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مسلسل Queenie مترجم - Episode 1
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00:00You
00:07Things I should have done today one had works to not had another dumb argument with Tom three
00:15Prepared for my pitch. How long is this gonna take? I'm afraid it's gonna take as long as it needs
00:21So what do you do? Isn't it enough that she can see inside me?
00:24Does she need to know about my day job as well? I work at a newspaper. I'm the social media
00:27assistant
00:28Basically, I clear that's a fancy career. Well done you anyway, this might feel uncomfortable
00:35If you just breathe in for me really I mean, surely
00:40Might feel uncomfortable. I'm gonna just stick a camera on a dildo and use that actually ow ow
00:45Sorry, that really hurts. You know, I'm sure you're fine stronger like you
00:50How many sexual partners do you have Queenie? How did we get here?
00:54Why is she asking? Well, there are a lot of guys just hanging around in my uterus
00:57It's just the one from how long have you been with Tim?
01:00Uh, it's Tom and I have been together for three years
01:03He he wants us to buy a house next year actually, but it might be too much of a commitment
01:09We found it. Yes. I forgot to tell my boss. I had an appointment. I'm just gonna go get a
01:13second opinion bear with
01:15Second opinion on my vagina. It's never a great time
01:29What does that look like to you? I'm right aren't I? I'm not a betting man, but if I had
01:34to put money on it, yeah
01:35Sorry, what you put money on? Yeah, yes, there's that cheeky coil a little bit north of position
01:41Look at that
01:42Hmm thought so
01:45Saskia take a look at this
01:46Okay
01:49Saw a guy mopping up some sick on the way in maybe they should get him in here, too
01:53Could one of you tell me what's going on, please?
01:58Sorry, what did you say your name was?
02:00Is she fucking serious?
02:11Said it before and I'll say it again Linda
02:15Until Jesus comes down to take me back to him
02:18I will never ever trust a Gemini man
02:22Prayer might help you, but Gemini man you can't trust
02:25Religion and the zodiac, she's cooking on gas today
02:29No
02:29And if you do more fool you
02:32Because you see me
02:33Neither of their two personalities will catch me
02:37Anyway, take care darling nice to meet you
02:39Good luck with your fire bride then
02:42Thank you
02:43What did I say?
02:44Sorry
02:44Nothing
02:45Come on let's go
02:46What I'm saying
02:47I'm fine come on Auntie Maggie let's go I'm gonna be late for work
02:50Look I know the people they must have said something to you
02:52You weren't in there singing kumbaya were you?
02:54What did they say?
02:55Nothing come on
02:56You need to talk to strangers about their fibroids
03:02No apparently my um
03:04My cervix is shallow so it's just a lot of navigations
03:06I've already told you we do not talk about our V in public
03:09It's not my V
03:11It's my cervix
03:14This is what happens when you run around with Gemini boy
03:17You start talking explicitly in public
03:19V this and V that
03:21And no talk of G O D
03:23You weren't raised that way
03:24Okay when you say Gemini boy
03:28You mean white boy don't you?
03:31I cannot speak for your interpretations Queenie
03:33You know what I mean
03:35Right let me get you to work
03:37Okay Auntie
03:45It's okay
03:46I'm gonna get the bus I need the air
03:50Why don't you come see your grandma this Sunday?
03:52Every single time I see her she complains that she hasn't seen you
03:55I saw her a few weeks ago
03:56Also it's Tom's mum's birthday today so I'm gonna be at their house this weekend
03:59You're worried about his mother's birthday?
04:02And you don't speak to your own?
04:04If I run away right now I wonder if she'll chase me up the road or just let me get
04:07to work
04:08Call me if you need me Queenie
04:10Physical touch? Not one of my love languages
04:12Thank you Auntie
04:42One black dots on A4
04:44Blood and a town of black!
04:46What is blood?
04:47Don't end up at Patsy!
04:50Patsy couldn't afford the rent
04:52I told her to keep praying yeah?
