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00:15You know how Aunt Robin's a big fan of Halloween?
00:17Always dressing up in crazy costumes?
00:20Well, she wasn't always that way.
00:21Back in 2005, she thought she was too cool for Halloween.
00:26Unlike Aunt Lily.
00:27Guess what came in the mail today?
00:29Our costumes? Do they rule?
00:31They rule.
00:32And yours is 100% wool, so you won't get hypothermia like last year.
00:37Tart as a nipple blue.
00:40You know what I love about Halloween?
00:41It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner hobag.
00:46If a girl dresses up as a witch, she's a slutty witch.
00:49If she's a cat, she's a slutty cat.
00:51If she's a nurse...
00:52Wow, we get it.
00:55She's a slutty nurse.
00:57Robin, what are you doing for Halloween?
00:59Oh, I don't know.
01:00Probably hanging out with Mike, this guy I've been seeing.
01:03Mike?
01:04There's a Mike?
01:05You have a boyfriend you haven't told us?
01:07No, I mean, he's not my boyfriend.
01:08He's just this guy I've been seeing for a couple weeks.
01:12Boyfriend!
01:12So why haven't we met him?
01:14We're not really ready to go public yet.
01:17Married!
01:19How about we go on a Halloween double date?
01:22I don't know, we were kind of thinking about staying at home and dressing up as naked people.
01:27Come on, Robin.
01:28Try out your new fella.
01:30Let us judge and evaluate him behind your back.
01:32It'll be fun.
01:34Hey, Ted, you'll never guess what happened.
01:36Your costume's made?
01:36Our costume!
01:37Yes.
01:38That is why we're best friends.
01:40Hey, Ted, what are you doing for Halloween?
01:43Well...
01:43What?
01:44Every Halloween, Ted waits for the slutty pumpkin.
01:47That's right.
01:48What's the slutty pumpkin?
01:49You mean who is the slutty pumpkin?
01:51It was four years ago.
01:53I was at this Halloween party up on the roof of our building.
01:56About to call it an early night.
01:58When out of nowhere, appeared this girl in the sexiest pumpkin costume.
02:03Wait, how can a pumpkin costume be sexy?
02:06It was carved in strategic places.
02:08So, we're at the bar and I see her mix Kahlua and...
02:12Kahlua and Rootbear.
02:13A cocktail she invented herself.
02:15And she called it the Tootsie Roll.
02:17Because it tastes like an alcoholic Tootsie Roll.
02:20Hey, can I please tell the story?
02:21So, we had this instant connection.
02:24She gave me her number.
02:25But then something went terribly wrong.
02:27Guys!
02:29And something went terribly wrong.
02:32Happy Halloween!
02:35Sonny, where's Cher?
02:36Cher?
02:37Right here, babe.
02:40I just met the perfect woman.
02:43She's funny.
02:44She's beautiful.
02:45She loves Star Wars.
02:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:47What's her take on Ewoks?
02:48Loves them.
02:49Oh, good.
02:49I don't know why people are so cynical about Ewoks.
02:52The Rebellion would have failed without the Ewoks.
02:54Well, get this.
02:55She's a marine biologist.
02:56She spent a year in Antarctica studying penguins.
02:58Oh, penguins are cool.
02:59Kind of like black and white Ewoks.
03:01I approve.
03:03Hey, where's my Kit Kat?
03:04I put it right here on this table.
03:05I don't know, but we have plenty of chocolate here.
03:07No, no, no.
03:08You don't understand.
03:08I need that Kit Kat.
03:10She wrote her number on that wrapper.
03:11Where is it?
03:12Uh-oh.
03:15Hey, Dracula.
03:16Come on.
03:17Give me it, Candy.
03:18Give me it.
03:22Where's the Kit Kat?
03:23Where's the Kit Kat?
03:26Never found her number.
03:27Never saw her again.
03:28But every year they have a Halloween party up on the roof.
03:31So that's where I'll be.
03:32You know, Ted, it's been four years.
