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00:02Previously on The Big C.
00:03I don't get where I'm not living in my own house.
00:05We need therapy.
00:06Therapy doesn't sound like a good time to me.
00:08I'm going to keep on seeing her, even if I have to do it alone.
00:11These are some tips on how to talk to loved ones a lot of people find it very difficult.
00:14You're not going to soccer camp this summer.
00:16Wait, what?
00:17You're going to be real popular this summer.
00:19I have no idea who I'm going to be this summer.
00:30It's so hard to turn your life over.
00:39Step out of your comfort zone.
00:47Is this some kind of a joke?
00:52Will someone wake me up soon?
00:55Tell me this was just a game we played
01:01Call life
01:15Ow!
01:18Crap.
01:46Well, hello.
01:49I'm not talking to you.
01:52I need my socks
01:54And my razor
01:57If I'm going to be forced to live with my sister instead of in my own house
02:00Because my wife suddenly wants to be alone
02:02Then the least I can have is my socks
02:09Angela says you're holding me emotionally hostage
02:12Who's Angela?
02:13My shrink
02:14Used to be our shrink
02:16Remember?
02:17Oh, why would you?
02:18You were only there for five minutes
02:19Well, tell Angela she's kind of a bitch
02:22Makes two of you
02:27Hey
02:28I bought that
02:29For me
02:31For my birthday
02:32When you gave a shit about us
02:33Call me when you give a shit again
02:51Thomas ?
02:55Here we go
02:56Here we go
02:57Come on
02:58Here we go
02:59Good boy
02:59Good boy
03:00Good boy
03:06You should watch your dog. He was on my porch.
03:08You should watch your husband.
03:09Evel Knievel there almost took out my mailbox.
03:12What's going on over there?
03:13He losing his marbles?
03:15Like I said, watch your dog.
03:21Adam!
03:23Adam!
03:25Hey, Adam, Adam, I have a surprise for you.
03:28Is Dad moving back in?
03:30No, no, he's not. Not right now.
03:32Yeah, well, then I'm going to Brent's.
03:33Adam.
03:35I know you hate my guts right now.
03:37I get it.
03:38But since you're stuck with me,
03:40you might as well make the best of it.
03:41Look.
03:43Look!
03:44Look!
03:45Do you remember this?
03:47Do you remember how we rode it for soft serve every day that one summer?
03:50Yeah, I was like ten.
03:52Why don't we take it out for another spin?
03:55Take it out on the road, really open her up, chillax.
03:58What do you say?
04:00No way.
04:01I can't ride it myself.
04:02Well, then you shouldn't have kicked Dad out of the house,
04:04because you're high if you think I'm riding that with you.
04:06I'd rather die.
04:08Don't say that.
04:09Yeah, well, you shouldn't say chillax.
04:10It's gay.
04:12Don't use gay like that!
04:14Don't use gay like that, scooters.
04:17Oh, my God.
04:45Hey.
04:49You shouldn't sit out in the sun like that.
04:51While I give kudos for the green transport, you shouldn't ride that alone. It's kind of pathetic.
04:56How about you take a bike ride with me for soft serve?
04:59Huh. Me and my middle-aged sister riding a tandem bike for all the world to see.
05:03I don't know what could be more embarrassing.
05:05Oh, I do know. Could we sport matching Tyrolean hats while we do it?
05:09You wear baggies for shoes, Sean.
05:12You are so not allowed to say I'm embarrassing.
05:15Bike with your offspring.
05:17I can't. He hates me.
05:19And this is surprising to you?
05:21I am perfectly likable.
05:23Kathy, wake up and smell your $10 latte.
05:26A barrel of laughs you are not.
05:28You're a closed system.
05:30Shut down.
05:32That's why you were so constipated as a kid.
05:34You're an asshole.
05:35I'm surprised you know what one looks like, since you didn't take a shit through most of high school.
05:38For your information, people like me, and I have plenty of friends.
05:42Oh, yeah? Is that why you're trying to get me to go doubleies with you?
05:46No, you are disinvited for soft serve.
05:48Oh.
05:49Oh.
05:51Enjoy your swirly chemicals!
06:01Mmm.
06:07Mmm.
06:16Mmm.
06:18Mmm.
06:20Mmm.
06:21Mmm.
06:22Mmm.
06:22Mmm.
