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مسلسل On My Block مترجم - Episode 3
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00:25I don't think that would be good.
00:30Let's make it slow, let's spend the night, let's keep it real
00:35And these emotions tell me do you see us going all the way
00:45And I'd be lying if I didn't say you've been, you've been on my mind
00:51Tell me do you think
00:54Attention students, one last reminder to buy your tickets to tonight's homecoming day
00:59A magical evening full of wonder, excitement and romance can be yours for only $10.99
01:15So, you going?
01:17Yeah, do you...
01:20You go first
01:21Do you need any underwear?
01:23What?
01:24Your mom's at Costco
01:25Um, I'm good
01:28Okay, also, they ran out of your gummy vitamins, so your mom got you small, easy-to-swallow pills
01:34That cool?
01:36However, this is not an opportunity to get freaky
01:41Remember, if you're not responsible, you'll end up with responsibility
01:47So, there will be no twerking, yiking, getting crunk
01:53Lit or turnt
01:55For all you ladies, dress appropriately
01:59Nobody wants to see your lower butt cheeks
02:02Isn't that some bullshit?
02:03Did you hear that?
02:04Did you hear no butt cheeks?
02:05Do you know how many squats I do for these analogas?
02:08Come on, people!
02:09No butt cheeks!
02:10And, last but not least
02:12No ID, no entrance, no exceptions
02:16That's my cue
02:17Gotta roll
02:19Just a few more minutes
02:20I have a chem quiz
02:21How about later?
02:23Fifth period?
02:23Can't miss a trick
02:24Sixth?
02:25I could sneak out for 10 minutes
02:26Hey, so tonight, will you dance with me?
02:29Of course
02:29I'll dance with you and Ruby and Jamal, like always
02:32What about just me?
02:35Like a slow dance?
02:36No, no, no
02:38Not like slow dance
02:42A slow dance
02:45No, no slow dancing
02:47Why?
02:48Because we've never done it before
02:49So?
02:50We've been doing a lot of things we've never done before
02:53Friends don't slow dance
02:54Especially friends dodging rumors they've smashed
02:56Well, come on, it's just a dance
02:59Slow dances aren't just dances
03:00They're statements
03:02Let's just talk later
03:03Sixth period?
03:05Sure, we can talk
03:07About how slow we're gonna dance
03:10Cause it's going down
03:15Shit
03:22Olivia only sees me in a certain way
03:24And to her, I'm inside Ruby
03:26The guy she's forced to live with and buy underwear for her
03:29Tonight, I gotta show her that I can be outside Ruby
03:31The guy who not only knows how to make killer chilaquiles
03:34But can sexify a lady on the dance floor
03:36Tonight, I will redefine our relationship
03:39Awesome, happy for you
03:40So, while you and Cesar are getting sexified on the dance floor?
03:43That's not what I'll be doing
03:44Whatever, I just wanna know where I am in the situation
03:47I don't know
03:48Aha, exactly, because you both always forget about me
03:51We don't forget about you
03:52We ignore you
03:54You gotta leave the cane at home, dude
03:55It's not a cane, it's a pimp stick
03:56Even worse
03:57Hey, do I crap on your accessories?
04:00No
04:00Do I think necklaces are tacky on dudes?
04:02Yes, but I keep that to myself
04:05So you keep doing you with that tacky chain
04:07And I'm gonna roll with my pimp stick
04:10That I need for my foot injury
04:12That isn't real
04:13Why you gotta neg me?
04:14Relax
04:15No one's gonna neg or forget you tonight
04:17Cause this ain't eighth grade anymore, boys
04:19It's no timid hands-off
04:21It's all confident hands-on
04:23Cause tonight, everyone's gonna get loose and bummed
04:27And grind
04:27High school dances are the worst
04:29Really?
04:30Dances in Houston are dope
04:32And great ops to meet dudes
04:33Take a look around
04:34Every hot prospect you see today
04:36Is gonna be sporting wood tonight
04:37It's not pretty
04:38Or impressive
04:38Dances are basically sex vests
04:40In a bad way?
04:41Yes, they can expose you
04:43How?
