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مسلسل Grown-ish مترجم - Episode 3
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00:05So, I was in love.
00:10That's a normal thing to say after your first kiss with a guy, right?
00:34Oh my gosh, that was so much fun.
00:36Did you guys see the way Omar was all up on me?
00:39No, but I did see the way Omar was all up on me.
00:41Wait, which one was Omar?
00:42Oh, I think he's the one who's calling me right now.
00:45You know those nights you never want to end?
00:49Well, in college, they don't have to.
00:53It's when the party ends that the night's just beginning.
01:06Everybody's trying to hook up.
01:08Especially the ones who might have had a little too much to drink.
01:13But if colleges didn't want students hooking up,
01:16they wouldn't give us beds and rooms with lockable doors.
01:20So really, that's on you, college.
01:23And as next level as this all seems,
01:27surprisingly, hooking up can really just come down to three letters.
01:35Watch out, world, I'm grown now.
01:40Learn something new every day.
01:42I don't know, so I'm gonna feel my way.
01:45Got the weight of the world on me.
01:48But no regrets, this is what I say.
01:51Watch out, world, I'm grown now.
02:08I had gotten a few you-up texts from Aaron before,
02:12but this one felt different.
02:14And I knew before I answered it,
02:16I could use some advice.
02:18I need my girls.
02:21Sweetie, this better be good.
02:24She's a gymnast.
02:25I work at Chipotle.
02:27Really?
02:27But you're so, like, bendy.
02:29Okay, guys, I need your help.
02:32Aaron sent me a you-up text.
02:35Uh-uh.
02:36I know she ain't dragged us out of our rooms for that.
02:37No, because that would be crazy.
02:39And she is not a crazy person.
02:40But yet, here we are.
02:42Look, I'm sorry I pulled you two away from Basketball Wives.
02:44We were watching Big Bang Theory, you racist s***.
02:48Oh.
02:49You feel good about yourself?
02:50Not really.
02:51Look, this is the fourth you-up he sent me this week,
02:54and I don't know, I'm just a little concerned.
02:57Am I becoming his you-up bitch?
02:59I mean, if you're lucky.
03:00I'm being serious.
03:01No, so am I.
03:02I mean, she's my you-up bitch,
03:03and it's been spectacular.
03:07Oh, okay.
03:09But there's just something that feels wrong
03:12about him only texting me at night.
03:14Well, what did you do the other three times
03:16he texted you you-up?
03:17Well, the first time we fooled around,
03:19and the second time we fooled around,
03:21and the third time...
03:24Oh, yeah, actually, nothing happened.
03:26I wasn't up.
03:27You're in his head.
03:28It just means he can't get any sleep
03:30because he's too busy thinking about you.
03:33Oh, I actually think it's romantic.
03:35Girl, there ain't nothing romantic about a you-up text.
03:37Sex.
03:38A you-up text might as well be a Chris Brown song.
03:40It's his last resort move.
03:41And it's late,
03:42and he's dropping as many lines in the water as possible.
03:44And if you respond to it,
03:46what does that say about you?
03:47So she's a sexually liberated woman
03:49who doesn't care about labels.
03:51Look, you're in college now, okay?
03:53You can vote.
03:54You can buy an AR-15.
03:56A little D is not gonna kill you.
03:59Or a big one.
04:00What?
04:00No, no.
04:01We're just strictly hooking up.
04:05Zoe, what does hooking up mean to you?
04:09Making out and stuff.
04:11This girl's gone.
04:12Zoe, hooking up is not making out and stuff,
04:15unless the stuff is sex.
04:18Uh, maybe for you.
04:20To me, hooking up can be just meeting up with someone.
04:23Like, I hooked up with my uncle last night.
04:25We didn't do anything sexual.
04:27We just had dinner in this hotel suite.
04:30Uh, okay.
04:32Hooking up is always sexual.
04:34But it doesn't mean sex.
04:36Okay.
04:37My head is about to explode,
04:38and I'm pretty sure Anna is dating her uncle.
04:41There's no way guys talk about this stuff, right?