06:23Mmm.
06:42Oh, I'm sorry, I'm interrupting.
06:44No, no, please.
06:45I'm Sheila.
06:47Kathy.
06:48Welcome, Kathy.
06:50We're glad you're joining us.
06:51Why don't you tell us a little about you?
06:54Oh, well, I'm Kathy Jameson.
06:57I'm 42.
06:59I have a husband and a child, neither of whom are speaking to me.
07:06So there you go.
07:11Kathy, do you have cancer?
07:14Wow, really buried the lead there.
07:17Yes, yes, I do.
07:19Melanoma, stage four.
07:25Well, since you came alone, why don't you partner with Leon there?
07:31Just pull up a chair.
07:36Sorry.
07:41Leukemia, stage two.
07:44Well, good for you for coming, Kathy.
07:46As we say, cancer is a gift.
07:49It allows you to speak up in your life and say, hey, life, this is what I want.
07:54But before you speak up, you have to find your voice, right, Mitchell?
07:57Right.
07:57So, let's do a mirroring exercise.
08:02I want you to listen to your partner and tell them what you think they're feeling.
08:14Okay, I'll go.
08:16This morning, I was thinking how great it was when Carl brought me my cappuccino in bed.
08:20How lucky I am to have him and how kind he has been to me since I got sick.
08:24And it's just really opened us up as a couple.
08:29Well, you're supposed to mirror me.
08:31Oh.
08:33Shit, sorry.
08:35Um.
08:36Uh, well, oh, okay.
08:39You, you, you seem happy?
08:41Yes.
08:42I am.
08:43I'm, I'm happy.
08:44Cancer's made me happy.
08:46That's ironic.
08:48But now, you go.
08:51I, I don't really know what to say.
08:54You seem anxious?
08:59The truth is, I, I haven't told anyone that I'm sick.
09:05I mean, besides this room full of strangers.
09:07So, I think that's why I'm here, just to try and, just to try it out.
09:14I don't think anyone I know could handle it.
09:20You, you seem really sad.
09:22Actually, Leon, you seem sad.
09:25Yes.
09:26Thank you for validating that.
09:28I am sad for you.
09:30You shouldn't go through this alone.
09:33Everyone needs a friend.
09:34Just, just, fuck up, Leon.
09:37I'm fine, really.
09:39No, I'm happy.
09:40Just like you.
09:42Uh, you know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go.
09:50What?
09:53Adam?
09:56Scrambled eggs!
10:06This is for you, friend.
10:08Nutrition is very important to your fight.
10:10How did you people find me?
10:12Well, it wasn't easy, I'll tell you that.
10:13There are, like, three Kathy Jamesons in the phone book.
10:16I have plenty of food, but thank you very much.
10:19You don't have a choice in the matter.
10:20We are gonna care about you, even if you don't care about yourself.
10:23We are Team Kathy.
10:25I don't need a team.
10:27I have plenty of people.
10:29It's my own people.
10:30Sorry.
10:30You're stuck with us.
10:32Have a positive and light-filled day.
10:36Three fifty for an hour.
10:42I made breakfast.
10:45Um, not hungry.
10:55Sean!
10:56Sean!
10:59I want you to come for dinner tomorrow.
11:02I have a big casserole that is most likely organic and not tasty.
11:05You're lousy with the invites these days.
11:07What gives?
11:08Last time I was at your house was Christmas,
11:10and even then, Polly made me sit at the fucking kiddie table.
11:13Paul won't be there.
11:15Things are gonna change, Sean.
11:16Sean, you're my people.
11:18And I want my people to eat bad casserole with me.
11:22Hey, sexy!
11:24Hi!
11:26Sexy?
11:31Scrimmage.
11:35Hi!
11:37I'm Kathy.
11:39I'm Daphne.
11:40Daphne's my lady.
11:41Really?
11:42You don't bathe, and yet you have a lady?
11:44No, it allows me to, uh, stew in my own maleness.
11:47It's like catnip to women.
11:49Am I interrupting something?
11:51Oh, Jesus.
11:52God, no.
11:54I'm Sean's sister.
11:56Sean never said he had a sister.
11:58What, you lied about me?
12:00I'm your people.
12:02I brought you lunch.
12:03They old sushi.
12:04They were gonna toss it.
