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مسلسل Mr. Iglesias مترجم - Episode 3
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00:11All right, gang, I'd ask you how your summer was,
00:13but since we spent it together, I know it was awesome.
00:17It's like we never left.
00:19Oh, you know, maybe we never did.
00:23The gum I put under here is still soft.
00:28And minty.
00:29Oh, disgusting.
00:32And yet not at all surprising.
00:36You guys did such a great job in summer school, it gave me an idea.
00:39I want our class to represent the school in this year's academic decathlon at the end of the semester.
00:44That's what the honor students do.
00:48Yeah, well, you could challenge them, and you could beat them.
00:51Who's in?
00:56Nice one, Grace. I see you downloaded the Heckler app.
01:00Look, in all seriousness, you guys, you could do this if you really wanted to.
01:04Exactly. If we wanted to.
01:08We know you want us to thrive, Mr. Iglesias, but we're happy just getting by.
01:14You should put that on a t-shirt, Walt.
01:18Academic decathlon, Mr. Iglesias?
01:19That's a rich kid thing.
01:21They have tutors.
01:22Their tutors have tutors.
01:24They live in two-story tutors with two car garages, and get this, two parents.
01:30What?
01:32Look, I'm going to take your zero interest as a hard maybe.
01:35Good morning, Mr. Iglesias.
01:37Students?
01:38Speaking of hard maybe.
01:41I come bearing gifts, and by gifts, I mean new rules.
01:44Oh, there's nothing like the look on a kid's face on Christmas morning.
01:48Look, Mommy, look what's in my stocking, a new rule.
01:56I pitched Principal Madison the idea of creating a new position.
02:01School security czar.
02:08And let me guess, you've nominated someone completely unqualified.
02:12Yourself?
02:14Precisely, and if all goes smoothly, Principal Madison will allow me to place that position
02:19on my business card.
02:20Uh, what's a business card?
02:24Something you'll probably never have.
02:26Oh!
02:27Something no one under 40 will ever have.
02:33Nevertheless, say hello to the linchpin of my security initiative.
02:38Clear backpacks?
02:39What are you, Gwen Stefani?
02:42I ain't no hollaback girl.
02:51From now on, all students are to use these so the contraband can be easily spotted.
02:55I thought plastic bags were out loud in California.
02:58This is an injustice.
03:00It's clearly unconstitutional.
03:02Yeah, clear.
03:03Oh, I get it.
03:09That's adorable.
03:10Mr. Iglesias probably taught you that you have rights.
03:13You don't.
03:14You're students.
03:17Thanks for the visit, Bad Santa.
03:21Well, looks like Big Brother's here.
03:24I'm a poor man out for my privacy.
03:27What is this, part of Border Patrol's fall collection?
03:30These backpacks will definitely make it easier for them to check our papers.
03:34Wait, there's a paper due?
03:38It's the first day.
03:41I need an extension.
03:44Look, if you guys hate these backpacks, then you need to let your voices be heard.
03:47This country's foundation was built on protest.
03:51Can anyone give me an example?
03:52I can.
03:53The Montgomery bus boycott launched the civil rights movement.
03:57I got one.
03:58Boston Tea Party launched the American Revolution.
04:00And my sweet moves launched a dance-dance revolution.
04:04Yeah.
04:05And that revolution is still going strong.
04:08Oh, damn straight it is.
04:09Oh, yeah.
04:10Oh.
04:10Yeah.
04:12Mm.
04:17Okay, uh, you guys heard Hernandez.
04:19He wants things to run smoothly.
04:21So let's do everything in our power to make sure things don't run smoothly.
04:25Are you saying what I think you're saying?
04:27Maybe.
04:29You know, as a teacher, I probably shouldn't encourage civil unrest.
04:33But in America, if you don't like the rules, you protest.
04:36And the worst thing they can do is make sure you never play professional football again.
04:43It's the Big Nations.
04:48It's the Big Nations.
04:50Woo!
04:52You know, this is my 47th first day of school.
04:57Well, we know.
04:58That 1971 yearbook gets passed around quite a bit.
05:03Yeah, your afro blocked out half the faculty.
05:07Yeah, that fro was a chick magnet.
05:11And a police magnet.
05:14Who else was so excited about today?
05:17They stayed up all night baking.
05:19I'm guessing just you, but I've never been mad at a cookie.
05:24Someone's in a good mood.
