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00:02Previously on The Big C.
00:04How's your husband feel?
00:05I haven't told him yet.
00:06Tell someone, Kathy.
00:08Hi, Kathy. It's Dr. Maurer.
00:09Who's that?
00:10I've been meaning to talk to you about something.
00:12This is what you mean by fun? A little doctor fun on the side?
00:15Is that why I'm sleeping on my sister's couch?
00:17Your dad isn't living here because I only wanted to raise one kid and I chose you.
00:20And from now on, I'm going to raise you so hard your head's going to spit.
00:23I'll pay you a hundred bucks for every pound you lose.
00:26You don't have permits for this job. One of your neighbors complained.
00:28Which one?
00:29You're a pain in the ass.
00:30Well, guess who's not going to swim in my pool?
00:32I want to be the one to spill the fruit punch.
00:34But you're not the spilling the fruit punch type.
00:36I'm going to burn my couch in the backyard on Friday.
00:39You're starting to get your weird back, sis.
00:40You have no idea.
00:47It's so hard to turn your life over.
00:56Step out of your comfort zone.
01:05Is this some kind of a joke?
01:09Will someone wake me up soon?
01:13And tell me this was just a game we played
01:30You're never going to pick them up, are you?
01:32I've been asking you to hang up your clothes since you could dress yourself, but you never do.
01:38So, eventually, I pick them up because it's easier.
01:42But now, I feel guilty that by allowing you to be a slob has done you a disservice.
01:47I'm trying to sleep, and what's worse, I've done a disservice to your future wife.
01:53What are you talking about?
01:54I'm a teacher who can't teach my son the importance of basic neatness and courtesy.
02:03It's almost funny, isn't it?
02:05Not really.
02:08What?
02:10Mom, what are you doing?
02:15What's that smell?
02:22Mom!
02:24What are you doing?
02:26I'm burning the couch.
02:27I've always hated it, and now it's gone.
02:30You think God I'm going to soccer game tomorrow?
02:33Because you're crazy.
02:35Do me a favor.
02:36Let's get parents' weekend.
02:38Hey, you want to track Uncle Sean down with me later, and maybe we could...
02:43I love you, Adam!
02:45What the hell are you burning?
02:48I got ashes floating in my coffee cup, and my tongue tastes like a Marlboro.
02:54It'll be out in a minute, Marlene.
02:55You can't just burn a fire in a residential neighborhood without a permit.
02:59Why don't you just call the cops on me like you did when I tried to make this my pool?
03:03Now I get to wait three months for those permits.
03:06It should be done by Christmas, though, which will make my pool more of an ice rink.
03:10Why don't you come on by for a skate?
03:12You'd like me to break my hip, wouldn't you?
03:16You want to come in for some coffee, Marlene?
03:18I'll make a fresh pot.
03:20No.
03:22No, thank you.
03:24Kathy!
03:25Kathy!
03:38You gained two pounds, Andrea.
03:40Fuck that.
03:41I've been starving myself all week.
03:43Don't say fuck.
03:44And don't starve yourself.
03:46That always backfires.
03:48So does binge eating.
03:50But then at least I get to fall asleep with a taste of frosting in my mouth.
03:54Do you do any exercise?
03:55All the time.
03:57I'm training for a triathlon right now.
03:59These are my running shoes.
04:01Well, research shows that you get just as much out of walking as jogging.
04:06By research, do you mean Glamour magazine?
04:08Because I read that article, too.
04:09Just walk.
04:11Walk around the track or up and down the street or in place.
04:16Just walk.
04:18For a hundred bucks a pound, I'll do it.
04:21But I'm pretty sure another bikini season will pass me by.
04:24Bikinis are cruel to almost everyone.
04:27I guess that's why naked Nancy lets it all hang out.
04:30Who's naked Nancy?
04:32You never been to the roof?
04:34Hmm.
04:59Mr. Edelman!
05:01Sorry!
05:02Put that away!
05:04Yep.
05:05Just checking the A.C.
05:13So, what kind of time frame are we talking about?
05:17I couldn't say for sure.
05:18Ballpark it.
