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مسلسل Mr. Mercedes مترجم - Episode 1
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00:24Are you kidding me?
00:50Welcome to the Early Birds Club.
00:52You thought you'd be first?
00:54Yeah, kind of.
00:57I guess we're going to be neighbors a while.
00:59I'm Janice Craig.
01:00Hi, I'm August Odenkirk.
01:02Can you call me Augie?
01:03The little one here is Patty.
01:05Hey, Patty.
01:06Hello.
01:07Oh, my God.
01:07She is beautiful.
01:09How old is she?
01:11Almost two months.
01:14I had to bring her.
01:16Can't afford a sitter.
01:17No job, which is, of course, why I'm here.
01:20You cock-fucking sucker.
01:24Look at all these people.
01:26Yeah.
01:27The economy's back, all right.
01:34Croup, it sounds worse than it is.
01:36Right.
01:37It's fine.
01:37All right, be honest with me.
01:39Mm-hmm.
01:39I'm standing out here in the cold all night with a baby.
01:43Are would-be employers going to just take one look and think you're responsible?
01:49Well, they might say dedicated.
01:51And they'll take one look at her and see that hat and these mittens here, which seem
01:54to be homemade.
01:56And they'll think she pays attention to detail.
02:00You're really good.
02:02Someone's going to hire you, but fast.
02:04Let's hope.
02:06I'm going to settle her down.
02:08Yep.
02:09Yeah, it's okay, though.
02:11It's okay, though.
02:12It's okay, though.
02:12It's okay, though.
02:13It's okay, though.
02:13It's fine, right?
02:16I'm sorry.
02:27Come on, Bailey.
02:30Sorry.
02:36Sorry.
02:37Sorry.
02:37It's okay.
02:38It's okay.
02:39It's okay.
02:40She's hungry.
02:43Oh, my God.
02:44What's up?
02:44She is soaked right through.
02:46I can feel it.
02:47I can't change her out here in this cold.
02:50Real forward thinking on your part.
02:52Sir, back off.
02:53Come on.
02:55What am I going to do?
02:57Um...
02:57Here.
02:58I can't change her out here in this cold.
02:58Take my sleeping bag.
02:59Yeah.
03:00Slip in.
03:01Get warm.
03:02Get her warm.
03:02You know, if you're cool with us, why don't you hand me over to the baby?
03:05Okay.
03:06And I'll just cram onto her while you slip in.
03:07How's that sound?
03:08Okay.
03:09I'm sorry.
03:10It's okay.
03:11It's okay.
03:12It's okay.
03:13Shh.
03:14Shh.
03:15Shh.
03:16Shh.
03:16It's okay.
03:17Are you married?
03:19Divorced.
03:20Kids?
03:22Yeah.
03:23Get a room.
03:24What do kids call it?
03:25Hook it up.
03:26Bro, back off.
03:28Why are you being rude?
03:29Okay.
03:30Okay.
03:31Faster than me.
03:32Okay.
03:32It's okay.
03:33It's okay.
03:35It's okay.
03:35Shh, shh, shh.
03:36There you go.
03:37I'll zip you up.
03:38I'll zip you up.
03:40Shh, shh, shh.
03:41It's okay.
03:42There you go.
03:43There you go.
03:44Can you hand me a diaper?
03:45Uh, yeah, sure.
03:46They're in the bag.
03:47I should change her before I eat her.
03:49Got one.
03:49There you go.
03:51Okay.
03:54There's a plastic Costco bag.
03:55You can just drop it in there.
03:56Yeah, nice.
04:07Okay.
04:08How's that?
04:09Okay.
04:12I know.
04:13Let's go.
04:21Hey.
04:23Come on, man.
04:25You know the headlights.
04:28Turn them off, pal.
04:29Hmm.
04:31God.
04:32Showing up to a job store and a Mercedes-Benz.
04:35Sign of the times, I guess, right?
04:36Maybe it's the mayor coming to check out his big to-do.
04:39He drives one of them sports coupes.
04:41This isn't a coupe.
04:42This is a larger model.
04:43This isn't a coupe.
04:45This is a larger model.
04:46Stop, asshole.