05:26You must be getting over Danny.
05:28Ugh, Danny.
05:29I hope the seat falls off his bicycle and he doesn't notice.
05:33And he sits right on it.
05:34Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey.
05:36Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
05:40We get it.
05:40You're not over Danny.
05:41The worst part is, I can't afford the two bedroom I found for both of us.
05:45Now I have to move.
05:46really sounds like you need a strong man with a truck sounds like the beginning
05:55of every Dateline episode thanks Tony but I still have to find a place I'm
06:03looking at an apartment tonight I found on Craigslist and that sounds like the
06:06end of every Dateline episode oh I like this lighting first-day photos give a
06:13good side who am I kidding all my sides are good come on all right listen up
06:31everybody's got to bring their a-game because mama needs to be the principal of
06:35an elite 100 school I'll go get my things you're an honors teacher now you're
06:42going to be part of the solution yeah bro it's a bit of an adjustment but you
06:45got this so that's why you have your guard dog handing out clear backpacks yep
06:51and if he pulls this one off he's got a lot of other ideas you know for such an
06:56insecure man he sure has a lot of thoughts about security clear backpacks yeah that
07:04should solve the educational crisis in America good good looking good hey check it out Tony it's a
07:17peeping Carlos the only guy too unlikable to work for airport security looks good calculator good
07:25Fernandez bad hey bro is it just me or does he look like Los Defensores right
07:34those those those those those those those those I was thinking about what Abby said and I know you
07:42have that empty unit in your building absolutely not man I know what you're thinking what am I
07:47thinking that you'll come and hang out with Abby by pretending to hang out with me wow you get me
07:51uh-huh come on bro she needs a new place why not because man after a long day at work
07:56the last person
07:56I want to see is another co-worker but it won't be just her I'll be there too oh that
08:01makes it even
08:01better seriously bro you're gonna turn my living room into the faculty lounge I need my alone time
08:08great you go out it'll just be me and her well I'm gonna need your Netflix password yeah that's what
08:16the ladies don't love is stolen cable and chill
08:29Wow what do we got here a protest hey did you guys come up with us all on your own
08:34we're just
08:36basically doing what you told us to do if anybody asks I wasn't involved either and if they come to
08:50put microchips in us I'm ghost relax Lorenzo I think you're good really quick you guys I just got to
08:58tell you how proud I am of all of you you're not just learning history you're living it even Walt
09:03I need a
09:07moment we're standing up for our beliefs and also missing geometry win-win
09:15have got to go mr. Iglesias did you put them up to this if I did it was by teaching
09:23them American
09:24history very well apparently I don't want to toot my own horn but uh not only are your students violating
09:32the clear backpack ordinance they're blocking an exit yeah I don't love navigating a teenage
09:36mosh pit to get back to my office well I'm not an English teacher but this does not look like
09:44the
09:44definition of running smoothly they don't like to clear backpacks that's how you know it's a good idea
09:50you know what's even a better idea back to class yes ma'am no we're not giving up without a
10:00fight yes ma'am
10:07uh give me liberty or give me death Patrick Henry I shot the sheriff Bob Marley
10:17go Raiders little puppet
10:27nice sign Miss Fuentes I think it's pretty good for a crappy library printer by the way we're out of
10:33toner Che Guevara may look good on a protest sign or a hippie's t-shirt but as a Cuban American
10:39I promise you he was as misguided as you are pay no attention to him he's just mad because he
10:44can't
10:44rock a beret both of you my office now back to class hey you guys I think we got him
10:56right where
10:57we want him okay let's keep this going hey hey Carlos I cannot have broke Chella camping out in front
11:05of
11:05my office they won't the fire hose reaches the bullpen I measured let me rephrase if you don't
11:15take care of this right quick you'll have a thousand business cards that make no sense just out of
11:21curiosity who do you give your business cards to I'll have you know I was picked twice out of Denny's
11:27free lunch fishbowl when you sold me on your jackass plan you didn't tell me a protest came with it
11:34these kids already have one unexcused absence today if they miss two more classes I'm suspending them
11:41you can't do that to them on the first day of school they'll fall behind yeah and if they fall
11:46far enough behind the rest of the herd I can pick them off one by one they're students not boogers
12:00my backpack my choice my backpack my choice and one step closer to suspension in five four three
12:09two hold up stop the clock it's time for class well look who it is the pep boys
12:19Manny Moe and Jack in the Box mr. Gomez mr. Trujillo what are you guys doing here we're helping mr.