05:19I need to plan my clothing allowance.
05:20Well, melanoma can be tricky.
05:22You know, it can take a lot of different paths.
05:23But at least a year, right?
05:25I would think.
05:26A year and a half?
05:27Possible.
05:28Three to five?
05:31We can hope.
05:34You're sure they didn't come up with a cure this week?
05:36You'd call me right away if they did.
05:38Don't give that job to a lazy nurse.
05:40We've talked about the clinical trials.
05:41We've discussed interleukin-2.
05:43But I just remember you saying there's no really effective treatment.
05:47That's still true?
05:50Sorry.
05:52The silver lining is, I'll be gone before my wrinkles get too deep.
05:56See you later, eye cream.
05:58Let's open up your oven and take a look.
06:02I know you mean that clinically, but I still somehow, I feel like I'm cheating on my husband.
06:07He's actually never seen me naked under fluorescence.
06:10I don't think he's ever seen me in direct light of any kind.
06:13Well, I've seen you inside and out, so there's no need to feel uncomfortable.
06:17I saw someone sunbathing naked today.
06:19She was in her backyard, but still.
06:22I mean, what if the gas guy walked back there to check the meter?
06:26Some kid looked over a fence looking for his ball.
06:29I mean, that's what I'd be thinking.
06:30Yeah, well, I hope she was wearing sunscreen because it's a lot of sensitive skin exposed.
06:37It's probably just a body to you.
06:40What do you mean?
06:41It's part of your job, isn't it?
06:42Touching and staring at people's bodies, so...
06:45Well, I don't know.
06:46I like that the guy still has some healthy subjectivity.
06:51What do you think?
06:55Compared to the thousands you've seen.
06:57Come on.
06:58Don't make me do this.
06:59You can't hurt my feelings.
07:02Bring it.
07:04Kathy, uh...
07:07You're, you're, you're well above average.
07:10For my age.
07:12No, for any age.
07:13Believe me.
07:15Believe me.
07:15Because, you know, I've seen, and you have, well...
07:21You have an awesome rack.
07:26I have an awesome rack?
07:32You say rack?
07:35Really?
07:36Why do I feel like that comment could cost me my medical license?
07:39Don't worry about it.
07:41With any luck, you only have about 18 months to feel guilty about it.
07:44Lucky for you.
07:46Not so lucky for me.
07:49I'll be right back.
07:54I'll be right back.
08:00I'll be right back.
08:00I'll be right back.
08:02I'll be right back.
08:03I'll be right back.
08:04I'll be right back.
08:04I'll be right back.
08:05I'll be right back.
08:05I'll be right back.
08:06I'll be right back.
08:06I'll be right back.
08:06I'll be right back.
08:06I'll be right back.
08:07I'll be right back.
08:08I'll be right back.
08:09I'll be right back.
08:10I'll be right back.
08:19kathy paul if you're in the middle of affair sex right now could you please put your clothes on
08:24so we can talk sorry for yelling i didn't want to barge in on you and your lover out of
08:31respect
08:32i'm big on respect let's get a dictionary look that word up for you i'm not having an affair
08:36paul that's what everybody who has an affair says in the beginning trust me i wouldn't even know how
08:40to get an affair started sure you would same way you got me just woke up to some guy telling
08:44me
08:44has food in his teeth and let the sparks fly so who's this doctor then it's my dermatologist paul
08:57he just was checking in after he burned some stuff off i got a little woozy then we need some
09:02help
09:02figuring this out because i don't get it i don't get why i'm not living in my own house
09:07i don't get i don't get why i'm so friggin thirsty all the time
09:12it must be the adult onset diabetes i can't get enough to drink
09:21that's why
09:24huh
09:26whenever you get anything out of the cabinet you leave the door open every single time and me asking
09:32you to shut them hasn't worked and it doesn't seem fair to keep getting angry or resenting you for it
09:37it's like adam not picking up his clothes and now all those hours adding up to days that i've spent
09:42closing cabinet doors and picking up clothes i now desperately want back
09:47so that's why
09:51that's as clear as i can make it
09:54we need therapy
09:56you know tony that guy in hr with the mail order bride
10:01he recommends this therapist who helps save his marriage therapy doesn't sound like a good time
10:07to me oh come on kathy you owe me this at least
10:12please
10:16okay
10:18thank you
10:20so uh you want to call or should i call
10:25i'll call let me call
10:30it's hot today isn't it it's actually three degrees hotter today in minneapolis than it was
10:35one year ago and you know why global warming baby
