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00:02Previously on The Big C
00:03You're just like your dad
00:04Does that mean you're gonna kick me out of the house soon too?
00:07Call me when you give a shit again
00:08To tell you the truth, I haven't told anyone about being sick
00:11What kind of cancer do you have?
00:24It's so hard to turn your life forward
00:33Step out of your comfort zone
00:43Is this some kind of a joke?
00:46Will someone wake me up soon?
00:50And tell me this was just a game we played
00:55Call life
01:05I'm sorry, I don't understand
01:07The money that I've been depositing every week for the last 20 years into my 401k?
01:13I would like to have it
01:15By cashing out your account before retirement
01:17You'll be forfeiting nearly half your money
01:20It's just not recommended
01:21And what is retirement age?
01:2365
01:24Yeah, I'm gonna need that money
01:27I was watching Susie Orman this morning
01:30She was preaching that same old tired mantra
01:32Save for a rainy day
01:33And I realized it could rain any day
01:35So I decided to come down here
01:38Get my money
01:39And just spend it
01:41Just spend it?
01:43On what?
01:44I don't know
01:47Also, a little none of your business
01:50You're sure this is what you want?
01:52Oh, no
01:53There's very little I'm sure of anymore
01:55So, what do you say?
01:57Should we do this?
02:11Okay, we'll start the paperwork
02:13And have the money in your account
02:15Within the hour
02:16That's great, Alan
02:17Thank you
02:22There's something wrong with you
02:24Yes, I know
02:26That's why I'm doing this
02:32Hey, sweetie, you ready to go?
02:38I'm sick
02:39How was the job interview?
02:41I decided not to go today
02:43Adam, it's called a summer job
02:45Because it's summer
02:46I don't want to hand out
02:47Yogurt samples in the mall
02:48For minimum wage
02:49You're right
02:50You really should be focusing
02:51On middle management
02:54Where'd you get that?
02:55Dad got it for me
03:01What is your dad doing?
03:04Uh, playing rugby
03:05And no
03:06He does not know
03:06He looks ridiculous
03:07All right, you are not going to sit around
03:08And play video games all summer
03:10Just go wait in the car
03:14Paul, what are you doing?
03:16You're going to kill yourself
03:180.7 seconds
03:19It's a new unsupportive record
03:20Rugby?
03:22Why are you doing this?
03:23Because it's fun
03:24And I want to
03:25You're a 45-year-old man
03:26Who bruises like a peach
03:27You wear a knee brace
03:29Under your dockers
03:30Can't kick me out of the house
03:31And tell me what to do
03:33So figure it out, Kath
03:34All right, and this?
03:35If Adam wants a video game
03:37He can get a job
03:38And buy it himself
03:39Or he can wait until he's 65
03:41And do whatever he wants
03:42With his money
03:43But you are not allowed
03:43To be the popular parent
03:44Look, I got my son
03:46Who I miss
03:47A present, okay?
03:49I'm sorry if I missed
03:50The acceptable gift chapter
03:51In the banned parent handbook
03:52Oh my God
03:56Is that rugby slut?
03:58I think he prefers Tina now
04:00She dated
04:01And I used that term loosely
04:02The entire rugby team
04:04Like 20 years ago
04:05And here she is
04:07Still at it
04:08Camel toe and all
04:10She's a fan, Kath
04:11It's not a crime
04:12To like something
04:13You should try it sometime
04:18Kathy Jameson
04:19Oh, I knew that was you
04:21It's good to see you
04:23Wow, you haven't changed a bit
04:26I wish I could just
04:27Find that one look
04:28That worked for me
04:28And just stick with it
04:31I see you're still
04:32Supporting the rugby team
04:34Oh, yeah
04:35What can I say
04:36I love it
04:38And it's great to see
04:39Pauly back at it
04:41Pauly?
04:43Oh, right
04:45Paul
04:47Pauly
04:53Hey, how do you like your car?
04:56Because I was looking
04:57At one of those
04:57But then my sister
04:58Said it's a mom-gar
05:02But of course you're a mom
05:03So
05:06It's really good to see you, Tina
05:08Hey, you too
05:16You're crazy
05:18Am I?