04:43You can get roofied
04:44Or pregnant
04:45And I'm not just talking about getting in on the dance floor
04:47Which happens all the time
04:48I'm talking about slipping on something suspect
04:50On the way to the bathroom
04:51And boom
04:51You're immaculately concepted
04:53That's why you gotta have protection on the ready
04:55When one minute you're dancing next to some rando girl
04:57And the next you getting up and into your new girlfriend
05:00Trying not to get the hurt
05:01Come on
05:02Hey, 39% of all cases come from school sanctioned events
05:05CDC doesn't lie
05:06Like I said, a relationship can be made and redefined by one sexy jam
05:10You really think a slow dance can redefine a relationship?
05:12Where have you been?
05:14Dances aren't about dancing
05:15They're about making statements
05:17Positive statements
05:18Like peeing every time you jump
05:20Cause that's what happens after you get preggo
05:22Even if you don't keep it
05:23Goodbye romance, hello drama
05:25Plus I hear the DJ they hired is some lame hipster from Silver Lake
05:28DJ Snickle Bottoms
05:30He almost played Coachella so he's obviously fired
05:33I don't know man, I just don't know if one dance matters that much
05:37Okay
05:38What about Sylvia and Jesus, huh?
05:40I mean they barely knew each other last year before the fall dance
05:43Until he basically draped her
05:45Draped?
05:46Dance raped
05:46He was all over her
05:49She was all over him
05:50In a trance
05:51Like a prisoner
05:52He marked her like a piece of property so no other guy would touch her
05:55And then she had no other option but to
05:57Fall in love
05:57And look at them
05:59They're so ride or die
06:02Stockholm Syndrome
06:10Tonight could be a game changer
06:11And our own personal home
06:27I'm wearing indigo tonight
06:28I thought we should claim colors to avoid any outfit clashes
06:32Indigo?
06:33Any objections?
06:34Oh, and my pants have red pockets
06:36I know, sounds weird but it works
06:39What are the pockets for?
06:41Ruffies?
06:42So, what time should we meet?
06:44Yeah, let's get that in the books
06:46The more specific the better
06:47What are you guys thinking?
06:47Like 8?
06:48805?
06:49810?
06:49I'm gonna play it by ear
06:51I'm not sure I'm feeling it
06:52What?
06:53Why?
06:53Not sure if I'm in the mood to be objectified
06:55If I wanna see a bunch of boners, I'll just go online
06:57Didn't you hear Principal Sarge?
06:59The dance is a no bone zone
07:00Are you kidding?
07:01Dances are cesspools of bad behavior
07:04I don't wanna go
07:05Yeah, people get freaky but what's wrong with getting freaky?
07:09I don't get it
07:10Yeah, explain it to us, Monte
07:11Why don't you wanna go?
07:12You were pretty excited this morning
07:15That was before I remembered how lame dances are
07:17And maybe we're just not in the mood, okay?
07:19Oh, is it your mentees?
07:21Her what?
07:22Her lady pond has run a thread
07:25Lady pond?
07:26What?
07:27What am I saying wrong?
07:29Everything!
07:29You guys just don't understand what it's like to be a woman and treat it like an object
07:32We have hearts
07:33And minds
07:34So take out any question that we're going tonight
07:36The answer is no with a period
07:39Cause that's what it's actually called
07:41Olivia, let's go dine in a less hostile environment
07:44You read my mind
07:50What just happened?
08:25Hey, why are you dodging me?
08:28Well you said that lunch really hit home
08:29I don't wanna objectify you
08:31I was just...
08:33I was just like talking about women in general
08:35Not me personally
08:36Oh, you don't have to back down?
08:38I'm not backing down
08:39You don't need to tell me if I can or can't back down
08:41I'm fine
08:43Okay
08:45What if we skip the stupid dance?
08:47My dad's on a long haul, which means
08:49Are you objectifying me?
08:53I know what you're doing
08:54And it's not cute
08:56No, it's not
08:57I'm not just your boy Tori Monse
08:59Maybe it's a good thing that you're not going to dance
09:01It is?