10:40if you buy one of these gas guzzlers you are just part of the problem
10:49nice weapon of mass destruction you're driving
10:51put on some clothes
10:54you're not as hot as you think you are
10:55what did you say i can't hear you
11:00adam's cleaning out his closets
11:01he's probably going to be two inches taller by the time he gets back from camp
11:05here
11:08you want any of these
11:10too young
11:11too ugly
11:14made in a sweatshop by taiwanese infants
11:16nice going sis
11:19these could work
11:21oh my god
11:24i saw my brother's penis
11:25somebody shoot me in the eye
11:27god nobody noticed nobody cares
11:29but they could have
11:31i mean they're like a hundred people here
11:33people don't care that much about other people in general
11:35if they did they wouldn't be destroying the world we all live in
11:40andrea
11:45what are you doing
11:46i'm walking
11:48and eating chips
11:49i walked the loot from home and i got hungry
11:51you told me i have to starve myself
11:53all right
11:53i'm sean
11:55well i generally like your look
11:57you are sadly the product of a rich and gluttonous society
12:00our excess is killing you
12:03buzz off jesus
12:05this is totally non-nutritive
12:08you need to eat something that your body knows how to burn off
12:11like a fruit or a vegetable
12:13here give me those
12:15no way i paid for these
12:16i'll give you ten bucks to throw them away
12:18fine
12:19if you're gonna throw them away i'll take them
12:23hey
12:24how come i can't eat them but he can
12:26i don't care about him
12:27and i only eat trash
12:29so do you just drive around town commenting on random people's food or what
12:33but she'll never tell you this
12:35but i'm her brother
12:36her secret shame
12:37the itch you can't scratch
12:39shut your face up
12:40jesus is your brother
12:42that's awesome
12:44i'm fat
12:44and you've got a brother that eats trash
12:47yeah
12:49everybody's got something
13:05everybody's got something
13:28what's your doing?
13:37you're just like your dad
13:39what does that mean you're gonna kick me out of the house then too?
13:44you're not going to soccer camp this summer
13:48wait what?
13:49no i'm sorry
13:50it's it's too long for you to be away
13:53and there's still there too many things we need to do
13:55mom it's six weeks
13:57it's not that long are you kidding me?
13:59i have a very short window to work with
14:00that window hasn't shut already
14:03but we'll do fun things too
14:05mom you already signed the papers and dad wants me to go
14:08i know
14:10i know
14:10i changed my mind
14:13i'll talk to you dad
14:14no
14:14i'll talk to him
14:16i mean he agrees with me about how nuts you are
14:18mom i'm sick of you
14:19you ruin everything
14:21jeez
14:24our son is a wreck
14:25she won't let him go to camp
14:26all of a sudden
14:28and i'm a mess
14:30and the worst part of it is
14:31somewhere deep down
14:32i always knew she was going to leave me
14:35and it's like i'm watching my worst fear come true
14:37and there's nothing i can do to stop it
14:40it's like on our wedding day
14:42i couldn't believe how lucky i was
14:44that someone like her wanted to be with someone like me
14:46because she's a 10 and i'm like a 4
14:504 to 6 depending on the day
14:53and what really makes it sting is that
14:55i haven't felt good about my body for some time now
14:58and i'm thinking about going to a doctor
14:59see if i have a thyroid problem or or maybe i just have to get back to the gym
15:03you made me cancel my gym membership because you said i wasn't going enough
15:06but i wasn't going because i hurt my knee and then my knee got better
15:09i couldn't go because i wasn't a member anymore
15:10but hey at least we got the extra 40 bucks in our pocket every month
15:16what are you thinking about kathy
15:20i'm thinking
15:23how much adam used to love playing hide and seek with me when he was little
15:28and i'm simultaneously thinking
15:30i'd really like a vanilla latte right now
15:35do you think those two things are related
15:40probably not
16:01we're gonna have fun this summer adam maybe you are
16:04we are without soccer camp
16:14paintball
16:16what what
16:17well i know how much you like playing it so i thought we could do it together
16:20when you can take some aggression out on me and maybe you'll realize your old mom
16:24isn't such a drag all the time
16:28paintball
16:30i like playing paintball with my friends
16:31i'd rather shoot myself in the head
16:33than running out in the yard
16:35playing with my mom
16:48marlene
16:51marlene
16:53marlene
16:54marlene
17:00marlene
17:06marlene
17:07marlene
17:08marlene
17:12marlene
17:13marlene
17:17marlene
17:37What the?