04:48Turn them off.
05:06Why is he just waiting there?
05:08Well, one thing's for sure.
05:10We know he's a fucking asshole.
05:11Yes, but yeah.
05:14All right.
05:28Come on, unhip this!
05:30Dad!
05:31Dad!
05:33Dad!
05:38Dad!
05:55Holy fuck.
06:00It's worse than it looks.
06:03I got 16 dead.
06:05Triple that in injuries.
06:26No sign of the car.
06:27Are you sure it's not a truck?
06:30Car.
06:32Somebody lost control.
06:48He didn't lose control.
07:01He didn't lose control.
07:02I just did.
07:04My hand was turning away.
07:07Why didn't you lose control?
07:11I didn't lose control.
07:19I'm not a truck.
07:19I got a truck.
07:20I'm not a truck.
07:25I'm not a truck.
07:27I'm just kidding.
07:28I'm not a truck.
07:32I'm not a truck.
07:39yeah yeah what time we out for who is this Pete what I wake you up if you're
07:44forgetting you retired far to sleep all day
07:48we want lunch we on or not still can you hear me yeah see you there and wear
07:56something nice for me which a big guy maybe one of your bright spring
08:02ensemble
08:03oh
08:04oh
08:04oh
08:04oh
08:10oh
08:10oh
08:11oh
08:15oh
08:23oh
08:24oh
08:41Come on, come on.
08:54Come on, come on.
09:25Come on.
09:28Fred.
09:31Fred.
09:35Where are you, fucker?
09:38Oh, there you are.
09:40There you go, buddy.
09:44Fred.
09:49Yeah, morning to you too.
10:08There you go.
10:20There you go.
10:39There you go.
10:43There you go.
11:02There you go.
11:12There you go.
11:14What's that?
11:15Not so sweet in the eye yourself.
11:18You getting any exercise?
11:20We married.
11:21You hate it, don't you?
11:24Retirement.
11:25I don't hate it.
11:27Hey, Ansel.
11:28Yeah, you say that?
11:29Long time.
11:30Pete.
11:31Morning.
11:33Been missing you around here.
11:35Yeah.
11:37You still got that killer smile?
11:39No.
11:42Oh, come on.
11:45Come on.
11:47There it is.
11:48How about coffee?
11:49Why not?
11:51Anything else I can get you, boys?
11:53I'll have the grilled perch inside the broccoli.
11:56Yeah, I'll have the open-faced roast beef.
11:59And mashed plate on gravy.
12:01And a beer.
12:04Got it.
12:08Okay, we know we're not handsome.
12:10We know she knows we're not handsome.
12:11The question becomes, you think she knows that we know that she knows we're not handsome?
12:17It's too much thinking for me.
12:21Hey, how's, uh, how's Allie doing?
12:25You talking?
12:26A bit.
12:27Seems good.
12:29You know.
12:31Yeah.
12:35Are you doing okay?
12:38No.
12:39Really?
12:43It's an adjustment.
12:48I remember you liked the rum cake for an appetizer.
12:51Is that still holding?
12:52That still holds.
12:53I think he's been enjoying a little too much of the rum cake, Lady Sheila.
12:56Wouldn't you agree?
12:58Never.
13:03Why would you say something like that?
13:04Ah, come on.
13:05Don't tell me a sense of humor.
13:06Retired, too.
13:07Well, let's just suppose for a second that maybe she does find me handsome, you know?
13:10Maybe I'm handsome, maybe I'm not.
13:11She's torn.
13:12Right?
13:13And your little comment possibly tips the scales against me.
13:16Did you ever think of that?
13:17I guess I didn't.
13:19No, you didn't.
13:19I guess I didn't.
13:20No, you didn't.
13:27Here's feet?
13:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:32Huh.
13:33What?
13:35Huh.
13:39Huh.
