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00:01You see in me a very happy man.
00:05That balloon contains the two British airmen who have been hiding in my café.
00:10A favorable wind is, even now, wafting them gently back to England.
00:16And now that they have gone, the resistance cannot blackmail me into hiding them.
00:21And the Germans cannot shoot me for the same reason.
00:24All that I have to do now is to get my wife's mother, who is in a coffin in that
00:30earth,
00:31back home and into her own bed.
00:34I can then get back to making as much money as possible out of the Germans.
00:41Oh, René, you are a hero of resistance.
00:45Your village will be talking about you.
00:48I was just doing my duty for France.
00:52René, you must hurry back.
00:54Get on the radio to London and tell them the balloon is on its way.
01:03Oh, Edith!
01:05Oh, Maria!
01:07Oh, will nobody come to my assistance?
01:12What is the better, Mama?
01:14Oh, Edith.
01:16How much longer have I ever to wait to go to the bathroom?
01:23Shooting has been reported from behind the woods.
01:26It will be the army on their manoeuvres.
01:28Let us get back while they are busy playing at soldiers.
01:34Shut up!
01:40Hans!
01:42What is that shooting?
01:43What is coming from down the road?
01:46Quick!
01:58Keep shooting!
01:59That balloon must be brought down!
02:05Keep pumping the blow lamps, Carstairs!
02:08They can probably see the light.
02:10Shouldn't we turn them out?
02:11What?
02:12If we do that, we'll come down, you ass!
02:15Oh, yes!
02:16And out of that!
02:24General from Klinkerhofen!
02:25What is happening?
02:27A balloon must be brought down!
02:28Fire at it!
02:40You in there!
02:42Lieutenant Groover!
02:43Who is?
02:44Lieutenant Groover!
02:44Who is that balloon?
02:44You took under that balloon!
02:46Yes, General, but I think I ought to explain to you that...
02:49Do not argue, fire!
02:51Do not argue, fire!
02:52Oh, no!
02:53No!
02:54No!
02:55No!
02:56No!
02:56No!
02:57No!
02:57No!
02:58No!
02:59No!
02:59No!
03:01No!
03:07Why are you not hitting it?
03:08Because my little shells are blank!
03:11Why are you shooting with blanks?
03:13They were further maneuvers!
03:14That's all I had!
03:16I'm surrounded by idiots!
03:19Heads will roll for this!
03:30That was a bit close!
03:32Do you think we ought to surrender?
03:33Good idea!
03:34Yeah!
03:35We surrender!
03:38I don't think they're in the right mood for a chat!
03:40Keep pumping!
03:41We might gain a bit of height!
03:47I'm stiff with a toad!
03:50Into bed, Mama!
03:52And I will bring you a nice hot water bottle!
03:55You could...
03:55You could fill it with gin!
03:58You shall have a gin, Mama!
04:00Now that the airmen are gone, we can all return to normal!
04:03Quick!
04:04The bed!
04:05Oh!
04:06Oh!
04:07These flashing bed knobs never cease!
04:10Why cannot you put the radio somewhere else?
04:14Shut up!
04:14We are not expecting a message from London!
04:17Perhaps they have heard of my exploits!
04:19Maybe it is General de Gaulle calling to give me a medal?
04:22Hello!
04:23Hello!
04:23Are you receiving me?
04:24Over!
04:25Hello!
04:25Hello!
04:26Hello!
04:26This is Nighthawk receiving you loud and clear!
04:29Put the General on the line, will you?
04:32We have merchant message!
04:34Red Riding Hood must not go to the woods!
04:36Get the code book!
04:37Look it up!
04:38Red Riding Hood must not go to the woods!
04:40All right!
04:40All right!
04:41We've heard you!
04:42What does it mean?
04:44Do not release the airmen!
04:46Oh, heck!
04:48Hello!
04:48Hello!
04:48Red Riding Hood has already gone to the woods!
04:51Any minute now she will be knocking on the cottage door!
04:55The wind is giving us problems!
04:58Also, it is giving me a problem!
