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مسلسل Dead to Me مترجم - Episode 3
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00:12Mom!
00:15Mom, Dad's here!
00:17Huh?
00:19Wait, what did you just say?
00:20Dad, come to visit me again!
00:21Okay, honey, I'm not really following you.
00:24I see a little bird.
00:26You know how Dad used to come in,
00:28wake me up for school?
00:29When you wake up for school,
00:29when I was...
00:31you know.
00:33When all the birds started coming in my window every morning,
00:35just like Dad.
00:37Oh, Boop.
00:38Hey, breakfast is almost ready.
00:40It's a frittata.
00:42Henry thinks that the bird is his dead father?
00:47That's where we're at right now?
00:50Oh, maybe it is him.
00:52I know you're into some woo-woo stuff,
00:54but you don't really think that that's his dad.
00:56We don't know.
00:57I mean, I do believe that the spirits of our loved ones
00:59can find a way to come back to us.
01:03Okay.
01:04Look at him.
01:05Come on, what's the harm?
01:06He's so happy.
01:08I guess.
01:23Before we get started,
01:25I want to say I am happy to see Jen and Doody here together.
01:29What a nice surprise.
01:31Surprise.
01:32Last time, you was really pissed at her.
01:34I was actually scared for you.
01:37All right, you know what, guys?
01:38I have an idea.
01:39Let's talk about Dad.
01:41Yes, please.
01:42Remember our rule, everyone.
01:43You only have to share what you want to share.
01:46I would like to share that I'm really grateful to Jen
01:49for her friendship and for so much more.
01:53So...
01:54That's wonderful.
01:55It just goes to show that through all this pain and tragedy,
01:58good things can happen.
02:00Anyone else?
02:01I'll go.
02:03Uh, my son has started talking to a bird that he thinks is his dead dad.
02:09Which I understand is not crazy.
02:11But thank you.
02:13I think it's sweet.
02:14And who knows?
02:16Right?
02:17Well, I mean, I think I know.
02:19But...
02:21It...
02:21It is sweet.
02:23You know, I mean, I...
02:25I want him to, you know, think what he needs to think to feel better.
02:30But it just doesn't make me feel any better.
02:33I'm really...
02:33I'm ready to not be reminded of Ted every day and everywhere I look
02:38and every conversation that I have.
02:39I'm, like, really, really tired of talking about it.
02:43You brought it up.
02:45Chen, I know it feels relentless now, but...
02:48Maybe those reminders are there for a reason.
02:50So we're forced to face our grief.
02:52Oh.
02:53I'm facing it.
02:56It's his birthday tomorrow.
02:58It is?
03:00Fifty-a.
03:02Chen.
03:04I think you should celebrate Ted's birthday.
03:07Oh, I don't.
03:08No, I'm not gonna sing happy birthday to a dead man.
03:12That's weird.
03:14Maybe you want to do something to memorialize Ted.
03:17On the first birthday after my aunt died,
03:19my family wrote messages to my aunt
03:22of all the things they never got a chance to say.
03:24And they put these messages inside balloons,
03:26and then we released them to heaven.
03:29Absolutely not.
03:30I love that.
03:32Look around.
03:33Enjoy.
03:35Hi.
03:36You see the couple over there with matching sweaters?
03:39Oh, I like you.
03:39Oh, yes.
03:40Mr. and Mrs. Talbots.
03:41Mm-hmm.
03:41Verbal offer.
03:42Fifty over asking.
03:43She loves it, and he cheated on her,
03:45so his opinion doesn't matter.
03:47Ooh!
03:49Is that Jen the closer I see?
03:51I missed her.
03:52Me too.
03:53It's nice to focus on something else.
03:54Right now.
03:56Oh.
04:00Uh-oh.
04:02The queen has arrived.
04:04Fan out, team.
04:04I want her own pictures of everything.
04:06Angelica, closets.
04:08Got it.
04:09So, you'll be talking to her.
04:10No, I just said not it.
04:11You didn't hear me.
04:12No, I don't think you said that.
04:13Yeah, I said not it first.