13:40I'll be right there unbelievable you remember Donald Davis that sanctimonious
13:45cocksucker who killed his wife then set up a reward fund for info lead to her
13:48whereabouts game warden just spotted some old bones and a tattered dress and a
13:51gravel pit less than two miles from his house yeah I am gonna get this bastard
13:57I'm sorry I gotta run can we be scheduled sure yeah I got this go about
14:02tomorrow for lunch sounds good all right
14:32something wrong hun what with the spoon something wrong with it
14:40ever notice everything is upside down on a spoon maybe that's how life is hun
14:46spoons just got it figured out
15:10I don't wanna be buried in this cemetery I don't want to live my life again
15:23I don't want to be buried in a fair cemetery
15:29I don't want to live my life again
15:35I don't want to be buried in a fair cemetery
15:42I don't want to live my life again
15:48I don't want to be buried in a fair cemetery
16:16Hey Brady, how'd it go?
16:18Oh, fine
16:20Some old lady with a screen freeze
16:24How's things here?
16:26Uh, been better
16:28Evidently I'm going to hell
16:31Some Jesus jumper gave me chapter and verse
16:34Turns out the Supreme Court lacks jurisdiction over God
16:37What the hell was that?
16:38You were rude to a customer
16:40Ruby, I wasn't rude
16:41He was kind enough to give me grooming tips
16:44And I returned the favor
16:45I got it on video, Lou
16:47You know, if you put on a little lip and stick them in a dog collar
16:50You could score yourself a date at the corral
16:53Have yourself a squirt on the Tower of Power
16:58Thank you for your patronage, sir
17:01My problem with smartphones is they don't capture context
17:05Your behavior was unacceptable
17:07It reflects on the store, this company, and my leadership skills
17:09The three C's, Lou
17:11Courtesy, commitment, consideration
17:12Does rude begin with a C?
17:15Does abrasive begin with a C?
17:16I am really bad at phonics
17:22Brady, Lou
17:28Need I remind you both
17:30It is our relational attributes that keep us from going the root of
17:34The radio shacks and the best buys
17:35Our ability to be personable with our client
17:39Are you listening to me?
17:40Yes, personable is a P word
17:44That was flippant
17:46You know, I didn't hire both of you recalcitrants just because you're good with computers
17:49I hired you because you're waywards
17:51And one of the ways I like to give back is by being a beacon with waywards
17:55Shed a little light on those less fortunate
17:57But I got limits
17:58You got my message?
18:00I do
18:01No light for the flippant
18:07I'd like to say a few words about the state of our economy
18:10And what we're doing
18:11To put Americans back to work
18:13And build a new foundation for growth
18:16Last week, we received a report on America's gross domestic product
18:21A key measure of our economics health
18:24And it showed market improvement over the last few months
18:28This morning, we received additional signs that the worst may be behind
18:34Though we lost 247,000 jobs in July
19:06That is merely two hundred dollars
19:10what's your problem my problem is it costs money to maintain my garden and lawn
19:17all for naught when yard next door looks like you're raising ticks yeah kid at his sat tests
19:24or something on saturday well that was saturday this is wednesday it's true right here's another
19:31little nugget that can't be denied you should mind your own business i never mind my business
19:35did you call him tell him to get his lazy ass over here this is the problem with standardized
19:40testing lawns don't get mowed have a nice day ida i'm gonna call him and tonight i have some
19:48sea bass i bought more than i can eat so no need to defrost the peppers from coconut cake
19:54or whatever other delicacy you had planned
20:10never liked nobody that's been mean to me i've got a heart full of stone
20:19and i hate the misery
20:23then you came along
20:26into my life
20:30destroying me
20:31mounting up the toil and strife
20:34but i'm a fool for you
20:39i'm a fool for you
20:42i'm a fool for you
20:45i'm a fool for you
20:48those fucking balls
20:49hey
20:51it's the street not a goddamn hockey ring
20:55you're damn lucky you didn't break that window
20:57we apologize
20:59yeah well i'm tired of finding these things in my shrubs
21:01set them on last week and i'll turn my ankle over
21:04can you hear me
