
26:55So what do you want to do first?
26:57I don't know
26:58I thought maybe we could go antiquing
27:00I hear you have some lovely museums nearby
27:03Do you have any brochures?
27:04Right over there, Mrs. Williams
27:06Oh, she's not my wife
27:08I'm so sorry
27:15So I hear that they have a terrific farmer's market nearby
27:18We should pick up some nectarines
27:21George
27:23I can't
27:24What?
27:25I can't stand hotel room with you
27:27Why not?
27:28Because I'm starting to get that rash again
27:30Well, I brought the anahistamines
27:31Oh, please, it's not going to help, George
27:33Clearly this is psychosomatic
27:35We need to go home
27:37Brie, we just drove three hours to get here
27:40I know, and you have every right to be mad
27:41But, George, you're really starting to itch
27:44Is there a problem?
27:46Uh, no, there's no problem
27:47Everything is fine
27:48Okay, okay, okay, okay
27:50Uh, I'll get you your own rum
27:52George
27:53No, no, no, no
27:54We can still have a nice weekend
27:55We'll just shift the focus to antiquing
27:57Please, I mean, clearly you didn't come here to shop
28:00No, I came to spend time with you
28:01Time that does not need to be spent in a bed
28:03Really?
28:05You mean that you wouldn't mind?
28:07No
28:08You know what, George
28:09We're going to have a great time
28:11Because there's tons of fun stuff we can do
28:13That doesn't involve sex
28:16You betcha
28:16While I take care of this
28:18Why don't you go get those brochures?
28:20Okay, okay
28:22George
28:23You won't believe it
28:24We just stopped itching
28:27How about that?
28:29Huh?
28:38Nice suit
28:38Just hear me out
28:39I was going to take it back
28:40I swear
28:41What?
28:42But then I started thinking about it
28:44And you know what?
28:44I'll be damned
28:45If I'm going to pitch
28:46To a room full of people
28:47Who are all wearing
28:48Armani and Vera Wang
28:49While I'm standing there
28:51With two-year-old breast milk
28:52Crusted on my lapel
28:53Lynette
28:54And you know what else?
28:55I kicked ass in that meeting
28:57Because of this suit
28:59It is a suit
29:00Why are you so obsessed with it?
29:02You can't explain obsession, Tom
29:04It just is
29:06No
29:06We are parents
29:07We can't afford
29:08The luxury of obsessions
29:09See?
29:10That's where I think
29:11We have been making
29:12A terrible
29:12Terrible mistake
29:18What is this?
29:21Sometimes
29:21We just need to get something
29:24That makes us happy
29:25I know that sounds selfish
29:27But I've been thinking
29:28It might make us better people
29:30And maybe
29:31Even better parents
29:34No
29:35No, no, Lynette
29:36No, this is wrong
29:42Carbon
29:44Fiber
29:46Shaft
30:06Wow
30:08I feel like a better parent already
30:14Oh, yeah
30:16So I was talking to one of the bellmen
30:18And he said there's a place
30:19Not far from here
30:20Where we could go horseback riding
30:22Doesn't that sound like fun?
30:25George?
30:27What?
30:28I'm sorry
30:28I was saying
30:30I think we should go horseback riding
30:32Oh, sure
30:33That'd be great
30:37What's wrong?
30:39Nothing
30:39I just don't think
30:40That we should risk
30:41You getting another rash
30:43Well, I'm not gonna get a rash
30:44Just by holding your hand
30:45You never know
30:48Oh
30:49Well, okay
30:57Hey, uh
30:58I brought those
31:00Antihistamines with me
31:01Maybe you should take a couple
31:02Just to
31:02See if it works
31:04Oh
31:05Well, I'm drinking wine
31:06I don't think you're supposed to mix pills
31:08With alcohol
31:09That's for people who are
31:10Who are about to use heavy machinery
31:12You don't plan on operating a forklift
31:15Tonight, do you?
31:17Well, you're the pharmacist
31:18If you think it's okay
31:20I do
31:42Who's yours?
31:43I can't feel my legs
31:44I know, sweetheart
31:45Don't you worry
31:46I'm gonna take you to your room
31:46Then we're gonna get you into bed
31:48Is she going to be okay?
31:50Yeah, she's just had a little too much wine
31:53I don't think it was the wine, George
31:55I think it was the antihistamines
31:58She doesn't know what she's doing
32:01We're good, thank you
32:13I'll get those
32:14See, just relax
32:23I love you very much, Brie
32:24You know that, right?
32:27I know
32:35And I want
32:36And I want
32:37More than anything
32:39For you to love me back
32:42You understand what I'm saying?
32:46Brie?
33:13Hey there
33:17How are you feeling?
33:20How are you feeling?
33:21Okay
33:22Have you been sitting there all this time?
33:26I wanted to make sure you were okay
33:28So I stayed and watched you sleep
33:30Did I do anything embarrassing?
33:32Sometimes I snore
33:34No
33:35No, you slept like an angel
33:38In fact, you were so beautiful and peaceful
33:41I actually started to feel guilty
33:44Guilty?
