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مسلسل How I Met Your Mother مترجم - Episode 3
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00:14so there was this one night before i met your mother when i really wanted to go to the bar
00:19the bar big surprise you should spend a lot of time in bars
00:24well that's just what we did back then me marshall and lily barney robin we all used to hang out
00:31at
00:31this one bar called mclaren's but then one night why don't we go to mclaren's let's go to mclaren's
00:38you guys talking to each other nobody's listening let's go to mclaren's mclaren's is boar snore
00:45ted tonight we're gonna go out we're gonna meet some ladies it's gonna be legendary phone five
00:52i had no idea why i hung out with barney
00:57you didn't phone five did you i know when you don't phone five ten
01:01come on we always go to mclaren's yeah because mclaren's is fun mclaren's is this much fun
01:08what i'm offering is the chance to have this much fun see you say that you say it's gonna be
01:15this
01:15much fun but most of the time it ends up being this much fun this much fun is good it's
01:20safe it's
01:21guaranteed this hand gesture thing doesn't really work on the phone does it no it doesn't
01:27get in the cab marshall you too oh i wish i could i think lily and i are just i
01:31understand
01:31get in the cab why can marshall say no uh because he's getting laid
01:38consistently ted ted ted right here you keep going to the same bar you're in a rut and i am
01:44a rut buster
01:45i'm going to bust your rut it's not a rut okay it's routine and i like it
01:51what's the first syllable in rut team
02:02peace out suckers
02:06all right so what's this legendary plan first we got to pick someone up at the airport
02:10okay i'm out of here esteban doors
02:16okay we just do this one little thing and the rest of the night is ours
02:20why do you have those suitcases and who are we picking up
02:23i don't know maybe her or her
02:27wait so when you said you were going to pick someone up at the airport you meant you were
02:31going to pick someone up at the airport
02:35scenario a couple of girls flying to town looking for a fun weekend in nyc when they
02:40meet two handsome international businessmen just back from a lucrative trip to japan
02:46sample dialogue you have a wheelie bag what i have a wheelie bag you've got to be kidding me
02:52false sidebar tuck in your shirt you look sketchy i'm sketchy trust me it's going to be legendary
02:59don't say legendary okay you're too liberal with the word legendary
03:03we're building an igloo in central park it's going to be legendary snow suit up
03:10ted ted ted right here this is happening now you can either put the bags on the carousel now or
03:15you can listen to me give you a really long speech convincing you to put the bags on the carousel
03:19your move
03:23ted since the dawn of time mankind has struggled
03:28that night marshall had a ton of studying to do
03:30so lily went out with robin who was new to new york and looking for a friend
03:35i'm so glad we finally get to hang out just the two of us
03:38are you sure you're okay giving up your friday night to hang with an old almost married lady
03:43oh please i'm so sick of the meat market scene
03:45guys are like the subway you miss one another one comes along in five minutes
03:49unless it's the end of the night then you get on anything
03:52compliment to that guy
03:59really sweet
04:00oh for you it's six dollars
04:03i guess that's one drawback to being engaged
04:07sure that's why he didn't
04:08hey
04:09oh oh hello
04:16so uh did you just get in from detroit
04:22japan
04:28okay carousel four is tapped out ready because i'm about to drop some knowledge
04:32cute girls are not from buffalo
04:36time out ten o'clock
04:38you ready to rock this tedder
04:39all right um i think we need to refine our backstory first how did we
04:42ted you klutzy great guy you
04:47hey
04:48marney
04:49hi
04:49oh my god are you okay
04:50oh i i'm so sorry
04:52it's fine no you're a little shaky on your landing i gave you a 9.2
04:56oh hi i'm ted
04:58laura look i'm really sorry that we have to hit and run but we've got a plane to catch
05:02oh where you headed
05:02philadelphia philly that's where we're headed
05:06you are
05:07well um then we'll see you on the phone
05:09yes you will
05:13follow them tickets on me
05:14no
05:15barney don't you get on that escalator
05:18and don't you dare get on that subsequent escalator
05:26study at law
05:31making a responsible choice for my future
05:37on a friday night
05:41being a lawyer had better be awesome
05:49what's up