21:06do you hear me
21:07yes sir
21:12do you want to play sir
21:14we're missing a goalie
21:18do i look like a goalie to you
21:21you know just sometimes we see you watching us through your window
21:23you know it's kind of creepy
21:25but goalies are weird
21:29according to espn
21:30you sure you don't want to be a goalie
21:31you can wear the jason mask
21:36asshole
21:45it's very good
21:47of course it's good
21:48if i make something
21:50trust it's gonna be goddamn good
22:06how long have you had trouble peeing
22:12don't give me the look
22:13i see the flomax boxes in your garbage
22:16if you can't be bothered to recycle
22:18i will
22:20i buy half my groceries with your empty beer bottles
22:25street hockey
22:26street hockey kids
22:26ask me to play goalie
22:28they think i'm weird
22:31i'm scared though
22:33i've heard them talking
22:41when was the last time you had sex
22:45seriously
22:47you propositioned me either
22:51what if i am
22:53what if i am
22:53you could do a lot worse
22:54not to mention i live next door
22:59there's something to be said for convenience
23:01you got it
23:03hygiene as well
23:05i'd need you to bathe
23:10do you
23:12are you being serious here
23:15face it bill
23:16i'm your only option
23:18if you don't want to pay for it
23:20you're not an attractive man
23:22you're out of your mind
23:32take a look at that
23:33that was taken two days ago
23:37price that's you
23:38you're booked naked
23:39goddamn right i am
23:42i look incredible
23:49let me tell you something
23:50if you drop dead in that house
23:52your resale price gets cut in half
23:54and not just yours
23:56my property values might take a whack as well
24:00so you want to have sex
24:01to protect your resale value
24:02you're a fucking lunatic
24:10this physical and emotional inertia
24:12it's what killed larry you know
24:16one day he's a college professor
24:18then he retires
24:21little by little minute by minute
24:23he just
24:25retreated from the living
24:28the depression slithered up like a constrictor
24:33a slow choking death
24:40it was awful
24:45sorry
24:52you need to find some sort of purpose
24:55i'll leave it at that
25:18i'll leave it at that
25:24i'll leave it at that
25:38leave it at that
25:43four
25:43the
25:46user
26:01Greetings detective, I hope you don't mind me using your title.
26:04Even though you're now retired, I'd like to commend you for th-
26:31Thank you for 31 years of splendid service, 27 of them as a decorated detective.
26:38Saw one of the retirement ceremonies on channel 2 public access.
26:42You look so proud, thinner.
26:47You've put on a few.
26:48You must still be proud.
26:50I bet you broke hundreds of cases.
26:52Many of them, high profile.
26:59Tell me detective, did you catch all the bad guys?
27:05We know the answer to that, don't we?
27:07Some of us still lie in our graves, our murders unavenged.
27:12You made a promise.
27:14You said you'd get him.
27:17But you didn't get him.
27:19He's still out there.
27:21You fucking fail!
27:24Everyone's got an opinion, and I find the murder to be especially unforgiving.
27:29Were any of us on your mind when they gave you that plaque at the retirement party?
27:35Did any of them mention me?
27:37Or my little baby?
27:40I barely got to live at all.
27:42Two months.
27:43You got a cocksucking plaque.
27:45I guess I'd wish.
27:51A baby.
27:52I must say, that was a bonus.
27:55I'm the mom.
27:56Strawberry jam in a sleeping bag.
27:58Did you know I was actually wearing a condom that night?
28:03You got a baby.
28:10You got a baby.
28:12I'm the man.
28:19I'm the woman.
28:28You got a baby.
28:58So, let's go.
29:18So, let's go.
29:50So, let's go.
30:20So, let's go.
30:33So, let's go.
30:49So, let's go.
31:17Hey, I bought lunch.
31:19All right.
31:20Hey, look, I'm watching Primitive.
31:23Come join.
31:23It's a goodie.
31:26I would, but I've got to do work and then head back.
31:29Well, what's this big project you got going?
31:32Uh, this new kind of router.
31:34Come on, come on.
31:35Sit with me.
31:36Come on, honey.
31:37Sit with me for just a second.
31:38Could you, baby?
31:39Come on.
31:40Just a second.
31:47I'm concerned with these circles under your eyes, okay?
31:52I think you're working too hard with all these different jobs you got going.
31:55Well, if I want to go to college, I've got to earn money to pay for it, right?
32:00My baby.
32:02My college boy.