03:34She could be engaged or married or, God forbid, fat.
03:40I don't know.
03:41I got a feeling.
03:42This could be the year.
03:43Halloween is a night of wonder and magic.
03:46Oh, shit.
03:47All right, bring the mockery.
03:48Fine.
03:48I can take it.
03:49Come on.
03:49Wouldn't it be the coolest story ever if the slutty pumpkin turned out
03:52to be my future wife?
03:54Oh, on the off chance that that could happen,
03:57maybe we should stop calling her the slutty pumpkin.
04:00That would be a good idea.
04:01That would be a good idea.
04:02Good idea.
04:02Ted, is your world ready to be rocked, rocked, rocked, rocked?
04:07Can't wait.
04:13So, what do you think?
04:14So, what do you think?
04:16Fine.
04:18Wow.
04:19Marshall, are you wearing eyeliner?
04:21Oh, yeah.
04:22Weirdly hot, right?
04:24We are so gonna win the costume contest this year.
04:27First prize, a $50 gift certificate at the bar.
04:30And how much did you pay for your costumes?
04:32$100.
04:33Each.
04:35Well, I think you guys look great.
04:38What are you going as?
04:39Oh, like I even need to ask.
04:41Hey, I want the slutty pumpkin to recognize me,
04:43and she knows me as a hanging chad.
04:47What?
04:48She thought it was hilarious.
04:49Yeah, four years ago,
04:51but nobody remembers what the hell a hanging chad is.
04:54What a sad commentary on our national attention span
04:56that we could forget such a turbulent time in our political history.
05:01Sad commentary.
05:02All right.
05:03All right.
05:04Holly got to pee.
05:05Again?
05:07Where are you going?
05:08It's an elaborate costume.
05:23I'm going to take you right into the danger zone.
05:35No, no, not again.
05:37Not this year.
05:37You're going as my wingman.
05:39Flight suit up.
05:40No, thanks.
05:41I'm sticking with the hanging chad.
05:43Oh, you're dangerous, Maverick.
05:44Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash.
05:48Okay.
05:50Here's the plan, and I crap you not.
05:53I'm getting us into the Victoria's Secret Halloween party.
05:58Trust me.
05:58By the end of the night, your chad will not be hanging.
06:02We can get rejected by supermodels any night of the year.
06:05Tonight, I'm going up to the roof.
06:06I'm going to have a few beers.
06:07I'm going to wait for the slutty pumpkin.
06:09It's just what I do.
06:11Hmm.
06:12Victoria's Secret models prancing around in bras and panties.
06:16Or Yale preppies reuniting their stupid acapella group.
06:20What's that left hand?
06:21Right hand sucks?
06:22Word.
06:24Head up to the roof.
06:25Well, boys, looks like it's just the three of us.
06:27What's that?
06:28Cell five?
06:29Nice.
06:29We out.
06:32Hey, Chad.
06:33How's it hanging?
06:34Hey, wordplay.
06:36Funny.
06:37Woo.
06:38Nice outfit.
06:39I'm a parrot.
06:40You sure are.
06:42Where's Mike?
06:43He's meeting me here.
06:44I ran late covering the Halloween parade in the village.
06:47There are like a zillion gay pirates this year.
06:50Seriously?
06:50Does my eyeliner look okay?
06:52Yes, it's weirdly hot.
06:55So, where's your costume?
06:56Uh, you know, Mike and I joked about doing something together, but we decided not to dress up.
07:04Oh, jeez.
07:05Hi.
07:06Uh, everyone, this is Michael.
07:09That is not his real hair.
07:11Um, where's your costume, Gretel?
07:13You thought I was...
07:14Oh, I was just kidding.
07:16I gotta stop making jokes and emails.
07:18It's so hard to convey tone.
07:22I think we got them beat.
07:27I can't believe you talked me into this.
07:29I didn't.
07:30You followed me up here.
07:32This party sucks.
07:34There's seven chicks here.