04:54But you know how it goes round here
04:55Sorry I'm actually in front of me
04:56To every purpose there is a season
04:59To every time under heaven
05:05Grandma always said that the day Patsy had to pack up and leave
05:08Brixton would take it's last breath
05:10Hey Queenie!
05:12It's a big fatty Queenie!
05:15It's been a while innit?
05:15Where you been?
05:16I ain't seen you in the ends for a long time
05:18I moved
05:19I live with my boyfriend now
05:21Boyfriend Jenny?
05:23How's your wife?
05:25It's complicated
05:27Sure it is
05:29See you later
05:33Hey Queenie!
05:34You got my number innit?
05:36Call me when you're ready
05:37I know you're a good girl waiting to turn back
05:41Look!
05:41Mouth bigger than the rest of him
05:47Mary Seacole
05:48Margot Busby
05:49Olive Morris
05:49Claudia Jones
05:50Kadisa Say
05:51Black women through time whose stories and contributions to society deserve to be mainstream and
05:57Every single time
06:12Can you just say Black women through time whose stories and contributions to society have...
06:20So if my last period was on the 7th
06:23Focus Queenie focus
06:25We're pitching about Black women in time not about misleading menstrual cycles
06:30Mary Seacole, Margaret Busby, Olive Morris, Claudia Jones, Khadija Say
06:37This is what I'm at the daily reader to do
06:40I'm gonna change the world
06:49But not today
06:53Hey, keep your head up
06:54You got this
06:56The new boy makes one good pitch and he's giving me advice
07:00You're almost there
07:01But maybe we can work on your delivery
07:04Queenie, could I grab you for a sec?
07:09Thank you for finally joining us
07:12I'm...
07:13My Clary?
07:14Yeah
07:15Keep doing what you're meant to be doing
07:16You're the social media assistant for a reason
07:18That you are good at
07:19But keep on pitching
07:21One day we'll find something that works, okay?
07:24Okay
07:25Oh, and
07:26If I can get two children ready for school
07:29Have a meeting with my divorce lawyer and still be in work on time
07:32I think you can manage
07:36I just don't want it
07:37I told you, I don't want it
07:39Thank you, Sophie
07:40Dance there is just call Queenie
07:42Yeah, when they want someone to teach them to dance at the Christmas office, Garci
07:45Call Queenie
07:46And when they want someone to help them make a Spotify playlist
07:48Call Queenie
07:50But when I talk about things that actually matter, it's...
07:54This morning, didn't you?
07:56Garci
07:57What?
07:58I told you about this
08:00Oh, sorry
08:00Yeah?
08:01Sorry
08:05You had your appointment this morning, didn't you?
08:07I'm fine
08:07You sure? You're meant to get her ages
08:09I'm fine, I'm fine
08:11What are you doing after work?
08:13Do you want to get some dinner?
08:14Oh
08:15It's Tom's mum's birthday
08:17And we had a huge argument again this morning
08:19So I actually have to go
08:20Darcy, we're ready for you
08:22Okay
08:25It'll be alright?
08:26Yeah?
08:26Mm-hmm
08:27Catch you in a bit
08:29I'll tell Darcy tomorrow
08:42Can we forget about this morning, please?
08:45Yeah
08:48Oh my god, today was fucking awful
08:50Oi!
08:51Keep the expletives down to a minimum please, my gran's here
08:54Oh, she survived World War One, I'm sure she survived my swearing
08:59Are you going to tell me why your day was so awful then?
09:03Oh, later, let's do this
09:14Why is this family so afraid of seasoning?
09:18Me and Queenie have got you something you're going to love
09:21Haven't we, Queenie?
09:22Shit
09:24I hope someone in that hospital likes perfume
09:26Uh, which we will give to you the next time we see you
09:30Oh, you two being here is enough
09:32You came all this way
09:33Rich, pour Queenie some more wine
09:35Oh, no, no
09:36Sorry
09:37Not pregnant, are you?
09:39No
09:39What?