32:05I can't be all work and no play, honey.
32:08The young person has to have some kind of social life.
32:11I've got friends.
32:12Who?
32:13The lesbian?
32:16Or that boss who's nothing but mean to you.
32:19Well, they're okay.
32:22You need a little fun in your life.
32:25That's all I'm saying, okay?
32:30Hey, why is it you never had a girlfriend, hmm?
32:34I just don't understand this.
32:35I mean, look, I'm not finding fault with you, honey.
32:41No, in fact, just the opposite.
32:45You're smart.
32:48You're resourceful.
32:50And you're good-looking.
32:53Do you know how good-looking you are?
32:58I would think the girls would drip off you.
33:01Yeah.
33:03I've got to do work, so...
33:28Darkness.
33:40It's killing you, isn't it?
33:43Truth be told,
33:45I don't really miss it too much.
33:48Right.
33:49Serious.
33:55Except maybe...
33:56Case is still hanging fire.
34:00I'm dwelling them a bit.
34:03Starting it right there.
34:05City park rapists.
34:08I don't believe we didn't get them.
34:10Yeah.
34:12We will.
34:13Think about rapists, they always track again.
34:16And there's a Mercedes killer.
34:18Anything new on that?
34:20Nah.
34:21I ain't sure there ever will be.
34:22In what, two years?
34:24Likely a one-off.
34:26My money is probably...
34:27Coming to the job fair,
34:28saw the long line ahead of my flip down.
34:31You stole a Mercedes to go to a job fair,
34:33that doesn't make sense.
34:35Is the case still active?
34:37I mean, for real,
34:38anybody doing actual work on it?
34:39It's active, Bill.
34:42You're never gonna let it go, are you?
34:44It's making conversation.
34:49Camaraderie.
34:51For my health.
34:52Oh, okay.
34:55Now,
34:57she killed herself, you know.
34:59That's new.
35:00Maybe a true loanee?
35:01That's a woman with Mercedes who was stolen?
35:03Yeah, Pete,
35:04I know who she was.
35:05She owned some blame, after all.
35:08Smallowed some pills.
35:10Fuck.
35:14Was it ever disclosed
35:15a smiley face sticker
35:17was found on the steering wheel?
35:19I don't think so.
35:21What about the clown face?
35:22Ever reported witnesses saw
35:24the driver wearing the mask?
35:27Why do you ask?
35:28It was never recovered, right?
35:32It's 100.
35:46Here you go, Mr. Tech Whiz.
35:48Six out calls.
35:50Uh, I was actually planning to leave by three.
35:54You were planning to leave by three?
35:55My other job.
35:56You have another job?
35:58What is this other vocation, Brady?
36:01Inventing spaceships with Elon Musk's grant,
36:03whatever the fuck his name is?
36:04Back off, Roby.
36:05I will not back off.
36:09And whether you choose to see me as such or not,
36:10I'm sort of your mentor in life.
36:12Oh, yeah.
36:13He's going into full beacon mode.
36:15Go ahead, beam us.
36:17You ain't got a father.
36:18And your mother,
36:19well,
36:20I mean, no offense,
36:21I like the vodka myself,
36:22but
36:22not on my Rice Krispies.
36:24If you got my drift.
36:26You need to take good mentor advice
36:27where you can get it.
36:29This is your job right here, Brady.
36:31This is your career.
36:32You stick your DVDs.
36:34You help old Fakakas with dementia
36:35get Polydent out of their laptops.
36:37There's nothing wrong with that.
36:38It's a role in society.
36:39A lot of people don't got roles.
36:41You do.
36:42But you will never be happy
36:44unless you both appreciate what you have
36:46and accept what you are.
36:56Are you positive
36:57you didn't download any application?
36:59I don't even know how to download.
37:03There's all kinds of software
37:04to make files disappear and shit,
37:05but
37:06both parties need to have it installed
37:08and I
37:09can't find anything.
37:11Could he have hacked my computer
37:12and then downloaded it?
37:15I don't know.
37:16It's possible.
37:17some kind of malware or something.
37:21Can you at least tell me what you saw?
37:24It's private.
37:27Nothing's private anymore.