04:44I mean, I know Aaron's somewhere stressing like I am.
04:47I'm totally stressing right now, man.
04:48Why hasn't she texted me back?
04:50Maybe she thought the sex was garbage.
04:52No, we didn't smash.
04:54You said you hooked up.
04:55No, I said we messed around.
04:57Oh, so you got some top-shelf action.
05:00No.
05:01If I had done that,
05:01I would have said we just kicked it.
05:03Act like you've been here before, man.
05:04Please.
05:05This is why I don't mess with texting.
05:07It leaves things too open for interpretation.
05:09This is why I just fire off dong pics.
05:12Pics, man.
05:13How many pics do you have?
05:15Well, it depends.
05:16You know, you're talking like straight on,
05:18from the side.
05:19Dude, why?
05:20I just...
05:21I feel like there's nothing pretty about,
05:22you know, your...
05:24your appendage.
05:25Oh, I disagree.
05:26With strategic manscaping,
05:28solid lighting.
05:30Your dick will bring a woman to tears.
05:33The good kind.
05:34I'm like laying out the blueprint
05:36for how I've put together
05:36one of the best nudie banks in the game.
05:41Dude, what are you saying to me right now?
05:43A nudie bank is not a collection of nudes
05:44you send to chicks.
05:45It's a collection of nudes
05:46that chicks send to you.
05:48Okay.
05:49That's...
05:49No, I'm serious, bro.
05:51That's what it is.
05:52You sound crazy right now.
05:53That's not what a nudie bank is.
05:54Okay.
05:55No.
05:56That's exactly what it is, my guy.
05:59I hate him.
06:00Okay, I hate him, but he's right.
06:03Oh, my gosh.
06:04What are you saying right now?
06:06What I'm saying is that
06:07when it gets to that point,
06:08anything goes.
06:09No!
06:10A third hookup means
06:11top stuff only.
06:13Shirt off, bra on.
06:15Maybe in fifth grade.
06:16Wait, fifth grade?
06:18Yeah.
06:18Remember Little Rico?
06:19With baby teeth?
06:20Mm-hmm.
06:20Okay, I do not want to hear
06:22about Little Rico.
06:23Guys, it has been
06:24an hour and a half
06:25since he texted me.
06:27Am I up?
06:28Yes!
06:29No, if she responds now,
06:30she'll look like a hoe.
06:31A hoe, she really likes him.
06:33I do.
06:33It's 2.30 in the morning.
06:35Yeah, hoe time.
06:36She blew it.
06:38The twins are right.
06:39I blew it.
06:40Maybe not.
06:41The fact that you haven't responded yet
06:43is actually a good thing.
06:44Go on.
06:45As women,
06:46we're always having to bend
06:47to the will of the man.
06:48It's bullshit.
06:50For once,
06:50we should make them sweat.
06:51In fact,
06:52I bet you he's over
06:53in his dorm sweating right now.
06:57Aaron is one of the hottest guys
06:58at this school.
06:59Yes.
07:00And there's nothing more powerful
07:01than treating him
07:02like he's not.
07:03It's the ultimate power move.
07:05Yes, yes,
07:06I am making power moves.
07:08Anna,
07:09you are a genius.
07:11This is such a good idea.
07:13This is such a mistake.
07:21Good afternoon,
07:22Nabisco reps.
07:23That your day job,
07:24Mr. Toffee?
07:26Right.
07:28Sorry.
07:29That explains why
07:30you all aren't
07:3050-year-old white woman
07:31with Ziploc bags
07:32full of Triscuits.
07:33Good evening.
07:35Now,
07:35before we begin
07:36today's class on
07:38the films of O.J. Simpson,
07:40I have a little house cleaning
07:42I like to get out of the way.
07:43A student came to me
07:44with a concern.
07:46And for the sake of his
07:48Southeast Asian identity,
07:50I won't be using
07:51this real name.
07:52Let's just call him
07:54Trevek.
07:55Trevek wanted some clarification
07:56on what a nudibank is.