04:14You can talk to her in a way that no one else will.
04:16Yeah, but when I'm talking to her,
04:17I'm imagining stabbing her in the parking lot.
04:20Go home.
04:20Enjoy.
04:20I said not.
04:21Oh, I hate you.
04:24Hi, Lorna.
04:26Hi.
04:27Was that Christopher?
04:27He's paler than I remember.
04:29Yeah.
04:30So, this is a decent listing for you.
04:32Good neighborhood.
04:34Yeah.
04:34Though I hear the schools are slipping.
04:36Really, I hadn't heard that.
04:37Well, you know me.
04:39Eyes and ears everywhere.
04:41My little spies.
04:42Is the seller motivated?
04:44Yes, he is.
04:45I think we're gonna have a competitive situation.
04:48Blowing up on Zillow?
04:50Well, you priced it too low.
04:54Are we done?
04:56We should probably talk about Ted's birthday tomorrow.
05:00It must be hard on you.
05:02I'm a wreck.
05:04Actually, I'm okay.
05:05Wow.
05:06You've always been able to compartmentalize.
05:08I envy that.
05:10The floors are nice, but of course I can't.
05:13Ted was my only son.
05:14Ted was my only husband.
05:16Oh, I know.
05:17But you can always remarry.
05:20I'm his mother.
05:21I can't replace him.
05:24You know what?
05:25You should really look at the master bathroom.
05:27It is beautifully appointed.
05:29His and hers sinks?
05:31You better fucking believe it.
05:33Hmm.
05:36Oh.
05:37One more thing.
05:38Yep.
05:38I'm planning a small event for Ted's birthday at my house.
05:42No.
05:42Nothing elaborate.
05:44Just friends, work friends, acquaintances.
05:46I said no.
05:47What do you mean no?
05:49Because it's...
05:50Because, uh...
05:53Because I'm planning an event for Ted's birthday.
05:56At my house with the boys.
05:59What kind of event?
06:02A memorial.
06:04We're gonna, like...
06:08We're gonna write little messages on a piece of paper and then put them into balloons.
06:14And, you know...
06:17Float them up to the heavens.
06:19That's what we're doing.
06:21I'll be there.
06:22Don't go out of your way.
06:23See you then.
06:23Fuck.
06:27Wow.
06:29Ladies, this looks great.
06:32Agatha, I really have to compliment your sense of perspective.
06:35I'm very good.
06:36Right?
06:37Yeah.
06:37Where is it?
06:38You too.
06:39Where is it?
06:42You gotta be kidding me.
06:44There's a piece missing.
06:46What?
06:46Here, I'll let you find it.
06:48Don't get your blood pressure.
06:48The point is to work on a puzzle for a whole week and end up and the last piece is
06:53missing?
06:54I mean, this is gonna stay with me for months.
06:57God almighty!
06:58Huh?
06:59Found it.
07:00Oh.
07:01Thank you, sweetheart.
07:03Yeah.
07:04Hi, Judy.
07:11Hey.
07:13Uh, I want to talk.
07:15Hello, Abe.
07:17Hello, Steve.
07:18You asshole.
07:20Yeah.
07:21Hmm?
07:22Yeah.
07:23Okay.
07:25I thought I couldn't be within a hundred yards for you.
07:27Judy.
07:28Judy.
07:28I spoke to Jen.
07:30Super cool chick, by the way.
07:32Uh, she said something that, I don't know, kind of hit me.
07:40That made me think I went a little overboard about the restraining order, so I'm sorry.
07:45And, uh, wanted to let you know that I had it revoked.
07:50She's his wife.
07:52Who's wife?
07:54The guy we hit.
07:57We hit a deer.
07:59Well, the deer had a wife.
08:01Okay.
08:03And I befriended her, and I've been trying to tell you, but keep shutting me out.
08:06Why would you...
08:07What the fuck are you thinking?
08:09We ruined her life.
08:10Oh, Jesus, no.
08:11I made friends with her.
08:12We're friends.
08:12And I'm helping her.
08:14You know, it's the least I can do.
08:15Maybe you...