09:02Maybe I can find a girl who's interested in more than my body
09:05A girl who just likes to dance
09:08Slow
09:14We should go to the dance
09:16What?
09:17Why?
09:18Because we can't let him, I mean them, win
09:20No way
09:21We need to stand our ground
09:23Which is why we can't sit at home
09:25We have to go
09:26I'm totally confused
09:28We're falling prey to the obvious argument
09:30Which is that we have to sit out to make a point
09:32But the point is we go
09:33If we don't, they win
09:34Still confused, how are they winning?
09:37By repressing us
09:38By staying home
09:39It's like they're putting us in emotional burkas
09:41Giving us no choice
09:44I get it
09:45We need to shed the burkas and flaunt the boobs
09:48Yes, our body, our choice
09:50We have to go and look sexy
09:52But not for them, for us
09:54So I'm dressing for you
09:56And I'm dressing for you
09:58Once I figure out how to look sexy
10:00It's a good thing you know me
10:02She doesn't know me
10:03You know, I'm a feminist
10:04I'm woke
10:05I never slut shame
10:06I even have a small collection of Susan B. Anthony silver dollars
10:09So, if my girl's gonna stay home
10:11I gotta support her and stay home too
10:13So you're really gonna let the girl's decision dictate yours?
10:16It's our first high school dance
10:17There'll be other dances
10:19Besides, my parents and the twins are out tonight
10:22So Olivia and I can kick it here
10:24And outside Reuben can make an inside appearance
10:26I'm still a part of this scenario, right?
10:28You really wanna be outside Reuben
10:30You need to actually go outside
10:31And show Olivia what she's missing
10:36I say this from experience
10:37Nothing drives a girl crazier than knowing someone else is out there waiting for you
10:42Trust me
10:43I don't know man
10:44I think I should just stay home
10:46Good
10:47You can help me clean the bathroom
10:49The twins had an accident
10:51Although
10:52He looks like he was on purpose
10:55Uh
10:57Sorry abuelita
10:57But I'm going to the dance
10:59Yes
11:06I gotta take care of something for Spooky
11:08I'll meet you guys later
11:10Yeah
11:10I should go too
11:11What time do you guys want to meet up
11:13So you guys don't forget about me
11:14For the last time
11:15That's not gonna happen
11:15Just come back here in half an hour
11:17Or wait
11:18I'm doing a charcoal mask
11:19Better make it 45
11:22I should do a nose strip too
11:23Okay let's stay an hour to be safe
11:25I'll be back in 50
11:29Hey
11:44I'm still going to the dance
11:46I felt you had a right to know
11:48Cool
11:51Also, I heard what you said about objectification and promise to respect you as a woman
11:55Awesome
11:58Would you like some help with that?
12:00Not that you need it
12:01We both know you're the stronger gender
12:03I mean, you have to be for childbirth
12:05Not that you have to have children
12:06Fertility does not make a woman
12:08I would love some help, thanks
12:09But I'm heading over to Moncey's
12:11Do you have time to carry it over there?
12:14Oh
12:14Uh, no
12:15I have to get ready
12:16Then I'll see you there
12:18Where, Moncey's?
12:19The dance
12:20You're going?
12:21Yeah
12:21We changed our minds
12:22We can do that
12:23I know
12:24I'm woke
12:25You can't declare yourself woke
12:27Someone needs to tell you
12:28Thank you
12:29Now, I'm woke about being woke
12:31This has been so enlightening
12:33Should we all go to the dance together?
12:37I thought you had to get ready
12:39I'm a dude
12:39I'm always ready
12:50I look dumb
12:51Nah
12:52You look more awkward than devoid of intellect
12:55What?
12:56The dress looks great
12:57It's just
12:58She looks awkward in it
13:00You know how some people are really good at saying the right thing at the right time?
13:04Yeah
13:05You weren't one of those people
13:07Let me give you some pointers
13:08You're so enlightening
13:10I'm not suggesting
13:10I had to bubble up
13:12Just a double up
13:14I had to
13:15Just think
13:16That's an excellent point
13:17And then speak
13:18I feel you
13:19That makes so much sense
13:20Bubble up
13:22I had to bubble up
13:25I had to bubble up
13:27I had to bubble up
13:28I had to bubble up
13:29I had to bubble up
13:29Now I'm going up in
13:31One thousand bitches in my cell phone
13:34You can hear the money in my dial phone
13:46What's wrong?