05:19I'm dying, Marlene
05:22401ks are for people
05:23Who get to spend
05:24Their retirement money
05:25On Alaskan cruises
05:26And taking RVs
05:27Across the country
05:28Well, what about me?
05:29What do I get?
05:31A hangover
05:31From this
05:32Foo-foo
05:32Bubbly drink
05:33Hey
05:34This
05:35Is a
05:36$450
05:37Bottle of champagne
05:38The best there is
05:40I always wanted to know
05:41What expensive champagne
05:42Tasted like
05:43Now I do
05:44I never saw the point
05:45In spending money
05:46On stuff that didn't last
05:47My husband, Eddie
05:48Had a hard-on
05:49For tropical fish
05:50Had a big old tank
05:52And spent damn good money
05:53Filling it with goofy-looking
05:55Fish with fancy names
05:56Stupid things died
05:58About as fast
05:59As he could get them in there
05:59Well
06:00Good for him, I say
06:02He'd sit in front of that tank
06:04And just smile
06:05Like some retarded kid
06:07Don't say retarded
06:08Come on, Marlene
06:10Is there anything
06:11You ever wanted to buy
06:12For yourself
06:12Just because?
06:14Never much thought about it
06:15I guess
06:16Well, you should
06:17And you know
06:18What's ironic
06:18Here I've been
06:19This coupon-cutting saver
06:21And yet
06:22I've raised a lazy son
06:24Who's never even
06:24Had a summer job
06:25Sometimes kids
06:26Just need a swift
06:27Kick in the pants
06:29Well, I'm running
06:30Out of time
06:30For kicks in the pants
06:31And what time we do have
06:33I'd rather not spend
06:34Screaming
06:34And slamming doors
06:35In each other's faces
06:38What the hell is that?
06:41Oh!
06:42It's my RV!
06:54Sean!
06:56Sean!
06:57Sean!
06:57What are you doing here?
06:58Recycling your recycling
07:00Um, by the way
07:02This kind of plastic
07:03Doesn't break down
07:05Sorry
07:06Things don't get recycled
07:07Because you feel guilty
07:08Throwing them
07:09In the trash
07:11Oh, my sweet Satan
07:13Is this weapon yours?
07:15Yeah
07:15I just bought it
07:17Just walked onto a lot
07:20And bought it
07:21I wanted to do something
07:23How you doing, gas whore?
07:24Impulsive
07:24Do you understand?
07:26You feeling good about yourself
07:27Gas whore?
07:28This is the first major purchase
07:30That I have made
07:31Without consulting
07:32Consumer reports
07:34For three months beforehand
07:35And then agonizing
07:36That I've made a mistake
07:37For three months afterwards
07:40Wait a minute
07:42Why are you here
07:44In my neighborhood?
07:45You've never recycled
07:47My recyclables
07:48Did you come here
07:49To see me?
07:50Or are you in need
07:51Of a cyst fix?
07:53So I came to visit
07:54My sister's
07:54Oh, fucking sue me
07:55Oh, relax
07:56You know I always love
07:57To see you
07:59What's wrong?
07:59Oh, my tooth
08:00Screwed up
08:01That's not good
08:03Go to my dentist
08:04I'll pay for it
08:05No, thank you
08:06Seriously, Sean
08:07It could be infected
08:08Oh, it's definitely infected
08:09You should smell what I taste
08:11She's sexy
08:13I'm sure Daphne
08:14Wants you to see a dentist
08:15She doesn't care
08:16We broke up
08:17She got all weepy on me
08:18And wanted to be exclusive
08:19But it's cool
08:20It's cool
08:21Got a couple other fish
08:22On the line
08:22I'm just not ready
08:23To throw back
08:26Just go to the dentist, Sean
08:27No
08:28I'm not gonna suddenly
08:29Buy into the system
08:30Because I'm experiencing
08:31Some minor discomfort
08:33When the illegal immigrant
08:34Who has to choose
08:35Between a trip to the doctor
08:36And feeding her kids
08:37Can go
08:37I'll think about it
08:38Still scared of the dentist, huh?