08:15Maybe there could be something good that comes out of this.
08:19Oh, my God.
08:20You are nuts.
08:22Don't do that.
08:23Sorry.
08:24It's okay.
08:27Judy, you murdered her husband.
08:29You said it was manslaughter, and it was an accident, and you were there, too.
08:34She thought it would be a great idea to invite her into both of our lives.
08:37She said, I'm in the fucking house.
08:38Which I have a lot of feelings about, by the way, because that's our accident.
08:40We are so far past that right now.
08:42Don't let me.
08:43Sorry.
08:44It's okay.
08:45Look, we had a plan, right?
08:47We were gonna lock this away and not bring it up again.
08:50No, you had a plan.
08:51I wanted to tell the truth.
08:53Judy!
08:54Is everything all right out there?
08:56Yeah, Abe.
08:57I'm fine.
08:58Thanks.
08:59Well, you let me know if you need backup.
09:01I got nothing to lose.
09:03I will.
09:06Hey, baby.
09:11Don't call me that.
09:13Force of habit.
09:15Sorry.
09:15It's okay.
09:19Judy.
09:20We can't change the past.
09:23Now, I know this has been really hard for you.
09:26I get it.
09:27But I promise you, if you tell Jenna what happened, you will only be making it worse for her.
09:31And for me.
09:33And I know you don't want that.
09:34You don't want to cause any more pain, do you?
09:37You don't know what I want.
09:39And I don't have to do your plan.
09:41You know, you're the one who left me.
09:43Judy, don't be stupid.
09:45You're not my fiance anymore.
09:47You're not even my lawyer anymore.
09:48Listen to me.
09:51Oh, look.
09:53It's my friend.
09:54Okay.
09:55Sorry.
09:55Judy.
09:57Judy!
09:58I'm at work.
10:04She just backed me into a corner.
10:06I had no choice.
10:08There's a lot of fucking pinotas in here.
10:10I'm surprised you opted for the whole balloon release thing.
10:12I thought that you thought it was too woo-woo.
10:14It is.
10:15I'm repulsed by it, actually.
10:17But there was no way I was going to let Lorna take over.
10:20I mean, she is awful.
10:22She is one of the world's great narcissists.
10:25I wish she was internationally recognized.
10:27Yes.
10:28Oh, we should have seen her at Ted's funeral.
10:30It was her finest performance.
10:34My son!
10:36My baby boy!
10:39My teddy bear!
10:47He was dreading turning 50.
10:50I thought he would have hated all this shit.
10:56I wish I could bring him back for you.
10:59I know.
11:00But you can't.
11:02Unless he knows something that I don't know.
11:07Why don't I take over?
11:09Oh, Judy, I decided to do this.
11:11I have to...
11:12No, please.
11:12Come on.
11:14Let me.
11:14I can whip something up.
11:15It's totally in my wheelhouse.
11:17Ooh.
11:18I was in until he said wheelhouse.
11:20Stop it.
11:21Come on.
11:22Really?
11:23Because I don't know if you can tell,
11:25but this store is, like, depressing the shit out of me.
11:28I got it.
11:29I swear.
11:30Lorna is going to love us so much, she's going to die.
11:33I promise.
11:39Off the computer, please.
11:43Yo, bro.
11:44Ow.
11:44That did not hurt.
11:46Please just turn it off, okay?
11:47Your grandmother's going to be here soon.
11:49I don't want.
11:50I'm sorry.
11:50What words did you just say to me?
11:53I don't want to do this memorial thing.
11:56Okay, well, you know what?
11:57Neither do I.
11:58But we're still doing it.
11:59Okay, can I go now?
12:00Because I'm in the middle of a campaign,
12:02and I'm playing with other people.
12:03What people?
12:05Game friends.
12:05Wrath of Hades is multiplayer,
12:06and, uh, we're getting slaughtered.
12:09Hmm.
12:09That sounds fun.
12:11Dad thought it was fun.
12:15He used to play with me.
12:18Of course he played with you.
12:20Yeah.
12:22His laptop's right there.
12:23If you want to give it a try or...
12:26I don't know, you probably wouldn't get it.