13:47Don't say anything, stop
13:48I know
13:49I need a new outfit
13:54You know what would look good with that top?
13:57Heels
14:02Don't open that
14:07That's the only stuff she has of her moms
14:08It's sensitive
14:09A sad story that I can't get into
14:11Grab the wrong one
14:14I hate when that happens
14:19Okay, so her mom left when she was two and she's not over it
14:22But don't ever bring it up unless she breaks
14:24Alright
14:26Which one should I wear?
14:27I think they all looked good on you
14:28Ruby?
14:30No
14:31I'm not falling for this again
14:32Oh come on
14:33You can't leave her hanging
14:34You just have to be honest and sensitive at the same time
14:38It's really not that hard
14:39Fine
14:39I think the one she's wearing now
14:43Nicely accentuates her figure
14:45You mean her boobs
14:47Classy
14:47I can't win
14:49Neither can I
14:49Screw this
14:50There's nothing different about this dance than any of the ones I've gone to before
14:53And since I've worn jeans every other time
14:55I'm wearing jeans and my good hoodie
14:57And if somebody doesn't like it, they can suck a butt
15:10Hey
15:21I'm just waiting for Ruby
15:28Do you smell something?
15:34My lady of Guadalupe
15:36I didn't know the Cayman sense
15:42Do you like to date the line?
15:45What?
15:46No, no, no, no, no
15:50Oh, date line
15:51Oh, yeah
15:51I'm all over that
16:07Don't be nervous
16:08I'll be your boner blocker
16:09No, what's happening?
16:11What is it?
16:11It's some bullshit is what it is
16:13They canceled the dance because of a fight
16:15Man, I mean really
16:16Tuputas got into it and life skills yesterday
16:18But we still managed to make our souffles
16:20Man, a fight ain't nothing
16:21It wasn't just that
16:22Some fool pulled out a gun
16:23Who cares?
16:25Took me forever to get ready
16:26I even shaved my chocha for this
16:28And it was a two-man job
16:34Hey, what's going on?
16:36Dance got canceled because of a gun
16:37I was actually really excited about it
16:39And ready to dance
16:41Too bad
16:41Yeah, it is too bad, huh?
16:43The night doesn't have to be a total waste
16:45My dad is still gone
16:47That is a great idea
16:50Yo, Monse's dad's out of town
16:51So party at Monse's
16:53Yes!
16:55Yay, Monse!
16:55You said you were ready to dance
17:00Oh my God, why are the police doing this to him? He's white!
17:03Man, of course, he's poor
17:09How's your restless leg?
17:11Much better, thank you
17:13I'm glad
17:15This is nice
17:17You know, it's hard to find a kindred spirit who thinks like me
17:21Someone who knows that the real story is always the story behind the story
17:28You know, like Steven Avery or Watergate or Rollerworld
17:34Rollerworld?
17:37What do you know about Rollerworld?
17:39Nothing
17:46I know you know something
17:49I shouldn't have brought it up
17:51Every time I talk about it, somebody tells me I'm stupid for believing that
17:55There could be money buried in the neighborhood
17:58The only people who are stupid
18:00Are the ones who believe those two santos robbed that place for $50,000
18:06It wasn't $50,000?
18:08$250
18:09No!
18:11The prophets were using Rollerworld to wash the money
18:14The santos didn't even know what they were getting themselves into
18:17Wash the money?
18:20Oh, money laundering
18:21Is that how the war started between the gangs?
18:23Every story behind the story has a beginning
18:28And start there
18:30Where?
18:31The beginning
18:35Oh, she keeps talking and talking
18:38But that's the thing
18:39She don't say nothing
18:41Telling us how to dress appropriately for dances and stuff like
18:45Oh, your skirt can't be shorter than your fingertips
18:47Which is mad prejudicial to me because I have long arms
18:52And she has short, stubby arms, you know?