09:40No
09:41No, I'm not
09:42No, I'm not
09:43I'm not pregnant
09:43If you two had children
09:45If you two had children, I have to admit
09:46They would be lovely
09:49Colour a milky coffee
09:50And if we're in luck, they'll have your eyes, Queenie
09:53Which are just gorgeous, all those lashes
09:55But they'd get Tom's lovely straight nose
10:02It's a bit, uh, unexpected
10:06Would you mean a miscarriage?
10:08It is rare, but unfortunately it does happen
10:12Further suggested by the pregnancy test you took, which came back positive
10:24Adam, why don't you go and get the keek?
10:28Those like his granddad, oh
10:31It would be nice
10:33For something of ours to be passed on given the baby will be half cost
10:38Granddad had such a fine life
10:39This old bitch wants to be a grandma to my baby when she's over here doing a racial e-fit
10:44of what it's gonna look like
10:46One day, I'm just gonna say
10:48Well, hopefully you'll be dead and gone long before you even get to meet it
11:01Fuck
11:05She always makes such a mess, that girl
11:19I should've handled that better
11:21He should've handled that better
11:23There you go
11:24Jeez
11:26You scared me
11:28What's going on with you?
11:30What your grand said wasn't okay
11:32You know that, right?
11:33And you know it's not okay to tell my grand that you're actually dead by the time we have kids,
11:36right?
11:37She's from a different generation, Queenie
11:39Fine, but you're not
11:40This is what I was saying this morning
11:42Listen, I don't wanna get into this, okay? Like, it's late, I've been drinking
11:45Well, there's always a reason that you're not on my side, Tom
11:47I mean, what happened to-
11:48Look, I can't always be on your side, Queenie, okay? Because I can't always be angry
11:52Always angry?
11:54Like, I can't take the drama
11:56Do you want a girlfriend like Laura? Someone who just sits there and smiles politely, because...
12:02Tom, they're-
12:03You're too much, Queenie
12:05And there it is
12:08Do you know what, erm...
12:10You should just go back to your family
12:21Tell him, tell him, tell him
12:24Tell him
12:37Hello, Alexa
12:37Tell him
12:54Tell him
12:57I'll tell him when he gets home. He'll understand.
13:14How do we get back here?
13:41No, I'm just saying.
13:43Sailor Moon can take any one of them, man.
13:47How is your thousand and five?
13:49Yo, what are you there? You good?
13:51Yeah, let's do this.
14:12Why are you banging on my door like Fed's?
14:14Fed's bringing you snacks.
14:17Oh.
14:18You're lucky my mum's not in.
14:19Your mum's never here, Chez Kay.
14:20Your mum's never here, Chez Kay.
14:22Who's this then?
14:24Frank, hi.
14:26What are you saying, Queenie?
14:29How are you keeping? Spend a minute.
14:31Cause she's been with her boyfriend.
14:33Okay.
14:34I've been better.
14:38Alright, well.
14:39I'm going to leave you two to it.
14:41Catch you in a bit now.
14:42Bye.
14:43Bye.
14:44Bye.
14:48So you guys have moved in?
14:49No.
14:49You're just always here eating the food.
14:52I beg you do something for me.
14:56This guy came to my bae and he was too sexy, bearded, muscles popping out the shirt, grill strangling out
15:07the mouth.