12:28We both know I would not.
12:30Yeah.
12:30Mom, you have to come see the backyard.
12:33Oh, my gosh.
12:34Dad is gonna love this!
12:39Okay, now let's do this.
12:48Judy, seriously?
12:50Is it okay?
12:51No, it's ridiculous.
12:53In the best way.
12:58Charlie, there's candy!
13:01I think it's good we're doing this.
13:04You know?
13:04I think it'll be good for the boys.
13:06I think it'll be good for everyone.
13:09Look who I found poking around outside your house.
13:12I wasn't poking.
13:14I noticed some dead spots on your lawn.
13:16You need a gardener, Jennifer.
13:18I'll send my mom all over.
13:19No, I'm good.
13:20You just got a third offer on Steve's house over asking.
13:23That's because you priced it too low.
13:24You could just say congratulations, you know?
13:28Congratulations!
13:33Jennifer, I must compliment you on your decorations.
13:36They're muy tasteful.
13:37Oh, well, gracias.
13:39Uh, I actually cannot take credit for any of this since decorations are all Judy.
13:44Oh.
13:45You hire well.
13:47That's also a skill.
13:48Oh, Jesus Christ, Lorna.
13:48I didn't hire her.
13:50She isn't your housegirl?
13:53No, Judy is a friend of mine who is living with us.
13:56Why didn't I know about this?
13:58You know, Judy, when can we get this balloon thing going?
14:00Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:01Before I, uh...
14:03Come on, everybody!
14:03...stab this...
14:04Everybody get together here.
14:05So, the idea is you write down something that you wish you'd gotten the chance to say to Ted or
14:13your dad when he was still here.
14:16Something you'd like him to know.
14:17And we'll release them to his spirit in the sky.
14:23When you're ready, you roll up your message and work it into the balloon's hole.
14:32Okay.
14:33I don't know how I'm supposed to fit a lifetime of feeling onto one tiny piece of paper.
14:41Mommy, aren't you gonna write one?
14:42Yes, of course, ma'am.
14:45Oh, Judy, you have to write one, too.
14:47And say what?
14:48She never met him.
14:50My son!
14:53My baby boy!
14:55My teddy bear!
15:15I'm just, uh...
15:18Yeah, I'm, uh...
15:18I'm working in here, I'm working in.
15:22Mm-hmm.
15:24Sorry.
15:25Okay.
15:26It's working.
15:27It's working.
15:29It's working.
15:46It's working.
15:49I don't know.
16:35Oh, my God.
16:38Oh, hi.
16:40You're very pretty.
16:42Oh, thank you.
16:44You're a very curious kind of person, aren't you?
16:48Where did she find you?
16:51Uh, at a grief support group thing.
16:57Friends of Heaven.
16:58I see.
17:00You were homeless at the time.
17:03Come again?
17:04Jennifer told me you were living here with her and the boys.
17:07Seems very quick.
17:08So I assumed you must have been in need.
17:16Jen's just a very generous person.
17:30Is there anything else?
17:34Or do you want a glass of wine?
17:36You know, Ted was a musician, naturally gifted.
17:40But his true job was as a stay-at-home father.
17:43He did the majority of the parenting.
17:46Mothering never came naturally to Jennifer.
17:49That's not true.
17:51Jen is a wonderful mother.
17:54Well, now who's being generous?
18:01Would you mind helping me with something?
18:11Happy birthday to Ted.
18:16Happy birthday to Ted.
18:21Happy birthday, dear Ted.
18:25Happy birthday to Ted.
18:30Wow, Lorna, I mean, this cake is wonderfully specific.
18:33Hmm.
18:34Well, it's Teddy's christening portrait.
18:37I have a client who creates them.
18:39She's phenomenal.
18:40Should we do the balloons?
18:41Yeah.
18:42What are you, like, one at a time?
18:43I think we do them all at once.
18:46And then we have a quiet moment of reflection as they drift away.
18:50I could say a prayer.
18:51No.
18:54Ugh, fine.
18:56Yeah?
18:56Yeah, fine.