07:58So,
07:59if you ever see Trevek,
08:01let him know that
08:02I got that clarification
08:04for him.
08:05Okay.
08:06Okay?
08:07Now,
08:07back to these O.J. films.
08:09We're gonna start
08:10with sexy O.J.
08:11down to silly
08:12to cynical.
08:13You went to
08:14Professor Toffee?
08:15You brought this
08:15on yourself, man.
08:17Hate to agree with
08:18Blade,
08:19but
08:19this one's on you.
08:25Well, here we go.
08:26Time to see if my
08:27power move game
08:28works on a collegiate level.
08:38What's up?
08:39Hey.
08:40Feeling the shirt.
08:42Oh,
08:43this whole thing
08:43is just hair and breast in.
08:45Something light.
08:46It's dope, though.
08:47It looks good.
08:48Like,
08:49really, really good.
08:52Power moves.
08:53Chips.
09:13Sick power move.
09:14Like,
09:15really, really sick.
09:18Sorry.
09:22The thing about
09:23a power move is
09:24sometimes
09:25they turn out
09:25to be not so powerful.
09:27Sometimes
09:28they even result
09:29in your guy
09:29going out
09:30with a girl
09:30who looks like you.
09:31Well,
09:32you on a bad day.
09:35You with a ton
09:35of makeup on.
09:37Basically,
09:37you and special effects.
09:40But hopefully,
09:41Aaron is smart enough
09:42to see through
09:43the cake on makeup.
09:44And he went home alone.
09:46Had some top ramen,
09:47and now is in his room
09:49reading a Ta-Nehisi
09:49coach book,
09:50wishing he had the company
09:52of an intelligent,
09:54beautiful young girl
09:55in a dope shirt.
10:08you up?
10:09Huh?
10:19LOL.
10:20Sorry.
10:21That wasn't for you.
10:23Huh?
10:27Okay,
10:28I'm lying.
10:28That was for you.
10:29I don't know why
10:30I said that,
10:31especially since
10:31we're getting so close.
10:33Huh?
10:36Not that we're
10:37a we.
10:39We've only hung out
10:40like three times.
10:41Let's just see
10:41where this goes first.
10:43Huh?
10:45Say we got married.
10:47Where would we live?
10:48I'm West Coast Hill,
10:49I-D-I-E,
10:50but I remember
10:51you said you had
10:51an aunt in South Carolina.
10:53I guess I could do
10:53East Coast for a few years.
10:55We should really
10:55talk about it.
10:56Huh?
10:59About the whole
11:00South Carolina thing,
11:01how are the public schools?
11:02They might be good now,
11:03but what about
11:04when AJ,
11:05Aaron Jr.,
11:06starts there?
11:07Huh?
11:07I feel like we really
11:08jumped the gun
11:08with the kids thing.
11:09We shouldn't even consider it
11:10until we find out
11:11what illness
11:12is running our family.
11:13The Johnsons
11:13are riddled
11:14with scoliosis.
11:15Huh?
11:17I know tonight
11:18was a little intense,
11:18but I feel like
11:19we really had
11:20some hard conversations
11:21that needed to be had.
11:22Anyway,
11:22why don't you give me a call
11:23and we can talk about it?
11:25Huh?
11:29Aaron,
11:30this isn't working out.
11:31I'm sorry.
11:32We're just on
11:32two totally different tracks.
11:34We're both good people,
11:35but that doesn't mean
11:36we're good for each other.
11:37Here's a list of songs
11:38that say better
11:39than I ever could.
11:41Huh?
11:46Hmm.
11:52So,
11:53I had a bit of a text meltdown.
11:55Happens to the best of us.
11:57It's not going to be
11:58the end of me.
11:59I know my girls
12:00will understand.
12:02Oh my gosh.
12:04It's funny, right?
12:06Oh, we think it's hilarious,
12:07but like,
12:08in the same way
12:08that we think
12:09Get Out is funny?
12:10Yeah, Zoe,
12:10this is some scary shit.
12:12You text Aaron
12:13a LinkedIn request?