33:46Well, you know
33:47Because I told you to take those pills
33:50That chair looks so uncomfortable
33:52Why didn't you sleep next to me?
33:54You made it pretty clear
33:55That you don't want me in your bed
34:00George
34:04I know what you want from me
34:06And I thought I wanted the same thing
34:09But I keep getting those rashes
34:12Because I still feel married
34:19Makes sense, I guess
34:22Can't you just be patient?
34:26Can't you wait just a little bit longer?
34:28I've already waited my whole life for you
34:31And I can wait a little more
34:35Let's be honest
34:37There's no guarantee that you'll ever be ready
34:42There's only so much rejection I can take
34:46So
34:49I'll do my best
34:51But
34:53Don't be surprised
34:54If one of these days you wake up
34:55And
34:57I'm not here
35:02No
35:03I should get back to my room
35:04Try to get a little sleep
35:05The antique store is open at 10
35:11George, wait
35:15Please don't go
35:26Stay here with me
35:37But what if you get another rash?
35:40Well, I'll just
35:42Have to get over it, won't I?
36:12I'll just
36:32Gabrielle?
36:34I got your call
36:40Wow
36:41Does this mean what I think it means?
36:43There are some ground rules first
36:46I'm not leaving my husband
36:50Carlos is looking at spending eight years in jail
36:52Because of my lapse of judgment with the gardener
36:55I can't let him rot in there
36:56I'd be filled with guilt
36:59You could get him out and then divorce him
37:01Not an option
37:02I'm Catholic
37:03Hence the guilt
37:05So what are our options?
37:09This
37:10Us
37:10Stolen moments
37:11Seeing each other whenever we can
37:13Carlos never needs to know
37:18No
37:21I thought this is what you wanted
37:24I want all of you
37:27All or nothing
37:29Then it's nothing
37:35So you won't get a divorce
37:38But you're not an affair
37:40I said I was Catholic
37:41Not a fanatic
37:44You know, David
37:45You could tell me to stop
37:48Just tell me to stop
37:49And I will
37:51Or you can have me right now
37:54On my terms
37:59All right
38:02Ow, ow, ow, ow
38:05Ow, what are you doing?
38:06Making my point
38:08You don't love me
38:09Yes
38:11I do
38:11No
38:12You just agreed to an affair
38:13A cheap, illicit affair
38:15With a woman you love
38:16Carlos would never share me
38:19He's looking at eight years in prison
38:21Because the mere thought of it
38:22Sent him into a violent rage
38:23That is love
38:25This is just lust
38:27Mixed with post-traumatic stress
38:30I will see you in court tomorrow at 10 a.m
38:33And don't be late
38:34Or else I'll have you disbarred for sexual harassment
38:50I'd take it easy with that snail poison
38:53It's hell on your agapathos
38:56Thanks, I'll keep that in mind
38:58Is that why you stopped by?
39:00Share a few gardening tips?
39:03Nobody wants you here, Paul
39:06Especially me
39:07I'm just a father looking for his son
39:10Oh, I know what you are
39:14First your girlfriend tries to run me off
39:16With some crazy story about sending Zach to Utah
39:19Now you're here trying to scare me away
39:23So much for love thy neighbor
39:28Anyway, thanks for the advice
39:30About my agapanthas, I mean
39:32I'll make sure I send you some
39:36What did Susan tell you?
39:41Oh, you look beautiful
39:46Oh, you should really consider wearing this when you marry Mike
39:50We could make it a family tradition
39:52Why don't we both stop getting divorced?
39:53That would be a nice family tradition
39:55Oh
39:58Hey
39:59I need to ask you something important
40:02Oh my God
40:04This is it
40:06Let me get my camera
40:07Oh, no, Mom, stop
40:11What is it?
40:12Did you give Zach money to go to Utah?
40:17What?
40:19Yes or no
40:24He was talking so much about Julie
40:28I tried to get him to come home with me
40:30I mean, to you
40:32But he just kept going on and on about her
40:34And I got scared
40:37Yes or no
40:40Yes
40:44Mike
40:45Mike, I didn't do it to hurt you
40:47You gotta believe me
40:49I should have told you right away
40:51I know that
40:52But you know now
40:53So can we please talk about it?
40:55No
40:56Mike, stop
40:56Susan, you said you wanted to help me
40:58And I believed you
41:00That's it
41:01We're done
41:07No
41:07No, no
41:09I screwed up
41:11I screwed up, okay
41:11I want to fix it
41:13Please let me fix it
41:14Tell me how to fix it
41:19I love you
41:25Please, no, please
41:28Please
41:30No, Mike, Mike, please
41:32Please, come back
41:34Come back
41:59Come back
42:17Yes, every little girl dreams of a big white wedding
42:21But some dreams
42:24Just don't come true
42:29Certainly
42:31No
42:31Paro
42:32No
42:32No
42:33No
42:33You
42:34No
42:44No
42:45No
42:45No
43:04Transcription by CastingWords
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