05:51are you all right
05:52yeah
05:54hey guess where i am i'm on a ready
05:56plane to ready philadelphia
05:58that is awesome
06:00hey is that marshall
06:01marshall stop whatever you're doing get in that hoopty ass fiero of yours and come meet us in philly
06:05it's gonna be legendary
06:06man i wish i could guys
06:08yeah yeah yeah i sent you some pictures on my phone
06:10check it
06:17philly
06:19admit it you're having fun
06:21this much
06:2335 000 feet of fun
06:25well i didn't think i'd be flying to philadelphia when i woke up this morning i'll give you that
06:29attaboy let's go talk to those girls
06:30whoa whoa whoa the seatbelt sign's on
06:32ted
06:33you've been living your whole life in a seatbelt
06:36it's time to unclick
06:41sir
06:42seatbelt lights off
06:43yeah sorry sorry
06:47well i grew up in park slope
06:49oh i love park slope when did you move to minhap
06:51you're from park slope
06:52uh no she is
06:55so where are you from heaven
06:57yeah i'm a ghost
06:59i died 15 years ago like that pickup line
07:02hey y'all
07:04oh my god i'm so sorry
07:05oh believe me i've been there
07:07i have this line and i use
07:08guys come check it out
07:11hey
07:13you take this one i'll save it for the next one
07:19so what brings you guys to philly
07:21we're visiting our boyfriends
07:22i think hers is gonna propose this weekend
07:25isn't that great
07:28so great
07:35so there we were
07:36stuck on an airplane to philadelphia with two very unsingle girls
07:40all thanks to your uncle barney
07:42aren't they cute
07:43they're both linebackers for the eagles
07:46both
07:47both of their boyfriends are linebackers
07:53you're going to philly why
07:56i didn't ask
07:58well it sounds like you're having a lot more fun than i am
08:01i'm just talking to guys backs while they hit on robin
08:05oh yeah i bet she gets that a lot
08:08don't you bet i get that a lot
08:09not with a ring on your finger
08:11i mean you don't guys see the ring
08:12it's like ka-chong marshall parking only
08:15oh of course
08:16that's it the ring
08:18i guess i'm not used to it yet
08:19oh it's totally the ring
08:21if you took that ring off your finger
08:22you'd have a ton of guys crowd in your junk
08:25i'm not gonna take off my ring
08:27wouldn't you be jealous of guys swarming all over my beeswax
08:31oh yeah
08:32you know me i'm the jealous type
08:34any goon so much as looks at you
08:36i'll sock him in the kisser
08:37no seriously you girls have a good time tonight
08:40bye
08:49robin robin
08:51hey i'm over here
08:54g-g-g-go in the philly
08:57marshall don't come to philly
08:58but we're on an adventure
09:00we're on a tarmac in philadelphia
09:02crazy adventure
09:04fine
09:06no
09:08no
09:09the night has just started
09:11look airport bar
09:12flight attendants
09:14they'll get your tray table in its full upright position
09:16say what
09:18passengers must be extensive
09:20please come with us gentlemen
09:22keep your hands where i can see them
09:23barney
09:24i am going to kill you
09:25don't say you're gonna kill someone in front of airport security
09:29not cool
09:32this is an outrage
09:34we are international businessmen on a very important international business trip
09:39i demand you release us immediately
09:42you demand
09:43no no no no no no he does not demand
09:45we we we have no demands
09:46sir i'm gonna have to ask you to remain calm
09:48okay yeah i'm calm
09:49i'm totally calm
09:51we've got footage of you placing two bags on jfk carousel three
09:55and abandoning them to purchase a last minute flight with cash
09:59those bags were your responsibility
10:01they were your bags
10:02sir please
10:03we're assessing the bag situation
10:10look this is all just it's a misunderstanding
10:12please
10:15we are international businessmen
10:17my colleague accidentally left the bags there
10:20now please let us go
10:22before we miss our international business meeting
10:26can't remember the last time i saw an international business man with an untucked shirt
10:32in addition we received this footage taken over the last few months
11:02believe it or not that duffel bag thing worked
11:07the truth is my friend he does this thing where he goes to airports with fake luggage to pick up
11:12girls
11:12and we followed some here to philadelphia that that that's it that's all this is
11:17nobody's that lame
11:19yes he's that lame
11:21tell him you're that lame
11:25we are international businessmen
11:27oh come on
11:28sir
11:28lower your voice
11:30we'll restrain you
11:31dude seriously relax
11:34we at least get to call our lawyer
11:36exactly
11:37wait
11:38do we have a lawyer
11:39do we have a lawyer?