18:58Just hold my hand.
19:00Oh, we're holding?
19:02All right.
19:04Heavenly Father, you showed us where two or more are gathered.
19:08You are always with us.
19:10We gather here today to celebrate Ted.
19:15Hello?
19:18Sorry to interrupt the party.
19:19We rang the doorbell.
19:21Uh, Mrs. Harding, can we have a word?
19:23Oh, yeah.
19:27Hi.
19:28Did you find something?
19:30Okay, I have been here before.
19:32Is this about my son?
19:34Did you find the lunatic who was driving the car?
19:39No, ma'am.
19:40We should talk inside.
19:42This is actually about the car you called me about the other day.
19:45And then what about it?
19:47Someone took a golf club to it.
19:49Did they?
19:51Obviously, it's a bit of a coincidence that you called, let's go with,
19:54screaming at me about the exact same car right before it was...
19:57You know what?
19:57I'm so...
19:58Gosh, I'm so sorry.
20:00Uh, just this is not really a great time.
20:02Just we're...
20:03We're having a birthday party for my dead husband.
20:07Oh, it's really nice you're doing something.
20:09Mrs. Harding, I have a heavily vandalized car,
20:12and although I have a bit of a hunch,
20:13I need to know who...
20:15You know what I need to know?
20:16I need to know who killed my husband.
20:18All right, so what?
20:19So some car gets fucked up,
20:21and you come after me?
20:23Okay, that's not fair.
20:24Fair?
20:24Lady, there is a murderer on the loose,
20:26and you guys have done nothing.
20:28You want to talk about fair?
20:29I want to talk about where you were two nights ago,
20:31and it's detective, not lady.
20:33Oh, God, so on you.
20:34You come here because some dickhead
20:36lost his windshield, detective.
20:39Well, I lost my husband.
20:40Okay, just tell me who...
20:41You tell me who did it.
20:44Who did it?
20:46Who did it?
20:49I did it.
20:55It was me.
20:59I destroyed that Corvette.
21:01I saw the guy speeding,
21:02and he could have hurt someone,
21:04and then Jen was so upset,
21:05so I went out,
21:06and I found that car all by myself,
21:09and just...
21:11I went nuts on it.
21:17All right.
21:18Nuts.
21:22Hey.
21:22Hey, I'll be right behind you, okay?
21:24No, stay.
21:24No, I'm not gonna let you sit
21:25in some police station.
21:26I have a lawyer.
21:27I'll be fine.
21:28Please, go do the balloons.
21:29I'm okay.
21:33Watch this again.
21:34This is a nice car.
21:38You okay?
21:39I will be.
21:40I'll be this.
21:42You invited a violent criminal
21:44into your home.
21:45She's not a criminal, Lorna.
21:47She's a confessed violent criminal
21:49living under your roof
21:51with my grandchildren.
21:52Well, you know what?
21:53She actually lives in the guest house,
21:54so technically she lives
21:55under Ted's roof.
21:55And what would Ted say?
21:57I don't know, Lorna.
21:58I can't ask him that question,
21:59but my friend is not a criminal, okay?
22:03She's the only person
22:04who has been here for me,
22:06the only person that doesn't make me feel
22:08like I am failing at everything,
22:10including being a widow.
22:12She cares about me.
22:14She cares about the boys.
22:15And so what?
22:16So she...
22:18She smashed up a car.
22:20You know what?
22:20Sometimes you just snap!
22:23Okay, wow.
22:24How dare you?
22:28Hey, boys.
22:30Get in here.
22:30Punch that cake.
22:31It's really fun.
22:32Are you sure?
22:33I'm sure.
22:34I'm sure I want you
22:34to come destroy the cake.
22:35I don't want to punch the cake.
22:37That's my sweet boy.
22:38I want Judy to come back.
22:40Well, you know what?
22:40Judy would want you
22:41to punch the cake.
22:42Come on.
22:43Get in here.
22:43Let's do this.
22:46There you go.
22:47Get in there.
22:47Oh, wow.
22:48Yeah, yeah.
22:49Beat it up.