12:14Oh, I'm crazy
12:15for wanting to increase
12:16his access to thousands
12:17of professionals
12:18in the network.
12:18Hold up,
12:19you asked if you wanted
12:20to go in on a joint
12:21checking account.
12:22It's better to start early.
12:24And this text just says
12:25free smoke.
12:26I love that song.
12:27You're going to have
12:27to fake your own death,
12:28but like immediately.
12:30Yeah, right.
12:32Oh my God.
12:33I have to fake my death.
12:39Oh good, you're alive.
12:42We were worried
12:43about you doing something.
12:44Hey, what up, y'all?
12:45It's Aaron
12:46up in Buffalo Wild Wings.
12:47It's just lit.
12:48Come through.
12:50Desperate.
12:51This isn't what
12:52it looks like.
12:54This is exactly
12:55what it looks like.
12:56But I'm not crazy.
12:58Aaron is subbing me.
12:59Just look at his latest post.
13:01All it says is
13:02mood forever.
13:04You see the rose emoji,
13:05though.
13:06Mm-hmm.
13:08I am the rose.
13:10Mm-hmm.
13:12I'm the rose, right?
13:14Aw.
13:15Or is he the rose?
13:17No.
13:18Or are we the rose?
13:22Zoe.
13:23Aw, you beautiful.
13:25Beautiful, sweet mess.
13:27There are a million ways
13:28to look into these things,
13:29but you gotta pull yourself
13:30together.
13:31You cannot let this one
13:33catastrophic moment
13:34control your life.
13:35You're better than that.
13:37Yeah.
13:38You are so right.
13:40You are so right.
13:41I am better than that.
13:42I am Zoe Johnson.
13:44I don't get stolen,
13:45I steal.
13:46There you go.
13:47Yeah, I have to focus on
13:48why I'm here in the first place.
13:49To get an education
13:50and to become a better person.
13:52Boom.
13:53Yes.
13:53What?
13:58Hey, Luca, yes,
14:00I am up.
14:00I am so up.
14:06The upside about humiliating yourself
14:08in front of the guy you like
14:09is that you can still hang out
14:11with the other guy you like.
14:12I don't want to be that girl,
14:15but what are we doing
14:16in an abandoned warehouse?
14:18You'll see.
14:21Okay.
14:22Honestly, where are we?
14:24Mm-hmm.
14:27What's this?
14:28Some sort of challenge?
14:30Could be.
14:32You gotta know which one to turn.
14:42Wait.
14:44Is that Kid Ink?
14:46Yo, mic check, one, two.
14:48Yo.
14:48I want to thank everybody
14:49for coming out one time.
14:50It's your boy Kid Ink.
14:51Yo, man, let's get to it one time.
15:04Back to sleep late Saturday night.
15:06She might feel it for a week.
15:09Motivotic round.
15:10She my puppet in the sheets.
15:12Legs up.
15:13I just need it like Philippe.
15:17You know where to race.
15:18I bring a flop on me, baby.
15:20Yeah, no stress.
15:22No, it's up with no Kiyoshi.
15:24I don't want no stress.
15:25I did away from me.
15:26Beat it up with no stress.
15:29I'ma give it to her house.
15:30You want it?
15:31No stress.
15:32Oh, my God.
15:34Luca.
15:35Luca.
15:36How crazy is it
15:38that you and Kid Ink
15:39have the same tattoo
15:40of an anatomical dissection of a dog?
15:44Wait.
15:50Let me call you right back.
15:56So, I was on the phone with Luca
15:58when I got this.
16:02Boom, bitches.
16:03Guess who's got the juice now?
16:07Just to clarify, I have the juice.
16:14So, it's easy to be a player these days.
16:17And a smartphone is a big part of it.
16:19It allows you to get creative
16:21in ways you can't imagine.
16:23Like, take this picture.
16:24It was me and Aaron hanging out
16:26and looking cute as hell,
16:28but the world can't know that.
16:31No face, no case.
16:33Then, there's assigning each guy
16:35his own individual ringtone.
16:37This one was for Luca.
16:40Do you pay attention to digital strategies?