05:02Shut up, you old ratbag!
05:04It is too late!
05:05There is nothing we can do!
05:06The airmen have gone and I am glad to see the back of them!
05:08Over and out!
05:11I think we should all say a little prayer for the airmen!
05:15Come!
05:18Dear Lord, please give to the British airmen a safe landing wherever they may be!
05:25Amen!
05:41When the General from Klinkerhofen arrives, let us know immediately!
05:44We must not keep him waiting!
05:46We do not want to make him cross!
05:47Yes, Colonel!
05:50Now, remember, Hans!
05:51We know nothing about what has been going on!
05:54You understand?
05:55Perfectly!
05:56What has been going on?
05:58We've been stealing priceless paintings!
06:01We've pinched that clock!
06:02The oldest cuckoo clock in existence!
06:05Then there was the blowing up of the railway line!
06:08Helping British airmen to escape!
06:10All these things can affect our careers very badly!
06:14I will say that I know nothing of these things that you have done!
06:18You have done them too!
06:19I was obeying orders!
06:20Your orders!
06:22Always use that as an excuse!
06:24What happened to the cuckoo clock?
06:27I was very clever about that!
06:29I expect you think I had that bust made of myself out of vanity!
06:33Oh, well, it did cross my mind, yes!
06:35And then I thought it was so lifelike that it could not be vanity!
06:39Hans, that bust conceals the priceless cuckoo clock, which I will sell after the war!
06:47I wondered why there was a key in your ear hole!
06:51Will it still work after all this time in your concrete head?
06:54The mechanism is in perfect order!
07:04Hans, you fool!
07:06What have you done?
07:07You're right!
07:08It does work!
07:09It is ticking!
07:10If von Klinkerhofen hears my head ticking, he will think I am a bomb!
07:15General von Klinkerhofen is here!
07:18Oh!
07:19Oh no!
07:21Do something!
07:23Do something!
07:23Do something!
07:24Do something!
07:26Do something!
07:37Put it back on the desk!
07:39Tell the general to come in!
07:43Show the general name!
07:49General Erich von Klinkerhofen!
07:54Heil Hitler!
07:55Heil Hitler!
07:57Why do you keep me waiting?
07:59My assistant was making sure the office was tidy, General!
08:02The colonel's head had fallen down!
08:05I see!
08:08I take it this was done before the plastic surgery!
08:13Herr Otto Flick!
08:14Officer of the Gestapo!
08:20I believe you requested my presence!
08:23I did not!
08:23I sent for you!
08:24Isn't it?
08:32It has come to my attention that there is much resistance activity in this area.
08:37I am therefore taking personal command of the district.
08:40That's very good news, General!
08:42We are quite chuffed!
08:43License works of art have been stolen!
08:46Railway lines and staff cars have been blown up!
08:51Unauthorized balloons have been observed!
08:54An armored car has been stolen!
08:57All these incidents serve to encourage other resistance groups in other areas!
09:02They think they can defy us with impunity!
09:04It must stop!
09:05We quite agree, General!
09:07It is not good enough!
09:09We have tried to be kind!
09:11They do not appreciate it!
09:12It does not work!
09:15Very little information regarding these unruly elements have been received from our intelligence sources.
09:21In other districts, good leads have been obtained from places to which the people have free access,
09:26such as bars, restaurants, cafes.
09:30Furthermore,
09:31Amorous liaisons with local women pay good dividends!
09:35We have tried this, General!
09:38Mr. Veitras is in the cafe!
09:40Did you learn anything new?
09:42One or two things?
09:44That is really important!
09:46I am not surprised!
09:47The senior posts in the underground movement are usually held by older women.
09:51Is this not so, Herflick?
09:52Agreed!
09:53There is, in fact, an older woman in the cafe the Colonel is referring to.
09:58I have, for a long time, had my suspicions about her.
10:02Then an officer must be found who is attracted to older women,
10:06who can worm his way into their confidence.
10:08I think you have a suggestion, Herflick.
10:11My investigations reveal that Colonel Von Strom is such a person.