17:38Are you kidding me?
17:41So, so sorry, Marlene.
17:42Get out of here.
17:43I tell you my name and now you're touching my face.
17:46No, I brought you a latte.
17:48And now you're trying to scold me with it?
17:50Then what?
17:51Burn my couch with me on it?
17:53No.
17:53Do me a favor and forget my name.
17:56I was just trying to be neighborly.
17:57Get out doesn't mean run your mouth.
18:35Stainless steel, you are kind.
18:37I feel so strange all damn day after waking up in this dream I had this morning.
19:08Oh, this morning.
19:15Oh, this morning.
19:21Kathy?
19:23Kathy?
19:23Kathy?
19:24I know you're here.
19:26Because your car's in the driveway and the smell of cruelty's in the air.
19:34Kathy?
19:35Oh.
19:36Don't you knock?
19:38On my own door?
19:39No.
19:40I'm not going to do that.
19:43Sorry if I'm not who you expected.
19:45I wasn't expecting anyone.
19:47What are you doing, honey?
19:48You're lying naked in broad daylight in the middle of our yard.
19:53I mean, I like it.
19:54Don't get me wrong.
19:55You remember when we were on our honeymoon in France and we went to that topless beach?
19:59And there were women of all sizes and ages with their tops off and I couldn't do it because
20:06I felt so ugly, like I had to lose five pounds, that my boobs were sagging.
20:12You know, I've been looking at old photographs and you know what?
20:15I was pretty cute back then, but I couldn't feel it.
20:19And this is my fault?
20:21Because I told you to go topless in France.
20:23No.
20:24I did.
20:24No, you didn't.
20:26You said you were worried about getting an erection.
20:29Speaking of which.
20:32Well, what do you expect?
20:36I don't know.
20:39You want to do something about this?
20:44Maybe.
20:46Maybe?
20:47Yeah.
20:48I want to do it in the grass.
20:50Really?
20:51Yeah.
20:52You want me to do you in the ass?
20:55No.
20:57Grass.
20:58Oh.
20:59I said grass.
21:01I'm sorry.
21:01Really, Paul?
21:02I miss.
21:04I'm.
21:05Wait.
21:05Oh, come on.
21:06That's it?
21:07Look, I have to go get dressed.
21:08I have to pick up Adam at Brent's.
21:10Well, he's not there.
21:10I just dropped him off at school to get on the bus for camp.
21:13He said you'd change your mind.
21:14And you didn't think to check with me?
21:16Don't let him go, Kathy.
21:18Look, we can use this time to work on ourselves.
21:20I came here to tell you that our therapist had some great things to say after you left.
21:24And I'm going to keep on seeing her.
21:26And I'm going to fix our marriage, even if I have to do it alone.
21:29I just, I need the summer, Paul.
21:31Just give me that, please.
21:46Andrea!
21:50What are you doing?
21:52I'm exercising.
21:54Do you have your license?
21:54Yeah, but my picture sucks.
21:56I don't care.
21:57Get in.
21:57You're driving.
21:58Really?
22:04Why the fuck you do that?
22:06Because I like you, Andrea.
22:15Holy shit, Mrs. Jameson, get down!
22:19What are you doing?
22:21I can't drive this back!
22:31WTM, Mrs. Jameson!