16:43Are you going to get that?
16:45Oh, no.
16:46That's my annoying little brother.
16:47And that one was for Aaron.
16:49And then, there's geotagging,
16:52which helps keep the two guys you like
16:54who don't like each other
16:55from having a neat, not-so-cute.
16:58It's this one, right?
17:00Oh, no, no.
17:01But you have to be careful
17:02with all of this.
17:03The same technology that was your friend
17:05can also be your enemy.
17:07Hey.
17:07You know what's going on.
17:08I don't want to flex on them.
17:10I'm with bae, you know.
17:12Yo, you know what's wrong.
17:13What the hell?
17:15That lighting wasn't good for you.
17:18Excuse me, Zoe.
17:19All lighting was good for me.
17:23That's a fact.
17:24It can all get away from you quickly.
17:27You are crazy.
17:27I did not say that.
17:30Very quickly.
17:31Hey, can I call you back in a second?
17:33I gotta take a shower.
17:35Sure.
17:37Hey, so we're still gonna
17:39catch that movie on Thursday?
17:41Thursday?
17:42No, we're going to my boy show on Friday.
17:44Oh, right.
17:46It's only me.
17:47Yo.
17:48Yo, can I Skype you in a second?
17:49I can trash.
17:51Oh, yeah, do your thing.
17:54Uh.
17:58That was a quick shower.
17:59Oh, yeah.
18:00I do not mess around in there.
18:02I just like to get right to it.
18:04Your hair isn't wet.
18:05And why are you still wearing the same clothes?
18:07It wasn't that dirty.
18:12Yo, is that, is that Luca?
18:14Why is Luca calling you?
18:15What?
18:16No.
18:17What would make you think that?
18:20Yo, what the?
18:21Wow.
18:22I know you ain't talking to this clown.
18:24Clown.
18:25I'm the clown, bro.
18:26You look like Willow Smith.
18:27I look like Willow Smith.
18:29Bro, you built like a tall jader.
18:31Guys.
18:32I understand that.
18:32You went to the barber and said,
18:34f*** my shit up, bro.
18:35I don't know what I want today.
18:36Guys.
18:37You got the mullet in the back
18:38with the fade on the side.
18:39How you want to be a redneck
18:40and you want to be black
18:41at the same time, bro.
18:43Guys.
18:44Am I sensing just
18:46a friendship forming?
18:48I can't believe you.
18:49Yeah, you're whack.
18:51And just like that,
18:52I'd lost them both.
19:14Like I said,
19:15it's almost impossible
19:17to be a player these days.
19:24What's his name?
19:26I've been at this school long enough
19:28and I've seen that face
19:28a million times.
19:30It's always about a boy.
19:33This one's about two.
19:34Oh, my.
19:36So, against my better judgment,
19:38I opened up to Dean Parker
19:40and told him the whole story.
19:42So, it all blew up in my face
19:43and now neither one of them
19:45want anything to do with me.
19:47The key to a relationship
19:48is communication
19:49and the key to communication
19:50is there is no key.
19:53It's the most imperfect thing
19:55that we as human beings have.
19:57At the end of the day,
19:58all you can do is be honest.
20:00Give yourself a break.
20:01Surprisingly,
20:02he actually had some
20:03really helpful advice.
20:05Communication is a tricky thing
20:07and the only way
20:08to keep relationships
20:09from blowing up in my face
20:10is to be honest.
20:12And at the end of the day,
20:13it didn't matter if I was up
20:15or making power moves.
20:17I just needed to stick
20:19with my girls.
20:23That's the thing
20:24about college, though.
20:25You really do make friends
20:27that will last a lifetime.
20:29Guys come and go.
20:31And I was ready to let them go
20:33for a long time.
20:35I'm sorry.
20:36Do you know
20:37where the library is?
20:38Hey, you guys
20:39going ahead, okay?
20:42Zoe.
20:43Johnson.
20:43Zoe Johnson.
20:44Cash.
20:47Nice to meet you.
20:48Nice to meet you.
20:49That was long enough.
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