08:40I'm not scared, Kathy
08:42I'm righteous and indignant
08:43Fine
08:44Whatever you need
08:45To tell yourself
08:47Now, just step away
08:49From the car
08:50And you let me enjoy
08:51My frivolous purchase
08:52I didn't know
08:54You knew how to drive a stick
08:55A stick?
08:57Oh, shit
09:21So what?
09:22We're taking our appointments
09:23At Captain Red's Lobster Grill now, huh?
09:25I'm sorry
09:26I have a new car
09:27And this parking lot
09:28Is a lot easier to park in
09:30Than your structure
09:30And cheaper, I might add
09:32Oh
09:35Let's get you a drink
09:36The house Chardonnay
09:38It's a little stale
09:39But fruity
09:40If you're into fruity
09:42I can't
09:43I have appointments
09:44This afternoon
09:45How are you feeling?
09:47Any pain?
09:48Normal appetite?
09:49Starving
09:50I brought your latest blood results
09:53Everything looks stable
09:54You are putting me off my lunch
09:57You're gonna whip out your stethoscope
09:59And listen to my heart, too?
10:01I was gonna
10:02But we can skip it
10:03Can't we be a little less doctor patient
10:06And a little more
10:08Did you see our server's bangs?
10:10Oh, come on
10:11Give me something juicy
10:13Did you tell anyone they were dying today?
10:15Did they cry?
10:17It's all dark, don't you think?
10:18Sorry
10:18It says other people's bad news
10:21Makes me feel better
10:22It's called schadenfreude
10:27Schadenfreude
10:29I would never know that word
10:31If it didn't totally fuck me
10:32On the crosswords last week
10:35Oh, it's so sad
10:37That poor lobster
10:38Can hardly turn around in that tank
10:40Given that his next destination
10:41Is a boiling pot of water
10:43I'd say he's got it pretty good
10:44No, but seriously
10:45One day you're crawling around
10:47The bottom of the ocean
10:47Taking life for granted
10:49The next day you walk into a trap
10:51You find yourself in a
10:52Tiny glass prison
10:54Waiting to die
10:55What kind of crappy luck is that?
10:58Excuse me
10:59Yeah?
11:00How much is the big lobster in the tank?
11:02And before you say anything
11:04I will give you
11:05Two hundred dollars for him
11:07But I need him live
11:08I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed
11:10To sell the lobsters live
11:11Three hundred dollars
11:14I'm sorry, but I can't
11:15She's joking
11:16You're joking, right?
11:17Not so much
11:19If I can't have my lobster
11:21Then I will drink
11:22To forget him
11:23If you keep this glass full
11:25I will give you
11:27Fifty dollars
11:28Yes, ma'am
11:30This is to get your bangs fixed
11:35Jesus, Kenny
11:36What are you doing with all the cash?
11:38I don't know
11:41But the day is young
11:43Right winger Jacques Levant
11:44Has walked away
11:45From the Chicago team
11:47Bowling
11:47He will not play again
11:48Unless he is trained
11:49In the 32-year
11:5011-year veteran
11:54Damn it!
12:06Everything the salesman offered
12:08I bought
12:08You know
12:09Heated seats?
12:10Sure
12:11Navigation system?
12:13You bet
12:13Turbo compressor?
12:16I don't even know
12:17What the hell that is
12:17But why not?
12:19Hmm
12:21What's the hmm?
12:23I was just thinking
12:26It's common for people
12:27With terminal illness
12:28To do impulsive things
12:30Like I've heard of patients
12:31Going gorilla trekking
12:32In Africa
12:32Or flying in a suborbital
12:34Space flight
12:35Running with the pulse
12:36Pamplona
12:36Jesus
12:37Dying people have great ideas
12:39Please
12:40Please don't go running
12:42With the bulls
12:43All right
12:43You know
12:44Start with something smaller
12:44Like chickens
12:48You're funny
12:50So why a convertible?