15:07it was an experience and i know he was feeling me so i checked the account i had to check
15:13the account
15:13cool 400 pounds in the current six grand in debt on the credit card i told that man flee from
15:21me
15:21get behind me satan i can't do this i won't yeah but like what if you fell in love you
15:28could have
15:28financially guided him financially guided too queenie my mr right cannot have minus money
15:32mm-hmm how come cheesecake always knows what she wants when it comes to men so are you saying how's
15:38tom um yeah he's he's spending the weekend at his parents he'd rather spend time with his mom and
15:45dad than his sexy sexy girlfriend it's time to step your pussy up babe how would i step my
15:51pussy up in practical terms cheesecake my pussy is fine it is up god if you say so no it's
15:57just that
15:58i you know what i i think we haven't been like connecting properly in a while though i don't
16:04know i've been a bit off
16:13oh okay i'm gonna send it round i'm feeling it i'm sending it round let's go let's go let's
16:19turn your face up hello it's our song you really are off in it cheers k i don't know what's
16:33wrong
16:33with me listen it's this quarter life crisis thing that everyone's talking about i saw a babe
16:38talk about it on tick tock here she said once you turn 25 your head goes okay but that hasn't
16:44happened to you because it's me things like that don't happen to me okay look i haven't spent a lot
16:52of time with this tom brother but i know how happy being in a relationship makes you
17:00that was really moist i don't do this
17:05it's been good for you yes okay and you know you can't afford that house and cabin by yourself
17:10and them transport links are real tasty yeah so my advice is you go home and put their
17:18pussy okay why are you always telling me what to do with my pussy because someone has to baby
17:23babe you have to go home and get your ivory king or your palm prince your mayo mister whatever he
17:31wants
17:31to identify as the what parchment paper puppy is that what you're telling me
17:44if i tell cheers k about the miscarriage now i'll just bring the tone down won't i
17:48i'll leave it another thing to add to the quarter life crisis
18:17i'll leave it another thing to add to the quarter life crisis
18:30oh blessed sunday the prodigal granddaughter's return you know i've been busy grandma
18:33hey granddad jesus christ you almost give me heart attack what's new what's going on
18:44everything and nothing greenie
18:47what's going on
18:51i wonder if granddad ever had a quarter life crisis
18:54where queen did it
19:06coming in is it your name she called not mine
19:19the aunt and your cousin are here
19:25yeah yeah i didn't look tired i know you queenie i know when something wrong fine
19:33oh they get savannah what a surprise to see you here okay i'm surprised that boy's parents let you
19:40leave those people never want to see me again you spoken to your brother oh my you know i haven't
19:46excuse me
19:50no i haven't there's nothing to say and like i said i've been busy
19:56what are they plotting look your mom's coming over oh what your mother needs you and as it says in
20:06the bible exodus 20 verse 12 i know your mother and your father that your days may be long but
20:12come
20:12are you okay saved by the little cars you're good queenie
20:20if you don't take your hand out of my part
20:26what's going on in there why is everyone just bear quiet and staring at each other a big people
20:31business mind your bees works well actually it it's okay diana it was really good to see you but i
20:39i have to go queenie bye guys see you later later what you see you step away from the stove
20:51i'm hungry step away from the stove
21:08i know it's a very unrealistic and unhelpful way to think about it our baby would have been cute
21:15but maybe this was the universe's way of telling me i wasn't ready
21:18but maybe my mom had me when she was young she obviously wasn't ready either
21:24so
21:46she came back
21:54now's my chance to show him i'm not as emotionally detached as he accuses me of being
22:02okay listen this friday was bad i know it was it was bad okay and i should have
22:08i should have spoken to you about it but
22:13you know this like this opening up and this being vulnerable thing it
22:19it isn't me but i'm i'm i'm gonna try look we can't just we can't keep doing this
22:27what do you mean like the last few months it's been bad queenie but you know this
22:34and like at mums it was just
22:36i mean you can't be happy like i know i'm not i'm usually happy
22:43ish i just listen we just we need to get into a new rhythm now that we live together
22:49that's it you know you never tell me what's wrong like ever but you push me away for so much
22:55of this
22:55relationship tom it's it's my stuff okay it's mine yeah it's my we've all got stuff queenie
23:04okay and i have tried with yours okay i really have okay so what's different this time look
23:09what you just take some space okay and i'll take some too all right we'll just we'll just work on
23:14ourselves for a little bit all right i'll go and stay with my parents and it'll give you a chance
23:18to
23:18find somewhere else to stay this is all very rational of you yeah well one of us has to be
23:29ouch how long do you need exactly is it all like a week or a month i just don't know
23:33queenie
23:43come back
24:00fuck
24:15you
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