10:17I may say so.
10:18You are mistaken, Herflick.
10:20His previous successes with senior women include
10:24A lady hairstylist in Amiens.
10:27Not Claudette's mother.
10:28It was early closing day.
10:31And it was raining.
10:32A cinema usherette.
10:34The regal?
10:35The Roxy.
10:37Was that the one with the ice cream tree?
10:42From the canals, a lady barge, Captain.
10:46Oh, the big one with the flat bottom.
10:49The little one, with a big funnel.
10:53It seems no doubt you are the ideal agent for this operation.
10:56You will therefore at once pay attention to this lady,
10:59and if possible, make her your mistress.
11:01General, how can I put it?
11:04I don't fancy her.
11:06Colonel, how can I put it?
11:08How do you fancy the Russian front?
11:10She's a good cook.
11:13I'd forgotten that.
11:16Good.
11:16Let it be done.
11:19Heil Hitler!
11:20Heil Hitler!
11:21Klopp!
11:33Yvette, what are you doing?
11:35I was trying to get one in the top pocket,
11:37and at the same time screw down the table.
11:40Why did you not wait for me?
11:44Kiss me.
11:44Oh, Yvette, we must be careful.
11:47My wife has ears like a bat.
11:49She might be suspicious if she does not hear the sound of a game going on.
11:53While you kiss me, I will make the balls go click in the pocket.
12:04What are you doing on the billiard table?
12:10You stupid woman!
12:12It's quite obvious what we were doing on the billiard table.
12:15A bulb was on the blinker.
12:17Yvette was trying to screw it in tighter.
12:19Then why has she not done so?
12:21Because it was too hot.
12:23I was lying there waiting for it to cool down.
12:25Cool down?
12:26If you wanted it to cool down, why did you not switch off the light?
12:30Well, me alone in the dark with one of our serving...
12:34What kind of a man do you think I am?
12:37Renée, always so considerate.
12:41Renée?
12:42Michel is here for no resistance.
12:45Oh, heck!
12:48Are we alone?
12:49I am never alone.
12:51Did you manage to hide the airmen in NSF Plus?
12:53I have concealed them where no one will find them.
12:57Si.
13:01Hello!
13:03Hello!
13:05Sorry the balloon thing didn't work out, chaps, but don't think we've forgotten you.
13:09Oh, good show!
13:10Bye-bye for now!
13:15Listen very carefully. I shall see this only once.
13:19General von Klinker often has taken personal charge of the district.
13:23He is a ruthless beast without mercy or compassion.
13:26We cannot operate under his cruel tyranny.
13:29Well, we have had a good run for our money.
13:32I was glad I was able to help.
13:34We will hand over the English to the Germans,
13:36you can go back to your job at the post office,
13:38and I can get on with running my café.
13:40You do not understand.
13:42We cannot operate under such a ruthless fiend.
13:45So, we must kill him.
13:47But he is guarded day and night at the chateau.
13:49René, you could take him some food,
13:52and round your waist you could strut dynamite,
13:55and then, when you got near enough, you could light the fuse,
13:58and whoops, he would be gone,
14:01and you would be buried as a great hero of the resistance.
14:05First, you would have to scrape me off the walls.
14:07Well, he would only do this as a last resort.
14:10Oh, that is a great relief, I am sure.
14:12But a burn, or a booby trap of some nature may be the answer.
14:16We have the explosives.
14:18We must stay alert.
14:19When the right moment comes, we will strike.
14:24Good!
14:25Come, girls!
14:26Yes.
14:28What is the biggest brick you've had on this table?
14:31Just now, when my wife swallowed that story about the light bulb.
14:42Colonel, I...
14:43Where's it going?
14:45I have the flowers you ordered for Madame Edith.
14:48On the desk with them, Hans.
14:51My hair is getting very thin on top.
14:55It's all this very...
14:58I've combed it across.
15:01There's a bit on the other side you could use.
15:04We must get rid of the general.
15:06I agree.
15:07If he finds out all the things you have been up to, you are for the high jump.