22:37Mrs. Jameson?
22:39I had to get my son.
22:41Good night, Adam.
22:43Thanks a lot.
22:43Yeah.
22:44Get off.
22:45No.
22:46I'm not going to spend the entire summer with my lunatic mother.
22:49Stop saying things like that.
22:51I am not crazy, because I want to spend time with you this summer.
22:55I just miss you.
22:57I miss you so much.
22:59Mom, I haven't been gone in an hour.
23:01When you were born, everyone said to me,
23:04don't let your baby sleep in the bed with you.
23:05You'll never get him out.
23:06But I couldn't help it.
23:08I pulled you into me, and I put my face really close to your little face,
23:14so I could feel you breathing in my mouth, and I knew you were safe.
23:18Just stop talking right now.
23:21Get off the bus, Adam.
23:23Please.
23:25No.
23:28Get off the bus.
23:30No!
23:32Get off the damn bus.
23:36Stop it!
23:37Jesus!
23:38Andrea!
23:39Who is this?
23:40You big backup?
23:42Shoot him again.
23:45Fine.
23:46Fine.
23:47Name yourself, Adam.
23:49Say goodbye to your mommy, Adam.
23:50Okay.
23:52Sorry.
23:54Sorry about this, everyone.
23:58Enjoy soccer camp.
24:01And don't bully anybody,
24:03and remember to hang up your clothes when you take them off.
24:08I like you, bitch.
24:16Oh, shit.
24:19Adam.
24:21Adam.
24:22Even though you said that you hate me,
24:24I know that you don't.
24:25And no matter how many times you have to say it
24:27in order to get your feelings out,
24:29I don't want you to look back and hate yourself.
24:31Because I know it's not true.
24:33And even if it is now,
24:35I know that it won't be eventually.
24:47So I'm keeping him home.
24:49Good move.
24:50You're going to be real popular this summer.
24:52I have no idea who I'm going to be this summer.
24:56Do you have any more of Adam's shirts with you?
24:59It's cold out here.
25:00It's at least eight degrees colder
25:02than it was this time last year.
25:04Thanks, everybody.
25:12Did any of your friends ever think
25:13I was cute in high school?
25:17Heard me.
25:18You know what I mean, though.
25:18I mean, did they ever say?
25:20Dude, your sister's hot.
25:23You like to tap your sister's ass.
25:26Oh, my God.
25:27Such a dead-on impression of my friends.
25:29It really takes me back.
25:31Never mind.
25:32You're the only one who's allowed to say
25:33what's on their mind.
25:34That's fine.
25:36I did.
25:38You did what?
25:40I thought you were hot.
25:43You did.
25:45I...
25:47I can't believe I'm finally telling you this.
25:52Look, I know this is going to sound sick to you,
25:54but try not to judge for one second in your life.
25:59I used to imagine you were my girlfriend.
26:02Really?
26:03I think that's why we fought all the time,
26:05because there was just so much frustration
26:08on my part.
26:09And then I read
26:10The Hotel New Hampshire,
26:12and I felt such a sense of relief,
26:14because he writes about the sexual tension
26:15between the brother and the sister,
26:17and I thought maybe I wasn't totally nuts.
26:22Are you judging me?
26:24No.
26:24No.
26:25Then, um,
26:27then I have to tell you something else.
26:29Physically, Kathy,
26:32you have been
26:34and will always be
26:35the grossest person on earth
26:37and will always be the grossest person on earth.
26:39Jackass.
26:40Oh, shut up.
26:41Shut up.
26:41You are so gullible
26:43that it is not even fun.
26:45No, stop it.
26:46Jackass.
26:47You're jackass.
26:48Use Kathy and my shit doesn't skeet you.
26:51Say it.
26:51It smells like roses.
27:10The storm is coming,
27:16but I don't mind.
27:23People are dying
27:27I close my blinds
27:33All that I know is I'm breathing now
27:51All that I know is I'm breathing
27:56All I can do is keep breathing
28:01All we can do is keep breathing
28:07Now
28:13Now
28:19Now
28:24Now
28:25Now
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