12:28Iglesias why because we like him and we're kind of meh on you and pretty much anywhere these brilliant
12:39teachers go becomes a classroom so now you can't mark them absent uh don't mark me anything I don't want
12:45to be on the list that's how they get you who's they nice try very clever mr. Iglesias you've bought
12:58them more time but I have not yet begun to fight I imagine when you do there'll be a lot
13:03of clawing
13:03scratching and crying precisely okay kids who here can say photosynthesis not me that's part of this
13:16protest was missing class I'm out let's be honest Walt lasted a lot longer than we thought he would
13:29I am so excited to move into Gabe's building are you sure he's cool with it are you kidding it
13:36was
13:36his idea I'll have to find a way to thank him it was kind of my idea first and it
13:45won't go unrewarded
13:47with scones scones yes that way you'll be in the friend scone I am buttery and delicious okay I just
14:00saved my protesters an unexcused absence thanks Gabe oh well don't thank me yet well you know we still
14:08have a standoff I'm so excited about this next chapter in our lives well what do you mean check
14:15chapter what are you what are you talking about Abby's taking you up on your offer we're gonna be
14:19next-door neighbors what did you do bro listen if all goes according to my plan with Abby we won't
14:42be
14:42bothering you much what plan look I offer her my truck to move okay she sees these Aztec pythons in
14:52a
14:52tank top they're a little flex while carrying her stuff she falls in love without the friends though
14:58and driving up the coast of Montecito yeah despacito Montecito hey guys we're standing strong in hour
15:09three at Wilson high on behalf of every student in America three of whom are watching no two now it's
15:17just me hey man what are you doing have you never heard of facial recognition software you just
15:24uploaded my image to the black helicopters in the sky oh my god oh damn I lost signal
15:34looking for this
15:40no why what is it it's the router I'm sure you're wondering why oh why is there no Wi-Fi
15:46no you can't do that the internet is my best friend and I guess you should know the internet is
15:54seeing
15:55other people a boom what's the matter check got your keyboard a boom mr. Hernandez what's happening
16:06I mean she's she's talking shh let her go I used to have that haircut then my mom got a
16:13job
16:17excuse me did I stutter wow grace you should talk in public more often you're great at it
16:26a boom dang mr. Hernandez your meanness cured grace of social anxiety and my meanness can ban the
16:38fortnight club you wouldn't do that try me I just killed grace's best friend sorry Marisol it's not
16:48worth the risk don't think less of me believe me I couldn't thank you I've never seen Mikey so scared
17:01before let me guess you threatened to ban fortnight club Marisol it's over a one-person protest is just
17:10loitering well that dance crazy is over no it's not it's actually a dab and that explains that
17:25tell me what democracy looks like this is what democracy looks like oh Carlos it looks like you
17:32didn't do what I told you to do and in this protest close but no securities are maybe next year
17:41that means never seriously it's just money so it's what it's okay look the backpacks are non-refundable
17:51can we just keep those please fine but this is the last of your dumbass ideas okay what about no
17:58locks
17:59on the lockers I'll think about it during Zumba oh who am I kidding Alejandro is teaching I will not
18:05be
18:05thinking about school
18:13so you have nothing to hide they're not so bad no you don't get it it's not just about a
18:23clear
18:24backpack mr. Iglesias it's what it represents yeah I know what does it represent it's the presumption of
18:32guilt do you think kids at rich schools have to wear these no because their school trusts them right and
18:39our school is saying uh hey we know you're just minding your own business but uh you live in this
18:44neighborhood yeah exactly you know living your whole life with everyone thinking you're always about to do
18:51something wrong takes a toll what does it matter the only one left no no you're not you got me
19:21every great relationship started as friends Ross and Rachel Chandler and Monica Tom Selleck in one of
19:29them Abby and somebody other than you she is no match for my Latino heat she's no match for you
19:39that's for
19:40sure you happy since you're gonna be moving that maybe you might need a strong pair of arms to help
19:49you I thought maybe afterwards you know we can oh Tony you know what I love about you you are
19:56so
19:56genuine it's nice to have a supportive male friend with no ulterior motive that's right just a helpful
20:04friend looking to do nothing but platonic things to you I mean with you you're amazing I'll leave the
20:14key under the mat wait wait what what what all my boxes are labeled and there are a lot of
20:19them so
20:20lift with your legs and I'll see you when I get back back back from where oh I'm going to