12:53Amanda Montgomery
12:56This girl in high school
12:58This girl in high school
12:58She was one of those
12:58Perfect girls
13:00She drove a cherry red convertible
13:03Every morning when she'd pull into the parking lot
13:05Wearing these impossibly hard to walk in clogs
13:09Everything about her seemed effortless
13:11She had life by the balls
13:13She knew she was going to get whatever she wanted
13:16I bought that car
13:17Because I wanted to know
13:18What it would feel
13:20Like to be her
13:22To know that anything was possible
13:24I want more pie
13:25Where's bangy?
13:29Shit
13:29I'm late for an appointment
13:30You're a doctor
13:31Aren't you always late for appointments?
13:33No
13:33I'm meeting a realtor
13:35You're going house hunting?
13:36Yeah
13:38I love house hunting
13:39I mean it's so
13:40It's so voyeuristic
13:42Take me with you
13:42No, I don't
13:43Look, I will pay you $800
13:45Stop doing that
13:46So you'll take me for free?
13:51Yes
13:51Yeah
13:51But just mostly
13:52So I can keep an eye on you
13:54Here, you drive my new car
13:56Just pull it around while I pee
13:59Last chance for a urine sample
14:08What are you?
14:09Kathy
14:10Did you just go?
14:11Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
14:14Hey
14:15Get back here
14:19Yeah
14:23Dude, this is so cool
14:24I read online about this lady
14:26Who had an infected tooth
14:27And a handgun
14:27And she shot it out
14:29You want to be cool?
14:30I once saw a guy
14:31Amping on meth
14:31Cut off his toes
14:33Because he thought
14:33They were eating his feet
14:35Yeah
14:36Oh, P.S. buddy
14:37Don't do drugs
14:38Go easy with those pliers though
14:40I don't want you fucking up my enamel
14:42Seriously?
14:43Yeah
14:43This smile gets me a lot of tail
14:46Since my mom took away my video game
14:48It's the most fun I've had all day
14:49Alright
14:50Focus
14:52Sorry
14:58Motherfucking fucker
14:59Oh, son of a con
15:03Fucking ass liquor
15:04You just made it fucking worse
15:06Oh, I begged your parents
15:07Not to have you circumcised
15:09Now I wish I'd done it myself
15:12Oh
15:13God
15:14Damn
15:19Jesus
15:19Can Scarlett O'Hara come out and play?
15:23Right
15:23It's a little big
15:24But
15:25I'm not gonna be single forever
15:26And by my projections
15:28I'm hoping to double the size of my practice
15:29The next ten years
15:32The house that cancer built
15:34Your own little melihoma
15:36That's terrible
15:38Thank you
15:41Dr. Mauer
15:42It's good to see you
15:43Oh, what a beautiful car
15:44That's mine
15:45That's mine
15:46It's
15:46It's
15:47It's new
15:47It's
15:50It's convertible
15:51Obviously
15:54Vivian, this is
15:55Amanda
15:55Amanda Montgomery
15:57Nice to meet you, Amanda
15:58This is great
16:00It's always better
16:00It's always better when a couple
16:01Can tour a house together
16:02Oh, no
16:03We're not crazy about the lawn
16:04But we have a landscaper
16:05Who can work miracles
16:08Shall we?
16:12I'm a young doctor's girlfriend
16:15The house dates back to the turn of the century
16:18It was completely remodeled in 2009
16:204,200 square feet
16:22Five bedrooms
16:24And
16:25Not that it's any of my business
16:27But I hope you two are planning on children
16:30Oh
16:31I think we could have some kids
16:34There's a game room in the basement
16:36A wine cellar
16:37And Amanda
16:37There is closet space galore
16:39Lord knows I need it
16:41Todd is always saying to me
16:43My closets need closets
16:45She loves her clothes
16:48Wait, do you see the backyard?
16:49There is the most gorgeous saltwater pool
16:52Something stunning
16:53The dining room
16:56What sort of medicine do you practice, Dr. Maurer?
16:59He's an oncologist
17:00Summa cum laude, University of Michigan
17:04I saw your diploma in your office
17:07I also saw that picture of you and your fraternity brothers
17:10It's a little gay man's course
17:12Do you work, Amanda?
17:14I used to
17:15But Todd's income allows me the opportunity
17:18To really focus on my charity work
17:19Oh
17:20What kind of charity do you do?