15:11You are in it as deep as I am.
15:14So far, he's only discovered the tip of the iceberg.
15:17You haven't stolen a whole iceberg, have you?
15:20Yes.
15:21The longer he is here, the more we are in danger.
15:24We must be eliminated.
15:26We need either a bomb, bullet, or poison.
15:30Oh, I've never seen you like this before, Colonel Bill.
15:33Mind you, you did go mad the other day when you accidentally put salt on your strudel.
15:37Phew!
15:39Something in his food.
15:41You have it, Hans.
15:43What we need is a good, strong, reliable vehicular, made arsenic.
15:50Where are you going to get this?
15:51You will get it today.
15:53Where from?
15:54At the chemist.
15:55Oh, Colonel, you know how I hate going for things from the chemist.
15:59Besides, it is closing today.
16:01Shoot the lock off. Kick the door in. Take an axe.
16:05You are a German officer, Hans.
16:08Behave like one.
16:10Yes, Colonel.
16:11Don't come back with a comb like last time.
16:18Yvette, take this jug into our flick, will you?
16:22But it is only a fool.
16:24I will top it up.
16:36I will top it up.
16:37I will top it up.
16:41I will top it up.
16:43Okay.
16:43See you next time.
16:48I will top it up.
16:49See you next time.
16:49Do you have any more questions?
16:54I will take a stab.
16:54.
17:24.
17:27What is the penalty?
17:28Death.
17:30A flick?
17:31You wouldn't.
17:32Oh, yes, I would.
17:34Oh, no, you wouldn't.
17:36Oh, yes, I would.
17:39Already, I have selected a method.
17:42You're probably not acquainted with the Qatari tribe of Western Borneo.
17:46No, I've not had the pleasure.
17:51This is the Qatari death pipe.
17:54Haven't they got big ones?
17:57In this end, we insert this small dart,
18:01the tip of which is impregnated with the deadly extract of a rare and almost extinct beetle.
18:08The smallest puncture results in violent convulsions and death within ten seconds,
18:15unless the victim receives the antidote.
18:20This is the antidote.
18:22The venom is almost undetectable.
18:26Heflick, will not the general suspicions be aroused
18:30when you take the pipe from the cane and point it at him,
18:33as you're doing at me, and would you mind pointing it the other way?
18:37The Gestapo have thought of this.
18:39Instead of this pipe, you will use this specially adapted cigarette holder.
18:46Which fits the dart perfectly.
18:50And is effective at three meters.
18:53Heflick, surely you are not expecting me to carry out such a cold-blooded action?
18:58It is for us, Helga.
19:00You and I.
19:02If von Klinkerhofen has me recall to Berlin, I could not live without you.
19:07Heflick, this is terrible.
19:09How long do I have to think about it?
19:10Three seconds.
19:15I'll do it.
19:21If you could care for me, as I could care for you...
19:33Honey!
19:34You're eavesdropping!
19:36These Germans, they are terrible people!
19:38What have you heard?
19:40Von Klinkerhofen is about to be rubbed out.
19:42Rubbed out?
19:43How?
19:44Poof!
19:45With a cigarette holder.
19:47Why does the piano so beautifully?
19:51Not him!
19:53Helga!
19:54Anyway, the less we know, the better.
20:01Hans, have you got the weed killer?
20:03Even better.
20:04The chemist gave me a pill containing all his best poisons.
20:07You take it with a glass of wine.
20:09One drink and...
20:11Always try it on the best in front.
20:14Are you sure it will work?
20:15Yes, I told him it was for you.
20:19Give it to me.
20:21I will keep it till we need it.
20:22Yes.
20:24Well, how is the big romance with Madame Edith going?
20:28Have you loosed upon her your irresistible charm?
20:33Yes and no.
20:34I have given her the flowers.
20:36Oh, well, that's a good start.
20:37I told her they were from you.
20:39Oh, wow!
20:42Hans, I am a colonel.
20:44You are a captain.
20:45I give the orders.
20:46I have decided that you will woo Madame Edith.