20:25Joshua Tree
20:26to take a sound bath in the integratron that is the whitest thing I've ever heard I am so excited
20:33to
20:34meditate to see if I can get the universe to send better things my way it already has thank you
20:41universe
20:42for sending me such a strong sincere friend who clearly picks up on signals oh and you leave the
20:49key to my storage locker that's where my piano is how long do you think we'll have to be out
20:59here
20:59before they give in I don't know the pipeline protest at Standing Rock lasted 10 months at least
21:06they stopped it right oh no it's up and running but don't worry you and I'll figure out a way
21:11to
21:11get Carlos to give it on the backpacks oh have any ideas no but I know somebody who could help
21:18a
21:19very wise man who never checks his text messages now just because I don't respond don't mean I'm not
21:26reading your 15 damn text messages we're still protesting the clear backpacks love a good protest
21:35keeps my blood to pumping well I wouldn't call this a good protest mr. Hayward it's just the two
21:40of us well a protest doesn't derive its power from numbers it gets it from the worthiness of its cause
21:46you know a very wise young lady taught me that these backpacks represent a presumption of guilt yeah some
21:52kids get to enjoy a presumption of innocence that sounds fun yeah stays with them from high school all
22:00into college sometimes all the way to the Supreme Court well how do we convince Hernandez that we
22:07deserve presumption of innocence well a protest is really just a negotiation what is this oh that's
22:18hers you win when you find your opponent's Achilles heel and when he goes to protect that you break his
22:30arm he
22:33misses the 60s all right well I'm gonna go say hello to my little friend principal Hernandez no I won't
22:44hold
22:44for the governor trying out the big girl chair huh it's only a matter of time I know you think
23:02you've won
23:03but when Paula sees the effectiveness of these backpacks she'll want to implement my entire
23:08program look Carlos you clearly don't understand what it's like for first-generation Latina growing
23:13up in this country I've seen Selena twice look these kids live with a lot of fear so presumption of
23:25guilt
23:25kind of triggers them but I'm sure you wouldn't know anything about that growing up in Cuba are you
23:31kidding me presumption of guilt isn't my DNA in Cuba el comité would just waltz into your house to see
23:38if
23:38you were following Castro's rules and I'm sure those rules were perfectly reasonable right what no they
23:44would they would just walk in take whatever they wanted my father had to swallow his pride and my
23:49mother's wedding ring it took us a damn week to get that ring back we all took shifts looking for
24:01it
24:05sweet story so basically growing up in Castro's Cuba was a lot like living in a clear backpack he goes
24:14yes yes no no no no no no no this is completely different I'm doing this for the security of
24:19everybody yeah I'm pretty sure that's what Fidel said the chair you know hey we take away their rights we
24:24keep them safe by the way do I have a platanita on my beard so I'm the committee in this
24:34story if the shoe fits
24:37call you you must feel terrible I'm gonna leave you alone with your conflicted thoughts of course when
24:49we were marching we didn't have fit fits no we had to count our own damn steps how'd it go
24:58ah well no
24:59soon well the day's over you must have somewhere to be actually no we're thinking about upping our
25:05demands taco Tuesdays and Thursdays Carlos are you gonna get these fools out of my bullpen no I've
25:15changed my mind I'm with them now what the hell do you mean sounds like he's joining our protests you
25:23don't have to join the protest dummy you can just call off the whole backpack thing I know it's my
25:28first
25:28protest I just want to know what it feels like to be on the right side can we do a
25:34chance sure
25:43hey hey ho ho clear backpacks got to go hey get together for the yearbook picture
25:58so while I was fighting for my kids rights to privacy uh you were fighting to take mine away
26:06thanks bro anytime bud I still can't believe you did this to me to you I did all the heavy
26:12lifting
26:12I was the one under the piano the hard part's over and now you have an awesome neighbor yeah a
26:19super
26:20friendly neighbor who I also work with dude I'd rather live next door to a serial killer at least
26:28they keep to themselves I'm sure you'll barely know she's there who doesn't love the piano
26:46I see what you're doing you're trying to get me to start drinking again no way bro I would never
26:52do that but let me know when cool Gabe comes back hey Gaber when it comes to chimes shells or
27:05bells
27:08bro please do something about this I like shells personally
27:44you
27:45you
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27:51you
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