18:56Help me!
18:57Should we throw him a bone?
18:59And get stuck in Jasmine's quicksand? We'll never get out
19:01Okay, I'm getting another refill
19:04You want one?
19:07Hey!
19:08Play something lit
19:09On it
19:31I'll be right back
19:33Be right back
19:34I'll be right back
19:35I'll be right back
19:36Because I don't really know you
19:38I don't know what to say
19:41I know that I can show you
19:43I'm hoping that you come out
19:45I counted it three times
19:46Trust me, it's all there
19:47I don't want any problems
19:48I know
19:49I don't want any problems either
19:51What?
20:01Where's that from?
20:04Ready for a dance?
20:05Are you crazy carrying that around?
20:07You're gonna get yourself too
20:08Don't worry about it
20:10Worry about this
20:12Oh!
20:22Hey!
20:23Hey!
20:24Perfect timing!
20:25Cesar, enough!
20:26I hate tickling
20:27I'm sorry, I had to leave that room
20:29Jasmine was threatening to show us her two-man job
20:31And seriously, I'll cover my eyes
20:33No!
20:34You're saving me
20:36We were just being stupid
20:37Come here
20:48I definitely interrupted something
20:50Nope!
20:51Nothing!
20:52Just so you know, I cute shit private
20:54I don't gossip
20:55I'm all about that lock and key
20:58No doubt, but Monte and I are just friends
21:01Really?
21:02You guys seem like you'd be together
21:05Monte's out of my league
21:07So you've never ever thought of getting together?
21:10No, it would never happen
21:11Why?
21:13He's not safe
21:20That's hilarious
21:21Totally
21:26I'm gonna go grab a shot
21:28Okay
21:28Okay
21:35I know, if I had that much cash
21:37I wouldn't bury it
21:39I'd buy the new Jordans
21:40And probably a new metal detector
21:42And if there was anything left
21:43I'd invest in solar
21:43Well, the Santos had to hide the money
21:45They were feeling the heat from the profits and feds
21:48So they hid it before they got arrested
21:50I guess they didn't know they'd be killed in prison
21:53You think they left the money with their family?
21:55No
21:56Benito's family?
21:57On the smoke shop that I used to walk by?
22:01And when he burned down, they couldn't afford to rebuild
22:03And what about the other guy, Frankie?
22:06He was stupid, but nice
22:08I made a dress for his girlfriend once
22:10And he left me a good tip
22:14If...
22:15If I go through my old receipts
22:18I could probably find her name
22:20Why would you want to do that?
22:21Maybe collate or something
22:23Don't worry about it
22:24If nobody's found the money by now
22:26It's...
22:27It's not gonna be me
22:29Mijo
22:32Come here
22:35Why not you?
22:38Because...
22:38It's one thing to think about finding the money
22:40But...
22:41What are the chances I actually could?
22:43Slim to none, so?
22:44So I just don't see myself as someone
22:46Who could do something this special?
22:50Peter?
22:51If you don't try
22:53It will launch you the rest of your life
22:55Somebody has to find that money
22:57Why can't it be you, Hamal?
22:59Jamal
23:00Hamal?
23:01Every story behind the story has a beginning
23:04What if this one was yours?
23:10Ruby's not here, is he?
23:20Where did Ruby go?
23:22I'm here
23:24I'm here
23:28My breath
23:29It's fading
23:32Where am I?
23:34My house
23:35Thank God
23:37She threatened to drag me to Pimp Lane
23:40That's when I passed out
23:43Please tell me nothing happened
23:44I'm all about consent
23:46That's very noble
23:48You deserve a dance
23:55Might be easier to drink from the bottle
23:58You guys aren't gonna make us dance by ourselves, are you?
24:04You heard her?
24:05It's now or never
24:07Come here
24:08No
24:10Why?
24:12I'm not safe
24:14I'm not safe
24:42I need your love
24:48I need your love
24:55I need your love
24:56I need your love
24:57I need your love
24:58I need your love
25:02Are you big, my one another here?
25:07My one and only
25:22I need the love
25:35My one and only
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