20:51Anyway, you do it better than I do.
20:54Those girls have been gossiping.
20:57You could only care for me
21:02as I could care for you.
21:08She stopped.
21:10Applaud!
21:12Bravo!
21:16Incomparable, Mademoiselle Edith.
21:19Come and sit next to the captain.
21:24Champagne for the handsome captain
21:26and the beautiful singer.
21:29The colonel is drunk early this evening.
21:33Say something complimentary.
21:35There is not another singer like you in the whole world.
21:43I will give you a kiss.
21:44Oh, lucky me!
21:47Oh!
21:48Oh!
21:49I am all steamed up.
21:52Without your glasses,
21:53you are even more attractive.
21:55So are you.
22:01What sort of champagne would you like to buy me?
22:04The most expensive?
22:06Treat yourself, Hans.
22:08You are going to deserve it.
22:11I will go and get it for you myself.
22:13Personally.
22:14Oh!
22:17Who is paying for this champagne?
22:20Get a receipt.
22:21We will charge it to von Klingerhofen.
22:24You are doing very well, Hans.
22:26I think she likes you.
22:28Play your cards right
22:29and you will be upstairs before the bottle is finished.
22:32Make it a magnum.
22:36He has a naughty look in his eye.
22:38I think he is after my favours.
22:41Yes.
22:41Well, when you hand them out,
22:42remember that we need paraffin,
22:44butter, salt and sugar.
22:48Well, eh?
22:49Will you not be a little jealous
22:51if I take him upstairs?
22:52Oh, yes.
22:53I shall weep copious tears
22:55and bang my head against the wall,
22:56but this is war.
22:59And we also need chocolate and cigarettes.
23:02Cork tip.
23:03The others make me cough.
23:05Ah!
23:06Champagne for the captain.
23:08Sure.
23:09I am so glad that at last
23:10it has all come out into the open.
23:13The captain has for a long time admired Madame Eden.
23:17As we lie in our little bunks at night,
23:20he murmurs her name.
23:22I even called my old bicycle after you.
23:25The captain is...
23:28Perhaps you should take her upstairs.
23:32I am not like those girls behind the bar
23:34who go upstairs for a few litres of paraffin.
23:37Hmm.
23:37I am very glad to hear it.
23:39No, she wants eight gallons.
23:42You've got a slightly salted sugar,
23:44chocolate and cork tipsy...
23:45Look, Edith, why don't you take this pencil and paper?
23:47In case you think of something else on the way up.
23:49Why?
23:50How dare you?
23:51The captain does not want to be rushed.
23:54Perhaps after we have had a little more wine
23:56and I have sung you a few more songs.
23:58No, the captain is much keener than that.
24:01May I join this party?
24:03I, too, have something to celebrate.
24:05I have been appointed ADC to General von Klickhofen.
24:10Oh, well...
24:10Congratulations, Lieutenant Gruber.
24:13Hubert.
24:15He has given me a nice room at the back of the chateau.
24:18Very private.
24:20You must come up and see it sometime.
24:23I cannot wait.
24:27So you will be working for the general.
24:30Does that mean you will be in charge of the wine?
24:33My first duty is to organize a banquet at the chateau
24:36to celebrate the birthday of the Kaiser.
24:39The general is related and rather proud of it.
24:42Between you and me, he's a bit of a snob, you know.
24:44You and your staff are invited, Colonel.
24:46A party. I love a party.
24:50Will there be plenty of wine?
24:52Of course. Oodles.
24:53There will be a boar's head with apple in the mouth,
24:56chickens and things,
24:57and, of course, the traditional Black Forest ghetto
25:00with the candles.
25:01I can cook this for you.
25:03And Rene can serve it.
25:05Can you not, Rene?
25:07Well, I...
25:08He could stand behind the German general all night
25:11until he was allowed to go off.
25:15Indeed. I expect the general would prefer outside caterers
25:19and his own staff.
25:20On the contrary, the people in the town seem reluctant to cooperate.
25:24The boy in the cake shop was most offhand.