12:05Daphne works at Whole Foods.
12:06She also reads Aura's.
12:10Sean's coming to my house for dinner tomorrow night.
12:12You should come, too, Daphne.
12:14I would love to get to know any girl who would date my homeless brother.
12:18Awesome.
12:22I don't need anything with eyes.
12:25Awesome!
12:40Oh, Jesus.
12:43Come on, Thomas.
12:44Come on.
12:47Are you taking the vase now?
12:49No.
12:51These are for you.
12:54I don't know which end is up, Kathy.
12:55You won't tell me how you feel, and Angela tells me how I should feel.
12:59And all I feel is like a flip-flopping mess of a man.
13:04I miss you next to me.
13:06I haven't slept all night because of my apnea.
13:08And you know I stop breathing 10 or 12 times a night.
13:12And if someone's not there to flip me over, I could die.
13:15And my sister's useless.
13:17She goes out line dancing and drinking every night with other divorcees.
13:22And I really need you.
13:24So you don't die in your sleep.
13:26We get each other.
13:29We know all the ins and outs.
13:30We have each other's backs.
13:31You roll me over.
13:33I bring in the groceries.
13:35You left those on the porch.
13:38Which, by the way, could be a sign of early Alzheimer's.
13:40See, we do need each other.
13:42And you're welcome.
13:49I can't talk about this right now.
13:51I need to return Marlene's dog.
13:54I'm gonna win you back, Kathy.
13:57I wish you wouldn't right now.
14:02Marlene?
14:06Do you ever knock?
14:08No, neither does your dog.
14:10He was in my bed this morning.
14:12It's clearly lonely.
14:14He was in your bed?
14:15Yes.
14:15He was licking me all over.
14:17So how about you pay him some attention and get a good fence?
14:20I'm sorry to put you out.
14:24And you may want to wash wherever he licked.
14:26Thomas likes to eat his own poop.
14:31I can't.
14:32I can't.
14:32You're almost there.
14:33All right, all right.
14:34My coat is getting sore.
14:36Just don't think about that.
14:38Think about how great you're gonna feel when you go down a dress size.
14:43Who the fuck wears dresses?
14:50Why don't you come to my place for dinner tonight?
14:54Why?
14:55Why?
14:57Because I like you, Andrea.
15:00Let me check my book.
15:01No thank you.
15:03You don't have to be mean about it.
15:06This better not be like one of those blindside fantasies where the uptight white bitch tries to save a black
15:11kid.
15:12I'm not trying to save you, Andrea.
15:13I just don't want you to drop dead before you graduate.
15:16Way to dream small, Mrs. Jameson.
15:21Holy middle Americana.
15:23No, thank you.
15:25What are those, tiny hot dogs?
15:27White folks eat some crazy-ass food.
15:29It's pigs in a blanket.
15:31You can have one.
15:32Just don't have three.
15:34You know how they make the pig part, Andrea?
15:36They take all the leftover pieces of fat and mucus from their bloody slaughterhouses and add some pig shit.
15:44Sometimes some cow skin.
15:46Ground up bone.
15:47And then they wrap the whole thing in a parasite-laden intestine.
15:50Oh my god, I love it when we finish each other's sentences.
15:53Too bad it's a sentence nobody wants to hear.
16:04This is weird.
16:06Can I go home now?
16:07Yeah, can I?
16:10Where's Adam?
16:11He refuses to come out of his room.
16:13And you know what?
16:14I've given up.
16:15He can do whatever he wants.
16:21Mom, leave me alone.
16:29Your mother made a goddamn meal for you, and it might be shitty and made with intestines, but she did
16:34it.
16:35Now she's catching all the shit for it.
16:36So you get your skinny ass downstairs, because everybody else is old and freaking me the fuck out.
16:41Now!
16:44You have to concentrate really hard.
16:46And we almost, like, stopped looking at someone to see it.
16:51Sounds like bullshit to me.
16:53Careful, Andrea.
16:54With that attitude, your aura might be all gray and yucky.
16:57Actually, yours is pink.
16:59Kind of...
17:01sparkly.
17:02No shit.
17:03Mm-hmm.
17:04I've got a girly aura.
17:05Yeah, well, keep your girly aura out of my potatoes, please.
17:08You're funny.
17:09Gross.
17:10Sick people sometimes look gray.