22:53Of all the days
22:55you picked this one
22:56to hurt me?
22:57You know what?
22:58Lighten up, Lorna.
22:59Look.
23:00It's a birthday party.
23:01I thought you said
23:02it was a memorial.
23:03Well, you know what?
23:04I remember.
23:05Hmm.
23:07That I loved Ted.
23:09And he loved me.
23:11And we had
23:12a really good marriage.
23:13And the only reason
23:15we ever had any problems
23:16was because of you.
23:21We both know
23:22your marriage
23:24was far from perfect.
23:26You don't know anything
23:27about my marriage.
23:30He called me
23:31the night he died.
23:33Ted called me.
23:34Shall we talk
23:35about that?
23:39Go home.
23:40Or not.
23:45And the golf club
23:46you used on the car,
23:47where did you get it?
23:49I don't remember.
23:51You an avid golfer?
23:53No.
23:54So you just
23:55carry around
23:56a golf club
23:56at night
23:57nowhere near
23:57a golf course
23:58just in case
23:58you find something
23:59you might want
24:00to smash with it?
24:01Yes.
24:02Yes, exactly.
24:06All right.
24:07Miss Hale,
24:09let me remind you
24:10that you are
24:10confessing to a criminal act.
24:12If you didn't do it,
24:13it would be
24:13in your best interest
24:15to tell me now.
24:16So,
24:16I'm going to ask you again.
24:18Did you do it?
24:25I did it.
24:33I did it.
24:37And you have no idea
24:38how sorry I am.
24:43Lord,
24:44make me an instrument
24:46of your peace.
24:47Where there is hatred,
24:48let me sow love.
24:50Where there is injury,
24:52pardon.
24:54Where there is darkness,
24:56light.
24:58For it is in giving
24:59that we receive.
25:01It is in pardoning
25:02that we are pardoned.
25:04It is in dying
25:05that we are born
25:06to eternal life.
25:08Amen.
25:10All right,
25:10let's, uh,
25:11let's release the balloons,
25:12guys, okay?
25:14In three,
25:15two,
25:16one,
25:17go.
25:27So, is that it?
25:28Yep, I think so.
25:30I thought something
25:31magical would happen.
25:34It's just not
25:34that kind of day, Boop.
25:42You know what you're
25:43going to say.
25:44Are you trying
25:44to get caught?
25:45No.
25:46Okay, but then please,
25:47you don't have to follow
25:48every impulse.
25:49It is possible
25:50to have a bad idea.
25:51Okay, thank you
25:51for coming.
25:52I was at dinner
25:53with my parents.
25:54I had to lie
25:54and tell them
25:55my tummy hurt.
25:56You could have come up
25:56with a better lie.
25:57You're 44.
25:58Well, I panicked,
25:59okay?
25:59You almost gave me
26:00a heart attack.
26:01Well, it really
26:02wasn't very pleasant
26:03for me either.
26:04No, you didn't like
26:04jail.
26:05Try prison.
26:05I know.
26:07Oh, God.
26:10I appreciate you
26:11taking care of it.
26:17Listen, whether we like
26:19it or not, we are both
26:20in this thing together.
26:24I'm sorry.
26:25I'm sorry.
26:29You're right.
26:30I can't tell her.
26:32I don't want to make
26:33anyone's life any worse.
26:34Hey.
26:36Baby.
26:38Will you just listen
26:39to me?
26:40Trust me.
26:42We'll all be okay.
26:45Okay.
26:47I got you.
26:50I got you.
26:53Oh.
27:11Oh, look who's back.
27:39Happy birthday, baby.
27:43I miss you.
27:49Just...
27:51Just wanted to say
27:52that...
27:52Okay, fine.
27:53It's trying a thing.
27:54Fuck you, too.
27:55Oh...
27:56Oh.
28:03Oh.
28:12Oh.
28:19Oh, oh.
28:32I don't know.
28:54I don't know.
29:31I don't know.
30:00I don't know.
30:12I don't know.
30:41I don't know.
31:04I don't know.
31:39I don't know.
31:41I don't know.
32:20I don't know.
32:48I don't know.
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