25:27I was about to ask if you could do it.
25:29Of course we could.
25:31And if Rene has a little too much to drink,
25:33he could stay the night and have large chambers.
25:36You think of everything, let's say.
25:39Bread!
25:41Bread!
25:42Bread nerves of bread!
25:43Oh, my God.
25:44Excuse me.
25:45I am an old bread seller.
25:47Bread who will buy my bread.
25:49I have big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.
25:53Give them a chance.
25:54Shut up!
25:57Well, Patron.
26:00You are ready, Antoine?
26:02I am.
26:04It is I, Leclerc.
26:08Amazing.
26:10I have come from the resistance.
26:13Michel says you are to take these small ones.
26:17All of them.
26:19Inside is each a stick of dynamite.
26:22To go off the general.
26:25Thank you, bread seller.
26:27You think I am going to strap those to myself and blow myself up?
26:30No, no, no, no.
26:32Your wife is to make a black forest gâteau for the chateau.
26:37A gâteau for the chateau?
26:40In the gâteau, you will put the dynamite.
26:43On top of the gâteau, see, these candles.
26:47One of those is the fuse.
26:49Uh-huh.
26:50Which one?
26:52Ah, see, this one.
26:54You see?
26:54It has a little lump on the side there, like a handle.
26:58Ah, the candle with the handle.
27:01Good luck and vive la France.
27:04Vive de Gaulle!
27:06Who?
27:07You know, the tall one with the big ooter.
27:10Ah, vive Emmanuel.
27:13Bread.
27:14Who will buy my bread?
27:16Loads of bread.
27:18Bread.
27:20Bread.
27:27Everything on the list will be delivered tomorrow morning.
27:29Ah, Edith.
27:31I will never forget you for this.
27:33I will send Maria up to the room with the warming pan to warm the bed.
27:37Uh, there is no need.
27:38The captain has gone home.
27:40He had an headache.
27:48Now, place upon it the top half.
27:53Good.
27:54Now, we must place in the center the candle with the fuse.
27:58These will bend for ten seconds, activate the detonator, which will then explode the dynamite.
28:03Will it be a big bang?
28:06The dining room of the chateau will be demolished.
28:09There will be gato and medals everywhere.
28:12The old clinker often will be no more.
28:14Michel, I have been thinking.
28:16Could we not just drop a little hint to the colonel and the captain?
28:20I know they are Germans, but they are very good customers.
28:23The captain gave me flowers.
28:26They are the enemy.
28:27This is war.
28:29They are without mercy. We must kill them.
28:34Henriette takes the trolley with the amper.
28:38The chickens are in the amperes.
28:40Take that and the ghetto to the chateau.
28:42Here, give them this bill and tell them it is cash on delivery.
28:46The service is included.
28:48What do I do then?
28:49Come back here with the money and run the first hundred yards.
28:56What is it?
28:58How much longer do you expect your poor old mother to live in the larder?
29:04It is just until your room is repaired.
29:07What have you done with the gargonzola?
29:09Oh, I could not stand the smell.
29:13So I ate it.
29:21Haven't you got through yet?
29:28There was a war on.
29:30Quite a chatty operator, though.
29:32She says cigarettes have gone up to ninepence.
29:35You're worth doing home.
29:36Hello?
29:38Hello, Mummy.
29:39It's Gavin.
29:41Good Lord.
29:43Are you in a phone box at the station?
29:45No.
29:46I'm in France.
29:48I can't talk any louder.
29:50There are Jerry's everywhere.
29:51Jerry's everywhere?
29:53Are you in hospital?
29:55No, I'm with Bumbly Carstairs.
29:59Hello.
30:00That's him.
30:01We're doing a bit of decorating.
30:03Nigel.
30:04Nigel, it's Gavin.
30:06He's in France with Bumbly doing some decorating.
30:09How are you getting on?
30:11Oh, it's absolute hell.
30:13We're having a bridge party this evening and Cook's being called up.
30:18Never mind. Soldier on.
30:21Darling, do give us your address and Daddy will try and get you out.