17:11Or cloudy white.
17:14Anybody want any more, uh, casserole?
17:16Oh, no.
17:17Casserole.
17:17No, put that back.
17:18Still working on this.
17:21Sean?
17:22What?
17:22What?
17:23Jesus.
17:23You did the chair thing.
17:25I hate it when you do the chair thing.
17:27Don't even know what you're talking about.
17:28Jeez.
17:31Sean?
17:32It's just too easy.
17:33Stop it.
17:34Stop fighting.
17:35This really upsets me.
17:37And it's good that you didn't grow up with Sean as a brother.
17:40You wonder why I left you off my family tree?
17:44You, I would keep.
17:46Mm.
17:46Cool.
17:48Baby, I'm sorry.
17:50You are so damn cute.
17:52Give me a kiss.
17:53All right.
17:54That is grosser than this.
17:57Please have some.
17:58No, I won't have some.
17:59Isn't that looking delicious?
18:00It's purple.
18:00Look at this.
18:01Who doesn't want to eat purple?
18:02You don't.
18:04I don't want to eat purple.
18:05How about green?
18:06I don't know.
18:07Maybe she's...
18:10Maybe, like, surprised.
18:19No, no.
18:25What color?
18:28I had a really nice time, Kathy.
18:32Yeah.
18:37I'd like you to have this.
18:39It's for healing.
18:42For you and Sean and your broken relationship.
18:46Good night, John boy.
18:48Come on.
18:49We've got a big block ahead of us.
18:50Just too nice of an evening to drive.
18:53Hey, why don't you take the bike?
18:55It works better with two people.
18:58Really?
18:59Why don't you fuck with the brakes?
19:00Just take the bike, Sean.
19:01Come on.
19:20You have a dog?
19:24No.
19:25I'm a stalker.
19:28Hey, I'll pay you ten bucks if you walk him around the block.
19:32Take Adam with you, too.
19:34But I'm not paying extra for that.
19:36Maybe she's going through the change.
19:38When that happened to my grandma, she started acting real strange.
19:42Crying in church all the time.
19:44She want my life to be normal.
19:45Yeah, and I want to meet Usher.
19:47You think that's going to happen?
19:52What the hell are you doing?
19:55That color girl is trying to steal my Thomas.
19:58What did you call me, old lady?
19:59I'm not scared of you.
20:00I got a rifle.
20:01To shoot color people with?
20:02I'd shoot anybody who won't get off my lawn.
20:05So back the hell up.
20:09Pop off, bitch.
20:11Oh!
20:15Holy shit!
20:18Hey!
20:20Hey!
20:21Andrea, stop it!
20:23Marlene, are you okay?
20:25You know this color, girl?
20:26Fuck you!
20:27Okay, all right.
20:27Andrea, back to the house.
20:29Adam, back to the house!
20:35I am so sorry, Marlene.
20:42I told you to watch your dog.
20:49I told you to watch your dog.
20:51I told you to watch your dog.
20:51I told you to watch your dog.
20:51I told you to watch your dog.
20:52I told you to watch your dog.
20:52I told you to watch your dog.
20:52Hey!
20:54Kathy!
20:55Hi!
20:56Did you get the groceries?
20:58I did.
21:00Again, unnecessary.
21:01Team Kathy missed you at group.
21:03I did.
21:04You know, I...
21:06I'm not sure groups are really for me.
21:08I think I'm more the suffering in silence kind of gal.
21:12Are you smoking?
21:14Wow.
21:16Kathy.
21:19I'm dying, people.
21:21You gotta let me have my simple pleasures.
21:24You're not dying.
21:24You're killing yourself.
21:25Potato, potato.
21:27You can't just give in.
21:28Yeah, when life gives you lemons, squeeze out a smile.
21:32Are you kidding me here?
21:36I don't know you people.
21:38I didn't ask for you to take me on as your pet project,
21:41and I sure as hell don't need to be judged by you.
21:43And in case no one's told you, cancer's not a gift.
21:47Cancer is not a passport to a better life.
21:50Cancer is the reason I'm not gonna have my life.
21:52I'm not gonna watch my son get married.
21:56I'm not gonna see my grandchildren.
21:58So excuse me for not squeezing out a smile.
22:01You know, we walk around with this grayness inside of us,
22:04and you want to pretend that we're bright and shiny
22:08and full of possibilities?