37:32You expecting somebody?
37:34No.
37:38Are you serious?
37:39Stay where you are.
37:45Oh, for God's sake.
37:47And what's he doing here?
37:50We're having a party.
37:54How do you want, Tida?
37:56I'd like a minute.
37:57Alone, if possible.
38:02Yeah.
38:03I'll talk to you later.
38:04I'll talk to you later.
38:05I'll talk to you later.
38:13You hurt my feelings.
38:15I wasn't going to say anything,
38:17but
38:17keeping pain to myself
38:18is not a strength.
38:20Should you desire
38:21or not desire
38:23to have sexual relations with me,
38:24certainly your choice.
38:26I take
38:26well-earned pride
38:27in my physical appearance.
38:30That's what this is about?
38:32Yes.
38:33For you to be so repulsed
38:35by my body.
38:36I wasn't repulsed.
38:37You nearly gagged
38:38on your own vomit.
38:39I was repulsed by the fact
38:40that you were showing me
38:41naked photographs of yourself.
38:42I wasn't reacting
38:43to how you looked.
38:45I'm a handsome woman.
38:47I never said you weren't.
38:48And yet you couldn't
38:49bring yourself
38:49to look at the pictures.
38:51You were recoiled.
38:53Come on out and recoil.
38:54You were coiled.
38:55I saw it.
38:57What do you want
38:58from me, Tida?
39:00I want you to look
39:01at the picture.
39:04You want me
39:05to look at the picture?
39:06Yes.
39:07For what purpose?
39:09Because you're my neighbour
39:10and I want to be friends
39:11with you
39:11and I don't think
39:12I can be friends
39:13with somebody
39:13who recoils
39:14because of the sight
39:14of my naked body.
39:15I realise that's
39:16a deficit of mine
39:17but I am what I am.
39:22Fine.
39:34Very nice.
39:38It's lovely.
39:49Jesus fucking Christ.
39:55I'm
40:27Oh
41:17I don't know.
41:21the sponsorship we got with that case.
41:22Like, is that continued?
41:23You know, anything recently happened?
41:26Well, why do you ask?
41:29Just told you, I'm curious.
41:30You're, uh, curious.
41:33I worked a long time in that case.
41:35After a conversation yesterday,
41:37it just got me thinking.
41:38Yeah, that conversation we had
41:39about the park rapist that you
41:41segued into a conversation
41:42about the Mercedes killer.
41:43That conversation?
41:44Why are you talking to me like that?
41:45Because of all the cases
41:47for you to obsess over,
41:48this is the one...
41:48I'm not obsessing, I just trashed it.
41:50Any reason, listen, never mind.
41:53No, you need to never mind.
41:56Sixteen people died.
41:57We're meant to just forget it.
41:59I'm not, I'm still on the case.
42:00You're meant to forget it.
42:02You're retired.
42:03I'm going to work.
42:46Good morning, sir.
42:47Good morning, sir.
42:49Do you carry surveillance cameras?
42:52Uh, why, yes, we do, sir.
42:53Security cams, anti-cams, drop cams,
42:56and we can not only provide the equipment,
42:57we can service all your installation needs as well.
42:59Yeah, I can install it myself.
43:01I just want the merchandise.
43:03It's right over there.
43:07Actually, let me show you where it's located.
43:13One can never take security too seriously.
43:16That's what I always say.
43:18We live in an increasingly dangerous world.
43:20Vigilance is an American value.
43:22One if by land, two if by sea.
43:24Our wonderful country began with that.
43:26Give it our last, would you?
43:27Yeah, sure, I'll just leave you with that merchandise.
43:33Is this good?
43:36Yeah, that's, that's a good one.
43:38Thanks.
43:40Take this.
43:41Yes, sir.
43:58Not a chance.
44:01This will be the last time, I swear.
44:02I said the last time would be the last time,
44:03the time before that.
44:04Yeah, I promise this will be the last time.
44:06You're a civilian.
44:07I give civilians access to evidence.
44:09I lose my job.
44:11Marty,
44:12my therapist is saying I gotta get closure and shit.
44:16Personally, I think closure is over fucking rated.