30:26He can't do that, Mummy.
30:28Don't be silly, darling.
30:30He's very friendly with the Duke of Windsor.
30:34I mean, I can't give you our address.
30:36Someone might be listening.
30:38Your time is up.
30:39Will you pay for a further three minutes?
30:42Mummy, could I reverse the charges just this once?
30:45Is it?
30:48Damn! They cut us off.
30:50Never asked who won the boat race.
30:52Damn!
30:53I knew we called about something.
31:01It seems very quiet without the Germans.
31:04Won't be quiet when they hit the pan.
31:08Oh, poor René.
31:09Oh, this excitement has given him one of his heads.
31:12Oh.
31:13I wish there was some way we could warn the Colonel and the Captain.
31:17We get on quite well, you know.
31:19We have a good working arrangement.
31:20Yes, as long as you do as he says, he doesn't shoot you.
31:27My friends, loyal Frenchmen.
31:31Tonight, the hated Germans are not with us.
31:36They may never be with us.
31:38We have to stay.
31:40Carved one more step in the stairway of freedom.
31:46She has been reading Victor Hugo again.
31:48We have lit the torch to banish the darkness of the shadow which is over our land.
31:54All she did was bake a cake.
31:57There is only one song a Frenchman may sing at the moment like this.
32:01You all know it.
32:03Boom. Why does my heart go boom?
32:05You all know it.
32:16You all know it.
32:17You all know it.
32:18You all know it.
32:19You all know it.
32:19You all know it.
32:21You all know it.
32:23You all know it.
32:24You all know it.
32:25You all know it.
32:27You all know it.
32:32You all know it.
32:33You all know it.
32:34You all know it.
32:35You all know it.
32:35You all know it.
32:35arrangement tables is something the matter colonel
32:41have seen the Gestapo has learned that there's a plot to blow up the shuttle no
32:48who would do a terrible thing like that resistance these resistance people they
32:53are the limit are you sure you know nothing about it Rene I would have told
32:59you of course Colonel I am sure it is nothing personal I expect they were
33:04trying to get rid of General von Klinkhofen we're all trying to get rid of General
33:07von Klinkhofen what a shame and your nice party all spoiled all is not lost Rene on
33:15my recommendation we will celebrate the Kaiser's birthday in your cafe oh what
33:22an honor
33:34be seated here General anyway you like this will be my table please make
33:41yourself comfortable here General really yes good we've been good friends for a
33:47long time I want you to do me a favor hide this of course Colonel what is it just a
34:00appeal it will be safe in there come and sit down coming General not there that seat is reserved for
34:08your system oh thank you very much not you the girl
34:14you have the card in place yes you know what to do yes my hands are shaking
34:22and sitting next to a general it is quite proper that a girl's hand should shake
34:33that seat is reserved for my ADC lieutenant rubert it will be comforting to
34:37think that he will be close at hand should you need assistance
34:43we are just talking up the chickens there General
34:47Rene the wine and make sure it is the best seat on the wine hunts and make sure that you
34:54look after the
34:54general's wine personally yes the colonel
35:01Rene Rene the colonel gave you a pill where is it I have the pill in the till
35:08which is the wine for the general it is here in this jug the pill contains a drug
35:12the pill in the till take it and put it in there put the drug in the jug
35:19we nearly forgot the most important part of the celebration
35:24oh my god the ghetto from the chateau
35:28what about the ghetto from the chateau it contains a bomb a bomb in the ghetto from the chateau
35:34it is to blow up the general you must not let anybody light that fuse
35:38where is the fuse it is the candle with the angle
35:42Rene you do not need to kill the general we have already arranged to kill the general
35:48do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the
35:52drug in the jug
35:53you need not light the candle with the handle on the ghetto from the chateau
36:03simple plots are always the best
36:06put the pill in the jug
36:14I will take it I will take it I do not want to get it mixed up in the others
36:20here we are general
36:25I saw you put something in the general's wine what was it
36:29one of my headache pills
36:31they wanted to kill him with poison but I am not having that sort of thing going on in my
36:34cafe
36:35it is bad for business
36:36he won't have a business if the ghetto blows up
36:39one thing at a time
36:41the little chickens have been hoisted under the colonel, Heidi
36:45thank you
36:49gentlemen your helmets
36:58gentlemen we are here to celebrate the birthday of my ancestor
37:02Wilhelm Victor Albert II
37:04Margrave of Brandenburg
37:06Burgrave of Nuremberg
37:08better known to us all as the Kaiser
37:10they did very well in the stocking business
37:19allow me general
37:23no
37:23no Helga
37:24this is special wine for the general
37:34Sir Kaiser
37:35Sir Kaiser
37:50what time do you make it Hans?