07:37There's six chicks here.
07:40Relax.
07:41The night is young.
07:42It's gonna get better.
07:43Ladies and gentlemen, as on pitch as they were at Spring Fling 95, it's my pleasure to welcome back the
07:50Shag-a-Rats.
07:56My body lies over the ocean.
07:59My body lies over the sea.
08:03My body lies over the ocean.
08:07Oh, bring back my body to me.
08:16What be a finance?
08:18Favorite kind of sweater.
08:22Arrgh!
08:25And what be a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?
08:33Arby's!
08:35T'would think it would be Arby's.
08:37But actually, it's a long job of silver.
08:42Actually, I kind of need this hand to eat.
08:44Oh.
08:48Oh, yeah.
08:49Oh, thank you.
08:51It's starving.
08:55It's so nice to meet you, Mike.
08:57You guys are really cute together.
08:59Yeah, we've been spending a lot of time together.
09:01We're even getting to that point where we finish each other's...
09:05This cheeseburger is so good.
09:07See?
09:10I think you won the dish off tonight, baby.
09:13This steak totally bitch slapped my pork chops.
09:16That may be true, but your rice pilaf kicked my spinach in the crotch so hard, it threw up a
09:23little bit.
09:25Mmm.
09:25Mmm.
09:28Mmm.
09:28Mmm.
09:28Mmm.
09:28Robin, you have to try this chicken.
09:30Oh, well, that's good.
09:31I'm, I'm okay, thanks.
09:33Mmm.
09:33It's really tasty.
09:34I'm just really feeling this cheeseburger.
09:37Mmm, it's good.
09:38Come on, just try a little bite.
09:40Dude, I'm kind of in the zone here.
09:45Oh, for God's sake.
09:50Really tasty.
10:02Really tasty.
10:05Hey.
10:07Hey.
10:09So, what does a fella have to do to get laid around here?
10:15Yeah.
10:17Right, because I'm wearing a lay.
10:21Well, it isn't funny if you explain the joke.
10:27Let's bail.
10:28No, Barney, come on, I'm having fun.
10:30Plus, it's really great to see all these guys again.
10:33What?
10:33Name one person you know at this party.
10:36Well, there's, uh, Ninja.
10:37Uh, back of horse.
10:39Hey, where's front of horse?
10:40That guy's a riot.
10:41Where is he?
10:44Okay, I'm leaving.
10:45But just know that this Victoria's Secret party is on a yacht.
10:48And what will be sticking to that yacht?
10:51The Barnacle.
10:53Really?
10:54That's the nickname now?
10:55Yeah, The Barnacle.
10:56The Barnacle?
10:57That's it.
10:59Barnacle out.
11:00Have fun, Barnacle.
11:05So, do you like Mike?
11:07Do you like Mike?
11:08Of course I do.
11:09Why?
11:10It just doesn't seem like it.
11:12You won't share your food.
11:13You won't wear a costume.
11:15Oh, Lily, you know me.
11:16I'm just not into all that couple-y stuff.
11:18Okay, I know that stuff looks dumb from the outside.
11:21But it's kind of the greatest thing in the world when you're a part of it.
11:25If you just gave it a chance, you might like it.
11:27Are you trying to get me to join a cult?
11:31Robin, Mike likes you.
11:32If you don't start meeting him halfway, you're going to lose him.
11:35What?
11:36Look, it's Halloween.
11:37Just put on the girlfriend costume for a night.
11:40Okay, well, what am I supposed to do?
11:44Buy him a giant teddy bear or something?
11:47How about you start by sharing dessert?
11:51I can share dessert.
11:52Fine.
11:54You better want the brownie sundae.
11:56But yeah, yeah, I can totally share.
11:58Yeah.
12:10Farney, what, you're back?
12:12That's right.
12:13In a totally new costume.
12:15Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party.
12:20That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.
12:24Watch with the face.
12:26It's half your pathetic, half I have to pee.
12:29So go to the bathroom.
12:30No, there's a huge line.