22:10Well, count me out because cancer sucks.
22:13Put that in your goddamn inspirational poster.
22:17Anger is not good for you, Kathy.
22:19Actually, Sheila, anger is excellent for me.
22:24Sharing with people is vital.
22:26We get sick alone.
22:28We heal together.
22:31We get sick alone.
22:33We live alone.
22:34And we die alone.
22:39But don't you want someone in your corner when that happens?
23:21Look familiar?
23:22Yes.
23:24This used to be my living room.
23:25Spring break, Fort Lauderdale, your senior year.
23:29Oh, my gosh.
23:31Imagine the overwhelming scent of Coppertone.
23:34You with a sunburn across your adorable cheeks,
23:36and me with some semblance of a two-pack.
23:39Catherine, Elizabeth, Tolki.
23:43Ouch.
23:45The moment I saw you at the student union putting up posters for the spring fling, I knew I loved
23:50you.
23:52I loved the way you put up your posters really neatly with your staple gun.
23:56And I loved the way you laughed when you realized they were upside down.
24:00Keep in mind I'm 25 here.
24:02I've got newer, hipper material, but I'm trying to stay historically accurate.
24:04I loved that underneath that shell of a curmudgeon lay the heart of a girl who loved to dance and
24:13fling, both of which you did quite well.
24:16Three times in one night, if memory serves.
24:22You're the yin to my yang, the ping to my pong, the normal to my crazy.
24:28Let's be us forever, ad infinitum.
24:31I want us to grow to be old, incontinent idiots together.
24:37Marry me, Cathy.
24:40Paul.
24:40You said yes, by the way.
24:42I know I did.
24:43So say yes again now.
24:45I'm not that normal girl anymore.
24:47It's okay, I lost my two-pack.
24:48But you're still kind of that guy.
24:52The guy who dumps sand into my living room and doesn't wonder, you know, who's gonna clean up the mess.
25:00Fine.
25:01I'll clean up the sand.
25:02Jesus, Cathy.
25:03Way to ruin the moment.
25:05You know, you used to love the guy who did silly shit like this.
25:09You married the guy who did silly shit like this.
25:11I know, I just...
25:14Things have changed for me.
25:19I've changed.
25:20And I don't know if you can.
25:24And I don't know if I have a right to ask you to.
25:27I'm sorry if my personality has become such a burden to you.
25:30Oh, Paul, that's not...
25:32You know, it's ironic.
25:33Because the girl that I married, that kind, sweet, funny, smart girl, the girl who loved me...
25:40I kind of wish she'd stuck around.
26:04Oh, my God!
26:05Oh, my God, Thomas!
26:07Oh, Thomas!
26:08Oh, Thomas!
26:08Marlene!
26:08Marlene!
26:10It's okay.
26:11It's okay.
26:13It's all right.
26:14Marlene!
26:18Marlene.
26:19What the hell happened?
26:20Oh, I'm so, so sorry.
26:21I didn't see him.
26:23He's been showing up.
26:24He's been following me around.
26:26I...
26:26What kind of cancer is it?
26:29What?
26:30Oh, no, he doesn't have cancer.
26:32He has a broken leg, which I'm paying for, I promise.
26:34No.
26:35What kind of cancer do you have?
26:39Dogs can smell it, you know.
26:41That's why I won't leave you alone.
26:44He followed my husband around the last year he was alive.
26:48Colon cancer.
26:49That dog had his head halfway up Eddie's ass for months.
26:58I'm sorry to hear that.
27:00Cancer is a motherfucker.
27:03Some people say it's a gift.
27:05Tell that to my husband who was crapping through a tube.
27:09You got a nice house.
27:12Thanks.
27:15You know, you can't hate black people, right?
27:17Oh, I don't.
27:18I just need to get angry sometimes.
27:23I know what you mean.
27:27Thanks for listening, Marlene.
27:29It doesn't make us friends or anything.
27:31Yeah.
27:32I know.
27:32WTFU bar
27:35O MAA
27:37Show me sunshine.
27:41Show me good times.
27:45Show me happy days.
27:48Show me better ways.
27:50Sunshine
28:01Show me places
28:06Show me check-ins
28:09Show me new things
28:12Show me my wildest dreams
28:15The signs to shine
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