37:52not thinking of leaving are you colonel?
37:54no general
37:55I wasn't thinking of leaving
37:57perhaps it has settled on the bottom of the glass
38:01a tooth to the Kaiser's wife
38:02Mrs. Kaiser
38:15did the Kaiser have a dog?
38:20let me refill your glass
38:22of course
38:23there is the food
38:25just coming general
38:28gentlemen
38:29I give you
38:31the smartest regiment
38:33in the German Army
38:34the SMARTEST REGIMENT
38:36the SMARTEST REGIMENT
38:40the SMARTEST REGIMENT
38:42the SMARTEST REGIMENT
38:42the SMARTEST REGIMENT
38:44and Slaughter
39:00Where's my chicken?
39:04It is a little ire.
39:08I will get you another.
39:16I have his ADC. Do you not think I ought to tell him?
39:20One of the first things you learn at Military Academy is never to tell a general when he has a
39:25chicken on his head.
39:29What happens when the gravy goes down his neck?
39:34Vine should work before that. Have some more vine, General.
39:39Yvette, Maria, we need a bucket of water and a bucket of sand. We must put out that bum before
39:44it goes off.
39:45You will do no such thing. When the candle is lit, you have only ten seconds to escape.
39:50My restaurant will be wrecked.
39:51The crater where it stood will be a monument as a bravery of the resistance.
39:55You are out of your tree.
40:00To Adolf Hitler!
40:02Adolf Hitler!
40:07And Eva Braun!
40:08Eva Braun!
40:13And the little doggie!
40:22There! Now that we have toasted the furrow, you may all smoke.
40:29Oh, my God! The poison dart!
40:32I'm not in my café!
40:35There, I seem to have misplaced my cigarette holder.
40:37It must be in the chateau.
40:38May I borrow yours, Helga?
40:42There seems to be a small blockage.
40:52Come on!
40:54I'm not in the chateau!
40:56I'm not in the chateau!
40:56Oh my God!
40:57I'm not in my chateau!
40:58Yes, that seems to be clear!
41:21The antidote's key!
41:23Where is he?
41:54What is the matter with that man?
41:57He ate the fish.
42:03Dear, it is midnight.
42:06Oh dear, we are behind schedule, but never mind.
42:09It is at this hour that our beloved Kaiser drew his first royal breath.
42:13In accordance with the traditions of my family, I will now light the candles.
42:17Maria, invite quickly about it.
42:20Where are you going?
42:20To the little boy's room.
42:23The colonel also wants to go to the little boy's room.
42:26No, I do not.
42:27Yes, you do.
42:28No, I do not.
42:30Call the little.
42:33Yes, I do.
42:38Open this door.
42:39Open up.
42:41Stay where you are.
42:42On the count of ten, throw yourselves on the floor.
42:44The candles lit the handle.
42:47There, they are all lit.
42:49Now, to commemorate the moment, 82 years later, when he drew his last breath, we will blow them all out
42:55again.
42:59For a moment, I thought I was going to join the Kaiser.
43:03Mr. McRenay, the tender with the handle is still lit.
43:22What do you think you are doing?
43:25I did this in memory of the day that the Kaiser was buried.
43:32The burial of the Kaiser.
43:35The burial of the Kaiser.
43:40This is the jug with the drug.
43:44After all that I've been through, I could do with a little aspirin.