44:18But the nightmares, the panic attacks,
44:20I could do it out.
44:21He says I gotta take certain steps.
44:22This is one of them.
44:24Five minutes, sir.
44:25I'll let you hold the watch.
44:26Do you know the expensive watch I got
44:27for 36 years at Distinguished Service?
44:30Please.
44:37Please hit it.
44:38Please hit it.
44:57Take it.
45:08Please, let's go.
45:09Let's go.
45:09Try to take it.
45:16Let's go.
45:18I can't wait.
45:19I can't wait.
45:28I can't wait.
45:31Oh, no.
45:41I can't wait.
45:42If you're looking for any dad, don't let him make those.
45:43I can't wait.
45:43I can't wait.
45:43OK, then.
45:46There is no need for a moment.
46:10TIREN
46:11WHISTLE BLOWS
46:55Hey, you want maybe I'll angle that one into Ida's backyard?
46:59Or watch her sunbathe in the nude.
47:01She'd like that.
47:05I want a full panoramic if you can get it.
47:07Yeah, you got it.
47:10Have you ever thought about getting a guard dog?
47:12I'm not that you're a turtle ain't scary.
47:15It's a tortoise.
47:16Oh.
47:18You got into Harvard.
47:21Yeah, I did.
47:23You know, we could program this shit right into your iPhone.
47:26You could watch it from anywhere.
47:28In some movie theater boards and shit over where the Iron Man's getting it on with Wonder Woman.
47:32You just whip out your phone and see who's breaking into your house.
47:36Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.
47:43Oh, okay.
47:44How about we take a break and you treat me to a whistle pop.
47:50That's an ice cream, boss.
47:55I'll have a brownie good life.
47:56No whipped cream.
47:58Oh, watching your figure, are you?
48:01It's going to help me.
48:02I'm going to smack you.
48:03I'm kidding.
48:10Fucking kids.
48:12Hello, friendly friends.
48:14Can I have a very good piece?
48:15Well, that depends.
48:17Have you been a very good girl?
48:18Yes.
48:19Well, let me guess.
48:19You can have one.
48:24Here you go, sweetheart.
48:25Here you go, girl.
48:26Here you go, girl.
48:35Here you go, girl.
48:39Here you go, girl.
48:42Here you go, girl.
48:43Here you go, girl.
48:43Here you go, girl.
48:43Here you go, girl.
48:44Here you go, girl.
48:44Here you go, girl.
48:44Here you go, girl.
48:44Here you go, girl.
48:44Here you go, girl.
48:45Here you go, girl.
48:47Here you go, girl.
48:48Here you go, girl.
48:52Here you go, girl.
48:53Who's next?
49:23Watchin' your boyfriend's heart
49:27Thinks of that, don't you see
49:29We're all laughing at you and me
49:31Ha ha ha ha
49:34Ha ha ha ha
49:36Ha ha ha ha
49:45You'll probably laugh when you hear this song
49:47You dance around like you've got me wrong
49:49If you're stupid, you make me sick
49:52I want some memories that I want to play
49:54I want some memories that I want to play
49:56I'm gonna be a person in pain
50:01If life's fine, easy to go to space
50:06Thinks of that, don't you see
50:08We're all laughing at you and me
50:10Ha ha ha ha
50:13Ha ha ha ha
50:15Ha ha ha ha
50:32Ooh
50:50Thinks of that, don't you see
50:51We're all laughing at you and me
51:07I watch the TV, I see our cops in it
51:10Shot a bad man, they made it stop
51:12Can't you see it's the only way
51:14To give it right back and play
51:16To give it right back and play
51:19To give it to the girls and we don't see the high
51:24We like our brains and we don't want to cry
51:29We're killing ourselves to see
51:31We're all laughing at you and me
51:33Ha ha ha ha
51:35Ha ha ha ha
51:38Ha ha ha ha
51:39Ha ha ha ha
51:39Ha ha ha ha
51:44Ha ha ha ha
51:47Ha ha ha ha
52:02Oh ah ha ha ha ha
52:04That's another ugly man
52:06Lots of boyfriends
52:06available with me
52:06Cat Baby
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