17:23I have a foundation
17:25That raises money
17:26To build schools in Africa
17:28For young women
17:30Oh, how wonderful
17:31It is
17:32You're gonna love the kitchen
17:33Do you like to cook, Amanda?
17:35Oh, she loves it
17:36You know, Amanda actually spent some time
17:38At Le Cordon Bleu
17:43Nice
17:44Viking appliances
17:46Granite countertops
17:48Hardwood cherry cabinets with mahogany finish
17:52It's beautiful
17:56Imagine the meals that I could cook for you in here, Todd
18:00Baking, boiling, steaming, poaching
18:05Everything hot I know you like
18:09Um
18:12There's a walk-in pantry in here
18:13I think you'd like to see
18:15Just that
18:18Really?
18:20Yeah
18:20Thank you
18:21Oh
18:24At that
18:25Isn't that the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?
18:28That's a pool you can float in
18:30When I was a kid
18:31I would lie on my back
18:32For hours in our pool
18:34Just floating
18:36Just feeling nothing
18:37And everything
18:39It's like you were weightless
18:40And
18:42Time stands still
18:44That would be nice, wouldn't it?
18:46For time to stand still
18:53Come on, let's go
18:58What's going on here?
19:00Uh, I'm looking for this boy's parents
19:02They're out, what do you do?
19:03He got caught trying to shoplift the video game system from Walmart
19:06It's his first offense, so the store's not pressing charges
19:08Next time he won't be so lucky
19:10Thank you, officer
19:12I'll deal with it
19:13And you are?
19:15I'm his grandma
19:16Wait, what?
19:17No, she was
19:17Hey, I was embarrassed to say it as you are to hear it
19:20Well, it seems like you got this
19:25Why'd you say you were my grandma?
19:26I'm saving your mom from having to put up with her pain-in-the-ass son again
19:30Wait, wait, so you're not gonna tell her?
19:32That depends
19:32On what?
19:33On how well you clean my yard
19:34Wait, what?
19:35Are you blackmailing me?
19:36Call her what you want
19:37But I expect you at my house every day
19:40Mowing, trimming, painting
19:41I'll pay you a fair wage
19:43You'll stay out of trouble
19:44And maybe you can buy that video game you thought was important enough to steal
19:49What if I say no?
19:51Don't make me call the cops back here and tell them you pushed an old lady
19:56I'm on to your crap
20:24And this, of course, is the fabulous master bedroom
20:28With another amazing view of the
20:35Your girlfriend is in the pool with her clothes on
20:46Yeah, Amanda's going through a bit of a rough time right now
20:58Way to go, Pauly!
21:01Yeah, nice one, Pauly!
21:03You're a fucking douchebag!
21:06What the hell are you doing here?
21:07What are we playing on an ancient Indian burial ground?
21:10Is my jersey made by toddlers in Botswana?
21:14Are there endangered tree frogs in the astroturf, you dick?
21:17Look, I've been repressing a lot of anger towards you
21:20And it's giving me hemorrhoids
21:22So I kind of need to purge
21:23Now, if at any point you want to hit me
21:26I get it
21:27We both need catharsis
21:28Go back to your dumpster, Shawnee
21:30Hey, fuck you!
21:31You nine-to-five corporate piece of shit
21:34You fucking waste of oxygen!
21:37Yeah, well, you know
21:38Now you're getting a little out of line
21:39You want me to shut up?
21:41Then hit me, Pauly
21:42Oh, but you won't, will you?
21:43Because you're a fucking coward
21:45You're more than a coward, really
21:47You're a complete failure
21:49You fucked up your marriage, your life
21:51You turned my vibrant, quirky sister
21:53Into a miserably dull, lifeless zombie
21:56You're a half-ass husband
21:58A poor excuse for a father
21:59A shitty...
22:01Oh, fuck!
22:03Oh, please!
22:04It's out!
22:05It...
22:06It's out!
22:07Ha-ha!
22:08It's out!
22:09Oh, Jesus, sweet relief!
22:11What are you talking about?