11:40listen to me
11:41you're both american citizens
11:43don't let them pull any patriot act voodoo
11:45you both retain the right to refuse to answer any questions without an attorney present
11:48so don't say anything until i get there alright?
11:50okay goodbye
11:51okay goodbye
11:53oh philly!
11:54the adventure continues!
11:57destroy!
12:05it's ridiculous in here why don't we go somewhere else
12:07no this place is great
12:13what are you doing?
12:15what?
12:16with your lips and everything
12:18my lips are always like this
12:29you had to play the race card
12:34relax ted we didn't do anything wrong
12:36and btw we'd be out of here by now if you'd have tucked in your shirt
12:41go ahead jfk what is the baggage status?
12:44they're clean
12:44it's just a whole bunch of condoms
12:47and a power bar
12:50you're free to go
12:54don't come to philly
12:55man i'm almost halfway there
12:57yeah we just got released and we're heading back on the next flight
12:59meet us at mclaren's maybe we can still make last call
13:01can we just just
13:02no we can't just
13:04we're going home
13:06we're going to sasha's
13:07who the hell is sasha?
13:09sasha
13:09she's having friends over for drinks at her house
13:13it's going to be
13:14legend
13:14wait for it
13:16and i hope you're not lactose intolerant
13:17because the second half of that word is
13:18dairy
13:20no
13:20legendary
13:21legendary
13:22that sounds awesome
13:23no marshall we're going back
13:25fine
13:26hold on i have another coal
13:29hello
13:29marshall we're going to sasha's
13:31no we're not
13:33ted ted ted
13:34right here
13:35yes we are
13:36sorry buddy
13:37two against one
13:41oh look a booth opened up
13:42really?
13:43yeah i thought we could finally go talk and you're not listening to me so i'm going to walk away
13:47yeah yeah
13:48booth
13:54hey
13:54hey
13:56i'm engaged
13:57you know i'm sorry i i took my ring off
14:00it's very very sweet of you to come over talk to me but i just
14:03yeah i'm gay
14:05i just came over to let you know that you sat on a grave
14:11oh damn it
14:17so barney and i hit the town
14:19philadelphia pa
14:20our first and only stop
14:22sasha's party
14:28so uh
14:29you're sasha's friends huh?
14:31you know it
14:34you guys keep the volume down
14:37you're gonna wake my grandpa
14:41how months are living?
14:50lilly
14:51shhh
14:53lilly
14:54shhh
14:55oh
15:00back at the bar
15:02girls night out wasn't going as robin had hoped
15:10lilly's phone
15:11robin
15:12where's lilly?
15:14she's uh
15:15is she talking to some hockey player?
15:18But you can tell me it's totally cool. It was my idea. Hell, I told her she could take the
15:22ring off.
15:23Really? Well, I thought it was kind of weird, but if you're cool with it, yeah.
15:27It's off and she's talking to some guy. Do you want me to go over and...
15:30No! Don't interrupt. It's awesome.
15:34So the ring's really off, huh?
15:37Awesome.
15:40Well, just tell her I called and tell her that she's awesome.
15:51Really, really awesome.
15:55Our relationship is built on mutual trust.
16:00I can't breathe.