12:31I don't want to miss the slutty pumpkin.
12:32So pee off the roof.
12:34Ooh, Ted, pee off the roof.
12:36Whoa, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
12:38There's people walking down there.
12:40Come on, Ted.
12:41Who are you going to listen to?
12:42Me or Mr. Goody Goody over there?
12:46Yeah, whatever.
12:46You guys got some weed?
12:49A little to the left, Marshall.
12:51Lily squat down.
12:53This is going to be a slaughter.
12:55None of these other costumes even come close to ours.
12:58Take the damn picture.
13:01Get it.
13:03I still think we should have won as Sonny and Cher.
13:06Maybe if I'd worn the red dress.
13:08If I could turn back time.
13:12Wow, this sundae looks so good I could eat the whole thing.
13:16But, um, I would much rather share this small one-scoop sundae with you, Mike.
13:21Apple tart.
13:22Excellent choice, Lily Pats.
13:24Thank you, marshmallow.
13:26Well, let's dig in, Mike.
13:27Mike.
13:28Microwave up in.
13:33Let me guess.
13:35Every guy has used the laid line on you tonight, huh?
13:38You wouldn't believe.
13:40I apologize for my gender.
13:42Let me make it up to you.
13:43Make you a drink.
13:44Oh.
13:45You certainly are a charming devil.
13:47I'm also a horny devil.
13:51Yeah.
13:54No.
13:59Oh, go to hell.
14:06You know, if you guys like tiramisu, we found this little Italian place.
14:09No, you found it.
14:10I came with you.
14:12Go on.
14:14I'm just saying we love tiramisu.
14:16I cannot get enough of it.
14:17We're crazy for this stuff.
14:18I'm crazy, and you're crazy for tiramisu.
14:24Right.
14:25We love tiramisu?
14:26Yeah.
14:27Am I wrong saying that?
14:28No, no, no.
14:28I mean, it just sounds a little bit weird, doesn't it?
14:31We love tiramisu.
14:33Is it really a group activity?
14:34Loving tiramisu?
14:36Right?
14:40So this Italian place, how is their cannoli?
14:45You see, they're hungry.
14:51Yeah, looks like we're both hungry.
14:55Hey, is that Gary Oldman?
14:57Wait, where?
15:01I don't see.
15:08Frankies.
15:12Okay, Victoria's Secret Party.
15:14Right now.
15:14No, come on.
15:15I can't stand watching my delusional friend waste another precious Halloween.
15:19Ted, the slutty pumpkin is not coming.
15:21She might.
15:23Come on, Barney.
15:24This is not about the odds.
15:25It's about believing.
15:26This girl, she represents something to me.
15:29I don't know.
15:30Hope.
15:32Wow.
15:34I did not understand a word you just said.
15:40Lingerie models on a boat!
15:43See ya.
15:45No.
15:46See ya.
15:52You want to drink the melty part?
15:55You know what?
15:55It's getting late.
15:56I think I'm going to take it off.
16:00Hey.
16:01I thought we were going to follow those breadcrumbs back to my place, Hansel.
16:05Robin, I don't get the sense you like being with me.
16:07I like being with you.
16:09Not as much as you like being alone.
16:11You like eating your own food, sleeping in your own bed, doing your own crosswords.
16:15Well, who uses ink?
16:18Sorry.
16:19Okay, I'm a bit set in my ways.
16:22That doesn't mean that this won't work.
16:23Actually, it kind of does.
16:26Wait, are we breaking up?
16:28No.
16:29We aren't breaking up.
16:31I'm breaking up with you.
16:38And then, just when I was about to lose hope.
16:46She spent a year in Antarctica studying penguins.
16:50Kahlua?
16:51Root beer?
16:52Could this penguin be the slutty pumpkin?
17:06Excuse me.
17:08This is going to sound crazy, but I met someone up on this roof four years ago,
17:12and they mixed that cocktail, and they loved penguins.
17:17By any chance, was that you?