22:12I've had this infected tooth
22:13I've been trying like a motherfucker
22:14To get it out
22:15But the universe was...
22:16We're fighting me on it
22:17But you, you just got it for me, buddy
22:19Thanks!
22:20You asshole!
22:21Well, no hard feelings
22:23You should know I didn't mean, uh...
22:2568% of the stuff I just said
22:28You know, I think I swallowed it
22:30When it passes
22:31I am making you an awesome tooth necklace
22:35Pauly!
22:36Pauly!
22:38Pauly!
22:39Pauly!
22:40Pauly!
22:41Pauly!
22:42Pauly!
22:42Pauly!
22:43Pauly!
22:48Pauly!
22:49I'm sorry if I screwed anything up for you back there
22:52I don't think Vivian was very pleased that I was floating in her pool
22:56Oh...
22:56I'm sure she's seen stranger things
22:58You think?
23:00No
23:03You're lucky, you know
23:05I wish I was looking for houses and starting a new life
23:09I'm sorry
23:10That was maudlin'
23:12I always get maudlin' when I'm coming off a drunk
23:18I'm sorry, Kathy
23:20For what?
23:23I just...
23:25I feel bad
23:26For me?
23:28Don't feel bad for me
23:29I had a great day
23:32I don't know, I just...
23:36I shouldn't have more of a future than you
23:38But I do have a future
23:40His name's Adam
23:42Unfortunately, he's an asshole right now
23:45I'm banking on it being a phase
23:47I think it's a phase
23:49When people change
23:50When big things happen in their lives
23:53Maybe he'll decide to become a doctor
23:56That'd be good
23:59I hope I get to meet him someday
24:01I'll invite you both to the funeral
24:07Here
24:08Thank you
24:11You should buy that house, you know
24:13You think?
24:14Yeah
24:14Fill it with kids and stuff
24:17Well
24:18We'll see what Julie thinks about that
24:21Who's Julie?
24:23My girlfriend
24:25Huh
24:26How come you didn't tell me you had a girlfriend when I was your girlfriend?
24:29Uh
24:33Huh
24:35Huh
24:37Huh
24:37Huh
24:38Huh
24:50Huh
24:52Huh
24:53Huh
24:57Oh, carefully
24:59Well, you damn monkey. That's fragile.
25:06It's great to see you back on the field, Polly.
25:10Oh, thanks. It's great to be back.
25:12It's nice to know that I can steal a clot.
25:15Way to go, platelets.
25:18I can't believe you got into it with that crazy guy.
25:22There's always something so primal and sexy about two men fighting.
25:27Well, violence is never the answer to anything, unless you win.
25:34So, are you going to join us for beers at O'Reilly's?
25:40Sure. Why not?
25:43Great. I'll save you a seat.
25:45And I will sit there.
26:01By the way, if there's one thing you can do.
26:07Hear me now.
26:09Hear me now, now.
26:12I have learned as the sun falls down on you.
26:18Hear me now.
26:20Hear me now, now.
26:22Cause we're breaking it down.
26:26We got time to kill.
26:32So, don't talk me through it.
26:37I understand it.
26:39But everything is done.
26:42Don't hold me back.
26:44I'm always waiting.
26:47But you don't know it.
26:50But everything is done.
26:53Don't hold me back.
26:57By the way, if there's one thing left to try.
27:03Hear me now.
27:06Hear me now, now.
27:08You have learned I can see it there in your eyes.
27:14Hear me now.
27:16Hear me now, now.
27:18Cause we're breaking it down.
27:22Now, we got time to kill.
27:29So, don't talk me through it.
27:33I understand it.
27:36But everything is done.
27:38Don't hold me back.
27:40I'm always waiting.
27:44But you don't know it.
27:46But everything is done.
27:49Don't hold me back.
27:54Don't hold me back.
27:59Don't hold me back.
28:04Don't hold me back.
28:09Don't hold me back.
28:13Don't hold me back.
28:14Don't hold me back.
28:14Don't hold me back.
28:15Don't hold me back.
28:16Don't hold me back.
28:16Don't hold me back.
28:16Don't hold me back.
28:17You
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