16:04Did you hear that, Ted? Dana works security at the Liberty Bell.
16:07I do okay.
16:10Ah, it must be really well cordoned off over there. Do you ever go behind the rope and touch it?
16:14Only all the time.
16:16Do you ever, like, stick your head inside it?
16:18Yeah.
16:20Do you ever lick it?
16:22Nope. I have never licked it.
16:27I bet nobody in history has ever licked the Liberty Bell.
16:32If someone were to pull that off, I dare say it would be...
16:36What's the word?
16:38Well, this is my stop.
16:40Legendaire, Ted Legendaire.
16:41Barney, I'm going to the airport. Sasha, thank you.
16:44And tell your grandpa I'm sorry I walked in on him in the bathroom.
16:49I'll get some club soda for that sting.
16:55Lily, I thought tonight was about us hanging out. What are you doing?
16:58Just fending off the advances of that totally hot guy.
17:02Dude, I think that guy is gay.
17:03Oh, I know that guy is gay.
17:06Just Marshall and I have been together for nine years.
17:09I haven't been single since high school.
17:11You want to be single?
17:13You want to fight off loser guys all night?
17:15Does that seem like fun to you?
17:16I guess I just wanted to throw this net back into the ocean and see how many fish I could
17:21catch.
17:22So far one.
17:24One gay dolphin.
17:26And Marshall.
17:27Lily, all these girls here tonight are all hoping to catch what you've already got.
17:32You're right. I know.
17:34Hey, do you want to go get coffee and have an actual conversation?
17:38If by coffee you mean cheesecake, then yes.
17:42Hey, I got the club soda.
17:44Let's see that booty.
17:46Thank you so much.
17:52You want a mess, pal?
17:53That's my fiance's hot backside that you're dabbing.
17:56Marshall, no!
17:57Baby, please, don't ever take that ring off again, no matter how awesome I say that it is.
18:01It's okay, man.
18:02Back off, hombre!
18:03I'm not that afraid to fight you.
18:05You want to test this guy?
18:07Be my guest.
18:08Marshall?
18:09He's gay.
18:10Oh, thank God.
18:11I've never been in a fight before.
18:13You don't say.
18:15So it turned out Uncle Marshall really was the jealous type.
18:19Unfortunately, that guy's boyfriend?
18:21Also the jealous type.
18:24Hey!
18:25Hey, hey!
18:25Hey!
18:26Hey!
18:26Hey!
18:27Hey!
18:29Hey!
18:29Hay!
18:32Hey!
18:33How'd you be the best
18:35thing to make your day?
18:37Fuck!
18:42What?
18:48Hey!
18:49Hey!
18:50Hey!
18:53Hey!
18:54Hey!
18:54Ted you're not even looking look our forefathers died for the pursuit of
19:02happiness okay not for the sit around and wait of happiness now if you want
19:07you can go to the same bar drink the same beer talk to the same people every
19:11day or you can lick the Liberty Bell you can grab life by the crack and lick the
19:19crap out of it that was beautiful man thanks Leonard Ted you're missing out on
19:27a valuable life lesson look I don't need you to teach me how to live okay I know
19:31how to live if you want to go lick the Liberty Bell just go lick it yourself no
19:36it has to be the two of us why what why do you need me because you're my best
19:40friend all right you don't have to tell me I'm yours but the way I see it we're a
19:46team without you I'm just the dynamic uno
19:54I want to go home
20:03we'll go lick the Liberty Bell good because we're here
20:09I had no idea how Barney redirected the cab without me knowing but we got out
20:13Dana Lettison and by God we lick the Liberty Bell and you know what it tastes
20:18like what freedom no actually tastes like pennies we really did and that was
20:31when I realized why I hung out with Barney I never got where I thought I
20:35wanted to go but I always got a great story
20:42so that girl you were talking to that was mom kids every story in a man's life is
20:47like a dot and an impressionist painting and when that's a no yeah that's a no
20:51what come on
20:54so
20:57the
21:00and
21:09you
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