17:22It's you.
17:24I was crazy, but I came back.
17:26You are such a loser.
17:28Come on, I came back for you, Ted.
17:30I penguin suited up to show you the error of your ways, and to score a hula girl's number.
17:36Check and check.
17:38Unbelievable.
17:39Yes, it is.
17:42Wait a minute.
17:43You're that lame army guy.
17:44What?
17:45No, no.
17:45That's some other guy.
17:46And he was a kick-ass fighter pilot.
17:48I can't believe I gave you my number.
17:49Yeah, well, you did.
17:50Thanks.
17:50Yeah, well, I'll give it back.
17:52Well, I don't think so.
17:53I earned it.
17:53Fair and square.
17:54I'm calling you.
17:55But I'm never going to go out with you.
17:57But how will you know it's me?
17:59I'm a master of disguise.
18:02Yeah.
18:07Nice suit.
18:09Come on, Ted.
18:09Victoria's Secret Party.
18:10Now, let's go.
18:12I'm staying.
18:13Fine.
18:15Fun.
18:16What are you doing?
18:17I'm flippering you off.
18:24Sweetie, I'm so sorry.
18:25Seriously, it's not a big deal.
18:26He wanted to be a we, and I wanted to be an I.
18:31Dudes are such chicks.
18:34You guys are fine.
18:36Ladies and gentlemen, the results are in.
18:39And the winners of this year's costume contest are
18:43Lily Aldrin is a pirate, and Marshall Erikson is a gay pirate.
18:47Oh, yeah!
18:48What did he say?
18:49Oh, who cares, Marshall?
18:51We won!
18:51Wait, gay pirate?
18:53Where are you getting that from?
18:54Dude, you're wearing eyeliner.
18:56Okay.
18:56I just want everybody here to know I'm not a gay pirate.
19:00I have sex with my parrot all the time.
19:02That came out wrong.
19:04Oh, yeah!
19:05Doesn't matter.
19:06We won!
19:07I love you, Marshall.
19:09I love you, too, Lilypad.
19:11Here, guys, let me get a picture.
19:18I want to know what it's like on the inside of the world.
19:27I had a feeling I had a feeling I'd find you here.
19:29Oh, hey.
19:31If you're here for the Shaggarats, you just missed the fourth encore.
19:35I never played any team sports.
19:38Are we playing on never?
19:40Because there's nothing left but peach schnapps.
19:43I played tennis in high school.
19:45You know why?
19:46Because it was just me out there.
19:48I couldn't even stand playing doubles.
19:51I just got dumped.
19:54Man, that sucks.
19:56Yeah, it's okay.
19:57I wasn't that into them.
19:59Story of my life.
20:01Everyone else is off falling in love and acting stupid and goofy and sweet and insane, but not me.
20:08Why don't I want that more?
20:09I want to want that.
20:12Am I wired wrong or something?
20:14No.
20:15Look, you didn't want to be with me, so clearly you have abysmal taste in men.
20:21But you're wired just fine.
20:24Well, what if I'm just a cold person?
20:28Tonight, Mike was willing to look like a complete idiot for me, but I couldn't be Gretel.
20:35Why can't I be Gretel?
20:36Because you just haven't met the right Hansel yet.
20:39Hey, one day you're going to meet a guy who's going to make you want to look like a complete
20:42idiot.
20:44Really?
20:45Yeah, he's out there somewhere.
20:47Just like the slutty pumpkin.
20:49Pumpkin.
20:51How do you do this, Ted?
20:54How do you sit out here all night, on the roof, in the cold, and still have faith your pumpkin's
20:59going to show up?
21:00Well, I'm pretty drunk.
21:04Look, I know that odds are the love of my life isn't going to magically walk through that door in
21:09a pumpkin costume at 2.43 in the morning,
21:13but it seems as nice a spot as any to just, you know, sit and wait.
21:32Scooch!
21:32I want to know what it's like on the inside of life.
21:40I want to know what it's like on the inside of life.
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